Thread 717394540

What is this thing?

>>717394540 (OP)
a uh rabbit

>>717394540 (OP)
but sam you don’t even like girls!

My cock warmer

>>717394540 (OP)
Something you can stick your dick in (not via mouth).

>>717394540 (OP)
Either a hare or a rabbit

>>717394540 (OP)
a wascal

>grow up playing point and clicks in the 2000s
>had all the Telltale DVDs and even the devils playhouse poster set
>remember playing episode 5 of season 3 and expecting a new game in a year or two
>2025
>telltale gone
>no season 4
>only sam and max fans are furries
life is hell

Heh?

>>717394852
Politicians should be gassed.

>>717394852
Max is married to Sam

>>717394540 (OP)
fleshlight

>>717394540 (OP)
tags: monobutt, small_pred, rapid_digestion

>>717394852
things homosexuals have connquered
>rainbows
>closets
how do we stop them bros?

>>717394540 (OP)
Does the carpet match the drapes?
>>717394852
> makes slight gay jokes
> homosexuals force a dog to rape a rabbit
Another thing ruined by fags

>>717394852
>writers make joke about sam and max being gay
>mentally ill faggots think the joke making fun of them is serious and validates their lifestyle choices
I may weep openly. I bet these faggots are a big reason why Steve doesn't talk much about the series anymore

I wanna fuck sybil so bad

>>717395490
>slight gay jokes
>sam and max are canonically married
>max canonically doesn't like girls
>slight gay jokes

>>717395559
They made jokes about max showing his little penis to middleschoolers. Is max canonically a pedophile now?

>>717394540 (OP)
A gay rabbit trying to molest an honest, heterosexual professional.

>>717395123
This has yet to be stated.
https://youtu.be/a4GtpAFbYwE?t=68

>>717395559
This guy thinks every family guy cutaway gag is canon to the shows lore

why did they ruin the artstyle of season 3 in the remaster? the semi-realistic look was really unique back in the day

>>717395741
They ruined bosco in the remaster too. His new voice fucking sucks.

>>717394852
https://samandmax.fandom.com/wiki/Max
>it's real
god i hate fandom

>>717395559
>>717395123
If even they're gay, there's a shitload of wrong shit on that website.
The fucking political flags, the "queer" word, the authoritarian tone of the warning, the generic catch all arrow flag that technically speaking is running over homosexuals...

>>717394540 (OP)
Angry pharaoh

>>717395541
It'd be one thing if it was a joke or two, but there's at least a couple dozen gay jokes across all Sam & Max media. When does it stop being a joke and start being a valid interpretation of the characters, when then they fuck on screen?

>>717394852
>>717395780
Max is gay, but whoever wrote this is a fag

>>717395123
For tax reasons.

>>717395741
I was also disappointed by this. If Save the World and Beyond Time and Space were seasons of a TV series, Devil's Playhouse was the theatrical film. Bringing the visual style in line with the previous seasons really robs the game of its grandeur.

I love watching max in 5905336 on loop so much

>>717394540 (OP)
He's a little bunny.
>>717394852
>>717395123
>>717395780
Sam's not gay, Max's not gay.

>>717396375
It all depends on context
>when then they fuck on screen?
Depends if it's a funny joke like poking fun of brokeback mountain.

>>717394540 (OP)
semen demon

>>717394540 (OP)
looks like a slut to me

>>717395490
>homosexuals force a dog to rape a rabbit
the rabbit tops bud

>>717395780
>queer
I don't get these young gays. This is a slur that gets hurled out of the back of pickup trucks.

>>717394652
What did he mean by that?

>>717399023
He's obviously a power bottom

Dear furries
Please stop ruining Sam & Max
Regards, anon

>>717399119
they have a humilliation fetish

>>717399119
trannies (mostly pooners) started calling everyone that because they don't feel included by gay.

>>717399402
>it's trannies again
They shouldn't be included and I'm gay, not a queer.

>>717399380
It's not even furries doing it.

>>717399572
you are
or you're against them... and that's... problematic...

Any chance Hit the Road could ever get a rerelease?

>>717399572
ITA and im also gay. they drag us down and encourage degeneracy among us. reminds me of weimar.

