He is back! Our Emperor has revived! We are saved!
>>717459875 (OP)Blessed be the Omnissiah!
Imagine managing to stand up to eldritch horrors only to retire and immediately have everything you built devolve into retardation of the highest degree that makes Orks look civilized by comparison
We can definitely win this war.
>>717459875 (OP)he cant revive, he told his own kids to cripple and put him back in the throne if he ever leaves it
>>717460450Can't imagine they would be able to do much about it if he ever somehow respawns to be fair.
>>717459875 (OP)It is a weakness of man to have thought any less of our Emperor
Warhammer Imperium stuff is very dumb
.
>He is back! Our Emperor has revived! We are saved!
>>717459875 (OP)Tyranyd's snack, is back you mean. Either Big E find a way to deal with nids or else. Make Emperium of Man great again.
>>717460987I thought the Necrons were going to do that for them?
>>717460987I wish to see a picture of the Emperor's ass getting eaten out by one of the big tongue parasites.
>>717460963op, your response?
>>717459875 (OP)gork > mork > all other gods
>>717461108Fuck no, Big Smurf will find a way deal with nids then.
>>717459875 (OP)>you finally did make itโฆ I have been waiting for you, youโฆ -throne-bound, angry, incre-he-hedibly hypocritical man>im going to feel right at home
>>717461145>op, your response?
I have never cared about space marines.
I have never played space marines.
I have never willingly read space marine lore.
No toilet seat special boys will ever sully my hands.
i for one genuinely hope that they do something with the emperor's lore and ruin EVERYONE's good time
>>717462043Theyโre not all Smurfs.
>>717461213>mork > gork > all other godsFTFY
>>717460450This is how he puls 1000 best psychers to be in the same room with him. He will then procede to eat their souls and he will be partialy reborn
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>>717459875 (OP)>terminus decree gets revealed as a lackluster and unrealistic scenario and retcons some more stuff
>>717462520he has been eating 1000 psykers every day for 10000 years, why would 1000 GKs be different from that
>>717462653Because of SoS period blood aquila tattoos.
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>>717460450it literally feels like a move made this guy
>biggest threat to you is still alive but it bound to a chair>come up with a way to make sure it stays that wayat this point GW is like a demon prince of tzeentch
>>717462286I wouldn't know. I don't care enough to know.
>>717459875 (OP)>*comes back to life*>*gets shot by the Grey Knights*
>>717463125>Emperor wakes up>Astronomican immediately collapses>humanity is doomed as they lose the means to travel in the warp
fuck corpse emperor and fuck his mutant manchild space marine armies
>>717463346It is only the means the reliably travel the warp at speed. Warp travel without the astronomicon is still very possible and often a necessity in certain areas.
>I made you fuckers to be the peak of all humanity, why the fuck are you struggling this much with father gascoigne? heโs not even that hard, what build are you using
>build, my lord?
>*starts swearing in PIE language*
>*in sign language* (i canโt believe they still havenโt ported this to cogitators)
>>717463346Why even bother with warp travel? Couldn't Big E, super genius he is, reverse engineer necron tech to use their FTL? Or what about the webway? It seems like being forced to use the warp to travel is a millennia old chaos plot for an easy way in.
how come nobody else get to have an emperor. Thats unfair. Orcs have no emperor.
>>717463346The Emperor at least used to be able to power the Astronomicon without having to be devoted to doing it. Can't recall if the mountain got fucked up during the Heresy but it used to be lit up while the Emperor was doing other stuff.
>>717463346oh no... it's the days of before the great crusade, again
surely the guy who did it once before doesn't have the strength to do it again.....
>>717459875 (OP)Get back on the chair, old man.
>>717463732whats their fucking problem?
>>717463623The webway was the plan. The Emperor spends all his time these holding the Imperial webway beneath the palace together after Magnus ripped a hole in it.
>>717463694The closest youโll get is Margaret Thatcher with the Orkz.
>>717459875 (OP)something happened?
>>717460450Nu-lore is just woke British fags who are Warhammer anti-fans and have never read any lore and just want to make sure the Emperor is no longer a mysterious magnanimous figure but an evil fascist that hates humanity.
>>717463784Theyโre still mad he didnโt like the baby carrier.
>>717463807a few weeks ago there was a new grey knights codex
it reveals the purpose of the Terminus Decree
>>717459875 (OP)>GW is pulling the plug on 40k by reviving the emperor >New Warhammer setting to replace 40k is in the works
>>717463938So the purpose of the terminus decree, the supposed last hope for humanity, is to keep emps on the chair?
>>717463346the astronomicon would still be powered by the god emperor while the mortal emperor goes around doing his thing
>>717464016So itโs going to be Age of Sigmar for 40k?
fuck the grey knights and all the grey knight wank
>emperor succumbs
>becomes chaos god
>its the fucking grey knights job to beat the fucking emperor, custodes, and sisters of silence
>once they somehow manage this they must return him to the throne
>oh wait the planet blew up the moment emps turned so there's not even a throne to return him to
>>717461213nah they are just a bunch of 2IQ green retards
Isn't the emperor going to be incredibly disappointed he has been revered as god when he kept telling everyone that blind faith gives chaos powers?
>>717464098I never really got the grey knights. So they're space marines that fight chaos. But don't all the chapters do that? And don't most space marine chapters also know about the CSM and by proxy demons?
>>717464095yes, /tg/ can't deny it anymore. 40k is too fascist for modern audiences, better replace it with something that is PG-13 rating.
>>717464062yea
it's supposedly tied to some bullshit of guilliman talking to Cawl's AI duplicate and saying something like "we shouldn't revive the emperor because the person who will stand up from that chair may not be the one who first sat down"
>>717463347Cope. You literally could not have done any better.
>>717462286Yes the note might be different, but the others are even more one note and worse.
>>717464280They're specialized to do it and they're all psykers
>>717464280not him but grey knights are even more powerful and use psychic shenanigans in everything including their weapons
>>717464280They are speshul Space Marines whose space organs are made out of Emperor DNA directly rather than Primarch DNA so they are all uncorruptible psykers.
desu I'd rather they were simply "repaired genome" Thousand Sons that the Emperor alluded to giving Magnus if he came home.
>>717464373Most of the factions are one note.
Eldar: Space Elves
Drukhari: Space Dark Elves
Necrons: Skeleton Robots
Tyranigs: Bugs from Starship Troopers
Orks: Orcs
>>717464315Well that's dumb. I thought it would have been way cooler like killing Big E to cause him to revive but sacrificing trillions in the process.
>the sisters of silence and custodes are all the Emperor's personal favorites that he loathes to ever leave Terra because it's hard to replace them
>they're content to sit around and do nothing for 10 millenia until Bobby tells them (on Dad's orders)
Can someone explain to me why the Emps trusted them so much when they're clearly paralyzed without the big man around
>>717464282the terminus decree is to make sure the emperor is forever sitting on the golden throne, as a way to prevent a "greater evil"
remember when it was said the terminus decree should only be read when humanity is on the brink of extinction? yeah that's basically retconed now
this also implies the grey knights are to go up against the 10000 custodes, sisters of silence, and the rest of terra's forces if push goes to shove
>>717464640Why would they do anything? They don't give a shit about the Imperium, it's not their problem. Their sole concern is keeping the Emperor alive. They venture out when something might fuck with that and then they come home.
>>717464583we all did, and with this nu-lore the starchild theory is kinda dead in the water now
chaos won
>>717464372at least i am not a mutant freak
>>717464651sorry, nothing ever happens;
>>717464651The grey knights are multiple writers' favorites, if they really need to achieve something, they will, even if it makes absolutely no sense.
>GW does something retarded
Must be a day with a 'y' in it.
>>717460292>Make yourself a superb, golden toilet when you need to take a fat shit>It somehow tears reality apart, linking it with the warp>Have to put your fat ass on it to serve as a lid>Now the light coming out of your asshole is used as a makeshift lighthouse by your followers>They also harvest your tears, shit and piss to make rejuvenating vials or anti-psyker grenades used by Culexus assassinsYeah, it's kind of a shit fate.
>>717461629Fyodor being a moron with a stick in his ass being the perfect body for the emperor is such a good twist
Man, I hate how TTS isn't canon
>>717465332I thought that was the ultramarines
I didn't know lore progressed in 40k desu
>>717459875 (OP)Did the Emperor die?
>>717466413It's mostly the players, ultramarines are the most sold chapter from what I remember, so they have to wank them up to please the playerbase.
>>717466413That's Matt Ward's favorite.
Gray Knights were written because if Matt wanted to play that game, other writers wanted to play that game.
Can't get be more plot armored than having the Emperor personally give you a secret command to maim him if he gets ressurected
>>717466631Everybody dies. But did the Emperor ever truly live?
