Thread 717416440

Wide Carol

>>717416440 (OP)
Any new Hellena content?

>>717416440 (OP)
Low player count dev spamming game .

>>717416574
It's precious to see that you think posting this will save you from seeing the infinite Carol threads we still have to make. It really is.

>>717416623
Updated numbers. 1 player. 1 fan. 1 spammer.

Get range banend you french faggot.

>>717416549
In game? Not to my knowledge after bikini Hellene.
Otherwise there was this recently.

I'm just here for the shitposting

>>717416668
>look mom I posted it again!
And this is all you can ever post knowing you can no longer post your epic 32 player meme. Or goblinism after Carol's redesign. Or the plushies after they were a success. Or the game not releasing when there's one month left for 1.0. Because this is all you'll ever have left.

Have no fears, we have Onirism threads for years.

>>717416713
Look at these delicious firm titties and taut tummy. Cheers mate its a nice addition for my collection.

goblinism

>>717416817
Yeah Beebz is hot.

>>717417023
You can keep her.

>Doomism
>Unrealism
>Serious Sism
>Paydayism
>Call of Duty Zombism

>>717416574
Ahh yes 40 players but I know 3 people that have this game there for anon. You are wrong.

Can't wait for the forbidden wafer tubes promo.

>>717417295
>Crash Bandirism
>Resident Evilism.
>Ratchet & Clankism
>Super Marism
>Raymanism

>>717416574
>posts low player count
>despite everyone knowing its BS because of pic related
everyone who owns and plays the game does so in private mode, anon.

>>717417414
Don't forget
>Sexy Beachism

>>717417554
But of course.

>>717416713
They should have sex.

>>717416623
>>717416814
I know you're trying your hardest to cope about this game not doing well and flopping hard.
But acting a cunt like this and spamming threads is not how you get people to like or try your game.

Maybe instead of instigating onirism fatigue on /v/ you could have advertised in proper channels.
Maybe instead of leaning heavy on the creepy pedo bait angle you could have just done a standard game like the other games you constantly spam your shit in that DID do well.

Why devs reposting nsfw account on their official twitter?

>>717418671
>NOOOOOOO STOP POSTING THREADS STOP STOP STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS VIDEO GAME NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE ANOTHER THREAD NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ummm don't be a cunt mmmkay sweaty
The chartfag screams in pain as he hits you.

>>717418671
>game not doing well and flopping hard.
huh?
>massively successful plushie sales
>almost 1 MILLION views on the sex-mod
seems to me the fact remains that playercount cannot be a trusted metric here, theres no logical way only 30 people generated 1 million views on a mod and bought hundreds of plushies of the same thing

obviously the numbers are off, most evidently due to private mode.

I like carol's game. It's fun.

>>717419023
>>massively successful plushie sales
Mate, don't go hyperbole like that.
I got one and I know only 247 were sold and that was reached only after someone boosted it up from like 160 to reach the 200 treshhold.

>>717418671
it's clearly 1 dev who makes all his cash from the game and maybe 1-2 other discord buddies doing it. He's very defensive, and quite delusional. This fucker needs to get range banned. This game has no fanbase and everything is entirely (poorly) astro turfed.

I also like Carol's game. I can't wait to see Rottenlake City.

>>717416440 (OP)
What goes up must come down
Yet my feet don't touch the ground
Seeing the world spinning upside down
A mighty crash without a sound
I can feel your every rage
Step aside, I'll turn the page
Breaking through your crazy maze
Like a laser beam, my eyes on you
Watch me rule the night away
Watch me save the day
Feel my storm is getting close
Heading your way
Sonic Heroes
Sonic Heroes
Find you, confine you, defying your reign
Sonic Heroes
Sonic Heroes
Setting the stage for a hero's parade!
I won't even hesitate
A second left to alter fate
You try to strike, but a bit too late
I got you hooked by my own bait

>>717419178
will they have another sale of them
i missed out

One of the updates broke cheatengine speedhack
How the fuck am I supposed to fap to lewd mod when carol keeps flailing all around the screen?