What does sybils farts smell like

>>717394540 (OP)
A gay ass rabbit

>>717399870
>among us
sus

>>717399870
>clean up all the cruising, drugs and unprotected sex fucking shit up
>trannies come in and do all that shit + chop their cocks off and groom kids to do the same
should have never tolerated them

>>717400217
>clean up all the cruising, drugs and unprotected sex fucking shit up
fags never stopped that
don't pretend they quit

>>717394540 (OP)
The more I think about it the more I realize that sex with Max would be really really kinky and that I'd be way into it even though he's obviously a weirdo.
Why's he gotta be so great? Fucking hell I feel dumb about it but also not because he is actually that cute.
>>717399986
Poster was right.

>>717400217
that "umbrella" shit was always for their protection. they need others to shield them because their entire lives don't hold up to even the slightest scrutiny.

>>717399380
I'm a furry and I don't think sam or max is gay. I bet max would do buttstuff because he's a little freak but he's not actually gay.

I think some of the very few pieces of rule 63 Sam and Max fanart is hot.

>>717400557
prison gay
got it

>>717399986
>A gay ass rabbit
many such cases

I only played season 1 and 2 on my wii. What the fuck is this?

>>717400262
It's relegated to the fringes nowadays instead of being the norm. Sluts are going to be sluts but most gays aren't having unprotected sex outside of monogamous relationships anymore.
>>717400461
they've brought a fucked up culture with them and they're man haters to the extent that they make lesbians seem tame. They are obsessed with what other people think to an unhealthy degree and they search out and create destructive relationships. They don't just want to change themselves they want to change others around them sexually, socially, and physically to fit their delusions which is fundamentally incompatible with the gay movement.

>>717401159
In the final episode of the third season, she shows up and is pregnant with Abe Lincoln's Statue's baby.

>>717401248
Fuck.... why couldn't it be me instead....

>>717394852
>>717395123
>>717395490
>>717395559
THEY'RE GAY WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
THEY'RE STRAIGHT WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
THEY'RE IN A DOWN-LOW RELATIONSHIP WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
THEY'RE A MARRIED COUPLE WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
THEY CROSSDRESS WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
THEY'RE DEGENERATES WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
THEY'RE COMICALLY INNOCENT CARTOON CHARACTERS WHO'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF SEX.

WHEN. IT'S. FUNNY.

If it's the default, it isn't funny anymore. Therefore, they're not always gay.
The whole point of the "You don't even like girls joke" is treating Max like he's a prepubescent boy who thinks girls are icky after he makes a raucous statement implying he's attracted to a woman. The idea that he would have to be reminded that he isn't attracted to women despite expressing exactly that a second ago.

>>717402023
Exactly fags took it an ran with it. Fags are probably why you cant ask bosco "why the sex change" in the remake.

>>717402239
That's hilarious xD boys can't be girls!! Hahahahahah

>>717402239
>fags
probably more so fujoshis

>>717394735
holy shit it's klonoa

>>717402239
have you considered that people just like the paring

>>717402626
Hes dressing and acting like his mom because he's a paranoid schizo. And his paranoia is proven when you use the white house bomb cameras and see one right in boscos store looking at him. If you actually played the game you might appreciate the writing more other than looking at screenshots.

>>717402760
A dog raping a bunny and destroying his insides is a disgusting pairing.

>>717402780
/v/ doesn't play games they just whine about culture war shit and jerk off to off-topic goonbait all day

>>717394540 (OP)
my new hat

>>717398545
Max hates girls, though.

Been planning to start reading the Purcell comics soon, so does anyone here have a specific favorite book or strip they’d recommend?

>>717402896
So do incel chuds, possibly a gaycel?

>>717402828
sam has a canon micropenis

>>717402828
They're sapient cartoon critters capable of consent and physics-defying exploits. If your mind go straight to realistic snuff and rape, that says way more about you than about the characters.

>>717402962
>incels are actually gay men ignorant of the fact they are gay and so violently lash out in confusion
dude
that makes way too much sense

>>717403025
How else does a dog fuck a rabbit besides rape? Rabbits are prey animals and dogs are their predators. That's how animals are.

>>717403062
Counterpoint: Max has been seen eating meat on multiple occasions and has razor sharp teeth perfect for rending flesh from bone.

>>717403062
They're funny talking cartoons who walk on two feet, not a literal feral dog and rabbit. Max isn't even a rabbit, he's a "rabbit-y thing". Again, if you see two cartoon characters being shipped and immediately go "IF A DOG RAPED A RABBIT IRL IT'D DIE YOU KNOW" there's something deeply wrong with you.

>>717403062
Max literally eats sam whole at one point

>>717402828
>>717403025
Far more important is the fact he thinks Sam would be the top, which is truly ridiculous.

