Thread 717440462

IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR HOCKEYBROS

>>717440462 (OP)
>implying the nasally, fat, pasty white ass faggots on /v/ play any type of sports or sportsgames
kek

>>717440812
i boxe and play UFC 5 religiously

>>717441208
No you don't fat ass.

>>717441208
Stop lying fat ass no you don't

>>717441443
>>717441863
:(

>>717440462 (OP)
lets go Canes!

>>717442849
still not bored?

>>717440462 (OP)
what is wrong with hockey player names?
https://youtu.be/ROWBLQ04gGA

>>717443152
i love fighting games, i love the UFC and martial arts in general, this is a shitty game but there is nothing like it

>>717440462 (OP)
Is this the dirtiest championship team to ever exist in the NHL?

>>717440462 (OP)
I have been the normie buying this series every year. That cover us so fucking disgusting Im done.
Time to get into racing games.

>>717440462 (OP)
>Matthew Can'tpuck on the cover
Shit cover

I'm ashamed to say I'm addicted to Ultimate Team spend about 500 hours on each NHL game since NHL19

>>717445505
You're going to buy the game and see his smug, smiling face every time you reach for a disk because you a consumerist whore.
Matty T. owns ya

>>717444859
1967 Philly, but they outfagged Boston for second.

>>717445643
Do people even buy physical discs anymore? If you just buy it digitally you want have to put it into the fucking console every time you wanna play.

>>717445643
Nah, I was the last person I knew buying it anyways. I live in Calgary and those people are either going full cuck or trying to forget the sport exists.

why would i get this when I have 07 for the PC?

>>717445952
Based

>>717440462 (OP)
I don't know anything about Hockey but that cover is fucking disgusting.

is this the stealth /hoc/ thread

>>717441443
Damn, /v/ has gotten so fucking stupid they think you need to be IRL in shape to play sports games

>>717440462 (OP)
When was the last time someone made a hockey game for PC?

>all the malding leafs
32 years by the way

>>717450521
with the proper NHL license? 2008 I think

>>717449616
Ok fat fuck.

>>717444859
not even close

>>717442945
*gets swept in the conference finals for the millionth time*

what is their fucking problem

>>717440462 (OP)
I liked that one N64 hockey game

>>717440462 (OP)
>No PC still
They really dont understand how many Canadians are PC gamers nowadays.

What is the sports video game for the gamer who hates the NHL, hates ice hockey, hates New Jersey, and hates chicago and wants a sport completely dominated by the female gender and where women surpass men in everything?

>>717441208
FIght Night is still GOATED I hate to use that phrase but it is

>>717442849
based

>>717440812
Who do you think follows hockey

>>717455448
there's probably tennis games somewhere

>>717456838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzM432CEpcw

>primarily an american football and baseball fan
>get into hockey a few years ago
>"I think I'll be a fan of this Sharks team. I like the colors, logo, I was born in Cali and I'm not cheering for a LA team."

I made a huge mistake.

>>717456838
Do not reply to Costa Rica

>>717457464
There's no way I'd be an NHL fan.

And besides, those rubbish Chicago (a team with a logo and nickname that are racist and offensive to Indigenous and Native Americans) and New Jersey (a logo and nickname that can offend those who believe in God) are the reason I can't be a fan or play NHL video games.

>>717440462 (OP)
PC port when

>>717442945
Fuck off Randy

>>717457261
Oof

>>717445606
Haven't played EA hockey since about 2006 or so. How are the new games?

717440812
You're going to need to be a better quality racist to get a >you from me here.

>>717440462 (OP)
BASED FLORIDA SUPREMACY

>>717457261
chin up dude they're gonna be great in a couple of seasons

>>717457261
At least they've been grabbing good prospects. So many "rebuilds" go off the rails right away when they draft low upside trash

>>717442945
eat rock candy

>>717457261
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)

>>717440462 (OP)
they should have put marchand on the cover
tkachuk barely did anything this year's playoffs and he was injured most of the regular season. EA are retarded

>>717457261
shorks will unironically be good relatively soon. They've been doing a really good job rebuilding. Much better than retard teams like shitcongo

>>717458028
They're pretty cool if you like hockey. Online can be pretty gay though cause you have a bunch of try hards just playing the meta. Circling at the end boards and only scoring the meta way Cross crease/ D to D one T

I play the Ultimate Team version cause I like opening packs but I never spend any money on packs. You get more then enough from just playing the game. And the people on the auction house are retards so you can easily make coins just by not being a retard

>>717440462 (OP)
not so fast hockeybros... preseason is about to start...

>>717440596
>ynr video games literally began by replicating sports

>>717461026
video games owe their existence to sports and D&D.

>>717460773
>jobs to the chefs again

>>717461343
this year... the cake will not have razors in it.

>>717457261
be patient. celebrini will be top 5 forward in the league eventually

I think the SNES/Genesis NHL games sucked.

>>717440462 (OP)
i've been playing NHL2002 on my GBA and it's honestly rlly fun!

>>717460629
I'm actually not a regular hockey fan. All I know about it is that it's a sport that allows fighting, and that people throw seafood sometimes. I played the old NBA jam equivalent.

>>717460773
>>717461414
josh allen is a cuck like everyone in buffalo lmao

all the players in the league are laughing at how his wife was burning coal in the Sinners movie, making out with black men. Just embarrasing cuckshit, but fitting for bills fans