>>717419178
>only 247 were sold
247 * the price of the plushie = a lot of money

would you as a solo developer consider making that much money on merch alone, let alone the game sales, be considered a "massive flop"?

no one expected this to compete with fucking mario or splatoon kek

still doesnt explain the 1 million views a mod got if theres only supposedly 30 players tops.

not touching it until full release
but it does look good/fun/cute
hopefully there will be many /v/ multiplayer lobbies for me to shitpost in

>>717418835
Not even NSFW...

>>717419397
That particular art isn't, but the artist does more boobalicious goblin shortstack drawings.

>>717419191
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE JANNY SAVE ME LE RANGEBAN THE EVIL ASTROSURFERS
And other delusional things that will never happen. You WILL keep clicking on the many Carol threads you have yet to see. Forever.

>>717419178
I don't think she's classified for this work.

>>717417447
WTF is she getting dressed for her gommage?

>>717416440 (OP)
buy a fucking ad

is full release still on schedule for september?

>>717418926
Choco, why did you drop -loli from your discord name? Can't let them know too much, right?
Also, 6 (six) YEARS, you spent 6 fucking years shilling this game here and look how it took off

>thread about popular game
>shill
>thread about niche game
>buy an ad
Anyway, since the schizo squad is here I'd like to take the opportunity to say that these threads produce some of the best (and only) OC left in this shithole and without their constant bumping of the threads, this game and its sister titles probably would've flown under the radar. Who needs an ad when they've got you?
Here's to a swell 1.0 update next month, and hoping that someone ports Beebz to Onirism just like they did with Anubia.

>>717419814
>A Hat in Time has gorillions of Kickstarter bux and takes 5 years to come out: *cricket noises*
>Onirism has bubblegum and shoelaces and takes 6 years to come out: *anon shits himself furiously*
I'll never not love this midwit "argument" because it really exposes how little you stupid fucks know about game dev. Oh em gee, modern games take years to make, who woulda thunk?

>>717419986
>A Hat in Time has gorillions of Kickstarter bux and takes 5 years to come out: *cricket noises*
>Onirism has bubblegum and shoelaces and takes 6 years to come out: *anon shits himself furiously*
Nobody cares how much time you had to spend and work overtime. Nobody
The only relevant metric is popularity and the amount of sales. How much did Pedoism get?
Now, how much did A Hat in Time get?

>>717419812
>is full release still on schedule for september?

Followed by the dev's suicide.

>>717419919
It's sus when there's daily threads for a game that has 1-10 players at any given moment. Who the fuck are these people? They don't even talk about the game, they just spam Carol images and rant about the "schizos" and the "haters and losers".

Imagine if cutscenes had SFX and voice acting

>>717420137
>keeps bringing up the game's development time ferverously as if it actually mattered to anyone not on the dev team
>U-UMMMM ACKSHUALLY NOBODY CARES!
Every single time.

>>717416574
>>717416668
Kekaroo tranny shills are so desperate
>>717419986
You’re so mad that it’s funny that for almost 5 years your efforts haven’t achieved shit your game is shit and will never gain any traction even the average pedo thinks your game is ugly as sin

>>717420256
Soon.
https://gyazo.com/3e038cce288354ac3d20159c9c979274

>>717420304
>even the average pedo thinks your game is ugly as sin
And yet Carol has a sex mod while Hat Kid and Nobeta do not. Boom. Another midwit "argument" eviscerated with ease by the mighty FACTS and LOGIC of OniGODS.

>>717417528
is mod updated for last update?

>>717420297
>didn't answer the question
lmoa
CSAMism dev kys

>>717419459
why is your game so boring doe?

I like Carol's knight armor but it could really use some customization options. I'm not a huge fan of the cape.

>>717419441
I know. It's beautiful.

not a single person btw

>>717419919
Same as it ever was

very popular game yes saar

>it's the archiveschizo samefagging again
Yep, that's how you know it's a good thread.

