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Anonymous No.717415229 >>717415648 >>717415920 >>717416170 >>717416542 >>717416885 >>717416921 >>717419335 >>717419550 >>717420158 >>717420714 >>717424415 >>717426014 >>717426991 >>717427707 >>717428153 >>717428615 >>717431837 >>717432220 >>717434196 >>717435878 >>717436369
Bro this game fucking SUCKS
Anonymous No.717415575 >>717416170 >>717416542 >>717427028 >>717427232
All i wanted was botw with real dungeons from time to time

Thats okay though, elden ring delivered where nintendo could not
Anonymous No.717415612
Anonymous No.717415648 >>717415851
>>717415229 (OP)
But enough about snoy movie slop "games"
Anonymous No.717415851 >>717416170 >>717416542
>>717415648
Tendies are dead.
Anonymous No.717415920 >>717416034 >>717416246 >>717416312 >>717416424 >>717416941 >>717419281
>>717415229 (OP)
what country does this guy live in, seems to make a lot of threads around a similar time
Anonymous No.717416034 >>717423845 >>717423919
>>717415920
someone said hes brazilian, he sometimes slips up and uses brazilian gay slang in his posts
Anonymous No.717416170 >>717417758
>>717415575
>>717415229 (OP)
>>717415851
You lost, snoy
Anonymous No.717416246
>>717415920
there's one canadian jew and a handful of undetermined brown third worlders, probably from south america
Anonymous No.717416312 >>717416390 >>717416409 >>717416542
>>717415920
>sony out of nowhere
mindbroken tendie tranny
Anonymous No.717416390
>>717416312
Total snoy meltdown
Anonymous No.717416409
>>717416312
sony out of nowhere, indeed
Anonymous No.717416424 >>717416542 >>717416562
>>717415920
>similar time
What the hell is this schizo bullshit? Zelda ubislop hate threads pop all the fucking time
Anonymous No.717416483 >>717416804 >>717417927 >>717419121 >>717420987 >>717426142 >>717426745
Reminder that TotK is so good that's it the highest rated game of 2025 too. XDD
Anonymous No.717416490
Grapes are fun!
Anonymous No.717416542
>>717415229 (OP)
>>717415575
>>717415851
>>717416312
>>717416424

You lost and got raped,,, eric
Anonymous No.717416562
>>717416424
I guess you'd know, OP
Anonymous No.717416804 >>717416931 >>717417007
>>717416483
Reminder that you are a nigger
Anonymous No.717416885
>>717415229 (OP)
>bro this game fucking RULES
yes, always did.
Anonymous No.717416921 >>717417007 >>717435074
>>717415229 (OP)
I didn't even try to play it, I didn't like BotW enough. It felt worse than Genshin and yes I know Genshin copied BotW and BotW was first but I played Genshin before BotW and BotW felt like a downgrade in comparison. I didn't even stick with Genshin for long, I only played it for about a month so I wasn't even too big on that.
Anonymous No.717416931 >>717417041 >>717427368
>>717416804
Anonymous No.717416941
>>717415920
with how retarded he is, of course it's America.
Anonymous No.717417007 >>717417131
>>717416804
>>717416921
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717417041 >>717417229
>>717416931
they look like that because deep down they know they don't deserve shit
Anonymous No.717417131 >>717417229 >>717417440 >>717419494
>>717417007
Can you tell me what BotW does better than Genshin? The story is worse, the exploration is worse, the characters are worse, the combat is worse, and the overworld activities are more tedious and you don't even get good rewards for it. Gacha jewels are a shit reward but they beat a breakable weapon or some rupees.
Anonymous No.717417229
>>717417041
>>717417131

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Trannyshin gachapact is only for chinktrannies that deserve to die
Anonymous No.717417230
do your unpaid job and delete this shit thread janny
Anonymous No.717417440 >>717417634 >>717417725 >>717427642
>>717417131
>Can you tell me what BotW does better than Genshin?

