Thread 717415229 - /v/ [Archived: 94 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:02:04 PM No.717415229
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Bro this game fucking SUCKS
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:15 PM No.717415575
All i wanted was botw with real dungeons from time to time

Thats okay though, elden ring delivered where nintendo could not
Replies: >>717416170 >>717416542 >>717427028 >>717427232
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:12:04 PM No.717415612
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:13:06 PM No.717415648
>>717415229 (OP)
But enough about snoy movie slop "games"
Replies: >>717415851
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:18:17 PM No.717415851
>>717415648
Tendies are dead.
Replies: >>717416170 >>717416542
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:19:53 PM No.717415920
>>717415229 (OP)
what country does this guy live in, seems to make a lot of threads around a similar time
Replies: >>717416034 >>717416246 >>717416312 >>717416424 >>717416941 >>717419281
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:23:10 PM No.717416034
>>717415920
someone said hes brazilian, he sometimes slips up and uses brazilian gay slang in his posts
Replies: >>717423845 >>717423919
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:26:23 PM No.717416170
>>717415575
>>717415229 (OP)
>>717415851
You lost, snoy
Replies: >>717417758
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:28:06 PM No.717416246
>>717415920
there's one canadian jew and a handful of undetermined brown third worlders, probably from south america
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:29:50 PM No.717416312
>>717415920
>sony out of nowhere
mindbroken tendie tranny
Replies: >>717416390 >>717416409 >>717416542
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:32:11 PM No.717416390
>>717416312
Total snoy meltdown
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:32:41 PM No.717416409
>>717416312
sony out of nowhere, indeed
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:33:07 PM No.717416424
>>717415920
>similar time
What the hell is this schizo bullshit? Zelda ubislop hate threads pop all the fucking time
Replies: >>717416542 >>717416562
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:34:28 PM No.717416483
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Reminder that TotK is so good that's it the highest rated game of 2025 too. XDD
Replies: >>717416804 >>717417927 >>717419121 >>717420987 >>717426142 >>717426745
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:34:35 PM No.717416490
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Grapes are fun!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:35:52 PM No.717416542
totally not the same troon
totally not the same troon
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>>717415229 (OP)
>>717415575
>>717415851
>>717416312
>>717416424

You lost and got raped,,, eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:36:27 PM No.717416562
>>717416424
I guess you'd know, OP
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:43:00 PM No.717416804
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>>717416483
Reminder that you are a nigger
Replies: >>717416931 >>717417007
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:00 PM No.717416885
>>717415229 (OP)
>bro this game fucking RULES
yes, always did.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:50 PM No.717416921
>>717415229 (OP)
I didn't even try to play it, I didn't like BotW enough. It felt worse than Genshin and yes I know Genshin copied BotW and BotW was first but I played Genshin before BotW and BotW felt like a downgrade in comparison. I didn't even stick with Genshin for long, I only played it for about a month so I wasn't even too big on that.
Replies: >>717417007 >>717435074
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:56 PM No.717416931
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>>717416804
Replies: >>717417041 >>717427368
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:46:08 PM No.717416941
>>717415920
with how retarded he is, of course it's America.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:47:26 PM No.717417007
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>>717416804
>>717416921
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Replies: >>717417131
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:48:07 PM No.717417041
>>717416931
they look like that because deep down they know they don't deserve shit
Replies: >>717417229
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:50:11 PM No.717417131
>>717417007
Can you tell me what BotW does better than Genshin? The story is worse, the exploration is worse, the characters are worse, the combat is worse, and the overworld activities are more tedious and you don't even get good rewards for it. Gacha jewels are a shit reward but they beat a breakable weapon or some rupees.
Replies: >>717417229 >>717417440 >>717419494
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:52:51 PM No.717417229
>>717417041
>>717417131

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Trannyshin gachapact is only for chinktrannies that deserve to die
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:52:52 PM No.717417230
do your unpaid job and delete this shit thread janny
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:57:18 PM No.717417440
>>717417131
>Can you tell me what BotW does better than Genshin?

Game design.