>>717417414
>Ian McCollum

6 years

>>717420519
I want to cum on her face so badly

>>717420202
>It's sus when there's daily threads for a game that has 1-10 players at any given moment. Who the fuck are these people? They don't even talk about the game, they just spam Carol images and rant about the "schizos" and the "haters and losers".
are you retarded?
the people here are part of the 1 million people who had a look at the lewd mod
theyre here for carol, retardio.

popular game

>>717420659
>>717420702
>>717420751
>>717420812
All me btw

>>717420405
yes, but most of the costume mods have a lighting issue as of now, theyre not really updating because the usual "why bother the hair update is coming soon"
so the majority of costume mods are waiting for that before they update, and then even when the hair update is here they'll just wait for the full launch

so the mod and 1/3rd of the costumes are good so far.

>8 years of work
>can't even break 50 concurrent players despite endless shilling on the only website that will harbour your manic samefagging and let you reply to yourself all day
>full release isn't going to change a damn thing

what a sad story lol, suicide by cop soon, i'll be here for it

damn, what a w

yeah it's totally not 1 ((one)uno) pedophile behind this game

>>717420854
maybe i'll just wait for full release before playing again

>if I spam archive screenshots surely the evil onirists will stop making threads!
Hmmm.... NON!

>>717420202
>>717420932
More samefag tears for the big sippy cup. Wonderful.

>>717419178
That doesn't look OSHA certified...

>>717419178
that looks like a comfy as fuck place to live on

Bot thread.
People will pretend like its about the gameplay, the updates, etc, but they are also just going to bring up the sex mod at every possible opportunity, because its a secret beg thread

>>717421039
we're laughing though, not crying, you're a pathetic human being and i revel in your cunty smug replies, the numbers will never lie, you've wasted your life on a shit game :)

absolutely totally not a videogame developer who made this """""game"""""

what the fuck is wrong with you retards?
do you really have this much time to hunt down and spam in a cunny thread on /v/?

>>717421098
>>717419480
Worry not. She is toooootally licensed.
Not sure about forklift certification though.

What's going on here?

>>717421207
False flagging and rage baiting. Don't mind them. Post Blueberry and or Raggs.

>>717421132
>shits himself over le smug cunty images
>uses emoticons to pretend he totally doesn't hunt down every single thread he can to samefag the same "suicide by cop" posts in every single one
Anti-Onirismfags really are this mentally ill and I'm glad you make a point of showing it in every thread (and we know there's been many) you can.

>>717421349
I have neither, I originally came here to check if the lewd mod was updated, but since it was mentioned already, I can safely assume it was.

>>717421207
>6 years of straight shilling a mediocre product that would have been completely shit on if it didnt cater to pedos
It was never about the game

>>717421132
>the numbers will never lie
agreed, which is why you keep ignoring this
>>717417528
>>717417528
>>717417528
>>717417528

since you have no explanation for this other than to admit the playercounter is off.

I wanna show Carol my thingy

Sneed's feed and seed.

>>717419919
I wish it was easier to tell which threads would stick around for OC making purposes. Sometimes I want to make something but shit gets deleted when the schitzowars start, I guess its mostly just anons trying to keep them bumped. The hat threads that went to cap a few days ago were nice.

Formerly Carol's farol and sarol

I really tried to like her game, I'm so sorry Carolbros.

>>717421758
What did you not like about? The lack of a waypoint markers?

>>717421407
>>717421470
>exactly 1 minute apart

>>717421838
I guess just shooting isn't fun for me.

>>717421893
Now tell us all about how spamming archive screenshots has been effective at combating the threads that make you seethe so incredibly much. Because it clearly hasn't been, lol.

>>717418835
Man screwhumans is gonna be asked one day to do official art for the game soon

>>717420932
It's a labor of love. If there is justice in the world, it'll get to be at least somewhat well-known

>>717421893
NTA retard faggot
now respond to the post coward

why do you ignore the mod page views?

>>717417643
She had sex with Carol instead. Beebz is too pure apparently.

>>717422596
Beebz is for adult human males exclusively.

>>717416549
>>717416713
>>717420519
>>717420848
I suck on her titties while railing her like a wild animal

>>717422797
Adult furry males actually.

>>717416440 (OP)
she's a wide girl

Why does she make autists seethe so much?

