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Anonymous No.717402670 >>717403005 >>717403138 >>717404007 >>717404527 >>717407701 >>717408253 >>717409425 >>717410459 >>717411629 >>717417513 >>717418215 >>717418758 >>717420610
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.717402853 >>717402954 >>717423936
I assumed she meant that she would fart in your face if you upset her.
Anonymous No.717402954
>>717402853
>Later you accidentally go face first into her ass when crawling and one of the responses is "This place reeks"
Anonymous No.717403005
>>717402670 (OP)
She canonically has chronic swamp ass and worries about it.
Anonymous No.717403087 >>717403738 >>717403997 >>717404036 >>717404914 >>717416797 >>717419273 >>717424934
What's up with asians having the grossest fetishes that would otherwise be considered niche in the west be commonplace there? I swear every JAV and Chinese shit that gets posted here is always something related to filth
Anonymous No.717403138
>>717402670 (OP)
Anise smells
https://files.catbox.moe/h12u0g.webp
Anonymous No.717403170 >>717403221 >>717403294 >>717403447 >>717403680 >>717403853 >>717403934 >>717404408 >>717404725 >>717404915 >>717405219 >>717411087 >>717417954 >>717419385 >>717420338 >>717426990
I do feel bad for all the ironic brap posting i''ve done but fuck me its funny.
Anonymous No.717403221
>>717403170
that just means he didn't love her
Anonymous No.717403294 >>717404915
>>717403170
this goes for other anons ITT never try to indulge in stuff like this that you experience exclusively online, you will regret it
>t. watched scat porn until i tried it out IRL
Anonymous No.717403447 >>717403560 >>717415042
>>717403170
https://files.catbox.moe/sjcywh.webp
She was a bitch
Anonymous No.717403560 >>717403803
>>717403447
>that doujin he made of the girl coming across a nudist woman
>the end of the year shit showcases

Based artist
Anonymous No.717403663
Buddy I think she's going to fart in your face with the most putrid fart known to man, the kind that will burn your eyebrows off
Anonymous No.717403680
>>717403170
When I was a lad my gf sat on my lap and started grinding her butt on me while we were playing TimeSplitters coop and after a while she farted and I felt the vibration like a jackhammer.

Obviously I was grossed out about it then and she was literally crying in embarassment but now I look back fondly from the sensation of the emission and her subsequent embarrassment. Not a fan of the smells so I don't think I have the fetish or anything.

Right?
Anonymous No.717403738
>>717403087
thats what happens when things are banned/censored, if you need to break the law to get something you may aswell fully indulge in it while at it
same thing happened in the west during prohibitions, instead of people getting safe occasional 5-10% drinks they went for risky 40-80% moonshine
Anonymous No.717403803
>>717403560
I wish they drew more wetting.
Anonymous No.717403853 >>717420446
>>717403170
You can tell when someone has fallen for the meme when they think it's all about smell when a lot of the time it's about the act/nature of it.
Anonymous No.717403934 >>717404059 >>717404204 >>717404292
>>717403170
i asked my wife who weighs 20kg more than me to sit on my face and she almost crushed my skull
Anonymous No.717403997 >>717404914
>>717403087
Dunno, but this struck me as a straight up fart joke. Sure it could be fetish bait, but this trope is ancient.
Anonymous No.717404007
>>717402670 (OP)
Wouldn't it be funny if you replaced the i in her name with u haha
Anonymous No.717404036
>>717403087
Can't be worse than germans.
Anonymous No.717404059
>>717403934
Same, I learned real quick "femdom" is a meme best left to fiction
Anonymous No.717404204
>>717403934
start putting heavy things on your face until you can work your way up to your wife's ass
Anonymous No.717404292
>>717403934
Anonymous No.717404408 >>717404474 >>717404660
>>717403170
Anonymous No.717404431
Is this the brap thread? Please tell me it is.
Anonymous No.717404474
>>717404408
I wonder if this and 'gimme the chocolate hisao' tricked any poor fools
Anonymous No.717404527
>>717402670 (OP)
>character name: anus
>make fart jokes
Anonymous No.717404660
>>717404408
>girl loves you
>she's perfect in every way
>but she wants you to eat her poop
nightmare scenario
Anonymous No.717404725 >>717417867
>>717403170
Did none of you fags grow up with sisters? Women are just as disgusting as men, and more so in some ways.
Anonymous No.717404781 >>717418007
I'm gonna rub my wife's belly and have her burp in my ear after I make her drink 4 beers and sodas.
Anonymous No.717404914
>>717403087
>>717403997
If your characters are attractive, especially girls, anything that can be perceived as fetishbait will be, at least by retards here.

