musume

>>717358316 (OP)
does anyone have a complete list of secret races like this one

anime horse girls says trans rights

Play a real game

Bros what the fuck is this smile it's not cute at all...

>>717358435
as a farmer and horse owner, I really like this game

>Play Grass Wonder
>Random mood downs
>Recreation
>Another mood downs
>Multiple 10% failures
Holy shit. This fucking run. What the fuck is this BS?

>>717358316 (OP)
Please do not disturb Machitan while she is working.

oh my

>>717359542
she done me dirty this morning too
2% failure pre debut
mood downs all the way + status
quit out at tissues

>>717358387
>secret races
Excuse me what

Post umoms

im so hungry

>>717358435
I'm playing factorio. I just set up an offsite ore facility and am preparing to manufacture bots.

>>717359850
Chill the fuck out, Oguri

>>717359542
because her signature epithet demands it

>>717358316 (OP)
Stop teasing her!

>join club
>i'm literally the only one requesting shoes
>people actually donate them, but never request jack shit
>leave

>>717358435
I finished 999 today

I keep getting spooked by her, should I just buy the rest and 4* her?

>>717358435
I'm playing hitman blood money
Also, what decks/legacies you guys use for A+ umas?

>>717360423
no one told me this little goblin was that stacked in the thighs department

>>717359859
because rather than fat the horse is just bigger

>>717358435
i have osrs on the other screen
they compliment each other perfectly

>>717358387
You also get a bunch of stats by winning the senior autumn triple crown as mcqueen and the spring tenno sho as oguri, but that is hinted in the story so its not really a secret

>>717358720
3:0ed

Plap plap plap get corrected

>>717358387
TM Opera gets a +14 to all stats when winning an Autumn Triple Crown.

>>717359542
Hate mood down horses, nice nature can suck my dick and leave to become glue

>>717360476
14 statues is nothing, go for it.

>>717353435
Which ones?

>>717358316 (OP)
when can i do this

Best career story was Nice Nature
Worse career story was Grass Wonder
Freakiest career story was Super Creek

>>717358435
I'm literally playing this while finishing up Torna.

>>717360423
Woah, Teio.

>>717360995
>Tazuna in her youth. Year 900 Uma Domini

Seiun sky

>>717358316 (OP)
Where in the club room is this?

>>717358316 (OP)
Foolish uma blind to the secrets of the universe, completely ignorant to not only her surroundings but God himself. Turn around horse, turn around! There's more to the world than just the land, more than the sea. But this feebie horse will look anywhere but up because horses can't fly. For what purpose would she look up for?

All I can do is continue poking her until she understands...

I don't think there is another series with animal girls as surprisingly complex as this

>>717361210
I NEED to pull her and some others the next months and I WON'T have enough carats

Can someone explain how I'm losing to horses with 600 stamina while all of my horses have over 900 stamina in long team trials?

>well i got Ryan to 2 stars, let's do a run with her for my daily
>It's going better than the Mayano one
seriously?

>>717358435
I wish. My PC is broken, and I have to use my work laptop that can only run potato games :(

>won my first hot springs ticket
>failed career before it actually happened

>>717361321
>surprisingly complex
>the basis of the setting is "yeah they exist, wanna fight about it?"

>>717358316 (OP)
sopa de cavalo uma delícia

>>717358316 (OP)
musume of uma

>>717361471
I want to learn more about Uma Eclipse

>>717361385
I just tried her and she's my first undefeated uma

>>717361321
Kemono friends

>>717361321
I wish the Emperor would choke me between her thighs.

>>717361619
does umamusme have kemonoplasm?

>>717359759
optional races that gives stats or conditions that are better than usual
sometimes the game give hints of it but there are some that's difficult to find

>Smug horse

>>717361354
What position? Front and pace burn through stamina much faster and it shows on longs, especially the 3000+ ones.

>>717358316 (OP)
Imagine being clicked on by God

>>717361821
she's going to eat them...
and then she's going to eat me!

ngl Grass Wonder's attitude is kinda sexy

baku

>>717361745
Umas are fully biological thank you!

>>717361995
mamechin is so cool

>>717362126
giwtwm

>>717361995
>>717358316 (OP)
So many cool Umas, and we have to wait months or years before we can race with them. Why couldn’t this game have come out sooner?

Is there an in-universe reason umamusume have horse names? If they're not a different species than humans (since two human parents can have an uma) shouldn't they have normal names rather than a stupid name like special week?

>>717362197
if outcry is heard enough they might speed up the process because the game might die if people have to wait too long

>>717362230
a lot of the names are basically normal names though like satono diamond, mejiro ryan or matikane tannhauser

>>717362282
It's too fast already, f2p barely have a chance to pull on this many banners

>>717362230
Yes. They receive their names from "another world"

>trying to get S proficiencies in runners for team trials
>Urara's inspirations have *2 dirt and 2* mile
>Doesn't get S in either
God I hate this game sometimes.

>>717359542
Had 2 shitty runs with multiple mood downs, night owl with no recovery after infirmary or <10% failures today. This shit is so frustrating sometimes.

>>717359542
some runs are just cursed, I've accepted it at this point

>>717361210
Ummsu

>>717362230
They are basically horse tieflings
The 3 Goddesses are real (they're based on the three thoroughbred progenitor sires IRL), when an Uma is born they and their parents are given a flash of divine inspiration with their "true name" which is the otherworld name of the horse IRL
It's literally horse isekai

>>717362414
you deserve it for not running 12* turf genes on her at all times just in case

>>717362634
>(they're based on the three thoroughbred progenitor sires IRL),
which ones?

>>717361973
Have you guys tried pace chaser bakushin? my sprint team is now perfectly balanced, shit is synergy

Can mules become umas too?

