Thread 717348725

they don't make hookers like this anymore

>>717348725 (OP)
I would've been ruining her asshole every night. Al Bundy was a faggot for sure.

>>717348897
Way to miss the point, Al married a sexy bimbo precisely because he was only thinking about fucking her, but when you're married and living together you're inevitably going to interact outside of sex at which point the fact you married a vapid cunt starts becoming more of a problem until it eventually ruins sex for you.

>>717348725 (OP)
well peg, if you could bing bing my wahoo properly i wouldn't have to settle for these shit games.

>>717349947
*LAUGH TRACK*

>>717348725 (OP)
Sure, Peg. Hop on to my Minecraft server. I'll be waiting for you at the spawn point. Don't worry, I'm the guy with the knife.

They should remake Married: With Children starring Tom Brady, who used to be a professional quarterback but lost all his money in a bitcoin scam and now has to sell shoes. Gisele could be Peg. Gronk could be Bud. Mahomes could be Kelly. The Mannings could be the D'arcys. This series would print money, and it wouldn't cost that much, because they've already paid Tom to be the #1 commentator.

>>717350378
*HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO*

>>717348725 (OP)
stfu you one eyed bitch

>>717349454
Except that he wasn't even fucking her. Even if you want to say she was a vapid cunt that was annoying, the one redeeming quality she had was that she was hot...and she was even willing to suck and fuck, and he still refused...so no he was a faggot.

And yes I've been in a relationship like that where it started out amazing and by the end we were at each other's throats. Still...when sex was on the table I didn't hesitate to fuck and cum in her. You also sound like a faggot like Al Bundy.

>>717348725 (OP)
Yeah, that's how I like it.

>>717348725 (OP)
N.O. M.A.A.M.

>>717348725 (OP)
>Did you miss me Al?
>With every bullet so far.

The humor was often kind of dry, especially with the kids, but there were some gems in there I'll cherish forever.

>>717351384
Oh my GOD

>they won't make married with children anymore because of WOKE
Can't you rewatch the old episodes? There are over 250 of them
>yeah but they're kinda shit to be honest

The heroes we need

>>717348725 (OP)
average iranian woman

>>717348725 (OP)
>Al! Did you know that Steve just got Marcy a second controller and now they're playing together?
>Knowing you, Peg, you just want one because of the vibration function. Knowing Steve... well, it's the same.

>>717348897
>sodomy
you are the faggot

>>717352921
Dis nigga ovulating!

>>717350887
You never watched the show. He wants to fuck any woman but his wife. Please fuck off

>>717351384
how was this allowed? wasnt the girl a teenager?

>wife bad
Why was 90% of boomer comedy about this?

>>717349947
kek

>>717348725 (OP)
Imagine having this piece of ass at home and spending the say complaining about it.
God I hate boomers.

For me it's Seinfeld, Married with Children and NewsRadio

>>717348725 (OP)
Reminder she was in her 20s when this was taken but she looked like a middle-aged housewife

>>717349947
Kek

>>717348725 (OP)
auntie needs to be blacked ASAP

>>717353403
Things used to be cool before vatniks brainwashed tradcuck incels and femnazis.

>>717354276
If only Joe died a hero.

>>717354201
What's the longest romantic relationship you've been in? The lust wears off

>>717353505
it was somewhat realistic, now its
>family bad

>>717354201
>wife was a idiot mooch
>son was a dumbass
>daughter was a slut
>had a shit job
>annoying ass neighbours
i'd complain too

>>717353034
Turdworlder, white men are talking. Listen, learn.

>>717354925
Neighbour's were delightful yuppies.

>>717354716
>says adrenochrome drinking, foreskin flailing jewmutt

>>717351384
married with children was the better show but tiffany was better than kelly

>>717354879
nta but 9 years i never stopped wanting it from her 3 times a day, even though i hated her as a person (fat, lazy, useless just expecting me to be income + chores + cook) my coomer instincts never died, some dudes are just made to knock a chick up 15 times and some aren't

>>717354925
Ask your mother.

