Thread 717473831

MORTAL WOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

need one of these fuckers like you wouldn't believe

I hate marsupials.

I love marsupials.

>>717475038
wait until you see how much they shit and what they shite

>>717475701
SHITEALITY

why haven't we domesticated these fellers?

>>717473831 (OP)
He cute.

>>717473831 (OP)
BWUUUUUUUUUH WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOPWHOOP

>>717476461
kefka is here

>>717475257
What does your N stand for?

>>717476590
>shadman

>>717475586
kangaroos are nice

>>717473831 (OP)
This is a good thread, probably the best I've seen on 4chan in a long time

>>717473831 (OP)
You now remember that one old ass virgin wombat.

>>717475701
brown bricks

>>717476730
they choke and drown dogs literally for fun. it's why there are so many videos of people needing to punch them.

Capybara, Capybara...

>>717477119
>whadaya mane, driftin?

>>717473831 (OP)
kek

>>717477302
nice run cycle

bobr kurwa

>>717480113
literally me...

>blatant wombat thread instead of stealthposting
How bold.

>>717480113
>j-just because she hugged me from behind once doesn't mean she's interested

>>717480113
>congrats mate!

>>717477302
Wombapyoi! Wombapyoi!

>>717473831 (OP)
sometimes vee is alrite

>>717480113
Wow it's literally me except I'm even older.

Kurwa bobr

>>717473831 (OP)
>most generic rodent-bear-dog-rabbit-raccoon amalgamation mammal ever
>look inside
>marsupial

>>717480874
Don't be made at people using meta builds, be mad at the game designers

>>717480113
did they really need to add that last part

>>717480874
Fun fact wombats are unironically bulletproof from behind

>>717477313
>kangaroos preemptively save babies from pitbulls

>>717473831 (OP)
Great thread. Love these chonky little guys.

>>717480113
>congrats mate!

>>717481958
They're banned actually, but they keep pushing made-up "variant" garbage like "staffy" and "bully" to try and force them in

Cutest thread on /v/ right now

I think there's something wrong with my cat.

>>717482949
Yeah it's black and all but that's a pretty common fur color for felines anyways

>>717483016
Turtle's acting a little strange, too.

Moles.

>>717477119
They've learned diversionary tactics

>>717483361
uhhhh where are his eyes bro.

>>717483487
He needs a haircut.

Stealth...

>>717483584
I just had 3 fat fucks roll up on my porch looking for crunchies but the possums and stray cats already got it all

>>717483720
Don't worry anon, the raccoons usually pig out. They were just unusually late tonight

>>717483584
is he just flattened or is this some weird fetish shit

>>717484114
raccoons like to crawl

>>717475038
Thumbnail looks like a demonic eye.

>>717484114
They just do that.

>>717484114
they just do that

quack hampions

>>717484346
*Quack Ham Pigeons

Brushie brushie!

>>717485128
!!!

>>717485128
why so fat

>>717485368
He's just really, really fluffy.

Friendship is important.

>>717480795
>I saw a beaver the other day, horrible creatures

>let's make the most cuddly and cute animal the most ferocious and deadly

Why the fuck are the devs like this?

>>717486242
Be polite to them and they'll be polite to you.

>>717485740
This picture is true, by the way. The spiders tolerate the frogs because they eat ants.

>>717480795
>ała kurwa gryzie

>>717486370
Of course it's true, why would I go on the internet and tell lies?

>>717485740
>>717486370
How do the spiders even perduade the frogs to live with them?

>>717486414
>>717486454
That's a guy in a bear suit!

>>717486350
Someone forgot to tell these guys the MO

>>717486480
They leave a note at the local community center advertising the need for a frog room mate.
>>717486508
What was that?
https://files.catbox.moe/o6t7pn.mp4

>>717486625
Wake up! You need to go to work!

>>717486563
Im getting a 404
Is that cause the polar bear attacked the link?