>>717360360
The exact same thing happened to me so I just asked for members to put up more shoe requests and a few people started doing it at least.

>>717358316 (OP)
they should make one about monkey girls and call it uma delicia

>>717362695
https://www.derbymuseum.org/Blog/Article/331/The-Foundation-Sires

>>717362230
They are canonically reincarnations of the horses from our world

>>717360360
I'm the opposite, niggas ask for shoes but only blue shoes, ask for anything other than that

>>717362787
I haven't committed to it because i'm not sure which cards I'd want on her, but I can see why it's useful as her personal skill doesn't trigger if she's in the lead.

>>717362813
>Anon putting up anything but mediums

>>717358316 (OP)
>2 week newfag playing
>Doing careers for Teio, Golshi, Vodka, Scarlett, Grass Wonder, Maruzensky, El Condor Pasa and Tachyon
>Can't get past C rating with any of them trying to switch and level up different cards(I have Kita too) without moving an inch
>Switch one power card for another one technically only slightly better for a Maruzensky run
>First time complete career with A rating
Thanks Maru but wtf

>>717362695
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoroughbred
All thoroughbreds are descended from one of Darley Arabian, Byerly Turk, or Godolphin Arabian

Mambo?

>>717362681
I'm not building her for terf I'm building her for team trials.
Winning armia kinen can wait until after I fucking win a team trials in this god forsaken tier.

Is there anything where I can see the stats hurdles for each race? I’m so tired of wasting alarm clocks. Even when I try to prepare for a specific race I end up below first and it pisses me off. I know with some races there’s no other choice, like with Haru’s Arima Kinen

>>717363058
the tiktok brainrot has gotten too strong
we need to put these down

more like Feel The Weight

>>717358316 (OP)
mambo

>>717362991
We agreed on a type to just keep shuffling back and forth.

>>717362197
Because no one in Japan expected that foreigners would be interested in Japanese horse racing.

>>717362812
Only if they include hinnies.

>>717363127
What do you mean by stat hurdles, like what races they have to run and what categories they are?

>>717362126
Hishi Futazon

If I join a club that is D rank currently is it locked in to getting no carats at the end of the month or can the letter grade still go to before then? I'd really like to get more than 200 gems...

>>717362965
If you have biko, go with that, plan x is great for this pace chaser case, but if you have suzuka and kita black, front runner has more skills

>>717363127
The main race hurdles are usually stamina (not enough stamina makes your horse go slower)
Long races need around 500 stamina (or around 3 stam skills, golden skills are 2 in one)
Mediums are around 450~
Miles and short under 300

>>717363146
Don't mind if i do

>>717363352
yeah that checks out, I don't have Biko but I do have Suzuka and Kita.

>get ticket
>1* spark
t-thanks cyjews

>>717363374
golden skills are more like 3.5 in one

>>717363396
Who is this fat bitch?

>>717363396
Chubby and fat tits suit her

>>717363462
Cingrey OC, will never be in the game.

she has a fear of men???
the tracen bicycle has a fear of men how exactly

>>717363254
No like if I need a specific amount of speed, stamina, power, etc for a specific race
>>717363374
I’ll try to focus on stamina then, that might be what’s wrong

>>717363462
Dictus Striker
from cinderella gray

Thoughts on this honse?

>been playing for 10 days
I'm getting uma fatigue bros...

I need 7 million carats for all the umas I want to pull for.

Whats the strategy for someone like me?

>>717363660
she looks like she looks up to magical girls

>>717363660
Glad gyarus got a comeback in recent years.

>>717363452
Is there a way to prove that

>>717363660
God she's such a fucking bitch (complimentary)

>>717363660
I love Norn!

>>717363781
yes
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
check recovery value; white is 0.015 and gold is 0.055

>night owl
>practice poor
>slacker
WHAT THE FUCK STOP

>>717361821
Sex with Ogurin.

>>717363660
never ever, maybe we'll get a support card, anytime now...

What is the limit on followers? As in people following you.

>>717363462
Dicta Striker. She's one of the few umas that are original and not based on a real-life horse. She comes from Cinderella Grey.

>>717363941
Glue her, bro. It's over.

>>717363910
Thank you

>>717363660
>>717363617
I hate these fake horses that never existed in real life

>>717364028
she's based on a horse but they presumably didn't get the rights to it so they made her an OC

>>717363910
Not all gold btw

So be careful, maestro and bofa are special, not the average gold recovery

>>717364139
that's a clever workaround you can't lie

>>717363660
Her dancing along with Oguri is cute as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2B1bZrclU&list=RDJX2B1bZrclU&start_radio=1

>>717363396

What is the next best support card to roll after Kita? When is it supposed to come?

>>717362897
>>717363040
That's genuinely fascinating. They are like the 3 Khan's of Horses.

>>717364224
super creek for MLB in like 3 days

NO SUCH THING AS HOPELESS STAKES

>>717363660
Cinderella Grey is literally this meme but the one out of pattern is a message from ubereats

do people really job at hopeful stakes lol

>>717364224

>>717358435
I swap between this and modded Skyrim. Got a mod that tries to flesh out horse mounts more too

>>717364323
LANDING KISSU

>>717364389
Its over.. I cant farm 30k after Kitasan

>>717358435
I just platinumed Blasphemous.

>>717364471
You can do it bro.
I might buy the last 5 k or something.

>>717363570
you just know that she's freaky

>>717364358
>Ubereats
UmaEats

>>717364471
I've got like 7.4k and even with the supposed 5.6k we get with Golden Week I'm skipping creek. Knowing my luck with supports I won't get it even if I dump it all so I'd rather spark on a horse I want

>>717358435
It's more of a game than most big titles these days, it's just attached to a skinner box

>>717364389
I'm rolling for Falcon instead.

