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Anonymous No.717414028 >>717414119 >>717414140 >>717414816 >>717414897 >>717414959 >>717414970 >>717417805 >>717418265 >>717419843 >>717420847 >>717421383 >>717421556 >>717421584 >>717426158 >>717426772 >>717434485 >>717436580 >>717441667 >>717443191 >>717443991 >>717447169 >>717451792 >>717452018 >>717453324
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Anonymous No.717414072 >>717417930 >>717435098
/v/ is too brown for the playdate
Anonymous No.717414119
>>717414028 (OP)
wholesome chungus quirkster device
Anonymous No.717414140 >>717414624 >>717414738 >>717415338
>>717414028 (OP)
who has ever gone to a bar and ordered an eighth of a glass off beer?
Anonymous No.717414624 >>717443318
>>717414140
dogs dont have the same capacity for alcohol as humans.
Anonymous No.717414738 >>717414851 >>717415886 >>717435346
>>717414140
>i'll have one glass of foam please
redpill me on foam. is it actually THAT natural for beer or is it just a way to charge more for less
Anonymous No.717414816 >>717416019 >>717421501 >>717434107
>>717414028 (OP)
$229 btw
Anonymous No.717414851 >>717415565 >>717431593
>>717414738
it's natural for beer, except for guinness draught in a can which has a little ball of nitrogen in it to nitrogenate it which makes it foam up more when it's poured, which is a retarded gimmick since you can get the same result just by pouring it as retardedly as possible, same as any other beer
Anonymous No.717414897 >>717415562 >>717419654 >>717437137
>>717414028 (OP)
Remember when anon claimed THIS was the future of videogames?
Anonymous No.717414959
>>717414028 (OP)
having a blast!
Anonymous No.717414970
>>717414028 (OP)
>That small ass awkward crank
Anonymous No.717415006
how is the sound on this thing?
Anonymous No.717415338
>>717414140
And leave a seven dollar tip, no less.
Anonymous No.717415562
>>717414897
no
no
Anonymous No.717415565
>>717414851
>which is a retarded gimmick since you can get the same result just by pouring it as retardedly as possible
it's not a gimmick, go pour a bottle of Guinness into a glass and look at the difference, the can is basically indistinguishable from a draught pour, it's a miracle.
Anonymous No.717415631 >>717419794 >>717420976 >>717446758
So why do so many great indie devs waste time developping exclusives for this shit?
Anonymous No.717415886
>>717414738
>is it actually THAT natural for beer or is it just a way to charge more for less
I worked at a homebrew shop for a bit and used to peruse my boss' books, head does a bunch of things for aroma and trapping co2 and volatile flavor compounds and mouthfeel and shit.
it's caused by some kind of stronger starch/protein structure, my boss used to add a tiny bit of wheat to barley based beers because it enhanced head retention because of it's different protein content, and he was the biggest/best pisshead I ever met.
basically the gourmets out there are doing it to their own beers so it's not a cost saving measure.
Anonymous No.717416019
>>717414816
I know someone who eagerly followed news about the playdate and hyped up buying it finally, then never mentioned it again after they bought it lol. God, I wish I lacked the ethical and moral compass that I apparently have, because I could become so rich based on the retarded shit I've seen people drop large sums of money on.
Anonymous No.717417805 >>717437227
>>717414028 (OP)
Is there a emulator for this shit? I can't wait for the chinks to make actual good chinkhelds with this display.
Anonymous No.717417930 >>717418251
>>717414072
>you must have atleast have 1 (ONE) Bull to own this device
Anonymous No.717418251
>>717417930
why would my wife need more than 1 bull?
wouldnt that basically make the bulls cucks to each other?
Anonymous No.717418265 >>717418495 >>717421383 >>717443558 >>717443932 >>717444034 >>717448773 >>717452367
>>717414028 (OP)
>It's not a gimmick because... it just isn't okay?
Anonymous No.717418495 >>717419840
>>717418265
if its used in more than 1 game then by definition its not gimmick
Anonymous No.717419654 >>717447214
>>717414897
Yeah, I'm sure it was his completely honest opinion, not an attempt to get yous by making retards like you angry.
