Thread 717354850

MR. ANON WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIT

>>717354850 (OP)
>*jumps in front of him*
>*spreads ass open*
>*reverse fart him into my ass*
>*gets sucked in*
>*slap asscheeks closed*

>>717354850 (OP)
>rapes you

Why are anons just discovering the greatness of TP and WW now?

>>717357395
I played them ages ago, but I'm replaying TP because I'm in a Zelda mood.

>>717357503
Same I’ve been in such a Zelda mood this summer for whatever reason

>>717357395
>anons keep posting the extremely small handful of mild soul in the game
>people use those three interesting parts to claim the shitty game is actually good

Yes, we all know about the whacky song in the fully built shop. We all know about the mailman. We all know about oockkoos or whatever. There's nothing left interesting about the game other than being an edgy boring soulless OoT wannabe.

>>717357671
Chill out anon

>>717357730
No. This shitty game is like earthbound. People claim to be huge fans many years after the fact while smelling their own farts, but when you challenge them to say a single good thing about it outside of 3 "whacky" moments, they get unmasked as the feckless hipsters they are

>>717357671
>extremely small handful of mild soul in the game
The game exudes soul.
Nintendofags don't deserve Zelda. When it's soulful you hate it, when it's open world slop you love it.

What is it about Zelda games that cause such immense butthurt?

>>717357953
>game has secondary fans
>therefore every fan is a secondary
ok

How does this affect Castle Town's sewage system? I bet the town smells REALLY bad right about now.

>>717359092
Smells like ectoplasm for sure

>>717358110
Autism

>>717357395
~20 years later is when nostalgia hits the hardest.

Anyway, the dungeons are some of the lamest in the series. They're linear and trivial, and there's often some gimmick that slows the pace, especially if you're aiming for 100%.
>forest: wait for the wind to rotate platforms (not too bad)
>volcano: walk on magnets
>lake: rotate the waterfall to reach new areas
>desert: quicksand
>temple of Time: scales and redoing the whole level backwards
>mansion: cannonballs
>sky: flying bulbs
>twilight: carrying those spheres around
>castle: I love it

Now that I think about it, in the three best moments of the game you meet King Bulblin

>>717362953
Coming back to the game i always also get shocked how EXTREMELY slow climbing is
unironicly what where they thinking

>>717354850 (OP)
So what the hell was this guy doing at the bottom of the cave of 100 trials equivalent?

>>717363217
I think that at the time they didn't realise yet how unfun is to slow down players. There are special stages where the hazard is just making you slow in a couple of Mario sport games

>>717357395
>and WW

>>717362953
The magnets were cool though.

>>717364340
People just had way more patience back then. Now people whine about having to respawn at a checkpoint instead of the exact point at which you died. Attention spans are getting shorter and shorter.

>>717366492
>Now people whine about having to respawn at a checkpoint instead of the exact point at which you died
This is stupid. Respawning at a checkpoint means you can naturally integrate grinding into your gameplay and learn enemy movesets without having to do dedicated study runs; plus, once you have it memorized, you can get through it so quickly it hardly matters.
It's not just poor attention span, it's gotta be some kind of generational skill issue too.

>>717358104
Truth

The wii u port is the better way to experience Twilight Princess

>>717369838
They fucked a lot of shit up with that version. More than you realize.

Midna...

>>717370943
No they did not

>>717366214
It’s pure soul: the game

>>717374284
>textures were redrawn to remove most of the shading and detail for some retarded reason
>horse controls were fucked up
>input lag
>sword phases through walls
>replaced half the chests with miiverse stamps that became utterly useless a year after release (fuck you nintendo)
Need I go on?

>>717362953
I can understand complaints about the first three dungeons since they weren't particularly interesting and you had to deal with the annoying twilight bug hunts in between but you have to be insane to to say Arbiter's Ground or Snowpeak Mansion were bad
Those two alone have often tempted me to replay the game

>>717358110
Their favorite games aren’t as good

>>717374750
It's pure shit: the kusoge

>>717374750
>he fell for the sony trannytroon meme

>>717376181
Don't worry. It's not even his. SOVL zoomers don't even play vidya let alone invest in it.

>>717357395
>and WW
captcha:KYS4GA

>>717366214
...is better

Imagine getting gypped by Gorons

>>717354850 (OP)
This is the single fastest character in all of fiction. It is impossible for him to lose that race even if you cheat

>>717376461
At sucking. Snowpeak Ruins and Rollgoal clear that game on their own.

>>717374750
Based and SOULpilled. Twilight Princess oozes atmosphere in a way no modern Zelda even tries to replicate. The soundtrack, the lighting, the dungeons-it all feels like a melancholic dream you had as a kid but could never remember fully. It's like the anti-Breath of the Wild in the best way possible.

>>717377507
>replying to post about WW, thinks it's TP
>"The soundtrack, the lighting, the dungeons" (a list of 3 things)
>em-dash cleverly replaced with normal dash
Kill all AI

>>717362953
I gotta be honest, Zelda has never been all that good. It's all nostalgia, really.
What it excels at are brief moments of wonder, while the majority of the time it's fairly mediocre.