Thread 717374410

delicia

>>717374410 (OP)
Newhalf horse game.

>>717374410 (OP)
man im hungry

>after school event
>jumpscare Palmer
NOOOOOOOOO MY ENERGY

You are saving up for my daughter's banner, right?

>>717374410 (OP)
She's a big horse

>>717375038
>Hishi Akebonowas a racehorse that competed in the mid-1990s. He is the heaviest G1-winning horse in JRA history. His name is in reference to the sumo wrestler Akebono Taro.

>When Hishi Akebono won the 1995 Sprinters Stakes, he weighed 560kg, setting the record. For comparison, the second-placeBiko Pegasusweighed 432kg, for a difference of 128kg. Hishi Akebono later ran in the 1996 Mile Championship at 568kg, but did not win.

4U

okay cool

Will we ever get more brown umas. I don't mean for like woke bullshit I just wanna wack off to brown women. I need more brown women. Like almost all the irl horses are brown why can we have like two more for us brown girl lovers. Truly we are an oppressed class. Truly

>Everyone talks about how hard it is to train Rice Shower
>Meanwhile I've never had a career fail to win Takarazuka Kinen
I will never fail her.
I refuse to. She will forever be able to run over the Yodo slope.

>train literally any other 3 star horse
>first try A
>train rice shower for 10th time
>B/B+
the fuck is her problem

>>717375421
*heavily debuffs your inflated A ranks to drain through stamina whilst i swing my maestro*
what now, witler

fuck me, 6th 9* parent in the stable. I have enough already

Just had a very weird race with my Golshi in a pvp match.
She simply didn't run despite having better stats than pretty much everyone else, using her ult and having a good mood. And the type of the race was S for her.

>>717375584
that is very typical for goldship

>>717375248
>early march
Just do the usual triple crown bro.

>>717375584
Lore actuate goldship

Gonna try to train rice shower again for a mid runner. Wish me luck

>>717374914
I'd love to but the banners come and go too fast. I'll just have to luckshit her later.

Newest club: /v/mapyoi
>Please put "/v/" on your profile's comment so I know you come from here and it doesn't get filled with randoms (you can change it later if you want)
>Simply be active and don't forget about the shoes

>>717375584
What did you expect to happen?

I have a few questions about the world
>are engines measured in Horsegirl Power
>is "now now, hold your horsegirls" an expression used widely in English speaking countries
>if so, do you think comedy shows have a gag where the protagonist hugs the closest horse girl to him
>do the horse girls from the Mongolian steppes focus on throat singing
>is it more cost effective to have a rickshaw or a car if your horsegirl wife wants to go on a roadtrip

>that one race that ruins an otherwise perfect career
The box, if it gets you, it gets you

>>717375973
Such beauty...

>>717375645
>>717375798
I don't remember her using her ult and refusing to do shit.
Like I did have a few races where she didn't run as well but she still was faster than a random C McQueen with mediocre stats.
THAT race was different. Like she didn't even try. And she won lots of races with awful mood as well against opponents who had maxxed out Speed, Stamina and Power. I'm absolutely lost and I have no fucking idea what happened.
>>717376103
I expected her to win...

>>717376128
We all know how it is.

>>717376120
>>if so, do you think comedy shows have a gag where the protagonist hugs the closest horse girl to him
Very cute mental image, good post.

>>717374914
Yeah. I'm going to marry that Ace Pilot.

>>717376156
Living in this umas cleavage

>>717374657
I hate her

can you do a 10x with tickets?

Dumb Falcon the dirt slut is out next week, you pulling for her? Or you dumping all your carats into goo goo babies support?

>>717376586
Super Creek obviously
So I'll have MLB Kitasan and MLB Super Creek, which means I can borrow MLB Fine Motion for the best deck in the game right now

>>717376586
i haven't been able to pull a single 3 star uma since bourbon's banner so yeah, i'm playing goo goo babies and hoping i can at least LB my creek by a card or two

>>717375224
I was baffled when I saw her running after Curren in the legend races, I would've never expected she was a sprinter.

>>717376120
>Mr. Ed is now a sitcom about a young horsegirl living with her very unqualified and clumsy trainer

>>717376586
im dumping everything for my umadol

>>717376792
>Instead of dynasty warriors, the most popular adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a dating sim
>Red Hare is the MC/ player character

>>717376706
Skill issue
I'm only missing anime McQueen and Suzuka, I have everyone else at at least 3*. Base Teio, Maruzensky, Rice and Bourbon are at 4*.
No I'm not a giga whale

>>717376120
Every famous horse that has ever existed in history is a horse girl in the Umaverse. The horses the Romans rode? They were either soldiers or wives or both. The horses in famous movies are replaced with horse girls who took up acting careers.

>>717376586
i don't have enough carats for anything

>>717377180
Imagine the sex Red Hare the uma musume must have had.

>>717377330
She killed both Lu Bu and Guan Yu....

>>717377274
Get a job to feed your cripping horse addiction
That's where I am playing Uma and shitposting on /v/ right now

>>717377369
Based.

>has an obvious Front Runner skill
>only has a B in front running
make it make sense

>>717377180
>tfw no cocky french dragoon revolutionary wife

>>717376692
Fine Motion is a waste of your borrow slot. Even at MLB, it is barely better than SR alternatives.

>>717377330
thats one wife that got passed around a lot

Is tracen a weird mix of college and high school? There is no way maru or rudolf are at max 3 years older than someone like mayano

>>717377392
Only Dong Zhou was man enough to survive a night with Red Hare

Is this bitch supposed to be moody as hell

>>717377487
MLB Fine Motion + MLB Marvelous Sunday is the optimal Wit setup. MLB Vodka is really good if you're going Power deck, but the issue is very few people have it and the SR Power cards kind of suck so you want to pair it with another good SSR Power like El Condor Pasa.