>>717466619It didn't, everyone is still dealing with the Tyranid problem. But the Terminus Decree got revealed shows plans of revival
>>717464764How so? Starchild ressurects into the materium, Gray Knights beat the ever living shit out of him (because honestly, he's just a daemon but good). Then put him in the throne
>>717466619The only real big one was the destruction of cadiq, great rift, Bobby G's resurrection, and the introduction of the Primaris
>>717467037Lion is back and letting his wayward sons rejoin his not-legion too.
>>717467037>Ignoring the nothingburger that was the Indomitus Crusade
Better luck in W50k bros.
So only one living person knows about the Terminus Decree? How would you even convince the entire chapter to follow through with keeping God in a coma if the Emperor does wake up?
Wouldn't they just be seen as an heretical chapter if their secret was known?
>>717467140Is he actually confirmed to be back or just murder hoboing around in a fugue state
>>717467438He's back back. He even forgave a few heretics.
A dark angel challenged him for heresy and got executed on the spot.
Tragic really
>>717464315I fucking hate Cawl so much it's unreal. Nu-lore is a scourge.
I miss when the setting was a vast and deep sandbox that people got to be creative inside.
>>717460450>Retarded new lore made to shut everyone up about emperor coming backDumb and hamfisted. GW is run by smooth brains
>>717464651>imperium is on the brink of extinction>we shall read the terminus decree>if big E gets off that chair, break his knees. Signed malcador>well that doesn't help
>>717467793>admech were kinda cool if lacking in named characters>now cawl invented everything and there's noone but himStill mad someone went back to that story about the DAoT ship and scrawled "then cawl beat it because he's the best" in a footnote.
>>717467793How? It just proves the mechanicus are power mongers too
>>717467982Are you new to Warhammer or something?
So what you are saying is, Grey Knights are the Batman of 40k.
>It's almost expressly state that without the Astronomicon, Humanity is doomed to fall apart and be picked clean by Chaos
>Therefore the Emperor cannot get off the Golden Throne, or else the Astronomicon shuts off
>Furthermore, if the Emperor dies and is reborn, Humanity is super fucked since he'll become a Chaos God, and also the Astronomicon will turn off
>People are surprised when the explicit Daemon-resistant faction is the one charged with putting the Emperor back on the throne if he becomes the Daemon Emperor
>>717468705Night Lords are 40k Batmen, their homeworld was Space Gotham. Raven Guard if you insist on not having your Space Batman flaying people.
>>717463346The astronomicon is just navigators being able to see his soul in the warp. They used it during the great crusade and it doesn't matter if he's in a coma or awake.
>>717468838Because it sucks. People want the Leman Russ prophecy of one big final clash with chaos. Emperor + redeemed primarchs + all of humanity vs the literal forced of hell.
But then they reveal that the fucking Gray Nights have to pull a Horus and put the Emperor in a chair
>>717459875 (OP)Did Matt Ward write again?
>>717469112>People want the Leman Russ prophecyNo one ever wanted that.
Leman Russ is retarded, Space Wolves are retarded.
(You)'re retarded.
>>717469112You don't understand 40k.
>>717459875 (OP)QRD? something happen in the lore finally?
>>717467183it only became a nothingburger because they had to retcon the entire thing
>>717469468Not really. We knew that the Grey Knights had the Terminus Decree for ages. Now we know that it says that if the Emperor gets up, the Grey Knights are supposed to give him the business, that's all.
That they said that indicates something might happen, Chekov's gun and all, but who knows.
>>717468838>>Therefore the Emperor cannot get off the Golden Throne, or else the Astronomicon shuts offthats not true at all, how did the Emperor do warp travel then?
>>717469741Ignore that most of the statements about the setting are clearly Imperial/Emperor propaganda.
The writers currently seem to be committed to making them all true, even if it contradicts something else.
>>717469613the prophecy is about to happen
and his rest will finally be bestowed on him
>>717464315Wait a minute, couldn't this all basically be some bullshit? Sure, from Gray Knights perspective it makes sense that they need to keep him in the chair afraid that he'd give birth to a chaos god or whatever the fuck, but between all the other shit going on like the Star Child, the Custodes (including the fucking King in Yellow if shit is to believed) various risen Primarchs, the Custodian shit like Ynnead going on and far more, suggest that maybe there could be multiple ways of raising the Emp properly/healing/respawning him etc.. and if they don't fuck it up, he could be fine. It was always a risk, the idea that he could become a Chaos God, or all of his parts/psyche wouldn't rise (the Star Child and the winged entity that some people think is Sanguinis others think is part of Emp's goodness etc) so he'd be corrupted or incomplete..but yeah, one would think he could do it and if GW cops out that this is somehow the last word that is some major bullshit
>>717465807>They also harvest your tears, shit and piss to make rejuvenating vials or anti-psyker grenades used by Culexus assassinsLore me, please. Do they actually do this?
>>717467738Wait a minute. So all the secret Dark Angel shit at the upper levels about The Fallen is being resolved now?
So...we all know the bugs are gonna win, right?
>>717460498The terminus decree is basically a Status Quo instruction. The "nothing ever happens" edict.
>>717469805They are more likely to allow Big E to come back fully healed and lead the Imperium into a glorious golden future than they are to allow Dante to die.
>>717470285The nulore prophesy was that if Horus lost, all life in the galaxy would die.
And the loyalists did light up the bonfire that drew them in.
>>717459875 (OP)>We are saved!good job big man
the boyz are still winning this one
>>717470384Don't worry. I am sure they will Make the emp wave his hand and instakill the hivemind.
>>717470285orkz beat the bugs
nobody beats the orkz
orkboyz on top
>>717470475Didnt some guy pit the bugs and the orkz against each other, and the bugs won, even if it took a while?
>>717470548idk, probably
orkboyz figure it out in the end
the WAAAGH!!! remains undefeated
>Somehow GW managed to outretard Matt Ward
Fucking how?
>>717463872Did anybody like that thing?
>>717470593their logistics are pretty bad, i think the bugs can overwhelm them
>>717469741He could before Magnus fucked up the webway (and the throne) so for the rest of the heresy, Empa was stuck on terra
>>717470285most likely, unless the necrons create something like the Halo rings and wipes off all biomass in the galaxy
and will GW make it so that the tyranids can communicate just like they did with necrons? maybe
>>717464651What should it have been? If it was only to be read on the brink of extinction is it "kill the emperor and hope he comes back good"?
>>717470667GW apparently.
>>717470867>Kill emperor>terra explodes because lol grim dark40k lore is like gundam lore, it only exists to sell model kits.
>>717469917Search for "Tears of the Emperor" and "Psyk-Out grenades", they got slightly retconned into being respectively "Tears from the statues of the emperor" instead of tears from the emperor himself and the Psyk-Out were retconned into being made with the dust that forms from the emperor's body instead of the emperor's bodily fluids.
>>717470774Nids can communicate just fine, they just have no reason to beyond infiltration via gene stealer cults
>>717470867It could have been anything necessary for the actual brink of extinction that sounded prescient. Maybe it was some True Name of the Emperor or whatever that would call his soul home and cause him to rise fully, as that Enochia language or whatever the fuck is barely understood by anyone and perhaps it could have been something Emp and/or Malc sorted out long ago that was a big risky plan. It could be even something bigger, but making it something suggested to be read now and only
>Keep big man in chair is kind of a letdown IF they make that accurate. That was something long hypothesized to be an issue and any real solution should be more than just confirming the most boring thing happens when it isn;'t even satisfying
>>717471115Thanks. I'll trust the stuff before the retcons.
>>717470548I think it's the octarius war, and yeah.
>>717471223Hate when modern "writers" ignore stuff that was set up long before their miserable hands got near.
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Right...?
>>717471223>Maybe it was some True Name of the EmperorI believe this is the implied objective of the King in Yellow (Constantine Valdor) from Abnett's Bequin trilogy.
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>>717471464Indeed, it also fucks up PIC RELATED which would have entirely played into the existing lore.
>Not just Daemons, but Emp and his Primarchs have True Names for uh..some reason. Russ even found his out >The King in Yellow is revealed or heavily thought to be...someone really fucking important. It would entirely be in line with him taking a literal 10,000+ year secret crusade pulling strings all over the universe to try and find this shit out.
>>717471659Exactly. If they set up all this important stuff then fumble Terminus so hard that's disappointing.
>the Terminus Decree makes the GK look even more stupid
How is this a bad thing?
>>717471581girlyman's cocksleeve will probably be important again at some point
>>717471581Not if you don't sell
>>717471581The last Dawn of Fire book states Guilliman is actively looking into a long-term alliance and even peace with the Eldar after their assistance in the Pariah Nexus.
>>717472008Oddly enough, Eldar do actually sell.
What people expected
>Terminus Decree is some super secret shit mystery box, possibly kill all muhreens code or shit
What people got
>it's lmao, better beat the big E up if he ever gets up, no vague/cryptic/clear instruction how to do it
So Kaldor Draigo will play Yugioh against the risen Emperor?
