>”the Mario mandate must go! Let these characters be different and expressive!”
>picrel
>”NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!! THATS WOKEY KONG NOT DONKEY KONG, WHY HE TONGUE OUT WHY HE BEING EXPRESSIVE”

Ohhh but the Mario mandate was le bad!! Could it be that maybe…. JUST MAYBE…. There was a fucking reason Nintendo implemented it in the first place? But no, PM fags spearheaded this, and now it’s a serious problem. This is now the face of DK. And now you see why the Mario Mandate was so vital, so integral not just for identity, but for actual soul to still arise. Now, this is what we get.

Kill yourself nigger faggot. K Rool is back and you got raped

But nu-DK is literally a return to Miyamoto's vision for the character. Donkey (as in stupid) Kong (as in King Kong). He destroys shit & looks retarded doing so. It's about as mandate approved as it gets.

calarts kong waa a mistake and pedos should be killed

>>717370475 (OP)
Hi there, E! You’re still a third worlder who can’t afford the latest Nintendo hardware! :) keep it up, though, your endless hate campaign will bear fruit one day I’m sure lmao

I do think that Nintendo attempted to "clean up" Mario's image around the time of the Wii because he was all over the place during the GCN. That being said, after the Wii U shit the bed, Nintendo started being more experimental again. It's easier to keep a conservative, squeaky clean image when you are riding high on sales success.

It's been theorized by fan's that Miyamoto was responsible for this, but I'm not sure about that. Mario was plenty weird and experimental when he was still at the height of the creative team.

nu-Donkey Kong is as mario mandate as it's possible to get. Miyamoto hates Rare and their legacy. he has eradicated their DK and made the seth rogaine hollywood jew donkey kong idiot pedo the new face of DK.

>>717370953
>E

???

>>717370853
delusional faggot

>>717371027
Local boogeyman called Eric, sometimes posted as “E” because these people are literally so fucking delusional that they are afraid to type his full fucking name lol nevermind the fact he never existed in the first place.

>>717370558
>blatantly fucking ignoring K Rool’s character assassination since Sakurai’s announcement for smash

LOL
O
L

Also
>no argument against whatsoever
>just says le epic racial slur

Loving every laugh!

>>717371010
>Miyamoto hates Rare and their legacy
Then why is Bananza littered with Rare callbacks? Hell, why is K. Rool given his finest hour after 20+ years?

I think there can be a middle ground.

>>717370475 (OP)

Rare is dead. RIP
https://files.catbox.moe/tnr9ul.mp4

>>717371662
>Rare is dead. RIP
Just two more weeks.

>>717370475 (OP)
>trans rights-ey kong

The Mario mandate is over.

>>717370853
>>717371027
>>717371234
You are not sneaky. You are not being clever. everyone sees right through you in fact.

>>717370475 (OP)
i hate rogan kong

Yeah mandate fags have been awfully quiet since getting btfo

The Retro games were better than Slopnanza.

>>717371234
What should we call you if not eric?

>>717371825
The Retro games did not have King K. Rool.

>>717370853
>pedos should be killed
Agreed, starting with this dumb monke.

>>717370475 (OP)
Goomba Fallacy

>>717370475 (OP)
>getting rid of the mario peace sign is "soulful" to this retarded fucking asshole

>>717370780
>But nu-DK is literally a return to Miyamoto's vision for the character.
That was always the problem. In fact he didn't even want to market DK arcade in the US, he was forced to by Yaumachi. He never gave a fuck about westerners or the western audience, he was just coerced into doing it because Nintendo loves white peoples bank accounts.
You know almost every single time I hear this bullshit thinking "hurr durr we're familiar with the thinking of our mangaka slave" it just makes him look worse. He'd put his foot down over it but unfortunately Nintendo has raised generations of moronic fans who eat that shit up. Yeah we're all so familiar with his thinking, hopefully they'll all be forgetful of his thinking if they ever make a new starfox.

>>717371714
You are only giving your enemies more power.

>game is great
>people get mad over genuine minutae
yep, just another day among a sea of schizos

>>717372023
and you are only complacent in being literally fucking replaced lmfao
see, this is why the country is going down the tubes politically, it’s retards like you literally letting the replacement happen because of “IF YOU LE KILL YOUR ENEMIES, THEY WIN!!””

Delusional, lmfao.

>>717371992
He look it's a seething faggot. Hi seething faggot!

>>717372082
I disagree.

>>717371545
Miyamoto hasn't made a game since yoshi's island you fucking dipshit. He makes his "10% input" rounds on every other game and the games people are illinformed that" "he madE".