>>717377369
God I wish that were me

Trying to get my Maruzensky and Taiki Shuttle to A Rank, what’s the lowest amount of stamina do I need for these two? I imagine it’s not worth it to add a Super Creek card to either of their decks?

>>717377549
seems to be, even if you don't become a famouse racehorse, a Tracen graduation certificate will get you a good job anyway.

>>717376643
There's also this one for the Maverick collab (the seiyuu actually met Tom Cruise on the premiere)

>>717377578
what the fuck did you do?

>>717377419
So? B can be boosted to A with just a single (one [uno{1}]) front runner spark, and there are other horses with skills like that.
Don't buy this skill if you have better options btw, it can only trigger if there no other front runners in the race, but at least it's not as bad as it's equivalent on short distances where front is the default position.

>>717377578
Not really. She's just a classic tsundere.

>Only got 3k carats saved up
H-How much do i have to spend to spark super creek

>>717377419
Don't think too much about it, time and space flow different
U=ma2

>>717377854
I figures she needs a lot of stamina to remain in the front but she failed a few 13% rolls and got triggered

>>717377943
30k

>>717377549
i don't think its ever explicitely said it is a highschool, the 3 year thing for the twinkle series is meant to emulate how most racehorses careers only last 3 years but umas like oguri and tamamo cross who should have graduated years prior are still around racing in the dream series so i guess as long as you're a registered racist you can mooch of tracen

>>717377753
Gold stamina skills aren't that great for mile and sprint. It's better to have real stamina and spend your skill points elsewhere.

>>717376120
The more I think, the more questions come to mind
>how were wars waged before modern weaponry, was everyone on foot
>were horsegirls used to flank armies (though I doubt they were as effective as a soldier on a horse due to height advantage on top of the speed and power)
>did no one bat an eye when Calligula nominated his horsegirl slave as a senator
>how do sports competition aside from running work, do they have three different categories (men, women, horsegirls)
>do horsegirls compete with women in categories that do not require speed or power like archery and fencing, is judo free game due to the nature of the sport
>are the horse riding categories gone since they're redundant

>>717377986
>Oguri has repeated her last year a bunch of times purely because of Tracen's cafeteria

>>717378029
Oh yeah almost forgot
>what do knights ride in their fiction, camels, bears, dragons?

>>717377943
30k
But you want her at MLB, almost as much as Kitasan. And for that you need more like 90k depending in how lucky you get on rolls, that's 3 sparked ones and 2 natural pulls. Getting it MLB off 60k is considered very lucky, and off 30k is so unlikely (like 1%) that reroll bots were destroying the server going for it during Kitasan

>>717378015
Yeah that’s what I figured and why I asked about Super Creek. I just want to know how much of those points I should actually dump into stamina since I’ll also need 1100 speed and enough fans to hit A rank.

>>717377980
34k didn't grant me more than 1 kita and 1 pity
fuck you and fuck gambling

>>717378137
You get Super Creek for Swinging Maestro, MLB is too much of an investment to care in this specific case.

>>717378137
How much money is 90k carats if you swipe?

>>717378102
Knights were a privileged class of landed Umamusume nobility

>>717378290
$70 for 5k
90k/5k = 18
18 x $70 = $1280
Welcome to hell

>>717375759
How are non irl race fans supposed to know and remember which races are what cups?

>>717378029
>>do horsegirls compete with women in categories that do not require speed or power like archery and fencing, is judo free game due to the nature of the sport
i don't think so
>>are the horse riding categories gone since they're redundant
"Horse Riding" is now a redneck activity where a very drunk man gets on top of a very drunk Uma and has to stay there no matter what

>>717377180
>The horses in famous movies are replaced with horse girls who took up acting careers.
Every horse girl was harmed in the making of Waterloo (1970)

Did.. did knights need piggyback rides from horse women or did they fight alongside them

>>717377852
>>717376643
Those posters have no right to be as awesome as they are.

>>717378029
I want to see Akebono in cataphract armor now

>>717378361
WHO THE FUCK PAYS THIS MUCH FOR HORSE .PNGS

I got this recommended and I completely forgot that Japan made horse racing shitposts long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Ajb4omtac

>>717378249
Is it not worth it to bump up her friendship gauge? I have her at one uncap and the slow friendship building is a bitch, just slotting her in for her skill feels like a waste of a slot sometimes since I can never get her friendship up. Or the runs where I can get her friendship up I end up missing out on more important ones

>>717378424
The Umas were the knights, probably. Since we've seen that Umamusume replace traditionally mounted troops, judging from a historical art work of samurai cavalry being replaced with samurai Umamusume

>>717378361
Wrong, it's 1500 carats for luckGODS.

I'm currently using my loan slot for creek
I only have enough for like 40 rolls but I think I should anyways because my SRs are ass

>>717378346
Is riding an animal a completely foreign concept in that world then?
That's so lame, we could have had the rise of Bear Knights in media instead

is this the thread?

>>717378453
me

>>717378576
Camels exist. Elephants to. People rode those

>Super Creek banner coming soon
>Seiun Sky coming soon
>Manhattan Cafe coming soon
>Fuji and Eishin coming soon (not meta but like 'em)
>Summer Maruzensky coming soon
>Nice nature and Oguri Xmas not long after that
Shit lads, what's a lowly f2p like me supposed to do? I am saving as much as possible and don't even have 10k carats right now

>>717378597
Who's the biggest MSGK in Uma?

>>717378029
>how do sports competition aside from running work, do they have three different categories (men, women, horsegirls)
This one is actually touched upon Agnes Tachyon and Air Shakur watch an MMA fight in an uma musume league, given that uma musume are so ridiculously superior to humans as we can see them casually moving multi ton trucks or tires without much effort its not ridiculous to assume they were the dominant pre-gunpowder factor in battles.

