Thread 717446092

How does it go?

last vidya character i played was killdozer in brigador

>>717446092 (OP)
>V from cyberpunk
Just use a charged shot from a tech weapon and it punches through the armor, or flip the thing with gorilla arms, ez

>raider from nightreign

WRAAHAHHHHHHGHGHHGHGHHUGHGHGUHUHUHUHUHG

>DK
Friendship is had.

Bioshock 2, Big Daddy would in fact help him.

stopping?

>>717446092 (OP)
>Magneto in Marvels Rivals
Heh, lucky me

>>717446092 (OP)
>Dungeon Keeper
I slap him a few times until he dies or cast a lightning spell on him.

>>717446092 (OP)
>plants vs zombies
If there is a problem, throw melons and fire missiles until no more problem

But realistically he'd just get an idea on how to make his own but better.

>stopping
Why would i want to do that?
Let's give the lad a hand

>do nothing
>win
literally any character

>>717446092 (OP)
>Gordon Freeman
He beat the US Military, an advanced alien being who could make tears in reality with its mind plus its army, and then went on to cause an uprising against an alien empire that beat the worlds militaries combined 20 years earlier.
The guy driving that thing is fucked.

>>717450503
Based Mr Slam enjoyer

>>717446092 (OP)
For once, my guy wins no problem

>Necron lord with maxed out wargear from DoW: Dark Crusade's campaign
He'd peel it open in a few seconds

>>717446092 (OP)
>uma musume
... 3/4 of them won't have the brain cells to even comprehend the situation.
Remaining 1/4 will try to kick it and fuck up their legs.
Then Gold Ship will pop out and declare the dozer to be a divine enjoy and that it's the sign to go eat carrots - and they all leave.

>>717446092 (OP)
Piece of cake. Hope he has a scik boss theme at least.

>>717446092 (OP)
>John Starsector
Tactical saturation bombardment from orbit. But I'd rather help him, my John Starsector hates the Hegemony so there is that.

>>717446092 (OP)
>stopping
Why contain it?

>>717447103
You are not a big daddy in that game, aren't you female?

>>717446092 (OP)
>Jason from Blaster Master Zero
A legendary battle between two armored vehicles

>>717450921
Can you change names in Elite:Dangerous? I really want to rename my dude John EliteDangerous now

>>717446092 (OP)
>fallout 3 protag

Thematically consistent so an easy victory

>>717446092 (OP)
>The last vidya character you played as is tasked with stopping the Killdozer
pretty good

theres literally no fucking way

>>717450997
You might be thinking of the "big sisters" that first appeared in bioshock 2. But the player character is a big daddy.

>>717451845
You're right

>>717446092 (OP)
>Faith/Strength heavy weapons dark souls build
It's either a long drawn between two heavily armor maniacs or the fight ends after the first sunlight spear fries the internals.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Book of Hours librarian
They petition the hours with a history where the Carapice Cross awakens within humanity and thus Marvin Heemayer gets to transform into the beutiful flying bugman he always wanted to be, avoiding the incident entirely

>>717446092 (OP)
>Dyson Sphere Program
Pretty good I guess? Do I get prep time to research cannons?
Also: Killdozer guy is seen as some anti-government hero who stood up to an unjust, overly beurocratic system fucking over the common man, when in reality he was a fucking nutjob who instead of installing a septic tank or connecting to a sewer burried a fucking cement mixer behind his muffler shop, and once that thing was full of shit'n piss, he pumped it into a local irregation creek, polluting the local ground water, which he got in trouble for.
And instead of going: "Hey, yeah, maybe they have a point and I shouldn't dump waste into the local irrigation creek" he spend all his money and fucking 18 months of his life building this fucking Killdozer.
18 fucking months. Over a whole year this guy was so fucking malding over getting in trouble for some illegal dumbshit he did, that he just kept building this fucking thing. Can you imagine how retarded you have to be to be THIS mad for a fucking year and a half over something you fucked up in the first place? Probably spend $150k on that project, when installing a septic tank would have cost him, what? $5k? -minus tax writeoffs because it's a buisness expense?

