Thread 717367073

Is he actually at least decent at fighting games?

>>717367073 (OP)
>got top 8 at EVO for SF2
Yes

>>717367207
>>717367073 (OP)
samefag

No, based on what I've seen especially lately he's not very good. CVS2 for example he relies heavily on blanka and vega and still manages to get destroyed by lower tier teams. His fundamentals are dogshit and it's great watching him crash out and come up with any excuse he can to distract from how bad he is.

>>717367207
>2005
Yikes.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS, I CAN BE GOOD AT GAMES IF I WANT TO

HE'S BROKE!
HE'S FAT!
HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC!

>>717367073 (OP)
no thats how he got popular by sucking at street fighter

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Utsuro now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAhDGYfF2VA

No. He has literally the worst mindset you can have if you want to improve at something. Well, maybe LTG is even worse.

>>717367073 (OP)
>plays a fgc name and gets bodied
Oh this guy is so good, ha ha I'm not mad.
>plays a random and gets bodied
FUCK THIS LAG ABUSING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

AT ANY TIME, I CAN PICK UP A CONTROLLER FOR ANY GAME AND PLAY AT A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL.

>>717367073 (OP)
thanks for reminding me that I should check for more piratenigger drama videos

>>717367207
>he was half decent at fighting games literally 20 years ago
How about anything recent..?

>>717367073 (OP)
>Is [guy famous for sucking shit at video games] actually at least decent at [genre that requires more mechanical skill than 90% of all other video games that exist]
guess

>>717368160
new games are made for retards and winning at them is not a good indication of skill

DSP once opened a plastic bottle of water and spilled some water on himself and he literally blamed the water bottle company for overfilling the bottle of water instead of himself.

And you are asking if someone like that is good at anything?

>>717367920
Him sucking off Justin Wong while getting absolutely destroyed 10-0 was some of the most pathetic shit I've ever watched. Phil is such a spineless faggot.

i miss the days when he was just a fat retard raging at games

>pay $80+tip
>game cheats you out of a victory

>>717367073 (OP)
Does he even play games? All I ever see this guy do is beg for donations.

>>717368248
>DSP once opened a plastic bottle of water and spilled some water on himself and he literally blamed the water bottle company for overfilling the bottle of water instead of himself

lol i remember that, this unlocked a long lost set of memories of DSP being a prime retard

>>717367073 (OP)
>>717367207
He's either upper diamond or low masters in SF6. Still impressive considering it's not his main game

>>717368761
not really, everyone gets pushed to master, like 80% of the players are master lol

>>717368761
Until a Cammy appears and he spergs the fuck out.

>>717368214
It could be an old game but with modern day tournaments, don't people still do Melty Blood tournaments?

>>717367073 (OP)
>>717367207

EVO CHAMP

>>717368701
I miss you David Stay.

>check YT
>videos have <1k views
I don't understand how he's still going

>>717368761
Ren-chan is high master in sf6

I love when he displays an average level of skill in video games and immediately becomes smug as fuck and sees this as a giant gotcha against the detractors.

>>717368350
Why is he like this?

>>717368995
The light shines for him now forever

>>717368160
That's his peak.

>>717368248
>>717368701
>autists can't recognize an obvious joke
Let me guess, you guys also think Artosis isn't acting during his melties.

>>717369218
hello philbert

>>717369218
>le joke
Try extreme insecurity and fragility.

>>717369218
>person unfamiliar with the subject matter opines
so interesting

>>717368356
First 2 and a half hours are begging, recapping the previous day, talking about what will happen that day and later that week then reading twitter news with more begging interspersed. Then he takes a 20 minute break before he starts gameplay with intermittent pausing to remind chat that he hasn't hit the goal yet but he is [x] rewards away from ordering fast food to eat on camera. After about an hour he takes another 20 minute break then comes back to remind chat he is [x] away from the goal. Then he plays games for another 30 to 40 minutes intermittently paused and stalls while he slowly tidies things up until someone donates the last 30 to 40 dollars he needs for the goal.

>>717367073 (OP)
No, hes recorded himself playing video games forever and theres a reason the only clips you ever see are him screaming "I WAS BLOCKING THAT", "ONLINE COMBOS" or "ACK ACK ACK ACK" while he gets his ass fucked by random nobodies.
He only ever got 4th in a shitty buggy port people were actively boycotting so he got top 8 just by showing up and then never had any other even mentionable placement ever since.
Just like black dsp who never got an actual top and whose only mentionable placement is getting banned for chimping out.

>>717367073 (OP)
Hes a boomer stuck in the past where he placed top at an irrelevant Street Fighter but yes, if he starts new fighting games you actually do see that his fundamentals are above average and he picks up at them quite fast. Obviously he still gets filtered at higher ranks by fighting game autists but honestly thats to be expected when you only play the games in question once or twice a week.

>>717369669
Christian fundamentalists don't dare to touch chosen people.
Just listen to Mike Huckabee, the US ambassador to Israel, to get an idea of their mentality. Those people are lost.

>>717367073 (OP)
All jokes aside, he's decent at Super Turbo. Not amazing, but he's not shit either and possesses a good amount of matchup knowledge.

>>717369218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Uq3xlfHGo
Click around anywhere here and tell me again you think he's acting.

>>717369024
>an autistic terminally online tranime enthusiast is really good at “bing bing wahoo”
Who woulda guessed . Doesn’t take anything away from DSP.

>>717368350
>literally barriers up saying don't go this way
>A map showing how the map is pretty much one big straight line
>still fucks it up
Reminder that all games are made for people as dumb as him as their demographic, and it's STILL not enough to help him

>>717368761
>Still impressive
You can literally just grind your way to Master, retard.

>>717368761
He had a below 50% win rate on his way up

>>717369976
And still the worst thing is not that he made the mistake but that he blames everyone but himself for it.

>>717367073 (OP)
Barely better than me and I fucking suck at fighting games. He's only "good" at old school fighters because they're incredibly unbalanced and he knows all the broken shit

>>717370028
>you can just practice for a long time and accomplish something
Got anymore big brain observations?

>>717367073 (OP)
At the very least he's better than that rog LTG.

>>717369976
>Reminder that all games are made for people as dumb as him as their demographic, and it's STILL not enough to help him
remember that presentation of some game company where they literally used DSPs stream to show how you need to plaster the world with yellow "go this way" markers so people like him understand it?

>>717369198
He peaked 20 years ago? Grim

>>717370428
yes, humans peak during their 20s, that's true for everyone

>>717370570
Not in every single aspect, definitely not career and money wise. For DSP he not only peaked at literally everything during his early youtube days, he fell so much off that I wonder how he can still find happiness at all. Literally every single aspect of his life sucks now. Extremely ugly wife, no children, no friends, he begs every single day for money, his only hobby is gacha games, no privacy, no one wants to work with him etc etc etc.

>>717368248
source?

>>717371064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8pYeERliqk

>>717370969
I do wonder how much longer his current lifestyle can really last. He will eventually hit a point where he cannot sustain his life on what he gets from viewers. I do think he is trying to speed run himself into an early grave, but he still needs to think about the next 25 to 30 years.

>>717367527
Buktooth isn't a nobody

>>717367501
>CVS2 for example he relies heavily on blanka
People have been relying on Bison/Blanka/Sagat for 25 years, you can say that about just about anyone that plays that game