Thread 717388662

Any video games with friendly rats?

>>717388662 (OP)
Dishonored.

>>717388662 (OP)
OSRS

>>717388662 (OP)
how can i gain the flexibility to sit like that?

Total war warhammer 3

>>717388846
Lose weight fat lard of shit

>>717388898
im not fat. stop projecting

>>717388846
>how can i gain the flexibility to sit like that?
Weight less than 70kg

Dragon Quest Builders 2 has a part with some friendly rats but it also has some enemy rats. The demo is pretty long and I think the friendly rat part is in the demo.

>>717388846
Anon, most people can sit like that just fine.

>>717389479
third worlder detected. unfortunately here in the first world we have chairs and we cant squat like that as a result.

>>717388662 (OP)
how did he train the rat to twirl on his finger..?

>>717388846
>he can't squat
Play Heroes 3 for 72 hours straight.

>>717388898
nothing to do with it

>>717388846
keep squatting and embrace the pain until the pain starts feeling good

>>717389056
I have bad knees and I'm 130 lbs, if I squat for more than a couple of minutes it's picrel for me.

>>717388935
>>717390182
Mad fatsos. Lose weight, ameriturds.

>>717388846
Live in a country without chairs.

>>717388662 (OP)
Elden Ring, I used the rat summons in every single area that allowed them.

>>717390887
Would probably be healthier honestly, wouldn't get any hemorrhoids either

>>717390351
Do some stretches then you fucking retard holy shit you babbling goo goo ga ya drooling sped

>>717391116
Yeah, let me just stretch my fucking scapulas, you gibbering ape.

>>717390806
But women less than 250lbs arnt even women?

>>717388662 (OP)
I'd give him some change for sure.
>probably not insane
>good with animals
>patience to train animals
The only bad thing is him kissing them, that's kinda gross.

>>717388662 (OP)
My dream is to have a rat fren a monke fren a lizard fren and a bird fren and go on adventures together

>rats die in a year
It's not fair bros

>>717388662 (OP)
That is absolute poverty n desolation. No woman to be seen, man use rats as an excuse to look at a soul laid bare to the endless abyss. The desolation. Endless desolation n defeat n poverty. The desolation is unbearable. There is only desolated pain n suffering of the ego n soul. Truly desolated n povertyful. There is so much desolation. Rats and desolation with no remorse from a creator. Endless poverty and desolation and rats screaming for an end to the desolated poverty n suffering that never ends.

>>717388662 (OP)
I've been dealing with a common mouse that has infiltrated my house and I have to say these motherfuckers are a lot smarter than I thought. Also it shits everywhere.

why are rats so despised?
they are cute

>>717392963
Cute, but still pests. Had to poison a nest of rats that were stealing eggs and keeping my chickens up all night.

>>717392696
>"Oh shit a rat" - ahh vibes :wilted_flower:

>>717388846
lose weight fatty

>>717388846
Maybe his butt hurts

>>717392963
They destroy everything. They'd eat us alive if they could. There was a baby who lost an entire hand to them (Bobby Schonabaum case).

>>717392963
My family house had a rat infestation growing up. A pet rat can be cute but 50 rats active in your home at all hours chewing holes in walls and carpet while shitting and pissing everywhere is not. Not to mention the diseases they can carry.

>>717393562
>diseases they can carry.
flea propaganda, rats don't carry diseases

>>717393496
From what?

>ctrl+f comix
>0 results
Come on, /v/

>>717391280
You're the one with the shitty knees tranny

>>717388662 (OP)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

>>717392963
Have a rat infestation and then you'll know why.

>>717392963
I'd love some rats but a.living situation can't support them and b. they have really short lifespans :(

>>717393418
>ahh vibes