Thread 717424363

Why does pauline still barley get any art? She's included in all the spin offs now so its not like she's unknown. She's the hottest mario girl imo.

>>717424363 (OP)
>barley
hello saar

>>717424363 (OP)
Cause she looks old af and like she smokes
She is gross looking
People only like her loli form because most nintendofags are genuine pedophiles

>>717424363 (OP)
I’m a huge Pauline fan and it bothers me greatly. You think there would be more fanfare for the very first Mario girl. Her current design is 31 years old itself.

>>717425486
U r Mr gay

>>717424363 (OP)
Brunettes are less popular than blondes. Same reason Daisy gets less art than Peach and Rosalina.

>>717424363 (OP)
Nobody cares about her, she's a devpet character who only gets included in games inorganically, just like Nabbit and Toadette.

>>717424363 (OP)
She's too sexy. People are intimidated by her.

>>717424363 (OP)
Feels like she's always been hanging out in the periphery until Odyssey.

>>717426213
Daisy still has a ton though, the amount of fan art pauline has is abysmal, she doesn't even get ai sloppa

>>717426249
>she's a devpet character
But enough about rosalina

>>717424363 (OP)
Boring design.
Peach is the quintessential girlies chara, Daisy is the tomboy, Rosalina is glam space Elsa. Pauline is... Italian salary woman?
Not to mention now and forever the worst kind of crowd will always like her younger self better.

>>717424363 (OP)
Her daughter is more popular. and hotter

>>717424363 (OP)
FUCK this massive mammaries

>>717426462
>Not to mention now and forever the worst kind of crowd will always like her younger self better.
Stay mad fuccboi.

>>717424363 (OP)
Everyone’s played a Mario game with Peach in it growing up. Far, far less people have played Gameboy Donkey Kong and the three Mario Vs DK games when they were kids. She simply has no nostalgia surrounding her like Peach does. Rosalina was popular because she was something new out of left field and it surprised everyone

>>717426602
>people are sheep
Oh yeah

>>717425486
Look at the bizdongos on her though

Pauline Jr snacking on a banana.

>>717426462
Pauline is basically video game Jessica Rabbit, right down to the singing
>Not to mention now and forever the worst kind of crowd will always like her younger self better
Could've been worse, she could have gotten a baby design.

>>717426994
A baby design probably would have been better rbh

>>717424363 (OP)
Why did they give her freckles in Bananza? You already know their just gonna pretend like those disappearing over age is completely normal.

>>717426994
Baby design would have been better. There’s far less baby sodomites than typical pedophiles willing to spam their shit.

>>717427123
That kid isn't the real Pauline neither is the donkey kong

>>717424363 (OP)
Pauline has a really old school Betty Boop kind of look that fell out of fashion decades ago. I like it as a kind of nostalgic throwback to the arcade game, but she doesn't really have the "look" that all the zoomers eat up

So cute!

>>717426462
mammothtrannies have the attention span of a goldfish so no, banzana and whatever it spawned will be forgotten like what the mario movie spawned + spike

>>717427423
This is the good kind of curvy. Not the fat ugly baboon lard zoomers were taught to slop up.

Pauline is a man's name.

Pauline can play soccer.

>>717427423
Yeah, you get it. It's a vintage kind of beauty that e-girl-obsessed zoomers are too brainrotted to appreciate.

She can golf.

>>717427801
I don’t remember this.

>>717428004
She was in Mario Strikers: Battle League.

>>717426462
>tight fitted dress
>big hips
>big tits
Is that not enough?

LIPS

>>717426249
>she's a devpet character
Yeah, we need more generic mooks just to fill in the roster. That’s so much better

When I saw her trophy in smash it made my peepee hard and I knew I needed more of her

>>717424363 (OP)
>art
Just say porn, coomer-freak

>>717432045
It's not mutually exclusive, and non leads are nice too

>>717432290
Lewds*

Pauline
>First girl in the series
>Arrives again after 30 years with a perfected design
>Hotter than anyone else
>Is a major of a great city
>It's not another boring princess
>Goes on adventures with big DK
>Is a star singer
>Actually likes mario and goes to his mini toy ceremonies
Based pauline

Pauline is the hottest Mario girl.

>>717424363 (OP)
>Why does pauline still barley get any art?
Because I'm too busy drawing Marvel Rivals Mommies to pay attention to basedjak bing bing wahoo girls
jk maybe I'll give Pauline a shot

>>717434315
Based if real

>>717434315
If you did that pls draw pauline you can draw lips well

Everyone in this thread needs to respect Pauline, ok?
We do not know her identity yet.

>717434507
(You) really need to get a fucking grip and stop posting this shit already. You being autistic isn't an excuse, fuck off already.

Mario really broke up with this just to chase Peach.

>>717434450
>>717434462
Thanks bros, maybe once my art schedule clears up I'll draw more Nintendo Girls

>>717434885
honestly im surprised he didn't go after pauline especially after what she did to him in odyssey.
I can't imagine peach even doing half of the peak of jump up superstar.

>>717435149
Pauline throws a mother fucking concert for him for no reason.
Meanwhile peach doesn't even accept the flowers at the end of the game, even aftef mario literally saves her.

>>717435149
NTA, but I think I know what happened.