Blah blah blah, all I know is I would fuck the shit out of maxs tight bunny boy bussy, and kiss him afterwards
>your gay
>you're a fag
>homosexual
Yeah I am, fuck you gonna do about it. I love bunny boys fuck you nigger

>>717394540 (OP)
From the box of the only game, a hyperkinetic rabbity thing.

>>717403160
>>717403062

If you think about the aspects of a cartoon rabbit and dog fucking there's bigger issues for both of you. Shut the fuck up and go to e621 you degenerates, stop shitting up one of my favorite games and go back to undertale or Rick n morty.

>>717395629
Some fag wiki claims it's stated in the series, but I've watched it all recently and there's no hints at it.

>>717403324
Nobody even started talking about fucking until you did. Do you get mad about Roger and Jessica Rabbit because bestiality is illegal irl?

>>717403293
If he didn't bite your face off when you tried to kiss him, it would be pretty great.

>>717403293
ngl this and this is what the thread's kinda making me think about anyways
would definitely take his love punches as well

>>717402896
Little boys hate girls too, it doesn't mean every little boy is gay.

>>717403380
I was more mad that Kathleen Turner would ever bang Charles Fleischer.

>>717403424
Imagine getting all of your shit stuck to his fur if he bums you? Same for if you bum him. That would be a nightmare to clean up. It would smell horrible.

>>717403324
Go back to ifunny you obnoxious anti-smut tourist, 4chan was and is always a pro lewd website

>>717403574
Not only that. 4chan has always been a pro-gay-furry-lewd website in particular Even if they acted like it wasn't. Marty remembers. You can't close Pandora's box, faggots. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>717403726
That was a good comic. I liked the part where they took him to pound town. I didn't like the following comics where Marty turns into a cry baby because Jesse won't be his boyfriend. Don't be a shameless whore if you want a meaningful relationship.

>>717403574
>>717403726
Yeah I used to goon on 4chan too when i was in middleschool on my flip phone. I grew up though unlike you.

>>717403380
I never talked about fucking you degenerate. Also you say the word ship so youre probably autistic. Ship = you are thinking about them fucking so youre just as guilty as the rabbit rape guy.... retard....

>>717403856
>phones weren't rotary in middle school
Zoooooooooooooom.

>>717403856
>I grew up but I still post on 4chan
Failed normal faggot detected fuck off from 4chan you stupid nigger. 4chan is and will always be a pro lewd website

>>717403917
I've used this site on n off since 2007 retard, flip phones were a thing in 2007 zoomer
>>717403931
Yeah i post on here to laugh at people like you while I pat my belly and laugh (while drinking beer)

>>717397584
Which site do I put the code in?

>>717403931
Newfag detected 4chan was a pro loli website. Now everyone grew up and realized drawn naked children is kinda weird. Unless you go on the honeypot that is /b/ now.

>>717404120
you mean 7chan? 4chan never really had lolis on it back then

>>717394540 (OP)
A rabbid rampant junk food black hole.

>>717404016
Ha ha. We get it, you're pretending to be a retarded self hating brownoid 14 year old claiming valor without understanding anything. Try to be less obvious next time.

If you're not pretending, a word of advice: Flip phones could not display 4chan back in 2007. And it would have been unusable even if they could.

>>717404054
r34

>>717404120
>everyone
/pol/ is not everyone
You are wrong stop trying to rewrite history
4chan is and will always be a pro-lewd website

>>717404054
Rule34.xxx. It's a Syuro animation of Max getting cumflated.

>>717394540 (OP)
Man puritans are so annoying. It’s one thing to go “you fags with your shipping conversations are annoying, shut up” another to go “those evil furry homosexual DEGENERATES are pushing UNCLEAN thoughts involving rape of REAL LIFE ANIMALS”

>>717404443
Worked on my flip phone, it barely worked but gifs would load. You actually are a zoomer retard that never tried it.

>>717404443
> zoomer doesnt understand flip phones could browse the web
oh yeah nu/v/ were so back

>>717404016
>2007
Eternal newfag

>>717404590
I started browsing in 2011. And I never bothered trying it on a flip phone, because that's retarded. Flip phones had such shitty resolution that you probably couldn't see more than one post at a time, they'd probably get cut off. All of the fancier HTML probably wouldn't work, and I can't see the experience being usable enough that it was more than a curiosity. I didn't say for sure that it absolutely wouldn't work. Just that no one (but you, apparently.) would be enough of a dipshit to suffer through browsing that way.

