which way White man?

horde

point me towards Assumi's gape

>human
>female
>warlock
ready to play

>>717437536 (OP)
>White man
Alliance, naturally

>be White male irl
>why yes I will be roleplaying as a no shoes savage killing everything in my sight

>be mystery meat mutt la creatura IRL
>WE WUZ CRUSADERZ AN SHIT
>role White skin human male paladin

>>717437536 (OP)
for me, its the democratically elected Horde Council.

I never left the wandering isle, buddy.

white human male warrior name after some nordic/arthurian mythical character of course, they have the best racial *sips water*

>>717437536 (OP)
horde

>>717437536 (OP)
Horde, obviously.

>>717437727
Alliance is filled with beaner spics and zoomers (like you).

>>717437536 (OP)
Scourge

it's insane how microsoft still lets a bunch of talentless faggots and DEI hires continue to run this IP into the ground. when is the culling of blizzard happening?

>>717437536 (OP)
horde, so i can actually get some bg wins

>>717437536 (OP)
>classic to BC
horde
>wotlk to mop
50% horde, 50% alliance
>late mop to now
100% alliance

>>717437696
>>female

FACT: alliance is the tranny faction

>White male
Orc male, naturally

female blood-elf ONLY
my horse-cock as proof of whiteness

Ally. Humans are the coolest race.

>white, redhead, female, human warlock main (she is evil and dominating, loves pets)
>white, blonde, female, human priest alt (she is pure, but a slut, and soft spoken and shy, loves the main)
GEIMU TAIMU

>>717437696
perfect to sit on my
>orc
>male
>warrior
lap

>>717438519
Female orcs, tauren and trolls are tranny coded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Oiw0xXpdE

Horde fags could never understand.

Alliance was the noob faction and the erp faction

horde was the gameplay faction

Horde is where ugly people feel more comfortable

>>717438909
true for the west but china plays alliance

>>717437536 (OP)
Human
Female
Paladin

As soon as I saw the dwarf hunter with a bear and a gun, I knew that would be my character.

>itt people who havent played wow in a decade

alliance has basically taken over the game since crossfaction became a thing. their races dominate pve and pvp. its not even close

>horde
>might makes right, corrupt leaders are killed 1v1

>alliance
>royalty and jewery, rebels against the corrupt crown are labeled as enemies even though they have done nothing wrong (Van Cleef)

>>717437536 (OP)
I like the good guys so I will play on the blue team :)
>ermmmm but actually
Humans are on the blue team so they are the good guys.

>>717439152
tsk
you okay dorf boy

humans are the true champions of the light

>>717439152
Dark Iron dwarves should join Horde in cata.

>>717437536 (OP)
Both are too filled with freakshit races these days but alliance at least doesn't have to deal with vulperas which are the worst of the worst

>beckons you

>>717438043
they make shitloads from milking whales so they get left alone

I don't get how anyone can genuinely like the Horde, they are the two dimensional evil crybabies eternal victims faction, wahhh yes we commit a genocide every faction willingly but uhhh it's all our boss fault we were manipulated! pity us!

The only cool race in the Horde is the undead and they don't even want to be in the horde nor do they fit their theme.
And it says a lot like 60% of the horde playerbase is just female blood elf troons.

>>717437536 (OP)
Alliance

>>717439510
worse than worgen?

>>717439646
>faction that invades a foreign world, steals their land and butchers the natives thinks he is the opressed one and the natives are the colonizers

Its ALWAYS a blood elf. Cant stop noticing.

alliance for all the sexy breedable females like nelfies and draenei

>>717439737
Worgen are actually less played than vulpera and when I do see them they rarely speak in raids or anything, vulpera players seem to go out of their way to be annoying as shit, would still rather have neither as a playable race

Vulpera is the best race in the game

>>717438723
average belf player

>>717440028
objection

The Alliance needs high elves.

>>717440028
get lost, furfag

>>717437536 (OP)
I turn around and play anything else.

>>717440093
void elves are superior

>>717440028
this

Trolls mon

>>717437536 (OP)
Blizzcucks getting raped so badly in the wheelchair thread they made their little safe space to goon in peace

>>717440263
Holy based...

>>717440330
literally made to be killed by humans and high elves

>>717437597
/thread
miss me with tralliance

>>717437645
That's the one dripping with dog cum, don't know why you would be looking for dog cum, though

>>717437536 (OP)
Balding male dwarf

>>717437536 (OP)
Alliance mostly, with some Goblin alts.

>>717440452
so i can plug it

>>717437536 (OP)
the uninstall button.

for me its kul tirans

>>717440028
truth nuke, too many elves, anthro expansion now!

>>717440957
Do male kul tirans have cool animations? Seems like all of their armor gets stretched out on their models which is kind of lame.