>>717435149
At this point, he has himself to blame. If Peach really wanted him, she wouldn't have rejected him.

>>717434243
I can’t find fault in this statement

>>717424363 (OP)
You want some art I’ll give you some art alright

>>717427109
We already have enough parasites dipshit

>>717435703
Daisy and Rosa are the only egregious ones. Just made up shit for spinoffs.

>>717427205
you haven't been in a jap mario kart lobby then

>>717435703
Yeah but it would mean less pedo spam

>>717424363 (OP)
>AI slop
Leave

>>717424363 (OP)
Here's your mayor, bro.

>>717435903
That's an in-game picture you fucking retard

>>717435971
She's silly, just like her step dad DK.

>>717435971
She looks like the kinda girl that tells really unfunny jokes but you gotta laugh anyway because she pays your bills

>>717435903
Stupid mf lmao

>>717424484
>barley
I prefer wheat

If you draw Pauline make sure to spam it here on 4chan like all the rest of your shitass art. We wouldn't want to miss it

>>717436712
This but absolutely unironicly I genuinely would not wanna miss any pauline art

>>717424363 (OP)
Rosalina > Pauline > Peach > Syrup and other obscure princesses > Daisy

Pauline does need more art. It's a shame to see all the effort wasted on Daisy.

>>717436427
Fake picture. You removed her daughter.

Pauline got the fattest tits.

consider:
pauline x pauline oyakodon

>>717424363 (OP)
blondes are hotter. You see the sydney commercial? in the mario world Peach would be getting that commercial while paul complains on goomba twitter.

>>717424363 (OP)
She has a long face. Almost all the art she does have doesn't even depict it, opting to give her the same heal shape as the other girls.

>tfw one of my pics gets posted
Yeah she definitely does need more art

>>717437573
*head shape

>>717428004
No one does. Was in the last update, but by then the game was all but dead. All it got was a twitter announcement and nothing else

>>717437573
All the princesses have certain face structures that aren't depicted in fanart.

Italian women are made for me

She's just generic and only coomers(pajeets) care about her because she's hot

Pauline after Mario dumped her.

>>717437972
Pauline when she demands child support.

>>717437886
>She's just generic
So are the the princesses

>>717426974
Did she get fucked by that horse? Catbox me fambly.

>>717424363 (OP)
>Why does pauline still barley get any art?
People don't like going against the grain.

>>717435971
Looks Jewish as fuck in that Jewish art style. Go fucking figure.

Why do I get the feeling the Pauline situation is going to become like that of nurse joy and officer Jenny from Pokémon?

>>717438160
She's just receiving her daily potassium intake bruh. You're the one lewding her.

>>717424363 (OP)
screw the princess, marry pauline

>>717438398
>Pokemon crossover.
God I wish.

pauline has big tits and a thigh gap. as a long time Nintendo fan I'll take pauline over Zelda and princess peach

>>717438638
this

>>717427109
Baby Rosalina can fuck off. We already had a younger version of her that should have made it in.

Who here is excited for Mario and Pauline to get back together?

>>717438846
>Another barefoot loli
Man, Nintendo is based.

>>717438497
The tour and aero outfits in MKW are so good

>>717439095
kek

>>717438058
>you'll never see your daughter again

>>717438058
>DK is her dad now

>>717439205
Actually, Mario doesn't have to be a deadbeat.
Donkey Kong Bananza might take place in the future.
Streaming services with a "+" in their names were not as mainstream back in 2017.

>>717439476
>we wanted to name you carmine, but your father insisted on pauline Jr

>>717439536
>carmen

>>717439476
I'm excited to see her later

>>717424363 (OP)
She's a 10/10 in a series with prominent and long established 11/10s.

>autists can't accept that Cranky has been retconned, so they make up conspiracy theories that Pauline has a daughter also named Pauline even though girl Jr.s aren't a thing anywhere
I hate you people so much.

WaPauline when?

>>717428672
Literally no when twittards already draw the female cast like that and desensitized the fanbase.

she belongs to king of kongs
>buy sauce

>>717439778
evidence for daughter
>Kid "Pauline" already knows DK.
>But she doesn't know singing.
>New donk is already a thing.
Evidence against it
>Nothing.

>>717424363 (OP)
Kid Pauline from DK immediately became more popular than regular Pauline.

>>717439924
based.

>>717439778
Or maybe Mario just got his dick wet one day and now he's a proud father?

>>717439778
Why do you hate us?
Why do you have feelings of hate?
We are only theorizing and speculating about the Super Mario franchise.

>>717439924
>implying that Pauline must've founded New Donk City
You're actually retarded.

>>717439924
>nothing

>>717440153
I hate you because of your obnoxious schizo theory shit. Quit making shit up and insisting your mental illness delusions are real. Fuck you.

>>717440153
Because you're a weird autist who has been doing this nonstop for the past 4 months ever since your "Suzanne" headcanon got disproved by the direct. Move on already

>>717439812
Technically going by Wario Land 1, it's Syrup.
But I wouldn't mind an OC taking up that role either.

>>717440168
Ok fair enough.
That still doesn't explain how she already knows dk.

>>717440215
Nintendo did that for marketing and to hide the big twist that they themselves will reveal.

