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Anonymous No.717378442 >>717379246 >>717380169 >>717380237 >>717380341 >>717382927 >>717383340 >>717390530 >>717390789 >>717393845 >>717394167 >>717407432 >>717408651 >>717417297 >>717420212 >>717420961 >>717422773 >>717425251 >>717434604
Bandicoot POWER!
Anonymous No.717378521 >>717378789 >>717409470 >>717415463
Oh nice, a Bandicoot thread that's probably going to get deleted almost ASAP
Anonymous No.717378562 >>717412182
Coco's cocos
Anonymous No.717378789 >>717378851 >>717378890 >>717380768 >>717389563 >>717395721 >>717397536
>>717378521
Is it really so hard for OP to just not make the OP Coco?
Anonymous No.717378851 >>717379734 >>717389842
>>717378789
No, unfortunately coomer is going to coom
Anonymous No.717378890 >>717393845
>>717378789
yes because she lives rent free in my head
Anonymous No.717379172
Coco's ovaries
Anonymous No.717379246 >>717379364
>>717378442 (OP)
She looks like she fucks her brother
Anonymous No.717379313
Anonymous No.717379364
>>717379246
>nobody gets to fuck my brother except me
Anonymous No.717379397
Anonymous No.717379634 >>717380427 >>717380447 >>717380597 >>717386529
Nigga you know why I'm here
Anonymous No.717379734 >>717380013 >>717425097
>>717378851
what a thoroughly unappealing bodytype.
Anonymous No.717380013 >>717387523 >>717389842
>>717379734
I'm glad you chose to come out of the closet, anon.
Anonymous No.717380169 >>717380237
>>717378442 (OP)
*Bootycootie POWER!
Anonymous No.717380237 >>717400630
>>717378442 (OP)
>>717380169
Anonymous No.717380320
>717380237
what the fug....
Anonymous No.717380341
>>717378442 (OP)
COCO NO! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
Anonymous No.717380427 >>717380597 >>717403283
>>717379634
Ami and Megumi are best coots.
Anonymous No.717380447
>>717379634
How to get Japanese bandicoot wife?
Anonymous No.717380480
>717380237
delet that
Anonymous No.717380597 >>717380646 >>717380703
>>717379634
>>717380427
>uglified girl power shit
let them be grid girls
Anonymous No.717380646 >>717380780
>>717380597
The modernized models are fine, anon.
Anonymous No.717380703
>>717380597
eyes too big
Anonymous No.717380768
>>717378789
It's the star fox problem
>fox in the OP: 16 replies, page 10.
>krystal in the OP: 350 replies, page 1 until /trash/ed.
Anonymous No.717380780 >>717380831 >>717381417
>>717380646
it's based in woke misandry, they weren't allowed to be grid girls or attractive so they were made into ugly racers
Anonymous No.717380789
I miss you
Anonymous No.717380831
>>717380780
>unattractive
No they're not
Anonymous No.717381048 >>717419325
I have had a crush on Coco since I first played Orient Express over 27 years ago.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.717381130
>Politics tranny thinks these designs are unattractive
Anonymous No.717381417 >>717381615 >>717387956
>>717380780
Holy shit that post gave me secondhand aids it was so homosexual
Anonymous No.717381592 >>717387956 >>717388134
Ami
Anonymous No.717381615 >>717385332 >>717387956
>>717381417
Likewise
Anonymous No.717382752 >>717382797 >>717382853 >>717383165 >>717386679 >>717399650 >>717399717 >>717424883
After almost 20 years I'm finally free from this game.
Anonymous No.717382797 >>717382862 >>717382996 >>717386003
>>717382752
100%-ism is a mental illness
Anonymous No.717382853
>>717382752
Now time to play the next game :)
Anonymous No.717382862
>>717382797
Crash games are made for it, though.
Anonymous No.717382927 >>717383189
>>717378442 (OP)
gumdrops draws good bandicoots, but he's a brown schizo who worships sam hyde.
Anonymous No.717382996
>>717382797
good thing that's 200%
Anonymous No.717383165
>>717382752
To this day this is the only Crash game I never got full percentage on. It's just way too sadistic.
Anonymous No.717383189 >>717385563 >>717386071
>>717382927
Sam Hyde and Nick Fuentes. Classic case of artistic talent ruined by political brainrot.
Anonymous No.717383340 >>717408726
>>717378442 (OP)
This bitch farts. I've seen it.
Anonymous No.717383765
Hey big bro
Anonymous No.717385332
>>717381615
sniff
Anonymous No.717385539 >>717387956 >>717388927
Raid the Beenox vault.
Anonymous No.717385563 >>717388295 >>717433581
>>717383189
I just find it funny since he's a pol strawman stereotype.