>>717350561
Strange, 'cause it's usually the man that is one eyed

>>717354385
She was 33 when the show started

>>717354925
Only real part of this was the shit job. He couldn find another one.
The rest of the stuff was expected. The neighbours looke like nice people.

>>717348897
>>717349454
>>717350887
>>717353387
You people way overthink the show. They got together when they were young but their marriage was forced by Peggy's dad iirc. Peggy doesn't do anything at home just spends Al's money. On the other hand Al's job was always considered comically bad, he's smelly and is very unlucky. Despite the gags it was often proven that they love each other.

>>717354937
You lust for a hole where shit (BROWN) comes out and men also have it.
You have a BROWN (FECES) FETISH and you are GAY.
You are NO DIFFERENT from an INDIAN.

>>717353505
Because unlike you they were actually married long enough to realize
>wife bad
is true, relatable, and top tier humor.

>>717350887
They had teenage and then adult children. Enough time have passed where he stopped thinking of his wife like that (except rare episodes where he was the one being horny, but then Peggy was the one running away after a while)

>>717355185
See >>717352398

>>717354925
Bud was actually very intelligent, a straight-A student. But the Bundy Curse ensured he too failed at everything despite being smart.

>>717350561
Jeez Leela, two times in one day, I’m not SUPERMAN!!!

>Stuck at dead end job
>Still have a house, a wife and kids
>A car and groceries, etc

>>717355439
Hilariously graphic, compounded by the fact we both know you've never been with a woman, and probsbly never will. Now keep writing more Diego, Im almost there, LOL.

>>717355562
How come the son is a bumbling idiot?

>>717355439
lol boomers always amuse me
like imagine someone so stupid you can force them to think of whatever you want, someone utterly in your complete control

>>717355396
>women’s shoe salesman
>sole breadwinner
>family of 4
>owned a house
And people go "man you just have your rose tinted glasses, the past sucked!!" just because there was no tiktok.

>>717354924
tbf I fucking hate 90% of my family

I had relationships like this and i usually break up whit them.
Women expect a man to be the primary source of entertainment for them because they dont have any hobbies apart from social media and reality tv.
And they also hate it when a man is having fun by himself because that's time he could be spending entertaining them.
Stay away from women who have no hobbies whatsoever apart from what i mentioned above. Like if they dont even do the basic bare-bones Movies and Non realty tv they are not worth the effort no matter how sexy they are.

>>717353403
And I was under the age of 10 when I saw Kelly. There is a balance.

>>717355439
word, the brown hole that doesn't even lubricate itself for sex so it's very dry, tons of friction, it's way too tight to accomodate a penis it'd be squeezing your dick like an industrial extruder, then you'd get poop all over your penis (and anything else you put in there) not to mention how embarrassing and uncomfortable this all is for the woman, and you can't even get them pregnant in that hole
i really just don't see the appeal

>>717355783
Gary IN, just outside the suburbs of Chicago where the show took place has houses gor sale at 60k.
Go get it anon!

Al Bundy is the quintessential boomer queer.
>Has an easy-ass job
>Can afford a house and kids
>Smoking hot wife
>Peaceful neighborhood
>>Somehow still isn't enough to be happy
Truly a commentary on entitlement. Everyone over the age of 40 should be gassed immediately.

>>717356061
You were groomed and you dont even know it

>>717356141
>dude if you can live, you can like, live well, therefore if you can like, live, in a palace, you can live, like, well, in a palace
fuck off hippie, camel through the eye of a needle

>>717356092
>i really just don't see the appeal haha, it's just sooooo embarrassing to think about...

>>717348725 (OP)
does MWC still hold up?

>>717356092
the idea of it is better than the action. my philosophy is if Im dating a girl I have to fuck her ass just one time. the principle of knowing that she'll let me do anal is enough, then I never want to do it again
admittedly if you're both on opiates then anal is God tier

>>717356092
>and you can't even get them pregnant in that hole
How many kids do you have?

>>717350887

You genuinely sound underage with your whole "I WOULD HAVE HAD SEX WITH HER OH YEAH I WOULD"

Please kill yourself already.

