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Anonymous No.717383070 [Report] >>717383179 >>717383832 >>717384642 >>717384994 >>717385482 >>717386706 >>717386773 >>717386782 >>717386813 >>717386960 >>717388974 >>717389602 >>717391370 >>717391475 >>717391710 >>717393270 >>717393340 >>717393445 >>717393760 >>717394308 >>717394821 >>717395295 >>717395497 >>717395647 >>717396559 >>717398080 >>717398413 >>717398592 >>717399365 >>717401591 >>717402075 >>717403258 >>717403478 >>717404729 >>717404881 >>717406028 >>717406587 >>717408270 >>717408562 >>717409772 >>717410448
oh yeah this game happened
Anonymous No.717383129 [Report] >>717383691 >>717384260 >>717385431 >>717386557 >>717386690 >>717387907 >>717396617
It was the game that will signal the downfall of Nintendo.

Pandering to woke retards to apply for more Blackrock bucks.
Anonymous No.717383179 [Report] >>717393131
>>717383070 (OP)
Nintendo appears to have completely lost their staying power.
Anonymous No.717383691 [Report]
>>717383129
>It was the game that will signal the downfall of Nintendo.
They've been doing low quality outsourced crap for decades now.
Anonymous No.717383832 [Report] >>717404705
>>717383070 (OP)
The problem is they keep using the Zelda name to trojan horse unrelated garbage. Nobody would be mad if they just said the game was for 5 year old girls.
Anonymous No.717384260 [Report] >>717386557
>>717383129
>its WOKE
>because...you play as a girl in a spin off game
Are you 12?
Anonymous No.717384565 [Report] >>717386543 >>717387970
it was good and i'm tired of pretending it wasn't
Anonymous No.717384642 [Report] >>717393281 >>717393570 >>717393770 >>717402075 >>717402923
>>717383070 (OP)
>have to scroll through every item to spawn something
this game highlighted a BIG problem modern nintendo has
the fear of subfolders
mario kart world does this too, costumes shouldn't be spread around like that they should be in a subfolder of the character
Anonymous No.717384994 [Report] >>717386095 >>717398127
>>717383070 (OP)
Echoes was a lot of fun and of course very charming. Might give it a replay some time.
Anonymous No.717385107 [Report] >>717385158
one of the worst top down zeldas if I'm keeping it a stack
Anonymous No.717385158 [Report] >>717385268
>>717385107
>if I'm keeping it a stack
a stack of what?
Anonymous No.717385268 [Report]
>>717385158
fax
Anonymous No.717385431 [Report] >>717386861 >>717400184
>>717383129
Blackrock bags is the ultimate retard term. You ,just be very uneducated, gullible, and poor. Bet you fell for QAnon snd talk about the vaxx, lol.
Anonymous No.717385482 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
how could nintendo be a top 3 publisher in the world and allow such a shit echo menu.
Anonymous No.717386038 [Report]
1st half: 8/10
2nd half: 5/10
Anonymous No.717386095 [Report] >>717386145 >>717386504 >>717397974
>>717384994
No it wasn’t, shut up
Anonymous No.717386145 [Report]
>>717386095
yes it was, kys eric
Anonymous No.717386404 [Report]
Best Pokémon game on Switch.

>I choose you, Octorock!
Anonymous No.717386504 [Report]
>>717386095
Miserable fuck.
Anonymous No.717386543 [Report] >>717406479
>>717384565
Very fun but man did it get repetitive and outside of some aspects of the lore I really didn't care about the world building much
Anonymous No.717386557 [Report] >>717393727 >>717405112
>>717383129
>>717384260
It's not woke, but no one gives a single flying fuck about a Solo game about Zelda, same goes for Peach. People would be more excited to play with Zelda in a mainline game tho
Anonymous No.717386656 [Report]
My biggest problem with the game is that it felt kind of small and simple. Compared to Breath of the Wild with gigantic cities and bosses, this game really felt like it was trying to be cute and compact instead.
Anonymous No.717386690 [Report]
>>717383129
that game isn't woke at all you dumb nigger
Anonymous No.717386706 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
I pirated this and thought it was actually pretty good. I prefer regular Zelda with more of a combat focus, but playing as a summoner was cool. There's a small handful of summons that are super overpowered though. I killed almost everything with the moth monsters that shoot like rockets and broke most puzzles with the yellow platform monster. You can skip the entire water dungeon with it easily.
Anonymous No.717386732 [Report]
I barely noticed that you play as Zelda. Link is so androgenic and the graphics so stylized that it makes no difference. I honestly forgot I wasn't playing as Link.
Anonymous No.717386773 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
+Charming
+Fun combat
+Fun summons
+Neat over world
-Shit towns
Anonymous No.717386782 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
soulful game. dunno why sonygroes hate it so much
Anonymous No.717386813 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
>botw menu autism, now in a top down package
Luckily you only need like 3 echoes. The dojo challenges were the best part.
Anonymous No.717386861 [Report] >>717409746
>>717385431
I experienced how easy it is to manipulate these AI summaries first hand. I looked something up about a digimon, which was wrong, and made a reddit post with the correct info. Now googling it yields a response that links to my reddit post. It's easy as fuck to seed those with whatever you want if you know how.