>Thinks he's doing "higher art" compared to other nsfw artists
>Has openly stated on stream he isn't white, but worships sam hyde and blatant extremists like nick as you mentioned.
>Just has a weird ego about himself and his art, took him forever to start posting his art publicly because "he has to get it perfect" and the "higher art" reason stated before.
I could go on, but while I will watch his streams for the art I mute him because he's insufferable.
Anonymous No.717386003 >>717386251 >>717386572 >>717387528 >>717417286
>>717382797
I never got the complaints about 4's "100%" being unfun, as if 100%ing the previous games wasn't a monumental pain in the ass.
Anonymous No.717386071
>>717383189
The rare artistically talented chud
Anonymous No.717386251
>>717386003
>as if 100%ing the previous games wasn't a monumental pain in the ass.
It really, really wasn't.
The only one that gets to Crash 4 tiers of ass-pain is Crash Bash. The rest are not even close.
Anonymous No.717386529
>>717379634
mating press
Anonymous No.717386572
>>717386003
Skins in Crash 4 were stealth microtransactions. The Grind was intentional to get people to spend money per Activision brand greed. This isn't an opinion. We cause them redhanded when the Battlenet release got cracked and revealed paid skin unlocks.

By all means, if you play Crash 4, you can ignore its completion requirements. None of it is real.
Anonymous No.717386679 >>717409446
>>717382752
Never even played it. It just looks so fucking boring. And knowing what you have to do to get 200% makes me never wanted to touch it at all. I've seen streamers go insane from playing the same minigames for hours, trying to win three times in a row. I honestly admire anyone who had the patience to go through with it.
Anonymous No.717387494 >>717387964 >>717394570 >>717418716
Tawna sex
Anonymous No.717387523 >>717388927
>>717380013
Why'd you make her so black?
Could've at least made her look latina.
Anonymous No.717387528 >>717387578
>>717386003
The other games didn't have boxes hidden offscreen, multiple times per level, for most of the levels. It's a war of attrition checking every corner every time, and still missing something because a box was floating high offscreen somewhere.
Anonymous No.717387578 >>717387750
>>717387528
HAHAH. You fell for the "Crash 4" marketing. Did you learn nothing from Wrath of Cortex??????
Anonymous No.717387750 >>717387850
>>717387578
Nope. And not from twinsanity or the mutant games. I just wanted to believe that Crash wasn't cursed...
Anonymous No.717387850
>>717387750
Let the ship sink captain. It's a lost cause.
Anonymous No.717387890 >>717387956 >>717388406
For me it's Liz
Anonymous No.717387956 >>717388927
>>717381417
>>717381592
>>717381615
>>717387890
faggots >>717385539
Anonymous No.717387964
>>717387494
heat seeking moisture missile
Anonymous No.717388134 >>717392931
>>717381592
She looks like a troon
Anonymous No.717388295 >>717390241
>>717385563
Why does he use a voice changer to sound like a little girl. I thought it was a tranny.
Anonymous No.717388406
>>717387890
hell yeah
Anonymous No.717388927
>>717387523
>"You"
I didn't draw that
>>717385539
>>717387956
Don't care, kys /pol/nigger
Anonymous No.717389038 >>717389138 >>717389140 >>717389247
>Coco thread
>trannies start crying about political people

You can't make this shit up.
Anonymous No.717389124 >>717397859 >>717398241
Anonymous No.717389138
>>717389038
Its either that or jannies deleting the thread because someone takes it too far
Anonymous No.717389140
>>717389038
>cute girl makes trannies seethe
It's no surprise really
Anonymous No.717389247 >>717389481
>>717389038
Anon, if its not trannies complaining about political people its political people complaining about trannies. Welcome to /v/, /pol2/
Anonymous No.717389481
>>717389247
The political people are the trannies. They behave one in the same
Anonymous No.717389563
>>717378789
They did ?
Anonymous No.717389704 >>717389816
Lets say Activision sells Crash, to whom would be the most suitable candidate to take up the mantle as his new devs?
Anonymous No.717389816 >>717394091
>>717389704
Nobody.

Just give me PC ports of Crash 1, 2, 3, Wrath, and Twinsanity. Nightdive can do that easy.
Anonymous No.717389842 >>717393897
>>717378851
>>717380013
Anonymous No.717390241 >>717398951 >>717413835
>>717388295
idk dude, recently I think he's using his real voice. He really is just some weirdo schizo. Just look at his art and don't bother with him personally is my pov on him.
Anonymous No.717390530 >>717390608 >>717390726 >>717390730 >>717391120 >>717391702 >>717410336
>>717378442 (OP)
Would you guys keep this stuff on /fur/ if it existed? I know /trash/ sucks. I just want to talk about these games without hornyposters derailing it. I haven't been able to talk about Sly Cooper or Ratchet and Clank without the thread turning into a mess of people more concerned with how much they want to fuck the characters.
