Thread 717441729

So when's this game finally coming out? I'm waiting.

August 17th 2029

Not vidya.

>>717442240
>thread about video games
>not vidya
???

>>717441729 (OP)
It'll be out when it's out

It won't. Chris is a retard. Instead of developing the game like a normal person, he makes his devs make full levels to test gameplay ideas, then scraps them. He does this because he has zero idea how to lead a project and be anything except the ideas guy.

He can't even give proper direction or ideas either, it's stuff like "uh i want the game to be like sonic meets final fantasy 7. Hey you know that cool part from this game? Yeah i want my game to be like that." Then you fast foward 6 months and he goes "uh okay yeah no not like that. Let's scrap that. Okay so you know metal gear? Yeah i want like that vibe in this part of the game."

You also have dingdong the faggot liar and julian who are too busy being lynched by the evilest most homophobic town in the world or whatever fake abuse story ding dong made up this week to excuse him not working.

I love Chris but my god the guy is a fucking retard and has an endless trail of abandoned and burnt projects. Oney plays' (literal) child fans are the only reason he hasn't burned all trust in him to release a product he's making, and it's only becuase they actually got memory holed dye to his current fans not being alive for things like hell benders.

Chris is also insanely naive on how the world works. Hearing him talk about what happened with helldivers shows how clued out he was. The guy genuinely thought jewish tv studios would be just like making indie animations on newgrounds and thought they wouldn't steal his ip and never release it LOL

>>717444968
You should have opened on this instead of playing dumb that this thread was about anything else.

Not vidya. Eceleb bullshit. Fuck off.

>>717445489
It's not my fucking thread, retard.

>>717441729 (OP)
The company that was making the game ran out their contract so never. I doubt Chris even owns the code they produced

>>717445641
you being on a phone is 10x more embarrassing than it being your thread anon

>>717445641
>retard screencapping his phone again

>>717445772
>>717445819
And you being a nigger is about 20x more embarrassing than me (a white man) phone posting via chance during working hours.

>>717445641
I wonder why the mobile poster let one reply get under his skin enough to take a screenshot

>>717445984
Becuase i hate seeing bowlbo posts, and i hate retardex niggers replying to me on 4chan. They both upset me

>>717446073
>I hate these posts so much that I went to page 10 to bump it with a paragraph I had ready

>>717446167
>you're a fag for bumping the thread
>bumps the thread
Niggers.

>>717446167
Not to mention bringing up the old cohosts for no reason. Schizoposter did this >>717445641 last thread too.

>>717441729 (OP)
Zach? gone
Tomar? gone
Cory? gone, surprisingly...
It's fucking over.

>>717446073

be honest why do you want to gargle oneys cum so badly you stupid faggot

who fucking cares. its a shit artstyle, the characters are ugly as hell, and the name is retarded to. Take the ecelb dick out of your mouth and see it for the pile of shit it is.

>le generic platforming game.... but SWEARING!
The only reason this might ever succeed in any capacity is because of fandom

>>717441729 (OP)
He unschizo'd his back pain.

we're so back bros

This game's sense of humor is already a decade old, it's irrecoverable

>>717446640
>file.png
Get the fuck out of here you mobile faggot

>>717446407
>no reason
Dingdong and julian were involved with bowlbo. They literally worked on the project, and are partially responsible for it failing along with chris' own stupidity and laziness. Keep defending schizo faggots though

>>717446720
That's the default filename when you copy and paste an image in windows you fucking retard nigger

>>717446167
It was at page 3 when i started writing but okay nigger. Keep bumping the thread, OP's nuts are probably ready to burst with all the engagement you're generating on his post by being a wetback nigger who's cranky someone called out oneyplays and scamblo the search for ding dong.

>>717446167
schizoposter moved back to /v/ to whine about oney+dd once he wasnt able to get people to disavow pebbles on /co/
every smiling friends thread was him mobile samefagging about how hadel was a neopuritan or wtf they said

>>717445926
presumptuous wagie my insults come from cold hard facts that you're a phone posting zoomie

>>717447021
It was page 10 so you dont need to lie.
This was also from the thread hitting page 10 >>717443896
You shit yourself as soon as someone pointed it out & proved again youre posting from phone.
Get the fuck out of here and stop shitting this up this board with twitter screenshots of ecelebs.

>>717446438
seriously? who is even on there now?

>>717446640
what a fucking idiot

>>717447652
It worked, so who'd the dumb one?

>>717447736
OP for thinking anyone is convinced they arent seething about youtubers on their phone all day.

>>717442240
>thread about a video game made by a newgrounds animator
the autists loses his fucking mind
>literal pedo thread with over 200 replies
the autist gladly masturbates

>>717445641
wow you really do make every one of these threads

>>717447809
?

>>717445641
suddenly the posts got frequent and defensive after this too lmao

>>717447914
>Made
Where is it?