Now excuse me while I kill myself for using reddit ever.
Anonymous No.717386960 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
I liked it.
Anonymous No.717387141 [Report] >>717387513 >>717399565 >>717403956 >>717404040
>Zelda game with her as a Solo MC
Flops
>Peach game with her as a solo MC
Also flops
People just don't want to play as a girl in a game where the mainline MC is a guy like Mario or Link. They have better chances of making a game where the MC is a girl if they create a new IP like Stellar blade, Tomb raider, Bayonetta and many others
Anonymous No.717387513 [Report] >>717387743
>>717387141
>flops
Doubt it. Peach's game couldn't have cost that much, and Echoes was made with existing assets from a remake and probably very cheap, too.
Anonymous No.717387743 [Report] >>717387808 >>717392587 >>717395026 >>717396762
>>717387513
Flops in the sense no one cares about those games, like this thread topic suggests, but you are right about them being probably very cheap to make. Both Zelda and Peach games wont be remembered like the other games i mentioned before or if it is to use a nintendo as a example, they will never be remembered like a Super Metroid game where the MC also is a girl
Anonymous No.717387808 [Report]
>>717387743
Ah, gotcha. To me they're games Nintendo likely trains young staff on and then uses to round up their catalogue. If they sell one switch because someone's a huge peach or princess zelda fan they're likely to buy their tentpole stuff, too.
Anonymous No.717387882 [Report] >>717388269 >>717388541 >>717389267
>make console
>it has four games over the entire span of its entire life
>no one mentions it ever again
Anonymous No.717387897 [Report] >>717387986 >>717389665
Problem with game had nothing to do with playing as Zelda. It was having enemies fight for you and the telekinetic arm. It is also short, repetitive and easy; like for someone's first video game easy.
Anonymous No.717387907 [Report]
>>717383129
I appreciate the shitpost, anon.
Anonymous No.717387970 [Report] >>717396875
>>717384565
My only gripe is the lack of a horse whistle. I feel bad for not using the robots. They seemed cool, but I was too lazy to ever set them up.
Anonymous No.717387986 [Report]
>>717387897
>Short, repetitive, and easy
Ah so they finally brought back the Ocarina of Time formula, nice I might go pick it up.
Anonymous No.717388269 [Report]
>>717387882
No fuckin' way!
Anonymous No.717388541 [Report] >>717388617 >>717389010
>>717387882
I mean the new 3ds was a midgen refresh what did he expect
nobody is going to go wild over gameboy sp, ds lite, ps4 pro or ps2/3 slim retroactively, you choose which one happened to be the best
Anonymous No.717388617 [Report] >>717389403 >>717391646 >>717398157
>>717388541
Watch, Switch 2 could have even less

Right now it only has like 3 games on the cart, Mario Kart, DK, and Cyberpunk

It’s the same situation
Anonymous No.717388974 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
It was very good, too. Plenty of echoes to find all the way to the end of the game, and it had one of my favorite final bosses in the series. This is to me, the best 2D Zelda has ever been.
Anonymous No.717389010 [Report]
>>717388541
>gameboy sp
The SP was way better than the Advance.
Portability wise, it was also better than the DS
Anonymous No.717389267 [Report]
>>717387882
It was worth it so Monster Hunter 4 would look less like dog shit. I have no problem playing the series on handhelds, but the saturation of 4 in particular was through the roof on original 3DS hardware if the trailers were anything to go by. Preordered the New 3DS bundled the moment it was announced and never looked back.
Anonymous No.717389403 [Report]
>>717388617
>It’s the same situation
Its been 2 months, sperg
Anonymous No.717389602 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
great game
shit AI echoes, and too many clones
Anonymous No.717389665 [Report]
>>717387897
Having the enemies fight for you is a good idea, if Zelda played just like Link, it would feel like a simple reskin and not its own game, it serves the fantasy of playing as Zelda well, since she's not a trained fighter, but a ruler, so commanding her own minions feels more authentic for her.
I agree with the magic hand though, it's way too overpowered and it takes over the role of the minions in many places, it feels like it contradicts the main gameplay theme of the game, the same thing goes for the temporary link mode, it feels like they ran out of time/ideas to balance the game around the main gameplay theme of using miniosn and just added that in to make up for it, feels very amateurish.
They should've gone all in on the minion based gameplay, focosin on indirect approach to solving obstacles and puzzle-like gameplay, but that would be far harder to balance and playtest.
Anonymous No.717391370 [Report] >>717391531 >>717391552 >>717394085 >>717394181
>>717383070 (OP)
Anonymous No.717391475 [Report] >>717393635
>>717383070 (OP)
sells more than E33 while being on a single console and full price. Seems fucking successful to me
Anonymous No.717391531 [Report]
>>717391370
Anonymous No.717391552 [Report]
>>717391370
Thread saved
Anonymous No.717391646 [Report]
>>717388617
Still would be more than xbox and brownstation
Anonymous No.717391710 [Report] >>717391783 >>717398370
>>717383070 (OP)
I was enjoying it and got to the last 20% but told myself I wasn't going to do the last zone until I could take some shrooms or acid because it seems like it would be fun to fuck around in. I've managed to trip over 20 times since then without ever remembering to play it so I guess I'm just not that into it.

