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Anonymous No.717464258 >>717464685 >>717465105 >>717465310 >>717466713 >>717466846 >>717466852 >>717467097 >>717467178 >>717467805 >>717468478 >>717469405 >>717473730 >>717473925
>OOF
Anonymous No.717464685 >>717465424 >>717468685 >>717468852 >>717469914
>>717464258 (OP)
Mario if he vaxxed
Anonymous No.717464741 >>717464905 >>717464976 >>717465346 >>717468096 >>717470326 >>717470790
It's been 5 years, get over it
Anonymous No.717464905
>>717464741
Tik tok vaxxie XD
Anonymous No.717464976 >>717467853
>>717464741
two more weeks...
Anonymous No.717465017 >>717465424
Still waiting the 30 gorillion vaxxie deaths
Anonymous No.717465105
>>717464258 (OP)
Purebloods? WW@?
Anonymous No.717465152 >>717467014 >>717470910
Anonymous No.717465310
>>717464258 (OP)
>good friends
Anonymous No.717465346
>>717464741
RESTRICTIONS WILL LIFT WITH SOME EASE
MR FAUCI DON'T FORGET MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.717465424 >>717466169 >>717466648 >>717468520 >>717468690
>>717464685
>>717465017
I've seen right wingers claim we are now in a post-cope situation about COVID in that they were right all along and nobody believed them, and that the scientific authorities had to admit the vaccine wasn't safe
But isn't that whole deal still about a very very small amount of the population, even if it was true?
Idk I guess if you're really conspiratorial you could just say vaccine deaths are intentionally underreported.
Anonymous No.717466169
>>717465424
>half of americans drink booze
>a quarter smoke cigarettes
>three quarters don't meet minimum exercise requirements
>almost half are obese or morbidly
>half eat processed food and fast food daily
Yep its the vaccine though
Anonymous No.717466648 >>717466768
>>717465424
vaccine and other treatment deaths werent unreported during the pandemic. they were reported as covid deaths for cash. doctors were killing people for money.
Anonymous No.717466713
>>717464258 (OP)
*Bowser Laugh Transition*
Anonymous No.717466768
>>717466648
Proofs?
Anonymous No.717466846
>>717464258 (OP)
TOTAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Anonymous No.717466852
>>717464258 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFwhd0zsHU
Anonymous No.717466969
How did ((they)) get away with manufacturing a fake virus
Anonymous No.717467014 >>717471307
>>717465152
pro-vaccine fags were cringe as hell but weren't like, more than 0.00000002% of people who took the vaccine supposed to die?
Anonymous No.717467097 >>717467227 >>717467234 >>717467249 >>717467337 >>717467413 >>717469227 >>717471102 >>717473825 >>717474398
>>717464258 (OP)
>forced to take vaxx for work during covid
>3 years later have heart palpitations every day
>multiple doctors say it's normal and not to worry about it
Anonymous No.717467178
>>717464258 (OP)
lockdown was so comfy, wish it came back
Anonymous No.717467227
>>717467097
I don't like to be the bearer of these news, but... I think it's over, anon.
Anonymous No.717467234
>>717467097
I am sure that has nothing to do with you being a fatass.
Anonymous No.717467249
>>717467097
I'm so sorry anon.
Anonymous No.717467337 >>717468046 >>717468350 >>717469589
Why did vaccinations become the #1 target for paranoid conspiracy theorists when opioids kill tens of thousands of people per year and make tons more money?