>>717374410 (OP)
マーベラス!

>>717378249
>special priority goes from 20 to only 35
you just saved me 30k gems

>>717378648
download more luck

>>717378618
Yeah that's what I'm asking, what do riders ride in their media
And what does this painting look like in the umamusu world

>>717378524
Am I going insane or is the commentator the same in both games?

>>717378591
Why is she lying on top of my model city? I worked hard on that.

>>717378525
Maestro activation is like 200 stamina or something.
Rainbow training is good but it's not the be-all-end-all, you need skills too.

>>717378668
>Initial Friendship gauge
Is a big deal unless you spike Charming early off Sweep Tosho or something. A lot of the time my 2LB Biko Pegasus doesn't get to orange friendship until well into 3rd year, which means she's a liability.

>>717378807
She's trying to find her house

>>717378648
just go with the flow :^)

>>717378618
the in-universe version of the phrase "so hungry I could eat a horse" is replaced with "so hungry I could eat an elephant"

>>717378763
Horse cavalry is replaced with Umamusume.

So that'd be Napoleon looking dumbstruck as his Umamusume soldier acts extremely autistic in front of him. Or Napoleon would be an Uma themselves

>>717378391
You get used to the important ones after a while because they show up in a lot of careers.
Satsuki Sho (first crown) is always on the turn you get your first inspiration, Derby is 3 turns later, easy.

>>717378591
maybe

>>717378862
So hungry I could beat an Umamusume in an eating contest

>>717378763
The uma would be Napoleon's wife.

>>717377076
>Dynasty Warriors is an otoge now

>>717378648
f2p could wait until the banner with all Umas around January/February next year, you can spark anyone if you have 30k carats.
You could get your favorites along the way, and if it flops, you can get her from a spark anyways.

>>717378879
>>717378763
or better yet, Napoleon on the shoulders of his advisor trying to look as dignified as possible while she just fucking screaming as hard as she can

>>717379023
Nonconsensual piggy back ride!

>>717378879
>all the umas who died charging into machine gun fire during the early phases of WW1

>>717374410 (OP)
>>717374548
>Uma delicia
Wait Brazilians eat horses????

IT'S OVER

>>717379105
>the Umas who charged an armored battalion and fucking won.

>>717374914
WHY IS THIS LITTLE GIRL SO FUCKING HORNY?????
ALSO WHO THE FUCK LETS A GROWN MAN GO ON A HOT SPRINGS TRIP -ALONE- WITH A LITTLE GIRL????

>>717378667
Fuck off with your slop

>>717378763
Napoleon was probably an uma musume if i had to guess it wouldn't be the first genderswap since in the golshi gag manga washington, jefferson, roosevelt and lincoln seems like they were a bunch of butch umas (since male umas cant exist)

>>717378830
It's good but not "Wow this card doesn't work as intended unless you uncap!!" which is the case with Kitasan Black having a fuck-huge jump in Specialty Priority. Although now that I have used it, I still think the mood up+energy events are pretty good regardless of uncap level.

I want to use my selector on either Taiki or Rudolf

who

>>717379184
That little girl could fold you like a lawnchair so that's probably why

>>717379208
>gag manga

>>717379208
>The colonies rebelled because of Carrot taxes rather than Tea prices in Umaverse

when is the next "must pull" banner? Horse or supp

>>717378806
It does sound the same

>>717378968
Did he divorce Josephine just so he could marry his horsegirl advisor

>>717378191
Sprint need around 500-600 as the bare minimum while mile is around 700-800. Both of those are measured based on max length for each races type (1400m and 1800m respectively). Fans doesn't contribute to rank afaik, it only count stats and skills. Shorter races usually pump power in near parity to speed metawise but it's way easier to pump wits instead just to statpad rank.

>>717379238
Those poor bastards. Those Umas are going to take them as war husbands...

>>717379208
I can't believe the british killed all the beautiful native american umas, ever watched Spirit? That's a horse

>>717378663
Sweep Tosho kind of gives me those vibes.

>>717379238
>armies digging trenches and letting Tanks pass over them so the horsegirls all jump and push the tank and flip it over

>>717375973
>joining /v/'s clubs EVER
ooofffff ....

>>717379260
Are there really any trainee must-haves? Maybe Oguri for the OP ult?

>>717379260
Seiun Sky in a month

>>717379208
>>717379259
>>717379374
Okay to be fair this was a gag manga. we don't know if it's accurate to the other entries

>>717379007
That sounds pretty good, will al Umas from previous banners be available there? Though I still think I should pull some tenners into Super Creek to try and buff it from my current LB0

Reminder that its canon that Ireland was never conquered by the British, and their Royal family is all horse girls in Umamusume.

>>717379491
Seiun Sky has a poweful Unique Skill for front-runners, if you get her it's more convenient for breeding and passing down her unique skill spark.

>>717379260
6 days for Creek/Tazuna banners

>>717379208
Paul Revere was 100% an uma and the cutest girl in the Umarican Revolution.

>>717374914
Yes but the Halloween one

>>717379575
I want to breed Seiun Sky....

>>717379184
Everyone in the onsen just thinks she's your little sister :)

>>717374410 (OP)
>letting all those people see up her skirt so freely.
Slut horse!

>>717379591
I want MLB Tazuna

>>717379403
YADA
https://youtu.be/Udm6Q8vqQj0

>Super Creek's event chain doesn't finish
FUCK THIS GAME

>>717379816
You were too old for her

>Agnes Tachyon has a secret event during her career mode where you're forced to run a mile race even though she has a D mile aptitude by default
It killed my run because I kept getting near last place and I don't feel like it's worth it to keep wasting my clocks on it if she's doing that badly.

>1.47x speed
>it'll take LITERALLY 9 years to catch up to JP
bros what the fuck?