>>717437536 (OP)
I don't know.
The Alliance was originally a Union of Nations where the leaders are equals among each other. Now they have a High King and the title is hereditary. So despite better options, like Velen, a literal child can become High King, because the Humans of Stormwind began to culturally dominate every other member.
And the Horde? Originally it was Orc business and their WarChief rules supreme. Other races may join, but they all need to take a knee before the WarChief. Now every single race gets to be WarChief, as if it's a rotational thing. Every race that joins the Horde has a say in it's politics and it's economy. May invent democracy and communism if this goes on!

The Alliance is now the Horde and the Horde is now the Alliance.

>>717437761
This. Only Whites have enough empathy to see in another person's view. Mutt brains literally cannot understand this.

>>717440330
How, as a Night Elf, can I seduce a cute troll boy into becoming my love slave?

>>717441250
valnoressa has done shota orcxnight elf images before

>>717439183
I'm curious to know how this developed since I figured everyone was playing Horde for both raiding and PvP in the current retail version of the game. For as long as I can remember, all the best players played on Horde and it caused all the casual players to ALSO go Horde. So what happened?

>>717439478
>larps as a draenai
>let's the avatar of the light gets killed in front of him
>sits at home waiting for his wife as she's sucking void cock

>>717438723
>has monster cock
>plays blood elf
is he...she?

>>717441250
I seduced his dad first and became the family witch doctor. Capture may work, but they might just want to eat you if you just come back with him collared to your hip. Slow introductions work best.
>t. druid

>>717438723
Disc? Do you have any cum shot vids?

https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

>>717444587
prefer the one with jaina getting knocked up by garrosh tbqh

>>717437536 (OP)
a white man wouldn't be caught playing wow
only chinks and brown creatures touch this

>>717444338

>>717437536 (OP)
Alliance

>>717437536 (OP)
Alliance was made first and had fantastic mmo content and questlines since they thought nobody wanted to play shit ass horde.

Horde. Alliance has Dwarves and Werewolves so they're a maybe.

>only playing one
You limit yourself and deprive yourself of content.
When I was younger and playing on retail servers (i.e. pre-Cata) I played Horde mostly. I quite playing until I started dicking around on private servers, where I now mostly play Alliance. Being a monster and a villain was more novel to me as a kid.

Anybody accusing either faction of being universally better or worse (i.e. "tranny faction", "carebear faction", etc.) is just a retard huffing sports team copium.

>>717437536 (OP)
Alliance
>humans
>midget humans
>nano humans
>elves

Horde
>green monsters
>minotaurs
>zombies
>jamaicans

The choice is obvious.

Why play human in a fantasy game?

I'm too white to play the stinky morally ping-ponging schizo dindu nuffin mudhut dev pet faction, sorry.

>>717438892
https://youtu.be/oiBDY_USIrk?si=MiGfPBdRPZ8kkPK4

We also had the magical meme that is barrens chat.
It was great to see it was just as retarded as ever during p1 in SoD

>As its name suggests, the Alliance is a unified entity that has extremely little infighting

>Horde is basically a bunch of retards grouped together who can barely hold off from killing eachother, much less unifying in a common cause

Horde only appeals to hoodlums and ragamuffins, while the Alliance is the cultured choice.

>>717447395
So you can remove non-humans, of course.

>>717439152
You're alright

>niggers or cucks?
Uh, pre WoD Horde I guess. At least they get shit done and don't spend hours lining up to discuss how many men they sodomized that day.

Anything post-Garrosh where the "warchief" gets one-shot by trash mobs or is le strong independent banshee can die.
I'll side with the Pandaren and go eat out Gina Mudclaw or Fish Fellreed.

>>717448243
>mop has tons of fem panda companions and not a faggot in sight
where did it all go wrong

>>717437536 (OP)

>>717439598
Beckons me for what?

>>717441156
whites are by fare the least empatheti race, they are however the most performative and hiveminded

>>717449554
To suck her futa cock

>>717448243
>the virgin communist line
>the chad anarchist death pile

>>717438519
There are canonical tranny trolls though

>>717437536 (OP)
I find the females of the alliance more attractive. The only truly horrendous females on the alliance are KT and MG. I don't find anything attractive about either orc, vanilla troll, or either taurens faces.
Horde also loses points for the dindu nuffin writing, what the fuck is the point of playing alien invaders if I just get written into being a black guy?

>horde
>nigger-coded orcs
>cannibal troll tribes
>stinky zombies
OR
>alliance
>chivalric chads
>staunch dorfbros
>elf waifus
it's not really a choice is it

>>717450620
How's those daily pride parades through the canal district, Miguel?
Collect enough bear asses for your husband's anniversary yet?

>retail
lol, lmao. come back to 3.3.5

No white people play this shit you dirty shitskinned scumbags. Gtfo my /v/

Dorf. Simple as

>>717451292
>Death Knights walking civilized streets
>everyone slobbering Tirion "Tear down the walls of Icecrown" Fordring's knob
>Arthas "I'll get you next time Gadget" Menethil being the Jobber King.

Zoomer game.