>>717404713
The flip phone I had, had a browser that could barely display regular pages because they were running some stripped down version of Opera or whatever. I never fucking used it because it sucked that much. I don't know what the fuck you assholes are talking about. It's like saying you browsed 4chan on your Wii.

>>717404801
Well I jerked off to porn on 4chan in middleschool with a flip phone.
>>717404775
You think anyone using the site before 2007 is coming back? I come back here n there because its easy to bait people into hour long discussions like my puppet. Been doing it for over 15 years and it make me feel REALLY BIG patting my belly and laughing.

>>717404801
Get a load of this retard who missed out on Gameboy channing xD what a loser!

>>717404801
>2011
You will never be an oldfag, no matter how many years pass zoomer.

>>717404885
I've been here since 2006. I never left, newb
>Durrr! I only pretend to be 'tarded!
>I'm 1337haxor troll! Herpa-derp-derp
Sure you are, chief.

>>717404885
There was that 76 year old guy who was on this website since 2003, who posted his ID in a thread a few years back. He may or may not still be around.

>>717404937
Nope. I'll always be "Cancer." I respect the timeline.

>>717405002
Based grandpa. He will forever live on in our hearts.

Do we post vidya bnuuies here?

>>717405064
YES!!

>>717404993
What else is 4chan good for besides staging giant flame wars that go on for hours? What the fuck else is there to do on here besides be a degenerate gooner? Nobody thats started using this website after 2010 is funny, what do you use it for?

>>717405240
Talking to people with similar interests and hobbies. DuhhhhhHhhhhhhHhhhh.

>>717405437
nobody does that anymore here /v/ is thinly veiled loli gooner threads and culture wars. Both get boring pretty quickly. I was responding to myself in an argument for half the thread and made other people join in so I had fun :)

>>717405134
haha this is so scary i wonder what he will do to me

>>717405606
These were all me.
>>717405002
>>717405064
>>717405134
>>717405240
>>717405437

>>717405606
I do that. I'm also a prominent figure in a specific thread on /trash/, but that's beside the point. I like to keep things separate.

> Everyone talks about Sam and Max sucking and fucking eachother
> Nobody gives a shit about the best girl Sybil
Grim

>>717405712
7oomer?

>>717405696
Nice try buddy but these were all me
>>717405606
>>717405437
>>717405240
>>717405002
>>717404993
>>717404937
>>717404885
>>717404801
>>717404713

Max is for shrinking and aggressively smothering me in his non-existent crack drowning in sweat for 3 weeks or until his attention span fades(likely within three minutes)

>>717405797
did it ever occur to you the people talking about sam and max are gay?

>>717405650
Give you a big sloppy kiss? UwU

>>717394852
Why are you autistic fucks so obsessed with this shit

>>717405887
You're gay. Nothings straighter than wondering if Sam fucks Max in his tight little bunnhole

>>717395541
>>717396375
Sam & Max shippers are mentally ill as Ren & Stimpy shippers who probably see this scene as a serious romantic sex scene

>>717405819
No. Knowing him, he wouldn't be very interested in this thread, but you're on the right track.

>>717405887
Not even the shippers absolutely nobody has ever given a fuck about Sybil. She has tattoos and unstable career choices.... I can fix her....

>>717395606
Yes

>>717406075
He's always interested in stirring some shit and he's still better than at least half a dozen different shitposters

>>717405887
i am not gay but i do want max to hop on my dick over and over again like he's riding a see-saw

>>717406243
In any case. I'm not very familiar with /hmofa/. I only know 7oomer because he hangs around in my community for some reason, too.

>>717406243
>>717406075
>>717406010
>>717405958
Shut the fuck up about your epic 4chan trolling larp and talk about pregnant sybil. Dumbass oldfags never got past caring about the date people started using this garbage website seriously evolve. Its not 2011 anymore and half the boards are unusable.

Now.... back to pregnant sybil......

but what if

>>717406373
>woman worship
Opinion discarded

>>717394687
he'll bite your faggot dick off with his asshole and brag about it to sam

>>717406472
H-Hot

>>717394540 (OP)
A hyperkinetic rabbity thing.

>>717406395
Sam and Max would meet Samantha and Maxine after using some kind of multiversal travel device. They would have exactly the same voice actors, but they'd be switched and doing intentionally, obviously bad impressions of women. That's just what people sound like in that world.

>>717406395
What do their farts smell like? fuck bro

>>717394540 (OP)
A TF2 hat

>>717399881
Cinnamon and brimstone.

