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Anonymous No.717349962 >>717351939 >>717351967 >>717352112 >>717353603 >>717353750 >>717353785 >>717353824 >>717353840 >>717353845 >>717354772 >>717357408 >>717357565 >>717358795 >>717359538 >>717360926 >>717361017 >>717361898 >>717365457 >>717366810
What else is he hiding?
Anonymous No.717350169 >>717364284
His horns are fake
He's a bnnuy
He's not even named Ralsei
At least 12 inches
Anonymous No.717350217
He's working for Gaster.
Anonymous No.717350398 >>717350641
A puffy vagina
oh and weapons of mass destruction
Anonymous No.717350641 >>717353750
>>717350398
a 10 inch bad dragon in his butt
Anonymous No.717351939
>>717349962 (OP)
he's gay for the soul (you)
Anonymous No.717351967 >>717353720
>>717349962 (OP)
why is he so cute?
Anonymous No.717352034 >>717366972
Hes free balling and its immense
Anonymous No.717352112
>>717349962 (OP)
my 3 and a half inch penis
Anonymous No.717353285 >>717356147
wack archetype would not fuck
Anonymous No.717353296 >>717353867 >>717353932 >>717354028
>/v/ - goatfuckers
Anonymous No.717353603 >>717366972
>>717349962 (OP)
A pair of huge balls that hang down to his knees that show off whenever his robe shifts a little
Anonymous No.717353720
>>717351967
Because he's essentially Dark World Asriel and Asriel is always cute.
Anonymous No.717353750
>>717349962 (OP)
This
>>717350641
Anonymous No.717353785
>>717349962 (OP)
He's at least 8 inches
Anonymous No.717353824 >>717354476
>>717349962 (OP)
Ralsei is about 13 inches
Anonymous No.717353840
>>717349962 (OP)
HE IS HIDING HIS FIRE SPELLS
HE CAN CAST FIREGRAVE
FUCKED IS HOLDING BACK
Anonymous No.717353845 >>717358579
>>717349962 (OP)
Penis (very small)
Anonymous No.717353867
>>717353296
How could you not want to sit him in your lap and gently stroke his ears while whispering what a good boy he is and nuzzling the back of his head?
Anonymous No.717353932 >>717354283
>>717353296
>suddenly
Anonymous No.717354028
>>717353296
Out of 10!
Anonymous No.717354283 >>717360776
>>717353932
Susie is so lucky...
Anonymous No.717354476 >>717358070 >>717364594
>>717353824
Never forget a true patriot and american hero
Anonymous No.717354772
>>717349962 (OP)
His penis (2 inch flaccid) (12 inches erect)
Anonymous No.717354865
How much do women judge you for your flaccid penis size? Mine is tiny like the David statue
Anonymous No.717355846 >>717360853
What if Dess deserved whatever happened to her?
Anonymous No.717356147
>>717353285
based celibacy arc, not every goofy deer thing needs to be thirsted over like it's a requirement. let weird stay weird.
Anonymous No.717357408 >>717357479
>>717349962 (OP)
God it's genuinely so fucking annoying how you just KNOW this bubbly fairy is packing an enormous, fat cock that would put yours to shame but still acts like some subby uwu femboy.
Guys like this IRL drive me NUTS like they flash you this little cocky look every now and then like "I look better in a dress than you and my cock is twice your size" and girls act all giggly and disarmed around them whilst simultaneously knowing they're stowing away the most enormous, hot rod beneath whatever frilly nonsense they're wearing.
Like how do you even deal with guys like this?
Anonymous No.717357438 >>717360934
Anonymous No.717357479
>>717357408
You deal with it by sucking his fat cock after pumping his ass full first
Anonymous No.717357521 >>717358964
This
Anonymous No.717357565
>>717349962 (OP)
An egg vibrator
Anonymous No.717358070
>>717354476
Anonymous No.717358579
>>717353845
Imagine sniffing his cute bulge
Anonymous No.717358795 >>717359346 >>717359383
>>717349962 (OP)
Anonymous No.717358964
>>717357521
why was this post deleted?
Anonymous No.717359346
>>717358795
Wow, that's nice.
Anonymous No.717359383 >>717366706
>>717358795
How big is the backsack
Anonymous No.717359538 >>717359657
>>717349962 (OP)
Anonymous No.717359657
>>717359538
Ralslop!
Jartysei!
Anonymous No.717360776
>>717354283
Yes, to have someone to dress up
Anonymous No.717360853
>>717355846
This would be the best twist ever but we know she's going to be blameless.
Anonymous No.717360926
>>717349962 (OP)
he's not The Prince
Anonymous No.717360934
>>717357438
how much 'milk' is in there
a full gallon?
