>LO TA NA BA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HOO HUH HAH HOO HUH HAH

>>717400910 (OP)
Chunky had to die for THIS faggy piece of shit? Congrats, you can destroy the environment slightly faster, instead of having another character with a charming personality who happens to be physically stronger and helps you out. It appeals to power fantasy craving zoomers who flip out and lose their mind when goku goes from super saiyan 12 to super saiyan 13, or rave about the last marvel/dc/superhero movie.

>>717401093
>muh muh muh muh ZOOMERFAGGOTS GRRRR muh muh muh muh

bro i aint reading all that :crying_emoji: bro seething over zoomers :skull: ong u cracked my gyat lmao fr fr no cap btw new donkey kong game is strait BUSSIN senpai shits straight :fire::fire::fire:

>>717401093
No one gives a shit about chunky, you just want to cry about zoomers because you're a manchild.

>>717401093
Chunky relegated DK to just pulling levers though

>>717401093
>teehee Chunky is stronger than DK
glad Nintendo shoved that fucker into the vault.

>>717401319
I'm a child because I criticize game design of a game for literal babies. That's rich. If the game is so good, why does nintendo have to pay for astroturfing and deleting of negative reviews?

>>717400910 (OP)
>Zebra
>ZEBRA
>ZEEEEEBRAAAAAA

>>717401558
Sucks
>Themes
Kong>Snake>ostritch>elephant>zebra

>>717401451
Barrel blasts and invincibility were cool abilities for DK, and rambi transformation. Yeah they could've designed it better, but I think the swap formula that rare had way back in DKC is way better than no swap.

>>717401451
The extra kongs are what made people excited about the next 3d donkey kong, and they were blue balled for over 25 years only to get a dogshit game for people who were born after the pandemic.

>>717401319
I CARE about Chunky. But that faggot does not represent me.
At all.
I quite liked Bananza start to finish.

>>717401451
And he is the best God damned leveler puller this side of Kongo Bongo! Have some respect.

>>717402201
>that faggot
Thought you were talking about Kong Bananza transformation

>>717401093
How

>>717401093
Honestly, handling 5 characters is hard to do.
I can't think of a reasonable way to do it without making it either too easy or a tedious chore

>>717400910 (OP)
>>717401558
Posts like these make this game sound so incredibly obnoxious. As if the new art direction wasn't enough on its own.

I fell asleep multiple times while playing Bananza. It didn't tickle any part of my brain at all.
Guess I'm autistic or something.

>>717400910 (OP)
its weird how /v/ wants to try and pretend this game isnt good.
its weird how we had that year or so of forced "soul" memes and discussions, that when a game with soul comes around, we have to pretend it doesnt count

the real reason no one talks about soul vs soulless anymore, is too many games that clearly have soul exist.

>>717400910 (OP)
Fetus game

>>717405264
>ashleyfag has garbage taste
many such cases!

>>717401093
Having one of DK's friends be "the strong one", kind of makes DK seem like a pussy. That's kind of the pitfall that Rare fell into throughout their time on the series.

There's this very minor detail about Bananza that bothers the shit out of me, and it's how DK's "Drumbeat" doesn't really sound like a beat.
It would've been cooler if he thumped his chest to the beat of the Bananza song.

>>717401541
The game has really good level design, even if it is for "babies".

Fucking grow up.

for me it's the solar tower theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00iWoe55zYE&list=PL3Ydt8g2VQ4Hrag6mehy1t9P3p2im57as&index=41

sounds like a song from the original nier

>>717405470
Hi, Kevin. We went to the same focus group meeting a couple months ago, remember me? It's John

>>717401093
Anon....you need to let go...it wasnt your fault anon

>>717405470
>its weird how /v/ wants to try and pretend this game isnt good.
how is that weird? this board has been nothing but daily seething about nintendo and its exclusives since the start of the switch generation

what would be weird is not having braindead bait threads from 40 year old genetic failures like this one

slowing down time is fun

The Kong Bananza song from my ears
>Da, da da doo doo!
>Bingo, hear-a-tude
>Koro teena Wara-Tu
>Row, row, row a teeny teen across the earth
>Bingo, he got tude
>Wari ga story he got tude!
>Row, row, row a teeny teen across the earth
>Don't stop screaming, rows souls, seize that freaking rainbow
>So stop, drop my right bay, so stick the hang and ready to get jumbo
>Don't freak, pull pee now, we gon' seize that freakin' rainbow
>So stop, drop my right bay, so stick the hang and ready to get GO!

The Kong Bananza theme literally has me bobbing my head instinctively. It's that fucking catchy holy hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmvODNB4G-0
Not even a tendie but bravo

This game is so autistic. DK fans are slowly turning into Sonic fans

>>717400910 (OP)
Transformations look cool and I'll get this when I get a Switch 2 down the line but I hope they keep to their vision of making 2D DKs as well. I miss the animals.

>>717406116
kek this post genuinely sums it up

>>717405987
True, most people here are in the clinical depression void where they only get comfort with constant negativity. Even if it's something they like irl, they have to put a negative spin on it.

This board is not good at all for 99% of its userbase, and honestly 4chan staying closed from the hack would have been better for anyone.

>>717406036
the idle animation is amazing

sometimes I just let the song play and wait for snake dk to start doing his little dance

>>717406050
Honestly I thought it was Japanese and was looking for the English option.

>>717406150
/v/ is a uniquely bad case, honestly most other boards are ok compared to it

DECAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>717406119
>I miss the animals.

I don't think a single game franchise out there has animal buddies anymore.

>>717406116
This game would likely make autistic people seethe. Most of its collection is designed to be passive and the exploration is chaotic and unstructured.

ADHD might like it, but not autistic people if they can't cope with chaos.

>>717406213
True, even /b/ with its sex obsession is pretty friendly compared to this cesspit of a board.

>>717406252
Thats one way of saying there's barely anything in the way of level design

>>717406181
It's sung by Pauline's voice actress too, she's doing a remarkable impression of a J-Pop singer

>>717406213
Okay, it's not just me imagining things. That's reassuring.

Also... Bananza is fun and well-made game. I've seen legit criticisms here and there but a lot of people are just pissy that the piracy era for modern Nintendo games is kind of at a close for now (except ZA and Prime 4).

>>717406249
Well, here's hoping Nintendo brings them back in style. It's clear there's a lot of devs in EPD that love Rareware's DKC.

>>717406252
No I mean genuinely autistic kids are probably stimming ZEBRA ZEEEEEBRA DA DADA TOO TOOO and slapping their chest like retards in public because of this game

>>717406327
All I can say on that, is I smash things, with or without visual cues, and constantly find shit. If it were truly bad design, there would be long, boring periods where that doesn't happen, as it has in many games with bad design.

Everything was put where it was with purpose, so I can't really agree there. It isn't traditional level design, but it's far from bad.