>>717448153
on his pc

>>717447075

They banned mobile posting temporarily on /co/ since schizoposter started so many threads

>>717449230
Nice page 10 bump

>>717446640
[Ding Dong voice] Chris...

>>717446640
>Chris took the /LoA/pill
Absolutely zased

>>717446640
So he was lying about his back pain?

>>717446640
>I solved my back pain by doing my star chart and aligning my chakras
WOMAN MOMENT, TRANSITION NOW CHRIS

>>717449461
almost 20 mins later for a 3 word reply

IT'LL BE OUT WHEN ITS OUT

>>717447075
Sounds like some autismo's grudge

>>717447998
I made the fifth post in thread while work posting and now these guys think i'm some schizo who apparently ruined another board with oney hate. Funnily enough it happened after i called them out for being niggers, coincidence? Hmmm....

>>717450085

NG fags always attracted all kinds of schizophrenics

>>717450413
>keeps coming back to argue
you have not been helping your case

>>717446073
Zero willpower ape.

>>717446640
By the way, this is one of the possible outcomes of becoming a porn addict. Chris is known to have a track record with that. Take care of yourselves, /v/.

>>717441729 (OP)
Nobody would post this without the intention of it being an eceleb post. Go back to shitting up the SF threads.

Why is anyone surprised that this game isn’t being finished? Chris’s “I’m not letting my kids play video games” rant was almost four fucking years ago now.

>>717450413
you should screenshot your phone again

>>717450883
You should continue to seethe over being a brown skinned mutt.

no uploads today?

>>717446640
yikes

>>717451239
Stop noticing, masturbator scum!

>>717451104
how many devices did you have to switch between to make that reply? screenshot to let us all know.

>>717441729 (OP)
Theres evidence of this game being canned but these threads just end up being stealth oney threads

>>717446640
He's not wrong. Most medicines don't perform any better than placebo (50/50)

>>717451531
I dont think there is ever any stealth behind it.

>>717451531
>Theres evidence
post it then

>>717446796
why arent you sperging out about albinomoose?

>>717451585
Prolly ricepirate posting since he begs for photos of veronicaandjelly in these threads.

>>717446640
How do we gaslight him back into his debilitating back pain?

>>717446640
Reminder that "back pain" is just opioid addiction. Good that he's off of it even if it's through woo woo though.

>>717451239
I miss seeing the poster count. Kept schizos inline.

>>717451720
https://x.com/albinomoosellc/status/1767690652479861190?s=46
The contracted devs’ contract ended in October 2023

>>717451886
Lol holy fuck i haven't thought about that name in a million years.

So uh yeah that's your answer, i never cared about albino moose and couldn't tell you for a second what he's done. I can't even remember anything he did or made online.

>>717446640
>Oney was mentally ill the entire time

>>717452113
>what he did or made
It was the team making Bowlbo which was the thing you were sperging about you absolute fucking retard >>717452089

>>717446640
>Sarno
That nutjob?

>>717446640
>hs severe back pain for seven years
>went to multiple doctors and had multiple surgeries and nothing fixed it
>pick up some random self help book
>"just don't think about it bro lol"
>it fucking works
what the fuck

>>717452284
I'm retarded, i thought you were talking about some youtuber or something. Shows how much of a nothing burger this project was from the start where i couldn't even tell you who or what albino moose was

>>717451996

Figured it was LScuck

>>717446640
Paid sponsorship?

>>717452575
>pretends to have back pain for several years just to shill a 33 year old book
Damn guerilla marketing is crazy these days

>>717446640
>retarded potatonigger made himself believe he had back pain for seven years

I LOVE BEING A TEENAGER IN 2006
NARUTO AMVs
SUCKING EMO DICK

>>717452180

Anybody could have told you that.

>>717444968
Try and find me an OneyPlays fan below age 18, anon

>>717452089
Oney was not making it? The fuck?

>>717453552
>nightmare creatures
Leave nightmare creatures alone. Let that exist as ps1 and DC kino.

>indvisible playthru
>chris and corey shitting on it stating how nightmare cops and bowlbo will be better

>>717441729 (OP)
>Donkey Kong Bananza.
>With Lyle and Niall.
It'll last 3 episodes before we get a "Complete Series".

>>717452445
I mean phantom limb syndrome is solved through something just as whacky.

>>717446640
Looks like hes been writing his own material for a new websplorers video

Does anybody remember which interview it was where Zach is coked out of his mind and keeps running to the bathroom for a whiff

>>717454207
I think they meant to say nightmare cops

>>717441729 (OP)
Right after Nightmare Cops

>>717446640
If it worked for him that's good but this really reads like he's trying to induct you into some cult.

