>Dropped the moment i realized its parryslop - /v/ (#717394470) [Archived: 76 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:56:05 AM No.717394470
expedition
expedition
md5: 0b0d382d0e1c135a1cf321020262d036๐Ÿ”
i fucking hate parryslop, and on top of that this garbage is a jrpg for people who hate JRPG's
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:06:32 AM No.717394984
1730164830524
1730164830524
md5: 7763bcd4a71449ada7bd8ebfac716d65๐Ÿ”
>>717394470 (OP)
mogs every shitty menu simulator.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:38:49 AM No.717396602
1746373103173184
1746373103173184
md5: 1f419df0d93eb1505d443b3557ae9562๐Ÿ”
Absolute destroyed. Final Fantasy is a dead franchise.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:40:06 AM No.717396669
gaped
gaped
md5: 634e12cf6e5176b794a397a1f14f0a0d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:45:18 AM No.717396926
Screenshot_20241215_001935_Gallery
Screenshot_20241215_001935_Gallery
md5: 333c2492d999a7f492b8ee12d2ff9ee2๐Ÿ”
Thread only for the best RPGs of the genre, subhuman slop like Rebirth should not apply.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:45:44 AM No.717396945
>>717394470 (OP)
>Dropped the moment I realized I had to have even a tiny shred of skill
Aww, poor babby.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:47:01 AM No.717397013
>>717396602
I'm really looking forward to the Clair Obscur saga domination
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:47:40 AM No.717397053
3 (2)
3 (2)
md5: 36b27026bbd73d557eec8ae35ac17c44๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:48:27 AM No.717397102
>>717394470 (OP)
I'm playing it exclusively because it's parry-slop, after playing Sekiro I'm not going back to the mundane "dodge"
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:51:40 AM No.717397280
>x-presser sharts and pisses itself when it has to press something else and more than once per minute
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:52:58 AM No.717397348
2639361916392
2639361916392
md5: 6fe7dc995fa4555be98f847e39c39d22๐Ÿ”
>subhuman franchise
>subhuman fans
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:01:30 AM No.717397784
metafag
metafag
md5: fc791849247b51e036782d32da3b1cdd๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:14:06 AM No.717398382
1737854573545
1737854573545
md5: 8b790ec8770abf3023e7ed9a1c848198๐Ÿ”
>>717396602
>Flawless deep combat
>Great characters
>Great story
>Great art direction
>Great OST
>Waifus
>Good graphics
>Lots of content
>Memorable moments that stay with you long after the game ends
This is a 10/10 game
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:17:33 AM No.717398536
>>717394984
It's not really "indie" though, they got a lot of cash injection from rich and powerful people, negative reviews are probably suppressed like with bananza. Talk about pirating it and watch the shills implode.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:19:23 AM No.717398618
>>717397102
Sekiro is the best fromsoft game of all time. Only thing I wish was better is music
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:20:55 AM No.717398698
>>717394470 (OP)
>parryslop
It's Mario RPG/Paper Mario 1-2 battle system
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:04:44 AM No.717400689
>>717394470 (OP)
>JRPG
sir, this is frenchslop
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:06:44 AM No.717400773
>>717394470 (OP)
>a jrpg for people who hate JRPG's
Damn maybe I should play it then
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:08:21 AM No.717400878
>>717394470 (OP)
what do you even do with someone who is too shit at vidya to beat expedition 33? the game is pretty easy. the game peaks in difficulty with the lamp boss at the end of act 1.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:11:01 AM No.717401002
>>717398698
>Zoomer wheels out a game he never played to defend modernslop
kek, like clockwork
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:17:43 AM No.717401305
>>717398536
Any game not on gog isnt worth paying for
And use piracy like those game demos they used to give out
If your game is trash, fuck you, otherwise, I'll get it on sale
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:18:12 AM No.717401327
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1747808522655759_thumb.jpg
md5: f01f3efcc7f12018c19860f3b4a821c6๐Ÿ”
>>717394470 (OP)
I hated this so fucking much, its the most basic way to make gameplay possible (fucking pong is more complex), just stepmania simon says... 80% of the battle outcome is just pressing button on time in a fucking strategic jrpg, it undermines every aspect of forward thinking and preparation in rpg. I hate parry slop shoved for no reason so much.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:19:48 AM No.717401390
>>717394984
Both of those are JRPGs though. Genres are not regional indicators.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:20:18 AM No.717401408
>>717394470 (OP)
You don't have to parry.
You can go the whole game without ever dodging or parrying.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:21:49 AM No.717401473
>>717401408
Nope you cant, definitely not on your first playthrou, and you need rng.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:26:46 AM No.717401697
>>717401473
You can. There's a video of a guy doing it. It's pretty gimmicky at the start, but eventually you get enough defensive stuff to turn the game into your standard turn-based game. And of course, it will be somewhat RNG. I mean, even in FF, you can party wipe just because an instant kill landed on every member.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:29:48 AM No.717401840
>>717401002
He definitely didn't play the super mario rpg remake or the 50 mario and luigi and paper mario games released over the last two nintendo generations.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:31:29 AM No.717401897
>>717398536
>Nintendo out of nowhere
'ric post
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:32:41 AM No.717401941
>>717394470 (OP)
So basically you didnโ€™t actually drop it because itโ€™s obvious you never bought it. Nice try kike
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:34:45 AM No.717402037
>slop
>slop
>slop
><attribute>slop
>slop
thanks for the enlightening discussion fellas
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:35:57 AM No.717402081
1724912529864718
1724912529864718
md5: 280ceaaae008471e6fbe2b4a823365a6๐Ÿ”
>>717394984
obscur looks the same with fog disabled btw.

metaphor simply chose not to use volumetric scattering, bloom and volumetric fog because they have standards.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:36:46 AM No.717402108
>>717394470 (OP)
This your screenshot lil baby bro ? Parrying would have already been introduced to you by this point in the game.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:36:59 AM No.717402117
>>717401897
Wasn't he pro expedition 33?