>>717406249
The most you keep getting is Rambi as the staple.
Wouldn't mind them coming back again but I got a feeling that I know why they have mostly taken a backseat.

>>717406396
...you mean kids.

>>717405602
They made chunky be a coward to set up a beautiful underdog story as he KO'd k'rool the fuck out

>>717406482
I mean like that one autist who was naruto running in your middle school

>>717400910 (OP)
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

>>717406349
yeah the lack of emulation must be a real bitch for shitposters, they've lost one of their favorite tactics (of course there's still MP4 soon and they'll have one last game to shitpost about endlessly)

>>717401558
SOVL

>>717401684
I would put Zebra in the middle, otherwise I agree. Zebra's guitar was pretty nice, and I have a soft spot for the kind of trashy fake latin music it emulates, my mom loved that shit back in the 90's. Elephant is the worst, it's boring compared to the others.

>>717405987
nothings changed.

what's you guys favorite rehearsals in the postgame? I thought zebra was great

the great harmoneel windpipe was a disappointment however, worst final challenge in a nintendo platformer I'd say

>>717400910 (OP)
His redesign is one of the worst I've ever seen

I’m not gonna lie, one thing I found hilarious is how all the giant elders are real nice to you and groovy, yet Cranky is still a curmudgeon despite being nowhere near that old.

>itt

>>717405264
why are you whining about something being incredibly obnoxious and posting fucking Ashley?

>>717400910 (OP)

I don't know why people were saying the game is too easy. There's quite a few things where you're kind of dumb and die a few times before realizing what you're supposed to do like in Mario Odyssey. I always felt like the difficulty of a lot of modern Nintendo games has been pretty appropriate compared to the time from about 2005 to 2015 where Nintendo's games were way too fucking easy and you'd never die a single time in the game except for a few post game challenges.

>>717400910 (OP)

>>717407787
>not pauline on the couch
ruined

>>717409126
traditionally the donkey kong games have been pretty challenging and bananza is definitely on the easier side for the franchise that being said it's mostly the country titles that are hard and 64 for ex wasn't exactly a huge challenge outside of how tedious it was

>>717410118
Pauline wasn't the one getting her konghole reshaped level after level.

>>717405264
It IS incredibly obnoxious. It is an ugly, boring, piss easy slog of a game. The only reason people pretend to care so much is because it's the latest Nintendo release.

>>717400910 (OP)
So what would the lion and giraffe Bananza forms even do if they existed

>>717405470
>its weird how /v/ wants to try and pretend this game isnt good
More like every game that isn't f2p gachaslop because most of current /v/ are poor thirdies who can't afford shit.

>>717410190
I dunno if I would say the DKC games were particularly challenging, but maybe I forgotten the time where they did challenge me. The Returns games definitely upped the challenge, but I don't expect them to keep doing that outside of that series.

>This game is bad because it isn't as hard as some bullshit difficult 2D platformer made 30 years that was only difficult to disguise how short it was like every other game of its era and is not even the same type of game. I NEED games to be hard for other people else I am not having fun

Souls shit has a lot to answer for.

>>717410295
you have never played the game and should ack yourself asap

>>717410659
fromslopware and its consequences have been a disaster etc etc

dk doesn't even have iframes when he rolls can u imagine sis!!!!

As someone who works with kids they are 24/7 spouting brainrot memes and only really know what Pokemon and Minecraft is.

>>717410349
The spinning with chunk and time slow skills of Zebra and Snake seem disconnected with their main gimmicks so I guess they could be leftovers from the scrapped Bananzas, like lion's roar slowing down time or something.

I wish I could mute her fucking singing. It's self indulgent shit. Changing it to JP and her singing voice is the exact same fucking hell

>>717410832
how would a lion roar be more thematically fitting than a snake glare for a slowdown mechanic

>>717400910 (OP)

>>717405470
Source on that image bro?

>>717406437
>All I can say on that, is I smash things, with or without visual cues, and constantly find shit
That's shit level design and it makes everything pointless and boring.

>>717412109
wrong

dilate

>>717412189
You have autism.

>>717412326
you have judaism

>>717412407
Cope

>>717410909
Damn that sucks, no superior JP dub...

>>717412102
it's AI generated anon, i sincerely doubt Pauline would suck such a big banana in the game.

>>717412458
sneed

>>717412474
Yes, I am aware, but sometimes those are posted in a gallery on Pixiv or something. I don't care who or what makes the pic, hot is hot.

>>717401684
For me it's
Monke>Zebra>Ostritch>Snek>Elephant

We need to get these monkeys off our streets

I love when she goes BAH NA NA NA NA NANA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's stuck in my head now

>>717406116
>slowly turning
The reaction to the design change showed me that you guys are already there.

>>717412102
here you go pal, here's my whole pauloli collection so far. I often drop a bunch on a friday when I dont care about muh b& state
https://files.catbox.moe/x9jfuz.7z

anyway they need a new VA and writer for her, her lines are not that of a 13yo and the ostrich song in particular breaks the illusion that this isnt a 30yo woman doing a voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryXZucfamUQ

What the FUCK were they thinking?

>>717405530
This made me bust out laughing

>>717406524
we had one doing that with a sonic hat on, literally attempting to do the circle or figure 8 foot thing
it was... fucking bizzare.

>>717406181
Yeah I thought it was Japanese, is it just a made-up nonsense language?
>>717406341
I also thought they switched Pauline's VA for the singing (since I thought it was jp), cool that it's actually her.

So, how's the game?
I'm thinking of buying a switch 2 to play it.
Also, how's switch 2? Any problems found with the hardware yet?

>>717414732
game is fantastic and the hardware is akshually pretty solid, best nintendo system since the gamecube

now watch the usual suspects shit their diapers and try to convince you they're both the worst things to ever happen

>>717414620
damn, this dolphin porn is divine

>>717410924
As in snake already has the theme of jumping (double, higher, stronger ground pound).

>>717414732
>So, how's the game?
Fun.
>how's switch 2?
A bit overpriced, but it has a much bigger screen than the original Switch and bigger joy cons for adult hands
>Any problems found with the hardware yet?
No, otherwise there would be 5 threads on /v/ complaining about it right now

>>717414732
why are you asking here?
/v/ are notorious
>contrarians
>snoys
>anti fun
>anti nintendo
>anti popular unless its gatcha or sony
>trolls

Genuinely good game, anyone posting webms showing how dumb it is only do so from world 1 or 2, later game challenges are up there, and HP upgrades are optional, I beat the game on the base 3 HP which meant everything 1-shot killed you beyond world 3 or so.
So its challenge is LITERALLY up to you, you control the buttons you press.

its got genuine, legitimate good game design basically everywhere, lot of heart went into it. its better than odyssey for sure, but is in a similar region as that game in style.
you CAN punch through a lot of stuff or cheese with the ostrich, or, you could not do that and play normally or do some crazy parkour jumps and actually have fun

>>717401093
How would Chunky work when he can only go and stay about 6 ft underground?