Anonymous No.717390608 >>717391134
>>717390530
Blame Crash 4. It ruined everything.
Anonymous No.717390726
>>717390530
They unfortunately go hand in hand most of the time
Anonymous No.717390730 >>717391134
>>717390530
Could you present the question in less of a bad faith manner ?
Anonymous No.717390789
>>717378442 (OP)
Made to be groomed by dyke Tawna
Anonymous No.717391120 >>717391298
>>717390530
There seems to be a ratchet and clank thread up right now that is discussing gameplay. Why don't you go and participate in it if this matters so much to you.
Anonymous No.717391134 >>717391350 >>717391605 >>717410426
>>717390608
Even other games? You can't even talk about Spyro, even though there's probably a whole new game in the pipeline right now. There isn't even any speculation going on. It's all just Elora's deer tits and Spyro's donut ass and knotted cock. I'm no puritan myself, I'd like /fur/ to exist just as much as anyone could, but I wish it were possible to have normal discussions about these things too. Even /co/ has the same problem with Looney Tunes and the like. /aco/ helped with that in most of the other regards. /fur/ would do the rest of the work for /co/ and also make /v/ a lot more usable.

>>717390730
It wasn't in bad faith at all. I was just asking if furposters would actually use a /fur/ board if it existed, because it's becoming really disruptive. I would use it, for example. And it would free up /trash/ for better uses, too. There's no real downside, except that outsider furries would try to barge in, but I feel like they'd bounce off eventually. And Yiff in Hell posters getting pissy for the first few weeks, that too. But /lgbt/ ended up surviving, and that's even more contentious, so I don't think it's unreasonable that /fur/ could too.
Anonymous No.717391298
>>717391120
That's still early going, and someone's already Rivetposting. I hope it stays on track, and I'll definitely be posting there, trying to keep it on topic.
Anonymous No.717391350 >>717391657
>>717391134
>it is becoming disruptive
The thing is. Its not. You are pretending to be empathetic to hide your true intentions, especially since you have asked this exact same question before. There are multiple gooner threads based on female characters that get created every day. Whether they end up including real discussion is a dice roll but it is not exclusive to furry characters. I can't really engage with the rest of your argument because its built on a shaky unfair premise.
Anonymous No.717391605
>>717391134
Posting porn on V is based though.
Anonymous No.717391657
>>717391350
I want that stuff to go away in favor of real discussions, too. This didn't used to be so bad. Ten years ago, you'd have one or two threads of hornyposters in specifically declared vidya girls or vidya husbando threads, and the furry posters would have their threads deleted outright, even if there wasn't actually porn in them, just because it was automatically assumed to be bait to start a flame war.
If they're not going to police the content enough, at least adding /fur/ and /av/ or something would probably go a long way towards serving that demand.
Anonymous No.717391702 >>717391842
>>717390530
You are such a disingenuous faggot
Anonymous No.717391842 >>717392212 >>717393332
>>717391702
I'm absolutely serious. I would use /fur/ too. The threads I post in on /trash/ keep getting fucked over by spammers and trolls. A board with actual rules would be nice. And if it made the other boards better, I'd be happy with that. I want to keep that stuff separate. I want to respect other people's preferences and not load a blue board up with my niche fetishes, because I like to have normal conversations sometimes, too.
Anonymous No.717392212 >>717392549 >>717393332
>>717391842
As I said, due to the status of all of these "funny animal" game series not being in the best shape. There's not a lot to talk about in a general way beyond nostalgia backtracking and bitching about how poorly the series are being handled.
The series within themselves don't have serious discussion because there's nothing to really talk about.
Anonymous No.717392549 >>717392959 >>717393332 >>717393580
>>717392212
New people can always be introduced to them, There are even a few I've convinced to play the Sly games for the first time, one of whom was in the last few days. And it's because they don't get talked about much that there's room to revisit the stories and discuss them. Most of us have developed totally new perspectives on them over the last decade. And there's also always room to speculate on future entries (or reboots.) Or even just alternate paths the story could have taken.

Or glitches and fun facts. I love threads about those. There was a thread going into full, autistic detail about the fake license plates in Yakuza 8 a while back, for example. You can make a good thread about anything.
Anonymous No.717392931
>>717388134
Yeah, I bet you see them everywhere, huh.
Anonymous No.717392959
>>717392549
Considering how long these series have lasted and how old they are, all of that stuff has been talked to death at this point.
The cool thing about anonymous imageboards too is that you, can in fact, start your own thread and make your own discussions instead of just relying on other people to do it for you.