>>717379860
Should've kept her mood up

>>717379184
Mayano is the horniest Uma in the game even on JP. There are a few others who are on her level, but no one surpasses her. She gets the first Bridal alt for a reason.

>>717379184
>During his 17 years as a breeding stallion, he produced 1,116 offspring

How can humans even compete?

>>717379906
>but no one surpasses her

>>717379906
Is this related to RL horse lore or something?
Like her horse bred a lot?

>>717379238
>>717379453
Umas must have been beasts during wars. If they can go as fast as a car or lift carry something as heavy as a vehicle, they were probably hell to fight in combat or even with firearms.

>>717379954
qrd on the horse

>>717379954
Mayano gets even more direct about what she wants in her Bridal alt. I wonder if they'll censor/tone it down for global.

>>717379906
I don't know, there's a LOT of horny horses on JP lately that really want you.

>look up race tracks in US
>Large amounts on Mexican Border States.
Latinx like horses?

>>717379873
It's never going to happen so what the fuck is the point of the accelerated schedule?

>>717379994
And as I post that I saw >>717379921
damn

>>717380054
and he was a japanese horse so that means he bred the old fashioned way

>>717379184
>>717379228
yeah you're fucked

>>717374914
I'm skipping Taishin for her and it hurts.

But Mayano Top Wife is the most important of all

>>717379947
Kita-chan sugoi!

>>717380001
Pre history Umamusume must've hunted humans for sport/ breeding stock. Instead of those "Neanderthals were super predators" theories, there have to be conspiracies that CaveUmas evolved the way they did to hunt down early humans

>>717378763
Uma lore gets too much when you think about it for a second due to how vital horses were to humans. Replace that with young bewitching women you get fucked up implications of horse girl slavery, horses girl breeding programmes to produce farm workers, horse girl civil rights movements and horse girls being put out of work due to machines. It's just too much thinking when you have autism

>>717379947
more importantly, what fucking vehicles uses tires that big?

>>717380193
Nah, I just imagine Horse girls historically dominating mankind and everything fits together snug as a bug in a rug

>>717380019
Her name is "Still In Love" and goes batshit crazy over things she likes (Races). People are expecting her to be the 4.5 uma and extremely for (You) because of her name.

>>717380105
Worth it, even the broken pelvis

>>717380019
Dunno but her song goes hard on schizo territory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8xoD-E-h0

>>717379873
It's shit, we are going way too fast in a way that no f2ps can ever hope to pull on most banners but not fast enough that we'll never catch up to JP

Ok now I understand why non MLB Kitasan fucking sucks she never shows up for speed training

>>717380216
you're mom's mobility scooter lmoa

>>717380234
I guess but symboli rudolfs dialogue talking about equality for umas or something shit got my brain thinking way harder than it should over this

>>717380152
>>717380193
I get that this may be a bit much to think about, but Cygames is very straightforward about giving us history lessons

>>717380316
>>717379873
>>717380050
It unironically shouldve been 4x speed at least, with faster currency as well.

>>717380149
HARIKITTE IKKOU

>>717380449
Damn, Uma-Griffith sacrificed the band of the hawk cause Guts wouldn't fuck her...

>>717376120
>ywn go on a comfy roadtrip with your horsegirl wife and daughter on a rickshaw where she's just barely obeying the speed limit until you reach the highway and she just bolts it and you take turns pulling the cart and you can barely cover 5% as much ground as she did in the same time but she loves to see you do your best anyway
Let me die in my fucking sleep already

>>717374410 (OP)
She's the best, can't wait until she's out.

I'm saving 180k for her and others like the second coming of Kitasan

>>717380193
I highly doubt humanity could oppress uma musume when a single one could probably kill a 100 men, we couldn't catch or hurt one if we tried.

>>717380234
the shadow government is run by umamusume pretending to be human like the reptilians in our timeline

>>717380532
How do you plan on getting that many carats anon? Will you use THAT?

are any of these worth using? why are fuji stats barely above the other cards despite having twice the Limit breaks?

>>717380535
This makes me imagine Cavemen trying to catch a lone Umamusume, only to instead get ran down by her pals and dragged to the Trainer cave, never to be seen by their tribe again

>>717380310
What the fuck

>>717380193
I want to see ww1 uma's coming to the realization that machine guns have made them completely superfluous in war

I get that people weren't going to touch this game without a translation, but I never would have imagined that Umamusume would experience this level of success.

>>717380657
Until they get shotguns. Stormtroopers and devil dogs were deadly, now imagine them with the speed and power of an Umamusume

>>717380234
have you actually seen umas? half of them are borderline retarded and all they care about is racing. give them food, some turf to run on, and a trainer to fuck and they're fully content and pose zero threat to society.

Any way of viewing casual outfits of each uma? like Teio

>>717380535
exactly like
you're not enslaving a race of women that could easily break your spine

>>717380512
Uma-Griffith sacrificed the band because she kept getting Guts sparks

>>717380671
I didn't give a crap about this game or anything horse until actually playing it. The game having a fun gameplay is what made me go deep into it. The cute girls were just secondary at first, surprisingly.

>>717380535
Humanity has tamed elephants. We are capable of wild shit but I fully get I'm literally thinking to hard about this. I just get world builder brain for anything but my own projects. I'm just going to drive myself slowly insane thinking about Uma lore and it's implications

>>717380715
still dead in a second to a single malnourished peasant behind an MG 08

Reminder uma musume have their own running lanes with a higher speed limit than cars.

>>717380807
Cope

>>717380750
That's why if you Witmaxx them you're dooming humanity. Umas with 3 digit IQ would be unstoppable

>>717378806
It's the same guy. Those videos were also officially made by the JRA as advertisement.

>>717380535
Injuries for them are a way bigger deal than for us, so I guess there's your leverage

>>717374914
I hate your shit game and will not be spending anything it. So no. Thanks for asking, faggot.