Should be fun to replay in a few years. I'm still mad there was no option to play as Hoodless Zelda and they never patched it in.
Anonymous No.717391783 [Report] >>717392004
>>717391710
>I've managed to trip over 20 times since then
damn, hasn't this game only been out for a year?
Anonymous No.717392004 [Report] >>717392087
>>717391783
I am not a healthy or wise person and I go to a lot of concerts, usually taking a light dose. Don't overdo it like I did or it just becomes Weed+ and loses the magic.
Anonymous No.717392087 [Report] >>717392226
>>717392004
acid every 2 weeks is wild dude.
Anonymous No.717392226 [Report] >>717392287
>>717392087
Only did acid 3 times this year and my tolerance was too high for the last 2 to really hit. Plus shrooms are infinite if you know a thing or two so it's really easy to do a lot of them.
Anonymous No.717392287 [Report] >>717405560
>>717392226
ive got a 5mg shroom edible left over but ill probs save it for avatar 3.
i should get my mate to learn to cultivate them.
Anonymous No.717392587 [Report]
>>717387743
>Flops in the sense no one cares about those games
That is not what it means to be a flop
Anonymous No.717393131 [Report]
>>717383179
But have increased their gaying power.
Anonymous No.717393270 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
The problem with this game and BotW/TotK is they give you all these different toys and interactions to experiment with but then you get the Water block and it trivializes climbing and combat by turning the game into a drowning simulator, though I'll always treasure the moment I realized I could do the latter.
Anonymous No.717393281 [Report]
>>717384642
this was the same issue in totk but anyone who complained about it was told they were a snoy; retards are making the games worse by deflecting any valid criticism.
Anonymous No.717393340 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
>gameplay based on using items from your inventory
>game has the worst inventory management system ever made
Why WHY did they do this???
Anonymous No.717393445 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
i hope nintendo keeps making these 2d zelda's for people who hate botw/totk. even this game has a little too much totk jank in it for my liking
Anonymous No.717393570 [Report]
>>717384642
I'll never understand why they didn't use radial menus with pages, it would have allowed for much faster navigation.
Anonymous No.717393635 [Report] >>717393735
>>717391475
Wrong. EoW hasn't even reported 3 million sales yet. But it's interesting that BUT WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAME is literally the first line of defense you thought of.
Anonymous No.717393727 [Report] >>717395363 >>717398727 >>717398852
>>717386557
Sorry but you are delusional. The single defininig reason I did not play it is the core gameplay mechanic was repellent to me.
Anonymous No.717393735 [Report] >>717393964 >>717398528
>>717393635
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2025/250508_5e.pdf
Anonymous No.717393760 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
they should have made a link between worlds clone instead
Anonymous No.717393770 [Report]
>>717384642
The zelda devs were still using wii u dev kits its the only reason i can think of that justifies using the same terrible menu 3 games in a row
Anonymous No.717393785 [Report] >>717393849 >>717393859
>they should have made a clone of a LttP clone
Anonymous No.717393849 [Report] >>717397194
>>717393785
yes
alttp romhacks are good
Anonymous No.717393859 [Report]
>>717393785
nta but ALBW controlled like butter and they should've made an Oracles-like spinoff with the engine
Anonymous No.717393964 [Report]
>>717393735
Anon got destroyed
Anonymous No.717393987 [Report] >>717406662
Imagine EoW Zelda wearing the dancer outfit but heavily pregnant
Anonymous No.717394056 [Report]
the zelda series is now made for consolewarring faggots and casuals who want to wear the IP as a social accessory