>>717401093
remember that dk64 fags want dk to be a cuck and chunky to be the super strong gigachad who is just a coward for laughs

>>717415161
>super strong gigachad who is just a coward for laughs
literally me

>>717401093
>>717405602
>>717405871
It's a shame Chunky is in the Mario movie, because the idea of Chunky being dead becoming canon, sounds hilarious to me.

i thought kong bananza was the generic early one that gets powercrept by ostrich and zebra but maxed out charge punch is insane.
should've leveled it sooner

>>717415798
Elephant fucking mogs it, anon.

>>717415903
elephant is a cheatmode though, anon
you control the buttons you press
just because galaxy offered the superguide, didnt mean you should take it.
of course the cheatmode form "mogs" it zoomer, it was designed to break the game when the babies are struggling as it got harder.

>>717416497
Why do you willingly cuck yourself with a shit form than pick the elephant and be done with digging and being a cheapskate at farming maps?

>>717416615
>why would you decide to play in a lame, boring way that removes the fun out of the game
>she says before making yet another post about braindead difficulty

I bet you use the ostrich to fly over every gap, dont you? instead of solving the puzzle at hand normally, or doing some cool fun platforming shenanigans.
let me fill you in on my game;
ive used none of the transformations, ever, unless they were needed (kong for the concrete, zebra for the platforms, ostrich when you literally need to fly)
Every combat ive done normally
Every platform section ive done normally
every massive gap ive "sequence broke" I did with a turf surf into jump-through-roll-jump-punch-grab
ive had way more fun that
>hold L+R, fly, Hold L+R

Its said that gamers will optimise the fun out of any game, this is true but makes one mistake, its not gamers doing this, its retards.
only a retard with low IQ doesnt understand self regulation

>>717416860
you a fromslop cuck?

>>717416939
>instant deflection to an irrelevant point, of an irrelevant game, of an irrelevant genre

I guess I hit the nail on the head with you then, eh?

>>717417006
nah, you sound like a fromslop cuck who screams at people for using the stupid bell haha

>>717417074
>instant cope, more deflection
yup, really easy to figure out you low IQ retards mindscapes
Read you like a book (a book is like chatGPT but it was written by a human in physical form)

You literally couldnt imagine someone NOT using the elephant and HAD to post about it.
You literally had no understanding of why someone wouldnt want to use cheese and make the game unfun

And now you need to deflect because youve nothing to say, so its easier to boogey man up some sort of souls conspiracy

>>717416615
>>717417074
>screams at people for using the stupid bell haha
no ones doing that though?
Really its more like a bell using faggot screaming at people for not using the bell that "mogs every other tool" and not understanding why people wouldnt use the fucking bell that actively subtracts value and fun from the game.

you are the bell faggot, btw, in case that wasnt obvious.
Trust a bellfag to keep bringing up their fetish, cuckoldry, in every post. Really on the mind today eh?

>>717401558
best music

>>717417283
>>717417381
>replying twice
kek did I really piss you off that much? do your non bananza run lil bro while I play however the fuck I want haha

>>717406116
>turning into
They’ve been that way for some time now anon

>>717417506
a retard and a schizo, obsessed with souls games
every time.

She's doing the Mario death pose lol

>>717417431
The "zou zou zou zou" part of Elephant theme and the post-rap part of the Snake one are also good.

>>717417906
>inspect element edit

WISH YOU
KISS YOU

Speaking as someone who pushed through the final challenge in Mario Wonder I HATE the Final Rehearsal in Bananza. I've finally collected all the balloons but I'm still stuck at the zebra water running part. It's so goddamned annoying trying to get there that I don't feel that willing to experiment when I do reach it.

>>717420596
I thought it was by far the easiest of the "final challenge levels" from a nintendo platformer, the fact you have all these balloons and apple juices to save your ass kinda trivializes it

>>717421101
>he thinks I'm using juices
I don't fuck with that. Really, I just find the first two sections a slog to do over and over since it's stupidly easy to die from tiny mistakes.

>>717420068
holy schizocope, you took an hour to think of that? Instead of just accepting multiple people think you are a retard?
>also instinctively knows how to scrub a (You)
self report

maybe just stop being a faggot instead of assuming everyone plays games in retarded ways like you who then breaks down whenever they encounter someone who is smart enough to set boundaries to their game, then schizoing out about anyone who thinks otherwise is some souls fan out to get you? maybe? No?
maybe just keep quiet then, sweaty.

>>717421101
post your in game HP and juice cap at that stage.
if its more than the base you are a faggot for complaining.

None of the animals he transforms into even eat bananas. It doesn't make sense to me.

Can we kill the pedo poster?

>>717421316
where did I complain faggot, I know you can talk to the elders to reset your skill tree and you can also throw yourself in a bottomless pit repeatedly to get rid of all the balloons you got just by exploring but I can't be arsed and it doesn't even bother me, it was easy tho

>>717405470
I enjoyed it but after I got the "true ending" which turned out to just be a png I stopped playing it. Desire to get all bananas dropped to zero.
At least now that K.Rool has been unbanned from the Nintendo server then maybe Retro can make a third DKC game with the Kremlings this time.

>>717421482
It's /v/ culture

>>717421631
Please keep Retro away from this series.

>>717421728
Did you get assblasted by Tropical Freeze or something?

>>717421252
>check back
>the cuck responded
not giving you the last reply, lil schizo bro

>>717421786
He's one of those soillennials still seething over the Tiki Tribe.

>>717421908
It's not their fault the Nintendo rep went
>Let's not use K.Rool and let's invent our own villains.

>>717419146
The new Kongs better return in the future.

>>717422041
God I hope so.

>>717421728
absolute pleb opinion, tropical freeze is the best 2D platformer ever made

>>717421976
What's wrong with having a rotating cast of antagonists?

>>717421878
>three separate mentions of cuckoldry
why are fragile white americans obsessed with cuckoldry?
why are they so gay?

>>717422041
I hope they're playable in mario kart

>>717405470
>its weird how /v/ wants to try and pretend this game isnt good.
Not really. This is a board that has had daily seethe threads about Nintendo Switch and its exclusives for over eight years now, and that has carried over to the Switch 2. I'm not surprised at all people are shitposting about it.

>>717422041
She is so majestic yet distinctly monkey-like.

>>717422441
a pedo
a schizo
a cuck

you are the triforce of degeneracy

have you been using FATS in your playthroughs /v/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbFRNKUTcmQ

>>717405840
Radiance layer was so cool.

>>717421631
Retro's never wanted to use the Kremlings.

>>717424409
favorite level in the game

I don't like snakes but those npcs are some of the best character designs nintendo have come up with in a very long time, plushes of them would sell gangbusters

>>717422171
Nothing really, as long as the new antagonists are memorable. The Tikis were just kinda boring.

