>real marine reacts to Aliens: Colonial Marines

>>717439568 (OP)
>dude ... I've slaughtered hundreds ... of unarmed women and kids.

>>717439701
shooting brown people doesnt look as good on resumes as it used to :/

>real futa reacts to Nyl's Good Cop/Bad Cop animation

>>717439885
it does in the army

why is he so bruised, i thought guns made it so that you don't have to brawl it out anymore

>>717439568 (OP)
The colonial marines didn't lose, so they're not very similar

>>717440043
It's leftover of camouflage paint and shrapnel cuts.

What insight would she even have?

>>717439568 (OP)
>real Alien reacts to Alien: Isolation

>>717440187
why did he pair green camouflage on his face with desert camouflage attire

>>717440283
>this shit is so racist brrruuuhh

>real loli reacts to Inner Demons

>>717440312
cuz top said to :(

>>717440312
Because the camo face paint isn't the same colours as the desert tan uniforms, because camouflage makeup is made for night operations where you want your face to be dark, but you can't use all black because that would be racist in the US army, so they use a mix of dark brown, dark green and black.

I am not kidding, but try to use your head for once.

>>717440524
>my face in the desert must be black
>so what if my skin color literally blends in with the sand
i've just used it
my conclusion? the US shall cease its imperialism at once
no war = no retarded brain damage camouflage

>>717439568 (OP)
dead and alive people react to Dead or Alive

>>717440652
>"my" skin color literally blends in with the sand
Okay, Mohammed.

>>717440831
get a tan or hire muslims bruv

>>717440047
They lost pretty badly in the movie

>>717439568 (OP)
>real rapist reacts to The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno

>>717440859
>hire muslims
What if I want the job done WITHOUT kids being raped and cut up into shwarma?

>>717439568 (OP)
>real absolute flaming turbo giga nigger faggot reacts to OP's thread

>>717441089
>us army
>WITHOUT kids being raped and cut up into shwarma
not possible, hire some russian or chinese PMCs maybe

>real pedophile reacts to Unteralterbach

>>717439568 (OP)
>Real Man reacts to US Marine

>>717440312
desert camo with woodland flak jacket was the best aesthetics in the past 30 fucking years.

I like'em.

>>717441089
>actually grow up and spend some of adulthood arouns these types
>some are actually some "spec ops" types, worst one was an airforce eod(who goes around murdering families in their sleep)
>show me shit on their phones and run their mouths
Actually yes you use Americans for that. Its real for me, I didnt have a computer till my late 20s so I actually lived in this world you meme about. They are useless vermin, dumb big mouth trash, or psychopaths. Thats who is in the US Military.

>>717441552
would watch to be quite honest famalamadingdong

>>717442139
fucking yikes, post a real camo

>>717442256
how about you post one thats better.

>>717439568 (OP)
>WELL THAT'S GREAT.. THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT MAN!!! NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY??? WE'RE IN SOME REAL FRUITY SHIT NOW MAN!!! THAT'S IT MAN, GAME OVER MAN!!!

>>717442318

>>717439701
they were armed too actually

>>717442569
garbage but i'll give you credit for not showing a digi pattern

>>717439568 (OP)
>two fat black guys reacts to anything

>>717442761
>digi is le bad because i say so

>>717441370
Nice reaction!

>>717442761
You don't hate digi patterns, you just hate UCP (which everyone does)

>real nigga reacts to SA

>real cock-biter reacts to Lost Life

>>717439568 (OP)
>real god reacts to god hand

>>717442761
Digi and multi cam are here to stay because they are the most Optimal for most situations. and since armies hate spending money we are stuck with this

>>717442660
and legged. Until grenade exploded.

>>717444130
South Africa?
Sexual Assault?
Say what you mean, you stupid nigger babbler

>>717440908
Colonial marines blew up all the aliens, which was their objective so they won, actual marines have lost every war after WW2

>>717444901
kek never send an 8 year old to do a man's job

>>717445025
newfag cancer AND a ESL what a fucking combo

>>717445025
Straight up kill yourself you unfunny cancerous fuck i hope you end up dying alone stupid schizo retard

The telegenic faggot doctor and LegalEagle started all of this bullshit, now every other channel does this shit.

>>717440047
they lose everytime, wdym

>>717440652
you have zero understanding of how light behaves at night, probably because you never leave your computer.

>>717443862
I don't... hate hate the UCP pattern. its the uniform design I hate.
>velcro on fucking everything
>fucking ZIPPERS
>baseball cap
its fugly. i dunno what the FUCK was the army thinking.

>>717445993
true

>>717445036
Marines have won all of US' recent warS.
The Army lost the occupation after the wars.

>>717439701
>be leaf
>all this sabre rattling about border shit
>retards on the internet thinking "aww yeah bet you ffffucking LEAFS are quaking in your boots in fear, the legendary military power of the United States is coming for you!"
>mfw

The Afghan's beat them from a cave!
...With a box of scraps!

>>717446124
It was a combination of contractor money laundering, incompetence and cronyism, there's a whole story behind its adoption that's just a symptom of of the greater "lowest bidder" problem the US military has.

>>717445036
Real marines blew up all the poopskins too though. Go look up the k/d ratio of all those wars America "lost", it's a brown loser cope. It's like getting raped and then bragging you won because your rapist got bored and decided to go rape somebody else.

It's more accurate to say American hippies stopped those wars anyway, it's not like the poopskins actually did anything besides get slaughtered until the hippies couldn't handle it anymore. Like congratulations loserskin, Americans stopped killing you out of pity, you're such a winner.

>>717446710
you need to be 18 to post on this website.

>>717446710
generational cope

>>717439568 (OP)
>real convicted pedophile reacts to the contents of Randy Pritchford's USB drive

>>717446710
I guess the Nazis actually beat the soviets cause they killed more of them

>>717446710
Is this the same pathetic cope the British use for losing to Colonial America?

>real insurance frauder reacts to gta

>>717446559
then how do you explain marines corps getting a functional uniform right before the rest of the branches switched to digis? they're poor as fuck.

>music producer reacts to Bohemian Rhapsody (first time listening!)

>>717447219
It was never an issue of how much money there was, it was who spent it and why. They actually spent a fuck load on that shitty camo. I'm not an expert on this so don't take my word for it, I'd recommend looking it up, there's lots of info on how it happened.

>Master carpenter reacts to Auschwitz

>real rapist REACTS to Holy Knight Ricca

>>717446710
these countries wont recover even 100 years from now so honestly it is mission accomplished

>woman reacts to Rance

>REAL furnace technician reacts to the nazi holocaust

>>717446469
is this a copypasta?

>real anime girl reacts to 3d porn

>Josef Fritzl reacts to Dungeon Keeper

>>717439568 (OP)
I've always wondered what the fuck you guys watch to constantly get shit recommendations in your YouTube feeds.

>>717445025
Pathetic

>>717439568 (OP)
Ifb you're paid yiu're shit.

>>717448596
What's the sauce damnit?

>>717442162
Oh shit, it's Jonathan Ferguson: the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history.

>Real faggot reacts to OP simulator
"Yeah that's what I woulda did."

>real king reacts to crusader kings

>>717448927
My Dress-Up Darling

>>717449656
Didn't the guy get fucked at the end?

>>717449909
I meant to say cucked.

>>717450105
only according to 4chan, like all modern guys

>God dayum cuh, this Doom guy nigga need to holla at Jesus up here

>>717439568 (OP)
>former bank robber reacts to payday

>real nuclear fusion reactor reacts

Real orc reacts to orc massage