>>717406373
Why? She's not only a h*man woman (shit by default) but she's also a bitch. Harry Moleman is completely right about the undead and she wants to be a cunt about (((including))) shambling brain eaters

>>717406429
If sybil had a cock I would wanna worship her as more.
>>717406728
Tattoos and daddy issues, she probably gives the best head.

>>717394540 (OP)
A hyperkinetic rabbity thing.

> no bosco fans
shit thread

>>717395541
funny how they take "haha buddycop gaye" jokes at face value, yet ignores shit like Sam's relationship history with female dogs, which strongly suggests that he's straight on top of dogs not being able to fuck anything outside of themselves just like the real life

>>717407187
Like said previously in the thread, these are the people that take every family guy cutaway gag as confirmed lore. I remember doing that when i was 5.

>>717394540 (OP)
fleshlight rape pet

>>717395764
I think he sounds fine in season 3. Still not as good as the original, but he definitely improved compared to how he sounded in season 1.

>>717407320
I havent played season 3 or the remakes
original bosco voice > new bosco
New bosco sounds like a black grandpa instead of a schizo redpilled nigger.

>>717407275
Max tells Sam to kiss his fuzzy little butt. SAX CONFIRMED!!! They are married and love eachother

i just think they're cute together :)

>>717394540 (OP)
Sam & Max could've been an iconic video game mascot if the fan base wasn't so autistic and insular, and gate kept the game from trying to reach wider audience with their sick fetish

>>717408054
Actual trouble was difficulties selling copies in the noughties.

>>717408054
I want a wider audiance to experience my sick fettish so they adopt it also.

>>717404473
>>717404579
Eh, not bad. Woulda preferred full body though. Does gay furry porn REALLY count for being gay?

>>717408502
idk it's definitely not heterosexual but also not conflatable with finding dudes hot IRL so who even knows
maybe rabbit dudes are just inherently that hot

>>717408502
Yes, yes it does. As much as some people seem to think it doesn't, it does nonetheless. If a dick isn't a dealbreaker, you're at least a little bit gay. And if you don't need tits or a pussy to be involved, you're more than a little bit gay.
And that's a good thing. Accepting it feels nice, and it doesn't have to change you one bit. If you're worried about that. (I used to be.)

>>717408054
If they had more conventional gameplay with the same writing, the ceiling for Sam and Max was as a weird cult classic like Psychonauts. I'd say they actually did better as a point and click adventure. They're the reason Telltale could make The Walking Dead and The Wolf Amogus. Without Sam and Max, there wouldn't have been that small, beautiful resurgence of a weird outmoded genre of game that also gave us SBCG4AP and the Back to the Future games that are just a straight up sequel anthology on par with the original movies.

>>717394540 (OP)
bnuy

>>717408054
>>717408415
That's how homosexuality colonized the world.

>>717405958
i hope so...

>>717394540 (OP)
a rabbit

>>717394540 (OP)
sam

>>717410289
Very cute

A BNUUY THREAD... ON /v/???

Who's your favorite bunny from vidya?

>>717413107
Max! Him cute

you know what they say about rabbits and breeding

>>717414005
No, no I don't. What do they say?

I wish Poker Night was still a thing

>>717394852
Honestly wish this series just died and was mostly forgotten after the 3rd Telltale game. It would be a lot more preferable to this.

>>717395270
fart_disposal also

>>717394540 (OP)
A lagomorph.

>>717415357
hot.

>>717394738
You should check out hit the road, the comic’s and the cartoon. All are great.
Can’t help you with the furry thing

>>717414068
Same

>>717406952
errrmmm
a funny black man is problematic, chud.

>>717414005
Wtf Max will breed me?!

>>717417697
Not just Max UwU

>>717394540 (OP)
Not fat enough for one thing. I need Sam also fatter.

>>717395270
>the picture where Sam holds a swollen gun with Max's feet sticking out of the barrel

I'd be all over Max stuff if I didn't know how fucking ugly and unattractive Sam is.
>>717418353
And this fucking fetish also ruins everything it touches

>>717420141
Ruins pants, yes.

>>717394540 (OP)
The new trashtoonz animation was tight af. Max had low hangers and was holding on to Sam’s cheeks for dear life. Shit was hot.

>>717403847
that is how gays think

I wanna pound Max

>>717425338
shut up, Max

>>717394540 (OP)
A walking onahole for me.

