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Anonymous No.717435192 >>717437306 >>717437542 >>717438465 >>717439339 >>717440793 >>717441636 >>717442350 >>717443216
Sonic the Hedgehog
>literally ZERO good games, ever
>still exists
How the hell is this series seemingly invincible? And don't say "hurr hurr autism". No amount of obsessive nostalgia excuses the hard fact these games have been unplayable trash from day one.
Anonymous No.717437028
Sonic was never good
Anonymous No.717437306 >>717437513
>>717435192 (OP)
I can see playing Sonic 1 and thinking its ass because of Marble Garden. But have you ever touched Sonic 2? If you think that is below average you're just lying.
Anonymous No.717437513 >>717439273
>>717437306
ALL Sonic games are trash, anon. Pretending otherwise is cope.
Anonymous No.717437542 >>717438402
>>717435192 (OP)
>literally ZERO good games, ever
Classic Sonic games, Sonic adventure 1 and 2, Sonic advance series, Sonic Rush, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic Mania, Sonic Generations and etc.
Anonymous No.717437594 >>717438402
>the franchise still exists
>hm it's probably because it doesn't have good games!
ok at one point you gotta question what you guys are parroting online
Anonymous No.717438402 >>717438887 >>717439390
>>717437542
>Classic Sonic games,
Garbage. Your childhood was shit.

>Sonic adventure 1 and 2,
Jank shit.

>Sonic advance series,
Bad level design. Might as well be the 2D version of an asset flip.

>Sonic Rush,
Barely functional and hurts to look at.

>Sonic Unleashed,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>Sonic Mania,
Shitty kaizo fangame that Sega stole.

>Sonic Generations
Same as the Adventure games. Jank shit.

>>717437594
Literally all of them are terrible. That is an objective fact.
Anonymous No.717438465
>>717435192 (OP)
>what's 2+2? and don't say 4, give me a proper answer
nigger
Anonymous No.717438643
How many replies do you think this is gonna get before it dies? My guess is 50
Anonymous No.717438887 >>717439162
>>717438402
You haven't played any of these.
Anonymous No.717439162
>>717438887
I have played all of those, and they fucking suck. Why are Sonic fans so eager to eat garbage?
Anonymous No.717439273 >>717439529
>>717437513
A series has to be good to last this long
Anonymous No.717439339 >>717439529
>>717435192 (OP)
The characters carry it, much like Pokemon or Hello Kitty.
Anonymous No.717439390 >>717439529
>>717438402
New games are too on rails, but older games rock
Anonymous No.717439529 >>717442012 >>717442247
>>717439273
Clearly not.

>>717439390
ALL the games are on rails.

>>717439339
The "characters" are all soulless cereal mascots who literally only exist to suck Sonic's mary sue dick.
Anonymous No.717439608
When you consider that every video game ever made is objectively terrible, I'm not sure why you think Sonic is the exception.
Anonymous No.717440793 >>717441419
>>717435192 (OP)
Sonic games just do something other platformers don't, both in 2d and 3d. There's really not that many high speed platformers and even those that exist were often inspired by Sonic.
The series also has great and memorable character design, music and overall visual presentation.
Sonic Adventure is kusoge, but there's no other kusoge like it.
Anonymous No.717441419
>>717440793
>There's really not that many high speed platformers
Perhaps there's a good fucking reason for that.
Anonymous No.717441636
>>717435192 (OP)
Skill issue, literally. Learn to enjoy arcade games.
Anonymous No.717442012 >>717442554
>>717439529
In the video game industry, gold rises to the top while garbage fades into obscurity. If Sonic was shit, nobody would remember him, he'd have stayed in the 90s
Anonymous No.717442247 >>717442554
>>717439529
No, soulless cereal mascots more accurately describes Mario (and a lot of Nintendo's franchises, really)
Anonymous No.717442350
>>717435192 (OP)
Sonic walks a fine line between normie-core and being niche
Anonymous No.717442554 >>717442947 >>717443223
>>717442012
What the fuck cope is this? That is never how that's worked, ever.

>>717442247
Mario unironically has more of a personality than any Sonic character.
Anonymous No.717442810
You're making the same mistake people make with Pokemon, viewing it as a game franchise when it's actually a huge multimedia franchise. Pokemon and Sonic both managed to escape video games and branch out into the other markets.
Anonymous No.717442947 >>717443075 >>717443563
>>717442554
Sonic's idle animation from the first game already gives he more of a personality than Mario will ever had.
Anonymous No.717443075 >>717443563
>>717442947
Please stop feeding the troll.
Anonymous No.717443216
>>717435192 (OP)
Sonic has always had S-tier style, music, and secondary media.
It's just the game's suck ass.
A bit like Pokemon.
Anonymous No.717443223 >>717443563
>>717442554
Mario's entire thing is NOT having a personality. Miyamoto and Nintendo designed him that way on purpose. By not giving him any defined personality traits, likes, or dislikes, he remains a flexible character that can be slapped onto anything.
Anonymous No.717443563
>>717442947
>idle animation
Again, cope.

>>717443075
>pointing out the objective fact that Sonic games are bad is considered trolling now
...

>>717443223
>Mario's entire thing is NOT having a personality.
And yet I still care more about him than any Sonic character.
Anonymous No.717444143 >>717444628
The final, ultimate blackpill is that very few of the 3D Sonic games are legitimately bad. They just have a very high skill ceiling that rewards memorisation and mastery of the physics and controls; this causes the average gamer to bounce off them because they cannot be brute forced, claiming they are "shit games" because they don't want to take the time to learn them. Of course this group includes journalists, hence the stigma.

Once you git gud at 3D Sonic, you unlock platforming godhood.

>t. has 100%'d every 3D Sonic from SA1 to Shadow Gens, yes 06 does suck but it isn't even the worst Sonic game, that's Secret Rings
Anonymous No.717444424
The core issue is that Sonic levels are meant to be replayed over and over for higher scores and faster completion times, but most people don't really play games like that anymore. They don't care about their score or time, they only care about beating the level.
Anonymous No.717444628 >>717445510
>>717444143
>SA1
5/10
>SA2
5/10
>Heroes
4/10
>Shadow
3/10
>06
1/10
>Secret Rings
2/10
>Unleashed
5/10
>Black Knight
3/10
>Colors
7/10
>Gens
8/10
>Lost World
3/10
>Forces
5/10
>Frontiers
4/10
>Shadow Gens
7/10
Anonymous No.717445510
>>717444628
Since you were kind enough to reply to me, anon, I'll share my scores too, factoring in the hundo experience.

>SA1
8/10
>SA2
7/10
>Heroes
7/10
>Shadow
6/10
>06
4/10
>Secret Rings
1/10 (actual garbage, the nadir of the franchise)
>Unleashed
8/10 (favourite 3D Sonic, loved it since day 1 and have never been swayed on this)
>Black Knight
6/10
>Colors
7/10
>Generations
8/10
>Lost World
7/10 (game tells you nothing about its control system so people couldn't into it, but it works)
>Boom
3/10 (the hate for this is overblown, it is shit yeah but after all the patches it's now just a generic mediocre licensed beat em up, no worse than any other cartoon tie in game)
>Forces
4/10
>Frontiers
7/10
>Shadow Gens
>8/10

Didn't play Dream Team because lol Apple Arcade.

Biggest surprise was Shadow, which I had been told for years was irredeemable garbage but which actually turned out to be pretty satisfying to master. Music rips.