Game design.

Genshin has abosultely NONE of the gameplay offered by BotW. That would take actual talent.
Anonymous No.717417526 >>717421627
I miss the thread IP counter, you just know this thread is full of mentally ill samefagging and the OP arguing with himself
Anonymous No.717417634 >>717417685 >>717417802
>>717417440
>Game design.
Anonymous No.717417685 >>717417767
>>717417634
>menu opens on the exact item he needs

Yup Zelda haters are low IQ retards. Stick to your brain-dead gatcha slop mobile games.
Anonymous No.717417725 >>717417802 >>717417875 >>717419746 >>717432047
>>717417440
>Game design. xD
Anonymous No.717417758 >>717417802 >>717417802
>>717416170
Anonymous No.717417767 >>717417802 >>717420334
>>717417685
>my mfw when a gacha slop mobile game mogs Slop of the Goyim
Anonymous No.717417802
>>717417634
>>717417725
>>717417767
>>717417758
>>717417758
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717417875
>>717417725
Anonymous No.717417927 >>717419082
>>717416483
I love how BotW/TotK just keep raping this board over and over forever.
Anonymous No.717419082 >>717419121 >>717419202
>>717417927
Anonymous No.717419121
>>717419082
See >>717416483
Anonymous No.717419202
>>717419082
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717419281
>>717415920
He lives in Nonya
Anonymous No.717419335 >>717419756 >>717419849 >>717419893
>>717415229 (OP)
Why do people hate this game?
It improved botw in almost every front
Anonymous No.717419494
>>717417131
Sure
>Genshin's core controls are significantly worse. Character swaps are ping-dependent, it's literally impossible to manually control which enemy your character targets without moving your character, the camera moves like molasses, climbing is much jankier, gliding feels like absolute garbage with zero momentum, etc
>ability to interact with the environment is significantly lower
>puzzle design peaked in inazuma, and even then barely qualified as "puzzles"
>combat system is carried by teambuilding, which was never actually that interesting due to severe balance issues, and as of 2025 has been further compromised by powercreep.
>shittier traversal
>gacha and all the bullshit that comes with that
>wastes unbelievable amounts of time with mandatory, unskippable dialog sequences in the name of delivering a frankly quite bad story that exists primarily as an advertising vehicle for gacha waifus/husbandos
Anonymous No.717419550 >>717419680
>>717415229 (OP)
I set up an emulator for this dogshit and played it for about 2 hours.
Anonymous No.717419680
>>717419550
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717419694 >>717420039
>717417634
>717417685
>717417725
>717417767
>717417802
>717417875
This is all one person arguing and talking to himself to create the appearance of engagement
Anonymous No.717419746
>>717417725
You're supposed to strap him to a rocket and blast him over
Anonymous No.717419756 >>717420039 >>717420475
>>717419335
botw wasn't that great to start off with and they spent 8 years on an $80 plus tip sequel that used the exact same map and still had garbage dungeons and shit gameplay, story and music
Anonymous No.717419849 >>717426962
>>717419335
You're right, it is an improvement.
Unfortunately this is the sort of place where one guy obsessively trying to shut down any actual discussion means every thread about the game here looks like this one. The same webm's and images being posted over and over by someone who never played the game and doesn't even understand the footage he's mocking.
At other times he claimed stuff like there being loadscreens to the depths or that the armours had to be crafted until enough of the thread calls him a retard. Because why bother being accurate when ruining threads when you can make anything up without getting banned.
Anonymous No.717419893 >>717420039
>>717419335
For me the only problem is the missed potential. The mechanics and a lot of the puzzles are so good. I wish they got rid of koroks and collectathons and put that effort into temples. The water temple could have been the most legendary videogame level ever, but it's just tipping over 4 jugs.
Anonymous No.717420039 >>717420082
>>717419694
>>717419756
>>717419893
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
And your Pic got predicted ;)
Anonymous No.717420082
>>717420039
It's my favorite game though?
Anonymous No.717420158 >>717420359
>>717415229 (OP)
Indeed. Us long time Zelda veterans have nothing but contempt for this piece of shit and its predecessor.
Anonymous No.717420334
>>717417767
I want you to kill yourself. Do it. Jump off a cliff and die a slow bit painful death
Anonymous No.717420359
>>717420158
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717420428
How bout you suck deez nuts instead? *grabs crotch*
Anonymous No.717420475 >>717425107
>>717419756
I dunno I'm playing BotW for the first time (Switch 2 Edition) and it's absolutely amazing. There's quite clearly a chasm of game development understanding between Nintendo and everyone else.
Anonymous No.717420714 >>717423465
>>717415229 (OP)
i thought link was bending over showing his ass and looking over the sholuder from the thumbnail
Anonymous No.717420987 >>717421210
>>717416483
tendie reviewers always give 10 to tendie games
Anonymous No.717421210
>>717420987
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717421627
>>717417526
Get 4Chan X script and turn the option on.

