If you 100% games you are an autistic faggot

I don't really care about achievement completions
It is pretty funny to me that I have a Soulslike that nobody ever heard of in the list because you just get 100% by playing it normally

>>717420424 (OP)
>NuDeus Ex but for GTA kids
>Woke cowboy movie
>Already have most achievements except the endings because the game is too long

Oh no. Anyway.

cringe

>>717420515
Depends on the game. Some are made so that 100% comes naturally.

>>717420424 (OP)
2077 can't hang with RDR2 and Elden Ring. It's Assassins Creed Valhalla and Far Cry 4 and 5 tier at best.

>>717420424 (OP)
I stopped buying games around the time RDR2 came out so I haven't played cp2077 or elden ring.

>>717420424 (OP)
why exactly would it be important for me to consider myself a gamer?

>>717420542
>CS2
An absolute slap in the face of the faithful few who got all the CS:GO achievements.

Don't have what, games?

This is the true mark of a real gamer. Step it up OP

Also EWW never gonna 100% RDR2 because of RDR Online.

>>717420424 (OP)
I've never even played any of these games.

The mark of a true gamer

>>717420515
>not an autistic faggot
You belong on Reddit :^)

I didn't care for all three of those games, but RDR2 is beyond terrible, imo.

>>717421426
You're beyond retarded if you think 2077 has more quality than RDR2.

>>717420424 (OP)
I don't even have any of those games in my library. I am just that immune to fotm slop.

>>717421669

>>717420424 (OP)
I don't care about multiple endings in a game if it's only doing something SLIGHTLY different which they are in most cases

Cyberpunk always looked like dogshit to me but I guess it's old enough now that baby's first AAA disappointment has achieved classic status or something

>>717420424 (OP)
I haven't even played any of those games lol they all look like dogshit

>>717420927
Yeah it was pretty fucked I don't know what they were thinking

You're not a /v/ spammer if you don't have this (the only 100% game if have)

>>717420424 (OP)
I haven't even played any of those games

>>717420424 (OP)
i have 100%ed over 500 games on xbox.
>inb4 b-b-but easy shovelware >:(
no, stuff like ridge racer 6, dead rising, bg 3, all souls games, etc.

>>717420515
Do you seriously buy 80 dollar games and not try to access all of the content?

>>717423782
So yeah, easy shovelware

>>717423782
nice list of easy shovelware

>>717420424 (OP)
One more time I hear Dutch saying 'Arthur', I will rip apart my controller.

>>717420424 (OP)
mid games T B H

i'm not an achievementfag but i'll 100% a game if i really like it (and the achievements aren't unreasonable)

>>717424046
what did you like about taking selfies in stellar blade

>>717420424 (OP)
ok, then i am not a gamer

its the only one i have thats half way impressive

>>717424169
what's not to like?

>>717420424 (OP)
yuck, gamers can suck eggs

>>717421669
>muh polish
Too bad it's a boring ass moviegame.

>>717421669
they're both terrible, you are a genuine unironic homosexual if you play western games past the year of ~2010 at the latest

>break up with gf
>suddenly getting these meaningless achievements matter to me somehow
honestly i wanna kms

>>717423850
>buying games at full price
LOL

>>717424373
do it

>>717424401
>buying games

>>717420424 (OP)
I never even played any of these games, because i dont like em. Suck it down

>>717424465
wow you're so original, heckin epic post fellow 4chanarian!

>>717424481
what's good about turning trans?
it seems like meaningless suffering

>>717424542
lol bros mad

>>717424481
Imagine malding this hard because you can't 100% the three normie games

>>717420424 (OP)
>You're not a gamer if you don't play 100 hour movies

>>717420424 (OP)
>Cyberpunk
it's a shame what they did to this game after 1.9

>>717425329
are you ok anon?

>>717425408
>it was actually good originally, they made it worse!
Chronic contrarianism isn't a substitute for having an actual personality.

>>717423850
>you seriously throw out chicken bones and not boil them all to broth and other products with marginal nutritional value?

>>717425562
they literally removed all RPG elements from the skill tree and made every weapon deal the same percentual DPS across all levels because they couldn't be bothered to balance the game anymore in preperation for the """cinematic""" addon

>>717423850
1st off
>buying 80$ games
no anon, i´m not retarded.
Games are worth at best 40 bucks, 50 if it´s a collector or full version (all dlcs or similar shit)
2nd.
>try to access all content
nigger, if the content you "try" to access is all the same shit you´ve done over the last hundreds of hours, no, it´s not worth it.

and lastly:
achivement hunting is retarded lowlife activity since achivments are part of a metastasis modern games developed.
similar to MTX, always online shit, EA, daily tasks, gacha in general or photomodes.