Anonymous No.717419794 >>717419902
>>717415631
Same reason why people were making games for the Ouya: belief that this random console is going to become the next big thing and you will be one of the "pioneers" that made exclusives for it
Anonymous No.717419840
>>717418495
It's a gimmick because it's the only feature separating it from every other shitty overpriced handheld
Anonymous No.717419843 >>717427581
>>717414028 (OP)
>The perfect pour is approximately three drops of root beer
Anonymous No.717419902 >>717421632
>>717419794
what a stupid post, nobody thinks that, you're a moron
Anonymous No.717420703 >>717421378 >>717424870 >>717425316 >>717435039
I'll never understand why people get so bent out of shape by this one handheld. There are thousands of handhelds and this one just happened to market itself with a gimmick and that was too much for people here?
Anonymous No.717420847
>>717414028 (OP)
gonna go crank it in public?
Anonymous No.717420976
>>717415631
if you upload anything with the playdate tag to itch.io, people can pay for it and download it through the console itself where you can give yourself a 0% itch fee
Anonymous No.717421045 >>717423170
I feel like I've seen threads seething about this thing for like a decade now
Anonymous No.717421378
>>717420703
>I'll never understand why people get so bent out of shape by this one handheld. There are thousands of handhelds and this one just happened to market itself with a gimmick and that was too much for people here?
your choices impact everyone
Anonymous No.717421383
>>717414028 (OP)
Only trannies were into this shit.

>>717418265
>does it charge the battery
>no
So it's a useless gimmick.
Anonymous No.717421501
>>717414816
wtf i guess they expect this to be a collector's item or something
Anonymous No.717421556
>>717414028 (OP)
What a laggy piece of shit scam.
Anonymous No.717421584
>>717414028 (OP)
>Made in Portland, Oregon
Of course it is. I couldn't have imagined a more hipster game device if I tried.
Anonymous No.717421632
>>717419902
He's just describing a blue ocean strategy. Get early on the market, get more sales before your game gets competition.
Anonymous No.717421656
I wish I had one but its pricetag..oof
Anonymous No.717421723
Juceiro if he videogame console
Anonymous No.717423170
>>717421045
Genuinely unhinged behavior with how it lives rent free in these people's minds
Anonymous No.717423561 >>717424834
A FUCKING CRANK
Anonymous No.717424834
>>717423561
fpbp
Anonymous No.717424870
>>717420703
>pay more for handheld that needs custom games
>gimmick is a mechanical part that will break much sooner than a button
>makes device permanently awkward because there's a random gimmick jutting out of the side
>official case doesn't even know what to do with it, just has it hang out the side awkwardly
Anonymous No.717425316 >>717426781
>>717420703
The devs initially announced that you could charge the battery power manually using the crank. They quickly backtracked and denied that they ever made that claim.
Anonymous No.717425709 >>717425803 >>717449323
I have one and I think its really neat. Has a lot of really cool games. Absolutely hipster thing and will never be popular or a big thing that would compete with the 3ds or something, but that was never the point.
Anonymous No.717425803 >>717426058 >>717426403
>>717425709
Onions hand
Anonymous No.717426058
>>717425803
Yeah, they are great for you health. I prefer garlic personally though.
Anonymous No.717426158
>>717414028 (OP)
Warioware could be fun on this
Anonymous No.717426216
I really love these fantasy console type projects. I’d probably buy one if it had a fucking backlight.
Anonymous No.717426403
>>717425803
What is a hand supposed to look like? Everytime someone posts their hand its the wrong color or shape or something
Anonymous No.717426772 >>717427001 >>717427230
>>717414028 (OP)
I regret the purchase, I had no idea all the games on it were going to be expensive sweet baby inc tier lgbt tech demos
Anonymous No.717426781 >>717427347
>>717425316
Your brown
Anonymous No.717427001 >>717427917 >>717428813
>>717426772
That game is free. And they're not all made by them you lair. And the average price is like $6
Anonymous No.717427142
>Your brown
Anonymous No.717427230
>>717426772
It's a hobbyist device. Very few professional devs on this, it's all a bunch of fresh devs tinkering and setting their own prices. The fuck did you expect were going to be on there?
Also there's a fuck ton of free games on itch.io, including a lot of the ones that cost money on the catalog.
Anonymous No.717427347
>>717426781
No, but it's pretty sad how badly your shitty product needs to be virally marketed here
Anonymous No.717427581
>>717419843
It varies per customer, for instance the first one was half glass
Anonymous No.717427917 >>717428506
>>717427001
>average price is like $6
I got RoboCop for 5 bucks and Battlefield 1 for 2 bucks for my steam deck
Anonymous No.717428074 >>717428845
Did Lucas Pope every finish his game for this flop so we can start making actual video games again? It's been like 7 years since Obra Dinn (masterpiece).