Phoneposter fags don't @ me.
Anonymous No.717423280 >>717423517 >>717423548 >>717430821
b
Anonymous No.717423439 >>717423638
I wonder what got OP so mad he started to samefag for hour-oh, this.
Anonymous No.717423465
>>717420714
Damn I thought he had a massive dumpy
Anonymous No.717423517
>>717423280
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
page 10 bumping won't save snoytranny ass
Anonymous No.717423548
>>717423280
niggerjanny
Anonymous No.717423638
>>717423439
Yeah that might be it
Anonymous No.717423640
>PS5 doesn't even have exclusives anymore
I'm sorry little bro, I didn't know how bad it was.
Anonymous No.717423845
>>717416034
i'm brazilian, that's way too early
Anonymous No.717423919
>>717416034
Damn he isn't even actually black, that's fucking embarrassing.
Anonymous No.717423965 >>717424115
what sucks is how bad my joycons drift despite the fact i have done nothing but treat them gently and with great care.
Anonymous No.717424091 >>717424150 >>717424228 >>717424457 >>717427221
Crimson Desert is going to shot the world has shit TOTK is
Anonymous No.717424115
>>717423965
Mine work pretty good I think, though I might be too dumb or too much of a gamer to notice, when I worked at a pawn shop a guy bought a switch for his daughter, he brought it back for drift and I legit just grabbed a pair of joycons from another switch and swapped them.
Anonymous No.717424150
>>717424091
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717424228
>>717424091
>totally incomprehensible schizo ESL babble
Kek
Anonymous No.717424415
>>717415229 (OP)
Back off your meds again huh
Anonymous No.717424457
>>717424091
Bro, you just gave me actually brain damage, please would you try typing that again.
Anonymous No.717424761 >>717424819 >>717425198 >>717426267
>You lost and got raped,,, Eric
>You lost and got raped,,, Eric
>You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Holy schizo
>inb4 You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717424819
>>717424761
You only take flak when you're over the target, lil bro
Anonymous No.717425107 >>717425761
>>717420475
Based and truth pulled. /v/trannies will never recover these masterpieces.
Anonymous No.717425198
>>717424761
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717425761 >>717425790
>>717425107
Cringe and faggot pilled
Anonymous No.717425790
>>717425761
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717425825 >>717425905 >>717426205
The intro area was cool, once you actually start playing the game it feels like a fucking chore with the sign holder, koroks, frog caves, and shrines demanding your attention. Shame because the side quests and NPC interactions are actually pretty fun and unique. Also the loot fucking sucks and makes cave diving tedious. I didn't play BOTW so that probably helps too. I wanted to like this game so much but it was genuinely such a snoozefest
Anonymous No.717425905
>>717425825
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717426014 >>717426176
>>717415229 (OP)
This game is like Skyrim. You have to mod it first to add the fun in.
Anonymous No.717426142 >>717426176 >>717426230
>>717416483
how can they be the highest rated game of 2025 when they didn't come out in 2025?
does paid DLC now count as a new release?
This is as retarded as elden rings DLC being put up as game of the year.
Anonymous No.717426176
>>717426142
>>717426014
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717426205 >>717426291
>>717425825
Anon, reviewers never get past that tutorial area.
Anonymous No.717426230
>>717426142
>how can they be the highest rated game of 2025 when they didn't come out in 2025?