>>717446092 (OP)
>Parker and Romanov, you are tasked with putting a stop to this tardrage once and for all
>Bannon you fucking retard get the fuck back in your position
>Malashenko has taking the man's family to an execution ground, see that those civilians don't fet filled with lead

I'm helping him destroy the "enemy base"

>>717451172
I never played Elite Dangerous I wouldn't know.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Player in Voices of the Void
He deals with it the same way I deal with all the problems in this game. Ignore it until he kills himself

>>717446092 (OP)
>>717450870
What would his boss theme be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjWyvuDNOcU

>>717446092 (OP)
>Turok (N64)
Fine. Pretty similar to the HMMWV boss

>>717453891
https://youtu.be/wEERFBI9eCg

>>717453891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwojZu7aVVg

>>717446092 (OP)
Stopping? The player character would join in on the rampage and prevent the Killdozer from killing himself because it's the right thing to do.

Why? He did nothing wrong

>>717446092 (OP)
Kris Deltarune ends up joining him

>>717446207
Based mech(?) enjoyer.

>>717446092 (OP)
The last and current character I am still playing (in series) is Dante from DMC. So it goes pretty well I guess.
Dante has super powers, I think.

>>717446092 (OP)
avalanche would've agreed he was right and helped him continue his valiant quest across the US

>>717454728
>I think.
he gets stabbed through the heart 5 minutes in to his first game and shrugs it off
the fuck you mean you *think*

>>717446092 (OP)
>Guan Yu
As a character, he could probably cleave it in two, no problem.
As a potentially real person, he flat now.

>>717446092 (OP)
It will go extremely bad for everyone in town, in every ways possible.

>>717446092 (OP)
>just finished a game of Dota as Mireska (and lost)
Could go either way really.
>brambles won't do shit to a bulldozer unless they jam the treads or something
>can become immune to gunfire
>can incapacitate the driver temporarily through the vehicle
It's all up to if magic bolts can pen composite armor.

>>717446092 (OP)
>faggots over the internet will now go out of their way to tell you the dude wasn't actually based at the mere mention of the killdozer
People are fucking gay. Killdozer will forever be based.

Luis Fernando Lopez has a chance

>>717446207
Based Phil Bromlin enjoyer

>>717446092 (OP)
Killdozer actually seems like something you would see in the MGS universe, venom would just buy time until the dozer runs out of coolant and overheats itself and then there's 20 minute cutscene that follows about how society is responsible for creating people like marv and whether or not people like him are in the right because they represent the cognitive dissonance of the general population. Kojima then comes out says "in the end I guess we really were METAL GEAR SOLID: THE PHANTOM PAIN" the cast comes out surrounding and applauding venom as the credits begin to roll.

>>717453891
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

The last game I played was Mechanicus, so the tech priest would just explode it with plasma weapons or some shit. Or slice through it with a power axe.
Or maybe just take over the machine spirit of the killdozer remotely.
Regardless, killdozer is fucked.

.

FEAR MAGNETO

>>717456931
Would it be worshipped for being old earth tech despite being simple or scrapped?

>>717446092 (OP)
>Lulu (League of Legends)
The entire town is getting leveled.

>>717457815
It would be considered a relic from a better time. The Orks would see it as an avatar of war in some circles right down to the concrete and bog ablative.

>>717453891
>Not a single mention of Blast Corps
I'm surrounded by spermathozoids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pDetSDxj1Q

>>717446092 (OP)
>my farmer in Stardew Valley
He plugs the exhaust with a potato

>>717457979
It does look pretty close to a Kill Tank.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Courier
Not sure if
>use AMR and AP .50 cal rounds
>use AMR and explosive .50 cal rounds
>missile launcher
>grenade machinegun
>tesla cannon
>turn it into a swiss cheese with a minigun and AP rounds
>sick some deathclaws on it
>sick some securitrons on it
>blow it up with explosives of any kind
>beat it to death with zap glove
>beat it to death with a super sledge
>[robotics expert] disable it
>hijack it
So many damn options...