>>717467097
>3 years later
Not the vaxx.
Anonymous No.717467413
>>717467097
I didn't take the vax but now I have heart problems from edging too hard
Anonymous No.717467456 >>717467720
I didn't take it is all.
Anonymous No.717467720 >>717467968 >>717471881
>>717467456
Good for you, anon! I'm boosted!
Anonymous No.717467745
After I got the vaxxx I became bisexual.
Anonymous No.717467805
>>717464258 (OP)
>SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
Anonymous No.717467831 >>717468012 >>717469441
I don't even know what this thread is about! :c
Anonymous No.717467853
>>717464976
more like five minutes
Anonymous No.717467951 >>717468076 >>717473563
>meanwhile Chad Bowser took 3 milliliters of Ivermectin for 3 days to successfully kill the infection.
Anonymous No.717467968 >>717468617
>>717467720
Oh yea? I'm triple boosted!
Match me!
Anonymous No.717468012
>>717467831
underage, summerfag, or both?
Anonymous No.717468046
>>717467337
>Why did vaccinations become the #1 target for paranoid conspiracy theorists when opioids kill tens of thousands of people per year and make tons more money?
The word conspiracy implies it's not a well-known truth
Anonymous No.717468076
>>717467951
How do I get a woman to look at me like that?
Anonymous No.717468096 >>717475161
>>717464741
Trump won.
Anonymous No.717468247 >>717470109
Vaccines work, including the MRNA ones.

But thanks fuck they do, because they fucking beta tested the vaccines on the public like a game publisher.
If they didn't, it would be quite a disaster.
Anonymous No.717468350 >>717469660
>>717467337
It's something that they were forcing you to take, because liberals are fucking retarded.
If they charged a small fee for it and said "it's in limited quantities", everyone would fucking take it.
Anonymous No.717468478 >>717468632
>>717464258 (OP)
Gotta work on that cardio, fatty.
Anonymous No.717468520 >>717469041
>>717465424
>But isn't that whole deal still about a very very small amount of the population, even if it was true?
It was more about how the vaccines weren't safe because they were rushed without normal proper diligence (true) and also that they weren't effective (also true). Sweden instituted a herd immunity policy where they just accepted everyone was going to catch it and then get over it, while carefully watching people who were most at risk, which is what right-wingers wanted.

What we got instead was extreme government overreach with many people being fired if they didn't take an unproven experimental shot for what was essentially a very bad cold, businesses closed down by the thousands (and their market share replaced by big business who could weather the storm), increases in budget for enforcing these laws against the will of nearly everyone, and growing libshit compliance with whatever they're told to do.

The biggest kicker for me is that people would get violent and almost rabid over fact that everyone will die if they don't get vaxxed and keep 3 metres apart, then suddenly george floyd dies and NOBODY gives a shit anymore. Massive crowds with no concern over airborne toxins and even the experts who said you couldn't go to church because that's too crowded said "oh yeah no go ahead and riot lol it's all good"


To this day I still haven't gotten a good answer as to the logic for that last part. They believe both things to be true (crowds will kill everyone) (crowds will kill no one if it's about racism) at the same time.
Anonymous No.717468617
>>717467968
I'm quadruple. Get on my level, casual
Anonymous No.717468632 >>717468671 >>717468812
>>717468478
hey kids dont take needles from big nosed strangers
Anonymous No.717468671
>>717468632
Actually do, I did once and it was heroin.
Shit was cash.
Anonymous No.717468685
>>717464685
That looks like vaxxed plus 5 boosters
Anonymous No.717468690 >>717468942 >>717472037
>>717465424
vaccines got exposed, and we ain't ever closing that pandora box ever again. The next 50 years are going to be hell for "Science".
Anonymous No.717468812
>>717468632
True, only get licensed medications from your local Tacos selling candy apples on the street corner.
Anonymous No.717468852
>>717464685
someone post it...
Anonymous No.717468942 >>717469581 >>717472224
>>717468690
It's a shame that the single most effective preventative measure and effectively the only way to curb chemical dependency on big pharma (considering most vaccines are typically only taken a few times, instead of throughout a lifetime) became the scapegoat for right-wing schizos because left-wing schizos overreached and made a circus out of it.
We really should execute every political pundit.
Anonymous No.717469041
>>717468520
>then suddenly george floyd dies and NOBODY gives a shit anymore. Massive crowds with no concern over airborne toxins and even the experts who said you couldn't go to church because that's too crowded said "oh yeah no go ahead and riot lol it's all good"
This is the most American thing I have ever heard
Anonymous No.717469104
i didnt take it
>the vax
no refunds, goylem
rent is due, slave, go work for your boss
Anonymous No.717469227
>>717467097
>get the vax
>still perfectly fine
You faggots lied to me about it killing me
Anonymous No.717469243
>Why yes, Ozzie died of the vaxx chud! No way was it the decades of cocaine, amphetamine, sleepless nights on tour, and parkinsons. It was definitely the 0.2mL vax he got 5 years ago!
Anonymous No.717469405
>>717464258 (OP)
>never got vaxxed
>Never go covid because i was a fucking hermit
Feels good
Anonymous No.717469441 >>717470873
>>717467831
sex with cute shamikoposters!