There's also /vr/, which may be more suited for what you are looking for, PS1 is a retro console after all.

I am very sympathetic to your plight, however the problem is /v/ isn't really the best board within itself for functional discussion topics due to endless raids and politics screeching.
Anonymous No.717393332 >>717393469
>>717392549
>>717392212
>>717391842
You've spent more time here pushing a narrative than actually contributing to the topic.
Anonymous No.717393469 >>717393935
>>717393332
Fuck you, retard. I've been contributing to the thread since it started earlier today. Literally the second fucking post is me.
How dare I try to debate with another anon about site culture and actually have a meaningful discussion..
Anonymous No.717393580 >>717394003
>>717392549
The only thing β€œnew” people are interested in is shitposting and concern trolling. Thats what you’re doing now.
Anonymous No.717393845
>>717378442 (OP)
Bandicoot cooch
>>717378890
Same
Anonymous No.717393897
>>717389842
>Shortstacks are fat now
Anonymous No.717393935 >>717394078
>>717393469
Debating with somebody who is arguing deliberately in bad faith. Speaking eloquently doesn't hide that.
Anonymous No.717394003
>>717393580
I'm not concern trolling. I want /fur/ to exist because I feel like its presence would improve the rest of the website overall. Partially because I'd use it, too. There's no way to actually make the case for it directly to the people who operate the website anymore, so discussing the concept where it's relevant is the only way to make any progress in regards to such a thing. If these threads were so prolific fifteen years ago, they would have either cracked down or made a containment board already. I realize they don't really have the budget anymore, but I feel like /fur/ would be more likely to support at least its own portion of the costs. People would want to advertise their commissions and paysites there, I'm sure.
Anonymous No.717394078 >>717394360
>>717393935
I don't see the "bad faith" like you do, personally. But fair enough. I've basically said all I needed to say at the guy anyway.
I will post more bandicutes now
Anonymous No.717394091 >>717399746
>>717389816
What's wrong with the N. Sane trilogy?
Anonymous No.717394167
>>717378442 (OP)
more like bandicooter
Anonymous No.717394337 >>717394391
I should draw Coco, and Crash. Haven't drawn them since I was a boy.
Anonymous No.717394360 >>717394770
>>717394078
The entire point of this dude's original argument is that furry is disruptive and inherently degenerate. This is a false premise and just objectively not true. /v/ is full of threads that don't discuss video games. People posting loli and other political garbage; like 10 minutes ago there was a thread of somebody posting a naked fat guy with his full cock out.
A /furry/ board would be cool, but not presented for the reasons in this thread.
Anonymous No.717394391
>>717394337
Draw Coco and Tawna
Anonymous No.717394570
>>717387494
>pucker up crash
Anonymous No.717394770
>>717394360
I never said that. It would be perfectly fine to actually talk about furry games, even furry VNs, here. But talking about sexualized fan art instead of the actual games is an entirely different topic. It's not because of any moral judgement, it's because you're multiple degrees removed from the actual subject. It's just like all the other threads that don't actually talk about a game in favor of hornyposting about the characters.
Anonymous No.717395721 >>717397760
>>717378789
Even when the OP posts an image of something like CTR the threads still get trashed
Anonymous No.717397536 >>717397863
>>717378789
Why shouldn't she be the OP?
Anonymous No.717397760
>>717395721
It hasn't happened so far, even though the thread started out off topic and stayed there. That said, I'm still fucking mad CTR Nitro Fueled didn't get ported to PC, and it didn't have a longer product lifespan with all new tracks and shit. It's 90% as good as CTR was in the first place. And all the extra characters and total decoupling of characters and karts from their stats was a great idea.
Anonymous No.717397859
>>717389124
Nice
Anonymous No.717397863
>>717397536
nice redesign
Anonymous No.717397881 >>717398514
Woah, hey guys it's me Crash, your large marsupial friend!
Please stop jerking off to my little sister, woah!
Anonymous No.717398241
>>717389124
featureless sexo or was this edited
Anonymous No.717398514 >>717398550
>>717397881
I'm more likely to jerk off to your ex-girlfriend, Crash
Anonymous No.717398550 >>717398612
>>717398514
Woah, that's fine, she's a whore. Woah!
Anonymous No.717398612
>>717398550
>She's a whore
true and based
Anonymous No.717398951
>>717390241
Imagine actually listening-in to what a furryartist-streamer has to say, lmao.
Anonymous No.717399304 >>717400241 >>717403453
I played and beat CTR for the first time this summer
Liked how hard and drift autistic it was
Now mario kart is ruined for me forever
Thanks crash
Anonymous No.717399427 >>717399497
Post the cute panda girl
Anonymous No.717399497 >>717399749 >>717405740
>>717399427
I'm going to post the Possum Hick instead
Anonymous No.717399559
The day they changed the n.sane trilogy artstyle for Crash 4 is the day it was all over.