>>717446092 (OP)
>Claude
Just a typical Tuesday. Hell, he might just keep the Killdozer for himself and create a bigger rampage later on.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Lalah Sune with the Qubeley mk2
dude is getting blasted in the face by a funnel. one shot would be more than enough

>>717450921
>>717450921
>my John Starsector hates the Hegemony
My nigga, selling heavy weapons and marines on black marker of their newly conquered worlds to fuel rebellion is my favorite pass time, alongside with stealing of Chicomoztoc's pristine nanoforge.

>>717446092 (OP)
>How does it go?
To the last breath

>>717446092 (OP)
>Miles Morales
Yeah even shit-spider man can probably deal with that.

>>717446092 (OP)
It baffles me that this incident proves the whole "Nothing to lose = most dangerous" thing to actually be valid instead of another reddit phrase like "fury of a gentle man"
Fucker was genuinely unstoppable by the guard and only died because he decided to.

Reminder that the killdozer guy was actually just a retard who thinks everybody else not accommodating him fucking up all the time is what constitutes everybody fucking him over.

>>717460537
As much as people want to pretend, LEO and military are woefully unprepared for a lot of situations that require actual men on the ground.

The LAPD was once held down and completely powerless because two guys had AK's and body armor, and their peashooters were worthless.

>>717460587
>who thinks everybody else not accommodating him fucking up all the time is what constitutes everybody fucking him over.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Splatoon3
surely ink will slow it down?
Otherwise ink nukes or armor piercing sound waves should do it.
>implying we'd want to stop him anyhow
No.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Space Marine 2 as a Death Company marine
most likely he would get on top and start chainsawing his way thru thinking Horus is there

>>717453891
https://youtu.be/m1wAnVkC1_c

>Deadlift from Redline Crooks
I just throw cars at the dozer until it explodes

i am now watching videos from a guy who remade the killdozer
fuck you /v/ i want my afternoon back

>>717453891
https://youtu.be/kWZVKU5imx0

>>717446092 (OP)
He leaves the Killdozer to his rampage because the last character I played as was a good guy

>>717446092 (OP)
>Lo Wang (the 90s version)
nuke it

>>717446092 (OP)
>Parasite Eve 2 / Aya Brea
Well, she could launch some magic/firepower

>>717446092 (OP)
>fire waves you to deaf
ty

>>717446092 (OP)
Easily

>>717446092 (OP)
I was playing Katamari Damacy again in anticipation of the new one so it depends on how much shit the Prince got rolled.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Azur lane
A shot or two from a 130mm gun should do it.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Raven, Armored Core 6
Single Earshot should do it.

>>717460587
Good goy

>>717446092 (OP)
ez pz

>>717458857
More like
>grx implant level 2
>superheated saturnite fist

Halo 3 from the MCC collection. Yeah, Master Chief wouldn't have any issue stopping the Killdozer.

>>717446092 (OP)
Fatih Connors runs away and doesn't do anything to help.

Time to make friends with the Killdozer.
Marvin Heemeyer did nothing wrong, RIP

what's the actual story of this
what happened to the guy

>>717446092 (OP)
any of the Snake's have dealt with stupid shit like this before, so it goes pretty good for them.

>>717470043
Secret knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvl_7_Up7zU

>>717453891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBFqTU6fgBs

just took a shit and played a match...

>>717452576
Yeah, he's a lot less cool when you learn why he did it.
Maybe someday someone will killdoze for a good cause

>>717452576
it's sad, nobody does supervillainy for a good reason anymore

>>717446092 (OP)
>Spees MEHREEN
Killdozers fucked.

>>717446092 (OP)
>pray melee
>win
Nothing personnel incel

Stop...?
What if you join him

>>717471407
Literally just
>I shook hands on 250k deal
>I reneged on it and now want 350k
>j/k, I want 450k, oh, what? no deal? haha, suckers, you'll be back...
>WHAT!? NO YOU CAN'T BUY OTHER LAND FOR A NORMAL PRICE!
>THESE GUYS FUCKED ME OVER BY NOT GIVING ME 10X MORE THAN I PAID FOR THE LAND EVEN THOUGH I KEPT NOT AGREEING TO IT!
>REEEEEEEEEEE

Dead eye some dynamite arrows up his ass

>Feels like nobody wants killdozers around no more

Believe it or not, Killdozer is one of the inciting incidents that started America on the track it's on now.