Genshin has abosultely NONE of the gameplay offered by BotW. That would take actual talent.
Replies: >>717417634 >>717417725 >>717427642
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:59:14 PM No.717417526
I miss the thread IP counter, you just know this thread is full of mentally ill samefagging and the OP arguing with himself
Replies: >>717421627
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:02:09 PM No.717417634
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>>717417440
>Game design.
Replies: >>717417685 >>717417802
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:03:30 PM No.717417685
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>>717417634
>menu opens on the exact item he needs

Yup Zelda haters are low IQ retards. Stick to your brain-dead gatcha slop mobile games.
Replies: >>717417767
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:04:32 PM No.717417725
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>>717417440
>Game design. xD
Replies: >>717417802 >>717417875 >>717419746 >>717432047
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:05:20 PM No.717417758
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>>717416170
Replies: >>717417802 >>717417802
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:05:36 PM No.717417767
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>>717417685
>my mfw when a gacha slop mobile game mogs Slop of the Goyim
Replies: >>717417802 >>717420334
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:06:25 PM No.717417802
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>>717417634
>>717417725
>>717417767
>>717417758
>>717417758
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:08:07 PM No.717417875
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>>717417725
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:09:25 PM No.717417927
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>>717416483
I love how BotW/TotK just keep raping this board over and over forever.
Replies: >>717419082
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:36:00 PM No.717419082
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>>717417927
Replies: >>717419121 >>717419202
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:36:37 PM No.717419121
>>717419082
See >>717416483
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:38:22 PM No.717419202
>>717419082
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:40:00 PM No.717419281
>>717415920
He lives in Nonya
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:41:05 PM No.717419335
>>717415229 (OP)
Why do people hate this game?
It improved botw in almost every front
Replies: >>717419756 >>717419849 >>717419893
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:45:08 PM No.717419494
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>>717417131
Sure
>Genshin's core controls are significantly worse. Character swaps are ping-dependent, it's literally impossible to manually control which enemy your character targets without moving your character, the camera moves like molasses, climbing is much jankier, gliding feels like absolute garbage with zero momentum, etc
>ability to interact with the environment is significantly lower
>puzzle design peaked in inazuma, and even then barely qualified as "puzzles"
>combat system is carried by teambuilding, which was never actually that interesting due to severe balance issues, and as of 2025 has been further compromised by powercreep.
>shittier traversal
>gacha and all the bullshit that comes with that
>wastes unbelievable amounts of time with mandatory, unskippable dialog sequences in the name of delivering a frankly quite bad story that exists primarily as an advertising vehicle for gacha waifus/husbandos
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:46:16 PM No.717419550
>>717415229 (OP)
I set up an emulator for this dogshit and played it for about 2 hours.
Replies: >>717419680
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:49:10 PM No.717419680
>>717419550
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:49:37 PM No.717419694
>717417634
>717417685
>717417725
>717417767
>717417802
>717417875
This is all one person arguing and talking to himself to create the appearance of engagement
Replies: >>717420039
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:50:37 PM No.717419746
>>717417725
You're supposed to strap him to a rocket and blast him over
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:50:45 PM No.717419756
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>>717419335
botw wasn't that great to start off with and they spent 8 years on an $80 plus tip sequel that used the exact same map and still had garbage dungeons and shit gameplay, story and music
Replies: >>717420039 >>717420475
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:53:13 PM No.717419849
>>717419335
You're right, it is an improvement.
Unfortunately this is the sort of place where one guy obsessively trying to shut down any actual discussion means every thread about the game here looks like this one. The same webm's and images being posted over and over by someone who never played the game and doesn't even understand the footage he's mocking.
At other times he claimed stuff like there being loadscreens to the depths or that the armours had to be crafted until enough of the thread calls him a retard. Because why bother being accurate when ruining threads when you can make anything up without getting banned.
Replies: >>717426962
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:54:03 PM No.717419893
>>717419335
For me the only problem is the missed potential. The mechanics and a lot of the puzzles are so good. I wish they got rid of koroks and collectathons and put that effort into temples. The water temple could have been the most legendary videogame level ever, but it's just tipping over 4 jugs.
Replies: >>717420039
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:57:09 PM No.717420039
>>717419694
>>717419756
>>717419893
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
And your Pic got predicted ;)
Replies: >>717420082
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:58:06 PM No.717420082
>>717420039
It's my favorite game though?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:59:36 PM No.717420158
>>717415229 (OP)
Indeed. Us long time Zelda veterans have nothing but contempt for this piece of shit and its predecessor.
Replies: >>717420359
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:02:59 PM No.717420334
>>717417767
I want you to kill yourself. Do it. Jump off a cliff and die a slow bit painful death
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:03:27 PM No.717420359
>>717420158
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:04:44 PM No.717420428
How bout you suck deez nuts instead? *grabs crotch*
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:05:36 PM No.717420475
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>>717419756
I dunno I'm playing BotW for the first time (Switch 2 Edition) and it's absolutely amazing. There's quite clearly a chasm of game development understanding between Nintendo and everyone else.
Replies: >>717425107
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:10:28 PM No.717420714
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>>717415229 (OP)
i thought link was bending over showing his ass and looking over the sholuder from the thumbnail
Replies: >>717423465
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:15:51 PM No.717420987
>>717416483
tendie reviewers always give 10 to tendie games
Replies: >>717421210
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:20:26 PM No.717421210
>>717420987
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:27:29 PM No.717421627
>>717417526
Get 4Chan X script and turn the option on.