>>717468347>>717468347>if big E gets off that chair, break his knees. Signed malcador
>>717472000I think she needs to find what... 1? 2 more swords to get her plan off the ground? I linke to think girlyman is helping her with that the same way that a guy is trying to sell his wife's artwork / photos at his office
>Okay, yep briefing over. We've got an Imperium to run here. Oh yeah one more think, small business>If any of you guys happen to find a uh.. .Cronesword while you're out fighting the forces of chaos? Yeah yeah, I know it looks like this okay, or close to it? Bring it back. Serious. Y's got like 2 more to find so if you're through any demonic rifts in the warp taking down something that shouldn't be and you see a sword looking unusual - not your garden variety daemonic possessed weapon okay, this shit has to look vaguely Aeldari okay everyone got it? - , just get your servitor to capture its image and send it on back to me. Thanks. Great.
>>717472328They need one more.
Unfortunately it's been taken by Slaanesh, essentially ending the plotline entirely.
If you remember what they did with OG necron lore, you'd realize anything 40k lore is void.
>malcador made the assassins and grey knights and inquisition
I want to say he made everything worse desu
>>717472454Like personally? I thought it was being held by some Slaneeshi daemon (maybe Shanxi Hellbane) in some secret vault somewhere, but not the chaos god personally.
>>717470593space tomb kings
>>717472554Yes. Shalaxi took it and put it in Slaanesh's palace, then proceeded to bully Yvraine until all of the other Eldar lost faith in her and abandoned the Ynnari entirely. As of the last Codex they are no longer a significant faction.
>>717472659I wish they space tomb kangz. No Nagash or Setra equivalent.
>>717472554Its in the Palace of Slaanesh as
>>717472671Mentions. They basically need plot armor to get it back.
>>717472810>They basically need plot armor to get it back.bah gawd, it's Kaldor Draigo's theme music!
>>717472903Fun fact: Kaldor Draigo is no longer in the Grey Knight Codex and is explicitly mentioned as having gone utterly MIA.
>>717471581Eldar are my favorite but it feels like they're sort of in niche Tau territory.
>>717463346if the emperor stopped the resisting the pull of the warp he'd become the dark king and nuke reality
>>717473031Most of the writers GW hires think dying race means they have to die and lose every time.
>>717459875 (OP)>emperor comes back as a shotawhat now?
>>717472810Depending where it is in Palace, isn't it just sort of the plot armor that requires basically bodhisattva level resistance of what is offered before you?
As I recall the Palace is basically rings of "hell" each with their own temptations that go from money, to food, to sex, to adoration, to a level where you're shown a perfect version of what you've always wanted to be etc. If you can resist all the temptations then you can walk through but if you even for a second doubt yourself or desire these things you're fucked. Supposedly if you can get through all the levels you make it to where Slaanesh is sitting themselves and literally everyone who sees them goes out of their way to join them voluntarily, so provided the sword isn't literally on his/her/its lap or whatever the fuck I imagine they could come up with a reason for someone (Valdor, Draigo, Yvraine etc...) to be able to get through the place given their level of discipline?
>>717473175Kidnapped by Eldar cougars.
>>717473175He grows into an adult in half a day and blasts your soul away for being a degenerate follower of chaos.
>>717463442Warp travel without it is also very prone to [this post was tonguefucked by daemons] or getting lost for centuries, so it's very much a last resort.
>>717472773I think you get Szarekh the Silent King (with his two other Triarch members) and then both Orikan The Diviner and Trayzn The Infinite at least.
>>717469112Nobody wanted that. And if the Emperor goes full Dark King, there will BE no final battle - the Dark King manifesting is Chaos's eternal and final victory.
>>717473719>the Dark King manifesting is Chaos's eternal and final victory.Well ackshually the Dark King wend up wiping out all of humanity and warp sentient life, so in the end chaos would lose because humanity and the eldar and any warp sentient creature is gone.
>>717463346>Astronomican immediately collapsesit worked fine while he was off on his golden crusade
>>717459875 (OP)Hes gonna turn into the dark king isnt he?
>>717460450This isn't real lore. It's just random flavor crap they put in codex' that will end up not being true. Abnett, or even one of the other writers they like, will overrule it if it ever becomes relevant lore.
Shit doesn't even make sense. The Grey Knight's secret weapon, that they are only meant to open if all is lost as a last resort to potentially save the Imperium is... a piece of paper that legitimately just says "Emperor leaving golden throne bad. Don't let happen (but also good luck doing it, lol).
>>717473329I would not be surprised if it's at the dead center with Slaanesh itself. Which would make it impossible to retrieve.
>>717473329>>717474129It would be entirely in character for Slaanesh to be using it as a buttplug.
there was never any proof this dude existed
>>717473872Chaos is pretty explicitly multiversal at this point. And not only is the Dark King mentioned to gain total control over the entire Warp upon its manifestation, rendering the other Chaos powers subordinate to it, but frequent mention is made of other timelines/possibilities/universes that get snuffed out just by the mere premonitions of the Dark King's imminent arrival.
The Dark King is treated as basically being the Chaos overpower people have been hyping up for decades.
>>717473872Erebus was pretty stoked on the Emperor becoming the Dark King being a final victory for Chaos. If they did wipe out all sentient life in the galaxy, Chaos would just meta fuck off to some other reality to keep playing their silly games.
>>717459875 (OP)>"Actually women can be Space Marines, too.">"THE EMPRAH'S FIRST WORDS HAVE BEEN SPOKEN"
>Canonical winner of DoW2
Wouldn't a returned Big E just becomes somekind of super giga nigga Sigmar instead of the dark king since he's worshipped by countless number of souls over 10k years?
>>717474071Most likely. Guilliman suspects what is on the throne is no longer a person and the Emperor only narrowly avoided becoming it by casting aside all the power he had taken in from the Warp during the Heresy. And the current Emps is WAY more bloated on Warp juice than he ever was then.
Even without him getting off the throne snuffing the Astronomican, I wouldn't be surprised if him ever reviving just results in him immediately exploding into the Dark King without warning.
>>717474382We just dont know.
>>717474205The only good thing about that would be it would get bored of it rather quickly after it sees something/someone else that would make a good buttplug, so now you just have someone making it through a buddha-level test to get through the palace only to pick up a slightly funny smelling sword that is all slippery and dropped in the corner somewhere.
>>717474382Could be. When he speaks to Guilliman during the Plague War books, he's all fucked up and fragmented, saying everything he means all at the same time. If he stands up, would he have been pulled together into one Emperor or would he still be a soulstorm, just shoved into a workable form?
>>717474382It doesn't really matter. Either way humanity is fucked since Gods spawning in irreparably fucks the race that spawned them.
so how do i get into all this lore
watch video essays or what
>>7174745961d4chan died so there is now no way to enter the hobby, sorry anon.
>>717474596Read rips of each faction's Codex.
Anything beyond that is either misinterpreted or useless.
Don't watch lore videos, they constantly get things wrong.
Will they ever expand on the IInd and XIth primarchs?
>>717474505The reason for that is because all his good traits aren't on the throne. He sent off all his love and compassion before he fought Horus. Hence why he's such a prick on the throne.
>>717474764He said nice things to Guilliman during their chat. He also said mean things to Guilliman at the exact same time, but he had plenty of pleasant things to say.
>>717460292>>717465807IT'S BEEN 600 YEARS MAGNUS, LET ME TAKE A SHIT IN PEACE!
>>717474654sad
>>717474705but then i can come into threads and say shit like "emps powerlevel is half of the necron guy's but they're both dead now so it's basically even which is why the horus heresy happened" and get seven million (You)s about how whatever retarded shit i said was so obviously wrong
>>7174746541d6chan replaced it
>>717474764>He sent off all his love and compassion before he fought Horus.He treats Horus with compassion while killing him tho
>>717475295But he has two-hearts.
Whats the context of this? Whats going on with Horus that hes witnessing his death? Is this from End and the Death? I remembered his death different.
>>717475295He does, indeed. Which is why I don't understand what sending away his good parts even means, really.
>>717475295That's not his compassion, he slurps up the imperial guardsman's compassion who is standing up to horus right as horus kills him.
>>717475469That is the end of The End and the Death. Horus has given up the power of Chaos because the Emperor baited him by pretending to be dead and impersonating Garviel Loken, imploring Horus to show he is the better man by relinquishing his power (something that insane Horus is convinced the Emperor would never do). In response the Chaos Gods allow the Emperor to mind blast the now powerless Horus to punish him for forsaking their Chaos juice. Then the Emperor pulls out his magic shank and the Chaos Gods panic and try to juice Horus up again and fail before the Emperor kills him. There is no mention of obliterating Horus's soul like in ye olde lore.
>>717476250I don't want another retarded end times with someone going manfred. That shit was terrible as fuck
>>717475469I can't recall any confirmation either way if Primarchs have two hearts. You'd think they probably do since Astartes do, but when Horus is fucked up, his apothecaries can't help him because Primarch anatomy is completely foreign to them and they can't figure it out.
