PvZ3 should let us pet and dress our plants

>Just want to try out PvZ Fusion.
>Instead of doing something sensible like make a Github the Chinese guy makes you join a Discord fan server to get access to it, the translation patch, and mods.
>Mods which are all hosted on Github.
>You have to do this because people pack in Bitcoin miners or other malware into the non-official releases.

>>717365619
most chinese mods are usually re hosted by malicious people, so, as bad as it is, the safest method is joining the PvZ modding links discord server. most mods are hosted there.

>>717365619
Its not that hard anon , atleast its not the dlc mod where you have to vertify to a sketchy bot

>>717365982
I joined the official fan server for Fusion which has everything there specifically for it. I don't really want to play something as ridiculous as Brutal Mode or EX+ so this is good enough for me.

>>717366061
Not hard, it's just roundabout when the obvious solution is to just publish it on Github or something similar rather than force people into your server and then have mods hosted on Nexus or ModDB. Balatro mods are all done through Github for example.

>>717365619
Good thing people reupload it somewhere else so I don't have to join the trannycord

>>717366319
>click on a randoms link
>its behind 3 shortener links
>game's version is outdated
>50% chance it came with a bitcoin miner
hey man, its your life. do whatever you want.

>>717366651
>open a youtube how to
>github link in bio
>updates 11 hours ago
Simple as

>>717366829
Fusion isn't on Github officially. The only links are on some Chinese hosting site that requires you to be a citizen, Mega, and GD. You then need to grab a separate GD release of the translation patch.

>>717366952
I never said the github is official, and if that one stops updating, I can easily find another one

>>717367242
I didn't mean to imply it's official. What I mean is that you're still putting yourself at risk grabbing it from said Github.

>>717364286 (OP)

>>717367494
I'll just run it through a VM. I'm not joining a random server just for a mod

PvZ3 is out, and it's EAslop

>>717370729
its not.

>>717370729
It's not out, but what we see in what's effectively an open beta is a real bad look.

I'm going to pollinate this flower

>>717373135
It's astounding to me they can keep updating PvZ2 and see what PvZ2 is and just throw the baby out with the bath water. Why did they think people wanted an entire game of what is effectively puzzle levels?

>>717365619
Why is a game like PVZ getting miners of ALL games?

>>717364286 (OP)
Why did PvZ fail to leave the same cultural impact as minecraft or fnaf?

>>717373984
?
bait or retarded
>community is shitting out decent mods pretty often
>fanbase is huge in china
>characters are easily recognizable everywhere and by everyone
>PvZ Replanted got the most views compared to everything else shown in the nintendo direct

>>717373812
Fusion specifically gets a lot of eyeballs on it because of this specific webm. You'll find tons of people farming views posting it on places like Twitter, Facebook, Youtube Shorts, Instagram, Tiktok, etc. If you're remotely into PvZ at all and watch Youtube videos about it your feed will get inundated with videos about it as well.

Since you can only get the mod from Billibilli and people don't know how to read Chinese this leads to people being able to take advantage of ignorant people randomly downloading things from Youtube descriptions or random links they say are the download. People also averse to joining a Discord for download links also leads to this happening. Then there's the Chinese side of things which are also trying to capitalize on people not knowing where to get the official game so they want a piece of the pie too.

>>717374943
>The player still lost this round.

>>717364286 (OP)
Imagine being Dave and being surrounded by cute plants every day all day and whenever you get horny there's a row of dozens of plants willing to suck your cock and swallow your cum, especially the peashooters who seem just made to put your cock there

>>717364286 (OP)
Please don't fuck flowers

>>717375685

>>717375685
Anon...

>>717375685
y-yeah...

>>717376409
My cute plant wives awaiting their daily protein shake straight from the source

>>717364286 (OP)
why is he crossdressing?

>>717376409
Honestly, I would find this hot if the artist toned it down by like 10%

Sex with plants

>>717379510
holy

>>717379510
>Humanoid body

You're not a real plant fucker, get out.

>>717373234
>FULLY

>MODELLED

plant pussy
plussy

>>717380890
plunny

stop trying to fuck plants

>>717381160
There are no laws against plants, Dave.

>>717364286 (OP)
let me guess, you "need" more?

>>717364286 (OP)
Ewwww