Thread 717463209

>break laws
>refuse to show up to cort
>eventually forced to pay millions
>repeat this every other month
why is he like this? Can't this fat jew just fund half life 3 already instead of breaching consumer rights?

>>717463209 (OP)
OI LUV YOU 'AVN'T FORCED ALL YER USERS TO FACIAL ID THEMSELVES?? 100 MILLION DOLLAR FINE PLUS MANDATORY LGBT CLASSES

>>717463456
>implying gaben won't bend the knee 100th time
valve drones have the memory of a gold fish

>>717463546
[SAD NEWS]

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>717463546
a lot of anons could make money baiting people with current topic slop but instead they do it for free on /v/

judges will keep doubling the fines until his fat ass is in court

>>717463209 (OP)
Please bro just bankroll his 7th yacht please he's one of the "good" billionaires even though steam sales are always dogshit and valve hasn't made any real games for over a decade please just think of his shiny new seventh yacht waiting to be purchased have a heart man you don't want valve to put a microtransaction cash shop with lootboxes into deadlock do you just buy his seventh yacht for the coastal billionaire democrat donor please just give him enough money for his 7th yacht please man.

>>717463854
or he just shuts down the UK site and blocks the shithole from accessing steam's sore

>>717463456
>implying gay people want this ID shit either

>>717464171
They were the ones championing it 2 weeks ago

>>717463780
Good

>>717464202
?

>>717463209 (OP)
Gabe is based

>Waiter! More yachts please!
>Videogames? What are those?

>>717463854
kek imagine a chessboard and grains of rice situation and they end up fining him trillions

>>717464004
Why do that when you can bend the knee like you usually do? In the end, Jewell values his yacht purchases more than everything else. I'm pretty sure the only reason Valve throws a tantrum with these retarded lawsuits all the time is because of sheer incompetence of valve preventing from literally speaking to people so these things take time.

>>717463918
He actually just bought the yacht company so he's good there
https://www.businessinsider.com/gaming-ceo-gabe-nwell-buys-yacht-company-oceanco-jeff-bezos-2025-8

>>717464484
You faggots were begging the government to censor things you didn't like and then were surprised you got included

>endless spam about yachts
you can really tell gabe's net worth passing timmy really upset him

>>717465359
hope gabe sees this post lil bro

>>717465529
0.001 rupees have been deposited to your account

>>717465529
hi tim
why is ue5 so bad
pls fix

I'M ON A BOAT NIGGA -gayben newell

>>717463209 (OP)
>tells lawyer kikes to fuck off by having fuck-you money
>N...NOOO YOU *HAVE* TO COME TO THIS COURTROOM AND LET ME LECTURE YOU IN FRONT OF A FELLOW TRIBESMA.... I MEAN JUDGE!
yeah, im thinking based

>>717463209 (OP)
>breaching consumer rights
most thinly veiled Timmy thread I've ever seen

>>717463209 (OP)
>gaben
>jewish
saar please do the needful and go back. You cannot do the early life saar

>>717468595
Gaben the eternal gamer found a true way to never touch grass

>>717463209 (OP)
the funniest part? Other corporations do this shit all the time and get people killed and crippled or tank the whole fucking economy but you don't care about that because you're a manchild