>>717473445That is just the risks of warp travel in general. Lacking sight of the Astronomicon is basically the same as a naval ship trying to navigate without a lighthouse for reference. You just have to go slower because it it easy to lose your bearings, and they have to rely on dated and unreliable stuff like star charts and what not to figure out where they have dropped out. Pretty sure the bigger issue is that is really fucks up Astropaths' abilities to send communications reliably over distance. But Navigators can work without seeing its light and specifically train to be able to do so.
>>717476504I never thought that the Primearchs wouldnt have two, it never actually occurred to me before. Thank you for expanding my understanding.
>>717472773NAGASH!!! lives eternal in our hearts, anon.
>>717471581>Imagine going from defacto masters of the galaxy to a race of concubines lounging in the laps of buff apes.Being the Eldar is an abstract exercise in suffering.
>>717473175...
Why are you like this?
>>717460963I kinda want this as a tattoo on my knee
>>717477915Get it on your dickhead but the mouth is your pee-hole
>>717477629Still better than average human who dies before reaching 30s
Also, old lore btw, Ynnari are all but forgotten
>>717474089This, imagine the face of Draigo opening the box hoping for some sort a last resort weapon because everthing is hopelesd only to find a post-it witj vague instruction.
>>717474089>Shit doesn't even make sense.40k audience in the nutshell.
>>717479408Ynnari may be old news but Guilliman's well on the path of domesticating the Eldar.
>>717474089>Shit doesn't even make senseit really doesn't, just the implication alone that the GK are supposed to breach the fucking eternity gate and inner sanctum on their own is BEYOND ludicrous.
it would be like, the end of the GK as a "loyal" force since they would be literally assaulting terra and the emperor of mankind himself "because a piece of paper in a box told us to", good luck bringing your reputation back from that if any of you live
>>717480058Guilliman's need for eldar pussy is unending.
>>717480131>it really doesn't, just the implication alone that the GK are supposed to breach the fucking eternity gate and inner sanctum on their own is BEYOND ludicrous.Yeah because it never hapenned before right?
>>717480193They did indulge and lust so hard that they birthed a pervert god, I can see the logic.
Emperor wouldnโt have written this terminus decree because by the time he knew he would be trapped on the throne he was unable to communicate with anyone. Malcador was dead too. It was most likely written by Basilio Fo who assumed the identify of malcadors chief lieutenant and hates the emperor. We already know the real terminus decree is a bio weapon that kills all trans humans
>>717480586>a bio weapon that kills all trans humansSwell guy that Basilio Fo
>>717459875 (OP)They aren't really resurrecting him are they?
How would anyone even beat him on the tabletop, he'd be stronger than a knight by himself
At what point will Warhammer popularity fall off so much that they make Big E get off his chair?
>>717480717>30 dollars for nothing
>>717480725we still got another like 6 primarchs to bring back before they resort to that
>>717480708GW has an entire galaxy of fun and adventure to play with. Literally trillions and trillions of different wars, heroes and separate storys that could be told. OFC they are going to bring back the emperor and center all the lore on 3-4 people.
Someone giving me TLDR is the golden guy finally stand up?
>>717480841all we can say as of now is: maybe
>>717459875 (OP)>when dad finally sobers up
>>717460963THE MYSTERY OF THE DRUIDS
>>717480841no, emps being on the throne quite literally is what the entire setting revolves around
this terminus decree thing is more to address people with your question to say "no"
>>717463346why can't they just steal Tau's technology?
>>717480725If he comes back at all it will be the star child and not the full strength emperor and he will likely be killed off or reaborbed by big e to fix the failing golden throne or something quickly. The emperor canโt actually resurrect without destroying the setting
>>717480924cause their tech sucks, barely moves you anywhere
>>717460450>yes, my favorite space marines>please use you all of a thousand strong force to defeat my extra mega superhuman army, all of terra, every space marine chapter, and probably at least one chaos god>I believe in you, you have Kaldor Draigo
>>717480924The Tau travel at sublight speed. it takes forever for them to get anywhere
>>717480935The setting really needs to be destroyed at this point.
>>717470285Nah, they neutered the bugs. They are all out of hive fleets and they are slowly being wiped out.
>>717481023they *kinda* have ftl travel now with the Horizon Drive, but it's not very good and doesn't get you very far
>>717481023No they warp skip which is way slower than imperial warp travel but still ftl
>>717481048The real hive fleets haven't even shown up yet though.
>>717481145They changed that didn't they? Leviathan was the last one.
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Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Grey Knights... sees that he got up... that the damn astronomicon got turned off... they could invade our palace, and we would have to move out of it...?
>>717481145yeah, and the great awakening of the necrons hasn't really even started yet, and the orks ragnanok is only just beginning too
>>717481085>>717481090Well....fuck. The only time I remember the Tau interacting with the warp was them accidentally getting pulled inside, seeing a 8 headed commie tau god abortion and then them freaking the fuck out.
How did they figure out warp travel, stealing imperial tech?
>>717481169>you stood him up you sit him back down>i'm working on it!
>250 replies
>not a single model posted yet
i know we aren't on /tg/ but come on now
>>717481267>How did they figure out warp travel, stealing imperial tech?basically, how it works is they *almost* enter the warp but only skim across the surface, then the warp shoves them backwards and the propulsion of that jumps them forwards in space
>>717470867Something like
>Turn Titan into a massive anti-warp bomb and fly it right into the nearest Chaos Gods palace
>>717481267They found a derelict starship by their homeworld or something and copied the tech. It killed everyone aboard the test ship because they donโt have psykers to pilot or a gellar field. Then some earth caste figured out how to just skim the warp interface but itโs inefficient
>>717481350yeah, we aren't on /tg/
FUCK OFF
i don't have models i play the video games, shove your plastic up your ass
>>717481267>How did they figure out warp travel, stealing imperial tech?Yes
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/AL-38_Slipstream_Module
>The device was developed by Earth Caste scientist Ka'buto through years of studying Imperial FTL technology and old wreckages of Kroot Warspheres.They got it just before the expansion sphere that you mentioned where they got spooked by the Greater Good warp god as manifested by the psychic species auxiliaries in their fleet.
>>717481369>>717481436I really wish they'd stop trying to advance the storyline and just have different wars around the galaxy.... What was the Emperors name?? Neoth? Nemon? Fucking WhYyyYyyyyyy gw?
>>717466685didn't Matt Ward also write a lot of the Grey Knights wank, including the infamous Sororitas hats
>>717481523Neoth isn't the Emperor's name, just one that he used for a while. Like Alexander the Great.
>>717481559>including the infamous Sororitas hatsQRD?
>>717481625The Grey Knights had to consecrate their armor. And they did so with the blood of an entire convent of Sororitas since the sisters have good, holy blood.
This has since been retconned.
Perty finally getting off his fatass and actually doing something since the heresy
>>717481523Erda originally knew him as neoth but thatโs not his true name. Itโs an obvious play on neolithic
>>717481605It still breaks my heart.
>My lord Emperor, what should I call you?>Bozo the Bitchmade Fag.Neoth D:<
>>717481625>Sororitas hold the fucking line against a murderfuckpile of Khorne daemons>Grey Knights rock up, kill all the Sororitas to coat their armor and weapons in innocent blood, and give the daemons the boot
>>717481350kitbashed this guy together the other day
>>717481694Where the fuck is lorgar
>horus is a fuck up imma take charge >oh Horus died no shit now itโs my turn!>disappears for 10k years
>>717459875 (OP)I haven't touched Warhammer 40,000 since 2001, is The Emperor alive again? What will happen to the Throne?
>>717481812depends on who you ask, he's either trapped in his fortress by corax waiting for him to come out or he's just resting on his laurels being completely right and just being the apostle of the gods
>>717481812No doubt xD Maybe he pulled a Lion and went for a quick nap?
>>717481523Isn't it Jon considering that the Lion is Jon's son?
>>717481812>"come on out of that tower Lorgar, you little bitch">"go away Corvus!">"no"
>>717481873no, everything about emps is the same as it was forver, and nothing ever happens
>>717481903Jon Warhammer. Thats less retarded than Neoth.
>>717460450I was under the impression that he could always revive, the problem is he's the universal lighthouse for ftl travel.
If the emperor is ever removed from the seat it would be the the birth of slanesh all over again with all warp travel being unusable, entire hive worlds will starve entire sectors will be overrun without reinforcements
>>717481903Lion El'Jonson is knight planet speak for Lion, Son of the Forest for some reason.
>>717481972not only that, him being on the throne holds back unending tides of demons from coming through the webway gate on terra, terra would literally fall in a day if he wasn't there
>>717480974grey knights can't even defeat the space wolves and are slaves to the inquisition
>>717481873no, he's still chillin. Abaddon finally managed to blow up Cadia, Rawbutt Girlyman and the Lion came back, and the Eldar tried to make an anti-Slaanesh but kind of fucked it up.
>>717481812>Where the fuck is lorgarChilling in his goon-cave in the warp.
>>717481972The issue is that there is a massive rip in reality directly into space hell below the Imperial Palace. The Emperor is the only thing keeping it closed. That's why shit would hit the fan if he were to die. The loss of the Astronomicon would be a major secondary issue, but not the main one.