>>717440383
>she already knows DK
?????
Did you miss the entire scene where she's still odd rock

>>717440383
She doesn't, you fucking retard. Bananza is the first time they meet. Holy shit, the schizo don't even play the games they force their shitty theories on.

>>717440439
>D-d-doesn't count because...because I said so!
Kill yourself expeditiously

>>717440576
ok fair enough.
That still doesn't explain how can the arcade game still be canon then.

>>717440667
It doesn't need to be because it was retconned. Multiple details about the arcade game have been retconned in the past it doesn't matter

>>717440746
Then why is it referenced in odyssey?

>>717424363 (OP)
I wish pauline was real so she could sit on my face

>>717440667
>canon
>Mario
We need a fucking remake of the arcade Donkey Kong where K. Rool mind controls DK into kidnapping Pauline or some shit so you subhuman tards will shut the fuck up.

>>717440823
Same. Nintendo gave her a nice ass.

>>717440789
Because the new explanation that makes sense is that Cranky is not the original arcade Donkey Kong and it's just been a legend passed down through time. The existence of the fossils support this

>>717440919
The fossils are meta references.

>>717440789
Nostalgia for (You), the player, otherwise known as the audience of the stage play. Every Mario game since 3 is treated as a performance of some sort that remixes the core idea of "Mario saves the day by stopping whatever plot the evil King Bowser is up to this time" and everyone is simply an actor playing their part.
It's like how Stan Lee made a cameo in every Marvel movie, just a nod and a wink from the producers of the show.

>>717440985
>Things that don't prove my headcanon are meta references
>Things that do are 100% serious
Nice try thanks for playing

>>717440834
Either
>Dk arcade is canon
Or...
>banaza is canon
They cant both be, unless.....
Its a different pauline "cough cough daughter cough cough"

>>717441085
And if Pauline has a daughter, then I think we all know what that means.
It probably means that Mario finally went through an arc.

>>717441085
Care to explain where this fits in?

>>717440985
Everything is a meta reference. The fossils, the festival, Cranky himself. The actual explanation is that it's a video game and they can reference things that seem anachronistic in context because we as observers are seeing it happen in "real time." The actual timeline is real time and it's the games that do things out of order, filling in more details as more games are made and subsequently referenced.

>>717441237
can you explain why Mario needs to go through an "arc" besides you just being an inane self inserter

>>717424363 (OP)
Jesus Christ look at those puppies.

Less arguing, more sexy waifu pics.

>>717424363 (OP)
She lost to Rosalina in the fanbase.

>>717441874
Careful he's going to start screeching at you to stop "disrespecting" Pauline

>>717440168
>There's a city named after Donkey Kong and his iconic friends and foes because....it just is okay??!!?!?!?!?!

>>717439778
Youre the one that has to mentally jump through all kinds of retcon hoops to make sense of Bananza.

>>717426462
>Pauline is... Italian salary woman?
More like Italian club singer, which is actually less boring than fantasy princess #3.

>>717441773
Lois?

I want to drink pauline pauline's

>>717426462
>Daisy is the tomboy
Daisy is just Peach if she's brown. You would never guess that she's a tomboy by her design alone. And Peach is being molded into a tomboy thanks to the movies anyway, so she's now redundant.

>>717426472
that ass HAS to be edited right?

>>717442052
No one's jumping through any hoops we're just going by the devs own words >>717440215

>>717442252
She just eats lots of bananas and the fat went to her butt.

>>717442263
the devs didn't say that though

What causes this kind of mental illness?

we have pauline at home
Pauline at home:

>>717442460
At some point you just have to stop coping man

>>717442252
It's ai retard

>>717442052
>all kinds of retcon hoops
Cranky. It's just Cranky, and they've been downplaying that aspect of his character for a while now. Meanwhile you need to MAKE UP SHIT for your explanation to make sense.

>>717442537
>Pauline if snk

>>717442014
>because
Yes. Because Nintendo didn't think about it and doesn't care. And for once, I agree that it doesn't matter. You're an autistic retard.

>>717441709
I am not a self-inserter.
I am invested in the progression of the Super Mario franchise.
When Peach denies Mario's marriage proposal in a mainline Mario game, not a spinoff game, not an RPG game, not a secondary title like NSMB or Wonder, no, a big, blockbuster, 3D, mainline Super Mario game, then you know something is up.
Especially when in that same game, there is a lot of Mario and Pauline romance stuff.
Goombette, the pink goomba, is dressed up as Pauline.
Mayor Pauline shows more affection towards Mario.
Super Mario Odyssey was promoted with Pauline and her love song about her and Mario, whether it be that live-action commercial of Mario in New Donk City, that live performance with the people dressed up as New Donkers, or Mario and Pauline being on the front cover of the Famitsu Magazine.

>>717424363 (OP)
She’s a hag

>>717442708
You are breaking down and it is fucking hilarious man, keep going. I can't wait to see your reaction when the 40th anniversary passes and your headcanon is BTFO yet again.

>>717442708
The rejection was a joke.
You people are so sheltered and closed off from the world you treat a simple gag as an end-all-be-all situation. You need to go outside and take a look at yourself.

There is no timeline. There is no consistency. Old statements were just jokes made to satiate the curious in a lighthearted way and shouldn't be taken as absolute gospel.
All that matters to Nintendo at large is that Mario is the everyman who saves the day, and everyone else has variable roles in the latest iteration of Hero Mario's latest adventure, which allows them to give those other characters their own stories that can do whatever the fuck, because there is no consistency, there is no hard lore, there is no timeline, it's all just for your entertainment and money.