>>717486634
>When you tummy is full of delicious salmon and you just take a moment to appreciate how good life is

>>717483487
Where he's going, he won't need eyes to see

>>717486691
No catbox is just shitting itself, hang on.
https://litter.catbox.moe/13gmvc3pahj7avqf.mp4

>>717486242
>Black bear
Aren't those just huge raccoons?

I like wombats and raccoons but I think beavers and capybara are fucking gay
I cannot explain

>>717486480
Spider holes are damp and warm. The frogs love that shit and come in by themselves.

>>717486982
I always imagine my bearded dragon is calling me a cunt whenever I spray her with water or scoop her up.

>>717487003
I'm terrible at these games

I wish I wasn't allergic to fur

>>717486783
He should have gone in for the headpat

>>717487146
Just get a big lizard. They can be just as affectionate as other animals.

>>717477119
K-KANSEI DORIFTO?!!!

>>717481767
You can't just leave without elaborating.

>>717480113
>if only you knew how bad things are

>>717480113
So they deprived him from female interaction the entire time? Why not throw some bitches in there with him?

>>717480874
Literally an ancestor to all those.

>>717483584
>Octocamo

Heh... Bwaheyyyy!!!!! Scoot scoot!

>>717487505
Mine is lazy and I have to hold her with one hand whenever I take her on walks, otherwise she'll just fall off my shoulder.

>>717487567
lizard but beeg

>>717481620
Cleaner than a smelee player

>>717480113
That's nearly something like 80 in wombat years. He has transcended this plane.

>>717485740
the frog is me and the spider is Shelob

>>717487854
And what are you eating? Hobbits?

>>717480795
A man was killed from a beaver biting through an artery. Best not to fuck with them.

>>717483078
Again, black looks strange but it's common.

>>717487195
That's not being affectionate, he hates the guy, but loves the pats.

I love animals bros

>get home from work late last night
>Possum just hanging out on roof for the a storage building
>Walking up a ramp so I am at eye level with him
>Tell my girlfriend to come look at this cat
>She walks over quickly and it hisses at her and she jumps
>See it later that night in the front yard below my porch
>Don't really want to shoot itbe cause they climb the trees and destroy ticks
>Piss on it instead
>It hiss at penis and runs off

>>717487880
Where do I get one of those finger skateboards? I need one for my turtle.

>>717487381
obviously he is gay

>>717488141
Sounds like you handled it well.

I wish aninals were real

>>717486242
>Black bear
>Most ferocious and deadliest
Yogi and Boo Boo should have been black bears, honestly. But nobody wants to see a nigger stealing the white man's picnic baskets.

>>717488561
>RULES OF NATURE!

>>717488260
Loss

>>717488629
Huh?

>>717488157
try writing fingerskateboard, finger skateboard, fingerskate board, or finger skate board in amazon

>>717483078
>RETREAT TO THE SQUARE!! SHOOT AT THE HORSES!!

>>717487236
wombats block their burrows from predators with their rear. Assbones fused into bone plates, with thick cartilage layers and fat and skin, tough little rhinos under the fur. Supposedly enough to stop some bullets or pellets. Nobody hunts wombats, they're protected.

>>717485438
dont these things fucking die if they get wet

>>717488036
CUTE SPOODER!

>>717483720
Hold on. Why is that raccoon holding its paws up like a surprise?
>>717483762
>wedding ring
That's what I thought.

>>717473831 (OP)
>>717476404
What Lego game did these come from?

Since when was /v/ such an animalposting board? I've been seeing it more and more lately. It's nice.

>>717489405
Is this real

>>717489932
for as long as I knew it

>>717487149
Metal gear rex

>>717486414
>>717486454
how do you defeat this?

>>717473831 (OP)
i love these dumb looking fatfucks so much, i wish i couldve seen them alive as often as i've seen them lying dead as a roadkill :(

>>717489615
>leopard is ambushed by PS5 exclusives

>>717488141
And what did you do with the possum?