>>717446092 (OP)
He can do it

>>717446092 (OP)
>Warframe
>Gauss Prime
Kinetic Plating facetanks, Redline -> Heat Sunder -> Heat Sunder -> Cold Sunder and it's done.
I mean, if you count the character I'm playing as as the Drifter, then Transference makes it trivial, too.

>>717452576
I always thought the killdozer thing was because of eminent domain
Fucking wild

>>717468313
Based and bulldozepilled. Heemeyer literally engineered a final boss fight for the city council. If it happened in an anime, you'd say it's over the top. God-tier anti-hero arc, but yeah, shame it was over petty zoning beef. Still, the man poured cement into the lawbooks-mad respect on raw execution alone.

>>717472601
It's a bulldozer not a steamroller

Jumpman + Mega Rush + Power Bounce should just about do it. Maybe give him a Power Punch or use Power Lift beforehand just to be safe. Either way, Killdozer ain't breaking the Superguard.

>>717446092 (OP)
Any recent unit from Valkyrie Connect is going to solo the killdozer. And because of power creep, they'd be able to take out the local police and national guard too.

>>717446627
Great now he's trapped in the block, thanks.

>>717446092 (OP)
>CataclysmBN
they have their own killdozer and they team up

>minecraft steve creative mode
in the bedrock box you go

>>717446092 (OP)
Tarkov Main
I'm dead

>>717446092 (OP)
>phoenix wright
If the court record has anything about killdozer I can lawyer my way out but otherwise I'm dead.

>>717455992
You sound stupid

>>717446092 (OP)
Been playing mgsv this past month, I think venom’s got it.

>>717446092 (OP)
easy

>>717472267
I do not understand what ever it is you mean by this, what?

>>717473979
This was one of the things that really solidified the mindset of a bunch of impressionable people who would soon be taken in by the Tea Party group of the republican party, the remnants of which of have become essentially the mainstream republican part who believe in a pure libertarian fantasy world. There was a lot of this in the 2000's that later demonstrated to be lies and misinterpretations, but it stays in the public zeitgeist forever regardless of whether or not it's true.

>>717446092 (OP)
Gunner from DRG

>>717446092 (OP)
>Frame unit from Doll's Nest
Yeah, she's fine. I doubt the killdozer would be very resistant to missiles.

>>717446092 (OP)
>DRG Driller
worse

>>717446092 (OP)
Easy.

>>717446092 (OP)
factorio guy so he'd probably just help him

>>717446092 (OP)
pretty well

>>717453891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgv_KsBdirI

>>717446092 (OP)
>Nioh 2
Time to hit the Sanmyo Storm button.

>If rhythm games count
Miku can technically be whatever you want so she can just destroy it out of sheer anime logic
>If rthythm games don't count
Sora's got this in the bag especially if he spams whomperstomp which grants him i-frames for the entire duration

>>717446092 (OP)
>V from Cyberpunk
I have a cool tech wizard build.
Self Destruct the Killdoze then dodge to the side and throw a knife in slow-mo at the guy's forehead.
Nothing personnel.

>>717446092 (OP)
this is the last unit I moved in my coh3 game

best we can do is 30% of his HP and a debuff that slows him down by 50% unless he gets out to repair it
>killdozer would canonically have Emergency Repairs so he could even just stay inside

worst we can do is for him to not hit the mine and watch as he killdozes Rommel's entire HQ

>>717479015
My V would simply punch it to death with gorilla arms and no brain cells.

>blooms Ltd 6
True Sun God would obliterate.
But now that I think of it a tower defense game with killdozer, arabs flying planes, and school shooters would be interesting.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Dark Arisen
I'll just Seisim this, or choke their gears with my pawns

>>717446207
As for the OP:
The last game I played was gradius 3 so probably not a problem.

>>717446092 (OP)
She's fought bigger and badder enemies with ease.

>>717446092 (OP)
>The girl from Secret Flasher Manaka
She'd just piss herself and run away from getting caught exposing her completely naked body and massive tits.

