Thread 717456749

UCATCO?

No, sausage

Stop screwing around.

Have some onions food

meow. that's terror.

Tell me about Meowjestic 12

I think the government made the toxoplasmosis parasite on purpose to get rid of population growth

za ruminous path is crosed to nyairos

>>717458461
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

when the meower drops, go in, and go in, and go in like the US meowshal and his three daughters. get pills against meow orders. get meowing.

Maybe mew should get a job.

>>717456749 (OP)
chat????? real?????

>>717459089
Yeah. Number one: That's terror
Number two: That's terror

>>717456749 (OP)
I like this thread.

>>717458461
So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's catnip shipment

I know your UNATCO killphrase: Laputan meowchine.

>>717463047
snackage

>>717456749 (OP)
>get laster sight mod for gun
>chase it around the map

>>717456749 (OP)
Meowanderly isn't going to like this.

When meow process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror.

You canines may have pupper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Except I have a mewer version of the firmnyare.

In 1900, 90% of cats lived outdoors; now it's about 2%... It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals.

Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems.

Please stay out of the women's litterbox

We are 100% BLACK

That's terror.

>>717464486
Mewtwo

You can't take me, JC. I've seen your specs.

the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

>>717465581
WHY CRUNCHAIN IT?

>>717463162
I AM NYAT A MEOWCHIN-

I SPILL MY DRINK

>>717465581
me catnapping my khajit waifu for an all night mating press session

My vision is augmented.

old men, running the world

>>717466458
>fucking fearless when facing down a danger tube
>but if I turn on the vacuum he's fucking cowering in fear

I'm not big into books.

why are you locked in the litterbox

>>717469818
heh'd

>>717465581
What a shame

>>717469067
even cats know One Piece is trash

You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF catsualties.

I have cattamination and toxo in my brain.

catputan machine

gimme the gep gun

Go in and go in and go in like the US marshall and his 3 kittens and we lose the vaccine

these old pre-millennial buildings are riddled with ventilation shafts and maintenance tunnels

>>717467685
>you mutts may have selective breeding to reroute your fear of pain, but i got nerves of steal

It gave me skim, I wanted full-fat.

>>717464140
Why is the cat so zesty

>>717456749 (OP)
No, Nyavage

>>717475541
Valve testers

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-meowing algorithms.

>How are the drinks here?
Great if you like cat piss.

>>717475693
Were you programmed to invent riddles?

Greetings.

You've got a funny way of meowing...Pierre

>>717475883
I adopted a senior cat that looks exactly like this. Half black face and everything.

>In 900BC 90% of cats lived outdoors; now it's about 2%
>It's called domestication; strengthen housecats and weaken streetcats
>with catnip this can be done imperceptibly over time

>>717456749 (OP)
I vanted ovange.

>>717469067
I don't understand why people let their cats be so destructive this almost never happens with mine, why not just tell them "no"?

>>717476023
kek

>>717476024
>I know your Unatco kill-phrase... KNIFE

>>717475883
>We're 50% black

>>717476040
the overwhelming majority of people get pets as a free dispenser for abject affection and never, ever bother training them after potty training

>>717476023
Based.

>>717475883
I think the black kittens didn't show up for work at all... pretty suspicious

>>717476157
like you don't even have to be mean to them at all, they'll understand, it's just the most lazy horseshit ever and I see it constantly

>>717476023
Why don't you try getting a job?

>>717476225
OH MY GOD JC

>>717476398
IT'S SO SPACIOUS HOLD ON
>GET OUTTA THERE!

Paul! UNATCO hurt my weenie

Tfw a 25 year old jank game still has the most quotable one liners in gaming. AAA writing is now all just stupid snarky marvel-tier quips

I know the COMMANDER, because he is my pal. Don't think you know something about the COMMANDER

>go to someone's house
>meet cat I've never seen before
>they sniff me
>a minute later they're jumping on my lap or rubbing themselves against my leg or something demanding to be petted

Why does this happen every time?