>OH?! HOT GIRL MADE A FART JOKE?!
>THE DEVS MUST FUCKING LOVE FARTS SO FUCKING MUCH DUDE I BE THEY WANNA SNIFF HER FARTS LOL

>Omg did your cartoon character just swell up like a balloon?
>Lol I can't believe these devs love inflation so much they shove it down our throats!

A few retarded, pornbrained indie devs put blatant fetish bullshit in their games and it makes pornbrained retards here think that anything vaguely related to a fetish is just the devs inserting their sick desires.
Anonymous No.717404915
>>717403170
>>717403294
Bro farts to not smell that fucking bad lmao. My GF farts and I smell it and yeah I am not a huge fan of it but it is not like OH GOD DUDE GROSS SO NASTY OH FUCK I'M GONNA DIE OH MY GOD. Hell, my own farts smell worse because my diet is primarily just protein and fiber.
Anonymous No.717405147 >>717405160 >>717405424
Which Nikki is most likely to sit in your face?
Anonymous No.717405160 >>717405309
>>717405147
>sit in your face
Anonymous No.717405219 >>717405790 >>717405979 >>717419279
>>717403170
I paid a girl to sit on my face and fart and it was so nasty I pushed her off and vomited on my bed. I thought farts were hot until the rancid odor of shit was barreling down my nostrils and into my lungs.
Anonymous No.717405260
You idiots forgot to just enjoy the sound and vibrations. Dummies.
Anonymous No.717405309
>>717405160
nikker clubbing my face in and sitting in the bloody crater... hawt...
Anonymous No.717405424
>>717405147
Elegg
Anonymous No.717405724 >>717412512
Anonymous No.717405790 >>717406054
>>717405219
What did you expect, retard?
Anonymous No.717405979
>>717405219
I'm lmaoing right now
Anonymous No.717406054
>>717405790
I thought her female pheromones would at least make it somewhat enjoyable.
Anonymous No.717407701
>>717402670 (OP)
Anonymous No.717408253
>>717402670 (OP)
She didn't mean anything by it because the localisers made it up. You will continue making this thread anyway.
Anonymous No.717409425
>>717402670 (OP)
anus
Anonymous No.717410131
brap
Anonymous No.717410435 >>717410724
The only potentially arousing thing about a fart is the sound. I don't know how people tolerate let alone fap to art being smeared with green/brown gas.
Anonymous No.717410459
>>717402670 (OP)
she means she's going to kick you in the face if you start making comments about her ass
Anonymous No.717410724
>>717410435
I wish that wasnt the standard but thats what most art is unfortunately, seen a lot of good art without poisonous clouds and its always better.
Anonymous No.717411087
>>717403170
For everyone itt who didn't watch this scene here was your warning that you missed out on due to not being a 90s kid
https://youtu.be/m3V98iigNQ4?feature=shared&t=28
its only fun to smell your own farts
Anonymous No.717411629
>>717402670 (OP)
BRAAAAAAP
Anonymous No.717412512 >>717413209
Now you done it, you autistic fart-sniffing autists. Look what >>717405724 posted.