>>717446092 (OP)
>was last playing heavily modded cyberpunk
>specifically going full cyberpsycho with so much chrome that even if I added more slots there is nothing left to slot

Gonna pick the secret option to help the man rage against the world.
They are gonna need to redraw the maps of Granby, Colorado.
Mop up the old police force and the national guard that would have been sent in.
>realize its 2004
shit, was /k/ around?
20 levels in tech means my character would basically become a god to that board.
He would definitely put together a course of tutorials on kommando fun.

>bulwark in space marine 2
He could mount it safely and peel away the layers of steel to remove him if so necessary

>>717473162
what made you think i wanted to "stop" him?

>>717446092 (OP)
>Guy from peak
I think he might be able to get on top of the situation

>>717474475
I forget you redditroons come here from time to time. That commie bitch and the drooling demented old coot she controlled like a puppet lost for a reason. Anyone else and you might've had a chance to win.

>>717474475
>this is what got us to BLUMPF, EVIL ORANGE MAN
and that's a good thing!
now these "israelis" need to be systemically removed from the party and we're golden

also killdozer did fuck all, you retards killed yourselves, we even fucking warned you and you ignored us

>>717482032
The further right you are in the US the more likely you are to support Israel right now. By like a 3 to 1 margin. If you're a voter that is. If you're a politician it's basically the same support across the board, with a couple of republican congresspeople speaking out, but only a tiny amount.

>>717446092 (OP)
>stopping
Tell me why i should.

>>717482420
>The further right you are in the US the more likely you are to support Israel right now
>By like a 3 to 1 margin. If you're a voter that is.
yeah that's real interesting anon, im sure the surveys asking "PLEASE GIVE US YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS, DO YOU SUPPORT THE JEWS?!?!" are accurately capturing the true trends
look at blumpfs approval ratings among young white men and ask why its declining, that's all you need to know>>717482420
>it's basically the same support across the board, with a couple of republican congresspeople speaking out, but only a tiny amount.
always has been until the brainwashed boomers die out and we excise the jd vance mossad cucksuckers of the party out forever

>now these "israelis" need to be systemically removed from the party and we're golden
That would also require removing the leaders you claim to love lmao

>>717482668
correct

>>717446092 (OP)
>Boss Saints Row 2
He carjacks the killdozer and plays the Kill Dozing minigame to farm respect points and earn an unlockable character upgrade.

>>717482668
>haha you can't just purge your leaders to have stronger ideological coherency!
Braunhemden, ernst rohm
the entirety of stalin's rise to power
romans
greeks
etc. etc. etc.
learn from history anon...

>>717446092 (OP)
I am Fane from DOS2. Killdozer loses.

Killdozer is based, fuck the government. They're lucky Marvin was generous enough to limit his rampage to material goods and didn't hurt anyone. A true American hero

>>717446092 (OP)
do we like the modern killdozer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC0FeM9wFsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9iSEIiSBM

>>717483793
gay cosplay.

>>717446092 (OP)
He would find a way to Macgyver it

>>717446207
>>717446092 (OP)
Based. I just tried a Close Casket Special with my favorite mech.

>>717484325
Yes he will

>>717446092 (OP)
So was he really a man at his breaking point striking back against the corrupt local government or was he just a paranoid schizophrenic? Because I read into the story and nothing most people say seems remotely true.

>>717446092 (OP)
>tasked with stopping the Killdozer
Honestly they should add the Killdozer into 7DaysToDie. It would be pretty badass.

lmao

2easy

>>717485171
>corrupt local government
they told him to stop shitting in a ditch like a jeet and put in a sewer main or septic tank and he chimped the fuck out. Fuck this faggot.

>>717485256
That would be uncharacteristically based for the unfun chumps.

>>717472601
the only worthwhile jojo game you have is HFTF and no one plays that anymore, and even less people play Namco's low quality shit.

>>717446092 (OP)
>Either talks to him or slashes it to bits

>>717485456
Exactly. Even his business neighbor was like "hey man, I'll let you connect to MY sewer main totally for free." and the retard threw a hissy fit and said it'd be too expensive and time consuming. Then after he died and his property was absorbed by the neighbor business, they connected the sewer line within an afternoon for like $200.

>>717451443
>Jobberdramon