>>717364028

>>717360360
/herse/ has 3 free spots if anyone needs a club.

>>717364624
Who?

>>717364028
No...I really liked her.

>>717364632
fuck you she's cute

>>717363756
Become a one percenter and buy out Cygames

Anyone have advice on a goldship deck. I always end up with pretty bad stats one way or another. 3 SP/2 ST/1 Power didnt work very well.

trying to build for long.

>>717364028
>OC
Then surely there is porn for this horse boy(female)

She was the first horse i got to win the career in one go

>>717364752
I feel like it's not worth to pick a single stat card unless it's wit or you're doing it for the events and skills it has. Maybe do 3 speed / 3 stam or Kitasan / 3 stam / 2 str

>>717364869
Congrats!

>>717363396
chubby delinquent tummy

>>717364752
What is your bottle neck? Do you have super creek? If stamina is an issue, borrow a 9 * stamina legacy. It’s should give you a free 250+ stamina points

https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1952658114089463998
the weak should fear the strong

>>717361321
Arknights

How do I get the umas to perform the Bakushin song in a concert

>>717364752
Hishi amazon is the end closer's best friend

so i just need to get lucky again?

>>717365115
I dont have super creek so I have to borrow it and use a 2lb kita-san. I've got some decent SR's but not sure what type of deck I should be using in the first place.

>>717364028
>Activated her abilities because she was so pissed that people were calling her a has-been
>So brash she banged her head against the start gate by accident and got woozy from it
I wish she was real a lot.

>>717360630
>>717360613
>>717359759
>>717358387
not as list
List, please

>>717358316 (OP)
mambo is growing on me...

>>717364637
what ranking?
I pull in 10-20m fans a day

I stil dont know how to play the game

>>717365385
Just win everything and write it out

>>717362903
>>717362230
>>717362404
>>717362634
Wait
So male to female umamusumes are real? Some of the horses are trans?

>>717365628
Train honse and win

>>717365684
How fucking stupid are you?

>>717363660
gyarus... sexy...

>>717365472
Unranked since it was made in the second half of last month. Rank 6567 for now, but I just kicked out some dead accounts so I hope we'll jump up when new people take their place.

>>717365404
did you get another tiktok meme with her XD

>>717365628
No one knows

I finally gave up and downloaded this after my timeline in almost every social media I have to use to pretend I am a normy has become nothing but horsegirls. The instagram one is just goldship art or doing retarded shit
How do I min max the sit of this gatchaslop?

>>717364752
My best run with Goldship was going full retard mode and not even paying attention to the options since I was just doing a run for the achievement carats. So I have no idea what to tell you

>>717365684
>Reincarnation, also known as rebirth or transmigration, is the philosophical or religious concept that the non-physical essence of a living being begins a new lifespan in a different physical form or body after biological death. In most beliefs involving reincarnation, the soul of a human being is immortal and does not disperse after the physical body has perished. Upon death, the soul merely transmigrates into a newborn baby or into an animal to continue its immortality. (The term "transmigration" means the passing of a soul from one body to another after death.)
This is not the same thing as cutting your dick off.

>>717365834
You started too late

>>717365834
>nonstop instagram and tiktok posts
and then people say /v/ isnt filled with retards these days

>>717364752
I made her a pace chaser.

>>717365760
ok retard
so the horse IRL is male
and reincarnates in fantasy uma land as a female
male to female
trans
how fucking stupid are you

>>717365834
You missed your chance by a week, it's already over for you.

>>717365775
sorry gotta stick with my C jobbers then for now but thanks

>>717358316 (OP)
Mambo is to be destroyed

>>717365834
Travel back in time few days and reroll for MLB kitasan
Second best would be Creek in few days
If you don't want to wait just reroll until you get a bunch of speed cards with high amount of dupes
Girl rolling is separate and not really power related but the current banner is really cute

>le trans

>>717365684
It says a lot about western society that they are the only ones who can’t handle this games concept without devolving it into transgender garbage. A mindbroken people

I want to see a drawing of umas comparing ass sizes

>>717366093
Be kind please, he's being feed it by authorities in order to stay distracted

>>717366127
No point. We all know Oguri Cap would take first place

>>717365954
being a tranny means you want to be the opposite sex. being reborn as the opposite sex without memories of your past life isn't the same as genital mutilation and delusion in your present life. It's not that hard to understand.

https://youtu.be/yRUGEo11Pjg?si=1J5RuLbR8iHm1y8b

>>717365954
I think what you mean is the umas are futanari

>>717366075
why do retards always bring it up with this franchise and not the other dozen series with genderbent characters?

>>717365954
Yeah and gun girls and boatsluts are trans too because they transition from inanimate object to female you fucking idiot. Good job cracking that case wide open.

>>717366348
they want to feel important

>>717366348
They fear the horse

>>717366245
But you're still trans?
They transitioned (worlds AND genders)
>>717366328
I don't think so
>>717366383
Boats don't have genders

>>717364752
my basic formula for long runners is either 3sp/3pw or 2sp/2pw/1free or 3spd/2stam/1free. depends what good cards you have, the uma's natural growth, etc.
it won't end up world beating but at least get you through with A rank on a good run and decent stats.

dont use 2* Kita though, she's worse than the welfare MLB Spe, who is worse than the good MLB SR.

when can I have manhattan cafe

Why are so many npcs brown but none of the playable characters brown?