it's not that complicated
Anonymous No.717394085 [Report]
>>717391370
nani!?
Anonymous No.717394181 [Report]
>>717391370
GotY2024
Anonymous No.717394308 [Report] >>717394417 >>717394556 >>717399054
>>717383070 (OP)
It's still wild to me that the Zelda series had 8 retail releases on the Switch. Tons of amiibo and some DLC too. They really did make it into an annual franchise.
Anonymous No.717394417 [Report] >>717394658
>>717394308
And all of them are like 8/10 at worst
Anonymous No.717394546 [Report] >>717395809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdDUQ9UxH0
Anonymous No.717394556 [Report] >>717395534
>>717394308
>nooo! stop giving us great games every year!
Anonymous No.717394595 [Report]
>THOSE Zelda fans found a thread again
Anonymous No.717394618 [Report] >>717395165
I only found out about the robots when I was almost done with the game, they are really cool though, could be entire game about that kind of thing.
Anonymous No.717394658 [Report]
>>717394417
6/10
Anonymous No.717394821 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
>Mr Aonuma-san sir people keep spamming us with mail about Zelda being playable
>Aaaagh yes american piggu wanto Zeruda? Reuse same engine from that remake we did 5 years ago, they will eat whatever shit, now I must work on BOTW 3, same map, Zeruda goes missing and you must explore the same regions again HAHAHA we will sell 40 millions *raffs*
Anonymous No.717395026 [Report] >>717395363
>>717387743
>Flops in the sense /v/ doesn't like them
yeah nobody actually cares about this metric bro. your post was a flop.
Anonymous No.717395165 [Report] >>717395272
>>717394618
yeah that mechanic (kek) was weirdly out of the way. I was like 90% done with the game when i found it too.
Anonymous No.717395272 [Report]
>>717395165
feels like a discarded idea that they decided to put into the game in some form, very weird
Anonymous No.717395295 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
Echoes of Wisdom is probably the most underwhelming of all the Zelda games. I cannot remember a single song, a single dungeon, a single character, a single story moment. The whole thing is sludge.
Grezzo really should not have been handed the keys to 2D Zelda, they made mediocre remasters of old games. None of them understand basic design elements that make games actually engaging. They could only make a cheap simulacrum.
Anonymous No.717395363 [Report] >>717397035 >>717398727
>>717393727
>>717395026
>i liked so it is a success
No one talks about them, no cares about them and no one will remember they made games about them. In fact no one even remember those games existed before the OP made this thread
Anonymous No.717395497 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
I 100% completed this game. I had more fun with it than BOTW and TOTK.
Anonymous No.717395534 [Report]
>>717394556
Great job making an assumption of my stance, retard. You're just automatically on the defensive for some dipshit reason. God I miss old /v/
Anonymous No.717395647 [Report] >>717395913
>>717383070 (OP)
>What if Zelda was a girl: the videogame
>tranny colors everywhere
Anonymous No.717395809 [Report]
>>717394546
Oh shit, he made more? I fucking love this guy.
Anonymous No.717395913 [Report] >>717396146
>>717395647
Can you not go 2 minutes without screeching about trannies? My lord
Anonymous No.717396146 [Report]
>>717395913
Yes, it's been 10 minutes, Nintranny faggot.
Anonymous No.717396559 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
and it was pretty good
Anonymous No.717396617 [Report]
>>717383129
nice bait
Anonymous No.717396762 [Report]
>>717387743
oh so it's a "spiritual flop" you seething retards always say ok gotcha
Anonymous No.717396875 [Report]
>>717387970
>My only gripe is the lack of a horse whistle
Bro, summoning a carrot echo acts as a horse whistle. The game (a lady farmer npc) even tells you that.
Anonymous No.717397035 [Report]
>>717395363
so by your definition concord was a success
Anonymous No.717397194 [Report]
>>717393849
give me some links I've been wanting to play more top down Zeldas and while the adventure of elliot demo was good it was too short so it did not scratch that itch
Anonymous No.717397974 [Report] >>717398127 >>717398261 >>717399305
>>717386095
die faggot
Anonymous No.717398080 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
It was alright but I can't see myself ever playing it again.
Anonymous No.717398127 [Report]
>>717384994
>>717397974
it has a lot of potential for challenge runs, like echoes only, no heart containers
Anonymous No.717398157 [Report] >>717398261
>>717388617
i hope someone screen caps your faggotry to forever mock you.
stupid fucking nigger tard.
Anonymous No.717398261 [Report] >>717398613
>>717397974
>>717398157
nta and I didn't dislike the game but you need to get better clips if you want to defend it. These are making it look worse if anything, most people don't really want to sit there for 30 seconds waiting for their summon to not be an idiot
Anonymous No.717398370 [Report] >>717399008
>>717391710
>I'm still mad there was no option to play as Hoodless Zelda and they never patched it in.
Why are you lying anon?
Anonymous No.717398413 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
I've never had a Nintendo console and I've never really played Zelda, but this particular game was playable on an emulator even before consoles, so I played it and had a lot of fun.
Anonymous No.717398528 [Report]
>>717393735
fucking based.
Anonymous No.717398592 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
No it didn't.
Anonymous No.717398613 [Report]
>>717398261
The fun thing is that you can use different echoes for each situation, the screaming zombie that stuns enemies + a cheap ranged damage dealers was a good set up for those fast enemies or a single strong melee enemy.
Anonymous No.717398727 [Report]
>>717395363
Did you tag me >>717393727 by accident ? I have no interest in this game at all. It just had nothing to do with Zelda as a protag.
Anonymous No.717398776 [Report] >>717400463
I skipped this game when it came out, and it never goes on sale for less than $42
Anonymous No.717398852 [Report] >>717398920
>>717393727
tbf you need a very high IQ to enjoy commanding others instead of beating stuff with a stick yourself
Anonymous No.717398920 [Report]
>>717398852
This was rude and unnecessary
Anonymous No.717398978 [Report]
when did you realize you could do this?
Anonymous No.717399008 [Report] >>717399242
>>717398370
I'm not lying though, you cannot play as Zelda in the Disguise outfit with her hood down outside of a small section in the midgame even though there's no reason for her to be obscuring her identity at this point in the game. The Royal Traveling Attire you get right after that is hideous, I just want my Zelda to look like the boxart.
Anonymous No.717399054 [Report]
>>717394308
kinda really over selling how frequent those releases were.
plus koei tecmo did 2 at least.
Still it's quite nice yes. Hopefully some other IPs get the same attention with the new expansions.
Anonymous No.717399242 [Report]
>>717399008
ah I misunderstood what you meant.
completely fair then.
Anonymous No.717399305 [Report]
>>717397974
F is that you?
Anonymous No.717399365 [Report] >>717401592
>>717383070 (OP)
I pirated it and my wife enjoyed it. She rarely ever plays games, but loved playing Zelda as a kid so this perfect for her. Not every entry to the series needs to be the same old traditional shit and god forbid we continue getting the walking sims that are botw and totk.
The game isn’t amazing and definitely not perfect; the echo menu is absolutely terrible. But it is a solid 8. This game was meant to be played by kids and casual gamers, as are most Nintendo games. I’d focus more on Nintendo jewing their fanbase or suing them for passion projects more than hating on some charming Zelda game. Again I pirated this game because I know Nintendo games are mostly piss fucking easy so I just don’t play them. I know that’s a wild concept to some of you. Honestly, I have newfag fatigue and I’ve had it the last decade.
Anonymous No.717399565 [Report]
>>717387141
anon... they literally have Bayo as an IP.
Anonymous No.717400061 [Report]
Anonymous No.717400184 [Report] >>717400561
>>717385431
You're not fooling anyone, subhuman.
Anonymous No.717400384 [Report]
I liked the funny creature they gave you as a companion in this one. Also needed more dojo, the limited echoes timed challenges were the best.
Anonymous No.717400463 [Report]
>>717398776
Nintendo switch games never go on sale. Botw is still $50.
Anonymous No.717400561 [Report]
>>717400184
You're so edgy and tough
Anonymous No.717400682 [Report]
>in the game of thrones you either win or you die
Anonymous No.717400696 [Report] >>717400816 >>717401867
https://youtu.be/d2DGUigLF2o
River Zora > Sea Zora
Anonymous No.717400816 [Report]
>>717400696
this
Anonymous No.717401591 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
I did not expect the music in this game to be really good.
Anonymous No.717401592 [Report]
>>717399365
(you) tried to hard but I'm not above pity
Anonymous No.717401867 [Report] >>717403580
>>717400696
did they seriously have to bring back trumpets????