The idea of this game would be perfect for the switch like 8 years ago, but it'd likely be overshadowed by Splatoon. But that would require knowing how to code rather than just using Unity. The audience for this is kids on the Switch or wanting a fortnight replacement.

>>717424307
>The audience for this is kids
does he know?

>>717424247
It is a mystery.

This game is imminent to come out of EA, correct?

>>717424459
September, this year.
Hopefully.

>>717424307
That's true.

>>717424247
Tsundere for Carol. How else can a grown adult man admit that he is madly aroused by a little brat.

>>717420329
Damn, blueberry sounds pretty good. Thought they would make him sound girly.

>>717424247
Because autists desperately want this game to fail. They cannot handle the fact that a game that does not meet their metrics for success has
>survived a failed Kickstarter
>received huge updates for many years
>killed several of their venues for shitposting leaving them with literally one (1) thing they can spam
And most importantly
>is about to finally release
Onirism is the bane of their existence and all they stand for. It's an anomaly. It's a ghost that haunts them at night. It's a thing that should not be but it is. For your average /v/tard the fact the devs are kept afloat and thriving by the so-called flop is like an insult to the very own fiber of their being.

>>717424595
choco wasn't going to let carol's crush sound like a fag.

I vill buy ze onirism
(Once it releases.)

pope carol blesses this thread

>>717420329
Why is her voice so squeaky at the end? Why does she had access there?

>>717425260
carol's VA is about 5 years older since we last heard her voice in game, and she was 17 when she started voicing carol. I guess her voice has changed a little since then.

>>717425385
>>717425260
She's been busy voicing other people in meantime, so maybe slight wear and tear on vocal cords?
I only know she voiced Paimon, Kiriko and one of Nagatoro's friends in their french dubs. Not sure of anything more recent.

>>717426030
why does she look like an absolute fucking dork here

>>717427269
It's the glasses. Makes her look like a fucking neeeeeeeeeerd that you shove into a locker.

>>717425090
Thank you pope carol

>consistent single digit player count
>everyday the same fucking thread with the sane fucking screenshots by pedo coomers

>>717427269
>>717427364
Nerdrol is incredibly underrated and we need more art of her.

>>717416440 (OP)
Is this achievable natty?

>>717427868
Ctrl + T + drag

>>717416440 (OP)
now make her hair blonde and have one of the two straps sliding off and you've got a coco bandicoot outfit

>>717424659
nah it aint that serious its just funny to watch a schizo pervert faggot lolcow like you fail, nobody knows or cares about your failed kickstarter lmao

>>717428138
>nah, it ain't that serious
>he says, while tactically hunting down every thread so he can seethe in them for hours on end until bump limit or 404
I love that Carol threads are so common they're unironically part of you butthurt faggot's routines. It's no wonder you get so assblasted at the mere sight of one on the catalog.

Erm, ackshually, onirism has over 30k players, it just doesn't show on the chart because the data scraper can't see private accounts.

caved in, how is this fucking 43gb and STILL NOT DONE

tactically hunting down? nigga you sit in this thread replying to yourself for hours, its inescapable and is constantly pushed to page 1, if i'm going to be forced to see it you're going to take my dick and swallow my replies, cry about it retard

>buhbuhbuhbuh you can just hide it

No.

>>717428719
A gorillion gun models and outfits.

>>717428785
A lot of work that's gonna be seen by 12 people.

Which suicide method will he choose?

>>717428738
>its inescapable and is constantly pushed to page 1
Thank you for admitting that the constant Carol threads have actually mindbroken you into submission. It's like music to my ears knowing that you literally cannot NOT samefag >>717420202 >>717420932 >>717428926 in a seething impotent fit whenever you see Carol's french mug on the catalog.

>>717429243
That's traced from some pedo comic right?

>>717429351
it's traced from my childhood photos

>>717429083
>haha mind broken by my spamming!

But it doesnt' increase sales. Spamming doesn't change anything.

>>717429351
No. Actually from a hag NTR comic.

>>717429428
We should make another 300 threads to find out if that's true.

>>717429083
cute dance
i bet there are enough carol skins for a BR

Reminder that Carol makes Blueberry wear a chastity cage.