Phoneposter fags don't @ me.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:56:16 PM No.717423280
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:58:51 PM No.717423439
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I wonder what got OP so mad he started to samefag for hour-oh, this.
Replies: >>717423638
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:59:14 PM No.717423465
>>717420714
Damn I thought he had a massive dumpy
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:00:15 PM No.717423517
>>717423280
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
page 10 bumping won't save snoytranny ass
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:00:40 PM No.717423548
>>717423280
niggerjanny
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:02:14 PM No.717423638
>>717423439
Yeah that might be it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:02:17 PM No.717423640
>PS5 doesn't even have exclusives anymore
I'm sorry little bro, I didn't know how bad it was.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:05:14 PM No.717423845
>>717416034
i'm brazilian, that's way too early
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:06:34 PM No.717423919
>>717416034
Damn he isn't even actually black, that's fucking embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:07:39 PM No.717423965
what sucks is how bad my joycons drift despite the fact i have done nothing but treat them gently and with great care.
Replies: >>717424115
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:09:44 PM No.717424091
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Crimson Desert is going to shot the world has shit TOTK is
Replies: >>717424150 >>717424228 >>717424457 >>717427221
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:10:07 PM No.717424115
>>717423965
Mine work pretty good I think, though I might be too dumb or too much of a gamer to notice, when I worked at a pawn shop a guy bought a switch for his daughter, he brought it back for drift and I legit just grabbed a pair of joycons from another switch and swapped them.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:10:42 PM No.717424150
>>717424091
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:11:43 PM No.717424228
>>717424091
>totally incomprehensible schizo ESL babble
Kek
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:14:41 PM No.717424415
>>717415229 (OP)
Back off your meds again huh
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:15:16 PM No.717424457
>>717424091
Bro, you just gave me actually brain damage, please would you try typing that again.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:19:59 PM No.717424761
>You lost and got raped,,, Eric
>You lost and got raped,,, Eric
>You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Holy schizo
>inb4 You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Replies: >>717424819 >>717425198 >>717426267
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:20:45 PM No.717424819
>>717424761
You only take flak when you're over the target, lil bro
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:25:40 PM No.717425107
>>717420475
Based and truth pulled. /v/trannies will never recover these masterpieces.
Replies: >>717425761
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:27:08 PM No.717425198
>>717424761
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:36:13 PM No.717425761
>>717425107
Cringe and faggot pilled
Replies: >>717425790
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:36:54 PM No.717425790
>>717425761
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:37:29 PM No.717425825
The intro area was cool, once you actually start playing the game it feels like a fucking chore with the sign holder, koroks, frog caves, and shrines demanding your attention. Shame because the side quests and NPC interactions are actually pretty fun and unique. Also the loot fucking sucks and makes cave diving tedious. I didn't play BOTW so that probably helps too. I wanted to like this game so much but it was genuinely such a snoozefest
Replies: >>717425905 >>717426205
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:38:55 PM No.717425905
>>717425825
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:40:41 PM No.717426014
>>717415229 (OP)
This game is like Skyrim. You have to mod it first to add the fun in.
Replies: >>717426176
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:42:43 PM No.717426142
>>717416483
how can they be the highest rated game of 2025 when they didn't come out in 2025?
does paid DLC now count as a new release?
This is as retarded as elden rings DLC being put up as game of the year.
Replies: >>717426176 >>717426230
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:43:10 PM No.717426176
>>717426142
>>717426014
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:43:44 PM No.717426205
>>717425825
Anon, reviewers never get past that tutorial area.
Replies: >>717426291
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:44:11 PM No.717426230
>>717426142
>how can they be the highest rated game of 2025 when they didn't come out in 2025?