Here we go, off the rails
Don't you know it's time to raise our sails?
It's freedom like you never knew

Don't need bags or a pass
Say the word, I'll be there in a flash
You could say my hat is off to you

Oh, we can zoom all the way to the Moon
From this great wide wacky world
Jump with me, grab coins with me, oh, yeah!

>>717442656
thanks for the clarification dickhead

>>717442671
No we dont. You do though.

>>717442698
>Nintendo doesn't care
Sorry but that cope was debunked a long time ago

>>717435087
Pauline x Darius would be cool :)
Love your art Dariuschad

>>717442898
Bro if you ask a girl to marry you and she says no, that's not a gag. The relationship is OVER.

>>717443165
She didn't say "no." She said "enough." She didn't reject him, she told him (and Bowser) to stop fighting. Their reaction was the gag, which apparently went over your head.

>>717443296
i love biiig chest

>>717443304
She might as well have said "no" given the current day "Mario and Peach are good friends who help each other out" statement from the official Nintendo app.

>xe's just repeating things to himself to try and stay calm
I don't think there's gonna be a funnier Mario autist than this

>>717425486
You think abyone over 10 is old so who gives a fuck what you think lol

>>717442992
Anon, those lyrics are referring to Cappy.
>but 1UP girl
They don't all need to be from the same perspective. Most of the song is about Cappy.

>>717424363 (OP)
How can a jewess ever be considered "hot"? You are a fag.

>>717443450
> She said this
> actually actually she didn't say this
> well uh (autistic screeching)

>>717443451
I haven't said anything since I explained how Super Mario Odyssey might have gotten Mario and Pauline back together.

>>717443450
The reaction to that statement showed that even normies understood what the ending meant.

>>717443734
And yet you felt the need to reply to my post that didn't even tag anybody in particular.

>>717443671
>jew
Pauline is a wop.

>>717443571
Crazy how you're wrong twice.

>>717443837
Were you not saying that I was still talking to people after my longer post?
Because I wasn't.

>>717443751
>she's not fucking Mario?
>why won't she put out?
>who is she fucking?
>who is Mario fucking?
>they've got to be fucking SOMEONE
I don't think they did, to be honest

>>717444102
KEK

>>717443997
38 days left

Spoonfeed me some lore fellow autists

What I gathered from the game is Cranky is still Arcade DK and DK's Grandfather, meanwhile Lady from Arcade DK is lil Pauline's grandmother and I guess she's named after her. You'd think by extension Jumpman would be Mario's grandfather and Mario is no longer Jumpman, but the devs said in interviews that Mario is still Jumpman. So wouldn't Mario be old as fuck?

And the grown up Pauline we see in OP >>717424363 (OP) is that Lady AKA lil Pauline's grandmother or is it lil Pauline grown up?

pic semi-related cut character from mario golf

>>717444435
We don't know, we are just making shit up for fun

>>717444102
Just want you to know you are the unsung hero of this thread anon

>>717444435
It's little Pauline all grown up.

>>717424363 (OP)
it just reminds everyone of that tragic event that happened to The Nanny actress, and is a huge buzzkill.

>>717444435
I think this might explain it.

>>717444668
Cranky is modern DK's grandfather, the only game to contradict this is DK64 and Rare said it was an mistake. Modern DK isn't DK Jr. grown up. Jr is Cranky's son and modern DK's father.

>>717444102
It's not really cucking if you fail at getting the person

>>717444668
>two separate unrelated Marios
Fucking retard

>>717438846
>>717435703
But seriously. Why are they babies, though?

>>717424363 (OP)
Too haggy

>just want to make dumb jokes about Pauline being mayor of New Donk City
>everyone is too hung up on the timeline thing they made up in their heads

>>717444842
Culture warriors are so thoroughly convinced the Mario Movie is new origin story gospel that applies to the entire franchise because they want to believe Peach has been "girlbossified" in the games following it, despite the fact in every game after the movie, she's still the same sweet, demure, kindly yet determined princess she's always been.

>>717443450
>"Mario and Peach are good friends who help each other out" statement from the official Nintendo app.
That's localization slop though. "friends" isn't in the japanese version.

>>717424363 (OP)
Sorry anon but now she belong to the cute and funny fandom though

>>717444792
In my opinion, DK can either be Cranky's son, or he can be his grandson, and nothing would be contradicted because DK Jr. doesn't really appear in games anymore.
DK in Bananza could be in the gorilla equivalent of his 40s and we wouldn't know.

>>717445208
He doesn't actually care whether or not that's true you're wasting your time. He genuinely believes this is all some sort of 4D chess by Nintendo to reveal bananza Pauline is actually Pauline's daughter or whatever

>>717445208
Cite your source, provide the original text and an accurate translation of the text, then. Otherwise you're just giving me "just trust me bro" levels of cope.

>>717444982
>oh did I win
Peach has been a bitch since the game cube era

Like, imagine if Mamandi was a fabulous singing diva who put on regular shows seemingly for fun. I know Super Mario is a cartoon, but that's fucking weird, right?