>>717482050worst part about that is you're not even wrong, it was like 20% of the entire chapter involved in the first war for armageddon and months of shame
Isnt there a C'tan sleeping inside mars somewhere? Is he ever going to wake up?
>>717482164Yes, he's the C'tan that governs technology. His passive influence is why the Martians are so odd. The Emperor kicked its ass way back when and inspired all the pictures of knights slaying dragons in ye olde England
>>717482164a shard of the void dragon deep in the noctis labyrinth.
maybe, who knows, shards of c'tan are simultaneously incredibly and not at all important
>>717482164Its just a shard of the void dragon c'tan the necrons can already use
>>717482164Latest on C'Tan is that one of them made the tyranids.
Yeah, really.
Given that every single Grey Knight is a powerful psyker, it's unreasonable that they would lose to any Imperial faction other than the Talons of the Emperor. Psykers en masse should be retardedly broken, especially Astartes psykers who have super willpower.
>>717482224Oh shit. Is it still sleepy because the emperors influence/astronomicon, whats the likelihood of it waking up?
>>717482318prove it, where was this mentioned?
>>717482318>Latest on C'Tan is that one of them made the tyranids.you got to be fucking kiddi-
>Yeah, really.God damn it. It would of been cooler if they were some outside force drawn to astronomicon instead of a C'tan revenge mcguffin
>>717482356about as likely as the plot advancing
I hope the dow1 remaster isn't shit. I also want that new peter turbo figure.
>>717482330Psyker powers won't help against a good ol' artillery bombardment
>>717482471So its going to happen next book and in the shittiest way possible. Fuck
What are your Warhammer 50k ideas? I kind of like a dark ages in space concept. The Emperor is dead and the Imperium has collapsed into millions of warring clans all trying to reunify. Technology has regressed in many areas as itโs expensive and difficult to maintain without an organized government behind it. The old Imperium is both revered and shrouded in mystery.
>>717481972Humanity survived the birth of slaanesh and managed to achieve a new golden age.
A second calamity is better than being slowly ground to dust by xenos and the forces of chaos
If blanks are immune to the warp and psyker shit why don't they just load one into a cannon and shoot them at chaos?
So which is worse for the Grey Knights, the new Terminus Decree or Bloodtide?
>>717482571because the dampening of a blank has a limit, and immensely strong psychic presences or energies can't be diminished by their presence. greater demons can still kill sisters of silence
>>717460450>>717460498>>717460621>>717462520>>717463125>>717463838>>717467982>>717474089>>717480974>>717481972GUYS THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE BASED ON WHAT WAS IN THE END AND THE DEATH.
>Emperor makes a bargain with the chaos gods on molech>supposed to be the Dark King>the Dark King is the god of ruin and power, meant to be the true force that ends the universe and chaos with it to end the cycle so it can start all over again>but that means he'd lose because even in the new universe chaos will come back, and he can't have that>uses powers to make primarchs and fuck up chaos instead trying to end the cycle for good>hilarity ensues>accidentally starts becoming the dark king before his fight with horus in the inevitable city>abandons the power>knows he can't beat horus now>splits off shard because he knows he'll be mortally wounded and put on the throne>by being put on the throne in this state he saw the future of 40k>knows over 10,000 years being worshiped as a god he'll slowly become more powerful>in the event he actually tries to get up he knows he'll 100% try that dark king shit again>makes the grey knights promise to keep him from doing it>the part trapped on the throne gets to be the unconscious power that the star child can siphon from when that shard fully awakens and becomes the actual reincarnation of the emperor>if his old body tries it, it WILL become the dark king instead and fuck up all his plans and start the cycle of ruin, creation, and chaos all over again
>>717482318You know anon's post is real when the retcon is retarded, pointless, and weakens the entire setting and faction.
SASUGA, JAMES WORKSHOP
>>717482318>Since the recent invasion of the galaxy by the hive fleets of the Tyranids, it has been speculated by some in the Inquisition that the Outsider is behind the Tyranids' arrival in the Milky Way. He may be the driving force behind the unified Tyranid Hive Mind, as he seeks to destroy the galaxy's defenders with the living weapon that is the Tyranid species.>If he is indeed the Tyranids' ultimate master, then there may be no stopping the Tyranids from consuming the Imperium of Man and all who would oppose the C'tan. The Necrons will fully awaken and shall once more dominate a galaxy devoid of all other intelligent life.what the fuck
>>717482623the terminus decree is something retarded they *could* do (but won't)
the bloodtide is something retarded they DID, which is worse by far
>>717460450>he cant reviveHe's a Perpetual, he can't die. His only hope is for his human half of a soul in the Warp to become complete. But it's still an infancy, even Lorgar knows how dangerous the Star-Child is.
>>717464280they're part of the daemon hunter branch of the inquisition and thus are immune to chaos corruption, most of them are psykers
while space marine chapters are mostly autonomous from most of the hierarchy and rules of the imperium the grey knights take orders from the inquisition
>>717482571true blanks are exceedingly rare.
also that's basically what Culexus are
>>717482330in theory, in a lot of ways they're almost mary sues even by space marine standards
but just like their chaos counterparts (the 1ksons) they suffer from the worf effect
said to be really strong but have more Ls than Ws
>>717482520If the psyker is powerful enough they could actually shield themselves from an artillery barrage.
>>717482542>The Emprah enacted his big ol' plan.>Said plan killed all the Chaos gods and pretty much every major threat to reality through a massive psyker wave>He died afterwards as well, uniting the warp and the material world >This was not the most popular move, as now daemons are everywhere, magic is now commonplace, but fuckier, and reality is way more fluid than normal.>Humanity was ravaged but spared the worst of it.>Unfortunately they regressed.>Especially those on earth.>There, we find a dark fantasy setting where various races, including humans, elves, dwarfs, and monstrous creatures, vie for dominance in a world shaped by ancient cosmic entities.>Welcome to Warhammer 50k: Fantasy
>Its been like 2+ years since the Lion has returned
>Still hasn't met with Roboute
??????????????
What the fuck is GW waiting for
>>717481812>Where the fuck is lorgarHiding from Corvus
>>717482951Long enough for any of the other Astartes psykers to astral project into your camp and pop the heads of every soldier manning a mortar.
>>717482318>>717482694well that's retarded
but didn't they say the tyranids have materials found no where else in the galaxy and saying they are from the outside the galaxy?
why would a ctan ravage galaxys then come back to the milkway?
>>717482318>>717482694That's been a theory for like a decade now. It's nothing new.
>>717482681It's not at all about the need/consequences of killing the emperor not making sense.
It's that we're being told he just gave them a box, told them to open it when things go bad, and when they do all it's going to say is "Yo, you need to go to the Golden Throne and kill me before I can get off it". Like, how the fuck does that help anyone at all? How could they possibly pull that off. It's not even telling them how to do it. It's just telling them to do it. It's the equivalent of the decree saying "Kill yourself, my man".
>>717482571They aren't immune just highly resistant. The Kill Team that was ordered to assassinate Horus ran into a Blank with daemon skin. It killed the Loyalist Blank by her burning her lack of soul from the inside with her own physic energy.
>>717483060It sounds like the Outsider may not have created the Tyranids but has commandeered them? It flies in the face of the part of the Horus Heresy where they light up the Pharos to nuke the Night Lord's fleet, the light of which causes the Tyranids to see the Milky Way and start moving towards it.
Unless that happened and then the Outsider swooped in and took them over when they got close.
>>717483126If it actually has his stamp of approval on it the custodes have to respect it and stand aside.
>>717483126>things are getting real real bad>they go to try to wake up the Big E>"wait guys, let's check the Terminus Decree first">don't fucking do it, retard
>>717482318>>717482694>>717483060The Outsider being the Hive mind has always been a theory and it would make decent sense.
>>717483184Stamp of approval probably wouldn't be enough. It would probably have to be a direct order from the Emperor himself. And even then I'm not so sure the Custodes wouldn't be like "nah, keeping the Emperor alive is objective number one, no matter what."
So if a c'tan made the tyranids, is it a sharded c'tan or a whole one
>>717483349The C'tan in the speculation is supposed to have avoided being shattered.
>>717483184If the emperor leaves the throne, they can't go to Terra to make his ass go back on it or tell the Custodes to do it since warp travel and communications will be fucked in the first place and they don't have a permanent host on Titan so it'll be years before they can do anything.
Dorn should realistically be the next Primarch to be revived (GW is going to keep doing it, you know you can't stop it) He would actually get shit done and a be a rival to girlyman's power. It won't happen, but it should.
>>717483448It's going to be Corvus
>>717483349Outsider is the one named C'tan that escaped the sharding retcon.
>>717481812>Just as competent as Gorillaman at administration if he applies himself>His fanfiction literally became the universes' bible>Was right about emperor worship being an effective deterrent against chaos rather than just pretending it doesn't exist(it does)>Loyalist Word bearers are literally the perfect space Marines in the 40k setting He's nearing Magnus levels of being right
>>717459875 (OP)Wouldn't they have to write a shitload of lore to justify his revival? I mean, they would have to release dozens of books all at once just to explain the logic behind it.
