>Huh, a ten ton big fat retard guy with a giant sword. I bet I have to play it safe, focus on positioning, he hits hard but should move real slo-
>*launches 50 feet into the air and flies another 200 feet over to you slamming his sword into the ground and following it up with a lightning speed jab combo that locks onto you*

I hate fromslop so much. Every single guy is the same. It's the same fucking guy.

To be fair, it started out slower. I could be stupid, but I don't remember any giant walls of meat hopping around like a ballerina in DeS/DaS like you see in Elden Ring.

>>717395846 (OP)
>Every single guy is the same. It's the same fucking guy.
I hate you dumb cat poster but you're actually right for once. Artorias was the worst thing to happen to this franchise.

>""slop""
>tranimal
discarded

>>717395846 (OP)
Toxo moment

I hate this reddit cat so much

>>717395846 (OP)
I just hate how anime shit's gotten. Used to be people jumped up and then fell at a rate things fall at. Now they jump up, hover for 30 seconds, then change their trajectory and fall wherever you are. Physics are a suggestion to souls games these days.
>But Anon it's got magic!
Show me the fucking magic that makes you fart out antigravity. Fuck me even the antigravity guy doesn't do that shit, he just flies and becomes meteor while having the most jank fucking swinging animation in the world.

katia if she real

>>717395846 (OP)
If it's the same guy then you shouldn't be struggling this much

>>717398789
>sharty tourist
discarded

>>717399550
>unironically uses tourist
Faggot

>>717399805
>got outed
lmao

>>717398392
Artorias is entirely blockable with a medium shield
If you play the game without a shield than you have to pay the rollslopper toll

>>717399052
The heat seeking missile aerials started as early as DaS
The straight sword hollows in undead burg do it

But the hovering in air shit is such ass
I first noticed the lack of momentum in enemy attacks in the ivory king DLC
It's most obvious with the shitty fucking cats holding their paw up for 1-4 seconds before suddenly swiping at mach speed to throw off roll timing
It feels like such a cheap way to increase difficulty

I had hoped it would be a B-team exclusive shenanigan
Boy was I upset when I played DaS3