Nobody believes in me and you
Just look at the way they stare
So what if we live in a walled garden
As long as I've got you then I don't care

If nothing else I admire the fact that he took the time to rename all his files so people couldn't call him out anymore

>>717445328
>Sakurai's interpretation of Peach
Yes, and I'm sure Bowser being a feral dragon turtle who just roars and grunts is exactly who he's supposed to be too, because Sakurai interpreted Bowser solely off of headcanons about how he perceived the fucking SMB1 sprite.

Eh, I argue she’s getting a resurgence thanks to Odyssey.

Too bad Bananza’s gonna ruin it thanks to pedos.

>>717443571
what in the world
i want you skinned alive because the homosexuality in your words is something that is as hard as pinching somone

>>717445208
EN is the canon version. Mario is a italian man from NYC inspired location.

>>717445317
Not anyone's fault you can't do a tiny bit of research, moron.

>>717445689
>EN is the canon version. Mario is a italian man from NYC inspired location.
Mario is made by the japanese. So JP is the canon version.

>>717445634
Not even paedos cared about bananza, that's why most of the little pauline pics are ai

>>717445807
Wow that tweet is completely dishonest then

>goes from a busking street musician to running this town
Nintendo doesn't have the balls to show Pauline's campaign, and I kinda hate them for that.

>>717445869
Japanese can make western stuff with the intent of it being viewed in western lens.

>>717445807
Damn, why hasn't Nintendo kicked NoA's ass for spreading objective misinformation, then, if Mario and Peach are indeed still going steady?

>>717424363 (OP)
>not getting slop means she's not getting art
1/10

>>717446015
>>717446020
>This is the cope now that it's proven that the English localization added misinformation
you guys can stop embarrassing yourselves at any time

>>717445807
"very close" doesn't sound like "we're in love/relationship"

>>717446020
>>717445928
Nintendo's localization has been awful for years now. Most people don't realize it when it comes to stuff like Mario and Zelda because they aren't as overtly Japanese or anime, but they have all the same problems.

>>717446020
because they don't fucking care, do you really believe nintendo executives are sitting around discussing mario ships?

>>717446190
They're using vague terms because Mario and Peach's relationship has been an eternal "will they, won't they" ever since she first started kissing him as a reward for being saved, but anyone with even a quarter of a functioning brain cell can recognize there's romantic implications.

>>717446359
No you don't understand there is zero connection between Mario and Peach and she needs to make the way for pauline so that my Mario's daughter headcanon can can be true!!!

Pauline is a real beauty and my favorite Nintendo girl.

>>717446275
You'd think they would care. Mario is Nintendo's flagship fucking franchise, and his relationship with Peach is one of its defining attributes of how these characters exist and interact with each other, complimented by his brotherly bond with Luigi and everlasting rivalry with Bowser.

>>717446359
Makes no sense when they were open about Mario and Pauline being in a relationship once. If they're being vague about it, then it means they aren't official and is just saying that to avoid outrage.

>>717446512
As long as it isn't making them lose money they aren't gonna care.

>>717446607
It'll hurt in the long run, because when it shows they don't care about misinformation and NoA starts getting cocky with their rewrites, they'll do something egregious that damages the brand and it'll be no one's fault but the boys over at Japan for not having a tighter leash on Miyamoto's baby boy.

>>717446190
Phrases like "very close and rely" is way deeper than "just friends" in localization
Mario's JP profile page also uses love terms including daisuki.
The fact is they're more ambiguous in japanese but point way more to romance than NA localizers falsely saying "le just friends", boxing them in only one path when there has been clearly multiple especially when using official nintendo work.

>>717446942
Oh I like this one an awful lot

>>717446695
Probably, but it is what it is

>>717446512
Anon, they don't even make Bowser kidnap Peach anymore. It's over

>>717439532
>daughter goes missing
>the monkey you play sports with saves her instead
this is why the mario being her dad theory is so retarded beyond the multiple times where they just straight up say she's the same pauline but younger

>>717447060
Extremely pretty
Thank you anon

>>717446962
Have you considered it's possible to be good friends without being "just" friends? Again with words they "may as well" have said. They were called "good friends," not "just friends" or even "just good friends." The word "just" wasn't used at all.

Nintendo of America can't spread misinformation.

>>717446962
>>717447135
They're fuckbuddies but Nintendo can't obviously say that

>>717447139
Delusional headcanon

>>717447130
Shes another pauline, like how not all toads are the same guy

>>717447131
its from Rkugakisuru
https://twitter.com/Rkugakisuru
He does great mario art

>>717446962
>"very close and rely"
Can imply anything, friendship, kinship, relationship, anything. It's the vagueness itself that loses me and japanese are like that because they're too scared of waifuism backlash to commit to it.

>>717447135
>>717447376
Even "good friends" contradict official Mario and Peach content. It's best to keep things ambiguous because of this like japanese.

>>717441282
my own theory since nintendo seems to want to retcon cranky to be DKs dad is that cranky is actually Jr. and the original DK tragically died shortly after DK jrs game. this makes everything still work and cranky is still around to be able to reference jumpman

>>717441897
Everyone hates Rosalina though

>>717447324
On a more serious note, I think they ended up doing this with Rambi. There's now a rhinos rhinos and they seem to refer to them all as "Rambi," rather than Rambi being a specific rhino.