>Hell, why is K. Rool given his finest hour after 20+ years?
Because they actually fucking learned something from Other M, which is why they make Samus shut the fuck up and turn into a metroid in Dread. Now all they have to do is remember what a fucking "bounty hunter" actually is.

>>717370475 (OP)
They messed up in getting the Splatoon devs to make it.

>things staying the same is because of the mandate
>things changing is because of the mandate
Wow, what can't this mandate do?

>>717371234
You can get banned now for the name

>>717372086
The balls of this poster to call out everyone on /v/. Hi malding faggot!

>>717372171
Disagree when you are litterally put into jail for being white and straight lmfao, that’s where your complacency is leading to. more than likely though you’re not white and most likely a troon, and you’re saying this shit to make others complacent.

>didn’t think much of the mario mandate
>smrpg remake
>mario takes his hat off when he wins a battle

The remake was pretty soulless overall but holy shit i hate miyamoto for that

Meds, E. NOW!

>>717370475 (OP)
they made dk so gay!
i bet k.rool fucks him every night!

>>717371545
because even miyamoto knows that the Retro DK games flopped hard because of forgettable villains, forgettable levels, setting, music, everything.
the evil girl monke looks like a sex fiend from a gacha and k rool is a fan favorite. even the Mandate doesn't supersede Nintendo making profit

>>717372321
Don't think so

>>717370475 (OP)
get back to work, tanabe

>>717370475 (OP)
Fuck

>>717372890
>no argument
lol
I accept your concession.

>>717372445
you are aware that mods can see who's who, right?
if your boogieman existed they'd ban him instead of you for saying his name.

>>717372385
>I actually have an emotional reaction to a cartoon character removing his hat
Have you ever reflected on your life or the things you say, even once?

>>717373291
keep it up, E. Im sure someone will buy into your drivel lol

Reminder that Miyamoto was seething so much about Rare's DK that he wasn't gonna be in Mario Kart 64

Grow up

>>717373176
Your argument was "this is happening". My counter argument is "this isn't happening". I'm sorry you were so easily btfo but if you need to leave then take 10 consessions, hand them out as gifts for christmas.

>>717373492
Why?

>>717373291
>he isnt real
>the mods didnt doubledown on spam protections at the same time one guy started spamming stupid shit
>after the spam protection was put in place there wasnt someone who started bragging about being unbannable
>these posters dont all have the exact same writing style
but most importantly you forgot that people get false positive banned all the fucking time when that faggot shows up in a thread.

>>717371027
Tendies have convinced themselves that every single post on v that is in any way critical of nintendo is a schitzo named eric who posted about final fantast 4 years ago.
They've reached the stage in cult thought where they self-censor all incoming information to avoid even having to come up with an argument. Basically "I'm right and everyone who says otherwise is literally satan and thus is not only wrong but dangerous to talk to" but for corporate bootlicking.
Tendies won the console war just in time for no one to give a shit and they can't figure out what to do. It's the arabs seizing damascus and letting it all burn at the end of LoA. They thought god would come down and make their dreams come true but instead they just have an underpowered tablet with kids games (that they don't own) and no one else cares. So they scream and cry and think getting told to shut up is the same as respect.

>>717370475 (OP)
Tanabe and Miyamoto both should have retired decades ago and no amount of strawmanning will change that

>>717373691
>argument has no evidence
Meanwhile, the replacement theory isn’t just a theory anymore, it’s a reality. You know that of course since your posts are trying to condition others to be victims of the genuine global troon agenda.

>>717374114
I disagree.

>>717374169
>no evidence
>no argument
lmfao I accept your concession! you can keep typing “I disagree” or whatever like your fav troon vtuber told you to or whatever if you want, your posts are telling of your seethe despite how simple you think they appear

>>717374258
Whoops meant for >>717374114

>>717373884
>he whimpered, tears running down his scrunched up grimace of a face, barely resembling a person anymore
>in a thread bitching about a fucking nintendo game

>>717373884
You'll survive

Struck a nerve with that vtuber comment lmfao

Pauline will inspire a new generation of gamers.

>>717374565
Not really. I'm still here if you want to provide an argument btw.

>>717374258
>>717374397
That's fucking sad. It really is a person making these garbage posts. I genuinely thought it was a leftover numbers station USAIDS bot, but no you actually waste time making these non replies.
Why? Just run a bot and liberate yourself you absolute clown.

>>717374565
Why are you like this
Why can’t you just be decent
What do you get out of being hateful on the internet to people you don’t even know

>>717374804
It’s not too late troon, if you haven’t cut your dick off yet you can still try to detransition , or at the very least stop trying to spread misinformation online by telling people to be complacent with your shitty alphabet cult.