>>717365954
reincarnation is a millenia year old theological concept, it doesn't make somebody fucking transgender, especially since with essentially unlimited numbers of past lives meaning that people are any combination of traits in the past. Being transgender is someone believing they are currently in the "wrong" body, a reincarnated individual being a man in a past life and a woman in the current is not trans, and if they die and are born as a man again they won't be double trans

>>717358316 (OP)
Blessed Mambo

got free debut ticket for some achievement. Got Curren. She is cute. That is all.

also very easy to win with

>>717366093
>>717366182
Retard, you know damn well that was an ESL SEAfriend.

oguri cap ass focus drawing ideas?

>>717366464
El Condor Pasa would be better if she was darker

>>717366464
Soon

>>717366421
Are you being retarded on purpose to farm for (you)s?

How big is gold ships horse cock?

>>717365834
missed your window for minmaxxing on pvp autism

>>717366421
They transitioned from being genderless to being queens bigot :^]]]]]]]]]]]]

>>717366545
Oguri getting stuck in a McUma's drive through window trying to snatch someone elses fries+ milkshake

>>717366348
Because mutts are faggots and hypocrites. The same homos who post "tranime" and twitter screencaps of trannies with anime avatars blatantly ignore the 100:1 ration of thousands of trannies with LoL, WoW, Minecraft, Marvel and DnD avatars there.

>>717366383
ackshually historically boats (and subsequently planes) have been refered as female

>>717366545
the "you dont have to answer but you have to eat these" with the bowl of eggs

>>717363425
sexo

>>717366586
Amazing how trans and futa fags always show up to ruin good threads. Kill yourself, sodomite.

>>717366643
>>717366545
You know what you want. fatty

Rice Cake

>>717366545
shot from a low angle as she's about to start sprinting?
>captcha: XDTJ0

>>717363425
>get tissue
>3*
yeah

>>717366664
Chill out, Moon. Take your culture war shit to one of the dozens of other threads.

>>717366796
thank you anon

>>717366545
Oguri tragically not noticing Tamamo cross in a chair and accidentally crushing her when she sits down

Post mob umas

>>717365760
don't reply to tranny-obsessed anons

>>717366897
Leaf Leaf looks like she needs to be under constant surveillance and kept away from razor blades, electric outlets and household cleaning products for her own safety

>>717366908
that "dey be trannys" guy is fucking stupid.

>>717366842
Sorry got off the handle have a cute hors.
>Moon
Who?

>>717365705
But i cant get A ranks
I dont understand spark and inherit
And i dont understand which card is good

>>717366725
So now pronouns matter? USS Iowa will never have a womb.

>>717364596
We want creek tho
Its too good to pass up

>>717366529
Why is this German girl wearing that outfit?

Why is super creek so stronk?

>>717363660
Pure sex

>>717365880
EEEEEEEEEEE?????????????
Seriously? This is bor just random?!?!?!?!?!?!

How far is halloween rice?

>>717365215
NO ONE UMA SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

>>717365880
>the horse with the biggest tits is male
Who thought this was a good idea?

>>717367082
Speed is stored in the breasts

Tazuna is sabotaging all my easy wins to specifically punish me for not having balanced stats

>>717365904
>>717365926
>>717365979
>>717366613
Stop telling newfags it's over, there's always a new chance to jump the meta, even Kitasan herself becomes a card in the shop eventually.

>>717363617
>>717364028
>>717363396
>>717365105
god i love delinquent umas

>>717367028
If you're too stupid to understand allegory or personification, then I recommend taking some deep breaths and read some Ovid

>>717367257
then you'd love Gold Ship's family

>>717360360
These assholes keep requesting blue and red shoes. I have a 1000 yellow medium shoes let me dump them you fucks

sex and mambo

I can only do one run a day at best.
My clan is going nowhere and I'm never going to get into a good clan, am I?

cute agnes

>>717367408
tits too big
hag too old

>>717367024
Can't get A ranks? You're spreading your stats out too far, 1 SS rank stat gets you closer to A rank than a balanced set, also ignore guts, its shit right now and recover energy through events/ wit training when you can, and you should focus early game on bumping up the friendship value of your supports to get early multi rainbows

Sparks are random, Even with a 1000+ in a stat, a sheet of G1 races, and inheritable skills, you're rolling dice on all of them and more stars are rarer even if you have a maxed out, undefeated uma. Its just RNG. But you wanna at least try to win Hopeless stakes and the URA finale, since they're really good sparks to have

Just borrow Kitasan's speed card from a whale, and check the skills/ events that the other cards give. You want to use a different deck to play to the umas strengths/ shore up their weak points. But you'll always have more speed cards in any given deck than anything else

>can't joke about horsecocks while playing a horse game

>>717367252
he asked how to min max.
the answers were fair
the only other answer would be paying

>>717367473
>thinking about dick
>can't handle being called gay

>>717367364
Um actually Daiwa's mom gave her that tiara for getting into Tracen so she wouldn't have it as a fillie

>>717366897

>>717367535
Horsecocks aren't like normal dicks

>>717366245
>reincarnation
You believe in oriental gobbledygook?

>>717367682
Oriental camello, fuckwit

hm... I should look through my cards

>>717367348
dream journey's belly is indeed sexo

>>717367682
It's a common theme in Isekai, so why does this stand out to you?

>>717366897
Would you hang out with her?

Kitasan BLACK is coming BACK?

Ohhhh shit

>>717367024
>which card is good
Specialty training rate is the best stat on cards because it indirectly increases the rainbow chance but initial friendship/friendship bonus is also important for actually getting to rainbows
Wit you also want to look at energy recovery, Fine Motion is great because she restores 10 on a rainbow
As for the skills, you have to look at each one but they roughly correspond to the uma on the card (a sprint front runner is gonna have sprint and/or front runner skills)
Sweep Tosho SR specifically is great because you can get lone wolf and charming

>>717367809
You're a third rate trainer with a fourth rate deck

>>717358387
I wpn queen elizabeth cup with vodka today and got +mood +60 skillpoints +14 guts

>>717358316 (OP)
How are horse girls conceived?