Anonymous No.717361017
>>717349962 (OP)
2f of hard throbbing meat
Anonymous No.717361898
>>717349962 (OP)
I have actually talked to Toby Foxin real life and he said that, while Ralseis penis is only 1 inch when non erect, it grows to 5 yard long when it gets erect. He's a grower not a shower.
Anonymous No.717362294 >>717362395 >>717362764 >>717363097
Anonymous No.717362395 >>717362793
>>717362294
wait so the egg and mantle thing was just a bug?
Anonymous No.717362764
>>717362294
I kneel to BerdlyGOD
Anonymous No.717362793
>>717362395
it wasn't but he added a workaround for people too lazy to reload the chapter
Anonymous No.717363097
>>717362294
The chilly pollo
Anonymous No.717363664
Togore
Anonymous No.717364053 >>717364112 >>717364175 >>717364205 >>717364308 >>717364974 >>717365229
If you pet Ralsei three times in a row in the Mike fight it plays the splat sound effect and says he had a "petting overdose", what the FUCK did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.717364112
>>717364053
toby wanted another chance to add the funny splat
Anonymous No.717364175
>>717364053
he cums
Anonymous No.717364205
>>717364053
You know what happens if you pet a boy too much...
Anonymous No.717364272
Hidden in plain sight
Anonymous No.717364284 >>717364513 >>717366863
>>717350169
>At least 12 inches
I need artwork of in character giant schlong Ralsei obliviously plowing his way through a harem of all the fem characters.
Anonymous No.717364308
>>717364053
He's literally me I too also cartoon splat when pet three times.
Anonymous No.717364513 >>717364665
>>717364284
i can't imagine in-character ralsei plowing anything
Anonymous No.717364594 >>717364860
>>717354476
Did i miss anything?
Anonymous No.717364665
>>717364513
His twelve-incher sticks out of the skirt and all of the ladies femdom him until he brainlessly humps away at their flowery bits.
Anonymous No.717364860 >>717364936
>>717364594
It depends on what you think you're forgetting.
Anonymous No.717364936 >>717365156
>>717364860
The first part specifically, if its an anonymous edit then how the hell did someone found out who he was and how do you guys know he died
Anonymous No.717364974
>>717364053
It's crazy that monsters (i know he's a darkner but you know what I mean, Catti also likes pets according to the website) enjoy being pet and will pet each other.
Anonymous No.717365156 >>717365247 >>717365339
>>717364936
Oh it's more being dramatic, people figure it was one guy and he got permabanned. People noticed because he stopped posting and then the jannies probably banned someone else for posting em.
Anonymous No.717365229
>>717364053
It's exactly what it looks like.
Anonymous No.717365247
>>717365156
That's some funny shit.
Anonymous No.717365339 >>717365561
>>717365156
i remember hearing someone claim that he had been imagebanned, not outright banned, but i don't have a source on that
Anonymous No.717365457
>>717349962 (OP)
a WMD
Anonymous No.717365561
>>717365339
I mean point more or less being Fun was not allowed.
Second grave apparently is dead dead though, allegedly.
Anonymous No.717365952 >>717366116 >>717366152 >>717366595 >>717367160
>Sariel thread got raped by /v/hu
are you guys retarded?
Anonymous No.717366116
>>717365952
Probably as bad as that one time when someone made a thread with Temmie op
Anonymous No.717366152
>>717365952
No I'm Anonymous
Anonymous No.717366595
>>717365952
Nevermind it's gone
Anonymous No.717366706
>>717359383
scales well with the 12 incher
Anonymous No.717366810
>>717349962 (OP)
A diaper fetish
Anonymous No.717366863
>>717364284
he's more like a living sextoy for the girls but at least they give him lots of aftercare
Anonymous No.717366972
>>717352034
>>717353603
WHY DOES /v/ SUDDENLY LIKE BACKSACK?
Anonymous No.717367008 >>717367328
Ralsei bigger or smaller than sans
either ways everything in Kris' life is getting fucked while he watches
Anonymous No.717367153
>what else is he hiding?
A big, white juicy furry pussy for me to fuck
Anonymous No.717367160
>>717365952
"/v/hu" are a literal coordinated discord raider circlejerk group, don't call them /v/, call them what they are
Anonymous No.717367328
>>717367008
bigger
sans only gets with toriel because she's easy
Anonymous No.717367450
https://youtu.be/kDwQ29-NN18
It reminds me a lot Chapter 3's OST.
Anonymous No.717367592
Is there any non AI art of 12inch Ralsei?
Any artfags ITT who'd draw it as comission?
Anonymous No.717367650 >>717367885
This might sound gay but the idealized cock and balls are kinda hot
Anonymous No.717367885
>>717367650
straight femboy with a big dick and balls is both god tier and annoyingly rare