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Anonymous No.717367890 [Report] >>717368120 >>717368249 >>717368260 >>717368510 >>717369523 >>717371745 >>717371927 >>717372053 >>717372162 >>717372637 >>717373286 >>717373673 >>717373942 >>717374369 >>717374619 >>717375280 >>717375536 >>717375665 >>717376197 >>717376320 >>717377339 >>717378746
Yea… it gonna be KINO.
Anonymous No.717368107 [Report] >>717372065 >>717372434
shartie martie and rollslop creating the perfect fusion dance for reddit retards
Anonymous No.717368120 [Report] >>717368645 >>717376320 >>717377563 >>717377904
>>717367890 (OP)
>season 8 is now officially the sole canonical ending
Anonymous No.717368172 [Report] >>717368431 >>717368540 >>717369858
The more she drank the more she shat
Anonymous No.717368249 [Report] >>717370018
>>717367890 (OP)
R.R. would abandon his books if the doorbell rang
Anonymous No.717368260 [Report] >>717371484
>>717367890 (OP)
Why is the kid from Come and See a little bee on his helmet?
Anonymous No.717368431 [Report] >>717368765 >>717371778
>>717368172
Which Elden Ring character deserves dysentery the most?
Anonymous No.717368510 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
>boring ahh hell
Anonymous No.717368540 [Report]
>>717368172
>the more the Tarnished backshot Marika, the more Radagon shat cum in the morning..."
Anonymous No.717368620 [Report]
The Winds of Winter is coming out, and it's going to be gigakino.
Anonymous No.717368645 [Report] >>717373882
>>717368120
It's been known for a while. It's more or less accepted to be the actual ending he was building towards but the only reason he stopped writing it was because everyone hates it.
Anonymous No.717368765 [Report] >>717369107
>>717368431
Ranni.
Anonymous No.717369107 [Report]
>>717368765
Dolls cant poop. She probably doesn't even have a butt hole.
Anonymous No.717369523 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
>ahh
nogslop
Anonymous No.717369574 [Report] >>717373823 >>717374903
Anonymous No.717369858 [Report]
>>717368172
For me it's the ship groaning like a fat man straining to shit
Anonymous No.717370018 [Report]
>>717368249
>if the dinner bell rang
fix'd
Anonymous No.717371231 [Report] >>717374832
>make it a big point to include meaningless inane bullshit like tax policies in your books
>i don't like these books i wrote, they're boring
Anonymous No.717371484 [Report]
>>717368260
Is that Roger Ebert?
Anonymous No.717371745 [Report] >>717376470
>>717367890 (OP)
nobody cares the fifth book sucked ass
the first four were good tho
and the first 6 or 7 seasons of the tv show
Anonymous No.717371778 [Report] >>717371915
>>717368431
Melina for putting me in the friend zone
Anonymous No.717371816 [Report]
fuck this fat retarded leftoid cocksucker I hope he gets skinned alive
Anonymous No.717371915 [Report] >>717372075
>>717371778
Imagine if you had the power to curse every girl who rejects you with crippling explosive diarrhetic dysentery
Anonymous No.717371927 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
Why doesn't this fatso admit that he doesn't know how to continue the story
Anonymous No.717372053 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
This nigga is such a hack it isn't even funny, h struck gold with the tv show and now he doesn't even know how the hell to continue the story, so instead of actually doing some fucking work, he rather do the bare minimum somewhere else.
Anonymous No.717372065 [Report] >>717372369 >>717372434 >>717372995 >>717374064
>>717368107
Lmao. The anon who first called out dark souls for being some mudcore grey morality shit that was the anti-thesis to traditional tolkienesque fantasy was a fucking genius.
Anonymous No.717372075 [Report]
>>717371915
I'd abstain.
Anonymous No.717372162 [Report] >>717374693
>>717367890 (OP)
This fat fuck didn't even do anything because we know that major characters were changing their story roles up until release date.
The entire plot, in so far as it exists, is FromSoft's work.