Super creek banner in 2 days?

>>717366781
>>717366817
I like these
thanks

>>717367967
there's a chance it'll be a regular humie or a foal

>>717367852
Isekai is bad too.

>>717367564
That's just a toy tiara her mother bought for her from the mall.

>>717367967
Two ways. Uma fucks a human man, pops out an Uma if the kid is a girl. Or a human couple is blessed by the three goddesses and their child is born an Uma

>>717368056
okay nigga, and?

>>717367919
and you think about gurgling horsecock everyday.

this my little pony shit need to stop. That is why retards are having some cuck cock tranny discussion. Prove me wrong.

Why are these threads attracting so many trolls all the sudden?

>>717367967
Lettuce magic

>>717367651
Ah, so you aren't just gay, you're abnormally gay, got it.

>>717367919
lol

>>717368194
cause retards reply to them

Gamer moment.

Why is Umamusume A like this?

>>717368194
They're popular and frequent. Obviously they'd attract riffle raffle sooner than later.

>>717368239
that bitch be short

>>717367897
Yep, you have 4 months to get another 30k for her.
That will be your last time to get a Kitasan.

>>717367437
I had ss+ current it stil was B
Also i chose the stat that has higher count
I think it makes no sense to train +15 stamina if i get 39+ speed for example

>>717368264
>>717368194
because you have an ENTIRE FUCKING GENERAL on /vg/ and ALL of us are sick of you gachaniggers shitting everything up you fucking retarded spastics
stick to your fucking containment boards

>>717368239
I hate that bitch, she's almost as bad as King Halo's mother.

>>717368239
Taishin even gets bullied by H*man girls

>>717367898
>jobbers.jpg

>>717368239
she deserves it for having an event called git gud noob

>>717368194
>suddenly
out of 10

EL CONDOR PASAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

thats an eagle m8 >_>

>>717368323
that's cause your dumbass didn't raise Power to A+. One stage is a huge difference for determining final rank

>>717368225
you think anyone from /v/ still remembers this? my guess is maybe like 2% if even that.

>>717368328
I assume only a few of us have ever even visited the /vg/ general. We have literally nothing to do with them. In other words, we are two almost completely different communities, despite both focusing on the same game.

>>717368225
>>717368468
I member

>>717368116
You can cope with your Isekai mumbo-jumbo all you want. Fact is, those are tranny horses.

>>717368436
Shit game

>>717368468
I Was here
I remember

Loud retards are always lovable.

>>717368468
At least I'm the top 2% of something.

>>717368323
>Only D+ wits

trash Uma

>>717368323
Those stats are terrible I wouldnt even give you a B

Thats C tier, not even C+

>>717368328
You are acting like the western pre-global release players of Umamusume.
>Oh no our little sphere suddenly got invaded by X popular game
Umacunts:
>Oh no our little sphere (that is actually fucking huge) of game is invaded by filthy casuals.

l2p noob

>>717368556

>>717363660
NEEDS correction

>>717368468
More like she needs to put down the hamburger helper, amirite?

>>717366897

You cannot expect me to believe that mood is random for legend races, I got 3/3 in a row Awful mood, this shit is hardcoded to waste your parfaits so you waste moneys on them and then swipe your credit card, wake up sheeple.

These humans are getting too cocky, time for correction.

>>717368424
actually its a falcon

>>717368834
Reminds of the guts card from the free SSR ticket
>Expected More Than Anything
>Received Less Than Nothing

>>717368853
its the difficulty of a daily, mood doesn't even matter...

>>717368853
mood barely matters amigo

>>717368853
You can buy Parfaits other than with monies?

Look at those fucking sweater puppies.

>>717368497
>>717368596
>>717368642
glad to have a few members from the years past, hardened by witnessing shitposting in here for so long. your taste might still suck, but I'll let it pass this time.

>>717368556
Whats your favorite game? Wizardry?

i like herse

>>717368915
She's the only Uma weak enough to lose to Ningens

>>717369001
Maaaaaaaama milkers
How is this male horse?

>>717363345
>>717363345
>>717363345
>>717363345
>>717363345
anybody know?

>>717368915
based human gyarus

>>717367898
>loses
>clenches her fist so hard she draws blood
>loses later down the line
>looks at her competitor like this
>never cries even fucking once
How is any other girl supposed to compete against this aura farming fatass?

>>717368853
You can get parfaits from Daily Sales, which you can activate from Daily Races or Team Trials.
You don't need to swipe for that baka.

>>717368669
Ok tranny

>got my first A rank honse with Bakushin
>1 star guts spark

>>717367898
This is my Uma after telling Sweep Tosho to do whatever she wants

>>717369115
So, what you're saying is that she's boring and unrelatable. Got it.

These good good cards for narita?

>>717369003
My taste is supreme.
Never insinuate anything different ever again.

>>717369227
Happened to me with King Halo. Her mother was right about her

>>717369115
>She will never give up
>She will never cry

>>717369001
When do we get this costume?

>>717368853
I buy 3 parfait per day from the shop
Have lots spare from the bingo events
Never use them for legend races because why would you, easy win with awful anyway
Just train a better Uma. Upgrade your cards with all that monie you're saving by not wasting it on parfaits
If struggling just use one to win if awful mood is all that's stopping you (doubt it), you get rewards for participating anyway

>>717369312
Haru does cry thougheverbeit

>>717366897

>>717369274
>3 Stamina
>1 Speed

Dog, what are you doing?