BBBBWWWWOOOOOOOOOO BWOOO BWO BWOOO BWOOOOOOWWWOOOOO
Anonymous No.717401983 [Report]
Anyone know if hello kitty island adventure is any good or not ?
Anonymous No.717402075 [Report] >>717402695
>>717383070 (OP)
6/10 mid
>>717384642
this. I don't have it saved but there's a webm of link in breath of the wild scrolling through his inventory mid-battle.
Anonymous No.717402332 [Report]
I hope this is the last we see of this shitty funko pop art style. Go back to something like ALBTW or go HD2D
Anonymous No.717402695 [Report]
>>717402075
I mean the menus suck but if it's the WebM I'm thinking of it's disingenuous. There's at least sorting. I'd say it's akin to complaining about the underdone combat in the game but showcasing it by running up, hitting attack once, sprinting away, repeat.
Anonymous No.717402923 [Report]
>>717384642
I know it's too late but they did an update where you can favorite whichever echo you want
Anonymous No.717403258 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
In another universe, this would be an indie hidden gem I buy for $10 on a sale, play and beat in 5 hours, have a pleasant time and forget about it.
But I won't reward Nintendo for doing the bare minimum and slapping a 60-70 price tag on it because lol, FRANCHISE.
Anonymous No.717403478 [Report] >>717403676 >>717404448 >>717404641
>>717383070 (OP)
How much of a manchild/franchise slave do you have to be to play this?
Anonymous No.717403580 [Report]
>>717401867
Anonymous No.717403676 [Report]
>>717403478
"stalking 4chan at all hours of the day to run defense in any negative thread" levels of slavery.
Anonymous No.717403956 [Report]
>>717387141
It has nothing to do with MC being a girl and everything with those games being SHIT
The execs are fucking retarded and think people cannot be interested in those characters (after years of decent success of franchises like Metroid, Bayonetta, Tomb Raider etc)
Peach's game sucks mechanically
Echoes sucks mechanically
Just make a normal fucking game instead of trying to pander to a nebulous 5 years old girl in your audience
Yes, there's a certain subset of insecure males that never want to buy a game where you play a girl but there's also a subset of women that readily buy games that are ostensibly "big boy" games but where you play as a girl so it should even out