>>717348725 (OP)
had such a crush on this bitch growing up
this dude was from my hometown

>>717353403
I miss the 90s when we used to beat up faggots like you.

>>717356408
Off to the gas chamber, gramps.

>>717356092
>i really just don't see the appeal
gateway to homosexuality

>>717354201
You'll get it once you've actually had sex

>>717348897
>I would've been ruining her asshole every night. Al Bundy was a faggot for sure.

Al Bundy is a story of a man who scored four touchdowns in a single game at Polk High and scored the winning touchdown. he was a chad during his highschool years and married the biggest slut in highschool ; Peggy Wanker. Al makes claims that he could have gone pro in the NFL and became one of the greatest football players of all time. But instead he was locked down to having children, and ending up at a dead end job,.. which did still score him a pretty nice house, back when you could work as a shoe salesman and still purchase a house like his. In his defence: Peg kills his boner.

>>717359809
So basically he's a faggot who peaked in highschool and then became a miserable boomer? Sounds about right.

>>717349454
>>717348897
You're both missing the point, in the 1980's Peggy was considered an ugly pig, she was taller and larger than the ideal woman who Al would lust after and had a dated 1950's hairdo and clothes

Katey Sagal is a cutey patootie but this is more /tv/ than /v/ brös

>>717360437
*was

>>717360437
then lets make it /v/, Peggy is a game with good graphics and literally shit to mid tier everything else like post Crash Naughty Dog games

>>717356092
>i really just don't see the appeal
My Greenblatt really needs to triple down on the brainwashing, then.

>>717360726
eh technically she's in at least one game already
not sure if there's voice acting in the other two futurama games.

>>717361332
damn I wish she voiced more games or even anime, certainly would be a step up from the shit we get now

>>717356092
>not to mention how embarrassing and uncomfortable this all is for the woman,
Thats the appeal

>>717355783
It's insane how fucked every subsequent generation is. Early gen x is the last group that ever had a chance. Nobody who entered the workforce in the 2010s or later will ever have the same quality of life as boomers.

>>717360250
No, you are missing the point. That Italian who-ah, too much make up, big hair, leopard print clothing bitch is the perfect woman. The fact she's not amazingly attractive but not ugly either makes it better. It's like degrading yourself for settling, gets me going. It's the fat-ugly-bastard of women.

>>717354716
>vatniks
??????
Also
>(((Seinfeld)))
>(((Lonstein)))

>>717358378
>not liking anal is homo
Nigger, anal is closer to gay shit (heh) than vagina.
In fact anal is degenerate 100% regardless of who it is with.

Whys it seem like the 80s and 90s were the last era people seemed attractive and happy? Even brown people looked better back then?

>>717356107
You might as well buy a house in Yurop for the same price. At least you'll be surrounded by less crime.

>>717359809
He inherited the house.

>>717362382
Hating Russians and loving big teen titties. Seems based to me. Or can only one side glow?

>>717360250
>Peggy was considered an ugly pig,

As someone who has seen every episode and would even watch it back when the show was originally on TV... Peggy was never once previewed as an 'ugly duckling' in the show... if she was, it was only by Al. Peggy was the hot highschool redhead who fucked every guy she could get her hands on. She landed with Al, because he was the football chad of the school, with his 'four touchdowns in one game' speech that was a on running joke in every episode. Al knocked her up, and they had children, putting Al in a position where he had to get a 'dead end' job as a shoe sales men, selling shoes to 'fat women'. Kelly Bundy is a pure slut and a bimbo like her mother. Even in the show... other men are actually kinda jealous of how hot Peggy is... but Al no longer see's her that way... except for on a few occasions. The show wasn't oblivious to how hot Katey Sagal actually was.