Anonymous No.717399650
>>717382752
Rhere were some absolutely horrific bonus challenges in this game.
Anonymous No.717399717 >>717399807
>>717382752
Prisoners should get reduced sentences for beating crash games like this
But they'd likely be in prison longer just by playing
Anonymous No.717399746
>>717394091
Physics are completely fucked.
Anonymous No.717399749
>>717399497
:(
Anonymous No.717399807 >>717400132 >>717400531 >>717400829
>>717399717
>Light sentences get lego games
>Medium gets banjo kazooie or something
>Heavy gets Crash Bash
>Death gets Just Cause 2
Anonymous No.717400132
>>717399807
That luigi fella probably has to 100% simcity 2000 for freedom
Anonymous No.717400241 >>717400661 >>717400680 >>717400727 >>717401103 >>717403453
>>717399304
lol
why hasn't anyone even matched CTR in the kart racing genre yet? it's not like it's even that complex
Anonymous No.717400531 >>717400632 >>717400656
>>717399807
>just cause 2
how much worse than 3 is it?
Anonymous No.717400630
>>717380237
I love this sequence. Pictaur is great for ridiculous hyper stuff.
Anonymous No.717400632
>>717400531
best in the series
not sure about 100%
it's mostly about blowing stuff up, I assume that means blowing up every single last little red barrel on the map, which, if you missed any good luck combing the 500 square km map for the last one?
Anonymous No.717400656 >>717400821
>>717400531
Literally impossible to complete, since the game says there's an extra water tower.
Also there's a bunch of unmarked armor collectables on the map.
Anonymous No.717400661 >>717401006
>>717400241
Because Mario kart is more popular so everyone tries to imitate that type of gameplay, closest thing you will get is the korean kart racer game (Kart rider iirc)
Anonymous No.717400680 >>717401006
>>717400241
Because outside of MK nobody wants to try. And MK markets itself with a low skill ceiling.
Anonymous No.717400727 >>717400886
>>717400241
I like CTR a lot but its such a hill to climb if you just wanna have fun
Fun as in not white knuckling every degree the course has
Anonymous No.717400821
>>717400656
>Also there's a bunch of unmarked armor collectables on the map.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.717400829
>>717399807
100%ing Pokemon gets more impossible the more the games come out
There's plenty pokemon locked behind decades old events or can't transfer easily
Anonymous No.717400886
>>717400727
you only really need to do that for the time trials and some of the boss races
or against online sweatlords
I don't remember ever really tryharding that game back in the day until I tried to unlock n. trophy
Anonymous No.717401006
>>717400661
>>717400680
even little things like the warp ball knocking out every racer along the way and not just being a "fuck you #1 you and only you go in the back now" like the red shell is, small changes to the formula that make it more fair, skilled and fun
Anonymous No.717401103 >>717401181
>>717400241
Transformed was a 9/10 though.
Anonymous No.717401181
>>717401103
more like a 7, it was okay, but the boosting was too basic and the transforming gimmick didn't really add much. it was good, but the gulf between CTR and the next runner up is vast
even nitro kart fucked it up somehow
Anonymous No.717401374 >>717401438 >>717403990
>polite video game discussion
AAAAA PORN NOW
Anonymous No.717401410
Papu Sisters ww@?
Anonymous No.717401438
>>717401374
NICE
Anonymous No.717401490
>still no ctr pc port
Anonymous No.717401613 >>717401716
I want her spine
Anonymous No.717401716 >>717401893
>>717401613
Jfc
If you're going to post lewds you might as well not get banned for pure slop
Anonymous No.717401893 >>717401975
>>717401716
I admire you fighting the good fight but that pic is not ai
Anonymous No.717401975 >>717402035
>>717401893
I meant slop as in bad art not slop as in AI
Anonymous No.717402035 >>717416852
>>717401975
oufh im sorry
Anonymous No.717403283 >>717403828
>>717380427
kempfer may be gone but at least AI can carry his artstyle
but it's still not the same
Anonymous No.717403453 >>717403746 >>717403884
>>717399304
>>717400241
How do you do the boost saving stuff. Like how do you boost constantly? I beat the whole game recently too and have no clue how to do it with like the "reserves" or whatever people talk about. Could someone explain how to do it and what it is like I'm a 5 year old?
Anonymous No.717403746 >>717408741
>>717403453
I can't tell you
My fingers know it
But I don't
Do you get it?
I can't help you im sorry
Anonymous No.717403828 >>717410309
>>717403283
What happened to him anyway? Was it another SDT situation, or did the pressure just get to him and he gave it up?