>>717447517
only daisyfags do

Mat Pat's stupid "Mario is a psycho" videos have permanently colored how I view her. She does look the part of a hot mistress that you would cheat on someone with.

>>717424363 (OP)
Pauline is clearly one of the developers pet characters and her recent push is very forced

I don't even like Rosalina, but i preferred when she was the pet character because at least she was pretty

>>717447626
>Mat Pat's stupid "Mario is a psycho" videos have permanently colored
You have a weak mind and I pity you.

>>717447629
thats why they made pauline younger so they dont have to use the ugly one anymore

>>717447629
We heard you the first time

I love Carmine Santiago and Jessica Rabbit!

>>717424363 (OP)
Because she was allowed in when the Mario series hardly gets any art

>>717447629
>Pauline is clearly one of the developers pet characters and her recent push is very forced
And that's a good thing. Also, you gay.

>>717444842
its the only way bananza makes sense in a timeline and I dont even agree with the mario daughter schizo.

>>717447738
we live in an era people call jessica rabbit/betty boop types ugly
it's never been so over

>>717443567
Nintendo doesn't care about Floppy, he doesn't even appear in the spin-off games, even the sonic 2006 humans and the reddit flower get more attention

Nintendo's designs suck now.
Know why Peach and Daisy still get tons of fanart? Because they existed in older, good games with appealing appearances. Taking the Pixar route is making everyone look sterile at beast and lobotomized at worst (see DK).

>>717447410
Mario is a cuck was confirmed in SMB2 (Japan)

>>717448013
Anon, in what game did the song "Jump Up Superstar" first debut?

>>717447410
>>717448106
>Mario is a cuck was confirmed in SMB2 (Japan)
No that says the friendship was ended in SMB2 Japan after he saved her kingdom most likely becoming more than friends, porn addict. Official art later also confirms this, some of it already posted.

>>717447971
she has a long horse face

>>717448191
Odyssey

>>717434462
>Dorothea was just another Pauline all along

Pauline is pure sex.

>nu-nintendo doesn't want mario and peach to be a thing
>no bowz kidnapping peach storyline
>more push with pauline instead
>puts pic related in gay worm jail permanently

what do they want

>>717448432
And in what game did Cappy appear and play a major role as supporting character, even being playable as a co-op partner?

>>717448392
i will make you eat those words

>>717426462
>Daisy is the tomboy
''Tomboy'' is a meaningless term nowadays if a hyper feminine girl like Daisy that wears frilly dresses, has a girly flower motif, wears heels, wears makeup(lipstick) and flower earings, can be called a tomboy just because she is energetic and upbeat

>>717448574
What if Nintendo wants to create Super Mario, but specifically for women?

>>717448526
>2d hd mario game
Oh I wish.

Pauline is lame and Nintendo shouldn't be sidelining an actual All-star like Diddy for her

>b-but the japanese version said-
Even in the first anime Mario has even gotten, he gets cucked by someone else.

>>717426462
>Rosalina is glam space Elsa
just saying anything at this point

>>717438846
derete this

>>717426462
>>717448883
>Rosalina is glam space Elsa
Super Mario Galaxy even came out before Frozen

>>717448882
This guy never even had a Mario game appearance and has been vaulted for decades after a single non canon anime ova. Irrelevant.

>>717440215
>he appeared as the mayor

>>717449005
I just realized the Fractones are the perfect combination of DK and Pauline's aesthetics. Them being breakable rocks is a DK thing, the "Frac," and them making those pleasant noises as "Tones" is a Pauline thing. That's neat.

>>717448626
Odyssey

>>717437016
Daisy is going to become more and more relevant and thus get more and more popular, you lost

>>717448787
>KNOWN THING but for OTHER AUDIENCE
Certified fucking slop eater, right here.

>>717448882
only mareachers see this as "cucking”
25yo mario was literally daydreaming over a teenage fiancée right in front of her actual fiancé while they were in jail together
the writing was all kinds of fucked

>>717448874
But anon, we wouldn't have the transformation songs if that was the case! nevermind that the game music didn't need an in-universe explanation

>>717449549
i see mario introduced his new wife to his brother.

>>717449154
he's been repurposed as florian but florian is boring

>>717449664
>he's been repurposed as florian but florian is boring
never confirmed at all

>>717449664
>florian
obviously a different character
that old theory is as baseless as the jr anon spam here

>>717449853
Not quite. At least those fags had the decency to fuck off when they were wrong.

>>717449487
But Anon, what if Nintendo runs out of ideas for Mario?

>>717449751
do you expect nintendo to go “WE HAVE UPDATED THIS CHARACTER FROM A 40-YEAR-OLD OVA WITH THE SAME SETTING BTW FYI” in bold letters to get it across because i don’t remember them doing that when they borrowed from the super show for the movie

>>717450009
>do you expect nintendo to go “WE HAVE UPDATED THIS CHARACTER FROM A 40-YEAR-OLD OVA WITH THE SAME SETTING BTW FYI” in bold letters to get it across because i don’t remember them doing that when they borrowed from the super show for the movie
There's no sources to the former claim, different species, motives, and etc. It was a wrong theory, simple as that.