Gimmesomething to draw of Max and I'll post it if the thread survives or will make another sam and max thread whenever it's done with it as op picture

>>717414164
Sam and Max ending in Telltale's hands was a mistake.
As much I don't think Telltale's Sam and Max wasn't bad, they could've explored more outside of it being point and click, too bad Telltale had no interest making games outside of borderline VN but terribly written for normalfag western audiences (Poker Night was alright tho).

>>717406395
Fem Sam and Max....sexo.....

He is a lagomorph
Also fuck ttg for making these piece of shit "interactive movie" snoozefests instead of giving us a season 4, glad they went bankrupt

how the telltale remaster?

>>717428098
Draw sybil bending over and spreading her ass

>>717430863
Boscos voice is shit and you cant ask him "why the sex change" when hes dressed like his mom anymore. For some reason they kept the old voice actor for jimmy two teeth that voiced bosco. Fuck the remakes.

>>717431242
I said of Max, anon.

>>717431640
Then draw max bending over and spreading his ass

I hope Skankape games' main interest is making more Sam & Max, instead of trying to go back to making (or remastering) telltale's awful moviegames with borrowed IP.
They are apparently ex-telltale devs but from the looks of things they seemed to loathed making those as they are going all-in for Sam & Max branding.

>>717428098
Fem Max (Basically just Max with eyelashes) making some snarky remark about why people will goon to anything if you add eyelashes.

>>717432031
What other genre do you want the next Sam & Max game to be? I'm personally hoping for a 3D run-n-gun platformer, something akin to the old Ratchet & Clank games.

>>717432359
top-down JRPG

>>717431391
As much as the changes sucked I think the hate was overblown and reactionary. They butchered Bosco but outside of that the game is the same, and the visuals are better.
I don't think overall experience changes that much just because Bosco line got cut a bit.

>>717402896
Max has to constantly be reminded by Sam that he dislikes girls, usually right after he fawns over one. It's a joke you dip.

>>717431391
>>717432545
Can't you just mode the old lines back in?

what a thread, huh?

>>717433237
It's wednesday

>>717432359
Toon-style small budget GTA like Simpson's Hit and Run or Tiny Terry's Turbo Trip would be nice
I mean they have their own car and guns, it'd be fun to run over shit and shoot random pedestrians, it's in-character too

>>717432752
Yeah there's Bosco restoration mod, fixing the game is simple as that.

>>717402023
this, I don't get why some people want to unnecessarily fill in the blanks, when it's obvious that the writers just didn't find it useful to give the character a sexuality, they did the same shit with fucking Spongebob, I guess these people just crave representation.

>>717433994
It helps that Sam and Max are cute. SpongeBob is ugly so no one really cares what his sexuality is. Most people calling SpongeBob gay were conservative Christians who saw his childish mannerisms as subversive queerness.

>>717394852
>Sam's page says the same thing
>entire section about him being transgender because Poker Night 2 has a joke about him trying to sound less like Goofy from Mickey Mouse which they somehow attached to transgender voice training
>this is a necessary thing to put on the game's main wiki

>>717431640
Have her bend over in front of max and spread her ass while he eats it out.

>>717433780
Its only for 1 episode.... Its a painstaking task to replace every audio file as they are just random numbers.

Yes, Max works as a crazy power bottom, but…surprisingly hung Max, small top, big bottom…it just feels more correct, you know?

>>717394848
kek

>>717394852
>Unironically enjoy Sam & Max porn
>These kinds of nuts exists

Why can't these niggers just jornk it on the side and enjoy the games/show for what they are?

>>717432359
I'm sad that the vr game was putrid shit

>>717434403
Everything they like has to be about THEM. Everything in their lives has to be a contributing factor to their epiphany of self discovery. Whoever wrote that genuinely believes hearing Sam say that in Poker Night 2 contributed to their realization that they were transgender. That shit is cooking people's brains and turning reasonable people into anxious self absorbed messes who stake their self esteem entirely on the way the rest of the world perceives them. When they say "No actually, I CAN get pregnant." Or "I'm actually having periods." or "Biologically, transgender people are the sex they claim to be because of X, Y, and Z." It's because they need to believe it's true, or else their self esteem plummets. Everything they do is in service of convincing themselves they're not the person they used to hate looking in the mirror at anymore.

>>717399119
They took it back

>>717394540 (OP)
A sociopathic anthropomorphic lagomorph.

The mind boggles.