Anonymous No.717428506 >>717441658
>>717427917
Right. None of those are expensive. Unless you're suggesting playdate game should be like 50 cents or something
Anonymous No.717428813 >>717429448
>>717427001
>XXX TIER
>THEY ARE NOT MADE BY XXX
that's why he said TIER. As of "in the same bracket".
Anonymous No.717428845
>>717428074
Yea it's called mars after midnight. It came out at least a year ago. Its cool
Anonymous No.717429448
>>717428813
Descibe that teir
Anonymous No.717431593
>>717414851
The nitrogen is unironically based and even seems to be better for my stomach than normal beer, zero fullness after getting shitfaced with gazillion cans of Guinness with the nitrogen floater thingy
Anonymous No.717434107
>>717414816
25 bucks to produce
Anonymous No.717434485
>>717414028 (OP)
So-ys bait
Anonymous No.717434636
playdate is fucking based. don't care that it's millennial quirky shit, it's better than skibidi chungus zoomer shit
Anonymous No.717434783
haha dog want beer
Anonymous No.717435039
>>717420703
It attracts people that want to roleplay being able to make gameboy games but too inept for that, which ends up being a bunch of san francisco dickheads, and the games reflect this completely.

And the worst part is that gbstudio completely trivialized making gameboy games.
Anonymous No.717435098 >>717437342
>>717414072
There was one fat anon who bought it when it first came out
Anonymous No.717435346
>>717414738
It's supposed to keep it from going stale too soon.
But english beer is stale so they don't need to bother
Anonymous No.717436298
TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS
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>NO BACKLIGHT
Anonymous No.717436580
>>717414028 (OP)
I just think it's neat
Anonymous No.717437137 >>717437375 >>717443669
>>717414897
Yeah, he said the same thing about Ouya.
>it's only $99, why the fuck would ANYBODY buy a PS4 or Xbox over this?!
Anonymous No.717437227
>>717417805
Isn't there an official emulator?
Anonymous No.717437342
>>717435098
'ick on 'ay'ate
Anonymous No.717437375 >>717441737
>>717437137
Isn't that still just an android device, meaning a decent-ish enough emulator? I will concede on it's shitty non-library, but this could've been a rom collection you can alter that you'd find at Walmart and people wouldn't really complain
Anonymous No.717438010
you guys don't want any part of this shit
Anonymous No.717439316
CRANK IT
PULL IT
TWIST IT
BOP IT
Anonymous No.717441658
>>717428506
I'm suggesting playdate games aren't on the level of RoboCop Rogue City and Battlefield, so yes, those are ink games should be 50 cents
Anonymous No.717441667
>>717414028 (OP)
>reddit the device
Anonymous No.717441737 >>717443053
>>717437375
No. It runs on Android, but it has it's own library of games, all of which were required to be free to play, either completely or with lots of microtransactions.
Anonymous No.717443053
>>717441737
no they were required to have demos. they could cost money
Anonymous No.717443191 >>717444861
>>717414028 (OP)
You're not supposed to actually play this thing, it's a thing you keep on your desk at work to show that you're cool and hip and a child at heart. BUT NEVER PLAY IT. That would be illegal and would constitute stealing of company time.
It makes for a nice pen holder.
Anonymous No.717443318
>>717414624
That's a bear. Bears are more tolerant to alcohol than dogs.
Anonymous No.717443545 >>717443846 >>717444687 >>717445961
You can get a PSP 3000 for half the fucking price.
Anonymous No.717443558 >>717444128 >>717446947 >>717450052
>>717418265
Anonymous No.717443669 >>717443786
>>717437137
woah... can't wait to play Skyrim on that!
Anonymous No.717443786
>>717443669
AND YOU CAN!* *With game streaming.
Anonymous No.717443846 >>717443904
>>717443545
I can get a PSP for $100? Where? I wish.
Anonymous No.717443904 >>717449334
>>717443846
ebay
Anonymous No.717443932 >>717443981
>>717418265
who the fucks writes like this?
Anonymous No.717443981
>>717443932
quirk chungus millennials
Anonymous No.717443991
>>717414028 (OP)
Imagine playing Cowtastic Cafe without the tits.
Anonymous No.717444034 >>717444312
>>717418265
>Nah
>Nope
>Yes yes yes
Why can't people be more serious when selling a product? I'm tired of watching YouTube ads where the spokesman sounds like a retarded teenager using a bunch of slangs.