>>717448883
Rosalina used to be emo space princess now is just calm space princess which is fine until shitendo made her sound like a diet peach in mkw

>>717449853
The Pauline III theory has more evidence to back it up.
Also, I do not spam.
I step in to help other Anons who are confused about the Super Mario lore.

>>717450182
i think denying it this hard is kinda weird when the names are exactly the same and out of every creature they could’ve picked for the flower kingdom’s prince, they chose a worm. but hey you do you.

>>717450382
omg yes

>>717450351
>i think denying it this hard is kinda weird when the names are exactly the same and out of every creature they could’ve picked for the flower kingdom’s prince, they chose a worm. but hey you do you.
Names aren't. And Still thinking it is true when it's a different animal that doesn't even transform is peak delusion, so you do you.

>>717450351
That was a dog in the movie, retard.

>>717447609
Retard there are people who hate both

>>717450454
>it's a different animal

?

>>717444981
I can't believe there are people who actually care this much. There's no way they aren't having a laugh

Why are some fags unable to accept that Nintendo retcons lore sometimes?

>>717450491
yeah a worm-dog creature thing

btw why does every mareacher have anger problems just wondering

>>717450607
You keep grasping at straws here.

>>717450351
>worm
Retard, he's a caterpillar, the only weird thing is that he doesn't turn into a butterfly at the end.

>>717450519
??? Dude.

>>717450607
Solid way to vent all that frustration over their shitty ship never becoming canon

>>717447517
Rosalina is arguably the least hated mario girl out of the 4 main ones.

>>717450737
>he isn't shitdiarrhea he is turddoodoo
damn ok

>>717450607
>>717450771
>Actually serious and firing off at mareacher boogeyman like a schizo
Can you provide a source of the theory that clearly got shot down years ago.
>>717449914
They clearly haven't. Kek.

Why would this be a bad outcome for Super Mario?

>>717450771
skill issue

should've been like fujos using their horse-level to force the creators into making their dreamship come true

>>717450889
retard

>>717448874
Nobody cares for this slop outside Dixie, fuck off

Mario lore autists are so fucking funny lmao

>>717450991
It'll never happen because Nintendo's investors wont allow a white man to have a stable nuclear family he loves.

Are people really seething that Pauline is getting some much needed shine and polish for once?
Despite being one of the OG damsels from the DK Arcade game, she was largely neglected by this franchise for so long, only allowed to appear in Mario vs DK toy spin-off series that no one cared about and nothing else. She wasn't even invited to party, kart racing or sports games.
But now that she's finally gotten her big break with Odyssey and is integrating into the main cast, people are now crying that she's forced. Why?

>>717451123
it's so easy to take the piss out of them it's insane
why not use the autism on something better (like trains)

>>717451148
I don't think Nintendo is listening to their investors.
Right?

>>717451148
nigga he's italian

>>717451272
>I don't think Nintendo would follow the money

>>717450783
Before 2011 at best and even then nobody likes her, if they did she would have her own game already.

>>717451327
And yet he hasn't eaten spaghetti in 30 years.
Curious.

>>717438398
qrd?

nobody liked nintend𐐬's lightning stop this revisionism

>>717444435
Mario was dipped in the primordial froth so he doesn't age.

>>717451384
>>717449327
>>717446045
>>717444870
>>717440857
>>717424363 (OP)
>>717432537
>>717434462
Is this the thread?

>>717451456
>make a simple and effective character design
>use it multiple times in different places/scenarios
>fans put ten times more autistic thought into things than the devs do
>"Uh, they're different people/sisters"
>fans are satisfied with this goofy contrivance because it is word of god

>>717450991
>two blood unrelated characters who are coincidentally both Mario
Fucking retard. Your theory sucks. kys

>>717437217
Very nice…..in my excitement it seems I forgot to quote this one….an amazing piece…captivating even…..

>>717439476
Why did the wardrobe swap make both of them hotter?

So, is DK’s crush on Pauline gonna get retconned out because of Bananza?

>>717425486
I mean you're not wrong.
Loli Pauline is sexier

>>717451856
Mr. Kong, why don’t you take a seat right there…

haru died on the couch decades ago

>>717451740
Erm, that's Giuseppe

>>717447078
That doesn't mean Mario and Bowser aren't rivals anymore, he's still thwarting the Koopa King's schemes even if they don't involve kidnapping Peach.

>>717447712
It's just a funny idea that has stuck with me over the years. Where it came from is ultimately secondary.

>>717445294
>pauline trying to explain to her pet monkey that she is older and has a boyfriend now

>>717452080
>Mario and Bowser
>Rivals
What do they have an intense rivalry over exactly?
Amount of times rejected by Peach?

>>717445294
>>717452195
>You see DK, Diddy and I are in what's called an "ethical non-monogamous relationship"
>of course I gave him permission to sleep with Dixie. She's on the consent list.

>>717446020
>>717446202
I'd be willing to bet that NoE (at least old NoE) would have never made that mistake.
But since NoA somehow got credit for the Wii's success, Nintendo proceeded to invest in NoA further while downsizing NoE. In the past NoE would make their own English translations of things. Be it promotions, websites, marketing, or even full on NoE translations of games. Even games that NoA had already translated into English.
But now we commonly just get whatever NoA translated, no matter how bastardized. It sucks real bad.