>>717422041
they are Nintendo made Kongs, of course they will return.

>>717415903
Everything in the game gets used, Kong is still better in combat.

>Kong theme is the best
>Form is pretty much the only useful one going forward
I like how they introduce mechanics for the other forms and never use them past the intro layer.

>>717426421
How can you be this wrong about a video game?

>>717426421
the zebra is really the only underused one, all other three are very useful

ostrich and elephant especially so

My only complaint with Bananza is the worlds aren't that cozy so far.

I just finished the Thorn/Snow level, the snow level was nice but the thorn level was ugly. And this right after a lava level, and before that a big empty area.

The game needs more levels like Lagoon in cozy areas to explore.

>>717415412
Movie's not canon, Chunky is gone.

>>717428668
there's an exceptionally cozy one coming, you should appreciate it

>>717428668
You only get a few cozy layers, but the back half is more interesting imo.

>>717428894
>>717428951
Oh wait I thought this was the end? I'm running back to previous levels fighting the monkey guy rn.

>>717428996
>>717428996
you're somewhere around the halfway point of the game

>>717401684
Kong>zebra>snake>ostrich>>>elephant

It sucks that the one you're going to hear the most late game is the only shitty one

>>717428996
You have the cosiest layer in the game up next

>>717410659
Souls games aren't even hard. Difficulty was meme marketing for fags like you

>>717423284
She looks like she fucks human men!
Actually she looks like a total workaholic femcel

>>717410909
You can

>>717400910 (OP)
Super Saiyan 4?

Lolifags and barafags are eating good. Thanks Nintendo!

>>717422041
As much as the "twist" is cool I feel like they made the new kongs too fun that it's like a double-edged sword. Maybe in a game where the villains were completely forgettable you wouldn't care but honestly I like the new guys and think they could have carried a game on their own easily. I hope there's an expansion "Void Kong's Revenge" or something. Also I'm gonna main Void in MK World, you just know he's gonna have the best stats

I’m still wondering how Void Kong got that fucking remote

>>717401558
did anyone figure out any decent uses for this form?
cause unlike the other ones, this one is near-zero help in both platforming and terrain interaction

>>717429883
lol giant kong is the most mediocre theme of all. What a pleb LOL of course little brains are going to think it's the best.

this ain't donkey kong, bananza is dogshit, Tropical Freeze and DKC will always be the peak of the IP.

DKC=TP > DKC2 > DKC3 > DK64>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garbage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> splatoon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bananza

kill every single adhd zoomerfaggot and boomerfaggot that supports this kind of braindead games.

Zelda not enough for you retards?

>>717405829
Almost 100% of the environment being destructible is not "good level design". Minecraft literally has the same "level design" using procedural generation. In fact, I'm pretty sure banana gem and gold locations underground in bananza are procedurally generated.

>>717401093
Ostrich replaces tiny (glide jumps)
Zebra replaces lanky (traversing special surfaces)
Where is the outrage there?

>>717433254
it's a hand-designed level but you can break it
>bananas, fossils, seemingly the spark spewing fountains for health and gold
no
>gold, treasure chests, banandium chips
yes

>>717433665
I miss the other kongs too but chunky has a special place in my heart, because of his charming personality and KOing k'rool the fuck out with his giant punch.

>>717432809
I don't expect hardly anything from Nintendo's stories but I'm still a little surprised they didn't explain at all how Void Kong crossed paths with Pauline in the first place.

>>717401558
Easily the best song, too bad it's the most useless one.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zebraaaaaaa

>>717410295
>It IS incredibly obnoxious. It is an ugly, boring, piss easy slog of a game
but enough about WarioWare

>>717401093

>>717433036
DKC2 > DKC3 > DKC1
DKC1 is still great though.

>they dropped the official kong bananza lyrics in the nintendo today app just now

>>717436261
i remember being 12 too

>>717436565
post it

They changed the number of toes on K.Rool's feet.
>?
Him having three instead of four contradicts Tiny's section of 64's K.Rool fight
>??
I am severely autistic.

Ta ta la tu-tu
Vey-nol gillas tood.
Voldas deeny wollas toom.
Graw grawl worda deeny zeena gro-dilla!
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)
Day-nol villas tood.
Gori-gos frody willas toom.
Graw grawl worda deeny veena gro-we-ar
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)
Don stoc freeb! Gro-di zoul!
Seez-at bee-en vein-ball! So stapp!
Trac my ray-can fay-dle.
Sit yu hang in-a bang yu-get dram-vall!
Don free ya for-re now wigonah.
See-yap bree-en vein-ball! So stapp!
Trac my ray-can fay-dle.
Sit yu hang in-a bang yu-get zoul!
La la la la la la la!
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)
La la la la la la la la-la!
>(U ho-ho u-ho-ho!)

>>717433732
>but you can break it
you can't "break" the fundamental structure which is made of indestructible metal, therefore the level design isn't negatively impacted by the destructible material which that other faggot should know if he had played the game

>>717436734
You have to be a kid to think that dkc2 is better than dkc1?

to people that have actually played it, do you think this game is worth the $570 cost to play it right now?

>>717440668
no but it is good

>>717439996
yes, a fairly retarded bing bign wahoo monkey

>>717401093
Maybe Rare shouldn't have sold out to Microsoft if they didn't want their Mario 64 cast to be buried.

>>717440668
I mean. Buying a whole console for literally, truly just one game. Is a huge ask almost no matter the game.
But I do genuinely think that Bananza is splendid, and if nothing else it's a rather unique experience. There really is no other game like it.

But do you really not think Switch2 will have any other games you're interested in?

>>717432868
with the spin-throw upgrade you can make long tunnels really quickly, and he also throws farther for the platform generation fields in the later levels

>>717432809
you can find one from the surface behind the kong mines

>>717440668
Fucking no, you absolute retard. However, if you already wanted a Switch 2, Bananza is a great reason to do so now. And the fact that the price is going to go up sooner rather than later.

>>717440719
yeah i figured it was good, i'm just unsure if it's THAT good that it's worth buying an entire console for

>>717440924
>But do you really not think Switch2 will have any other games you're interested in?
the only other game on the horizon i'm somewhat interested in is duskbloods but i'm not sure if that'll even be good since it's pvpve. i'd love to play a new 3d mario and i wouldn't mind playing the kirby dlc but i'd have to rebuy forgotten land and that's way more than i'd want to pay for some dlc.

>>717441216
>that spoiler
yeah, that's one of my concerns. even if i wait for a revision, it might be accompanied by a price hike.

On the elephant banaza rehearsal there are balloons to po0. Does getting them all five you a banana or is it just for the challenge?

>>717440668
I'm going to say right now that Bananza will be one of the must-buy games for people that own a Switch 2. Definitely would not recommend someone buy a Switch 2 just to play it. The only reason you should buy a Switch 2 now is if you're a Nintendo diehard that knows they'll enjoy most games Nintendo will eventually release on it.