They're just that good.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:44:45 PM No.717426267
>>717424761
Muhammad is off his meds again.
Replies: >>717426958
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:45:05 PM No.717426291
>>717426205
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:52:11 PM No.717426745
>>717416483
>Botw dropped from 97 to 94
telling how it's not aging well.
I guess it's re-re-release on the switch 3 will get 88.
Replies: >>717426958
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:55:25 PM No.717426949
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Replies: >>717427108
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:55:42 PM No.717426958
>>717426267
>>717426745
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:55:49 PM No.717426962
>>717419849
It is an improvement, but it's not a proper sequel. It's more what an extra campaign expansion from the 90's would have added.
Replies: >>717427108
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:56:23 PM No.717426991
>>717415229 (OP)
It doesn't, it's just the same game I played in 2017. They really didn't do much to distinguish both games, it's so disappointing.
Replies: >>717427108
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:56:45 PM No.717427028
>>717415575
based
Replies: >>717427108
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:57:48 PM No.717427108
>>717426962
>>717426949
>>717426991
>>717427028

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:58:51 PM No.717427172
>snoy in a total meltdown again
>its not even thursday yet
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:59:31 PM No.717427221
>>717424091
>bocchi the 4chan
stay
Replies: >>717427278
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:59:39 PM No.717427232
>>717415575
ER is just worse dark souls. What if you had to ride a horse for a few minutes before you could maybe have the chance of going to balataria. Let's also make it all about hard bosses more than level design but also make it really easy for the player to one shot the bosses anyways.
Replies: >>717427306 >>717428345 >>717433971
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:00:21 PM No.717427278
>>717427221
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:00:50 PM No.717427306
>>717427232
What you say is true and yet it's still better and more substantive than BoTW and especially ToTK
Replies: >>717427336
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:01:24 PM No.717427336
>>717427306
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:01:57 PM No.717427368
>>717416931
All the real ones played it a week before release
Replies: >>717427413
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:02:49 PM No.717427413
>>717427368
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:06:15 PM No.717427642
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>>717417440
>You can build whatever you want in order to trivialize everything in a game that already wasn't particularly difficult
What's well designed about this
Replies: >>717427674 >>717428414
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:06:23 PM No.717427653
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Who's Eric and why does he keep losing and getting raped?
Replies: >>717427734 >>717427854 >>717428032
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:06:48 PM No.717427674
>>717427642
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:07:23 PM No.717427707
>>717415229 (OP)
If you think that's bad you should see it's predecessor
Replies: >>717428016
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:07:51 PM No.717427734
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>>717427653
It's op
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:09:18 PM No.717427824
Snoy losing a massive chunk of revenue really upset the poor thing
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:09:45 PM No.717427854
>>717427653
Eric thinks botw is the best game ever thus spams any criticizm and signs it with his name
Replies: >>717427910
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:10:45 PM No.717427910
>>717427854
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:12:26 PM No.717428016
>>717427707
BoTW is better though, that game actually had a cohesive design and an overworld it was designed around. ToTK is just see how much low effort slop we can cram into the game
Replies: >>717428051
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:12:46 PM No.717428032
>>717427653
the guy posting that shit made the thread as well
Replies: >>717428108
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:13:03 PM No.717428051
>>717428016
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:14:05 PM No.717428108
>>717428032
So jannies should delete the thread and Range ban op?
Replies: >>717428260 >>717428538
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:14:44 PM No.717428153
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>>717415229 (OP)
yo gameplay looks fire bro fr fr no cap
Replies: >>717428292 >>717428483
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:16:23 PM No.717428260
>>717428108
it would only be the millionth time it doesn't work, some schizos are dedicated enough to go to any length to do... this
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:16:59 PM No.717428292
>>717428153
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:17:47 PM No.717428345
>>717427232
Everything after Dark Souls has been more about frustrating the player than good inspired game design. DS1 was mostly an adventure vs DS3 being a total trial in masochism. Elden Ring is the logical end of Souls as it really doesn't matter how big your game is when it comes down to it the level of interaction hasn't increased almost at all.
>roll
>light heavy
>fixed animation "spells" to redeem dps values
>bosses with 20% more fucked attack timings
IIRC FromSoft didn't even manage to include a clashing playstyle ala Sekiro
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:18:44 PM No.717428414
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>>717427642
Good game design is hard. That's why Genshin is a bland veneer of Zelda, with absolutely NONE of the actual design of gameplay. Because that would require actual talent.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:19:47 PM No.717428483
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>>717428153
Still posting fake emulator glitches 8 years later.