Anonymous No.717372369 [Report] >>717372995 >>717373701
>>717372065
I always thought of it as "what's middle-earth like during the ancient epochs before men, when strange beings rule the land and sea"
It's a museum not a story
Anonymous No.717372434 [Report] >>717376487
>>717368107
>>717372065
>30 millions copies sold and counting
keep coping shazam troons
Anonymous No.717372637 [Report] >>717372879 >>717372959 >>717372971 >>717374867
>>717367890 (OP)
>nearly 80 years old
>morbidly obese
>a miracle he isn't dead already
>14 years since his last ASOIAF book came out
>this is despite the fact that it's the series that's the reason he's so rich in the first place
>refuses to finish WoW always posting cryptic updates and working on other stuff
>Game of Thrones ended horribly because he didn't finish the books
>HOTD already ruined because he let them veer way off of the source material
>Has an annoying horde of defenders going "HE DOESN'T OWE YOU ANYTHING!" anytime you mention the fact that WoW should have released over a decade ago
>Still has a whole other book to write afterwards, possibly more because he might not wrap up everything on schedule
>Also won't get to writing Fire & Blood II
>Will die before he publishes another ASOIAF book
Fuck him.
Anonymous No.717372879 [Report]
>>717372637
I can't say I don't get it. He wrote himself into a corner and blew up into fame and fortune. It would be incredibly easy to coast his way into the grave. It's the waffling and maybe-somedays that irritate me about the whole thing. It's clearly not happening.
Anonymous No.717372959 [Report] >>717373165
>>717372637
Based fatman hedonist making you seethe.
I hope he dies as a final fuck you and Sanderson finishes/ruins the saga kek
Artists owe you nothing, especially when you are hellbent of replacing them with AI
Anonymous No.717372971 [Report] >>717377064
>>717372637
My guess is that the book is already done, and they're waiting till he dies to release it.
This fat nigga wants to be the next tolkien or frank herbert so bad and having "unreleased works" come out after your death is seen as the last step in securing a 100 year legacy like that.
Anonymous No.717372995 [Report] >>717373223
>>717372065
>>717372369
if you think there's any deeper meaning to dark souls stories then you're already a silly person, it's just a series of shinige, it's a genre made purely for trolling the player, why is there a skeleton standing around the corner to stab you in the back? because fuck you lol, why does the boss have random one shot mechanics? because fuck you lol, why are there shitty little skeletons running across a bridge that if you attack a ball rolls from behind and crushes you? because fuck you lol, why are there rock snakes allover the place that do nothing and there's no point in killing them? because fuck you lol, why is the story gibberish lines of text by npcs and random references scattered around that make no sense? because fuck you lol, souls games like all shinige are anti-games with anti-stories, they're made to fuck with the player, and as a player your reaction should be "lol I got trolled" not "hmmmm I wonder what's the deeper meaning behind this emblem with a troll face on it that links to rickroll, guess I'll watch a 5 hour essay on it"
Anonymous No.717373165 [Report] >>717373241 >>717373631 >>717373642 >>717373785
>>717372959
I hope artists become homeless prostitutes as a result of AI.
Anonymous No.717373223 [Report] >>717373431
>>717372995
>it's just a series of shinige
more like a series of kusoge
Anonymous No.717373241 [Report] >>717373420
>>717373165
why dont you go ask Grok to write you the ending of GoT then seething retard? kek
Anonymous No.717373286 [Report] >>717374395
>>717367890 (OP)
GRRM gave up on the ASOIAF books and decided the HBO shows would be his legacy. But the HBO shows turned out to be crap and it's clear they won't have even a shred of cultural longevity of something like LOTR. GRRM even openly started shitting on the latest show on his blog because of how much it shit the bed.
People thought this would motivate him to actually go back and finish the books but he won't. He's probably looking at some other way to be remembered, thinks vidya and movies might be it. But it won't be, he'll forever be remembered as that fat old fantasy guy who never finished his books.
Anonymous No.717373420 [Report] >>717373487 >>717373631
>>717373241
Oh I don't care about Game of Shart. I've never read the books and only watched a few episodes of that slop. I just hate """"""artists"""""" and want them to suffer and die.