Anonymous No.717403884 >>717403974 >>717404943 >>717408741
>>717403453
When you pull off a drift you get a short boost of speed. Going over a boost panel is faster than the boost from drifting. However, when you go over a boost panel out of a drift you actually keep the speed of the boost panel for a longer period. That's reserves. Whenever you're airborne or successfully drifting (perfect drifts add to your reserves so you have time after you stop drifting to start another drift) you store some boost time that maintains you at whatever highest speed you're capable of. If you've got no boost panels then its just the regular drift boost and the exhaust flames will be low. If you've gone over a regular boost panel the flames will be high and orange and if you've gone over a boost panel of greater speed the flames will be blue. Using sets of drifts to extend the amount of time you're boosting for is mandator for beating basically Velo or Developer time trial and a few oxide ones.
Something to note, technically every single boost panel could have its own unique top speed so there are a handful of tracks where you could have blue flame but there is a faster blue fire pad on the track you should pick up.
Anonymous No.717403974 >>717404786 >>717404943
>>717403884
That's needlessly convoluted and esoteric. Maybe the term Sacred Fire isn't so arbitrary after all.
Anonymous No.717403990
>>717401374
AWOOOOOOOOGA
Anonymous No.717404786
>>717403974
Not really
You inherit the highest possible speed and being airborne or perfect drifting give you that speed for longer
That's about it. The trick is that you fucking fly with blue fire so getting drifts with it is hard as fuck.
Anonymous No.717404943 >>717405268
>>717403884
>>717403974
This is why mario kart is allowed to be $80
Anonymous No.717405268
>>717404943
No, mario kart is $80 because nintendo has a captive audience in basedboys who will buy literally any absolute shit they put out and routinely get too high off their own farts thinking they can squeeze that audience as much as possible and still lose nobody else.
Like blizzard but for a whole console.
Anonymous No.717405740
>>717399497
I liked her gimmick
Anonymous No.717407432
>>717378442 (OP)
Anonymous No.717407785 >>717420548
Nut in Nina.
Anonymous No.717408651
>>717378442 (OP)
Anonymous No.717408726
>>717383340
wearing jean fabric? yjk it's the sexiest sound
Anonymous No.717408741 >>717409834
>>717403746
I do understand what you mean and honestly that is helpful
>>717403884
Thank you anon. I think I understand. So how long does it take to get good at doing that? Any tips on learning to do it well?
Anonymous No.717409231 >>717409409 >>717409469
>Wasn't a gender inverted Crash and Coco in the game where alternative universes was the whole deal
Missed opportunity
Anonymous No.717409409
>>717409231
multiverses suck
gender swaps suck
you suck
Anonymous No.717409446
>>717386679
It's a fun game, but 100% is pain
Anonymous No.717409469
>>717409231
multiverses rule
gender swaps rule
you rule
Anonymous No.717409470 >>717420435
>>717378521
apologize to the mods NOW!
Anonymous No.717409834 >>717409876
>>717408741
>So how long does it take to get good at doing that?
To just git gud enough for n. tropy? Easily, you barely need the mechanic to do it. N. Oxide? You'll need to keep your speed for at least the easy parts. Velo you'll need to keep it for most of the race and start doing the harder shortcuts. Dev ghosts you pretty much have to play perfectly and even then you might only win by a few hundreths of a second.
For doing it well 3 is the magic number for perfect drifts, gives you enough reserve to course correct for a second and start another drift while being short enough that you probably won't run into any walls. When you're boosting you don't need to hold down acceleration, you will continue going forward just because of the boost. There will be tech which requires not only letting go but holding break while boosting to do ultra tight turns.
Anonymous No.717409876 >>717410032
>>717409834
>tech
*cheating
Anonymous No.717410032
>>717409876
Tech
git gud turbo track is easy
Anonymous No.717410309
>>717403828
who knows, it could be anything, the guy just stopped posting
Anonymous No.717410336 >>717410576
>>717390530
Asides from the fact that you completely missed the posts that are talking about the games in this thread. The games and gameplay has been discussed to death at this point. None of these franchises have had a new entry in years, there's really nothing left to talk about except hornypost and nostalgia.
Anonymous No.717410426 >>717410702
>>717391134
>And it would free up /trash/ for better uses, too.
Imagine missing the whole point of /trash/ while expecting people to take you seriously.
Anonymous No.717410576
>>717410336
this, why is this so hard to understand
you can't keep pulling topics out of your ass
should we just stop talking about any IP that hasn't had a game in a years?
