/v/ - TLOU2 squirt competition

>>717426534
It always bothered me just how hard they blew past the child bride thing. The implication with that reveal is that it was like, at least half the reason for her trooning out.

Like they were too much of pussies to just do a Mulan style story

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:11:14 PM No.717427938

>>717426534
>She
He's way too ugly to be a girl
Would not bang

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:14:03 PM No.717428106

>>717426534
>Perfect bait for some pretty deranged animations
>Too ugly to bother using
It hurts

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:14:44 PM No.717428152 >>717428201 >>717429126

Sarah is too young to be able to squirt. At most she'll pee herself.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:14:56 PM No.717428169

>>717426272
kek fpbp

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:15:33 PM No.717428201 >>717429291

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>>717428152
he doesn't know...

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:17:30 PM No.717428321 >>717428970 >>717429202

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I'm so FUCKING SICK of not having a VIRGIN Ellie girlfriend. This retarded faggot slave Earth owes me one for my excellency. It isn't fair. I worked hard in school and graduated with a nice degree and a good GPA. I got a well-paying job. I work out and take good care of my hair and skin. I can run a mile in under 5:15. I am a good cook. I have my own apartment. I have a great personality. I am tall and funny and charismatic. My penis is in the 75th percentile for length and 70th percentile for girth. All before the age of 24. And yet, all the disgusting foids in their late 20s and early 30s at work covertly flirt with me, calling me husband material and saying they wish that they could find a guy who has his stuff together like me and it infuriates me. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING USED UP HOLE WHO SQUANDERED HER HUMANITY FUCKING TRASHY DRUG DEALERS INSTEAD OF A GENTLEMAN LIKE ME.
>Heh maybe if you were a good man you'd get a girlfriend
YEAH I REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN THE GIRL I HAD A CRUSH ON (14 BTW) WAS TALKING IN CLASS ABOUT HOW SHE WOULD SUCK THIS COLLEGE GUYS DICK FOR COKE. SHE WOULD LAUGH HIS SIZE AND MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR BEING BALD AND FAT. GUESS I SHOULD HAVE JUST BEEN A BALD FAT PEDOPHILE DRUG DEALER INSTEAD OF BEING A GENTLEMAN... OH WAIT THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HOLES SAY THEY WANT.

I am done with being nice and obeying the law and conforming to normalfaggot slave retard nigger morality. I am willing to do whatever it takes to secure a VIRGIN (THIS PART IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT) freckled brunette gf with a haircut that exposes the nape of her neck and light eyes and a radiant smile who loves me unconditionally and is outdoorsy and likes to read and paint and go to museums and play in the rain and cuddle. This is the absolute bare minimum that I am owed by the female species. I am fine with kidnapping. I am fine with murder. I am fine with enslavement and black magick and human trafficking. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A VIRGIN ELLIE GF.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:18:41 PM No.717428409 >>717428612

>>717426475
I never played those shit games so I had to google who Sarah is, and I saw who plays her in the tv show. Burgers deserve a couple of nukes just for that desu.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:21:49 PM No.717428612

>>717428409
This is why you'll always fall for it.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:27:36 PM No.717428970

>>717428321
>guess I should have been a fat pedo drug dealer
YUP YUP YUP

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:28:48 PM No.717429035

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