Thread 717400395

Having played RE0 and 7 back to back for my first time (0 on hard and 7 on normal because you have to unlock Madhouse first), I am absolutely shocked 7 is as loved as it is, when 0 was a much better paced game and just overall more inventive with some actually difficult puzzles (though I really don't understand the logic behind the animal lighter one and it's legitimately the only part of the game I'd say I didn't like trying to figure out). RE7 is literally and unironically for people too pussy to play Outlast 1 and 2 because "I'm murrican and need guns to feel badass and to make up for my tiny penis!"

Jack disappears way too soon and didn't really act like a stalker on my playthrough because I was too busy solving puzzles avoiding him (which to compliment Demake 2, Mr. X at least felt like when he had a bead on me, he was following me), then you get that embarrassing "YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???" SAW shit. Margie was my favorite boss (but not segment because the shack and bugs were boring), but only because she was a clear rip from [REC], one of my favorite horror movies.

>Save Zoe because I figure she can make more of the cure to help Mia
>Zoe completely disappears from the narrative and Mia is still super important

???

Why did this retarded game even ask me to make a choice?

Also the ammo is way, way, WAY overtuned on Normal. (You can't play Madhouse until you unlock it which I'm not going to because the game sucks) By the end of the game I had over 70 shotgun shells and over 500+ MG rounds. Was the game made for retarded Japanese people who don't play FPS games generally? (Even though the game is pretty American feeling with the constant use of BITCH and the ugly female characters Mia and Zoe)

I can't believe such a mid, runs out of steam piece of shit, "saved da franchise", though I'm not surprised considering what killed the franchise in the first place (RE4)

And if I see one more retard in my fucking YouTube feed about how RE7 "saved the franchise"...

lmao filtered

>>717400513
The only people that get filtered are RE4fags

>>717400528
What

>>717400395 (OP)
>>Why did this retarded game even ask me to make a choice?

Because Ethan is the Ada Wong of this game. If you pay attention it makes sense and a lot of dialog leads up to this.

1. Mia says Ethan was spying on her

2. Evelyn claims that Ethan doesn't love Mia after being absorbed into her mind hive. Mia only weakly disagrees.

3. The ending doesn't make sense unless he's talking about acquiring people exposed to the mutomycete.

4. When acquiring the parts to make the serum, he says when collecting one of the E parts that it doesn't make sense to use it. Why would he know either way if it made sense or not?

There are a few other lines but this is the bulk of it.


This goes over a lot of people's heads.

>>717400395 (OP)
desu i couldnt finish RE7 because the game was genuinely too scary. i usually play RE games in a dark room with headphones and im usually very stoned too.

>>717400395 (OP)
It's a good game let down by two fundamental flaws. First one being utterly boring enemies (molded) the other being the game falls apart at the tanker section, like the Devs just decided to phone it in.

WOW........ RE7...... is............ overrated....... dogshit..........(gulp)........but you know what???..... YOU CAN'T DO SHIT.......ALL YOU CAN DO..... is just wating time...... on latam shitskin board......... and complaining seething weeping like bitch for years after years after years after....... till you becoming sore loser BALD FATFUCK...... WOW!!!!!!!!!!......... is.....isn't that.......kinda sad???........

>>717405041
>desu i couldnt finish RE7 because the game was genuinely too scary.
bro it's just pixels on a screen, it can't hurt you

getting a bit tired of this copypasta thread

>>717400395 (OP)
>I am absolutely shocked 7 is as loved as it is
it's just the first game that zoomers got blasted in the face with marketing by capcom this hard. they gaslit it into legendary status until they made super retarded tranny fans going nuts for the mommy milkers in 8.

>>717400395 (OP)
im bound to say pretty much every RE game is better than 7. most overhyped normie trash ive ever had the displeasure of playing.

>>717400395 (OP)
>RE7 is overrated dog shit
Always was. This trash did more damage to RE than 6 ever could.

>>717400395 (OP)
Filtered

>>717400395 (OP)
I love it but it's true that the highs are high but lows are also low. The house is fantastic, Jack is one of my favorite characters in the series, game has some of the spookiest scares. But it suffers from what I would call "RE6 syndrome" where it doesn't know what it wants to be so it's very inconsistent, one moment you're exploring a large house being stalked by a crazy middle aged guy with a shovel, then next you are playing some weird escape game.

>>717400395 (OP)
>>717400417
Retard.

>>717409202
>Jack is one of my favorite characters in the series
kys

>>717405828
>the cheetoh armchairian still unable to prove me wrong

>>717409149
See: >>717400538

The only people that get filtered are RE4fags