she won, /v/ lost

uh-huh

>>717473498 (OP)
>game was forgotten within a week
kek

>>717473498 (OP)
How?
Unlike how God of War and the other movie-game franchises that are able to recoup a shitton of money through Funko Pop license slop and stuff, Kojima's games are pretty much a net loss for Sony.
When whatever contract they signed is fulfilled he will 'retire' and we'll never see strand-like games again.

>>717473498 (OP)
I think Elle won

>>717473498 (OP)
my butt lost, she won

>>717474770
>do some basic mocap
>read some lines in a monotone voice
>paid gorillions

>>717474248
>and we'll never see strand-like games again
i'm still (pleasantly) shocked we got a sequel. just like the first game, once it's out of exclusive jail i will look forward to some good threads about it.

>>717473498 (OP)

>>717473694
No PC

>>717473498 (OP)
I saw her naked and her sexy bush in the French Dispatch, so no, I won. I won.

>>717473498 (OP)
Her haircut is UGLY
U G L Y
G
L
Y
It makes her crybaby face ugly too!!

>>717479834
Why do short haired women exist

>>717473498 (OP)
>dude what if wee just put actor face in game?
Lazy character design

>>717477307
This movie was so disgraceful to her that i'm glad she is a little more happy nowadays.

>>717473498 (OP)
Litteraly who?

>>717473498 (OP)
I've yet to see her naked, so. it's a flop.

>>717473498 (OP)
honestly the game was probably a 7 or 8 outta 10 for me, and 8 is being generous.
Kojima focusing exclusively on making grindy open-world games seems kind of counterproductive to the story-based games he wants to make.

>>717473498 (OP)
I have no idea who this is

>>717473498 (OP)
Literally who?

>>717480985
she went full bush in French Dispatch

cock

>>717473498 (OP)
no debra game will ever win

ever

Driving all around the map again collecting materials to build the roads. Miss that girl.

>>717473498 (OP)
>Dyke face and haircut
If she weren't in a Hideo and Kojima movie game nobody would care.

>>717480985
Dude she's an actress/model from Paris, she's been nude a ton.

>>717485105
KDS.

>>717473498 (OP)
>Facescan uncanny realismslop
Lol

>>717473498 (OP)
Correct

>>717473498 (OP)
love her. she's so cool

>>717480629
What movie ?

>>717485938
What the fuck is wrong with her skin ? It's like her skin is so dry, you can peel it.

I haven't been paying attention to anything involving DS2 lately. Do you get to play as her?

>>717473498 (OP)
thats a boy. if you are attracted to that you are gay as fuck. Hell, photoshop the fucking broccoli haircut onto it and it will look the exact same as that shitty zoomer meme

>>717473498 (OP)
She's dead bro.
And because of her amnesia, the player has to go through the most blatant misdirect in the form of therapy. Everyone already knows Lou is Tomorrow why is the plot spinning its wheels for over half the runtime?

>>717489648
No

>>717489593
her makeup is caking up. probably from sweating while being under stage lights. its hilarious that not only her ingame model looks like a horrendously androgynous and uglier version of her but also that she doesnt look anything remotely close to that when not caked under 10lbs of makeup

kojima after watching her movies:
>"I have to have her."

>>717489750
Welp less interested now. I'll play it someday but I could have sworn I saw a trailer at some point that made it look like she was playable at some point and I got all excited about having an organic reason to be behind and slightly above/below her at all times. Oh well.

>>717489746
>Everyone already knows Lou is Tomorrow why is the plot spinning its wheels for over half the runtime?
You're retarded.

>>717473498 (OP)
>lol srry i forgor lmao now i'm ded

I've got a webm of the taco smashing scene in that stupid lesbian movie she was in, so I feel like I've won.

>>717489542

>>717489917
If you're into Elle Fannings feet, the game has plenty of that for you.

>>717473498 (OP)
>won
she is fucking dead ingame and the game is forgotten 1 month later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geRCjVEY8rY

>mfw the person reading this post will never be a french lesbian. never.

Can someone post the webm of the 3 of them posing/dancing? Thanks in advance.

>>717489542
Brown is the jeetest color

>>717490670
Man, Kojima has lost his touch.

>>717492115
in an old MGS interview and documentary he said his parents made him watch hollywood movies and forced him to discuss their meaning whilst he was still a child. it gave him director-syndrome and a movie autism. now he panders to woke hollywood keen on being accepted in their folds and make it to cannes.
he is a sellout now wanting to attract funders for his personal movie.

>>717490603
I ain't into feet. Good news for footfags though but not my style.

>>717477307
>>717480629
QRD?

>>717473498 (OP)

post sales

>>717492324
The movie is Blue Is The Warmest Color. It is literally the Arab director's thinly veiled fetish meme. It has a very explicit sex scene that goes on for ten minutes, along with some others. It would have featured one with dildo, but that had to be cut out due to copyright. I'm yet to watch it, though.
Both actresses found the director very hard to work with. What was supposed to be a short 2 month production turned into a 5 and a half months. One time, during a specific scene, the director got so angry, he threw a monitor out of a building. /tv/ anons say he outcoomed himself with his next movie Mektoub: My Love.

>>717496518
>OH NO! I ACCIDENTALLY STARRED IN A PORN FILM! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
Just a whore being a whore and regretting it later.

>>717496518
>Blue Is The Warmest Color
>It is literally the Arab director's thinly veiled fetish meme
And I thought it was made by the French.

>>717473498 (OP)
>the part where she fingers that beaver in the cafe at the end of blue is the warmest colour
It just kind of works.

>>717473498 (OP)
MY QVEEN
/V/ KVEELS BEFORE YOV MY LADY

>>717497119
bro.....

>>717480007
For me.
You're welcum.

>>717473498 (OP)
>dropped into irrelevancy after Spectre
>walled hard and knocked up with 2 babies
>won

>>717498446
>knocked up with 2 babies
>this is somehow bad

>>717479834
>>717480007
You have shit taste.

>>717473498 (OP)
Who is this cutie?

>>717502285
lea sedoux or something french

>>717473498 (OP)
Canonically got saggy granny tits

>>717474248
That’s what makes them good
They are like AAAA budget indie games

>>717473498 (OP)
What? Kojima fucking killed her.

>>717473694
No PC

>>717473498 (OP)
Don't care about the game. I found my new crush, though. Thanks Kojimbo.

>>717496518
there is nothing more embarrassing to me than some faggot writing some shit about something he's never experienced first hand
but enough about every /v/ poster posting about every game

>>717473498 (OP)

She is adorable and extremely pretty... short hair makes her look even cuter for some reason.

>>717489805
she was crying

>>717473694
I don't even think it was a full week. It had like one or two threads the first day, mostly of the webm with that black nog dancing and that was it. People finally caught on that Kojimbo is a hack.

>>717508576
If there had been anything to complain about in the game then you damn well know /v/ would've been all over it.

>>717473498 (OP)
MGS3 Triangle isn't even out and her game was already outsold by it 2:1. She lost

>>717473498 (OP)
i don't even know who the fuck this is

Death Stranding is a good game :)

>>717473498 (OP)
She is extremely cute, so not sure what you are on about.

>>717473498 (OP)
uh, akshually she died, so she lost

Mfw I see fragile in her plump jumpsuit

>>717473498 (OP)
>dyke
Nope.