"Brap brap brap! Imagine the smell! It makes my tiny penis hard!" Is that all you fetishized about? A girl's fart doesn't smell like sunshine and rainbows. It smells more like a rancid old man bathing in rotten vegetables and swamp-ass.
Anonymous No.717413209
>>717412512
Hot
Anonymous No.717414594
I usually make my gf eat beans and chili before she puts me in the line of fire.
Anonymous No.717415042
>>717403447
Artist name?
Anonymous No.717416797 >>717417726
>>717403087
The original Asian version is different. You can thank "localization" for that however I would argue western society is generally less up-tight and strict when it comes to social norms. So its not entirely unfitting.
In Asian cultures Anis's behavior wouldn't make much sense and would only be seen as disgusting probably.
In western culture that can be seen as endearing or a way to challenge the viewer.
As in
>"You better not shove your face there, I would totally not like that teehee."
I think in the Asian version she says something like
>"Oh I'm a pure maiden at heart, watch where you look."
Which I can imagine for many western guys can be off-putting too.
I would say this is one of the rare instances where localization actually makes sense.
Anonymous No.717417513
>>717402670 (OP)
NIkkes can't fart. She was just joking, because before becoming nikke she used to be a stupid zoomer girl.
Yeah, if you didn't know a nikke is basically an extremely sexy and durable artificial body with an actual female brain inside - deadly combo
Anonymous No.717417726
>>717416797
>I think in the Asian version she says something like
>"Oh I'm a pure maiden at heart, watch where you look."
No, that's false. In the original script the player comments that the place stinks and she says "you shouldn't say that when you're so close to someone's butt". She's upset that his comment indicates her butt stinks, but he's actually talking about the pipe they're crawling through.
English translation just makes it a fart joke.
Anonymous No.717417867 >>717418080 >>717420691
>>717404725
>go into bathroom
>metalic smell in the air
>the toilet water is red
I have sisters and it's terrible.
Anonymous No.717417954 >>717418491
>>717403170
How come you see all those porn actors eating ass? Do they just endure? Or is it about that some woman just do good hygiene?
Anonymous No.717418007
>>717404781
post video
Anonymous No.717418080 >>717418123
>>717417867
It's just blood. Can it really be that bad? Smell of shit is vomit inducing.
Anonymous No.717418123
>>717418080
Period blood doesn't smell like normal blood. It's strong and metalic, you can almost taste it on your tongue.
Anonymous No.717418215
>>717402670 (OP)
>Uh, is there a tactical advantage to making the combat gynoid chubby?
>...
>... Yeah you're right, that is a stupid question. Never mind.
Anonymous No.717418324 >>717419170 >>717419594 >>717422763
Anonymous No.717418491 >>717419471
>>717417954
It's their job
Anonymous No.717418758
>>717402670 (OP)
Austere sign
Anonymous No.717419170 >>717422763
>>717418324
She's just like that, all the time?
Anonymous No.717419273
>>717403087
lol the obsession with big asses comes from america who got it from africans
And korea just copy everything americans do
Anonymous No.717419279
>>717405219
You’re not supposed to have her fart in your face.
Anonymous No.717419385 >>717423391
>>717403170
Kek I always thought it's just memes. You guys are really doing this _shit_ IRL?
Anonymous No.717419471
>>717418491
I’d like to see a clip of a porn actor eating ass where he/she stops for a moment, looks at the camera and says β€œit’s a living” in a resigned voice, like an animal appliance in the Flintstones.
Anonymous No.717419525 >>717424508
I love braps but ONLY 2D, in real life it makes my stomach turn and I can completely disassociate the two. Burps however.........
Anonymous No.717419594
>>717418324
That’s so hot and cute desu
Anonymous No.717419980 >>717420557
Anonymous No.717420338
>>717403170
I guess he found out the hard way that female farts are stronger and smell worse than male farts.
Anonymous No.717420446
>>717403853
explain
Anonymous No.717420557
>>717419980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIa9PMrJ3JM
Anonymous No.717420610
>>717402670 (OP)
Anonymous No.717420691
>>717417867
they don't flush their period blood?
Anonymous No.717420789 >>717421332
Burps are hotter than farts.
Anonymous No.717421138
How many fucking threads about this are you going to make? Holy shit dude
Anonymous No.717421332
>>717420789
It's true, but it barely exists as a fetish, at least divorced from stuffing / weight gain / v*re
Anonymous No.717422694
I LOVE ANUS
Anonymous No.717422763
>>717418324
such a charmer
>>717419170
she kinda lost that nasty part of her and with how the story is going she will probably abandon it
Anonymous No.717423208
This fucking thread is really eye opening, for more reasons than one
Anonymous No.717423273 >>717423505
Isn't she a robot or something? Why can she fart again?
Anonymous No.717423391
>>717419385
>anon underestimates the power of autism
Very common.
Anonymous No.717423423
I love that asian games are getting more and more bitches with big asses
It hurts my soul going back to 2000s anime and every chick is a rod with tits
Anonymous No.717423505 >>717423697
>>717423273
they are made to resemble the real thing as much as possible so they don't have identity crisis
Anonymous No.717423642
BRAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous No.717423697 >>717424779
>>717423505
>someone had to program in the farts
Anonymous No.717423936
>>717402853
Anonymous No.717424508
>>717419525
stormfall33 on twitch
Anonymous No.717424779
>>717423697
>someone had to program periods without any discharge, just the unstable mental state
Anonymous No.717424825
Anonymous No.717424934 >>717425458
>>717403087
Germans are the biggest scatfags in the world
Anonymous No.717425458
>>717424934
nice meme
Anonymous No.717426990
>>717403170
I smell my girl's ass all the time, you fags are dealing with some nasty bitches