>>717380750
That's why the Mongols were so powerful, they learned how to work with the Umamusumes autism rather than try to work around it.

>>717380846
Apparently the fastest horses can go up to 35 MPH. That's higher than the average motor scooter.

>>717380847
>surely my greater speed will defeat a weapon capable of spewing out several kilograms of metal in second >:^)
to say nothing of what an uma could possibly do against even a A7V tank bristling with machine guns. how embarrassing to be killed by something that moves so slowly too

>>717379873
Personally I don't mind if we're behind on gacha banners and events as long as we get the gameplay updates faster than we are supposed to like how they promised they're going to add the auto career mode way sooner on global when it took 4 years on the JP client.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQJfHXvLUcQ

>>717380889
Umamusume domesticated themselves like cats once they saw that humans could splint legs

teio bros where we at?

>>717377549
Maruzensky has a house and an expensive car. And bops to Disco music. She's fucking ooooold

I've heard that /v/uma is friends with /v/aca is this true?

>>717380216
They killed and looted a bagger 288

>>717381009
You really wanna think about cute girls dying, dont you?

>>717380953
Imagine Genghis Khan trying to convince his horde of umas to run from China to Europe by calling it an 8,000,000m race

>>717381127
Yeah

>>717381132
Wait, is Bakushin'a trainer the sole human decendant of the Umaverse Genghis Khan?

>>717381085
Yes

>>717381038
Admiring Teio's body at the moment

>>717381132
I think they just followed him when he tried to run away from them to escape constant hip breaking sex

>>717381035
I dunno
Personally I think gacha wars are dumb, at the end of the day every one of us is getting scammed one way or another

I still don't understand if power actually increases speed oh a horse

>>717380807
>>717381140
what if one of the uma girls has one too. what then, smart guy

>>717379118
No, but Swedish people do

>>717381290
Meant for >>717381085

>randomly got an A+ on a meme run with 3 power cards days ago
>can't get even close to replicating it
I really don't know what to do.

>>717380234
There's way too few umas to dom anything. Even in the olden times you could just shoot one with an arrow or chuck a spear at and be done with her.

>>717380953
>In umaverse the unmas were probably doing most of rapeing of people to secure more umas for the hord
Hot

>>717381034
>spark reroll
holy fuck we need this so badly.

>>717381034
Where you found your pic?

>>717380989
The fastest recorded racehorse speed is 70.8 kmh, about 44 mph.

>>717381351
I can't get close to a Condor Pasa run I did a MONTH ago with shitty legacies and support cards, it's fucking insane.

>>717381353
McQueen kills a bengal tiger in her career. I dont think early man had an easy time with the primitive umas

>>717381329
>He thinks umas are smart enough to operate weaponry

>>717381326
Power determines your acceleration.

>>717381224
this is so niggerish and not sexy at all

>>717381491
Maruzensky drives a car.

>>717381551
She shouldn't

>>717381443
>only raced like 3 times
whyd the fastest horse only race for a year?

>>717381353
Yeah but those were normal horses. these bitches probably wore armor like knights
>>717381491
Taiki Shuttle has a pistol, and Rice Shower has a dagger. Don't act like they don't know how to use weapons

>>717381418
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1934438339593290051

>>717381612
She gets carsick if she isnt in the driver seat, so she has to.

>umas went extinct in north america 11k years ago
>they were only reintroduced about 500 years ago

>>717381491
>Warrior hasn't shown up for gunnery training... again

>>717381459
Not easy but mankind has always fucked up much larger and more fierce prey. We've also been demonstrated that umas injure themselves from the tiniest things, so they can be easily be taken down by weapons. In the modern times there are over 400 times more humans than umas. Fuck around and find out.
>>717381646
I meant even earlier. Some anon was talking about neanderthals. By the medieval times they were already tamed by human cock.

>>717381651
Weird that I've been browsing these threads a lot and I saw literally ZERO mention that we were going to get auto mode soon (I'm assuming this is what "guided" means?)

>>717381639
legs exploded like tachyon's, i assume

>>717381351
you beat the game
thats it
youre free

>>717381767
Nah, Umas no diff humanity. That's why society revolves around them in the modern day. Grug lost to horse pussy

Did Alexander fuck Uma Bucephalus after conquering persia?

>>717380596
I'm F2P, I heard cygames =CyGENEROUS

>>717381780
:(

This game is blatant PROPAGANDA created by the BIG HORSE and I am FALLING FOR IT GODDAMN GIVE ME AN UMAWIFE

>>717381351
>Look into who I can beef up on my team squad
>See a B+ vodka that only has 990 spd
>Has S in mile and pace chaser, Maestro, Curvature, Speed Star, and like 6 other skills
On stats she can easily be replaced but I am not going to get that lucky in skills and in proficiencies ever again

>>717381830
Other way around. Bucephalus fucked Alexander

>>717381891
>And Alwxander wept, for there were no more distractions for Bucephalus

>yet another Maya top gun failure to reach 10,000 fans
I'm giving up on her, I'll just clear Hashin with Mcqueen or something.

>>717381767
>In the modern times there are over 400 times more humans than umas.
There's about 60 million horses, which is roughly the same amount of people living in in Italy or France.

>>717382005
"W..wait! We still have so much left to conquer! Tell her, my soldiers, we haven't even taken india or...or!"

And alexanders army looked away, unwilling to watch their brave leader get deflowered

>>717382016
You fucking suck lmao

>>717381491
They're straight up better at everything than humans.

>>717381859
I don't think they are GENEROUS to the point of being able to get 180k in half a year anon

Are there Russian umas?

>>717382016
Why haven't you changed your strategy when you failed the second time?

>>717382101
I managed to clear her once, I just have no idea how the fuck i managed to do it and i can't seem to repeat it.