Anonymous No.717410702 >>717411024 >>717411307
>>717410426
The point of /trash/ is to take up threads of high quality discussion that drift off topic. It shouldn't have an entire ecosystem of native threads that have to fight fetish spammers, trolls and the authentically mentally ill, and cohabitate with parasocial cringe threads and ten different flavors of raceplay threads. Half the shit on there could just as easily belong on another board with no modification to the threads' content.
Anonymous No.717411024
>>717410702
Any off topic thread that actually has high quality discussion gets move to the appropriate board. /trash/ exists as a dumping ground for threads that devolve into furry porn that happen to cater to that mods tastes/fetishes, anything that doesn't just gets nuked.

You'd know this if you weren't a newfag.
Anonymous No.717411307
>>717410702
You're 100% right. Blame the mods for that. They're then ones that keep sending threads there for no reason.
Anonymous No.717412182
>>717378562
I want to Coco coco in her coco
Anonymous No.717412932
Panda cunny
Anonymous No.717413835
>>717390241
99% of artists are infected with /leftypol/ brainrot, surely you can tolerate the 1% that are infected with /pol/ brainrot
Anonymous No.717415463 >>717417949
>>717378521
*moved to /trash/
Anonymous No.717416852
>>717402035
Breed.
Anonymous No.717417286 >>717420513
>>717386003
All the previous games had a couple stages that were pretty hard or tricky, every single stage in crash 4 has hidden boxes and nearly all of them has a rail segment that makes it impossible to go back if you miss anything

Sure, you can look up on the internet how to find those boxes, but just the fact that you have to look up or replay the stage t times before you get every box already makes it worse than all the other crashes, and thats just the box part, there are still hidden gems, inverted stage, and relics, relics are specially agregious because they were built with speedrun autism in mind where you have to be mashing spin AND do precise jumps, in levels that last forever and have tons of boxes, i seriously dont understand people who defend this shit, its such an obnoxious design choice, i wonder how it made past playtesting, they probably didnt bother amything besides clearing the stage normally, which is how you will enjoy this game better
Anonymous No.717417297
>>717378442 (OP)
I haven't thought about that in a good while.
Anonymous No.717417949
>>717415463
These threads get moved when it becomes obvious its just one faggot posting, self-posting, and bumping the thread. This would work better in /vg/ (hence why Skullgirls general is still around) but I think this is the same loser who is terrified whenever anyone posts the "Alt-Tawna: I killed the Franchise!? Really!?".

Cause it ain't about the Crash Bandicoot IP. Just some sad 4fag who can't get over how 4 is the worst game in the series.
Anonymous No.717418002
coco bandicoots jimmy neutron moans
Anonymous No.717418187
>no crash retold
The absolute state…
Anonymous No.717418716
>>717387494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3uHuWQrpMQ
Anonymous No.717419091
I love rule 34 so much. I love cooking. Video games aren't as fun as cooming to bandicoot sluts
Anonymous No.717419325 >>717429732
>>717381048
>you have become an old balding fat man while coco have stayed the same
Anonymous No.717419361 >>717419435 >>717424159
Sex with bandicoot babes. Video games? I just want porn.
Anonymous No.717419435
>>717419361
i thought that said bandicoot babies
Anonymous No.717419451 >>717419557
Fill bandicoot women with kaboom until they blow (non lethally)
Anonymous No.717419557 >>717419687
>>717419451
Kaboom bandicoot whores until they kaboom LETHALLY.
Anonymous No.717419687 >>717419867
>>717419557
No! Bandicoot women should be free to explode as many times as they want, like horny bandinukes.
Anonymous No.717419867
>>717419687
Kill all women. With sex.
Anonymous No.717420089
they have sex with human men by the way
Anonymous No.717420212 >>717420449
>>717378442 (OP)
Sony's biggest blunder is not securing the rights to this series back in the day.
Anonymous No.717420364
coco's giant, just giant coco, no cocos, giantess coco and a whole lot of wumpa fruit.
woah
Anonymous No.717420435
>>717409470
Now this I like
Anonymous No.717420449 >>717420586 >>717420721 >>717429848
>>717420212
Sony considered Crash a lost cause. They were also part of the problem.
Anonymous No.717420513
>>717417286
>i wonder how it made past playtesting
They listened to "the fans" i.e. autistic losers who do nothing but break these games apart 24/7. Many such cases with indie games in Early Access
Anonymous No.717420548
>>717407785
I would sell my soul for a make out session with nina
Anonymous No.717420586
>>717420449
>mid
>crash out
Maybe we should just stop breeding
Anonymous No.717420645
How do people reconcile Crash Bandicoot being a failure of a series? He got way more games than most series out there including 5 on his very first console which is more than most get.
Anonymous No.717420670
Rest assured, if Crash ended up in Sony's hands, things would've been just as bad if not worst than with Universal.