They're just that good.
Anonymous No.717426267 >>717426958
>>717424761
Muhammad is off his meds again.
Anonymous No.717426291
>>717426205
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717426745 >>717426958
>>717416483
>Botw dropped from 97 to 94
telling how it's not aging well.
I guess it's re-re-release on the switch 3 will get 88.
Anonymous No.717426949 >>717427108
Anonymous No.717426958
>>717426267
>>717426745
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717426962 >>717427108
>>717419849
It is an improvement, but it's not a proper sequel. It's more what an extra campaign expansion from the 90's would have added.
Anonymous No.717426991 >>717427108
>>717415229 (OP)
It doesn't, it's just the same game I played in 2017. They really didn't do much to distinguish both games, it's so disappointing.
Anonymous No.717427028 >>717427108
>>717415575
based
Anonymous No.717427108
>>717426962
>>717426949
>>717426991
>>717427028

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717427172
>snoy in a total meltdown again
>its not even thursday yet
Anonymous No.717427221 >>717427278
>>717424091
>bocchi the 4chan
stay
Anonymous No.717427232 >>717427306 >>717428345 >>717433971
>>717415575
ER is just worse dark souls. What if you had to ride a horse for a few minutes before you could maybe have the chance of going to balataria. Let's also make it all about hard bosses more than level design but also make it really easy for the player to one shot the bosses anyways.
Anonymous No.717427278
>>717427221
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717427306 >>717427336
>>717427232
What you say is true and yet it's still better and more substantive than BoTW and especially ToTK
Anonymous No.717427336
>>717427306
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717427368 >>717427413
>>717416931
All the real ones played it a week before release
Anonymous No.717427413
>>717427368
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717427642 >>717427674 >>717428414
>>717417440
>You can build whatever you want in order to trivialize everything in a game that already wasn't particularly difficult
What's well designed about this
Anonymous No.717427653 >>717427734 >>717427854 >>717428032
Who's Eric and why does he keep losing and getting raped?
Anonymous No.717427674
>>717427642
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717427707 >>717428016
>>717415229 (OP)
If you think that's bad you should see it's predecessor
Anonymous No.717427734
>>717427653
It's op
Anonymous No.717427824
Snoy losing a massive chunk of revenue really upset the poor thing
Anonymous No.717427854 >>717427910
>>717427653
Eric thinks botw is the best game ever thus spams any criticizm and signs it with his name
Anonymous No.717427910
>>717427854
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717428016 >>717428051
>>717427707
BoTW is better though, that game actually had a cohesive design and an overworld it was designed around. ToTK is just see how much low effort slop we can cram into the game
Anonymous No.717428032 >>717428108
>>717427653
the guy posting that shit made the thread as well
Anonymous No.717428051
>>717428016
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717428108 >>717428260 >>717428538
>>717428032
So jannies should delete the thread and Range ban op?
Anonymous No.717428153 >>717428292 >>717428483
>>717415229 (OP)
yo gameplay looks fire bro fr fr no cap
Anonymous No.717428260
>>717428108
it would only be the millionth time it doesn't work, some schizos are dedicated enough to go to any length to do... this
Anonymous No.717428292
>>717428153
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717428345
>>717427232
Everything after Dark Souls has been more about frustrating the player than good inspired game design. DS1 was mostly an adventure vs DS3 being a total trial in masochism. Elden Ring is the logical end of Souls as it really doesn't matter how big your game is when it comes down to it the level of interaction hasn't increased almost at all.
>roll
>light heavy
>fixed animation "spells" to redeem dps values
>bosses with 20% more fucked attack timings
IIRC FromSoft didn't even manage to include a clashing playstyle ala Sekiro
Anonymous No.717428414
>>717427642
Good game design is hard. That's why Genshin is a bland veneer of Zelda, with absolutely NONE of the actual design of gameplay. Because that would require actual talent.
Anonymous No.717428483 >>717434165
>>717428153
Still posting fake emulator glitches 8 years later.