>>717425453
I'm a real gamer, I'm more than ok.

>>717425632
>RPG is skill tree
You don't play RPGs

>>717425632
It was never an RPG

>>717420424 (OP)
Every time I do it makes me laugh

>>717420424 (OP)
>cp2077
Shit game.
>rdr2
Shit game.
>er
Mediocre game, isn't worth to 100%.

>>717425838
Post your top 3 100% games

how do you get this graph?

>>717426002
What the fuck do you think a graph is?

>>717425758
>>717425763
>it's not a le RPG its a le shooter XDDD
god kill yourself, the skill tree was so much better without it just being "+20% more damage while aiming" or "+50% damage after reload", 2.0 and 2.1 turned the game into dogshit. abloo bloo I fucked up my build even though you can respec at all times bloo, fuck you

and the fact that this mod is mandatory just solidifies how awful the game became. every weapon is literally doing the same DPS across all levels and there's a +-0 net increase or decrease of kill time when you level up. level ups literally do nothing anymore
https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/9619

>>717426002
account profile - perfect games

>>717426143
>>it's not a le RPG its a le shooter XDDD
Yeah. Didn't read the rest of your cope
Imagine feeling superior for playing a normalnigger game where they broke all promises they made over years, just because you fell for the marketing before any other cattle did

>>717425631
>he doesn't brothmaxx
ngmi son

>>717420424 (OP)
Only played ER of those and I haven't finished that either.

>>717420562
i have 100% achievements in elden ring by just keeping a save file from right before i activate the ending, then reloading that save multiple times to activate different endings. i did have to replay for a bit, though. i didn't grab the legendary weapon in leyndell before it disappeared under ash, so i had to speedrun the game in new game+ up until that point to grab the spear and get the achievement for having all legendary weapons.

>>717420424 (OP)
Every time I look at it, it makes me laugh

>>717424373
don't do it, bro, an internet stranger (me), is mirin' your profile

>>717424373
Do a backflip

>>717426767
>sees other anon's steam achievements
>*laughs*
>thinks he won..something
this is what i actually laughed at

>>717420424 (OP)
Sorry but i only play games that are 12 years or older.

>>717426159
>>717420424 (OP)
why is there so many faggots that pump hundreds of hours into 30 hour singleplayer movie narrative games? you do realize theres only like 20 hours worth of content on there?

>>717427396
>MPnigger seething
You'll understand once you're older than 14

>>717427396
you know you can go back and replay those games after a year or so and have fun again?

>>717427274
it's the nickleback meme, newfag.

I'm not a gamer...

>>717420424 (OP)
I'd care more if they were actually accomplishments and harder to get
why should someone get the same trophy for beating a game on story mode that I do on hard
it's just become a participation trophy and not anything of accomplishment

>>717427507
Have you not developed longterm memory?

>>717427549
There is nothing preventing you from becoming one

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

>>717427451
wrong!! i play RPGs, nigger!!!!

>>717420424 (OP)
>go to nexus
>download savegames for achievements
>get achievements

>>717420424 (OP)
I'm a gamer and never had interests in any of them, fuck you op.

>>717420424 (OP)
Do people still care about cheevos? I used to do trophy hunting but got burned out by some of the requirements and then when I permanently moved to PC I started to completely ignore them and would rather my games not have any at all. I emulate/play old games from GOG alot and those don't have any achievements.

>>717420424 (OP)
>100% red dead 2
Why don't you just admit you used a guide to get imaginary trophies

>>717420424 (OP)
Wow being a gamer is really easy then

>>717420424 (OP)
>all that slop
thank god im not a gaymer i guess

>>717426143
I played the game at launch and found the RPG mechanics and the skill trees extremely lacking. I replayed the entirety including PL in the last month and found the new skill trees to be an enormous improvement. There are extremely few "+%damage when X" skills and the few that do exist are enormous damage increases.

I see people who like cyberpunk as less than human

>>717428492
OP here, Only guide needed was animal spawns. But it was definitely the hardest out of the three to get all cheevos

>>717429008
Now I know you're full of shit because there is zero shot you found the collectibles and dinosaur bones naturally

>Tranny 2077

HAHAHAHAHA

>>717420515
Yeah, so what? You're gonna make fun of me for being autistic and a faggot? You really wanna be that kind of person?

>>717420424 (OP)
CP2077 IS one of the worst games people got tricked it was good only because of an anime

>>717420424 (OP)
>The most popular games of the last decade!

>>717420424 (OP)
>Sloppa of the highest order

>>717420424 (OP)
I pirated all those games

>>717420424 (OP)
Woman gamer here: none of these games interest me. Especially not Elden Ring, I would never waste my time with an incel game like that.

