Thread 717405362

So.... this is what it's like having a girlfriend....

you will never have this view waking up every morning anon...

>>717405362 (OP)
>>717405382
Yeah cause I'm not a lesbian

>make female with dick cause i hate the male voice
>cant romance panam
>they want you to romance judy instead
>judy
>meth addict looking rat
or the gay cop

>>717405568
You will never be a woman btw

>>717405362 (OP)
V is 23 and Panam is 31....

>>717405382
The glen loft is the nicest apartment for sure, the only thing the corpo plaza one has on it is the nicer bathroom. Shame you can't move your cat and iguana to a nicer apartment.

>>717405775
hot

>>717405798
I agree, the glen loft is really comfy.

These shrimp fresh?

>>717405362 (OP)
>Stroking hair
>Cuddling
I legitimately cringed.

>>717405775
Time to replay cyberpunk 2077

>>717405775
>>717406089
Men dating women older than them is weird

>>717405362 (OP)
>going to your apartment to relax after a hard week of driving cars for that mexican dude and forgetting you set up a date with panam and now you gotta deal with her shit while getting no head

>>717406220
>t. kissless virgin

I hope spamming shitskinedgerunnerniggers burn in eternal hellfire

>>717405362 (OP)
women smell and thats no joke
it's what's missing from the image - the stench they exhibit in real life
and the hardest part is telling your woman that her coochie smells, its like risking relationship and will require gifts after
so no, what you showed is not what's it like having a girlfriend, since its missing a lot of context of the women species

>>717406391
Ironic considering the type of "men" who go for hags instead of prime women

>>717405664

>be a fag
>do faggy shit
>game treats you like a fag in return
>cry about having fag choices

Ok

>>717406568
You will never be a woman

>Men who marry women older than have the lowest divorce rates
Why?

>>717406523
the real issue is when you give your woman has bv inside her mouth. you cant even kiss her anymore. its like living with dead fish.
it is absurd how much context OP is lacking, for he does not understand the nightmares of living with women

>>717405362 (OP)
>>717405382
Is this supposed to feel good or something? I'd feel rather annoyed to have to constantly pretend to appreciate someone's intrusion of my privacy and I can't even roll around in my sleep.

>>717406523
>>717406716
I embrace the smell.

>>717406523
>her coochie smells
This. There's a korean celeb who has been sleeping around with girls as young as 14 and he said some of their privates smell like nori (japanese seaweed)

>>717406680
>Be a woman who’s starting to get older
>Oh shit, much less people show interest in me anymore
>Find guy you get along with who prefers old bitches anyway
>Tie the knot and you don’t have to worry about him cheating with a younger woman and it continues to be more and more impossible to trade up

Panam is gross

>have gf
>wait for her to fall asleep every night to enjoy videogames in peace without having to constantly check my phone
>fire up cyberpunk 2077
>start doing some side mission, enjoying my time
>5 minutes in, receive ingame text from Panam complaining about some inane bullshit
>suddenly feel flustered, teeth grinding, stomach tightening. Immersion completely lost.
>shutdown the game with rage and play tetris instead
They got the girlfriend simulation down to a T.

>>717407679
You're gross.

I don’t find women under the age of 30 attractive at all

>>717408291
this but asian

>>717408291
This but 10.

>>717406613
>You are a homosexual man
Kind of loses traction there.
Where is the mental leap from someone being trans and trying to convince themselves they are a woman and being gay?

>>717405362 (OP)
>tomboyish personality
>thicc latina
>ride or die loyal to the bitter end
The true based straight man’s choice

>>717407725

just cheat, anon. trust me. you will become immunity to current gf being annoying. your gf will pick up on this and quick fucking with you as much. works every time. always cheat

>>717406523

not every woman smells. in my experience girls with lower body counts have a less of a chance of smelling. fat girls have a higher chance of smelling. my current gf had bacterial vaginosis, and her pussy smelled like the fucking lobster tank at Costco. it was fucked. she cried and didn't do anything about it for a month? finally one day I went in the bathroom and it smelled like she took a dump, when she only took a piss. I brought her back in, made her smell the fucked up bathroom, and she finally agreed to get medicine. literally cleared up in a week. women take everything fucking personally

Sometimes I make out with my pillow and pretend it’s Panam. If I feel really lonely I might cuddle it as well. I’m 33 btw

Reminder this is a LOLI
Reminder in her backstory she is CANONICALLY a child PROSTITUTE
Reminder she is THE most POPULAR character of the entire cp2077 IP
Reminder ESG cocksuckers at CDPR wanted her GONE
Reminder THIS is what total MAJORITY of the audience WANTS
Reminder THE LOLI MUST STAY
Reminder you only resist because you fapped to her

Update 2.3 kills fun. Now you can't pause and reload as soon as you reach zero HP, you're forced to skip the fucking credits if you die during the secret ending. Delamain cab is a fucking joke and I think that's it.