I can't believe onirism is releasing next month

>>717429548
Chemoterapism.

>>717429653
Haha I wish I was Blueberry

>>717430128
I'd play the game if the wall textures were replaced with goon fuel gifs

>>717428785
P90 too low
Dual crossbow should be in game shattering
Combat shotgun should be in average at least. Most ammo efficient shotgun, decent spread and no reloads.

>>717429428
i actually bought because of these threads and jerked off a few times

>>717430480
>downloads: 16,641
many such cases.

What will you do when it comes out bros? Start another save or continue from where you left off?
Personally I'll start over. I want to hear the new va.

>>717430671
>full release coming september
hnnnng just one more month until mistress carol finally let's me cum

>>717430825
You're getting ahead of yourself, worm.

>>717430671
if we can continue our save, I'll play just long enough to get the punk outfit. then I'll start over.

>>717431000
We have been able to continue our saves with previous updates.

>>717431000
I have a save from 2020, can't see why it'd break now of all times.

>>717431063
>we

>>717432586
2020?!
You should hop in the game and see if it's broken.
I recall Choco implementing a thing where broken saves get automatically fixed.

>>717432751
By that, I meant I started the game in 2020, and it never failed since.

>>717432705
>are

>>717432827
>the

>>717416440 (OP)
carol (carol)

>>717429083
none of those are me though, you're just mad and btw nobody is gonna buy yo shitty ass game

>>717432897
>champions

>>717432705
>>717432827
...on a cruise~

>>717429548
ok but what if

>>717432972
>teehee nobody but me knows you can click on the triangle near a post to mark or unmark a post as (You)
You newfags are so precious.

Freeze, big guy.

*cums*
SAY MY NAME!

>>717432996
>MY FRIEEEEEND

>>717433187
>choco adding hair dyes and styles
>game already has the function for multiple outfits
I can't wait for choco to start selling themed character packs after the game releases
>beebz pack
>hat kid pack
>nobeta pack

>>717433628
Matriaaaaarch!

*siiiiip*

>>717434106
Still not buying.

>>717434486
Sure.

>>717433718
true honestly, it's a gold mine of cosmetic variance

Thank you for reminding me I still need to get through the Forge.

>>717433718
This soon after increasing the price for 1.0? He probably shouldn't bother anyway, no kids are going to play this game, only 30-something men who are stingy with their money.
I would pay 5 bucks for a 90's shooter pack with Duke and Serious Sam outfits, not gonna lie.

( | )

>>717434819
Do it anon the ending is kino.

>>717429243
>>717429450
Carol would never cuck me...

>>717437108
Blue princely hands typed this

>>717416574
SPBP
Please go see a therapist and stop talking to yourself. It's been years that you've had this stealth general, and still nobody cares.

>>717437191
Shut the fuck up, Blueberry is a chad who has sex with Prunelle and Cherryll on a daily basis. There's no way I would even waste time posting on 4chan and arguing with you losers.

If you won't play Onirism at least play Nobeta.

Where is the video?!
Release the Prince files!

>>717437108
It's not NTR if it's with frogs

>>717437262
>autistically tracks down the threads that make him butthurt for years
>n-n-nobody cares!!!
Every. Single. Time.

>>717437471
The Prince files, you say? right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9tEvfIsDyo

>>717437471
>video of a sex mod
@grok is this true?

>>717437471
Slanderous lies!

Fun!

>>717438958
Carol nooooooo!

>>717437391
Carol will get you a smaller cock cage if you don't behave.

>>717438958
Is it possible to get such skill?

What's the point of this thread if you never talk about the video game?

>>717440082
Why are these threads held to a much higher standard than the rest of /v/ threads?

Bing bing wahoo

>>717438958
>360 noscope it

Yep, I'm thinking this game is kino.

Yeah I'm thinking this game is based

here, I tried drawing this brat
https://files.catbox.moe/k628ft.png

>>717443831
Oh no.
I'm starting to feel for Carol what I feel for Yotsuba.
Must not lewd!