Anonymous No.717373431 [Report]
>>717373223
kusoge are trying to be real games and failing, shinige isn't even trying to be a real game, it's just a sequence of "lol you fell for it!" moments
Anonymous No.717373487 [Report] >>717373634
>>717373420
spotted the code-monkey incel kek
Anonymous No.717373631 [Report] >>717374662
>>717373165
>>717373420
Post something you've drawn or written.
Anonymous No.717373634 [Report] >>717373796
>>717373487
Nope. My line of work isn't going anywhere unlike yours, tranny.
Anonymous No.717373642 [Report]
>>717373165
Kek it's going to happen no matter how much they seethe and call it soulless. It's cheaper for a company to prompt something than to hire some pro artist to come up with something. At the very most, they'll hire someone for cheap to clean it up a bit.
Anonymous No.717373673 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
isn't that a pic of that mma fighter that went to the white house?
Anonymous No.717373701 [Report] >>717373863
>>717372369
Middle-earth was arguably even more interesting in the past. Arch-angels queen rulling while kingdoms and men and elves waging war against literal Satan. From software only knows how to make ruins.
Anonymous No.717373785 [Report] >>717374259
>>717373165
Denounce Vishnu
Anonymous No.717373796 [Report] >>717373898 >>717373961 >>717373996 >>717374051
>>717373634
funny how you dont mention what your "line of work" is? you are a shameful little cuck jealous of artists fucking "your" girls
Anonymous No.717373823 [Report]
>>717369574
MYRISH
Anonymous No.717373863 [Report]
>>717373701
the aesthetic of dark souls games was very clearly inspired by berserk, I dunno why reddit faggots try to relate everything to lord of the rings like they've never read any other work of fiction in their lives
Anonymous No.717373882 [Report] >>717374980
>>717368645
I liked the broad strokes of the ending excluding the time travel stuff. Time travel is stupid.
Anonymous No.717373898 [Report] >>717374051
>>717373796
You're basically Andrew Dobson. You aren't fucking anything you fat faggot.
Anonymous No.717373942 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
Good, he's clearly lost interest in ASoIaF, he should hand it over to a competent writer to finish it and then he can edit it and be done with it.
Anonymous No.717373961 [Report]
>>717373796
I'm a prostitute. Once they have fully featured sexbots, I'll be out of a job.
Anonymous No.717373996 [Report] >>717374320 >>717374550 >>717375154
>>717373796
I work in HVAC. It's real work as opposed to drawing gay furry porn for rich degenerates on the internet.
Anonymous No.717374051 [Report]
>>717373898
>>717373796
LADIES, you’re both equally pretty! Now get over here and suck my knob.
Anonymous No.717374064 [Report] >>717375391
>>717372065
>expecting morality tales from vidya
Are you daft?
Anonymous No.717374259 [Report]
>>717373785
>CEO James Dolan
>blame Hindus

The Hibernians get away with it again
Anonymous No.717374320 [Report] >>717374487
>>717373996
>HVAC
yep, a literal subhuman low-iq manual job. Barely a step up from a medieval peon. I bet you watched that South Park AI episode thinking "finally, it's my turn to shine!" and believed you are becoming Bezos in the next 10 years. Meanwhile you are just a glorified toolbox that nobody respects and will die at 60 kek
Anonymous No.717374369 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
This is why he will never be on Tolkien's level.
Anonymous No.717374395 [Report]
>>717373286
>But it won't be, he'll forever be remembered as that fat old fantasy guy who never finished his books.
Robert Jordan already has that niche, so GRRM won't even be remembered for that.
Jordan literally keep writing until they nailed his casket shut, while GRRM hasn't touched ASoIaF in years.
Anonymous No.717374487 [Report] >>717375059
>>717374320
It pays well and I'll still be doing it in 5 years. Better start going to school soon, nigger.
Anonymous No.717374550 [Report] >>717374639 >>717374757
>>717373996
>hvac
Beaner Coded.
Anonymous No.717374619 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
>Reddit post
Please fuck off and die
Thanks
Anonymous No.717374639 [Report]
>>717374550
Everyone I work with is white but then again I don't live in the US so perhaps it's different over there.
Anonymous No.717374662 [Report] >>717375008
>>717373631
not him but here man
Anonymous No.717374693 [Report]
>>717372162
We never do find out of the Loathsome Dung Eater eats ass or not, in fact.