>>717483448The Khan should stop fucking Deldar women and come back.
>>717483036yeah, that's why 1k sons never lose fights, quit with the psyker glazing
>>717483540>He's nearing Magnus levels of being rightSo being wrong about everything and being held back by his fuck huge ego
>>717483243how would it make sense? the outsider would have to be like an entire whole c'tan to exert galactic control as the hive mind, no fucking way could a shard do that
>>717483568The Emperor is already suped up on warp juice from the fuckhueg rift splitting the galaxy in half, which is how he resurrected Guilliman and set Nurgle's Garden on fire. They could just say that he got so stronk from the Warp that he was able to reconstitute himself or some shit.
>>717483612He sacrificed for his sons. Would the Emperor done the same for him?
>>717483448It's not even up to speculation. It's Russ. Speculation is pointless.
They bring back the big 4 for each side. The Big 4 of Chaos are Death Guard, World Eaters, Emperor's Children and Thousand Sons (all have returned already). Big 4 of Space Marines are Ultramarines (back), Dark Angels (Back), Blood Angels and Space Wolves.
They won't bring back Sanguinius, so who knows what they do about them, but Russ is already set to return.
Why don't they
>crash ships max speed into planets to explode them (most ships are ~3 miles long and are capable of movement in the tens of thousands of miles per hour which is the speed of asteroids, a 3 mile long asteroid would theoretically destroy all of Earth but at the very least it would decimate a continent)
>drop Titans from orbit onto enemy fortresses (extremely resilient to all forms of firepower so could feasibly survive anti-air) then detonate the reactor when it lands or is about to land before the Titan is destroyed (an exploding reactor is a nuke)
??? retarded writers.
>>717483738Orks did it with moons
>>717483673The outsider is whole. He's the only one who didn't get shattered. He just left the galaxy. Nothing is known about him otherwise.
>>717483673see
>>717483519>>717483369Tsara'Noga didn't get pokeballed.
>>717483738Titans and voidships are a lot more valuable than a virus bomb or a cyclonic torpedo
>>717483590The Thousand Sons are dickhole backstabbers that don't work together like the Grey Knights should. Horus Heresy Thousand Sons did some wild shit while complementary psykering each other. They got their asses kicked by the Space Wolves (backed up by the Talons of the Emperor) because Tzeentch saw fit to Tzeentch all over them and start flesh changing them.
>>717483798>They got their asses kicked by the Space Wolvesah, common ground with the grey knights then
>>717483872The more things change the more they stay the same.
I don't play tt and only know lore through SM2 and lore videos that roughly cover everything -- is there any canonical depiction of emperor on the throne or is it all fan art
>>717483905why are we never allowed to talk about how the space wolves are the actual mary sues who never ever lose? i can't even think of a space wolf loss off the of my head
>>717483934Big E is on the throne to keep the lighthouse lit and the webway in the palace closed to keep out the daemons
>>717483934>is there any canonical depiction of emperor on the throne or is it all fan artdepends on how you see it, there are many published gw things with depictions of the golden throne and the emperor, all of them are different in many ways
>>717483540>Lorgar's conquered plants were left in a better condition than Girlymans planets>When asked to start conquering planets faster, beat the Lion in sheer number of planets brought to heel>One of the orchestrators of the Horus Heresy >Unironic MVP of the Horus Hersey by holding off two of the most powerful loyalist legions in the Ultra Marines and Blood Angels>Landed his sons sweet gigs as high ranking demon worshippers of chaos undivided He literally cannot be stopped.
Also Magnus wasn't right its more of the Emperor being wrong
What if the emperor revives as a cute little girl?
>>717483980I know that, I'm asking if there's a canon 'image' of him on the throne or is it all fan art.
>>717484059No, there is no canon image, most come from the CODEX, games and official art but those all keep changing
>>717483934I think this is the original depiction, then GW later colorized and added a skull to his face to make him look more grimdark and epic.
>>717484059So this is a Games Workshop image of the Golden Throne, probably the most well known one. From what I recall, I believe it's said that this version is a fake shrine and the actual Emperor and Golden Throne are way deeper into the depths of the palace beneath the facade one.
Unsure if they have an image of that.
>>717484059well, not the "oldest" depiction, this one was from the rogue trader codex
>>717483967The way Ahriman murdered that traitorous dog during the invasion was kino. But of course the the only winners that day was Tzeentch
>>717484198The old art looked so fucking good. Why did they abandon this style
>>717484249that "style" was literally one guy, john blanche, it was all just him
>>717484198The thing about a fake throne isn't true. Maybe the artwork you posted is what he looks like but it could be more of a propaganda piece that people see in-universe. Here is another one that could be (or could not be) what he looks like on the throne.
>>717482542tau got their shit handed to them but not before taking a bunch of territory. started spiritually lobotomizing anyone with a soul after getting raped by chaos. are able to fuck with warp travel somehow, this makes the imperium really angry.
nids eat a bunch of planets creating a corresponding "hole" in the warp due to the lack of souls existing in their regions, chaos gets into more fights with the nids as a result.
dwarves got found out and are fighting off the imperium, end up working with the dark mechanicum to try to unfuck their failing ancestor cores. this goes extremely well. chaos dwarves causing issues in the core as a result.
orks are still the orks, they dont need to be changed. maybe a time traveling gretchen for some laughs or something
>>717459875 (OP)GW already gave a more satisfying answer as to what the TD might be: a bioengineered plague that would wipe out all astartes in the galaxy. Thus ending a potential downfall for mankind at the risk of allowing xenos to tear the imperium apart. Why would they throw that away for some stupid order that don't make sense?
>uh if E-Money is getting off the toilet just put him back on k? don't worry about the custodes, sisters of silence, lucifer blacks, all the IG regiments, the innumerable defenses of the imperial palace, titan legions, mechanicus forces, radical inquisitors that want the emperor to wipe his ass and whatever horrific DAOT shit that's in the dark cells. Trust me it'll all work out fine. - Malcadore
>>717483967Don't forget that the grey knights have a guy that carries a daemon weapon that takes every ounce of his willpower to keep it under control and not have it turn him into a flesh puppet. Meanwhile the Space wolves chapter master waves around a khornate axe and all he had to do was carve some MAGICK ROOONS LADDEHG onto it. Also rune preiests are totally not psykers you guys, they tap into the world spirit that only their home planet has.
why space wolves get to use sorcery while magnus got butt fucked for it
>>717484385I don't even like that one. Obviously not as bad as what they're saying now, but I vastly prefer it's the emperor's true name or some way to just kill the emperor as a last resort that could potentially allow him to be reborn.
Worth mentioning that we see a more functional Golden Throne on the cover of The End and the Death.
>>717484489https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g-e63_DbL9s
>>717484519>Malcador standing beside himThat man is the unsung hero of the Imperium. Imagine being the only mortal that could tardwrangle the Emperor.
>>717484519>DO NOT WORSHIP ME>Said the 20 foot tall golden god being
>>717484551Well can't argue with that.
>>717484489The Space Wolves are daddy's special little boys so they get special carve outs.
>>717484519here's the full for the spectacle
>>717484570>Imagine being the only mortal that could tardwrangle the Emperor.Or the administratum.
>>717484596>of course he's a god, look at what he's wearing!ok lorgar
all this lore is mega gay I just want a game where you go pew pew with shuriken catapults and constantly talk in vague riddles and call everyone monkey
>>717484502>but I vastly prefer it's the emperor's true nameI would too. My personal headcanon is that Emps made a deal with Chaos at Molech that bestowed immense psychic power but consequently turned him into something sort of like a daemon where his name can take away his powers or something. And it's the name his human parents gave him when he was first born on terra
>>717484596>shows up to your battlefield>blinds everyone who looks upon me>touches your damaged Imperial Knight>the metal flows together and repairs itself like a healing wound>I AM NOT A GOD>leaves
>>717484615>surrounded by lightning and divine light>I'm totally not a god guys
>>717484314In one of the last stories in Era of Ruin it talks about a custodes walking past the fake golden throne to the emperor on life support tubes and a machine much like the pic you posted.
>>717484596>>717484680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13881znnNAU&
>>717484678The second Bequin book ends on a cliffhanger revealing that Constantine Valdor is attempting to decrypt the Emperor's true name for reasons unknown.
>>717484650All I'm saying is he should have maybe explained a little about what he really was. Don't even have to give them the full story, just make it clear that he is a man with incredible powers, instead of saying nothing and letting others come to their own conclusions based on only what they can observe.