>717468012
>>>/pol/
Anonymous No.717469581 >>717469920
>>717468942
>vaccines
>only way to curb chemical dependency on big pharma
i know you're joking but there are people out there who actually believe this.
Anonymous No.717469589
>>717467337
Vaccines can be used to scam retards, specially one that was developed in like 1 month
Last month i was arguing with one retard he doesn't need "boosters" for tetanus if he already got vaccinated as a kid, but the npc first response is if everyone else get boosters then it should be true and needed.
Anonymous No.717469660 >>717469871 >>717471379
>>717468350
>forcing you
There was no laws that required you to where a mask or take a shot. It's just that most businesses wouldn't let you in without it or closed down for quarantine.
Anonymous No.717469681
Chris I know you posted this thread.
Anonymous No.717469871
>>717469660
There was this retired F1 champion nico rosberg who got banned from attending races because he never got vaccinated despite already getting covid and recovered from it
Anonymous No.717469914 >>717471791 >>717473420
>>717464685
Mariocarditis
Anonymous No.717469915
>fell for it again award.jpg
Anonymous No.717469920 >>717470037 >>717470346 >>717470535 >>717471418
>>717469581
Nah. I'm being unironic.
With medications you have to take them multiple times and risk side effects and addiction every time. The common cold for example you're typically taking antihistamines, decongestants, NSAIDs and perhaps an antibiotic to prevent a secondary infection. With a vaccine your body is literally doing 90% of the work, it is the closest thing to a gym for you immune system.
Anonymous No.717470037 >>717470218
>>717469920
Do people really take all that stuff? I usually just deal with it
Anonymous No.717470109
>>717468247
>pictured: 4 vaxxies celebrating that at leasr they died as decent human beings
Anonymous No.717470218
>>717470037
So do I. Maybe a nice warm tea, and some honey and garlic for decongesting, maybe some propolis for a light antibiotic if shit's well and truly fucked.
You'd be surprised at how often people just want PILLS HERE like goddamn Louis from L4D
Anonymous No.717470326
>>717464741
>It's been 5 years, get over it
No.
Anonymous No.717470346 >>717470935
>>717469920
>The common cold for example you're typically taking antihistamines, decongestants, NSAIDs and perhaps an antibiotic
What the fuck? No you don't.
Bro it's chicken noodle soup, green tea, and maybe honey mixed in the tea if you have a sore throat. Lots of sleep and fluids (water, juice, etc). You don't need a single thing other than that.
Anonymous No.717470535
>>717469920
Years ago I would take allergy medicine just to help me sleep without actually being sick
Anonymous No.717470550 >>717470849 >>717471085 >>717472604
If you are vaccinated why are you so scared of people who aren't vaccinated and can carry the virus? isn't your vaccine supposed to work?
Anonymous No.717470790
>>717464741
2 more weeks for real this time. Just two more (2)
Anonymous No.717470829
>brother and both parents have had covid at least 2 times
>never got it
its cuz you gotta eat onions
Anonymous No.717470849 >>717471085
>>717470550
Kek, many said this and never got an answer
Anonymous No.717470873 >>717471856
>>717469441
>he called me cute!
:O
Anonymous No.717470910
>>717465152
what a legacy
Anonymous No.717470935 >>717471254
>>717470346
>What the fuck? No you don't.
You'd be surprised to know that the highest-grossing category of over-the-counter medication sold in the US goes to remedies to treat respiratory infection. Which encompasses antihistamines, decongestants and NSAIDs. Antibiotics still need prescription, but they're still sold in high volume, and only recommended to the more vulnerable people.
Still you're right, you don't NEED anything other than that but people WANT something more than that. A vaccine lets you skip most of the bullshit pharmaceuticals that only treat the symptoms and trains your immune system to combat the root cause directly.
Anonymous No.717471085
>>717470550
>>717470849
Retard
Anonymous No.717471102
>>717467097
you guys are lamer than "long covid" people
Anonymous No.717471254 >>717471384
>>717470935
>You'd be surprised to know that the highest-grossing category of over-the-counter medication sold in the US goes to remedies to treat respiratory infection.
Of course it is? Anything spicy or useful or both is not otc lol
Anonymous No.717471307 >>717471754 >>717472663
>>717467014
>some person get vaccinated
>He died from a heart attack 1 week later
>News report some person died by a heart attack, nothing else
And my favorite
>Get covid
>Get robbed while buying alcohol because its the land of freedom
>get shot and killed
>News report "unvaxxed covid patient died"