>>717360250
>Peggy was considered an ugly pig,

As someone who has seen every episode and would even watch it back when the show was originally on TV... Peggy was never once perceived as an 'ugly duckling' in the show... if she was, it was only by Al. Peggy was the hot highschool redhead who fucked every guy she could get her hands on. She landed with Al, because he was the football chad of the school, with his 'four touchdowns in one game' speech that was a on running joke in every episode. Al knocked her up, and they had children, putting Al in a position where he had to get a 'dead end' job as a shoe sales men, selling shoes to 'fat women'. Kelly Bundy is a pure slut and a bimbo like her mother. Even in the show... other men are actually kinda jealous of how hot Peggy is... but Al no longer see's her that way... except for on a few occasions. The show wasn't oblivious to how hot Katey Sagal actually was.

>>717362545
Everyone looks miserable and wretched in that series.

>>717348725 (OP)
>Subversive show
>"Don't be happy with your family and house goyim. They are retarded and pathetic. It is impossible for you to do anything fulfilling in life, after you have a family. Don't improve. Just complain."
She's a jewess btw

>>717355701
Literally they had something called the 'Bundy Curse' that ensured no matter what they did, Bundy men would always fail at everything.

>>717355439
>they are all MALE

>>717364549
>She landed with Al, because he was the football chad of the school, with his 'four touchdowns in one game' speech that was a on running joke in every episode.

https://youtu.be/M_qa0EEKZ90

>Al knocked her up, and they had children, putting Al in a position where he had to get a 'dead end' job as a shoe sales men, selling shoes to 'fat women'.

https://youtu.be/C78K3y3o6js?t=743

The 'fat woman walked into a shoe store today' jokes are fucking classic. Fat women truly are the ruination of all societies.

VIDEOGAMES?!

>>717355217
Here.

>>717356092
stop i can only be this hard

>>717355632
>Obnoxious audience cheers

>>717348725 (OP)
i had no idea she was the hot mom in Sons of Anarchy (couldnt recognize her without 80's big hair) or leela in futurama

>>717348725 (OP)
one of my favorite Married with Children bits is that Marcy's first husband just fucking leaves, and then marcy slowly becoming a horny freak over the rest of the series

>>717365504
nigga the entire point is to not be an al bundy who peaked in high school, never did anything else, and constantly reminisces his golden days that he gave up for a family

>>717362229
nigga this too real

>>717368734
retard

>>717368563
Why are those two guys cornering a bird?

>>717368734
>>>717365504
>nigga the entire point is to not be an al bundy who peaked in high school, never did anything else, and constantly reminisces his golden days that he gave up for a family

The show is great, even as a 'loser' Al was still a mega chad at his core, and could still laugh at others around him.

https://youtu.be/T5nG-A401TY

>>717350561
One of my earliest waifus…

>>717369693
Al is just supposed to be a loser who still love his wife, but does not want to show it. He never cheated on her even when given the chance.

They would never get away with this show in today's time, I miss it.

>>717362229
Where do similarly-dressed Jewesses lie in this framework, master?

>>717369693

When Ed O'Neil runs up to beat the shit out of Kelly's old boyfriend, he still still a pretty large man at 6'2" feet tall. Which does sell you on that he was a highschool footfall star. yeah Al and peg peaking at highschool is one of the major jokes, They are a satire on 'that type' of family. Which was radically different from just about every other family sitcom that came before it.

>>717355185
how does it feel, knowing your messiah is actively and openly realized that he is the most prominent person in Epsteins books and lists?

>>717368563
>and then marcy slowly becoming a horny freak over the rest of the series
She was always portrayed as being a horny freak like in that episode where she and Steve were recorded having sex at a motel, she just hid it better in the early seasons.

>>717370706
Jesus isn't in the Epstein files though?

>>717368062
She's going to be Dr. Kureha in the One Piece live-action, too.

>>717353403
Things were different before the homosexuals ran everything.

>>717350887
Way to miss the point, again.

>>717355705
lol yeah like sodomites

>>717354879

Five years. For the first three her libido outstripped mine and I had to fuck her once a day or she'd literally get mad at me. A lot of days it was two to three times.
The last two years she started to tone it down but we still fucked four or five times a week at the end, and I never stopped wanting to put it in every waking moment. That girl fucking ruined me, I'll never have it that good again.

>>717348897
You're clearly not married and you have no idea how boring it is to fuck the same woman over and over for years and years.