>>717441887
>Does getting them all five you a banana or is it just for the challenge?
It gives you a unique music disc.
Whether or not you think that's worth it is up to you.

>>717442195
Ahh okay thanks anon, nah thats not worth going back right now. And holy shit I had a stroke typing out my post before lol

Donkey Kong has never felt more powerful than in this game. It's really satisfying.

>>717442405
Jungle Beat

I'd buy Bananza if it was for the Switch, not really sure why this wasn't another BotW scenario where the game was released for the end of one console and the start of another.

>>717447758
I can promise you that the game would not be able to run on the Switch.
Even if they massively cut down on the visuals and amount of stuff rendered on the screen.

They would have to change so much of the game, mechanically, that it'd be a fundamentally different game.
Which is likely why it's a Switch 2 exclusive in spite of how it started development on Switch 1.

The whole voxel stuff is rather resource intensive.

>>717440668
I didn't think Mario Kart World was enough for one console, but I sort of wish I could've got a Switch 2 earlier so I could've spent more time playing that before getting Bananaza. Both are really good games, but if you need a third game to justify buying it all you could probably wait.

>>717441393
>yeah, that's one of my concerns. even if i wait for a revision, it might be accompanied by a price hike.

They're thinking about making everything out right now more expensive because the global economy is going to shit.

>>717401530
Strength isn't everything. Chunky's minnaxed, DK is like 4/5 strength but 5/5 tough

>>717440668
Absolutely goddamned not, always wait until there are enough must-have games that their cost of purchase equals the console's buy-in price.

>>717447758
The game already drops frames on Switch 2. The last boss is especially bad since it feels like it goes all the way down to 30fps. You can even make it go lower than that during that fight if you time the suction power just right.

>>717422483
>I hope they're playable in mario kart
I don't really put any faith in the VA related theories.
I do think that Pauline and DK only have a single costume each is mighty suspicious though. But ultimately my confidence in a Bananza update is low.
I really want to be wrong though. I think it'd be great.

>>717406036
I fucking love the upgraded dive punch that just fucks everything up in a big crater and even breaks concrete.
Snake might be a bit awkward, but it sure is cool

>>717409126
I agree. If you don't stock up on a ton of apple juices, i think the difficulty is pretty well rounded for the type of game it is.
I think making it more difficult would've just been more frustrating which is what i felt during the Boss Rush since the terrain jank makes you feel less in control and a tiny pixel of lava hurting you is annoying

>>717405264
but enough about ko takeuchi warioware games

>>717422041
Grumpy Kong goated
>gets knocked on his ass
>sits down and says he'll get ya next time
>"fuck no i'm fighting you hand to hand, that ain't in my contract"

>>717451481
>ko takeuchi warioware games
fun fact, ko takeuchi is credited on wario as far back as WL4
he's also almost certainly the one that drew the ending screens despite being credited as a designer; note the bottom two most screens with wario in his car and with two women, they're almost lifted straight out of rhythm heaven

>>717449980
I personally suspect the frame drops are not a physics problem, but some shader/particle fuckery since the final boss isn't that crazy from a gameplay perspective

DSP said this game is bad

>>717451669
>the final boss isn't that crazy from a gameplay perspective
That fight probably has one of the highest voxel counts in the game with all the banana mush / gold that keeps being generated in that fight constantly.

Now. Maybe you could compare that to literal mountains on other layers that would in theory hold way more voxels.
But while I haven't exactly analysed the game in depth in any way to be certain one way or another. I'm fairly sure the game simply doesn't render most of the voxels that you can't see. But in the final fight, since it's wide and flat, you'll have pretty much everything on-screen.

>>717453245
I wonder if any other dev teams and games will make use of the voxel technologies they developed for bananza.

>>717454184
Man Bananza really makes Mario Kart look like a junior project in comparison. I really wish they would've assigned some Odyssey devs on it

>>717441115
That's his remote, it's broken after k.rool's defeat.

>>717400910 (OP)

What happened to the lions and the giraffes?

>>717451504
I like how passionate he is about what he does. He liked working for Void purely because that guy was insanely ambitious and he respected it.

>>717457310
The game already told you anon, they went to the surface.

>>717432809
He most likely made it and the other voidtech considering Poppy didn't want to use the glasses after quiting and did ditch them entirely in postgame.

>>717449980
It’s double buffered vsync in docked, it can only drop to 30 FPS. It’s either 60 or 30 Hz, no in between.
Really what they need is docked VRR via a firmware update.

>>717406050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dVQNnn78tk

>>717458878
Don’t think I have the image on me but originally they did advertise the switch 2 as having VRR on their site before removing it inexplicably. I’m sure it was planned but guess is that either they ran into issues getting it to work or they took into account OLED displays which notoriously don’t work with VRR

>>717459328
Probably ran into issues with the tablet, the dock itself works with VRR as can be confirmed by a Steam Deck using it.

>>717457795
How tf did this monkey create such a powerful weapon

Jungle Beat is better than the Country games

>>717440910
Is there any reason why they didn't just go independent? They had money from being with Nintendo and had the talent to make originals and keep their pre-existing series going

>>717401684
Zebra>Snake>Ostrich>Kong>Elephant

>>717421428

>>717414620
Is this a custom model? Not dirr civitai allows loli stuff and I'm not sure where to look for loli models

>>717454184
>Dragon Quest Builders 3
Let's go

>>717406116
Get new material faggot you have been using the same jokes for over a decade

>>717454184
I feel like most people, myself included, pictured something like Minecraft when they first mentioned using voxel technology. When I booted the game up I was surprised at how granular it actually was. It's a pretty high density voxel system. I can 100% understand the frame drops in some places. I just wish it wasn't double frame buffered.

>>717400910 (OP)
DK is a legit autistic moron in this game. Yeah he was a fucking gorilla in the original but at least he had some masculine determination.

Now he's just a retarded child, holy shit. He's Kiddy Kong tier now

>>717445356
>DK Hell Wheel throwing the final boss against the wall when you jump and grab him from behind his head

Will always be funny.

>>717463908
reminds me of that /fit/ retard that claimed to be bulking on nothing but zoo gorilla feed and primate biscuits

>>717405470
Actual PEDO proves who the target audience for this game is.

>>717406524
>I mean like that one autist who was naruto running in your middle school
This is so true. Autists and naruto-running go hand in hand.

>>717410659
>This game is bad because
It has nothing to do with difficulty. It has everything to do with how moronic and emasculated DK looks.

>>717452910
DSP is bad. Dude is half way through the game and he is sub 15000 gold. End game is going to break him when he cant progress further and have to get sent back to another layer to get more gold.

>>717407428
that unc cooked our asses frfr

>>717405264
So who’s better anon?

Ashley or Bananza Pauline?