>>717484680Correction
>I AM NOT A GOD>Doesn't elaborate>leaves
>>717484596>>717484631>>717484680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhW93Od0xG4
>>717484680>blinds everyone who looks upon mei find it funny he did this, he didn't have to, genuinely, he didn't on nocturne or in the last church or a bunch of places, but sometimes he just feels like literally blinding you for fun
>>717484678>>717484756I like to think they need his true name to either find the star child, or they have the star child already but they need the true name to awaken him properly.
i think /v/ should follow a real king instead of the corpse emperor
>>717484713I know the quote you're talking about. I don't think that's what it's actually saying. If I had the exact quote I'd be able to explain.
>>717484863he's too based to follow, i'm not worthy
>>717484863At least our Emperor HAS a corpse!
>>717484863Nobody likes you, not even your mother.
>>717484863>don't worship that skeleton!>worship this skeleton instead!
>>717484863>Guiliman loses to this fucking retard in the dawn of fire books>Confirmed to take place before Dark Imperium>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This timelineWhat the fuck is wrong with GW????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>717484863uh, maybe you posted the wrong image there
>>717463442The warp can best seen like sailship travel. You are just traveling across the "winds" of it (and why travel during a warp storm is basically impossible).
For extremely short jumps you don't need the astronomicon, you just need to know which "direction and speed" the winds are taking you and you can do a quick blink in or out, only that it will carry you only a handful of lightyears. So traversing the galaxy that way would still take years if not centuries.
wait is the terminus decree literally just - stop the emperor standing up? nothing cool or esoteric? no anti-marine contingency?
>>717463346Imperium nihilus can't see the astronomican and they're doing fine
>>717485031It won't end up being what it is. It's just some dumb shit they put in the most recent grey knights codex.
>>717484863>not Settra (PBUH)
>>717485031Expectations: subverted.
>>717485048>and they're doing fineuhhhhhhh
>>717485048>Imperium nihilus can't see the astronomican and they're doing fine>doing fineBro most systems are all cut off from one another. The only safe spots are systems directly around space marine homeworlds because they're organized to keep shit afloat.
>>717485048>and they're doing fineFine-ish. They're not dead.
YOU THOUGHT YOU KILLED AURORA, FALSE BELIEVERS?
TREMBLE, FOR I AM AURORA, I AM THE HERALD OF CHANGE
BEHOLD THE FINAL DAWN
AND DIE
>>717484863>Do not listen to him my children. Follow the Greater Good and make the galaxy a better place for everyone. Also, free nursing handjobs.
>>717485005They want you to buy more minis, fuck dem' lore
>>717485213>the Tau saw this, shit their pants and exterminated every psychic auxiliary race they could get their hands onReasonable.
>>717485208Why did kunrad do nothing for the entire game only to get buttfucked
>>717483448Wait, ain't he ded basically? Since they had his finger/hands iirc.
>>717485349All that proves is he's down one hand.
>>717485349one of his hands, yeah. just the one though, that doesn't mean he's "dead" dead
>>717485006>remember all those times the Silent King was name dropped and described as looking majestic and actually different from the skeletal look of his fellow Necron subjects>fast forward to the day GW decides to finally reveal how he looks >it's just a taller Necron with a huge cape consistently inconsistent
>>717485415It's a really nice cape.
>>717484863We won't get nagash equivalent for necrons huh?
I love 40k but it's been like what? 50 or so years? All that could be written kinda has so there isn't much else you can do with the setting anymore. Especially now that every faction is kind of in a retarded check. To be able to make the story go forward then the setting would essentially have to stop being grimdark.
>>717483405Me too, anon. Me too.
>>717484650He also literally passively mind controls you to obey him and love him.
>>717483440Anon, Titan isn't so far that they need to use FTL to go to earth. It takes roughly an hour and a half for light to get from the sun to Saturn so depending on how close to light speed subFTL travel is they can realistically be on earth in like 2 and a half hours.
>>717485382>>717485390>It is kept in the phalanx where each new chapter master is granted the right to inscribe his personal history upon it>...I do not want it back.
>>717485779Surely there's not enough Grey Knights just on Titan to pick a fight with the Talons of the Emperor.
>>717485625the whole premise of warhammer 40k is that the galaxy is filled with stagnating factions that have the potential to conquer the galaxy but none will ever actually accomplish it due to different factors. People tend to forget that GW is out there trying to get people to buy miniature models mainly, so the story and lore doesn't have an ending planned. They'll just keep introducing more concepts to maintain the status quo of the galaxy
>>717485853I would assume they wouldn't line up and fight the custards napelonic warfare style.
>>717485853Theyd have to bring and use every heretical trick up their sleeves and yeah, its still unlikely.
>>717485853Kaldor draigo could do it with one hand tied behind is back
>>717485853There isn't, but there'd be enough to give the Custodes a message, which is part of what anon was talking about with
>or tell the Custodes to do itHell, given that it's within the solar system I'm not even wholly sure that an astropathic choir is needed to deliver the message, much less need to travel there by ship to do so.
>>717485918>People tend to forget that GW is out there trying to get people to buy miniature models mainly, so the story and lore doesn't have an ending planned. They'll just keep introducing more concepts to maintain the status quo of the galaxyIt boggles my mind that 40k nerds can understand this concept but comicsfags sperg out at Peter Parker being perpetually single or Batman punching the Joker's teeth out for the 50th time.
>>717485539we could always just start pretending that the Necrons are still ruled by the C'tan
>>717485918Piss poor excuse
>>717486283>void dragon>its just another silver dude with an ugly face
>>717484249John Blanche hasn't really been as involved in the general aesthetic for some time now. Though there's a Black Templars mini sold in the style of his past artwork.
>>717486365Void dragon isn't it's real name.
>>717486490it looks more like a bob
>>717486365>deceiver>it's actually a banana man
>>717486518what a dumb name
should have just called him ptrah or some shit
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>>717459875 (OP)Uh oh, not so fast.
>>717486557They were going for Lovecraft style eldritch horror god names.
>>717459875 (OP)He is back though. Atleast a part of him is. The star child has been revived and GW could kick chaos in the dick to have horus heresy 2.0 with the star child vs emperor on the throne if they want to.
4chan is Eldar territory monkey boy
>>717486914nigger please, not even redditors are eldarfags
>>717463346Emperor used to control the astronomicon without needing the throne when he was at his peak. If he ever gets back up he would be definitely stronger than his peak form.
Is Mon-keigh pronounced mun-keee or mun-kai
If the emperor gets up, who will keep the webway sealed?
>>717486832Honestly would have preferred it if the deldar succeeded with their carrion throne instead and the big HH 2.0 would be Emps revived vs dark Emps.
>>717487014All the more reason to be one
>>717466279>convince a man with an inflexible iron will who is steadfastly single-minded and stubborn to the point of mania that he's an incarnation of the emperor>throw him into the warp>the warp, where thoughts are made manifest and your will can shape reality>stress him to the point where he himself is trying to manifest the power of the emperor as hard as he possibly can >thereby priming him to actually become a conduit for the emperorI always thought that was incredibly fucking clever. GW should have hired those fuckers when they scooped up the astartes guy.
>>717464651>Terminus decree was always theorized to be a kill all space marines button or a nuke Terra into a black hole button>Lol lmao ITS another keep emps on the throne so that status quo Is never brokenSo basically nothing
>>717487134gw are too autistic about their grimdark to let any of TTS be canon
>>717462313>gork >mork >all the other puny godsFTFY
>>717470548Bugs won after some retarded imperial sabotage of the ork side, but the collective unconscious ork mind had cropped up some serious I win button against the nids until that point.
>>717487121He's been snacking on the souls of millions of psykers for ten millenia and has literal, actual trillions of people who actually believe him to be a god, in a universe where that actually matters. Who's to say he wouldnt be able to mend the webway in some other manner if he respawned?
>>717459875 (OP)no idea what you niggas are talking about but shit sounds deep
>>717487121Mortarion or Magnus, whoever gets the redemption arc first
Watch Games Workshop sacrifice Mephiston or Tigurius instead
>>717466279I thought black library canonizing emps besting Horus at a children card game in the end and the death vol. 3 ending was the biggest wink wink nudge they could get away with
>>717487134TTS actually has a story, GW can't progress the plot or their toy sales go down.
The Emperor did nothing wrong.
>>717459875 (OP)@grok is this real ?
>>717474764He sent off all his love and compassion before he was ever the Emperor. The guy who was once known as saint was long gone by the time of the Great Crusade.
>>717472969Was that before or after he ended up in fantasy?
This is so fucking retarded
Fuck 40keks and fuck Grey Knights
>>717487290Nah, it'll be a clone of Malcador that was growing in his lab for the past 10k years right next to his confessional elf.
>>717487121It's the warp you're thinking of. He was working on a webway project. He could do it himself without even being on the throne, if he was reborn. The problem is he needs to die to do that and while he's dead nobody could hold it off. One theory is that if nids are around the shadow of the warp might give him enough time.
>>717487173>a nuke Terra into a black hole buttonthat'd be the Talisman of Seven Hammers
>>717487389Nothing will EVER happen to Terra (Earth) because humans have orc-like psychic powers and simply won't let it happen.