Anonymous No.717420721
>>717420449
>a bunch of sequels no one remembers
How Twinsanicucks ever recover?
Anonymous No.717420961
>>717378442 (OP)
Can the bandicuties even have kids with humans? Normal kids or more bandicoot mutants? Aren't they just a flex?
Anonymous No.717422773
>>717378442 (OP)
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.717424159
>>717419361
True
Anonymous No.717424883
>>717382752
I will NEVER 100% a crash bandicoot game. I haven't in the last 30 years and won't in the next 30.
Anonymous No.717425006 >>717425074
I SHALL NOW GUIDE YOU ALL TO 100% CRASH 1.

STEP 1: CHEAT
Anonymous No.717425074 >>717425149
>>717425006
STEP 2: ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME
Anonymous No.717425097 >>717425414
>>717379734
you are thoroughly homosexual
Anonymous No.717425149 >>717425216
>>717425074
STEP 3: LOOK UP THE BOSSES BEFOREHAND
Anonymous No.717425216 >>717425279
>>717425149
STEP 4: IDK LOOK AT THE LEVELS NAMES OR SOMETHING
Anonymous No.717425251
>>717378442 (OP)
I thoroughly enjoyed Crash 4 with N.Hance mod
Anonymous No.717425279 >>717425336
>>717425216
Anonymous No.717425336 >>717425395
>>717425279
Anonymous No.717425395 >>717425472
>>717425336
Anonymous No.717425414
>>717425097
Based
Anonymous No.717425472 >>717425542
>>717425395
STEP 4.1: GET THE PAGES IN THE RIGHT FUCKING ORDER
Anonymous No.717425542 >>717425604
>>717425472
STEP 5: LOOK AT THE SHINY GEMS YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COLLECT BECAUSE YOU CHEATED IN STEP 1
Anonymous No.717425604 >>717425670
>>717425542
STEP 6: LOOK UP THE ENDING ON YOUT- I MEAN IN THIS GUIDE
Anonymous No.717425670
>>717425604
FINALLY STEP 7: CHEAT AGAIN

NOW YOU HAVE GONE FRO MA BANDI-PLEB TO A BANDI-PRO.
Anonymous No.717426115 >>717427678
Which character did you use for the original ctr? For adventure I used Crash or Cortex. For time trials Tiny.
Anonymous No.717427143 >>717427209 >>717427826 >>717428129 >>717434770 >>717435694
Anonymous No.717427209
>>717427143
Coco's Cocos..
Anonymous No.717427678
>>717426115
I'm pretty sure I just stuck with Crash. As much as I loved the game and even came to prefer it over Mario Kart I never really gave a shit about any Crash characters other than himself so I never bothered to experiment to see if there were any differences between them.
Anonymous No.717427826 >>717427935
>>717427143
Coco's looking a little pumped up there.
Anonymous No.717427935 >>717428040
>>717427826
This. Coco works better as a pear, Tawna is the hourglass
Anonymous No.717428040
>>717427935
Both of them need to be zeppelins. Ideally while kissing each other
Anonymous No.717428129
>>717427143
Those are some extremely perky breasts. They're fucking huge and somehow lifting upward.
Anonymous No.717428948
Anonymous No.717429281
Hmm, sticky & sweet wumpa juice.
Anonymous No.717429732
>>717419325
Skinny with long hair, but still old and miserable.
Anonymous No.717429848
>>717420449
>Crash 4
Coping nuCrashtard.
Anonymous No.717429973 >>717431652
girlboss franchise
Anonymous No.717431652
>>717429973
cringe statement
Anonymous No.717432727 >>717432843 >>717433057 >>717433459 >>717434379
https://litter.catbox.moe/y2y2l3.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/qwi2d2.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/e6q00v.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/bpx3pv.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/s88eoy.webm
Anonymous No.717432843
>>717432727
Nice
Anonymous No.717433057
>>717432727
Neat
Anonymous No.717433459
>>717432727
Wow... I didn't know she was like that.
Anonymous No.717433581
>>717385563
>took him forever to start posting his art publicly because "he has to get it perfect"
That's the reason behind his radio silence? Fucking insane, if anything his art looks even worse than it did 6 years ago
Anonymous No.717434379
>>717432727
>litter
Anonymous No.717434604
>>717378442 (OP)
SEXWITHCOCO S E X W I T H C O C O SEXWITHCOCO S E X W I T H C O C O SEXWITHCOCO S E X W I T H C O C O SEXWITHCOCO S E X W I T H C O C O SEXWITHCOCO S E X W I T H C O C O
Anonymous No.717434770
>>717427143
sauce?
Anonymous No.717435694
>>717427143
BIGGER
Anonymous No.717435865