>>717405264
you lost ashleyfag

>>717465689
>frog emoji
This feels like how the pedos groypers use the snowflake emoji

>>717422041
Not only that but the Fractones should become mainstays, they are very versatile NPCs with their unique shapes, I love their blocky sounding speech, of course they have that Rare charm to them too

>>717422041
Rawr

>>717441393
>i'd have to rebuy forgotten land and that's way more than i'd want to pay for some dlc.
You can get the DLC on its own, did you give your copy to someone else?

>>717423284
>>717430089
When she gives you that look you just know she wants it

>>717451504
He’s even good with Plants

>>717467276
Fractions would fit in better than realistic humans. I was so disappointed to see realistic humans when they returned to New Donk City. If they looked more like Mario characters in Bananza then it would give off the impression that humans only had that style for the Odyssey game specifically.

>>717468321
Grumpy Petey Piranha team up when?

What’s a good pick up line?

Hello Hyle Russel

>>717414620
Danke.

>>717467276
>>717467362
I didn't think I'd like the Fractones when I first saw them prior to the release of the game. But now I genuinely love them.
When I first saw them prior to release, I kind of feared that they would be some generic, replacement for more unique characters. Kind of like nuPaperMario Toads or something.

But not only does every other layer have their own non-rocky inhabitants. But the Fractones themselves have a lot more character and personality than I expected. Living their rather hedonistic lifestyles, pretty much immortal, just wanting to enjoy themselves. Often mimicking other inhabitants or whatever they find interesting I suppose. They're genuinely fun. I love them.

>>717468807
I love them sssso much!

Lmao Vinny with the Birdo Kong

>>717401541
>I'm a child because I criticize game design of a game for literal babies.
most adults don't care about this kind of thing so i think that's a fair assessment
>why does nintendo have to pay for astroturfing and deleting of negative reviews?
they don't have to pay for either of those things because they aren't happening
>inb4 le shill
if nintendo is paying money to sweep negative reviews under the rug how do you explain pokemon scarlet and violet/public opinion of tears of the kingdom
nintendo isn't the paragon of gaming that tendies like to say they are but at a certain point you're just making up shit to get mad about in your head

>>717405264
>Ashleyfag can't understand natural soul, only knows forced soul like Ashley

>if you've got a bananza form active
>and the bananza music is playing
>if pauline is saying something or you make her sing the songs that unseal stuff and sees icons
>then the lyrics of the bananza song goes quiet and turns into the instrumental track
SOUL

>>717437201
It’s always been three, they changed it that one instance to make it so you always have to damage him four times in every phase.

>>717406036
>>717406162

>>717400910 (OP)
OH MY SCIENCE! IS THAT THE LEGENDARY SUPER KONG?!

>>717406036
>>717471029
kinda bothers me that he has a normal tongue instead of a snake one but other than that it's a neat design

>>717410758
>dk doesn't even have iframes when he rolls can u imagine sis!!!!
It IS a parry thoughbeit.

>>717414732
Is pretty fantastic anon.

>You can only max out the skills post game, when there is no real point
>You have to farm gold and chips to max out the banana count to do it

>>717471692
>>You can only max out the skills post game, when there is no real point
I mean. Ignoring golden skills, you can totally do it before then.

>>717421482
Can you go back?

>>717421976
except Retro also did not want to use the Kremlings.
You niggers would have called the designs soulless anyhow.
Going for a new villain group as retro learns how to do 2d platforming was the right choice
Snowmads are great.

>>717422041

>>717424962
snakes a shit yes
but bananza makes them very adorable.
their undergarment sweater cozies are cute.

>reward for 100% bananas and fossils is an updated jpeg
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
had a great time otherwise besides farming 120k gold

>>717429883
just don't succ brah
its more fun to deform shit on your own and make an ever increasing tunnel system,

>>717472684
>an updated jpeg
are you talking about the balloons? it's more of a model swap, the shape is quite different

>>717472961
no, the pauline performing picture after the credits features all of the animal types in the background

>>717441393
>but i'd have to rebuy forgotten land and that's way more than i'd want to pay for some dlc.
why do you say this?
Just but the 10 buck dlc mate.
You DID keep the best Kirby game made right?

>>717442405

>>717451504
>>"fuck no i'm fighting you hand to hand, that ain't in my contract"
too bad bitch aint gettin a choice.

>>717442405
bro, DK literally punches the moon at the final boss in DKCR

>>717454184
explain to a retard what a 'voxel' is.
be as simple as possible.

>boss rush doesn't include Poppy, K Rool, or a bunch of the minibosses
what did they mean by this

>>717473038
what's wrong anon? don't like postcards?

>>717463919
Jungle Beat was such a fucking fabulous game.
I want a sequel....though Bananza technically is that.
But still.

It feels good to be a DK fan in 2025
Bananza? Kino
Tropical Freeze? Kino
Jungle Beat? Kino
DKC 2? Kino
DKC Returns? Wii version? Kino
Donkey Kong 64? Kino

>>717467362
these ones are the cutest
CUTEST

>>717473362
Crudely put. It's a 3D Pixel.
But just think of it as block shaped building blocks. They come in all kinds of sizes depending on the project in question.

Also kind of related.
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-2/
goes into more detail on how Bananza in particular uses voxels.

Based

>>717473546
The groovetones actually having a unique vocal track for each track in the game is pretty cool.
I mean I can only assume that their vocals were automatically generated by reading the audio data from the tracks. But I still think it's really cool.

>>717407787
>me doing the rehearsal levels

Finally finished the Final Rehearsal. I had to try it enough times that I was able to farm all the remaining music records I needed so by the end I had them all. I'm gonna be done with it for now and maybe collect everything else left as a side activity from time to time. But what a game! Now really feels like the start of the Switch 2 era. Excited to see what the senior members of EPD 8 have been cooking up all this time.

zebra pivot attack is criminally underrated, absolutely obliterates fucking everything

>>717474148
>has the treasure tie and gold bonus equipped in a challenge level

>>717474039
oh shit do they? fucking rad.
Very soulful game.

>>717473913
interesting. tyvm.

>>717406116
Nigger we haven't had a new DK game for over 10 fucking years, of course these discussions are gonna get BANANAS

>>717474353
I like how it looks. Simple as.

>>717474240
The Zebra is kind of underrated in general.
Like the spin-throw can quickly make really long tunnels, and more than that, the spin-throw can easily make diagonal tunnels. Which none of the others can really do.
Well, an upgraded elephant can kind of do it, but not as quickly or as cleanly as the zebra can.

>Donkey Kong wasn't taking things too seriously until K. Rool showed up
I find that funny.

>>717474495
>911 banandium tokens
DK did 9/11

>>717401684
>zebra sucks
>sounds like Gerudo Valley
(You)

>>717420596
I started using the snake slowdown then switched to zebra and hoped for the best. The slowdown will run out halfway through and if there's a way to refresh it I was too dumb to figure out how.