Absolutely mindbroken lmao
Anonymous No.717428538
>>717428108
Likely wouldn't work, OP has been mindbroken for nearly 10 years straight
Anonymous No.717428615
>>717415229 (OP)
Actually, it rocks. Why would you say otherwise?
Anonymous No.717430612 >>717430821 >>717430910 >>717430910
b
Anonymous No.717430821 >>717430979 >>717431360
>>717430612
>>717423280
Totally organic
Anonymous No.717430910 >>717431360
>>717430612
>>717430612
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
another page 10 bump won't save you tranny ass
Anonymous No.717430979 >>717431360
>>717430821
hes likely in another thread having a meltdown and knows people will laugh at him even more if he lets his other seethe threads die
Anonymous No.717431360 >>717431778
>>717430821
>>717430910
>>717430979
samefag schizo talking to xherself lol
Anonymous No.717431778
>>717431360
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717431837 >>717431934 >>717431957 >>717432156
>>717415229 (OP)
It's basically 10 different minigames copy+pasted across an open world, and the open world is even copy+pasted so now you have to run around doing these minigames, which get boring after the 10th time across the sky world and the underworld.
Also the fucking sages are so cringe and act and speak like a shitty anime rather than a good Zelda.
Also they tried to make the temples more unique this time and still failed hard.

TOTK could have been so much better.
Anonymous No.717431880 >>717432156
You won and got laid, Eric
Anonymous No.717431934 >>717432304 >>717432391
>>717431837
>TOTK could have been so much better

Yes maybe the next Zelda will score 98/100.
Anonymous No.717431957 >>717432391
>>717431837
yeah it could have been a 100/100
guess it will just have to settle with being a 95/100
Anonymous No.717432047 >>717432156 >>717432436
>>717417725
There are 1000 Koroks in TOTK. It's boring either way after the nth time. I stopped even bothering with those "carry me to my friend pls" Koroks half-way through the game bc they're so fucking annoying and I wasn't going to waste all my build parts on 1 Korok which barely gets you shit.
Anonymous No.717432156 >>717432391
>>717431837
>>717431880
>>717432047
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717432220
>>717415229 (OP)
no YOU SUCK
Anonymous No.717432304 >>717432398 >>717432527
>>717431934
>but muh score muh score
Who the fuck cares, most snappier, more linear Zelda games are better. Exploration is fun at first but they overplay their hand by spreading the same 10 gameplay elements across the entire world and not focusing on more hand-crafted design.
Anonymous No.717432391 >>717432527
>>717431934
>>717431957
>>717432156
The Nintentards are malfunctioning
Anonymous No.717432398
>>717432304

You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
your bananza and mk seethe threads both died, BTW ;)
Anonymous No.717432436 >>717432583 >>717432602
>>717432047
There's an excess of around 600-700 koroks. You aren't expected to actively search for them but instead find them between places, gradually increasing your inventory as you go.
You could ignore half of the ones you pass and still find enough.
Anyone playing the game spent the few seconds it takes to get the seed and move on with the journey since it takes less time to do their puzzle than it would have taken you to write that post.
Anonymous No.717432527
>>717432391
>>717432304