>>717382056
There are only about 300,000 umas in Japan according to an anon. I assume it was stated in some of the official material. Seems like not all horses get the chance incarnate in the uma world.

>>717382146
There's international umas yes
Oguri's manga/anime focuses on them more tho

>>717377549
Just think of it as comic book time where the actual timescale doesn't matter.
From Umayon, the regular curriculum is actually middle school but that might be because that's where compulsory Japanese schooling ends and anything further isnt neccesary for a career racer that age like elves. Timeline's all wonky because they want to parallel irl race generations and retirements even though the game has to compress 50+ years worth of racing history.

>>717382146
дa

>>717382031
If Twin Turbo fixated on sex instead of going fast your pelvis would be dust in 10 minutes. She's run out of stamina the second she cums though

>>717382186
Honestly i have no idea what support cards I should even be running with her
Hell I bet I'm running something half decent but Kitasan, Vodka, Suzuka, Mcqueen, Manhattan, and Fine, but perhaps my shitty fucking luck with legacy's is the real issue?
You'd think a 6 star power spark would be enough to get her off the ground at the start but no.

>>717379873
Unless you're a saudi arabian oil baron you should be happy that you have time to save between banners and plan ahead.

Is this some kind of corporate plant advocating for screwing over consumers?

>>717382016
Just put her in several G2, G3 or even OP races?

>>717374914
I'm saving up for my marvelous daughter.

>>717382394
recent run had her failing to win debut races until year two, i wanted to vomit.

>>717381880
Would you try to get your wife to agree to put on her old school uniform from time to time?

Do umas like cowboys?

>>717382360
i don't care about poorfags, i would prefer to get to the newer story chapters and horses faster.

>>717382360
nta but aren't the catch up mechanics and incentives when a gacha gets older? I remember in Azur Lane it got easier and easier to get botegirls including limited banner ones after a year or two.

>>717382204
That's more than there is in irl, which is around 30k iirc

Wasn't there a horse stat comparison simulator? I just can't find it.

>>717382146
Likely.
>>717382079
>>717382005
>>717381706
>>717381721
The funniest and most interesting thing about Uma Musume is the historical implications.

>600 Stamina
>600 Power
>350 WIT
>still get boxed in because the computer decides to let half the unnamed racers pass you mid race

>>717382558
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHkzZqB-LuE

>>717380850
>One day, an uma began to ask its human trainer questions about the nature of its existence. Am I alive? Why am I here? What is my purpose

>>717382527
>failing to win debut races until year two

>>717381034
Auto career sounds like some soulless shit. Shan't be using that feature.

>>717382360
It's NINE FUCKING YEARS just to catch up to a then 13 year old game. Even 4 years to catch up would've been a bit slow but barely anyone playing right now will be playing this game for a whole 9 years.

>>717380775
why didn't they do another take? who thought this was good?

Uma musume don't have human ears how the FUCK do they wear glasses

>>717382527
t. Guts specialist

>>717382824
tape

>>717382142
H-How much can we get? I don't want to skip any of them...

I mean Kitasan is mandatory.

>>717382820
engrish in anime is charming, there's a reason clips of jp vtubers speaking english go viral

>>717381132
Actually what percentage of umas are descendants of Genghis Khan?

>>717382951
Yes.

mg mg

>>717382951
most breeds have mongolian ancestry

>>717382912
>>717382142
I could probably give up Tosen Jordan...will I make it if I drop her?

I really like her tho, she looks like an unashamed prostitute.

>>717383057
GLUTTONOUS BEAST

An Umamusume killed JFK

not far enough to tell for sure but....
seems like if you just pitcher her voice up enough she could be the little tsuntsun I want

We're still only getting the JP gibs btw despite Global being insanely popular they haven't given us anything special.

>>717383101
she's a big girl

>>717383103
CIA has no horse programs, what are you talking about?

I like this horse.

>>717383196
She's my favorite horse

>>717382912
>>717383087
Idk mate, I'm kinda lost like you, I also want to pull on many banners these next months but I don't know just how many carats we are getting I wish I could tell you

>>717383196
You're gonna like her even more in a week.

I'm not gonna make it bros

>>717383196
She's gifting us 1.2 MILLION moneys in a week

>>717383375
>week
you mean 2 days

>>717383409
you class 6 nigs deserve to get demoted

>>717382824
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pince-nez

>>717383481
>>717383456
>Goldshi is crashing the Cygames' bank in 2 days
Based

What genre other than racing could work for an uma musume spin off game?

>>717383576
Training Sim.

>>717383576
RTS

>>717383576
football or a fighting game

>>717383576
Brothel Management game

>>717383576
First person shooter

>>717377180
Imagine the idol shows back then....

>>717383576
MOBA

>>717383576
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/

>>717383576
Character Action spinoff starring Gold Ship

>>717383576
This but umas
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1921760/Pocket_Academy/

>>717383576
fighting game
wrestling game

>>717383576
jumping, foxhunt (not socially acceptable enough unfortunately), other equestrian sports....

>>717383576
Baseball.

>>717383576
Road Rash style uma game

>>717383576
Actual dating sim where you raise your own stats to date your favorite uma

>>717383576
Crusader kings Uma

>>717382360
Nigga u dumb

>>717383576
It would be GOTY

>>717382492
She shouldnt have breasts this big...

>>717383576
Besides the obvious dating sim and fighting games (which they'd never do), probably a more story/character focused visual novel game. Which develops more of what happens in between training and before/after their time in Tracen.

>>717383576
Vampire Survivors works for every IP, including Uma.

Post high quality jukebox chibis, I don't got none

>>717383576
Farm Sim ez.

I THOUGH THE "UMA RAPE" THING WAS JUST A MEME, BUT TAISHIN ACTUALLY RAPED ME AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>717383689
>$45

>>717383576
Palworld but its umas in the wild

>>717383576
I would buy an uma fighting game with El condor pasa as a grappler day one.