Fuck americans that is all i want to say
Anonymous No.717471379
>>717469660
blue states were firing people for it. that's a mandate.
Anonymous No.717471384 >>717471508
>>717471254
> Hah, I can't get high on this shit.
Got it, you are a nigger.
Anonymous No.717471418 >>717471508 >>717471537
>>717469920
>The common cold for example you're typically taking antihistamines, decongestants, NSAIDs and perhaps an antibiotic to prevent a secondary infection
Do amerimutts REALLY?
I just take some ibupofren and wait my 3-7 days to recover lol
Anonymous No.717471508
>>717471384
>> Hah, I can't get high on this shit.
Someone's not very creative

>>717471418
ibuprofen is an nsaid eurobro...
Anonymous No.717471537
>>717471418
Ibuprofen is a NSAID
Anonymous No.717471754
>>717471307
If there's not proof the vaxx caused it, they legally can't just say he died from a reaction, that would be an assumption.
Anonymous No.717471791
>>717469914
spbp
Anonymous No.717471856
>>717470873
Anonymous No.717471881
>>717467720
I'm glad you took it. It's almost like it was one giant fear-mongering campaign to turn people against each other through tribalism. As those who took and and didn't take it are practically unaffected. You'll always be my fren.
Anonymous No.717472037
>>717468690
And for kids dying of measles
Anonymous No.717472224
>>717468942
>left-wing schizos
This is the biggest issue. The anti-vaxx movement was slowly gaining ground. But the moment left-wing schizos began to go "TAKE IT OR DIE TAKE IT OR DIE!" and shouting that natural or herd immunity doesn't exist. Or that if you don't take it you're somehow harming people who took it. They opened the ground for the anti-vaxx movement to go even further.
Anonymous No.717472604 >>717473406
>>717470550
1) because herd inmunity works best the more people are vaccinated
2) you are going to keep infecting people, some of whom cant get vaccinated

3) who fucking cares its been 5 fucking years, clearly the vaccinated people didnt die,, or turn into zombies or whatever, how about you take the fucking L already
Anonymous No.717472663
>>717471307
>person drank water
>dies of a heart attack 1 week later
>clearly water causes heart attacks
Anonymous No.717472838 >>717473046 >>717473146 >>717473354 >>717474051 >>717475142
>Go to make a post on 4nigger
>FOUR 120 second "cooldown" timers IN A ROW
>Resets every other post
>Want to make a thread? Yeah, you have to wait 300 seconds to do that