My point is, geriatric execs at Nintendo are out of touch. I don't understand why there can't be a middle fucking ground, why does a game with a girl also has to be a "girl game" with Nintendo but in the main titles Zelda can't be a real character and always gets put into a fridge for Link to rescue even though the writers keep trying to give her character traits and agency and not be stuck in 1980s format forever.
Anonymous No.717404040 [Report]
>>717387141
Echoes of wisdom didn't flop
Anonymous No.717404258 [Report] >>717404384
All I know is that they're not going to listen male feminists begging for a Zelda-led game for at least another 15 years after this.
Anonymous No.717404384 [Report] >>717404440
>>717404258
If they did an action oriented one with Shiek mode it could work. I think ideally you'd be about to play as Link still. My concern is that a huge chunk of Nintendo sales are "oh my little nephew Tommy would love a new game" and a girl on the cover would be a decent wall.
Anonymous No.717404440 [Report] >>717404585
>>717404384
nah Zelda using magic would've been better
Anonymous No.717404448 [Report] >>717404601 >>717404632
>>717403478
I'll bite. What games should I be playing instead?
Anonymous No.717404585 [Report] >>717408958
>>717404440
The way Link is always sword mode with a meter for magic use, and Zelda in this game was magic mode with a meter for sword use, was kind of a cute rotation to me. Especially given the Courage/Wisdom thing. I don't know how well you could do a magic Zelda game though, it's not really a refined art in the Zeldaverse. Maybe being a living, upgraded shieka slate? (As a concept, not a literal pitch, don't think I'd want a Zelda-led botwlike)
Anonymous No.717404601 [Report] >>717404748
>>717404448
yeah honestly this is such a real question. What exactly is even better?? People are just making up standards sometimes.
Anonymous No.717404632 [Report] >>717404686 >>717405334
>>717404448
Penny Blood Hellbound . Your chef is a serial cannibal that feeds you the body parts of your failed runs.
Anonymous No.717404641 [Report] >>717404821
>>717403478
I don't care about zelda that much, I played it because I like to play summoners in games.
Anonymous No.717404686 [Report]
>>717404632
idk sounds pretty degenerate
Anonymous No.717404705 [Report]
>>717383832
That is exactly how it was advertised in Japan.
Anonymous No.717404729 [Report] >>717404875 >>717404962 >>717405040 >>717405117
>>717383070 (OP)
Yet another amazing Zelda game and /v/troons shit themselves as expected. XDD
Anonymous No.717404748 [Report] >>717404831 >>717404890 >>717404901 >>717405426 >>717405578
>>717404601
>People are just making up standards sometimes.
Like when they said BotW and TotK were miracles of game design?
Anonymous No.717404821 [Report]
>>717404641
It's a bit of a shame they didn't want the ai being too smart and doing all your work for you. A proper summoner game would've been cool.
Anonymous No.717404831 [Report]
>>717404748
>Like when they said BotW and TotK were miracles of game design?

Troon still malding.