Anonymous No.717444128
>>717443558
Kek
Anonymous No.717444312
>>717444034
>watching YouTube ads
I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.717444687 >>717445858
>>717443545
Damn, for that price this thing must be prett-
>168 MHz
..How much do you think they profit off of this?
Anonymous No.717444861 >>717449645
>>717443191
they actually never came out with this apparently it was to hard to make a speaker?
Anonymous No.717445858 >>717446792
>>717444687
Allegedly, very little profit from it at all. Most of the income comes out of the games and the accessories like the cover.
Anonymous No.717445961 >>717446108
>>717443545
>24 games included
About a third are distractions, but why are people pissy about price when it includes far more actual game value than most consoles or handhelds would dare?
Anonymous No.717446108
>>717445961
because phones exist
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.717446758
>>717415631
Market of enthusiasts hunting for games so they're willing to pay the $1-$20 you're asking.
It's a niche device so people are willing to buy more after the seasons run out.
It doesn't require major time investment into developing something for it. The expectation is your game is going to be around 2-6 hours at most and you're also expected to keep it simple on top of that.
It's a hobbyist device in general. Many people use it to test dev or make some small idea they had and then sell it for $1. It leads to a lot of "Game Jam"-esque ideas.
The crank genuinely does lead to some novel ideas using it or it inspires people to try and incorporate it into their games.
In general the games are sold very cheaply. I've been looking into the thing recently after remembering it existed a few months back and most games are in the $1-$5 range. Only the "major" games tend to be past that, but they never go past $20 and typically stay $10 or under. It's like the early App Store in that regard.
There's also the fact that it's just different from what we've got now. It's more similar to some interim between the GB and GBA leading to people also making nostalgic-esque games.

The major downsides of the system are the horrendous pricing (Seriously, $230?) and if you drop it at all apparently it's very prone to just outright dying. Like, we're talking the screen breaking instantly and if you RMA it when not under warranty fixing it costs $130+.
Anonymous No.717446792
>>717445858
What the hell is so expensive to manufacture?
Anonymous No.717446947
>>717443558
Lmao
Anonymous No.717446996
>saw that David Pope had a new game
>saw that it was exclusive on some 200€ gimmick console
Anonymous No.717447169
>>717414028 (OP)
quirk chungus
man child
Anonymous No.717447214
>>717419654
>I was merely pretending
leave any time
Anonymous No.717447294 >>717447468
when i first saw this device, i though "oh cool, someone made a wind-up gameboy, neat!"
but then i heard
>"n-no, the crank just does stuff in game"
and immediately lost all interest
Anonymous No.717447468 >>717447787
>>717447294
Were you expecting a gameboy you could crank-charge?
Anonymous No.717447787 >>717448003
>>717447468
I think he said that
Anonymous No.717448003 >>717448541 >>717448835
>>717447787
yes
id buy a small crank-charged games console, the perfect addition to any survival bag
Anonymous No.717448541
>>717448003
You'd have to crank it for an hour just to play for 5 minutes.
Anonymous No.717448773
>>717418265
>is it a gimmick?
literally yes. That's calling wii waggle not a gimmick
Anonymous No.717448835 >>717450132
>>717448003
Just buy some batteries you fucking tard
Anonymous No.717449323
>>717425709
Based simple fun enjoyer
Anonymous No.717449334
>>717443904
I honestly forgot Ebay existed.
Anonymous No.717449645 >>717449969
>>717444861
there's a video on youtube where some guy goes to the studio to talk with the devs they wanted to release it but there was some weird hardware issue they couldnt fix
apparently they arent even making money out of it they made it with the money they got from untitled goose game
Anonymous No.717449969
>>717449645
Yea that was the minnmax video. That was what actually convinced me to get the playdate.
Anonymous No.717450052
>>717443558
k*k
Anonymous No.717450132 >>717451558
>>717448835
sure, ill pop down the store filled with rioting mobs for some fresh batteries instead of fucking off deep into the wilderness
dumbass
Anonymous No.717451558
>>717450132
Buy like 50 batteries for 20 bucks right now gigaretard
And then buy a mobile charger with a crank charger if you're that worried about society collapsing collapsing, schizo
Anonymous No.717451792
>>717414028 (OP)
CRANKIN MY PLAYDATE
Anonymous No.717452018
>>717414028 (OP)
what a faggy looking game
why does he look like that?
Anonymous No.717452367
>>717418265
>spin wheel to do nothing
Anonymous No.717453324
>>717414028 (OP)
I don't like how they have built in DRM for the games, that's really gay.