>>717383975
Another young trainer taken advantage of by an Umamusume they trusted...

>>717383918
The anime and game Main Story kinda occupies that slot as the more narrative-driven experience.

>>717383689
Reminds me of the shitty Azur Lane game no one bought because they kept it at full price forever.

>>717384000
>survival crafting streamer slop
please keep that shit away

>>717383576
Treasure hunt game starring golshi

>>717383576
A molester simulator where you're a creep groping umas without them noticing, if they notice, they kick you and you die.

Urara tries black coffee

>>717383941
What happens between Nice Nature and Marvelous Sunday every morning?

>>717384104
WRONG

>>717384157
Marvelous sends Nice Nature to the funny dance dimension

>Just had a match against "Horse Epstein"
heh

>>717384127
So you play Agnes Digital?

>>717384251
Umapstein Island...

>>717384157
Nice Nature wants to sleep in. But rushes to get ready and leave to have a moments peace away from MARVELOUS!

>>717383576
Wario Ware style micro game collection with some ecchi elements, like stealing buruma from your next door neightbor uma's drying rack without her noticing or massaging your trainee's thighs in an appropriate manner, putting sunscreen on your uma during the summer camp etc.

>>717384297
>physical contact
digitan would never

>>717384127
Reminds me of trainer-san groping Special Needs in S1

>>717384157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>717383941
Extremely cute. Kingu makes a good mum.

>>717383576
Uma fightan
Post your main

Currently sitting at 12k carats right now. If I don't roll until Tamamo Chud comes out how likely am I to get 30k before her banner?

>>717383135
hmmm comparing her to daiwa that everyone told me was THE tsun, taishin is way better...way more Louise/Nagi, what with all the insulting other umas and such. Daiwa is like a mainstream bad impression.

>>717377753
You don't need much to get to A rank if that's all you care about. For Taking at least

>>717384417
Shin Urara

>>717378029
>how were wars waged before modern weaponry, was everyone on foot
you don't need a horse if you have umas running around at 70 km/h in heavy armor thanks to their retard strength

>>717384434
I think it's doable, she's not out until Christmas or so.

>>717384417
The shining star of losers

>>717384407
Why hasn't she murdered Sunday yet?

>>717384475
Taishin is more of a delinquent while Daiwa is a bit more oujou, they're going to put a different tone.

>>717384768
She'd be suspect number three

>>717381224
I know that animation loop.
Source?

>>717384567
AIEEEE
RESCIND HER WIN
SHE'S TOO POWERFUL

>>717379007
does this include the halloween ones

>>717379220
taiki

>>717379591
What site/thing is this? Can I get a link? Total noob
thanks

>>717379220
only one of them can do this to Air Groove

>>717380532
which banner is the anniversary rate up? the january one?

Don't go look for it but there's a naked Daiwa on the front page of her tag in Pixiv.

>>717384434
When did you start rolling for cards?

I've 7.4k so far, and I stopped the day I reached pity with Kitasan which was roughly 2 days before Kitasan left. It's been what, 2 weeks now? I'm kinda sad how little I've. I need more.

At this point I'm not even bothering with Creek because Its just gonna be a waste.

Just pulled this card. Is it good?

>>717385239
https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/537125

>>717384417
Personally I main Trainer.

>>717385267
yes, the very last one in that image

>>717382643
>impressive leg strength
>somehow manages to break it again and again
doesn't look as impressive

>>717385348
No, cleat it

>>717385369
Doesn't trainer get 1 shot by any other characters attacks?

>>717380532
>Kitasan and Chud Cross AT THE SAME TIME
This is pure evil.

>>717379208
>(since male umas cant exist)
Not him but then how umas reproduce? Dont give me a meme answer.

>>717383576
yakuza 0 cabaret minigame

>>717385445
Dominant gene in girls.

bwos, what does it mean when an uma gives you this look

>>717385445
Literally human males

>>717385314
Joined when the Kitasan banner just went up. Got my single copy and threw a bit more just to get a support card stock going before chasing after Biwa. Also not gonna bother with Creek because 70% of my follows just have her at MLB.

>>717385432
He makes Umas miss 9/10 their inputs and controls their movement

>>717385485
Run, and pray Tazana is nearby

I need support cards....

>>717385445
Human Male + Human female = Human Male or Female with a low chance that it's an Uma.
Human Male + Uma = Human Male or Uma

>>717385445
Unironically sex with human men. We've seen a handful of their dads and they were just humans.

>>717379906
nah I'm pretty sure that Curren Chan is even hornier, she isn't even subtle with her flirting, Mayano still acts like a kid most of the timr

>>717385445
Human men. Also Umas are sometimes born to two completely human partners

>>717385594
You did not have to post this

>>717385532
I see. I already have Creek but I wanted to MLB, the farming is taking way longer than expected tho.

>>717378952
Pathetic.

I hope I did this right...

Big horse tiddies

>>717385681
Well done

>>717385731
that's a big head

>>717385681
MARVELOUS

>>717384000
Checked

Where do you guys see the banner timeline?

I LOST HOPEFUL STAKES AGAIN

WHY

>>717386018
right here *unzips dick*

If you know, you know.

>>717386018
honse.moe/timeline

When is the next trainer booster giveaway?

>>717386060
It's greedy for human women to monopolize trainers. Trainers are for umas only.

Move, you fucking trifling piece of faggotry.

Mouthful Steaks

>>717385638
women in this universe must be bitter as fuck about Umas courting men. How could a human female even compete with the otherworldly beauty and strength of an umamusume?

>>717386129
>human

>>717385445
unironically human men and umas

>>717386036
If you're doing a race that isn't forced on you, it doesn't give you as big of a handicap. In other words, if the next mission race you need only 200 stamina and power to pass, the non mission ones remove the handicap. And probably need 250 or even 300. You have to factor in what G rating it is.