>>717434403
>The joke is that Sam is insecure about him being seen as a discount Goofy
>Trannies heard it as a lore dump about his sexuality
Did the doctors mix fent in their HRT pills?

>>717434403
Rape everyone and leave

>>717434830
They have it for all episodes including season 2, it's on gamebanana

>>717402023
Didn't the cartoon have a joke with a present directly in front of Max's asshole saying "do not open until xmas"? Come on bro, this isn't new.

>>717437764
Gay jokes used to be funny in 2006 thats why theres so many.

>>717437949
yeah, "funny"
haha, i love cock, as a joke of course!

>>717437764
Yeah but that only showed up because Max was picking up a soap in a shower room
It's another case of family guy cutaway-tier gag (albeit funny), stop being disingenuous and snipping context tranny

>>717437764
Yes, because they're gay when it's funny, and not gay when it's not. What don't you understand about that?

>>717438582
it's never funny

>>717395781
It quite literally ISN'T true. Sam has a girlfriend in various parts of canon Purcell media. Max "not liking girls" was always meant to be childish "boys rule, girls drool" class stuff. And all the faggot jokes I have seen done a million times with straight characters, it's a classic comic gag because fags have always been seen as obviously crazy loonies

Of course, the nu-S&M fandom has consistently misinterpreted things because it's 99% troons and fags

>>717438619
Maybe Sam & Max isn't a series for you then I guess, it may be too homophobic in your standard.
Taking their jokes at a face-value isn't the right way to cope, it's just going to make you look more insane.

>>717438218
>>717438582
>>717438861
>it’s just a joke!

>>717439089
It literally is a classic comic gag lmao, next time you'll be telling me it isn't in other comics retard

>>717439158
>latinx
translation?

>>717439158
>it was just a gag! I could get a note from my doctor.

>>717439226
>Muh spanish is woke language

TLDR context is that Mort and Phil are extremely chauvinistic and lustful Bond parodies, and putting them together is a gag because they are together only due to circumstances and Phil (white shirt one) would shoot Mort (the black shirt one) if he could

It's a quite similar example to Sam & Max, because both also hate each other. I know the whole Devil's Playhouse ending but that's the most un-S&M ending possible. In the comics and in Hit the Road the duo is basically ready to shoot each other down and only refrain from it usually due to pity

>>717438861
zamn who's thay dog girl

>>717438218
>>717438861
Why do you care about the “canon lore” of a gag comedy series.
Why are you defending the heterosexual honor of two anthropomorphic animals.

>>717439089
I mean if Family Guy had a scene where Peter drops a soap and showed "do not open until xmas" on his asshole would you update his bio to be PETER GRIFFIN: NOW BISEXUAL AND QUEER
You are only projecting that shit to a cartoon rabbit because you are also a zoophilie on top of being a homosexual, take a cold shower faggot.

>>717439465
because I'm literally Sam!

>>717439502
A bit of an ironic choice of words, lol.

>>717439457
Sam's ACTUAL partner, unfortunately seems like people forget she wasn't a one-off in some random Valentine's postcard

>>717439465
they are not hetrosexual homosexual queer or whatever, it's a fucking cartoon mascot that's akin to Ren&Stimpy
stop having a meltie

>>717439502
Cutaways and offhand jokes have made Peter just about every ethnicity, sexuality and "gender identity" possible. Some of it gets followed up on, and some of it gets left behind. That's how cartoons work. They do what they think is funny.

>>717439650
what the hell, what's her name?

>>717439720
>that's akin to Ren&Stimpy
you mean two other characters that got made gay

>>717439596
This guy actually thinks Peter Griffin is bi and represents their sexuality lmao

>>717434403
I thought you were just taking the piss. Imagine being so fucking deluded that you actually write all of this out, holy shit.

>>717439787
Susan, I think

>>717439836
there's a lot of gay jokes, but I'm pretty sure they are just a bunch of hideous cartoon blobs

>>717439840
If I was bi I’d kms

>>717439721
Yeah by their logic Homer would be queer too (but they probably unironically think that too, considering retard here is having a meltie claiming that every cartoon character on earth including Peter Griffin to be queer)

>>717439882
The only ramble i'll take seriously from the wiki is the one that claimed Sams idle animation of constantly fidgeting with his hat and tie because it's what the zoomers call 'stimming', behavior associated with neurodivergent conditions, because Sam is very clearly not a normal dog

>>717440256
No one said that though.

So is Jasper from Family Guy actually straight or asexual or whatever because his gayness is used as a source for jokes? Genuine question.