Anonymous No.717374757 [Report] >>717374859
>>717374550
He didn't say he's a roofer, dolt.
Anonymous No.717374832 [Report]
>>717371231
He probably realized all the character plotlines and arcs are a nightmare to tie up, specially additional to all the new lore and characters he has to show in the last 2 books. But I think he finally just gave up on his own story after show's ending was so poorly received.
Anonymous No.717374859 [Report]
>>717374757
Roofers can't even afford beans because they spend all their money on beer.
Anonymous No.717374867 [Report]
>>717372637
>writes on (MS-)DOS 3.11 for Workgroups word processor
>Can't upgrade because he's literal Boomer/Silent Generation that does not know how to open .pdf

He should get a ghost writer and just let it be done at this point. Everyone knows the story shits the bed thanks to the TV show, just let it happen already.
Anonymous No.717374903 [Report] >>717375294
>>717369574
/v/ tells me I shouldn't marry one of these but I think it's a ploy to keep them for themselves.
Anonymous No.717374980 [Report] >>717375469
>>717373882
I mean, it's canon that the trees don't see time linearly, and if a human can mind hack a tree then it's plausible they can mentally jump out in past and possess someone to change the future.
Anonymous No.717375008 [Report]
>>717374662
Soul
Anonymous No.717375059 [Report] >>717375121 >>717375192 >>717375262 >>717375346
>>717374487
why would I? I've sold about 250.000 books in the last 5 years.
I'm working from home, perma holidays, no hours to keep, no people to see and my editors dont even give a fuck when I'm 2 months late on my deadlines. I own 2 homes and I could even retire right now with 0 difference to my finances but I keep writing because it's a fun, healthy and not backbreaking tard job. Even if AI suddently became good enough to write whole books in my style and genre, I have enough readers to cruise off until I croak. Just like Martin kek
So keep on coping about the big bad artists and install my heater nigger... There was a whole song written about people like you seething over artists in 1985 btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
Anonymous No.717375121 [Report] >>717377394
>>717375059
Now you're just larping
Anonymous No.717375154 [Report]
>>717373996
>HVAC
Inferior to radiator heating, vastly inferior. By all rights it should be banned or restricted to only air conditioning, but instead it's encouraged because of hatred for gas and other forms of 'dirty' power.
Never let them redo your house and rip out the radiators. You'll regret it.
Anonymous No.717375192 [Report] >>717377394
>>717375059
So then that makes you the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Anonymous No.717375262 [Report] >>717376936 >>717377394
>>717375059
oh? post something you've written
Anonymous No.717375280 [Report] >>717375385 >>717377546
>>717367890 (OP)
>Yea… it gonna be KINO.
Anonymous No.717375294 [Report]
>>717374903
>/pol/
ftfy
Anonymous No.717375346 [Report] >>717377394
>>717375059
Another artist here. What's your secret? You write furry smut?
Anonymous No.717375385 [Report] >>717377546
>>717375280
Anonymous No.717375391 [Report]
>>717374064
morals or not dark souls and berserk are clearly inspired by shakespeare's literature, mixing human drama, with strange beasts, brutality and fairy tales, tolkien's storytelling is obviously very different, tolkien was an autist nerd who wanted to create a detailed fantasy world with all it's conflicts, history, languages, people, etc, looking at it through his own lens as he experienced ww1 and industrialisation, ggrm is kind like of like a shitty mix of tolkien and shakespeare, obviously not as good as either of them, but he spends a lot of time with human drama while also wanting to make a detailed realistic fantasy world, when that kind of defeats the point, the point in shakespeare's human drama like in berserk and dark souls is that you don't really understand what's happening, there's witches, fairies, strange beasts, some wars going on somewhere, some kings doing something, but you're not quite sure what, you just know what happens in front of you, and what a head looks like when it's split in half in front of you, it's all a hazy dream of fragmented pictures, themes and memories like how people experience life, whille tolkien is writing a history book, and the characters only appear in it as long as they are heroes who need to appear in it, it's important why a war happens and when, between what parties, mixing the two just ends up being weird, it's human drama without the human component that shakespeare was expressing, and it's a history book of a fantasy world but just kind of a shitty one
Anonymous No.717375469 [Report]
>>717374980
Establishing time travel rules completely destroys the dark and mysterious tone of asoiaf's magic system. Seeing the future and past is one thing but going back in time to control people's minds made the series go from spooky to silly.