Absolutely mindbroken lmao
Replies: >>717434165
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:20:46 PM No.717428538
>>717428108
Likely wouldn't work, OP has been mindbroken for nearly 10 years straight
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:21:51 PM No.717428615
Uh No
Uh No
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>>717415229 (OP)
Actually, it rocks. Why would you say otherwise?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:50:37 PM No.717430612
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Replies: >>717430821 >>717430910 >>717430910
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:53:18 PM No.717430821
>>717430612
>>717423280
Totally organic
Replies: >>717430979 >>717431360
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:54:24 PM No.717430910
>>717430612
>>717430612
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
another page 10 bump won't save you tranny ass
Replies: >>717431360
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:55:25 PM No.717430979
>>717430821
hes likely in another thread having a meltdown and knows people will laugh at him even more if he lets his other seethe threads die
Replies: >>717431360
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:00:23 PM No.717431360
>>717430821
>>717430910
>>717430979
samefag schizo talking to xherself lol
Replies: >>717431778
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:06:26 PM No.717431778
>>717431360
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:07:13 PM No.717431837
>>717415229 (OP)
It's basically 10 different minigames copy+pasted across an open world, and the open world is even copy+pasted so now you have to run around doing these minigames, which get boring after the 10th time across the sky world and the underworld.
Also the fucking sages are so cringe and act and speak like a shitty anime rather than a good Zelda.
Also they tried to make the temples more unique this time and still failed hard.

TOTK could have been so much better.
Replies: >>717431934 >>717431957 >>717432156
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:07:44 PM No.717431880
You won and got laid, Eric
Replies: >>717432156
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:08:28 PM No.717431934
>>717431837
>TOTK could have been so much better

Yes maybe the next Zelda will score 98/100.
Replies: >>717432304 >>717432391
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:08:43 PM No.717431957
>>717431837
yeah it could have been a 100/100
guess it will just have to settle with being a 95/100
Replies: >>717432391
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:09:59 PM No.717432047
>>717417725
There are 1000 Koroks in TOTK. It's boring either way after the nth time. I stopped even bothering with those "carry me to my friend pls" Koroks half-way through the game bc they're so fucking annoying and I wasn't going to waste all my build parts on 1 Korok which barely gets you shit.
Replies: >>717432156 >>717432436
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:11:34 PM No.717432156
>>717431837
>>717431880
>>717432047
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Replies: >>717432391
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:12:30 PM No.717432220
>>717415229 (OP)
no YOU SUCK
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:13:31 PM No.717432304
>>717431934
>but muh score muh score
Who the fuck cares, most snappier, more linear Zelda games are better. Exploration is fun at first but they overplay their hand by spreading the same 10 gameplay elements across the entire world and not focusing on more hand-crafted design.
Replies: >>717432398 >>717432527
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:14:53 PM No.717432391
>>717431934
>>717431957
>>717432156
The Nintentards are malfunctioning
Replies: >>717432527
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:15:00 PM No.717432398
>>717432304

You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
your bananza and mk seethe threads both died, BTW ;)
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:15:23 PM No.717432436
>>717432047
There's an excess of around 600-700 koroks. You aren't expected to actively search for them but instead find them between places, gradually increasing your inventory as you go.
You could ignore half of the ones you pass and still find enough.
Anyone playing the game spent the few seconds it takes to get the seed and move on with the journey since it takes less time to do their puzzle than it would have taken you to write that post.
Replies: >>717432583 >>717432602
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:16:39 PM No.717432527
>>717432391
>>717432304