>>717474148
You beaten the challenge arenas on the first layer?

>>717474495
>lion elder implied to have died from old age
>giraffe elder is just MIA

>>717475448
Nah, they’re just DLC

>>717462930
they're funny because they're true

>>717475448
Wat

>>717475669
the animal fractones mimic the various bananzas but two of them are lacking their respective animals.

>>717420596
>>717475331
if you roll after getting hit by a barrel you can still recover
it was ezpz once I figured that out, did the whole thing without any balloons

>>717475448
Could also be redundant
>lion power is roar
Made redundant by elephant
>giraffe power is “elevator”
Made redundant by snake

>>717475102
>>717474240
The zebra gets a bad rep because the charge dash sucks donkey dick.

I noticed that the charge sound for various Bananzas actually changes pitch to the background music.

>>717475102
I avoided zebra because I hated how it handled. I never even got to use the spin throw which looked like a lot of fun.

"ooh wokenana" lives in my head rent free

>>717475331
>>717475793
Yeah, I figured out methods to get through the last section reliably once I actually reached it enough times. Snake slowdown to avoid the small barrels is pretty safe if you're careful. The zebra water running took until I remembered I could do air switchbacks to wait in place.
>>717475441
I don't believe so.

>>717475792
>>717475448
>everyone talks about giraffe and lion
>no one considers fractone bananza
such is life

>>717476283
Is this TAS bullshit or is it viable for a human to do? It'd kinda suck if the any% speedruns are all just gonna be nothing but this for the entire game.

>>717400910 (OP)
Why is he angry? This is scary, Monkey Kong is supposed to be kind!

>>717462898
Second time I've seen this referenced tonight. Are you the same guy? Last guy said the lead dev left the company.

>>717461757
He threw obscene amounts of money at engineers to make shit

What happens when wokey kong meets king k rool?

>>717454372
To be fair, Bananza doesn't need to worry about having 24 spastic children using dollar store wifi to play online together, where the lobby needs to be able to handle all of them driving around in separate locations before joining together for races. Hell Bananza cheats (in a good way) by breaking up the bigger layers into sublayers so it can get away with rendering even more destruction.

>>717473253
but YOU don't do that
DK does it on his own

anyone else notice kong bananza has conqueror's haki when he punches

Imagine Pauline getting mating pressed by the Zebra DK
Just some food for thought
I just started playing the game today
It's alright

>>717479450
Yeah, that and K.Rool almost sounding like Black Beard

>>717410295
I love how you tranny bitchbabies say this about EVERY new Nintendo game, without fail, the exact same way. Like you're preprogrammed bots that scours /v/ every minute of every day looking for a thread to spam this in.

>>717401684
Why does everyone hate Elephant so much, it's awesome. Big and bombastic and fits the form perfectly.

>>717405264
>the lyrics of songs make something so obnoxious
The fuck is wrong with you.

OH YEAH
GET READY HAHAHA HERE WE GO
DACHO DACHO DACHOOO DACHOOOO

>>717480429
I quite like it, was dreading they'd give it some terribly poo jeet shit music.
But its quite nice.

>>717480889
>greaser 50s rock music
rad
CURSED form
but rad music.

>>717464287
He can punch apart mountains and dig through the ground at lightning speed, he's way more powerful and manly than your bitchbaby ass constantly crying and pissing yourself over a cartoon monkey.

>>717481253
the irony here that
1. these cunts obviously never touched a DK game.
Ever.
2. thus don't know he always made goofy faces
3. emasculated TWICE at minimum by rare due to getting captured by K.Rool. Showing rare never even liked or cared for DK as a character.
4. Nintendo had to fix his character with Jungle Beat.

>>717400910 (OP)
Gear 4th

>>717440668
I ask that about every game and every console, was it worth paying $800 to play Final Fantasy 7, or the latest Halo? Is it worth the $1,000 to play all the Uncharted games? What is worth it to you personally?

>>717476283
source on how to do this

>>717481725
KONG MAN

>>717473160
I thought DK was always grinning with his tongue hanging out 100% of the game and panting like a tranny faggot pedo shit-gobbling liberal, did /v/ lie to me?

>>717451504
Never thought they'd put a Gigantopithecus into the games.

>>717481897
there's a great balance between silly faces and serious ones
once K. Rool shows up and you know that shit's personal DK is fucking pissed just seeing him
picrel is a personal favorite, pauline gives a verbal smack down and he points to void with her as if to say "you go girl", I love this shit

>>717480889
Based sentai theme.
>DADA DADA DADAAAAA
>ostrich! 'strich, 'strich!

>>717481476
They know, they're being faggots for the sake of it. The amount of nonstop "rage" against his redesign feels incredibly forced and inorganic, especially when it's the exact same posts in every thread.

This captures every Bananza theme perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu91ac0tlK0

>>717481897
>/v/
>Telling the truth

>>717473093
>You DID keep the best Kirby game made right?
I've held onto Kirby 64 for years, though.

>>717481897
>classic cartoon gag of character salivating over thing they like
>TRANNY TRANNY TROON REEEE
you people need mental help
but no they are wrong.

>>717481476
it's just one of the resident anti-nintendo shitposters, guaranteed he's never touched the game and probably hasn't even played the old entries either

the actual old dk fans from the rare era love the game because of the fanservice and constant references to the snes dkc titles and even 64

now watch him sperg out about
>le boogeyman everyone who criticizes nintendo is one person!!!

>>717483148
It's hilarious how people keep calling him Wokey Kong because his face can actually emote much more freely, but he's thicker and more muscled than Rare DK and spends the entire game smashing apart the planet like it's styrofoam.

>>717454372
if they did then they would turn it into open world slop and...oh wait, nevermind...

While ordinarily I would shit in tendies since not a single thing has been worth looking at since the Wii I was curious of the King K Rool shit. I watched it and outside the final phase and the lean upto it the first and second phases were pretty kino and I'm glad a character I genuinely like got such a good shake. That being said his theme in Smash Ultimate was far superior. I'm not some gay bara fag I just genuinely find his character kick ass.

>I watched it
kill yourself asap

>>717483148
He did that in Jungle Beat as well, there's no excuse for this shit

The final plotwist with the banandium made the game for me.
Fucking kino 10/10 i will hear no criticism regardless of your opinion.

>>717485629
DK did what exactly?
there's no excuse for../...the silly cartoon gorilla making silly cartoon faces?
That's gonna be the hill you die on?

>>717485896
loved this minigame, it's a shame it's the only one of its kind, surprisingly deep

>>717400910 (OP)
Finally getting a Switch 2 tomorrow eith this game and MKW (already have played at a friend's, it's enjoyable enough). Looking forward to this game greatly, haven't genuinely anticipated a vidya in a long while.