>>717371839
>her libido outstripped mine and I had to fuck her once a day or she'd literally get mad at me.
my ex was hypersexual, it was awesome at first but it gets tiring real fast, especially when she would get pissed and straight up mean to me for not being able to fuck her like 3 times a day.
Matter of fact, she loved sex so much she even had it when I was not available

>>717372067
The best gf I had was like this, sadly I was an oxy addict through that relationship and that shit kills your libido
Man /v/ is truly a support group for middle aged men these day jesus

>>717371964
This is 100% a you problem. I've been married since 2008 and we broke the bedframe a few months ago.

>>717357381
they are gone now.. a relic of the past

>>717348725 (OP)
10/10 would anon's mom

>>717371964
You are a golem lol

>>717372281
>The best gf I had was like this, sadly I was an oxy addict through that relationship and that shit kills your libido
Relationships like that aren't healthy at all, try not to feel shit about it or blame yourself. If it was healthy and she genuinely cared for you she would have helped you out of your addiction
Every woman has a hole between her legs, but not every woman has a good heart

>>717354201
Doesn't matter how hot you think she is anon. Someone, somewhere is sick of her shit.

>>717353403
i feel so sorry for you

>>717364782
>looks miserable and wretched
>and still looks happier than the average person today

>>717371964
Maybe you should have married a woman you can have an enduring sexual attraction to.
If you think that doesn't exist, get real. Your reality isn't the truth.

>open up the front page of /v/
>/pol/ ragebait thread # 1
>gachaslop phone game general #1
>gachaslop phone game general #2
>this nonsense mommy thread for coomers
>/pol/ ragebait thread # 2 (422 replies btw)
>intentionally bad take on classic beloved game for rage bait #1
>women bad ragebait thread
>gachaslop phone game general # 3
>some thread where someone is praising Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 for some reason (only genuine vidya thread)
>intentionally bad take on classic beloved game for rage bait #2
>depression / demoralization / no friends general # 1
>gamedev thread but the OP is ragebait
>depression / demoralization / no friends general # 2
>post your troons softcore porn dump
>nintendo ragebait / console war thread # 1
>softcore porn thread with faggots erping in replies general # 1
>sony ragebait / console war thread
>softcore porn thread with faggots erping in replies general # 2
>videogames aren't art ragebait thread
>nintendo ragebait / console war thread # 2

just wanted to let you guys know its over, i'll never return to this website

>>717372991
Good night, see you tomorrow

>>717372991
it'll never be like it was mate

>>717354924
Boomers were the real antinatalists, but they had kids anyways. That explains why boomers despise their children.

>>717372991
>i'll never return to this website
we both know you are going to return soon

>>717348725 (OP)
you can't trick me faggot
women don't look like this anymore

>>717348725 (OP)
Weird, I thought this was a momcest thread. Anyway, I'll be on my way now.

>>717349454
....dawm.

>>717368563
Jefferson's airheaded metrosexual himbo character was a very funny gimmick and it was topical for that time too, because that kind of guy wasn't really a thing before then.

>>717372991
Anon I don't believe you anymore than I believe the faggots who constantly say they're going to move to Canada over Trump.

>>717372067
t.

>>717374282
actually hilarious in his voice

>>717371964
I disagree
>t married 8 years

>>717367808
holy shi

>>717353403
wait till you find out about Saved by the Bell

>>717348725 (OP)
I wanted to have sex with her and Fran Drescher so badly as a kid and it did NOT carry over into adulthood

>>717353403
>how was this allowed? wasnt the girl a teenager?

https://youtu.be/GMpYR-JjeYM

>>717373595
>Jefferson's airheaded metrosexual himbo character was a very funny gimmick and it was topical for that time too, because that kind of guy wasn't really a thing before then.

The Steve Rose era, Marcy and Steve were self proclaimed Republicans, and had that attitude. Marcy later dumps Steve for Jefferson, who is more of a 'metrosexual' prototype and a sex toy for Marcy.

What were they thinking when they tried to add in that Seven kid into the show?