What the FUCK happened to this SHITHOLE?
Anonymous No.717473046
>>717472838
The servers detected your computer is unvaxed, so it needed to isolate it for a while.
Anonymous No.717473146
>>717472838
buy the pass goy
Anonymous No.717473354 >>717473501
>>717472838
>he doesn't know about keewee esstee
Anonymous No.717473406 >>717473525
>>717472604
Two more weeks I swear
Anonymous No.717473420
>>717469914
LMAO!
Anonymous No.717473501
>>717473354
>keewee esstee
The fuck are babbling about?
Anonymous No.717473525
>>717473406
no one tell xer about the turbo cancer rates up over 300%
Anonymous No.717473563
>>717467951
oooo ooooh oooh uohhhhhhh!
Anonymous No.717473730
>>717464258 (OP)
Mario if he trust the science
Anonymous No.717473741 >>717473862
nice videogame thread fags, all of you should jump from a bridge.
Anonymous No.717473825
>>717467097
let me guess, 300+ pounds?
Anonymous No.717473862
>>717473741
lmao this faggot fell for the fake coofs psy ops.
let me guess, double jabbed triple boosted?
Anonymous No.717473925 >>717474189 >>717474194
>>717464258 (OP)
>Enter thread thinking it's about the funny sound Mario makes when he runs into a wall in Mario 64.
>It's actually about the covid vaccine
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.717473959 >>717474019 >>717474041
Am I missing something here? How did y'all simultaneously come to the conclusion that this thread was about the vax?
Anonymous No.717474006
people who take the vax are stupid and gay
Anonymous No.717474019
>>717473959
>y'all
Go back
Anonymous No.717474041
>>717473959
because this board is filled with mindbroken schizo retards.
Anonymous No.717474051
>>717472838
>he JUST found out about this TODAY!
You must be new here, you butt hurt cretin!
Anonymous No.717474189 >>717474268 >>717474652
>>717473925
Been going on for years.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/BPJIy-8I4sFoIGhOZ9-Lfg/
Anonymous No.717474194 >>717474652
>>717473925
How new are you? We've been having these threads ever since the first trailer of the movie came out.
Anonymous No.717474268
>>717474189
thanks twi
iirc there's some other image people spam from some schizopost about people getting out of their cars and screaming bc of the vax
Anonymous No.717474398
>>717467097
Same here, though the heart issues are off and on. Most days I'm perfectly fine, but every once in a while will be a "bad day" where I'll legitimately start wondering if I'll make it through the day.
Did you know the "feeling of impending doom" is a real documented symptom? I had no idea until recently but the thoughts that go through your head as your heart starts aching are terrifying.
I'm a good weight too, it isn't that
Anonymous No.717474414
>tfw I was already a shut in autist before the coof
>had to watch as normies freaked the fuck out
Anonymous No.717474652 >>717474734
>>717474189
>>717474194
Only 42 threads in the last 31 months. That's an average of 1.35 threads per month. That's nothing.

None of the threads reached bump limit either.
8/42 only got single digit replies
6/42 got triple digit replies. The highest being only 200. Not even half of /v/'s bump limit.

These threads have no traction. And your post belongs in /mlp/. Go back to your containment board, schizo.
Anonymous No.717474734 >>717474890
>>717474652
Do you feel in charge?
Anonymous No.717474840 >>717475165
I sell my "unvaxxed" spem on craigslist to retarded couples who actually believe im unvaxxed
Anonymous No.717474890
>>717474734
>no hooves

fuck off
Anonymous No.717475142
>>717472838
it does this when cloudflare hasn't sufficiently fingerprinted you
once they know who you are IRL, then the cooldowns stop
Anonymous No.717475161
>>717468096
Trump is a literal child rapist.
Anonymous No.717475165
>>717474840
Did anyone actually buy it?