>>717374752
If that's all then I'm just glad to be done replying to you.

>>717374804
Two why's and a what. His ass has been blasted into high orbit.

TROON K
TROONY KONG
TROON K
TROONY KONG IS HER- ACK

>>717374879
You will never know happiness. You might think so, but you’re actually just dead inside. that’s why you feel the need to spread your hated. you are cursed, I genuinely believe that.

>>717374879
How old are you?

>>717375064
Massive projection

>>717374948
>I'm just mad and keep replying to you.

>>717375127
Nah I'm pretty chill. Like I literally have my legs up on a chair at my desk at work right now. My biggest worry is who I'll draft in a month.

>>717375064
total troon meltdown lmfao

>>717374804
trannies groom children.
simple as.

>>717375217
>troon is an American
Oh but of fucking course you are hahahahaha

>>717370475 (OP)
the final battle is so fucking hard
like 500x harder than everything else
this game's difficulty curve is fucked up

>>717375217
>NO NO I'M NOT REPLYING SAAR *BRAAAP!

>>717375332
That's true, but it's just at much less of a rate than married white christian men do. Not trying to make you mad, just doing math.

>>717375450
[citation needed]

>>717375410
How bad can you be at video games to even say something like this?

>I-IM NOT A TROON!
>randomly brings up white Christian males out of nowhere

>>717375450
Damn that's a lot of bad wives who choose pedos for some reason, not sure why you'd leave them out.

>>717375484
Not really. I read the data so I don't need more citations. Do you need citations? I would try typing things into google first. I can't learn for you.

>>717375742
thats not what citation means.

>>717375382
*chad is an American

>>717375807
Post hand.

>>717375790
Is that a problem for you?

Eric doesn't exist
it's just a made up character

>>717375856
Your turn

>>717375897
If you say so, E. I guess this obvious Nintendo hate thread made itself then? definitely no ulterior hate behind it lol

>>717375938
>palm
lol
I said post hand, pussy, everyone has white palms, or are you intentionally obfuscating the rest for a reason? Hnmmmmm….

>>717376024
sure

>>717370475 (OP)
We really do complain about the dumbest most pointless shit on here

>exif
uhhhh…

>>717376204
Your turn sanjeet

>>717375870
It is for me, partially because of the implication that all these wifes love how their husbands roll. Is that how I'm gonna get a wife? No wonder there's a 55% single men rate amirite?

>>717375516
I had to set the game on easy to beat the final boss
mf keeps putting obstacles
I'm sure I could beat it if I tried more than 3 times but I was so fucking done with the game by that point

>>717370475 (OP)
This is still the Mario Mandate, dumbass.
The Mandate was to keep characters from expressing themselves in potentially child-unfriendly ways. Like the somewhat serious stories in the RPG games.
This shit is the mandate on steroids, making characters act like retarded babies.

>>717372182
>Now all they have to do is remember what a fucking "bounty hunter" actually is.
But they already do.

Do jeets always run away when they cross tall American chads?

>>717376874
>today the mandate means this
Nah that trick stopped working. Try another tactic.

>>717376983

>>717376625
Kys lmao

What is this thread.

>>717377112
Good for you

The Mario mandate will soon end.
Shigeru Miyamoto is getting old.

>>717370475 (OP)
OOOHHH TRANSNANA

>>717374672
>Console War faggism of nowhere.
Obsession.

>>717376904
>We remember now! *makes another super metroid

Like the fucking moon landing to these moonspeakers

>>717377341
The only thing holding back the chainsmoke cancer is the jap DNA, at least he won't live as long as a vulcan.

>>717377282
This is where switch 2 users lament their rate of return, not that they ever owned anything that is.

HE'S FINALLY BACK BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME
NO MIGHT OR BRAWN IS IN HIS GAME
STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT
THIS KONG WAS DRAWN BY A FURRY MAGGOT
CAN PICK UP A CHILD WITH RELATIVE EASE
THIS KONG IS A PEDOPHILE SLEAZE
WAS IT JUST RARE? WAS IT NOT FAIR?
THAT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE
DEE KAY. HUH
WOKEY
WOKEY
WOKEY
WOKEY

>>717377282
This is the hourly anti tendie thread because snoys and PC vegans are a tad bit obsessed with Nintendo for some reason

The Mario mandate is almost over.
Mario might go back to Pauline.

>>717377785
Shut the fuck up 'caco

>>717378824
Sorry I don't speak coca cola, America's shoe.

>>717376116
>>717375938
Just a reminder. Bots ask to post hands so they can scrap exif data off the image. Get ready for 50 pizza surprise.

>>717370558
you first autist.

>>717374534
you won't