Found a mlb super creek without max followers, I'm so fucking happy.

>>717369257
she's a horse

>>717369257
>you have to cry when you lose or else you're not relatable
ok pussy, where's your fucking competitive spirit?

if horses don't exist what did Donkey turn into in Shrek 2?

>>717369015
>Go be a horse somewhere else

>>717369476
Turned from a small, weak uma who wouldn't race, into a big, strong uma who could race and win

>>717369447
So are the other girls.
>>717369464
The other girls have that in spades. They're just more interesting and humane as well. Oguri is a cardboard thin caricature.

>>717369476
irl Eddie Murphy

>>717369476
Uma musuko

>>717369115
>>717369257
She cries in episode 6 because of the Kitahara situation, she just has a different reaction to losing races.

>>717369115
The GOATs don't cry.

>>717369421
That's really fucking easy bro.

>>717369274
1 speed
what the fuck
no

What are the easiest horses to win URA with? I just finished Bakushin for the first time but I don't have any other sprinters.

>>717369589
everyone I've seen has a a mlb kitasan black like me, I just need other cards.

>>717369389
Longrunner
Why not

>>717369618
yeah sprinters like her, Uraharuaruaururuara and Curren are pretty easy.

>>717369618
Front runner Haru Urara

>>717369312
I accidently read that as she will never grow up ;_;

>>717369476
An anime girl. Still voiced by Eddie Murphy.

>>717369545
Don't fucking lie, the entirety of S1 was special week being a shithead who lost her drive because she wanted to fuck suzuka and lost sight of her actual goals.

>>717369421
grats, if only there was a database everyone could use to find any account with any shared card/sparks you want

>>717369663
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
You are one search away from any MLW support card and one spark uma you could ever need.

>>717369664
That's retarded.

Narita wants 3 speed, 2 stamina, 1 wit, 1 strength, most long runners do (Cept rice shower, she wants an emotional support card)

That deck is shit cept for farming 3 star stamina sparks

>>717369582
Trash

>>717367898
image should be framed by Ticket crying

>>717369618
Maruzensky

>>717366897
She's a monster in bed
>>717367863
Sure, she seems cute

>>717369691
SHE IS STILL ALIVE ANON FOR FUCK SAKE!
GO EAT A CAKE OR SOMETHING! GAWD DAMNIT!!

>>717369745
NTA, but spreading cards out that much means you will end up with a mediocre horse not maxing out any categories.
Speading out is only worth it once you have good inherits and cards.

>Have a great start, charming and practice perfect on Debut turns.
>Near summer 1
>Rest
>+30 energy
>Mood down, slacker
>Waste a turn recovering mood
>No rainbows in summer, all decide to go to Guts
>After summer 2
>Mood down, night owl
>Infirmary takes 3 turns to heal night owl
>Mood went down to normal
>Waste turns healing
>URA week
>0 rainbows
I'm starting to hate this fucking bitch with her constant mood downs.

>>717369745
Didn't mean to put the wit there, but yeah, you never go over 3 stamina, or any card except speed, unless you're doing a meme or farming build

>>717369545
what the fuck do you want from her? her desire was to run and race despite her being born with bad legs. her character arc is simple and understandable to coincide with the history of the real life horse.

>>717369701
Yeah, that's pretty realistic and much more interesting than Oguri Crap's angry facial closeup story.

>>717369861
NTA, but I max out even with spreads like that. Sounds like an excuse for fourth rate trainers to me

>>717369745
Which one then

>>717369954
I don't see how.

>>717368853
Who cares
I win even with awful mood

>>717369915
It's not realistic.

>>717369915
nigga It was considered the worst season because Special Week's purpose was to be a self-insert most of the time instead of actually trying to chase her own dream.

>>717364389
is it worth going for Creek? I thought it was only marginally better at max compared to LB0

Brehs...
I really need to...

All this great art of fit women.

well well well

>>717370124

>>717369545
Kitasan having 3 crash outs over the course of the series while also having 7 G1 wins wasn't relatable.
Satano crying after winning 1(ONE) G1 race for her family was relatable.

>>717370080
Second best card in the game and has decent power increases between LBs.

>>717369992
Keep Super Creek SSR, Amazon SR, Mcqueen SRR, Kitsan Black SSR. Swap Manhattan cafe for Sweep tansho SR, and then personally I'd swap the Wit card with Eisen flash SR, cause their first event gives a +4 to max energy

>>717370065
>nigga It was considered the worst season
Not my problem, "nigga".

>>717369954
do you mean spreads like 3 spe/2sta/1 x ?
If so, yes, completely, that's pretty standard
if you mean spreads like the one originally posted in the pic (1spe) then I'd love you to post your best 1 spe horse

>>717369573
Why did she lose? I thought only Jungle Puckie managed to end her windstreak

Also
>like admire vega
>realize she is the undead fetus Sister girl
Dropped. Terrible girl.

>>717370118
Fug.

>>717370164
Speed sparks suck lol

>>717370194
Sorry I meant if I already have LB0 Creek, is it worth going for more

>>717370253
Of course I mean 3 x speed spreads ya fucking Bakashin. Why'd you think I'd mean 1 speed spreads, ya invalid?

I just wasted a Goldshi god run because I bought fucking late surger skills out of habit before realizing she is a fucking end closer...

>>717370241
how do you prefer that shit over oguri being her own person? can you only like a character if you relate to them?

>>717368969
I can always beat the legend regardless of conditions but if I get awful and she gets great I lose
It's infrequent but it sucks

IT'S MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME

>>717370256
The OVA was made before Opera's streak.
The movie was made at the end of Opera's streak. He already lost a few other races before Pocket's win, so it honestly doesn't feel that special.

when i see people's collections i suddenly feel very lucky that i got a bunch of good/serviceable MLB SRs instead of a broad collection of useless 0LB SSRs.