Anonymous No.717375536 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
I hate him so fucking much bros
Anonymous No.717375665 [Report] >>717376485
>>717367890 (OP)
Did he even have much to do with the story? Elden Ring's story is the same esoteric nonsense that rides vibes.
Anonymous No.717376197 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
>SOURCE: VaatiVidya
Anonymous No.717376320 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
>>717368120
Its because the season 8 ending was relatively close to what he had planned, he saw the reception to it and gave up.
Its obvious he can't pivot away from the direction it was going. Most writers couldn't do it either, I'm not knocking that. But what he had planned was shit and now he won't finish it because he knows it was shit.
Anonymous No.717376470 [Report]
>>717371745
I kinda wanted to find out what the deal with the undead robin hood guy was and where that plotline was going, considering it didn't exist at all in the show.
Anonymous No.717376485 [Report]
>>717375665
GRRM wrote the backstory and world from 5000 years before the game. He had nothing to do with the events that take place during the game.
Anonymous No.717376487 [Report]
>>717372434
Billion flies or indians cant be wrong saar consume the dung like the dung eater saar
Anonymous No.717376936 [Report]
>>717375262
Guaranteed he's either larping or its smut.
Which, to be fair, its a great time to cash in on smut writing if you have any talent. Lonely women eat that shit up
Anonymous No.717377064 [Report]
>>717372971
I hope for his sake you're right. Because he already saw how quickly public perception changes. His story was adapted into a global phenomenon television show, fucking everybody knew about it. It was the most pirated show in history because nobody could bare to wait to watch it. Two months after its crap ending every normie forgot it existed, and that was six years ago. George had better have a plan or he's fucked. I don't think he has a plan.
Anonymous No.717377339 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
it's because you can't finish deconstructions without them ending as shitty nihilistic slop
Anonymous No.717377394 [Report]
>>717375121
>larping
Here is one of my latest books reaching 16 in top 100 Books on Amazon and staying there for about 3 fucking months kek
Picture probably means nothing to a philistine retard like you but fellow authors will get it.
Sold about 50k copies of that one and translated into 6 languages
>>717375262
sure buddy, let me quickly dox myself to win a 4chan argument!
how retarded do you think I am? I'm not working in HVAC kek
>>717375346
I write dark fantasy YA sagas mostly with a few science-fiction and dystopia stand-alone novels. 0 smut tho I did write some victorian era steampunk romantasy lately because it was easy money
>>717375192
it also makes me the millionaire I guess kek
Anonymous No.717377546 [Report]
>>717375280
>>717375385
This would be based tho
Anonymous No.717377563 [Report]
>>717368120
The show died for me when Stannis turned in to a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.717377665 [Report]
I have dogshit fatigue
Anonymous No.717377904 [Report]
>>717368120
Doesn't matter, George has become super obsessed with Valyrians (Mary Sues that only Redditors and normalscum like) so the ending would be trash anyway. No doubt fAegon (who materialised out of nowhere) really is a wholesome chungus, Robert really was a bad King (even though Jon Arryn was ruling the realm for him, but whatever), Dany's atrocities would be forgiven, Jon is the secret prince borne from consensual relations between Rhaegar, Targs really were destined / fated to rule Westeros, Bloodraven is pulling all the strings in the background, even more free shit is going to materialise for the Golden Company (no doubt Storms End will fall in a stupid way, Aurene Waters will probably randomly give Cersei's fleet to them, the High Septon will probably support them, etc). I think they've even changed the lore now (via Fire and Blood) to make it so the Andals didn't even create their own iron weapons to conquer Westeros with, the Rhoynish and Valyrians did. Bizzare.
Anonymous No.717378746 [Report]
>>717367890 (OP)
Lmao
Good. Fuck game of thrones. I think it's funny this nigger got writers block than blamed Trump winning for it.
Nigga, you didn't write shit durring biden and COVID lockdowns, stfu and quit making excuses.