>>717478681
The smell the toxoplasma in you, faggot

>>717478681
It happens like 70% of the time with me the other 30% they hide the entire time.

>>717478727
Cats aren't the primary vector for toxoplasmosis in humans dumb nigger.

>>717473850
is this real!?

Oh my God! JC, a Bombay!

>>717470837
>shadow of the colossus

>>717466210
heh

>>717470837
Dog bros… it’s over…

>>717473850
What the fuck?! Real?!

>>717475883
Two face

>>717478681
I've heard cats like people who mind their business

>>717476330
Okay, where?

Ever hear of the Illuminyati?

>>717458461
You’re going home alright. In a cat carrier

>>717456749 (OP)
Only one thing can happen when zey mess with my rusty metal skull gun!

>>717485379
>MEOWWWWWRRGHHH-AAA-AARRRH!

>>717456749 (OP)
Cabbage.

>>717487418
P-Petco?

>>717485379
I know your ucatco kill-phrase

lakitten machine

>>717487552
No, cabbage.

Your appointment with FELINE should be finalized within the week, i've already discussed the matter with the catator.

A DOG gun is the most silent way to eliminate Meownderley

best thread on /v/ in years

Stick with your claws! Claw with your claws! Just in case though, we have fleas

Take CATNIP against my orders! Get going!

I've seen it since I was a kitten, the plotting and scheming of humans to make Meowrope into one empty room with no separate toys, things to climb on, or things to climb in.

The feline being tamed human civilization not because of a willingness but because of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of pampering and petting.

>>717474976
WHAT THE FUCK?! This can't be real.

Paul!
Vetco hurt my weenie.

>>717464323
Merge with AI to rule the world? Is this some kind of Deus Ex?

Get out! I got a bomb!

>>717456749 (OP)
You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NyaSF catsualties.

>>717475883
I thought he hated Khajits.

Why are cat owners obsessed with their cats and their entire personality is about their pets? It's like worshipping false idols.

>>717458461
/fit/ once posted about the study that toxo makes your test increase and makes you more promiscuous.

>>717456749 (OP)
umadco

>>717483381
Meowjestic 12

>>717495129
Maybe you should join Meowjestic 12... in a cat carrier.

>>717491416
and /pol/ said toxoplasmosis makes you gay

>>717495641
Maybe too high test makes you bisexual.

>>717456749 (OP)
No. Savage.

>>717474976
how would you actually go about this if he gets stuck
open the door and you'll kill him

>>717495746
he can't get stuck. the largest part of a cat is the head. they stick their head in things to test if they could fit through. the cat in the video was struggling mostly because the floor is slippery.

>>717495583
I'm only gonna warn you one more time Nyenton, stay out of the ladies litter-tray

You can relax JC, I told the dogs to sit down... That's right, I'm woofing for the SNIFS

What a shame, he was a good cat. *smacks lips*
What a rotten way to die.

Who's dinner now?

>>717497552
Wtf he just dropped like when the police headshot a perp.

Glad the cat is okay though :3

>>717497552
>eat shit nigger HIYA

>>717456749 (OP)
URATCO?

>>717498365
You can see its back is broken.

>>717491276
>people liking their pets is like false religion
you have brainrot, sorry

Pulitissima

>>717465581
is this the power of allah?

>>>/wsg/5913349
When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

>>>/wsg/5927637
Hold on, I gotta drop something. Heh-heh...

>>717487790
>I've already dicatussed the catter with the catator

>>717465581
why cat-tain it ?

>>717476204
I love 100% black cats.

>>717456749 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>717470837
>hanging the stupid dog

>>717456749 (OP)
No, savage.

Shame about your brother Pawl.
We had to activate his UCATCO meow-mix.

>>717503897
Nice work anon

9oh look the same fucking thread and the same fucking replies

>>717499182
>trusting someone or something to a person with tattoos

grim as fuck

I enjoyed this thread so far. I'm going to play deus ex again.

>>717507994
let me kill your hopes and dreams of playing video games
>sewer level

>>717503897
I love it