>>717446640
>oneill slowly going insane
>cohosts all moving on
>tomar has a family and is a professional va
>hadel has a successful tv show on season 3
>gays been releasing games
>lyle writing for hazbin hotel
>phantomarcade making friday night funkin
>tom fulp put out new castle crashers dlc
>corey recording with his band
>uploads slowing down
>oneill convinced stress ghosts hurt his back
Its so over bros.

>>717455170
Don't forget.
>Niall got his Uni degree
Imagine fucking up so bad Niall is mogging you.

>>717455170
>gays been releasing game
come on now

>>717450647
back pain or schizo healing?

>>717446640
>"Get that damn book"

>>717451239
horribly written, terminally online, schizo tripe. only one thing can be gathered from this essay: The writer doesn't have his shit together lol

>>717455170
>professional va
he has nasally gruff voice and nasally old man voice
i hate anything he does

>>717455170
Chris should be a VA, not Tomar. That's his true talent, forget about music or 3D modelling.

>>717455305
It's not a complete lie. They made that Cartoon Network homage game and Dominoid, so it's at least something.

>>717455305
they have two games out now, anon.

Why are people (zoomers?) obsessed with these guys again

>>717455170
>lyle writing for hazbin hotel
oh so that explains why this show is so unfunny

>>717451239
What the fuck did I just read?

>>717455170
CORY WHEN DOES THE NEW TTR ALBUM COME OUT

>>717455445
Hes not going to ass himself to do anything

>>717455464
The hyper scat snake clone unironically had more effort put into it than those two.

>>717455170
Is this why eps are being plagued by adam and niall? Channel started sucking in 2024.

>>717446640
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE

i like how Adam died in a car crash and they had to replace him with Dave

>>717455872
Adam hasn't been on in ages. Seems like Chris was riding on all the Cory+Dave footage he recorded and now is reduced to Lyle+Niall stuff.

>>717455597
unsupervised internet access during the 2000s

>>717455872
>those dont count
you said they didnt make games and now you are saying they effortlessly make them?

>>717446640

OneyNG aiming for his second time being in a cringe compilation.

>>717455872
>hyper scat snake clone
Wha?

>>717455965
Oh shit, Chris played the trope straight

My little Maxy is a toe sucking faggot

>>717446640
>This is coming from the same self-loathing redditor that said girl believing in crystals and astrology were crazy
Chris is constantly projecting good lord.

>>717446640
can you imagine what this sorry shitbag would have to say to anyone else spouting this?
this miserable fag was dunking on literally 10 year olds doing dances from fortnite, now he's posting like a mentally ill single aunt with magic crystals

>>717456475
Old sleepycast eps should have told you how all he does is project and blame others for stupid shit he does. You notice it the more you listen to him talk.

>>717456391
>F**K YOU, F****T!

>>717446640
Sharing your schizo thoughts is one thing but its another actually demanding people to buy into it

>>717456603
>"LPs are cringe"
>Becomes a LPer
>"Gooning is cringe"
>Porn addicted as fuck
>"Crystals are cringe"
>Believes in the divorced middle aged man version of magical crystals

>>717456475
>>717456504
he was recommended a book, read it and it fixed his back pain you stupid faggot. go ahead and trust the science like a good goy if that's more your speed and have the money to spare

>>717455249
Trying to atone for murdering that homeless person
>>717455305
They have more games out than oney
>>717455385
He has been working in voice acting for a decade
>>717455597
Grew up alongside it

>>717456772
>People driving cars are gay as fuck
>I want to hit cyclists with my car
He's right but he's always been like this

>>717456775
>like a good goy
>"BUY THE BOOK RIGHT NOW"
only seeing one shill and its the retarded irish schizophrenic

I really do wonder when oneyplays fans will move on. Even game grumps fans had an easier time moving on. Somehow oney attracted a fanbase that seems not only incapable of maturing mentally, but actively fight against it. How long has it been since any of these people actually made something you liked? You don't owe them a lifetime of loyalty because you laughed at a stupid scream in a video over a decade ago.

>>717456775
Medicine is cringe, you should read the esoteric dwarven glyphs embedded into my book that'll fix your male pattern baldness and make you grow a vagina! Only 30 dollars on Amazon.

>>717456772
>do not move out to los angeles
what did they all mean by this?

>>717456993
The difference is that they'll still upload a funny video every now and then. Game Grumps stopped being funny, period.

>>717456993
Newgrounds faggots are a specific breed

>>717456952
>>717456996
>meet tons of doctors for 7 years
>nothing works
>read some books for the lols
>it works
>"HOW DARE HE TALK ABOUT WHAT FIXED HIS BACK PROBLEMS"
cattle the lot of you

>>717456775
>oney simps are now mindbreaking themselves into defending magic crystal healing because nothing matters more to them than protecting their eceleb "friend"
don't forget to reject that life saving blood transfusion to pwn the jews and those anons who were mean to chris

>>717457129
cory screaming over everyone isnt funny anon. the channel is pure autism at this point.