>>717443831
blessed post
thank you anon

>>717443831
how do you say cunny in french?

Just came inside Nobeta and Hat Kid
Guess who is NOT getting my baby batter despite her constant pestering
Hint: her name starts with a "C" and ends with an "L"

>>717443831
Nice, pretty good pussy

>>717443831
Oh my goodness gracious...

>>717444119
petite chatte de fille

>>717443831
notbad/10
There's something off about the eyes/face, but I can't put my finger on what exactly it is.

buy an ad

>>717444139
Whos crystal?

>>717444582
It's the nose. Always the nose. It's wrong shape and in the wrong place, so her face kinda looks like a tumblr potato, like that aborigine girl from that one cartoon, don't know what's the name.
Absolutely bueno picture otherwise.

>>717445864
But that's how Carol looks all the time.

>>717446258
No that's not how she looks all the time.

Carol's nose is precious and I like seeing the various ways artists depict it. Simple as.

>>717446592
Your meme is dead and you'll never be able to cope with it.

>posts gameplay
>it looks like utterly embarrassing trash shooting at bots that stand around waiting to die while running at a buttery smooth 15 fps

every fucking time, the greatest punchline in these threads

>proceeds to bump the thread
lol retarded nigger

>desperately shits himself over the course of several hours
>thread gets to 200+ posts anyway
>"uhhh... I'm gonna say the gameplay is le bad that'll show 'em"
Shitposters really can't catch a break in getting bent over sideways by CarolGODS.

>>717447463
Are we too strong, carolbros?

Reminder that only Hat Kidfags get to be smug.

>>717449104
This Carol needs correction.

>>717449227
Smug about what, not getting a sequel and their devs just publishing one game then nothing?

while carol is in inferno valley and in love mode there's a small chance beebz will run by, see what's happening and botch her speedrun. then you get to see her fly away as she respawns

>>717450075
Stop posting your patch notes here, Choco.

whens 1.0?

>>717450438
September.

>>717419023
You've been able to play the game outside of Stema ever since it launched, and it's like that on purpose. People don't want their friends to know they're playing the Carol game that has a sex mod.

PUSSIES

>kid
uoh

>>717443831
Very nice

>>717434106
It should be illegal to be this sexy

>>717450470
Wait a minute ... that's next month!

>>717451793
Yes! Now go buy Carol's game before the price is increased to the standard of +$80!

Seriously though, the price will increase after 1.0 release. Sucks to miss out on the many prior sales.

>>717451793
We are so close bros...

>>717452092
>Go on vacation
>Come back to carol's game
It'll be good.

Promise you guys are not having a melty if the game gets delayed again. I can already see the hat-brat-smug-sipping poster licking his chops

>>717453090
>having a melty
Why do like, one third of all posts on the site use this term now?

>>717453090
You clearly don't know how much time we've waited for Marshmallot. And it was fully worth it.

>>717453090
I would literally throw my glass milk across the room in anger

>>717453283
Yeah, I do want 1.0 to release as well, but I won't believe it until I see an actual, complete, bug-free listing on the store

Are they completely dropping development after this, or still gonna update it?

>>717454039
There's no way Choco will abandon this game anytime soon even after release. It's like his baby.

Is the much anticipated carol feet model update still scheduled for 1.0 or is it gonna be pushed to 1.1?

>>717454039
Of course they're gonna do inevitable bug fixes. There's gonna be at least 5 new areas with tons of potential breakage.

>thread still up
what the, what?!

>>717443831
Nice (ToT)

>>717455034
Not an unusual occurrence for our power

>>717455826
what a sexy body

>>717455826
>>717456006
S-stop...

>>717456049
>telling carol to stop
that's a good way to make her keep going

>>717456682
This bitch doesn't belong here. Get her out.
Carol at least earned her place. This whore? Ugly and too tall. Her game isn't even fun and she's not even relevant in it.

>>717456795
bla bla bla

>>717456795
Nobeta is constantly drawn as a tall teenager with sizable breasts in her official art, meanwhile you're here crying.

>>717456940
Not him, but that's terrible. She should've been perfectly flat. Shame for the dev's lack of art direction.