Casual reminder that BotW/TotK are so good they are also the highest rated games of 2025.
Anonymous No.717404875 [Report]
>>717404729
DELETE THIS
Anonymous No.717404881 [Report] >>717405204
>>717383070 (OP)
>Rare made DK into a damsel in distress for DKC2
>Trannies: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DK MUST BE PLAYABLE IN THE ALL GAMES WHY DID YOU DO THAT HELP ME NIGGERMAN!!!!"
>Aonuma made Link into a damsel in distress for EoW.
>Trannies: "So based! So charming! It's Zelda time! Link don't need to be playable in all the games! Cry more chuds!"
Anonymous No.717404890 [Report] >>717405028
>>717404748
Still bothers you, huh?
Anonymous No.717404901 [Report]
>>717404748
except they absolutely were? The only games that come close to my mind would be Doom 2016 and MGSV
Anonymous No.717404962 [Report]
>>717404729
Based. EoW is a superb little game with better design, imagination and gameplay than most AAA slop
Anonymous No.717405028 [Report] >>717405078 >>717405136 >>717405161 >>717405290
>>717404890
Not really...
Anonymous No.717405040 [Report] >>717405089
>>717404729
I guess nintendo makes games for other devs to appreciate how cool they are, not for general audiences
Anonymous No.717405071 [Report]
As a somewhat Zelda Lore enthusiast it felt like far too big a plot element to have in a spinoff title. Like it was literally the creation story of the OOT creation story and the Triforce, and the reason for Hyrule's existence. Its implications in that regard are kind of huge if you care about that shit.

Meanwhile the actual mainline titles are just ignoring all established lore and putting in lame goat people.
Anonymous No.717405078 [Report]
>>717405028
Aonuma hates OoT because he knows he'll never be able to top it.
Anonymous No.717405089 [Report] >>717405149 >>717405308
>>717405040
dude fuck why are people so fucking nihilistic? fucking gross.
Anonymous No.717405112 [Report]
>>717386557
No one gives a fuck about a shitty ugly mini game where you summon shit. Make Breath of the Wild Zelda edition, where you shoot shit with holy arrows and a rapier like in Hyrule Warriors, and it will sell billions.
Anonymous No.717405117 [Report]
>>717404729
He praises literally anything he plays.
Anonymous No.717405136 [Report]
>>717405028
Also a fantastic game. Enjoy!
Anonymous No.717405149 [Report] >>717405209
>>717405089
>Anno Domini: 2025
>Not being nihilistic as fuck.
What's your secret?
Anonymous No.717405161 [Report]
>>717405028
wow zelda is an incredible series huh
Anonymous No.717405201 [Report] >>717405239
>Switchfags claiming OoT when it's convenient to them
Anonymous No.717405204 [Report]
>>717404881
>>Aonuma made Link into a damsel in distress for EoW.
Except they didn't, he was having his own adventures in the void realm, and his final act before sinking in was rescuing (you). Try again.
Anonymous No.717405209 [Report]
>>717405149
by taking fucking ACTION. Saving yourself
Anonymous No.717405239 [Report] >>717405313
>>717405201
>stop liking video games
No thanks
Anonymous No.717405290 [Report] >>717405510
>>717405028
Wow Nintendo just keep constantly making the best video games in the world again and again, decade after decade huh?

How can anyone compete? Can't wait for the next Zelda masterpiece.
Anonymous No.717405308 [Report]
>>717405089
like this game has interesting ideas that devs willl instantly note, but they are not fully developed into a interesting and well paced gameplay experience, you can excuse that because it's "made for children", but so were games in the past
Anonymous No.717405313 [Report] >>717405380
>>717405239
Don't pretend you niggers don't constantly blame OoT for SS and reject criticism as coming from "OoTsnoys".
Anonymous No.717405334 [Report]
>>717404632
No thanks I'm not a teenager anymore
Anonymous No.717405380 [Report] >>717405416
>>717405313
You just called me a "switchfag" so I'm not sure why you suddenly have problems with names. Anyway, enjoy OOT, PC vegan!
Anonymous No.717405416 [Report] >>717405475
>>717405380
>admitting it
Anonymous No.717405426 [Report]
>>717404748
Those games live rent free in your head huh?
Anonymous No.717405475 [Report]
>>717405416
Correct, I often call people names to troll them, same as you, ACfag.
Anonymous No.717405510 [Report]
>>717405290
Honestly at this point it's basically between nintendo, Rockstar....... indies........

And maybe Capcom and valve sometimes.
Anonymous No.717405513 [Report] >>717405546 >>717405562 >>717405789
>Old 3D Zelda formula vs New 3D Zelda formula.
Here we go again...
Anonymous No.717405546 [Report] >>717405603 >>717405689
>>717405513
>me who likes both
Anonymous No.717405560 [Report]
>>717392287
I assume you mean 0.5g.