>>717417006
This is fucking retarted
No one puts training wheels on adult bikes by default. Unless you get a kids bike thats a totally separate purchase.
Motherfucker that wrote this is so ill informed he didnt even call them the proper term which is training wheels but called them stabilizers.

>>717485941
I'm just shicked there's no
> VS Poppy + Grumpy
>VS Cranky
It's such an obvious thing really.
It's great fun though. A few tweaks and you can have it as a fully stand alone title.

>>717486290
Enjoy it anon.
Its great fun.

>>717485896
>rambi

okay i might just pick it up

>>717415412
70/30 he died in the Rainbow Road part

>>717406116
kek there is not enough autism left in the work to a fandom to get into the Sonic fans tier, Pokemon is the closer one though

>>717485896
>>717485941
Finding out that you can just do a hard turn and skip 3/4 the map with a well placed lift off was so fucking peak

>>717486560
It's very fucking cool.
You can get some really good times on the course too with it.

>give Pauline literal bimbo skins ass references to her original design in the arcade games
>the dress skin I like doesn’t have the nail polish the other dress skin has
I can’t complain too much. Also it’s insane how only one option gives her genuine shoes, but that what you get for buying clothes from animals

>>717486560
the funniest thing is when you realize that the golden spectator fractones on the floating platform are placed here so you can run them over and recharge your meter

>>717475102
Holy crap this is clever use of the spin throw for those ice cubes

>>717475441
Those deceptively difficult it doesn’t help that if you fail once on the marathon you have to start all the way from the beginning with lots of trial and error, wish you could spend gold to continue at a specific point in the challenge marathon since you’re likely to have more than enough gold at that point to spend

>>717485941
Even though I really enjoyed the feast layer it really should have had a minigame or two of its own.

Am I the only one who doesn't like this trend in game design?
It's a cop out to pretend that there are "infinite options", it's cool exactly once, but once the novelty of it wears off it just means you get the option bypass the game main challenge.

>>717472374
>>717422041
>Nintendo can make a hot kong, show midriff and back
>Sega meanwhile keeps covering and censoring Rouge more and more like we're back in the 4kids era

Anyone notice the neat callback to DK64 when feeding those tree fractones that grow you three bananas?

https://x.com/as_12239/status/1949538268191826097?s=46

>>717479671
Imagine Pauline clapping his monkey cheeks like bongos

>>717487351
I'm not cattle who needs to be forced to play a certain way to enjoy myself so no

>>717487351
Indeed, one must play a game in one way and one way only, options are for trannies and faggots.

>>717485941
WELCOME TO BONUS STAGE!

What do you guys want in Bananza 2
it might take until switch 3, but with the universal acclaim this game is getting we'll definitely get another

>>717486520
Another thing Sonic and Pokémon have in common is rough transitions into 3D

>>717487626
>>717487691
nice arguments, games before, even from nintendo, were able to provide multiple options without having to resort to invalidating the level design as one of the main mechanic.

>>717487735
Giraffe and Lion places on the surface
Void returning as the main villain for the whole game, or showing up at the end and somehow stealing the spotlight
More returning Kongs, bring back Kiddy and Swanky for once
DKC3 song remix
I kinda doubt we'll get the transformations again but whatever new gameplay thing they come up with for the next 3D DK I'm sure it'll be fun.

>>717487932
the level design is specifically conceived to allow for this kind of emergent gameplay, therefore it doesn't "invalidate" anything

sometimes taking an alternate path to an objective can also be harder than the regular way, off the top of my head you can ignore the ziplines in one of the snake elder challenges to get a piece of record but it's very hard to do so

>>717487932
What is your singular obsession with crying about the level design being "invalidated"? How is it "invalidated"?

>>717405264
>Ashleyshitter is a FUCKING retard
Warioware died when it left the GBA

>>717487932
I mean it's no diferent than having different kongs.
It's just instead of having distinct kong characters you get transformations.

>>717487489
Wasn't there something like this in Odyssey?

>>717489574
it's from galaxy, you had to feed lumas with star bits

>>717487735
I want a another Donkey Kong Country game in the same vein of the first 3 games.

>>717487489
dk does this move from the dk rap in the bananza cutscenes

I've been getting like 7 fossils each day for the past week for the last banana. I'm never 100% this game again.

>>717490381
Just buy the maps

>>717490558
I know I've been doing that after sucking up dirt for 5 mins. I have 6 more layers to go.

>>717464934
Honestly, if Nintendo are on a trend of releasing new IP's (Bananza will probably get a sequel or two) then fuck it, give Ashley a shot at her own.

Little anti-hero witch goes on an enchanted adventure on her broomstick to seek the one thing a little spooky witch like her lacks... friendship.

Warioware already gave her enough to work on, and I think with the right devs they could make a fun game based around her. Characterize her a bit like Wednesday Adams, who is popular with the young-uns at the moment, and a bunch of dark family-friendly humor. I think it could work.

It's just with Pauline's... popularity at the moment I'm not sure if they'd want to make yet another IP starring a young girl. They'd probably get accusations.

>>717478208
i'm not specifically talking about the physics fidelity, just the amount of content and structure to the game, where even after beating the game it has new content and stuff set up. Donkey Kong has a clear plan of what it is and what it does, while Mario Kart World feels kind of structureless and biting itself

>>717490590
Ashley would 100% sell well in her own game.

>>717491809
yeah mkworld is a bit baffling

lots of interesting new mechanics but the game actively discourages you from using them, no idea what they were going for with that

>>717490590
Fuck it, lets give Adeleine one too if we're going full loli.

Canvas Curse already exists as a baseline engine, and Drawn to life in the modern day could bring that to its full potential.

>>717463908
It’s mainly because he doesn’t have any personal beef with the villains. When he sees K. Rool he immediately beelines it to kick his ass

>>717401694
>Rambi transformation
Literally just used twice, and once was to let everyone push some buttons.

>>717423284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhRVZRQZNA&t=168s

>>717492217
All they had to do was making knockout tour the de-facto intermission mode and add a bit more structure to incentivize doing open world content over just randomly stumbling upon it.
Also it is supremely stupid that mirror mode is so hard to unlock for what it is. I really wish they would've went with a reverse mode instead since so many tracks are already driven in reverse in certain intermissions

Kong Bananza and Snake Bananza remind me A LOT of The World Ends With You.

>>717474495
i love the ostrich's shoes. reminds me so much of rare

>>717481897
It's odd, but playing the game i got used to the redesign much quicker than i thought. he only does the silly tongue out face right next or after finding a banana and otherwise does a variety of expressions. I especially like his huge new grin

>>717487351
There is a sweet spot, which is why i prefer a nonlinear game over an open world game. Being able to use alternate approaches to solve something is fun, but being able to just go in a straight line for everything gets stale quickly.
Basically something needs structure to feel like subverting it. Climbing up a castle wall or going through the sewers to breach the defense lines is cooler than walking into an open camp