SCRAM, KID

Just finally listened to you incels and god, Amazon is great.

Even if you dont use her on end closers. She is just good on a pure stat gain criteria.

>>717370329
Always.
If you max her out you can stop borrowing her maxed out version.

You can compare the power levels yourself:
https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global

>>717369992
Sweep goes in every deck
Halo is good
Flash is good
Can't use Taishin in this example, otherwise fine
2 of those, borrow MLB Kita,
Use Creek, McQueen or Mayo, 1 spot open for your choice of another speed/stam, or power/wit depending on what you have for sparks

>>717370334
What was her power stat at?

>>717370420
>i got a bunch of good/serviceable MLB SRs
Such as?

>>717370425
it's time for SEX

>>717370124
All this great art of fit women in bloomers.

>>717370347
>can you only like a character if you relate to them
Of course? If a character is not relatable that means that she's just a caricature, a failed creation for a fictional story. And don't bring that "based on a real horse" narrative to this discussion. She's an adaptation and dramatization of a real horse and the adaptation is Crap.

I hate this god damn game. So fucking much.

>>717370470
Why would I ever do that when I can borrow MLB Kitasan

I want you guys to help me resolve this inner argument

Are MLB Rare cards better than 0 uncap SRs?

>>717366897
these 2 mogged my urara the other day

>>717370529
You let the back alley acupuncturist molest your Uma, didn't you?

>>717370470
I have to borrow MLB Kitasan...

>>717370560
>not having one already

Apparently the thoroughbred umas aren't as muscular as quarter horses or as fast at sprints despite being taller. The more you know.

>>717366897
drama queen

>>717370576
Sometimes. Need more data than just a general estatement.

>>717370591
I wish. I'm not lucky enough to ever even see that shit happen. Trash game. Epic waste of time.

>>717370560
Stamina is more important than Speed if you are doing Long races.

>>717370491
To be honest, I tried running her without wit cards so she wouldn't be that useful in team trials anyway, but maybe she can still be salvaged for the cup.

>>717370602
You want both of them at MLB ideally.
So having at least one yourself is good.

>>717370636
Are there any generic umas that don't look suicidal?

>>717370686
Why would there be? They've all realized they're not winners, like Nice Nature, but Nice Nature at least gets bronze, they ain't get shit

So, who are the meta horses for Taurus Cup? Golshi, Nice Nature and Mihono Bourbon are the best, right?

>>717370671
Anon, her stats spell out BAD. She ain't it

I'm enjoying watching this game slowly die as all the players leave. It's the only remaining satisfaction that can be had. Aside from watching Cygames become more and more desperate to keep people around that's all that is left. I hope its down to 10k players by next month and forgot entirely by the end of year. A player count so low it doesn't even register anymore would be ideal. Steaming pile of shit.

>>717370648
Well lets say for example

Sweep tosho R vs SR but with the same circumstances.

>>717370685
Aight, well I'm at 20k carats, we'll see if I can make it

>>717370589
Sexo boobs
>>717370686
Unfortunately their mood is often bad or awful. But there are some chipper ones in the mix.

>>717370820
It's multimedia so that's unlikely desu

>>717370527
>Of course? If a character is not relatable that means that she's just a caricature, a failed creation for a fictional story.
Why does a character need to be relatable for you to like them? Is it too much for you to just learn about a character's struggles and root for them?

>>717370670
MLB Kitasan means you can drop a speed card for an extra stamina

>>717370591
You ALWAYS go for the charm chakra

>>717370527
I find Oguri's competitive drive and constantly pushing herself to learn and achieve more to be relatable. Oguri being frustrated that she couldn't compete in the higher rings and has to smurf G2s to the point where she doesn't even consider it a victory is more compelling than anything done in S1.

>>717370850
Best of luck, I'm in the same spot althouugh I already have a MLB Kita.

>>717370971
That or Health if you're feeling frisky, for +12 max energy and only a slightly increased chance of failure.

>>717370771
Bourbon is mediocre
Agnes Tachyon, Maruzensky and Super Creek (if you Potential 5 her) are meta

I relate to Oguri Cap cause I to, love to eat

>>717370670
I can use 0LB creek for stamina.

I honestly found Oguri's road to the top more relatable than any of the original series protags that whined whenever they didn't get a triple crown.

>>717370972
Because being relatable is basically the same thing as being believable as a person and not being just an archetype. Oguri has three things going on:
>panface
>angry closeups
>eating

>>717371107
I relate to Oguri Cap 'cause she is a poorfag.

>>717370671
I can't fit a wit card in a long build either, but I would still aim for around 400 at the end
My Golshi pvp runs are all 4spe/2sta now with mostly stam sparks and a few power

>>717370621
The rich show quarter umas should be comically muscular like real quarter horses that have been bread to look like a hyper muscle drawing

>>717371182
Only cause she's such a fat ass that feeding her cost most of her mother's paycheck

>>717371197
SMASHED
AND
SLAMMED

>>717371157
>I found an autistic unrelatable regard with no goals more relatable than Girls with clear objectives
Interesting...dare I say that speaks more about you than them?

>>717370771
Can't see any front runner being meta yet
Could also consider Golshi as end closer will be more likely to be positioned to avoid evil nature's debuffs

>>717371168
>>717371304
Imagine somehow speedreading an anime.

>>717371340
You joke, but there are anons who actually watch anime sped up

>>717370842
Tosho SR is better than anything except kitasan

what does horse girl feet smell like?

today I remind them

>>717370118
She would have been A-tier if I didn't fail that.

