Thread 717463825

>"New" Fate is out
>nobody cares
it's actually over Nasubros

>$30
pass

vns arent game

>>717463825 (OP)
Fate Sneed Night

>>717463825 (OP)
>doesn't include Capsule Servant
lol
lmao even

>>717463948
>here, save some extra on this special bundle deal!
>it's literally just $30 (so base price)
I fucking hate Gaben for destroying the conversion rate of my meme currency. I'm getting fucked over $3 and I don't like it.

>>717463825 (OP)
>New
>Remaster
>Ataraxia

>>717463825 (OP)
Don't care. When's Fate/Extra

>>717464840
>he doesn't want to choose Saber's panties again
gay

I'm not rereading this. Years too late for me to give a shit

>>717464161
What all is cut? This is based on the vita version, so this and Tiger The Movie?

Okay, so what did they censor this time?

No H no buy.

>>717463825 (OP)
Should have come 20 years ago when I still gave a very slight fuck about Fate.

I've only read FSN, HA and Umineko. Should I reread Umi or something new entirely? No way fag I'm going to bother with Fate after what they did with GO

>>717465348
I've tried to get into Umineko a couple times but the first chapter is just so damn slow that I lose interest.

>>717465430
I feel like the first chapter is the best one once it starts going, it actually feels like you're seeing a murder mystery unfold in front of your eyes since it's before all the magical shit starts happening from episode 2 onwards. The atmosphere is amazing.

>>717464102
And you aren't a woman, yet pretend otherwise.
>>717465348
Nah, stick to Umitrash, quality VNs will surely kill you

>>717463825 (OP)
I already played the og HA with the vita voices patched in. Why would I play this when it doesn't have Caren sex and Sakura/Rider threesome?

>>717465348
I'm no VN expert but everyone should read Muv Luv.

Give it to me straight, bros. Is FSN boomercore now? I got a zoomer at work who is a massive weeb but refuses anything Fate.

>>717463825 (OP)
Will someone port the translation to a version with the hscenes?
Or port the hscenes to the new release?

>pay for something that has been free for probably 20 years
>no porn

>>717463825 (OP)
>Pay for censorship
no

>>717466078
It's always "no porn no buy" with you faggots but the instant someone puts porn in their game it's "lmao why would i pay for porn???"

There's no winning, therefore fuck you and any considerations about you are irrelevant.

i read fate and got excited.

>>717466037
Yes, the only Fate-related thing popular with zoomers is Astolfo because they're faggots.

>>717466037
VNs were boomercore for a a while now, zoomers can't read

>>717464470
>I'm getting fucked over $3
So don't buy it. If you still bought then you deserve the bad conversion rate to stay

>>717466037
Millennials and previous gens at least. Japanese Battle Royale shows were just booming in popularity at the time. The influence of the Battle Royale novel spawned a whole genre that influenced multiple fields. Nowadays Battle Royale is even a game genre and zoomers are just used to it. Fate can't scratch them like it did the audience when it first appeared just like how Ryuki was so good that they had to copy it into madoka and tried to replicate it multiple times since then. Fate itself in 2025 is nothing like what the original audience liked, I myself am a super fan of the franchise but anything that happened in GO just went ahead of me.

>>717466037
Type Moon fell out of relevance over five years ago due to stagnation. Now it's only known for a gacha that was horribly out of date on its arrival.

>>717463825 (OP)
>not a gacha
pass

>>717463825 (OP)
So is this worth reading? It honestly sounds like filler bullshit

What do we think about him, nowadays?

>>717467347
All the VN stuff should have been released while they were still airing UBW and Zero. These niggas must really be allergic to money.

>>717466758
Okay, give me a VN on Steam I can actually enjoy. The only one I've manged to finish is the lovecraft girl one, and I didn't like it. I don't want censored shit. I don't want onions self-insert MC. Also, it has to be on Steam. I've got a habit of losing save files while playing these, and Steam uploads 'em to the cloud automatically.

>Fate/Stay Night Remastered
>Fate/Hollow Remastered
What else? Is Muv-Luv actually good?

>>717467563
he fucks saber


raw

>>717463825 (OP)
Everyone who cares read it years ago.

>>717466037
Every nasuverse thing before FGO is boomercore.

>>717463825 (OP)
isnt it censored and poorly localized?

is it true most people who play FGO have never actually read FSN?

Don't have the funds for it right now after buying some new releases. Maybe when the bundle is cheaper.

>>717467496
It was so shit they decided to focus on making the gacha instead

>>717467576
If you can tolerate camp dengeki stryker's pretty kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuvI0gbYZF8&

>>717463825 (OP)
HA was kinda lame.

>>717467576
>Fate/Stay Night Remastered
>Fate/Hollow Remastered
those are censored

>>717463825 (OP)
I played the one with the sex scenes. I have no need for this censored version.

>>717467576
Well, Muv-Luv isn't but that's kind of the point of it. Alternative is great. Also has amazing production values as far as VNs go.
You have to kinda suffer through Muv-Luv and Extra, but maybe you enjoy those kinds of things.

Is there a good VN that has cute girls having anal? Nisekoi?

>>717463825 (OP)
>Censored garbage
>No threesome with sakura offering you to suck her tits while medusa jumps on your dick at the same time
The only way to get on steam is by making american tier gatrbage

>>717467925
Almost nobody has read FSN. That was a problem even before FGO was a thing. Niggas just don't read.

>>717468208
Why not patch that in to the Steam version?

>>717467347
Tsukihime had a big release on switch, you retarded poser

>>717468301
with what patch?

>>717468274
as a Fateboomer who has never played FGO I always get confused when people talk about how Excalibur was actually a weapon created to fight off alien invanders

When is the Tsukihime remaster coming to steam? Is TM retarded? Do they hate money?

>>717468435
>Do they hate money?
what money?

>>717468479
Bro how much do you think it cost them to make a PC port? 5 dollars?

>>717468432
Excalibur being the ultimate defensive weapon of the earth has been a thing before fgo

>>717467563
Nasu's best MC by a long shot.

Why of these Fate games will I buy on Steam?

Which patches do I need for sex?

>take romance between rapist and whore
>remove the sex
What's the point?

>>717468708
you need the "touch grass" patch

>>717463825 (OP)
>visual novel
yeah there's your reason

>>717464102
FPBP

VNs have to be all ages versions on steam, just patch the sex scenes back in retards

>>717468835
sex

>>717466037
Fate's rep is pretty bad because of the gacha. I myself only recently gave FSN a chance because of that.

>>717465348
MajiKoi is peak comfy.
Aoishiro is fun, too.

>>717469121
deserved
It's sad to see how much fgo ruined the franchise

>>717465348
Just read the seacats manga.

>>717467925
I "play" FGO and I've never finished HF

>>717468429
Did he just do FATE?

>>717467576
Nukitashi with a patch

>>717468429
I would say he's trolling but 38 hours sound legit.
Reminds me of that one Nier review where the journo said the game is super short and dogshit because he stopped playing after ending A.

>>717469742
desu 40 hours is enough to read Fate and UBW which is all you need. Although if he hated it he probably finished HF

>>717463825 (OP)
I bought it. I'll play it next month maybe. I'm busy right now.

>>717469824
Brother, I have almost 90 hours now and I'm on day 14 in HF on my reread. Some people just read slow, that's about as much as I had when I was done with Fate.

>>717463825 (OP)
No shit nobody cares, literal who sequel + most zoomers don't care about eroge + boomer age series + filtered by being a waifu fag series in disguies + tm taking 20 years to bring this shit over + a fan tl existing already WITH the H scenes = only giga tm autist boomers buying it just like they did with the remaster which brought in virtually no new fans. Type Moon is ran by literal retards.

>>717465348
>should I actually explore a medium or read the same schlock over and over
Actually I would prefer you stick with Umineko so you don't shit up discussions of other VNs.

kill yourself BA sissy.

>>717470000
Kinda fucked up considering everyone who has wanted to read ataraxia basically already has for free because of TM taking so long.

>it's another I actually only ever cared about the hilariously shitty H-scenes episode
>it's another /tmg/ seethes about FGO for the millionth time episode

>>717465430
the first episode is literally the peak of thet slogfest.

>>717463825 (OP)
this >>717464161
The extra hanafuda is nice, but it does not make up for the lack of Capsule Servant.
At least if I replay the original PC fan TL then I can read the badly written sex scenes.

Miyazaki will save the franchise. Fate: Souslop edition soon.

>>717470104
No one cares about anything type moon makes outside of fgo and I say this as someone who has posted on beast lair for 17 years, Type Moon and Aniplex ran this franchises hype into the ground globally leaving only fgo standing. Before you say
>But tsukire sold 300k copies!
Yeah in Japan lmao, I said "globally"

>>717470115
They must be retarded over there, it can't be that expensive to make an official translation. They make bank on FGO and couldn't spare some crumbs on bringing their roots to the west.

>>717470138
How can you not seethe when fgo took virtually everything tm ever made and said "doesnt matter anymore, time to make pachinko waifu slots"

Visual novels are always really niche especially in the West, unfortunately. Even the masterpiece like Umineko no Naku Koro ni has PEAK steamdb player count of 145 on Steam...Muv-Luv Alternative has 200.

For perspective, Assassin’s Creed Shadows (yes THAT assassins creed with the black guy ninja) has 64825....
I love VNs but lets be serious here. Its just not popular. Zoomers hate reading and are only capable of reading the subtitle on tiktok if that. We need to figure out a way to put VN on tik tok if we want them to succeed.

>>717470404
Zoomers whine online about reading the source material for fucking manga and you want them to read a visual novel?

>>717470404
you almost ragebaited me into making a serious reply, good job

Wow stealth release.

>>717463825 (OP)
>remastered
Sorry, I usually filter the word

>>717463948
People actually pay for these?

>>717463825 (OP)
unc franchise, your pedo story book game is trash

>>717470528
What would Angra think about this?

I got 70% through hollow ataraxia and lost my save and I have no fucking idea how

>>717468573
The trannylator cost 5 cents per word

>>717470404
>We need to figure out a way to put VN on tik tok if we want them to succeed.
>he doesn't know

>>717470528
wait... is she peebofile?

>>717470860
Switch release would have paid for that translation alone, all they had to do is make the game work on PC. That's the entire cost.

>>717470404
>We need to figure out a way to put VN on tik tok if we want them to succeed.
Zoomers love Saya no Uta because of this already

Whenever I think of the Fate VN I think of a broken printer because of this track. Pretty sure it only plays once in the entire game when Shirou gets splashed by Grail AIDS in Fate, but it's a core memory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5H5Sgdwb_4

>>717469187
I've been trying to read majikoi for months now but nothing really sticks to me, I think the girls are really hot and they're the main reason I started it but I found out it's just a SoL friendship story which seems worthless and slightly annoying since it's a constant reminder that I should've been outside instead, it also has a lot of my least liked weebshit tropes from the early 2000s so I'm just cringing and/or bored 60% of the time.
Kinda sad that it took me this long to find out about it since I'm sure it might have been one of my favorite games of all time if I had read it 7 years ago or so. Shouichi is a bro though.
I'm also reading it right after finishing Muramasa and everytime Chris talks about justice I just think of the hero route lol[/spoilers]

>>717470404
>troonyneko
>masterpiece
shitconia part 2 never lol

Is this the sleepy footjob game or was that another one?

>>717470404
>>717470871
>>717471046
Why did saya get the big boost, why not all the other moege and eroge? Why isnt fate getting 30k reviews on steam and egirls surrounding it or majikoi or 9-nine or Utawaremono or if my heart had wings or muramasa or rance or yuzuge or smee shit or purplesoft stuff or white album 2 or little busters or amakano or toneworks stuff or dies irae or kkk or tsukihime you get the point, but why saya? Why saya zoomer egirls but not chachamaru zoomer egirls?

>>717471276
>it's just a SoL friendship story
it is heavy on the friend simulator and that's why i like it.
if you're going to dismiss cool DBZ fights with hot babes as "weebshit" though then yeah it's going to be a bad time for you.

>>717471276
Can I read this without the 18+ patch?

>eroge
Fate basically stopped being one after the PS2 release back in 2007. It's rather silly to complain about lack of h-scenes when Type-Moon themselves have been actively denying its roots for decades.

>>717471575
>muramasa
>Dies Irae/KKK
E-girls can't appreciate that, those were made exclusively for powerscalers like me.

>>717471276
>and slightly annoying since it's a constant reminder that I should've been outside instead
that's the worst fucking feeling a VN can invoke in someone, you read something so nice and wholesome that you question why you are sitting alone in a dark room at 3AM and the last human interaction you've had is writing gm in group chat 20 hours ago

>>717470871
I NEED to see this video.
I remember seeing zoomers thinking their FOTM and twitter headcanon anime characters were in the list

>>717471624
They dont deny their roots though
https://www.typemoon.com/products/hollow/main.html
Their main site https://typemoon.com/game/
has literally h scenes from ataraxia on the main site lol

>>717463825 (OP)
>censored version
Hard pass.

>>717463825 (OP)

All real fans read Hollow Ataraxia when the fan translation was finished, back in 2011 or something.

yeah, here is your latest fate game

>>717463825 (OP)
>new
We all played this like 20 years ago, anon.

>>717470528
Huh. Didn't know Bazett turned up in that.

>>717471575
>why
it's because of saya's character design: easy to cosplay, easy to recognize. no displayed personality and she doesn't need one (just like hatsune miku). and the inherent edginess of the vn, i guess.
also its length is equivalent to watching a one cour anime so naturally more people end up reading it compared to literally any other vn. which is not to say that even half of the "fanbase" actually reads it (it's problematic, afterall), but i imagine it to be one of reasons.

>>717463825 (OP)
I thought HA was just some spinoff until like 2018. I still don't quite understand how it can be a sequel. I don't "play" VNs. I hate VNs.

>>717471608
I haven't gotten to a single sex scene yet, the art is pretty good and the girls look really sexy so I don't understand why you'd do that in the first place, but you'd probably find it if you look for it.

>>717471386
I wish Avenger thought of that while Bazett was sleeping on the couch.
Kagetsu Tohya had a footjob after all.

>>717470871
What VN is this from

>>717471763
It's been long removed, but here's a copy
https://files.catbox.moe/8jgdjr.mp4
>>717472278
Subahibi

>>717472320
kek'd, first good zoomer tiktok

>>717472320
The kamige of shitposts.

>>717470759
He would think bazedd.

>>717471713
I think it's possible to sell muramasa to the e-girls with the Kageaki and Kanae relationship and turn Ichijo into a favorite of the xitter-addicted zoomers if you make shitposts of her as an "intolerant left-winger with hype moments and aura" but it's best that it doesn't get more popular, I've seen at least 3 people calling Kageaki a trans lesbian and it gave me genocidal thoughts for an hour or two.

>>717465348
Read Baldr Sky. And then GIT GUD at Baldr Sky.

>>717471575
>Why isnt fate getting 30k reviews on steam and egirls surrounding it
Because Pekora chose to shill FGO instead of the VN

Lets be honest, who even knows that Fate was VN these days? If you hear someone talking about Fate it's going to be about FGO. At this point even the animes are ancient, UBW is 11 years old, Zero is just 1 year younger and FSN doesn't exist.

>>717472876
>I've seen at least 3 people calling Kageaki a trans lesbian
lol what the fuck

>>717465740
>slideshow simulators
>games
nope

Does it have funny sex scenes like FSN? That was the highlight of my Fate playthrough.

>>717463825 (OP)
>No physical release for the Switch, just like Fate Stay

>>717474847
This version certainly doesn't.

Are all the hanafuda teams voiced in this version?

Oh boy I can't wait to read about Shirou's next breakfast! Is it going to be Japanese or western style?! I'm quaking in my boots from anticipation!

>>717472162
>I thought HA was just some spinoff until like 2018. I still don't quite understand how it can be a sequel.

It happens after the first game. That's it. That's all you need to count as a sequel. It takes place in the same chronology and happens one year after the first game.

>>717475748
t. Saber

>>717475748
some niggas really grew up without Redwall in their lives and it shows.

>>717464102
Give me a definition of game that doesn't include vns

I still respect Archer for leaking the F/HA fan translation script because he realized those fuckers at beast's lair were NEVER going to release it.

>>717465348
The lb6 is better than your favorite vn

>>717474880
Literally too small of a market for a physical release and too expensive of an ip for someone like limited run to pick up

>>717476672
You do realize both Witch On The Holy Night and Tsukihime got western physical releases, right?
Just make it a small print like they did with those.

>>717476389
Was his autism just a ruse to not get banned though?

>>717476116
Explain.

>>717477504
Brian Jacques describes feasts the way Tolkien describes grassy hills: in pornographic detail.

>>717477580
Eh I don't think Shirou's descriptions go as far as that

>>717463825 (OP)
>new
Bruh this shit came out like 20 years ago, nothing new about it.

>>717477824
missing the point.