>>717439465
Because nu-S&M """""fans""""" ruined the franchise. It's because of them that we got the neutered Telltale games which have zero of the edgy and fun nature that the comics and Hit The Road have and instead are ultra-generic "CrAzY wAcKy" point and click games with zero difficulty. It's because of them that Skunkape Studios remade them only to bastardize them more, with the three "controversial" things in them being removed so the troon fans wouldn't cry about Bosco's VA not being black or some shit.

So yeah, fuck nu-S&M fans and fuck nu-S&M. Sam is straight and has a girlfriend, Max is more focused on violence but is also quite lecherous in a bunch of the old comics and even in the Telltale game is an avid reader of Playbunny which has nude bunny girls.

>>717439720
answer the question

>>717440598
“Sam and Max is less edgy now because of the evil homosexuals” seems like a stretch to me. I doubt the games would’ve been left uncensored even if all the fans sweared by their samurai code that Sam and Max were honorable Christian men. Because it’s just an HR thing.

am I allowed to think sam and max are gay, but not be sexually attracted to either of them, and hate zoomer idpol shit at the same time?
it's just funny

>>717440941
Purcell is a broke comic writer who rides the wave. The only reason S&M are so censored is because nu-S&M fans are nigh-exclusively troons who'd leave him if he went back to classic S&M. Of course, the franchise IS dying either way but he's trying to prolong the inevitable as much as possible. This isn't HR, this is the result of having a comic franchise that isn't Garfield and not being able to retain your old audience

This is also why he nowadays spends his time making cringeworthy "Max beats le heckin' nazi-erinos" art instead of his classic comics, because he knows the furry fandom he has will get offended if he goes back to that. Most of the Telltale fans don't even know it used to be a comic saga

>>717441080
yes

>>717441270
you're doing a whole lot of projecting onto a man you've never spoken to in your entire life

>>717441270
Oh ok so they actually are canon gay and you’re just making up your own hcs out of spite. It’s one thing if it was the fags hijacking something but if the literal creator is pandering to them there’s not much you can say at that point is there? Sure he’s probably selling out, but so what? Either swallow the cake you’ve been given or realize that caring about canon sexuality lore for a cartoon gag series is pretty stupid.

>>717441503
>Just eat the shit the creator made to pander instead of following the old canon made when he actually cared
No thanks. This is like telling people to suck it up and consider Paul as a canon part of Spider-Man lore. Fuck no

You may be content to eat shit but I've been following this franchise for way longer than the average furfag nu-fan and I'm not following the sellout lore

>>717394540 (OP)
A miserable little pile of pain

>>717441679
This is what I don’t get these people get so wrapped up in having to know what’s “canon” or not, but when the “canon” shifts into something they don’t like they make up some bullcrap about “real canon” and “fake canon”, completely missing the point of caring about any of this shit in the first place.

>>717441926
I agree in general but also all star trek after 2000 is fake canon

>>717408054
Sam and Max is not iconic by virtue of being point and click games.

>>717441926
This type of thinking is the very same that gave us gems like modern Disney Star Wars or Rings of Power.

I mean, good for you that you don't give a shit about basic franchise consistency and expect a level of quality in a product. Keep consuming and buying Funko Pops or whatever have you

>>717442217
you're allowed to not care about canon and drop off a franchise because it's shit at the same time

>>717403726
MARTY SUCKS

>>717443459
there are like a thousand deviantart pictures of thsi alone

>>717443960
for some reason reminded me of a David Firth stream I was watching where he said that the only salad fingers porn he approved of was the ones that kept him ugly and disgusting

>>717443774
yeah
my peanits

>>717440520
No, because that's a basic aspect of his character that never changes. It's the ground truth of his character. The ground truth of Peter Griffin is that he's an affable, oafish Family Man, and his role in the show is in just how much he can deviate from that ground truth. He almost never gets back to baseline anymore, but that's what Flanderization does. Jasper hasn't been in the show enough for them to start shifting his baseline away from "stereotypical gay Brian is passively ashamed of despite being an avowed Liberal." Jasper only really exists in the show as a contrivance to show Brian's hypocrisy. If they started using him more, they'd probably start making jokes about how he has a secret manosphere podcast under a different name, or that he's secretly a Greek Orthodox undercover agent trying to crack down on Satanism in the gay community or something.

>>717445434
but salad fingers is cute

>>717394540 (OP)
2 adult furry men can’t just be work partners and best friends who live together?

>>717449974
not when they're canonically married no