>>717371452
it's a secret

>>717371452
My trainee's smell nice. Don't ask me how I know.

>>717371486
stop

>>717371254
Nothing compared to the Arabian

>>717370771
Bourbon's ult won't activate with debuffers around
Maruzensky is the only Front Runner worth using

>>717370527
>If a character is not relatable that means that she's just a caricature, a failed creation for a fictional story.
What an incredibly trite opinion. I cannot relate to Oedipus Rex for being the son of a king, killing his father and marrying his mother, I guess that makes him a failed creation. I cannot relate to Sherlock Holmes for solving murder mysteries so intelligently, I guess that's the character's fault. I cannot relate to Ozymandias, I guess that makes him a terrible character.

>>717371486
I dont get this image but I'm mad

>>717370850
I'd say it's worth putting that into the banner
Golshi event alone is 5k+ carats so you might be able to make pity with the other usual gibs, depending on what carats you still have available from special missions/team trials promotions
Kita is in the pool now so you might see her while pulling for Creek anyway
There's no worthwhile card banners for years after Creek and "meta" horse pulls would be around Xmas time or just after which is long enough to rebuild the stash
Unless there's a horse you really want, but even then, the xmas event is a pity-any-character type deal so best off waiting if you can, and are F2P

>>717371452
>everyone keeps trading their shoes
>you get trophies of their shoes for beating their legend races
All I can think of is that stupid ass yoshi eggs shitpost but with uma shoes.

>>717371452
like chemicals

>>717371193
I don't have enough good power cards but I wonder if Kitasan, Creek, Fine Motion and then 3 power cards with sparks for stamina and maybe a bit of speed could work.

>>717366440
I used the 2lb with a mx lb supercreek borrow and got an A rank Goldship with a 3star stam spark.

I will save until they make a uma with black skin and white hait

>>717371602
>I cannot relate to Oedipus Rex for being the son of a king, killing his father and marrying his mother
> I cannot relate to Sherlock Holmes for solving murder mysteries so intelligently
>I cannot relate to Ozymandias
That's weird, because I can.

>>717371486
the fuck did she do to you

>>717371638
Speed trains power at the same time though
Training power raises stamina which you are already training on it's own and sparking for
1 pow if you can fit it, more of a possibility if you don't have to borrow MLB Kita

>>717371869
But for horses running in the back power is more useful than speed.

>>717371728
You win this one, king.

We get enough karots in one month to do one summon lmao

>>717371486
i want to do this to rice shower

>>717372008
CyGENEROUS will soon shower us with carats!

First A+ achieved
of course a wit bakushin enhanced by the legend races

>>717371642
My entire team is A/A+ built around a core of MLB Creek borrow, 2LB Kita and SRs
Admittedly shorter distances I'll borrow MLB Kita instead and go creekless witth stam sparks

>>717359293
Did you have sex with them

>>717372008
>one summon

>>717372161
Heh

Champions meeting has a cap at B+
You lost, whale

>>717371984
agreed, but it's harder to train and stam is more important than either for longs, also longs are longer so you have longer to reach the max speed so can skimp more on power

>>717371486
That's the face of umamusume you're tarnishing you sick fuck

With the accelerated banners I cant tell how many carats we get per month

>>717372278
>longs are longer so you have longer to reach the max speed so can skimp more on power
Interesting, I didn't know that.

>>717370589
I didn't know Bayt had a twin sister.

I can't tell which Mob name I like more "Slow Motion" or "Compromise"

>>717372263
Wtf, 2LB Kita, when we had 30k free carats by the banner, no Creek and you say whale.
I'm going in the higher CM which losing in has the same rewards as winning the B+ tier
I'm F2P, class 6 time trials with a score locked in for retention next week
You don't know anything
Lose to whales all the time, but you only need one good race per week...

>>717366897
>>717372561
For me it's

>>717372351
Use you are brain

>>717372674
ELSGODS I kneel

>>717372263
I have a couple of strong B+ that aren't As only because the ranking system is dumb, but I'm gonna put my trust in this Tachyon.

>>717366897
A FUCKING LEAF

>>717368424
>>717368921
it's a hawk, they say it in the game.

>>717371486
bullying teio should be punishable by death

>>717373067
it's a kfc when Oguri gets at it

>>717373067
So it's a hawk too, huh?

>>717368424
Its actually a seagull

Should I try to LB my super creek with my meager savings (less than half a spark) or can I get a spark in time for top gun (wife)

>>717368424
That's Mambo

>>717371486
Gook art not even once

>>717370425
>all of the other umas just rape their trainer
>mayano doesn't because doing so is an admission of defeat, showing she couldn't win through her charms and had to resort to force
When did you realize she was the good guy?

>>717370118

Stam is too low imo, maybe with Gourmet that will be okay but I'm personally aiming for 850 min with 2 golds Gourmet and Maestro, maybe some other recoveries too. There will be debuffers sapping your stam too

>>717373414
meant for >>717372880

>>71737148
I would happily stangle you to death with my bare hands for downloading and uploading images of child abuse. I hope you get found out and are hunted like a rat. Worthless piece of shit. KYS

>>717372645
Somehow I feel like I can't turn my gaze away from her...

>>717373295
>all of the other umas just rape their trainer
Ands thats how Umas are made!

Kamu Kamu

Sleeping with Mayano to humor her and because she's plain cute (no sex)

>>717373414
I built her as a late surger instead of pace chasing and she has her own ult to make up for the lack of Gourmand.

>>717373628
Nice

>>717361995
You're missing Orfevre's daughter, Lucky Lilac.

If any of you guys has a club that's not 100% dead, invite me.
651678543640

I'll make a new thread