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:17:25 PM No.717432583
>>717432436
few things were funnier than the snoys having a tantrum trying to pretend the game having a laugh at the player for grinding out every korok was somehow a bad thing
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:17:48 PM No.717432602
>>717432436
>since it takes less time to do their puzzle than it would have taken you to write that post.
That's true for most Koroks, but not the backpack Koroks, that's why they're annoying as fuck and why you particularly feel the hit of "damn it fucking sucks that it's all the same thing 300x" when you want the Korok seed but couldn't be damned to spend 5 minute bringing another one to his friend to get 1/60th of the way towards a new upgrade.
Replies: >>717432665 >>717433072
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:18:33 PM No.717432665
>>717432602
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:19:21 PM No.717432730
zoomtard game with braindead puzzles and over 999999 things to collect. your porn addicted ADHD brain killed the IP for us

Also soifags o algo
Replies: >>717432786 >>717434369
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:20:16 PM No.717432786
>>717432730
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:23:52 PM No.717433072
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>>717432602
I picked them up to see where they wanted to go and then decided if it was either on the way or if I could make a catapult with what was nearby. Otherwise I'd just stamp the map and forget about it until passing there again.
Also its 2 seeds for those.
Replies: >>717434034
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:36:33 PM No.717433971
>>717427232
Are you just now realising that "open world" games are in fact just regular games with empty space between the points of interest?
Replies: >>717434368
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:37:32 PM No.717434034
>>717433072
Majoras Mask and Ocarina of Time likes died for this btw
Replies: >>717434368
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:39:25 PM No.717434165
>>717428483
So you stop time and the enemies can't even attack you?
Replies: >>717434368 >>717434541
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:39:58 PM No.717434196
>>717415229 (OP)
What other direct sequel immediately retcons the entirety of the previous game?
Replies: >>717434368
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:42:43 PM No.717434368
>>717433971
>>717434034
>>717434165
>>717434196
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:42:45 PM No.717434369
>>717432730
> Inorganic Shartie posting.
How's the day in US airforce base?
Replies: >>717434484
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:44:37 PM No.717434484
>>717434369
>only glowies are allowed to have fun and act retarded

internet is srsbsns , specially the nintendoodler threads WAHOOOOOOOOOOO
Replies: >>717435253 >>717435558
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:45:37 PM No.717434541
>>717434165
You slow it down significantly, but only when you're using your bow whilst airborne. There are a lot of things that make the game mediocre, but the combat isn't really one of them, it's pretty fluid and satisfying but can still be challenging depending on the enemy.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:53:26 PM No.717435074
>>717416921
BotW has actual puzzles and bosses, Genshin is just a 100 hour easy mode slog until the endgame dungeon that forces you spend thousands of dollars on 5 stars and constellations.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:56:24 PM No.717435253
>>717434484
> I fail to fit in oh no, NINTENDOOO!!!!
Jew.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:01:27 PM No.717435558
>>717434484
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:02:03 PM No.717435598
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Ubisoft towers and cookie cutter dungeons get boring fast. I would like to imagine the next game will be more linear but seeing DK Bananza I know they're going all in again on open world slop.
Replies: >>717435778
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:04:49 PM No.717435778
>>717435598
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:06:25 PM No.717435878
>>717415229 (OP)
>just make you're own fun bro

no thanks
Replies: >>717435968 >>717436352
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:07:57 PM No.717435968
>>717435878
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:12:16 PM No.717436270
>10 years of trying to use the "ubisoft tower" cope
>doesn't know what ubisoft towers are
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:13:25 PM No.717436352
>>717435878
Baby wants led down corridors by the hand.

No thanks, not what I want from an adventure game. I want to be treated like an adult.
Replies: >>717436463
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:13:38 PM No.717436369
>>717415229 (OP)
One of the most overrated piece of shit games of all time

FUCK Nintendo
Replies: >>717436458
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:15:00 PM No.717436458
>>717436369
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
Sametrannying won't save you
Replies: >>717436841
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:15:03 PM No.717436463
>>717436352
Nu-zelda is literally designed for children.
Replies: >>717438092 >>717438138
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:20:39 PM No.717436841
>>717436458
>Eric

QRD on him?
Replies: >>717438138
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:38:52 PM No.717438092
>>717436463
>Nu-zelda is literally designed for children

BotW and TotK don't waste my time and treat me with more respect and intelligence than what any other developer is offering.
Replies: >>717438138
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:39:30 PM No.717438138
>>717436841
>>717436463
>>717438092
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
Nice page 10 bump