>>717451406
>nobody likes her, if they did she would have her own game already.
that's not how that works. Plenty of people like Daisy and yet she does not have her own game. retard logic

I, for one, am grateful someone at Nintendo HQ has a soft spot for Pauline and I hope they continue to “push” her.

>>717449435
Name the last main line game, 2D or 3D, she’s been in, retard

>>717452690
My stando!
DK!
Donkey kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts!
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

>>717424484
You're five times a bigger faggot than even an OP for pulling your dumb fucking Indian shitpost for a typo. Abysmal FP.

>>717452606
>tranny agp attracting shit art

Pauline after training with DK

>>717451406
>Before 2011 at best and even then nobody likes her, if they did she would have her own game already.
While my tomboy-addicted heart craves a Daisy game. Rosalina is probably the Nintendo-royal that would most fit a stand-alone game.

Some space, planet/galaxy hopping setting where you controlled Lumas. Could be conceptually really cool and could fall under any number of different game genres or concepts.
And lumas are honestly rather memorable and lovable/hatable. They're attention-grabbing.

>>717451195
It's because people crying about it are unintelligent negative IQ fags upset she's taking space away from diddy kong despite her existing long before him

>>717451195
Just one sperg seething at anything being remotely different than the status quo he’s grown up with and is comfortable with. You know, the usual shit here.

>>717452725
NTA but literally one of the most recent mainline games, Daisy in Mario wonder.

Didn’t expect this thread would still be up

>>717451195
Some people are scared their sacred kidnap slop is finally ending for good and getting replaced with actually different and unique Mario kino.

>>717441897
Nintendo overused Rosalina in the 2010s to the point where everyone hates her, they didn’t use her sparingly.

>>717453161
pic unrelated btw

>>717453161
>embrace the NEW, BOLD PRODUCT you manbabies!
Sociology major?

>>717453161
pic related btw

What do you guys think about this?
I think this is the easiest way for Nintendo to make money.

>>717453161
pic relation up to interpretation btw

>>717451887
>loli
She’s a fucking teenager.

Odyssey = kino.
Bananza = kino.

>>717453413
>Juniorfags want MORE crony corporate slop shat out on their faces
Legitimately no shame

>>717453449
13, which is the youngest a "teen" can go. That's also the loli sweet spot for most, believe it or not.

>>717453643
sex

>>717449435
I hope Daisy is in the Mario movie sequel.

>>717453468
Didn't play bananza but odyssey is one of the weakest 3d marios imo.

>>717453413
Women don’t play games unless it’s dogshit phone games like Candy Crush and Clash of Clans or, if they’re like 8, embarrassing browser flash games like Elsa Baby Delivery

>>717453161
I have a great idea for a game.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Mario is eventually bailed out of jail, and the player can switch to playing as him or one of his family members
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends
What do you think of it?

>>717453789
Filtered

>>717453449
13 is often loli enough for even the pedoest of pedos

>>717453882
didn’t read

>>717453882
Sounds like fucking kino

>>717453995
What’s that slimy stuff all over her boobs?

>>717454078
likely oil

>>717438076
>So are the the princesses
no they aren't, fuckhead

>pauline is overused
>rosalina is overused
The Mario mandate must have brainwashed everyone into thinking that using a character more than once is "overusing" them.

>>717454183
>Mario mandate
Oh, I know who this specific schizo is

>>717453468
liked bananza but odyssey is shit

>>717454078
Coconut milk or ape semen.
One of the two. Or maybe both.

>>717454203
This is honestly singlehandedly the sexiest image of Pauline ever. Holy shit is it good.

>>717454174
yeah they are

>>717454328
HIS COCONUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

>>717454328
>ape semen
DK isn't a pedo

>>717453902
by what exactly? I beat it once. never felt like playing it again. I genuinely want to know why i don't care for it

>>717451856
>So, is DK’s crush on Pauline gonna get retconned out because of Bananza?
They kind of have to...

GEAR 4, KONG BANANZA MAN!

Italians

>>717454770
>2006 DS game
>Pauline has notably sizable and curvaceous breasts with visible ample cleavage
Nintendo can be mysterious sometimes

>>717454203
I dunno, I'm getting weird vibes from this. It feels like the implication is that she fucks DK.

>>717454770
This definitely is more weird now, at least DK has candy kong whenever they bring her back.

>>717455110
It’s Combos N Doodles, that’s exactly what he’s going for.

>>717455110
combodoodles is a cuck and trans now

>>717454337
>This is honestly singlehandedly the sexiest image of Pauline ever. Holy shit is it good.
Meh, seen better.

Mamma mia!

>>717455172
theres multiple donkey kongs

>>717454770
It doesn't have to be retconned.

>>717445294
I like the idea that DK would ruthlessly tear apart any lolicon that came near her.

>>717455178
>>717455182
Sad, but he draws good Pauline art.

>>717454852
>>717447812
Pauline and Mario are so cute together.

>>717455656
True.
Only decent artist that draws her semi regularly. Shame about the mental illness though.

>>717456087
Nintendo might repair their lost relationship with all the pauline hype lately. Would be kino.

>>717456171
crazy how much she mogs the other girls even when nerfed

>>717454879
What would it take to get her to sit on me?

>>717457005
heels and feet

>>717455656
Damn. The Bananza adventure during the onset of Pauline's puberty fucked her up.