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717432583
>>717432436
few things were funnier than the snoys having a tantrum trying to pretend the game having a laugh at the player for grinding out every korok was somehow a bad thing
Anonymous No.717432602 >>717432665 >>717433072
>>717432436
>since it takes less time to do their puzzle than it would have taken you to write that post.
That's true for most Koroks, but not the backpack Koroks, that's why they're annoying as fuck and why you particularly feel the hit of "damn it fucking sucks that it's all the same thing 300x" when you want the Korok seed but couldn't be damned to spend 5 minute bringing another one to his friend to get 1/60th of the way towards a new upgrade.
Anonymous No.717432665
>>717432602
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717432730 >>717432786 >>717434369
zoomtard game with braindead puzzles and over 999999 things to collect. your porn addicted ADHD brain killed the IP for us

Also soifags o algo
Anonymous No.717432786
>>717432730
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717433072 >>717434034
>>717432602
I picked them up to see where they wanted to go and then decided if it was either on the way or if I could make a catapult with what was nearby. Otherwise I'd just stamp the map and forget about it until passing there again.
Also its 2 seeds for those.
Anonymous No.717433971 >>717434368
>>717427232
Are you just now realising that "open world" games are in fact just regular games with empty space between the points of interest?
Anonymous No.717434034 >>717434368
>>717433072
Majoras Mask and Ocarina of Time likes died for this btw
Anonymous No.717434165 >>717434368 >>717434541
>>717428483
So you stop time and the enemies can't even attack you?
Anonymous No.717434196 >>717434368
>>717415229 (OP)
What other direct sequel immediately retcons the entirety of the previous game?
Anonymous No.717434368
>>717433971
>>717434034
>>717434165
>>717434196
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717434369 >>717434484
>>717432730
> Inorganic Shartie posting.
How's the day in US airforce base?
Anonymous No.717434484 >>717435253 >>717435558
>>717434369
>only glowies are allowed to have fun and act retarded

internet is srsbsns , specially the nintendoodler threads WAHOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717434541
>>717434165
You slow it down significantly, but only when you're using your bow whilst airborne. There are a lot of things that make the game mediocre, but the combat isn't really one of them, it's pretty fluid and satisfying but can still be challenging depending on the enemy.
Anonymous No.717435074
>>717416921
BotW has actual puzzles and bosses, Genshin is just a 100 hour easy mode slog until the endgame dungeon that forces you spend thousands of dollars on 5 stars and constellations.
Anonymous No.717435253
>>717434484
> I fail to fit in oh no, NINTENDOOO!!!!
Jew.
Anonymous No.717435558
>>717434484
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717435598 >>717435778
Ubisoft towers and cookie cutter dungeons get boring fast. I would like to imagine the next game will be more linear but seeing DK Bananza I know they're going all in again on open world slop.
Anonymous No.717435778
>>717435598
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717435878 >>717435968 >>717436352
>>717415229 (OP)
>just make you're own fun bro

no thanks
Anonymous No.717435968
>>717435878
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous No.717436270
>10 years of trying to use the "ubisoft tower" cope
>doesn't know what ubisoft towers are
Anonymous No.717436352 >>717436463
>>717435878
Baby wants led down corridors by the hand.

No thanks, not what I want from an adventure game. I want to be treated like an adult.
Anonymous No.717436369 >>717436458
>>717415229 (OP)
One of the most overrated piece of shit games of all time

FUCK Nintendo
Anonymous No.717436458 >>717436841
>>717436369
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
Sametrannying won't save you
Anonymous No.717436463 >>717438092 >>717438138
>>717436352
Nu-zelda is literally designed for children.
Anonymous No.717436841 >>717438138
>>717436458
>Eric

QRD on him?
Anonymous No.717438092 >>717438138
>>717436463
>Nu-zelda is literally designed for children

BotW and TotK don't waste my time and treat me with more respect and intelligence than what any other developer is offering.
Anonymous No.717438138
>>717436841
>>717436463
>>717438092
You lost and got raped,,, Eric.
Nice page 10 bump