I might ride a horse in RDR2 I suppose.

You don't know SHIT about video games

>>717420424 (OP)
Hey i'm a gamer! i drink mtw dew, eat doritos and play call of duty all day!

OP probably doesn't know the Official Gamer Dance so how can he say he's a gamer?

>>717420424 (OP)
Well guess I'll settle for being just a video game player and not a consumerist retard gamer.

>>717420424 (OP)
>achievements

The most subhuman feature added to games

>>717431698
>horse girl

>>717420424 (OP)
my PC can't run any of those games, fuck off
still wouldn't play them if it could since they're all boring
>>717421108
hidden cats chad spotted

>>717420515
This

K. I'm not a gamer according to OP. Doesnt stop me from playing and enjoying games.

>>717433330
>DQ
Unglaublich basiert. Ich kniee.

>>717420424 (OP)
your not le reel gaemr

>>717420515
look at her go !

>>717420424 (OP)
Zoom zooms won't think I"m a real gamermans if I don't play their AAA slop what will I ever do!

2584.8 hours playing terrible mainstream slop.

>>717420424 (OP)
You are not a gamer if i have not played at least 90% of those games.

>>717434048
>playing porn games
lol lmao even

>>717434048
>Rogue Like
TNH better.

>>717434048

>>717420515
Fr

>>717434148
Real gamers play all the games.

>>717434048
that's got some god awful choices, hell.

>>717427396
stick to fortnite

>>717433227
This pic makes me so mad every time I see it.

>>717426159
Imagine spending 129 hours on a tranny jew game.

>>717420424 (OP)
Everytime I do it makes me laugh

>>717421749
This image exemplifies it very well, back in the day things had a more artisanal feel to them. They had that bit of flair. Now architecture is all bland basic shapes with no charm. Why?

I played 2 out of those and didn't like either.

>>717424373
>Fallout NV
Sounds like you want a BF faggot lol

The average /v/ posters taste in games is so fucking bad these days. All just Algoslop.

>>717420424 (OP)
>cyberslop
>cowboyslop
>elden slop
amazing

>>717439058
First games shows a game set in a historical setting, second game is set in a dystopian setting. Guess which one we are closer to now.

>>717439526
You can't just put slop to everything and think you are making a valid criticism.
I can also call The Godfather "crimeslop", 2001 "spaceslop" and Apocalypse Now "warslop"

I've never 100% a single game and feel no desire to do it.

>>717420424 (OP)
I have yet to purchase the license for these games.

>>717426159
yikes

>>717420424 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqdTnOrxHQ

>>717439980
>Im gay and my shit is all retarded
O K
>>717439959
Maybe, but the games on OP are still slop

>>717440392
No one is making cyberpunk and red dead clones. The critique only works for Elden Ring

>>717420424 (OP)
>100% in a bunch of dog shit
Lmao, lol

>>717423850
>buy 80 dollar games
i dont
i buy on sale/keyshops or i pirate
current day devs dont deserve more than $5 from me

>3 of the most entry-level normie games ever made
>"hurrrr I'm a real gamer nerdy nerd!"
Shocking that Witcher 3 wasn't on your list.

>>717421108
how can you check this? im afraid to check mine

>>717435176
>that's got some god awful choices, hell.
>some of the most kino videogames ever made
>anon says they le bad
Go back to >>>/r/eddit , fag.

>>717439959
>You can't just put slop to everything and think you are making a valid criticism.
well I wasn't exactly trying to make valid criticisms, I was just saying those games sucked, but you are right.
let me be a bit more verbose then
Cyberpunk as an aesthetic is purely for faggots and retards, under only steampunk, and the game isn't much better. They banked off the good will from Witcher 3, despite almost all the devs from that game having left CDPR and being replaced by tumblr bitches more akin to Hamburger Helper than anyone who worked on Witcher 3, then delayed their broken mess of a game like 4 different times before releasing it in a worthless state with was almost unplayable, THEN blamed the fans who wanted it for wanting it.
>well, we said it needed more time...
then why did you fucking announce it?
Especially when we learned the reason it took so long was because they remade most of the game from scratch to include Keanu Reeves for no fucking reason. And that isn't even touching how just bad the actual game is. Apparently Phantom Liberty was good, but I don't care enough to listen to nonsense.
Red Dead 2, honestly, I don't have an issue with, but too many I think are giant faggots like it, so now it's getting lumped in.
Elden Ring is an ADHD zoomer's wet dream. Every boss is hyper aggressive, bloated HP pools, input reading, the whole nine yards. They got carried away with the whole difficulty thing and keep trying to one up themselves. The open world is dog shit and does nothing but connect shitty small dungeons with repeated bosses and almost no rewards, the world sucks, the lore is stupid, the crafting mechanic was so phoned in it's not even funny, and despite the large push towards difficulty it's not even balanced well. Bosses seem like they're almost intended to be used with spirit ashes but anyone to kite aggro makes them as easy as any other souls boss with co-op since it's just minute long combos while I'm attacking from behind