>>717487193Oh of course, but that level of planning shows they're far more intelligent than whoever's at the fucking wheel now
>hey if the emperor dies and respawns we need to put him back on the chair.>what's most likely to kill the emperor currently?>either a tryhard custard boy playing blood games, or the chair failing>so if the chair fails, and he dies and respawns, we...put him back on the non-functional chair.>even if the entire imperium reies to atop us, yes.
>>717487371>confessional elftfw Malcador had a hybrid human eldar clone that he told all his secrets to and the secrets are so fucked up that the clone kills itself again and again and again
Warhammer 0k: War in Heaven
Warhammer 10k: Goon of Slaanesh
Warhammer 20k: Men of Iron
Warhammer 50k: Age of Neoth
>>717487375so why didn't he fix it while he was alive after magnus broke the webway connector?
>>717487396The Rogue Trader game fucked that up
>>717487454Slaanesh gooning happened around 30k.
>>717487396>>717487492it's only ever been written until they said it in RT. Nobody actually knows how it's pronounced. Fuck the Eldar faggots anyway, stupid nosy bastards never did anything correctly anyway
>>717487486He can't fix it, he can just hold it closed with his power. The point of the webway project wasn't to stop that, it was to make it so humanity didn't have to use the warp to travel anymore. The plan to keep that rift closed was to sit magnus on the cuck chair and hold it.
>>717481169wouldnt custodes absolutely shit all over the grey knights? hell the SOS would just hard counter them
>>717487486Didn't have the time, Magnus broke it by trying to warn him of Horus' betrayal.
>>717487560>until they said it in RTPretty sure you have Eldar in DOW saying it, and that's the pronunciation they use.
>>717487593Magnus broke it while doing nothing wrong.
>>717487661>told not to do it>does it anywayshe deserved his punishment
>>717487661>Magnus broke it while doing nothing wrong.He was being manipulated by Tzeentch from the literal beginning of his life.
Im a Thousand Sons apologist though.
maybe the emperor should have listened to magnus' warning instead of having his world slaughtered
>>717487428>the actial mechanisms of the golden throne stopped working millenia ago>the throne still works, though, and the astronomican still burns>and it does so because trillions of humans across millions of worlds believe that the emperor eternally sits the golden throne and lights the way for humanity to holy terra>Biggie would have naturally regenerated only a few centuries after his battle but the sheer tremendous psychic weight of all of humanity is keeping him all but dead on the throne because thats what everyone believes him to be
>big E soloed 4 chaos gods at the same time while also fighting an invasion on Terra AND fought his own son AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME and won (mostly)
why is he so powerful bros? He's the strongest thing in the entire setting by a long shot. Even his fucking corpse shits on almost everything else.
>>717482079>emperor stands up>oh no I can't see the light of the astronomicon anymore>earth collapses into the warp portal and creates the eye of terra>oh there it is, or close enough to navigate by
>>717487728Maybe the emperor should have used his psychic might to see that Erebus was gonna fuck everything up and aborted the bastard.
>>717487728he didnt slaughter it, horus did, he told russ to bring him magnus not to kill them, horus took advantage of this and was like NAW he said kill him
>>717487773Hes human will made manifest.
Dawn of War Definitive edition should add the Thousand Sons so we can have a kino loyalist/traitor face-off of the same faction.
Why the fuck were they wasted on the Smurfs? The Smurfs should have fought the Death Gay, Emperor's Children or that seething red mong
>>717487773Horus and the Chaos gods were fucking his ass. He only won by tricking them. He's not more powerful.
>>717487728Technically the Emperor ordered Magnus to be arrested. You'd think Constantine Valdor would have been more inclined to follow the original orders, even if he did hate the Primarchs.
>>717473031As an Eldar player, it's because there is nothing unique about the Eldar anymore, in every way, Space Marines are just Eldar but better in every way.
Also I feel Dark Eldar have been significantly nerfed in the lore, they always just come off as complete jobber heels.
Also another part is they are never actually shown to be super fast. Even in Rogue Trader, Yrliet is basically just a normal human in her movement. Where in lore they are supposed to be so fast and bizarre in movements that Space Marines can't keep up with them. I think honestly Kibellah is how Yirlet should have played.
At least in tabletop they get extra movement bullshit which makes them OP as fuck on the tabletop. (WH40k, movement is everything)
>>717487560https://youtu.be/4vLJJbkHz7I
good thread boys
remember that ultramarines are for faggots
>>717487870>Also I feel Dark Eldar have been significantly nerfed in the lorenerfed from what? they were never "an incredibly powerful force", just a bunch of pirates who try to avoid upfront fights, they were literally always this, and i love the deldar so much
>>717487878Hon(k) elves don't count.
>>717487994>*fires the "instant death" gun at you*
>>717476504Guilliman definitely does, it's confirmed multiple times in plague wars, and Magnus punched out one of Russ heart during their little wrestle on prospero so it's likely all primarchs are built like their space marines but better in every way
>>717487773He's a soul Voltron of a bunch of prehistoric psykers that used to have the same powers the eldar also used to have, and used their powers to guide early humanity. One of these powers was reincarnation, but they foresaw that that wouldn't be a possibility in the near future, so they pooled their power to create a being that would have their combined might, and would be physically immortal, and as such not need reincarnation, to guide humanity in their place. The Emperor is stronger than any other psyker because he is effectively a couple thousand psykers put together.
what the fuck do tyranids even do vs necrons?
>>717488173nothing, they avoid necron planets
>>717488173nothing. they avoid necrons because they have nothing to gain from fighting them
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>>717484519>>717484615it still fucking bothers me that they ruined the scaling and made the emperor look like a literal giant
>>717488128ZAP, MOTHAFUCKA!
>>717488252they didnt, he's a biomancer and altered his size several times
>>717488252He can project whatever size he wants to look like.
>>717487127Cawl doesn't need the deldar to revive emperor. He can do it but the terminus decree thing implies they don't want to actually do it.
Only blanks would know what he actually looks like
>>717488359Hes more than strong enough to obfuscate any blank.
>>717488356>Cawl doesn't need the deldar to revive emperorCool because the whole thing of the Carrion Throne story had nothing to do with the deldar reviving the emperor. The plot uncovered was that the deldar were going to make their own emperor to sit in their own version of the golden throne in commoragh.
>>717487371Malcador holding the astronomicon didn't work out very well the last time he did it.
>>717488303that's literally ork tier reasoning aka GW needs to come up with a bullshit reason of an explanation for it to make sense and fix all visual inconsistencies
>>717488471he was holding the warp out of the throne room
>>717488471But it did. It only "didn't work out well" when he stopped.
>>717488462No. Did you miss the part where it said that the failing parts of the throne had eldar glyphs on it and the fabricator general needed the deldar humonculous to provide spares to keep it functional?
>>717488489>the most powerful psyker around is doing an equivalent of a parlor trickyeah, totally improbable
>>717488529He would have been made to ash either way.
>>717488545Anon, that has nothing to do with reviving the emperor, but had everything to do with stopping the throne from breaking down.
>>717488359Bro. He has sisters of silence stand next to him and they don't even affect him. To paraphrase what magnus said about the emperor, regular psykers are like a candle in the warp whereas the emperor is a sun. You can't douse the sun with an extinguisher.
>>717488128oh no, i found the 1d6chan page for this thing and now im neck deep into about 20 tabs of shit i keep finding interesting but probably won't have enough time to read, its 3 in the morning too, fuck me.
i missed this site a lot.
>>717488603oh my bad reviving isnt want I what I meant to say but Cawl can keep the throne functioning as well. The point is that Cawl can do anything.
>>717488545Really? Because didn't Trazyn get a look at it and he said something along the lines of "Oh yeah, that's definitely one of ours, fuck if I know what it does though."
>>717488710Yup, eldar have access to some straight up bullshit.
>>717488805not as bullshit as the necros but that's a pretty well known fact.
https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Synaptic_Disintegrator
>>717488764Maybe both are canon. The golden throne can have all kinds of tech including old one stuff for all we know.
what makes a fully awakened necron planet so dangerous? ive heard 40k anons say they are the toughest shit when fully awakened, why?
>>717460292>Imagine managing to stand up to eldritch horrors only to retire and immediately have everything you built devolve into retardation of the highest degreeAnon, I... that's Clownworld since atleast +300yrs (and that only if you have any faith in globohomo's historical fanfiction).
>>717489152well because most of them are just mindless killing machines, there's nothing left of the flesh creature they used to be. And the clever ones that remember what they were before they became machines, those guys are mostly fucking insane. Also they have technology that makes the Eldar look like dumb children.
>>717489152Theyve been the pinnacle of technology in the galaxy for literally millions of years.
If they are the pinnacle of technology why dont they just build more pylons to get chaos to fuck off?
>>717489467Because it takes a while and they aren't all awake to have that kind of reach.
>>717488252That's emprah mindtrick though, he appeared as that to "boost" morale for humie, but according to sister of silence he's just a simple man no more no less
>>717488304Changes size like Gamagoori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMRxDVCcslo