>OOF

>>717464258 (OP)
Mario if he vaxxed

It's been 5 years, get over it

>>717464741
Tik tok vaxxie XD

>>717464741
two more weeks...

Still waiting the 30 gorillion vaxxie deaths

>>717464258 (OP)
Purebloods? WW@?

>>717464258 (OP)
>good friends

>>717464741
RESTRICTIONS WILL LIFT WITH SOME EASE
MR FAUCI DON'T FORGET MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>717464685
>>717465017
I've seen right wingers claim we are now in a post-cope situation about COVID in that they were right all along and nobody believed them, and that the scientific authorities had to admit the vaccine wasn't safe
But isn't that whole deal still about a very very small amount of the population, even if it was true?
Idk I guess if you're really conspiratorial you could just say vaccine deaths are intentionally underreported.

>>717465424
>half of americans drink booze
>a quarter smoke cigarettes
>three quarters don't meet minimum exercise requirements
>almost half are obese or morbidly
>half eat processed food and fast food daily
Yep its the vaccine though

>>717465424
vaccine and other treatment deaths werent unreported during the pandemic. they were reported as covid deaths for cash. doctors were killing people for money.

>>717464258 (OP)
*Bowser Laugh Transition*

>>717466648
Proofs?

>>717464258 (OP)
TOTAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

>>717464258 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFwhd0zsHU

How did ((they)) get away with manufacturing a fake virus

>>717465152
pro-vaccine fags were cringe as hell but weren't like, more than 0.00000002% of people who took the vaccine supposed to die?

>>717464258 (OP)
>forced to take vaxx for work during covid
>3 years later have heart palpitations every day
>multiple doctors say it's normal and not to worry about it

>>717464258 (OP)
lockdown was so comfy, wish it came back

>>717467097
I don't like to be the bearer of these news, but... I think it's over, anon.

>>717467097
I am sure that has nothing to do with you being a fatass.

>>717467097
I'm so sorry anon.

Why did vaccinations become the #1 target for paranoid conspiracy theorists when opioids kill tens of thousands of people per year and make tons more money?

>>717467097
>3 years later
Not the vaxx.

>>717467097
I didn't take the vax but now I have heart problems from edging too hard

I didn't take it is all.

>>717467456
Good for you, anon! I'm boosted!

After I got the vaxxx I became bisexual.

>>717464258 (OP)
>SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

I don't even know what this thread is about! :c

>>717464976
more like five minutes

>meanwhile Chad Bowser took 3 milliliters of Ivermectin for 3 days to successfully kill the infection.

>>717467720
Oh yea? I'm triple boosted!
Match me!

>>717467831
underage, summerfag, or both?

>>717467337
>Why did vaccinations become the #1 target for paranoid conspiracy theorists when opioids kill tens of thousands of people per year and make tons more money?
The word conspiracy implies it's not a well-known truth

>>717467951
How do I get a woman to look at me like that?

>>717464741
Trump won.

Vaccines work, including the MRNA ones.

But thanks fuck they do, because they fucking beta tested the vaccines on the public like a game publisher.
If they didn't, it would be quite a disaster.

>>717467337
It's something that they were forcing you to take, because liberals are fucking retarded.
If they charged a small fee for it and said "it's in limited quantities", everyone would fucking take it.

>>717464258 (OP)
Gotta work on that cardio, fatty.

>>717465424
>But isn't that whole deal still about a very very small amount of the population, even if it was true?
It was more about how the vaccines weren't safe because they were rushed without normal proper diligence (true) and also that they weren't effective (also true). Sweden instituted a herd immunity policy where they just accepted everyone was going to catch it and then get over it, while carefully watching people who were most at risk, which is what right-wingers wanted.

What we got instead was extreme government overreach with many people being fired if they didn't take an unproven experimental shot for what was essentially a very bad cold, businesses closed down by the thousands (and their market share replaced by big business who could weather the storm), increases in budget for enforcing these laws against the will of nearly everyone, and growing libshit compliance with whatever they're told to do.

The biggest kicker for me is that people would get violent and almost rabid over fact that everyone will die if they don't get vaxxed and keep 3 metres apart, then suddenly george floyd dies and NOBODY gives a shit anymore. Massive crowds with no concern over airborne toxins and even the experts who said you couldn't go to church because that's too crowded said "oh yeah no go ahead and riot lol it's all good"


To this day I still haven't gotten a good answer as to the logic for that last part. They believe both things to be true (crowds will kill everyone) (crowds will kill no one if it's about racism) at the same time.

>>717467968
I'm quadruple. Get on my level, casual

>>717468478
hey kids dont take needles from big nosed strangers

>>717468632
Actually do, I did once and it was heroin.
Shit was cash.

>>717464685
That looks like vaxxed plus 5 boosters

>>717465424
vaccines got exposed, and we ain't ever closing that pandora box ever again. The next 50 years are going to be hell for "Science".

>>717468632
True, only get licensed medications from your local Tacos selling candy apples on the street corner.

>>717464685
someone post it...

>>717468690
It's a shame that the single most effective preventative measure and effectively the only way to curb chemical dependency on big pharma (considering most vaccines are typically only taken a few times, instead of throughout a lifetime) became the scapegoat for right-wing schizos because left-wing schizos overreached and made a circus out of it.
We really should execute every political pundit.

>>717468520
>then suddenly george floyd dies and NOBODY gives a shit anymore. Massive crowds with no concern over airborne toxins and even the experts who said you couldn't go to church because that's too crowded said "oh yeah no go ahead and riot lol it's all good"
This is the most American thing I have ever heard

i didnt take it
>the vax
no refunds, goylem
rent is due, slave, go work for your boss

>>717467097
>get the vax
>still perfectly fine
You faggots lied to me about it killing me

>Why yes, Ozzie died of the vaxx chud! No way was it the decades of cocaine, amphetamine, sleepless nights on tour, and parkinsons. It was definitely the 0.2mL vax he got 5 years ago!

>>717464258 (OP)
>never got vaxxed
>Never go covid because i was a fucking hermit
Feels good

>>717467831
sex with cute shamikoposters!

>717468012
>>>/pol/

>>717468942
>vaccines
>only way to curb chemical dependency on big pharma
i know you're joking but there are people out there who actually believe this.

>>717467337
Vaccines can be used to scam retards, specially one that was developed in like 1 month
Last month i was arguing with one retard he doesn't need "boosters" for tetanus if he already got vaccinated as a kid, but the npc first response is if everyone else get boosters then it should be true and needed.

>>717468350
>forcing you
There was no laws that required you to where a mask or take a shot. It's just that most businesses wouldn't let you in without it or closed down for quarantine.

Chris I know you posted this thread.

>>717469660
There was this retired F1 champion nico rosberg who got banned from attending races because he never got vaccinated despite already getting covid and recovered from it

>>717464685
Mariocarditis

>fell for it again award.jpg

>>717469581
Nah. I'm being unironic.
With medications you have to take them multiple times and risk side effects and addiction every time. The common cold for example you're typically taking antihistamines, decongestants, NSAIDs and perhaps an antibiotic to prevent a secondary infection. With a vaccine your body is literally doing 90% of the work, it is the closest thing to a gym for you immune system.

>>717469920
Do people really take all that stuff? I usually just deal with it

>>717468247
>pictured: 4 vaxxies celebrating that at leasr they died as decent human beings

>>717470037
So do I. Maybe a nice warm tea, and some honey and garlic for decongesting, maybe some propolis for a light antibiotic if shit's well and truly fucked.
You'd be surprised at how often people just want PILLS HERE like goddamn Louis from L4D

>>717464741
>It's been 5 years, get over it
No.

>>717469920
>The common cold for example you're typically taking antihistamines, decongestants, NSAIDs and perhaps an antibiotic
What the fuck? No you don't.
Bro it's chicken noodle soup, green tea, and maybe honey mixed in the tea if you have a sore throat. Lots of sleep and fluids (water, juice, etc). You don't need a single thing other than that.

>>717469920
Years ago I would take allergy medicine just to help me sleep without actually being sick

If you are vaccinated why are you so scared of people who aren't vaccinated and can carry the virus? isn't your vaccine supposed to work?

>>717464741
2 more weeks for real this time. Just two more (2)

>brother and both parents have had covid at least 2 times
>never got it
its cuz you gotta eat onions

>>717470550
Kek, many said this and never got an answer

>>717469441
>he called me cute!
:O

>>717465152
what a legacy

>>717470346
>What the fuck? No you don't.
You'd be surprised to know that the highest-grossing category of over-the-counter medication sold in the US goes to remedies to treat respiratory infection. Which encompasses antihistamines, decongestants and NSAIDs. Antibiotics still need prescription, but they're still sold in high volume, and only recommended to the more vulnerable people.
Still you're right, you don't NEED anything other than that but people WANT something more than that. A vaccine lets you skip most of the bullshit pharmaceuticals that only treat the symptoms and trains your immune system to combat the root cause directly.

>>717470550
>>717470849
Retard

>>717467097
you guys are lamer than "long covid" people

>>717470935
>You'd be surprised to know that the highest-grossing category of over-the-counter medication sold in the US goes to remedies to treat respiratory infection.
Of course it is? Anything spicy or useful or both is not otc lol

>>717467014
>some person get vaccinated
>He died from a heart attack 1 week later
>News report some person died by a heart attack, nothing else
And my favorite
>Get covid
>Get robbed while buying alcohol because its the land of freedom
>get shot and killed
>News report "unvaxxed covid patient died"

Fuck americans that is all i want to say

>>717469660
blue states were firing people for it. that's a mandate.

>>717471254
> Hah, I can't get high on this shit.
Got it, you are a nigger.

>>717469920
>The common cold for example you're typically taking antihistamines, decongestants, NSAIDs and perhaps an antibiotic to prevent a secondary infection
Do amerimutts REALLY?
I just take some ibupofren and wait my 3-7 days to recover lol

>>717471384
>> Hah, I can't get high on this shit.
Someone's not very creative

>>717471418
ibuprofen is an nsaid eurobro...

>>717471418
Ibuprofen is a NSAID

>>717471307
If there's not proof the vaxx caused it, they legally can't just say he died from a reaction, that would be an assumption.

>>717469914
spbp

>>717470873

>>717467720
I'm glad you took it. It's almost like it was one giant fear-mongering campaign to turn people against each other through tribalism. As those who took and and didn't take it are practically unaffected. You'll always be my fren.

>>717468690
And for kids dying of measles

>>717468942
>left-wing schizos
This is the biggest issue. The anti-vaxx movement was slowly gaining ground. But the moment left-wing schizos began to go "TAKE IT OR DIE TAKE IT OR DIE!" and shouting that natural or herd immunity doesn't exist. Or that if you don't take it you're somehow harming people who took it. They opened the ground for the anti-vaxx movement to go even further.

>>717470550
1) because herd inmunity works best the more people are vaccinated
2) you are going to keep infecting people, some of whom cant get vaccinated

3) who fucking cares its been 5 fucking years, clearly the vaccinated people didnt die,, or turn into zombies or whatever, how about you take the fucking L already

>>717471307
>person drank water
>dies of a heart attack 1 week later
>clearly water causes heart attacks

>Go to make a post on 4nigger
>FOUR 120 second "cooldown" timers IN A ROW
>Resets every other post
>Want to make a thread? Yeah, you have to wait 300 seconds to do that

What the FUCK happened to this SHITHOLE?

>>717472838
The servers detected your computer is unvaxed, so it needed to isolate it for a while.

>>717472838
buy the pass goy

>>717472838
>he doesn't know about keewee esstee

>>717472604
Two more weeks I swear

>>717469914
LMAO!

>>717473354
>keewee esstee
The fuck are babbling about?

>>717473406
no one tell xer about the turbo cancer rates up over 300%

>>717467951
oooo ooooh oooh uohhhhhhh!

>>717464258 (OP)
Mario if he trust the science

nice videogame thread fags, all of you should jump from a bridge.

>>717467097
let me guess, 300+ pounds?

>>717473741
lmao this faggot fell for the fake coofs psy ops.
let me guess, double jabbed triple boosted?

>>717464258 (OP)
>Enter thread thinking it's about the funny sound Mario makes when he runs into a wall in Mario 64.
>It's actually about the covid vaccine
What the fuck?

Am I missing something here? How did y'all simultaneously come to the conclusion that this thread was about the vax?

people who take the vax are stupid and gay

>>717473959
>y'all
Go back

>>717473959
because this board is filled with mindbroken schizo retards.

>>717472838
>he JUST found out about this TODAY!
You must be new here, you butt hurt cretin!

>>717473925
Been going on for years.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/BPJIy-8I4sFoIGhOZ9-Lfg/

>>717473925
How new are you? We've been having these threads ever since the first trailer of the movie came out.

>>717474189
thanks twi
iirc there's some other image people spam from some schizopost about people getting out of their cars and screaming bc of the vax

>>717467097
Same here, though the heart issues are off and on. Most days I'm perfectly fine, but every once in a while will be a "bad day" where I'll legitimately start wondering if I'll make it through the day.
Did you know the "feeling of impending doom" is a real documented symptom? I had no idea until recently but the thoughts that go through your head as your heart starts aching are terrifying.
I'm a good weight too, it isn't that

>tfw I was already a shut in autist before the coof
>had to watch as normies freaked the fuck out

>>717474189
>>717474194
Only 42 threads in the last 31 months. That's an average of 1.35 threads per month. That's nothing.

None of the threads reached bump limit either.
8/42 only got single digit replies
6/42 got triple digit replies. The highest being only 200. Not even half of /v/'s bump limit.

These threads have no traction. And your post belongs in /mlp/. Go back to your containment board, schizo.

>>717474652
Do you feel in charge?

I sell my "unvaxxed" spem on craigslist to retarded couples who actually believe im unvaxxed

>>717474734
>no hooves

fuck off

>>717472838
it does this when cloudflare hasn't sufficiently fingerprinted you
once they know who you are IRL, then the cooldowns stop

>>717468096
Trump is a literal child rapist.

>>717474840
Did anyone actually buy it?