>>717441738
https://steamdb.info/calculator/
Have to set your games public though

>>717421019
My nigga

>>717439959
>>717441816
it's a weird mix of 1v1 being unreasonable and 2v1 being brain dead. And don't even get me started on Elden Ring fans, who are the most retaded faggots imaginable. They almost rival pokemon fans for their willingness to slurp up anything miyazaki gives them. I remember when the game first dropped and people were complaining about the obvious input reading and hesitation before swinging and all the fromdrones just saying "LMAO BRO THAT'S NOT TRUE UR JUST MAD CUZ BAD" but then when it became just common knowledge it became "erm actually that's a GOOD thing!" or when the DLC leaked and everyone said "oh this is a mod, it looks like shit" and then with no changes, it released and suddenly it's SO good it got nominated for GOTY despite being a fucking DLC.
Elden Ring cannot ever evolve because the people who like it have no standards for which a game can be good, and good is just whatever Elden Ring is. The most NPC type of people I can think of

>>717441929
lemao

>>717420424 (OP)
I'm not doing any of the side """""""""""""""""""quests"""""""""""""""""""""""""" in cyberpunk ever

>have nearly all cheevos in FFIX except one
>kill 10k enemies
>in a game where killing 800-1000 is generally the reasonable amount in a single playthrough
this fucking sucks, my autism isn't so bad that I want to try for it, but bad enough that it bothers me that its the only one I need, who the fuck made this cheevo?

>>717442526
I mean if you really managed to get through the jump rope shit you can achieve anything.

>>717442526
>achievement to play with the dev
>dev abandoned the game 1 month after launch

Steam Achievement Manager. Thank me later.

>>717420424 (OP)
ITS 20% POWER
90% SKILL

>>717420424 (OP)
Anyone who refers to themselves as a gamer, is 100% a massive faggot.

>>717444613
finally, someone who isn't a faggot.
I've never understood the whole "gamer" shit. I love games, but giving yourself a title that defines you by your favorite good to consume is so fucking gay

>>717420424 (OP)
I never played any of those games. One is cinematic dogshit the other killed its great atmosphere for open world slop. I have no opinion on cyberpunk

>>717444743
It's just a short for "I like to play vidya games"

>>717420424 (OP)
No seriously, why do over 90% of steam profiles have those 3 in their 100cheevos?

>>717420424 (OP)
>mfw I haven't played any of that slop

>>717444953
wtf anon you played games other than the most overhyped shit imaginable??? ur not even a real hecking gamer, dude

>>717420424 (OP)

>>717420424 (OP)
>mid
>trash
>top
I guess you do need an understanding of all quality levels to understand where games are at.

>>717444780
cdproject red are slav jank. no idea why anyone promotes them as every single one of their games is a broken mess of spaghetti code. guess either the owner is jewish or they are ukranian.

I haven't gone for achievements in almost a decade

>>717420515
>/v/ bragging about being casuals

>>717444910
I will never shorten that phrase and call myself a gamer. Cringey faggotry that I don’t want to associate myself with.

>>717420424 (OP)
more like gaymer

i have only 100%ed a single game which i did intentionally as a memento (bugsnax)
i have games that i am intentionally 1 achievement short because achievements are cancer and should not exist

people trying to "show off" getting all achievements in fromsoft games is the most bizarre thing I swear
they are the easiest games ever to do that in and if you look at the stats in steam it reflects that

>>717425631
I do it cuz it tastes good, making bone broth is delicious and actually worth it if you own an Instant Pot + Oven for roasting. I will literally save bones from a chicken in a freezer bag until its stuffed and then make stock with it, it's not an inconvenience with the tools at my disposal.

100 percenting open-world games and just about every other type of game sounds like a fucking chore with no reward other than a box to tick. I have maybe 100 percented less than 5 games in my entire life. Zelda The No Cap and Aliens Dark Descent are the only ones I can think of rn, probably only those desu and those were worth it because I enjoyed them and played them so much the finish line of 100 percent was another few hours. Still a box tick.

>>717442998
Love it when you can't even get a fucking achievement because the game died

elden ring final boss was such a disappointment, i thought it was melina but it was just some random slug that was easily beaten
demons souls is the best souls like

>>717420424 (OP)
Is that the current normie trnity?