I microdose 220mg shroom powder for anxiety problems and that does nothing consciously. I'd imagine you'd need at least half a gram to feel even a basic high.
Anonymous No.717405562 [Report]
>>717405513
Yep, the day's getting started for Europe, so that faggot's right on time to wake up and deepthroat the Switch.
Anonymous No.717405578 [Report] >>717405967 >>717406093
>>717404748
both those games have a very object based and methodical level design. It's like they took a classic game and 1:1 scaled it with an HD game.

It's like if you took breakout and made it 3D or something
Anonymous No.717405603 [Report]
>>717405546
Me as well
Anonymous No.717405689 [Report]
>>717405546
acceptance can be pure euphoria.
Anonymous No.717405789 [Report]
>>717405513
>proper game design vs flashy spectacle
Anonymous No.717405967 [Report]
>>717405578
This is the most "I'm 14 and this is deep" bullshit I've ever heard. You can describe so many goddamn video games this way by being as vague as you are.
Anonymous No.717406028 [Report] >>717406221 >>717406332
>>717383070 (OP)
>Learns literally nothing from ToTK's shitty menus
>Problems persist into Mario Kart World
For a company that's made so many bangers, how has Nintendo been fumbling something as basic as menus so hard lately?
Anonymous No.717406093 [Report] >>717407572
>>717405578
>object based and methodical level design
translate into non buzzword speak?
Anonymous No.717406221 [Report]
>>717406028
For MKW, I think it comes from their younger devs being influenced by mobile games. Having the character icons be huge and making costumes separate characters is identical to what Tour.

No idea who to blame for signing off on the christawful menuing in the past couple Zeldas, however.
Anonymous No.717406332 [Report]
>>717406028
Nintendo's always been pretty Vision -first UI second imo. Best menuing you're gonna get out of them is maybe Pokemon and Fire Emblem.
Anonymous No.717406479 [Report]
>>717386543
Yeah I liked it until I had like 80% or so.
I was having fun and trying fun idea's, but taking the easy/boring route was becoming more common for me
Will pick it up later
Anonymous No.717406587 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
I think one factor in this game's fall into obscurity is that the speedrun just wrong-warps into the final dungeon
Anonymous No.717406662 [Report]
>>717393987
Zelda but days away from her baby's due date...
Anonymous No.717407572 [Report]
>>717406093
oh my fucking goodness.

I can start with "object based". I'll use TotK as an example. This game has a lot of different objects that can interreact with each other. When you shoot an ice arrow at water it can be used to make an ice plate. Which itself is another physical object that you can use. Now multiply this by 100 different object types and you get TotK. Minecraft is sorta similar here but with much more basic physics. And this gives the game so many variations of interaction and therefore gameplay.

methodical means:

arranged, characterized by, or performed with method or order

I personally feel that TotK has a very distinct "order" to how things are done in the game. Like how to can plan out multiple attack ideas for enemies.
Anonymous No.717408270 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
Anonymous No.717408562 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
The game itself wasn't great. I had fun and all, but the echoes ruined combat and puzzles. As a template for future 2D Zeldas, though, it's very good. Give me this game but as Link and with the traditional item system and it'd probably be the best 2D Zelda. Also, a 3D game in a similar format would be a perfect combination of trad- and nuZelda. I also liked that they had a new villain besides Ganon and the lore additions.
Anonymous No.717408958 [Report] >>717409152
>>717404585
>The way Link is always sword mode with a meter for magic use
When was the last time Link could actually use magic, Wind Waker?
Anonymous No.717409147 [Report] >>717409203
The part when you fight alongside Link during the final stretch of the game was great, too bad it happened way too late in the story. Still a solid game overal but a bit unmemorable.
Anonymous No.717409152 [Report] >>717409606
>>717408958
A link between worlds
Anonymous No.717409203 [Report] >>717409250 >>717409467
>>717409147
There should be a co-op Zelda game where you can play as Zelda or Link
Anonymous No.717409250 [Report]
>>717409203
agreed, that would be a cool template for a future Zelda title.
Anonymous No.717409467 [Report]
>>717409203
that's what I thought TotK would originally be
Anonymous No.717409606 [Report]
>>717409152
I forgot about that one but it checks out that the game trying to be A Link to the Past again would have magic
Anonymous No.717409746 [Report]
>>717386861
>anon discover wikipedia self citation
What you did is nothing new or even related to AI, just basic information manipulation tactic.
ザド=オレイン No.717409772 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
its an 8/10 zelda game but a 7/10 video game
Anonymous No.717410448 [Report]
>>717383070 (OP)
The Demon !!M8l/yr+lkFj No.717411027 [Report] >>717411387
It spawned the best zelda
Anonymous No.717411387 [Report]
>>717411027
Yeah Echos Zelda is cute!