>>717386162
do real horse exist in uma world ? and do they eat them ?

>>717386162
Spe is a fake glutton, she's just a poser, she doesn't even get a proper swollen belly
she isn't even a proper country bumpkin, she'll never be Ogurin

>>717386162
I remember the first time I put a knob of butter on a steak. It was like discovering steaks for a second time.

>>717386163
Imagine in pre history, tribal Umas slaughtering the women of human tribes and taking the men

>>717381880
Wife Shower

>>717386248
sed -i -e 's/horse/uma/g' Umaverse.earth

>>717386248
no they're all umamusume, every single horse is replaced by a horse girl in that world

>>717377852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>717386163
Thank god they don't have the same problem as real world.

>Oguri white knighting
Yikes! SpeCHADS would never

>>717386248
nope. all the horses are women. all of them.

>>717386410
Spechuds

>>717384876
tつめきり

>>717380105
My daughterwife is so strong!

>>717377369
Arent' horse and rider generally combined in Uma Musume?

>>717386162
Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier

>+90 Speed
>15% fail chance
>"easy!"
>[failure]
I made bigger glambes before and won, cursed run.

What doess /v/ - Videogames chooses in this situation?

You can only choose one path to take.

>>717386356
>>717386427
Cygame really thought of everything.
can't wait for a uma musume to visit a museum one day

I like this horse

>>717386171
it do be like that

When does the Kitasan rerun happen?

>>717374410 (OP)
Saving for this horse only because I have size fetish

who makes good uma art

>>717386520
You don't need more Stamina past 550. Unless you're trying to make a PVP horse.

>>717386615
December second, same day Tomamo Cross banner begins.

Someone that isn't retarded please reply to me with a REAL advice
>>717386520
Is 1 rainbow better than 4 normal supports?

>>717386520
Stamina will orange creek

>random side event happens
>this gigantess appears
Please tell me she's playable someday.

>>717385445
"She looks like she fucks human men" except taken completely straight

>>717375224
>western jockey do bone surgery to save kg
>meanwhile in japan

>>717386098
>SC banner in two days
>Only need 4k more carats to spark
CYGAMES GIVE ME MORE GIBS PLEASE

>>717386391
Bring back Grid Girls

>>717379554
Yes

>>717386758
She is! Coming to you this October! Best girl confirmed.

>>717386793
Oh, so that's where they get the femur chunks to put into loser's leg extension surgeries

>>717386758
SHE'S A BRICK
HOUSE

Even the most worthless Uma in existence completely mogs the best woman. How can bioholes even compete

>>717375421
>she is less than B cup

>>717386821
Has someone made a graph or list that shows when every banner is coming, based on the Japanese dates? I need to know when Doto and Marvelous are coming.

>>717386737
It didn't but I got her to orange after the first summer ended, thanks. Surely this run will make the ultimate Goldshi

>>717386909
Imagine your daughter getting beaten up by Haru Urara cause they tried to bully the weakest Uma they can find

>>717387037
look at those fat fucking tits

>>717375421
I don't roll for umas

>>717386909
>stronger than humans could ever hope to be
>naturally beautiful without even trying
>filled with ambition and a competitive spirit
>form unbreakable bonds with fellow umamusume and human trainers alike
Human females would have gone extinct long ago in this universe.

>>717386714
>stamina training gives +47 overall stats
>speed gives +42 overall
this is basic addition nigga

>>717386098
>No FM support banner in sight
but... why?

>>717386036
It's hopeless

>>717387059
>daughter tried to bully Urara
I now understand islamic honour killings

>>717386835
I hope she lets it all hang out.

My empress easily wins it again.

>>717387098
they have the best traits of horses along with feminine beauty.

>>717386496
Just knock her up and she will.

MLB Amazon is fucking nuts for an SR.

>>717387590
Give me a good gold skill or get out

>>717383576
CROSS COUNTRY ENDURANCE RACING

>>717387234
This was the easiest race so far. Bakushin smoked her by several lengths and King Halo won pretty handily as well.

>>717387269
Paizuri.

>>717387640
Yare yare daze.

>>717387590
what is that she's doing with her hand

WHAT
>captcha: VGNAP

>>717387590
Why do so many Umas make this gesture?

>>717387037
https://honse.moe/timeline

>>717387746
she's eating an invisible carrot

If you don't want to cum deep inside your Umas after every career, you have failed as a trainer

>>717387767
her throat is first-rate, as to be expected

>>717387767
HOL UP

>Nikkei Sho
>Gold Ship
>Wins all the long races so far with ease
>Race starts
>Box of Late Surgers
>Movement/Sight skills go off
>High Wit
>Its fine
>She goes in that box like a cat
>Its a Long
>Its a G2
>Its fine
>Goldship will leave the box
>Gold ship doesn't leave the box
>12 place

HOLY SHIT

>>717387814
Thank you. Looks like I have to save until September.

why is satono diamond so sexual

>>717388123
>12 place
12 billion

playable happi miku when

where can i fap to umas at

>>717388241
Inferiority complex. Also, like all Uma Musume, she was literally designed to appeal to human men.

>>717388241
Wife Bakushin is so rare...

>>717388483
Your room is probably the best choice.

>>717388243
feminine ojou genes and repressed upbringing

Inconsistent ass horse aaaaa

>>717388783
>F+ Wit

>>717388783
>witlet
LMAO

>>717388842
I'm going to bakushin right in her bakushin

>>717388783
Poor girl can't even get a GED

>>717388897
>>717388834
She got angry at me when i tried to make her study

>>717388951
If she doesn't wanna train, make her race, or do recreation.

>>717388783
Explain her consistency then.

>>717387472
where did all that stamina come from, sparks?