>>717488483
why did you post a man in the animal thread?

>>717490957
was it autism?

>>717490957
these fat retards keep knocking down my fence

>>717491007
No way.

>>717487381
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-25/worlds-oldest-captive-wombat-patrick-joins-tinder-to-find-love/6722348

They tried setting him up but he's not aggressive enough to get her to mate

>>717485064
>the nutter becomes the knotted

>>717480310
Cute

>>717486973
I’m a fucking moron man, I don’t understand how these currents work. I see a bunch of people die touching power cords, but never birds or these monkeys

name 10 vidya wombats

Wombats are nice but what about Bat wombs?

>>717491578
thats a lynx not a bobcat
look at its tiny tail and tufted ears

>>717491194
>he's not aggressive enough to get her to mate
he's just like me
god i hate being me so much it' unreal

>>717491012
he really liked that apple

>>717485064
>nier replicant.webm

>>717487104
Yo, its Cindy!

>>717490837
Ooohehehe comedy gold!!

>>717486943
Thats a brown bear not a grizzly, thats why its more tame.

>>717491012
Is it boggling? I didnt know beavers did that

>>717491194
>tfw he "died" at 31
>tfw he got his wizard powers just in time and he transcended to the astral plane
The first wombat wizard.... I kneel....

>>717491012
>he's never eaten an apple so good he busted a nut

>>717490957
Least patriotic bear

>>717492403
what powers? dying a virgin? that power fucking sucks and not in a good way

>>717491194
>Patrick has made a number of attempts at finding his leading lady over the years, but wildlife officers said he was just too much of a 'SNAW' - a sensitive, new-age wombat - for his own good.

kek

>>717490992
This bear is a highly valuable member of society

>>717486625
>Guess I got what I deserved

>>717483656
Holy fuck I love Aggretsuko

>>717490957
Do ursines have ocd or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGgM3c1e8vQ

>>717475701
Wait until you feel the unrivalled warmth and tightness of wombat pussy.

>>717491108
Get pills against my orders.

>>717491716
If you touch a single wire you're usually okay. Touch two or more and you might be toast before you know it, depending in how the wires are set up.

>>717493417
>when the weak court death, they find it

>>717473831 (OP)
Shouldn't make me laugh,
but the bar is so low today that I did chuckle.

>>717483656
Who won? Who lost?

>>717491265
>what's the matter human, never taken a shortcut before?

>>717491194
buckbroken by the longhabitat

>>717493417
I shouldn't laugh but god damn the lack of survival instincts, guess that's why they call it being bird-brained.
Did the pigeon get away in the end?

>>717492734
newfag

>>717493417
>IT'S A PRANK! IT'S PRANK AAHHHHH HELP STOP PLEEAAASE

>>717477313
>they choke and drown dogs literally for fun
Based.

>>717495224
>Pipe down ya stupid mutt.

>>717494831
he came back for his nest, even

>>717489245
yeah. their hair is so dense it traps water which causes them to get moldy

>>717495646
>why

>>717488141
Theyre just like me

>>717495646
>When bafflement suppresses your hunting instinct

>>717495892
>>717495907
Seems like being in close proximity to a falcons nest would help ward off other things that would hunt the pigeon and its brood.

>>717495987
yeah, only problem is that falcons themselves are the main predators of pigeons

>>717495987
Yeah but what about the falcon which also eats you and your brood?

>>717495907
>when you're conditioned to suspect a 4d chess diversion strat but you know the enemy is actually just dumb but you can't risk it and the enemy takes advantage of your hesitation but probably didn't intend to and you're also conditioned to suspect an enemy waiting in ambush to capitalize on this exact situation

>>717487003
BRAVU MAN ROAD

>>717486741
Kek

How do you do, fellow men?

>>717496420
This makes me so sad, look how he's shivering. Birds need feathers to thermoregulate, they have very complex rituals for fluffing or condensing their feathers to regulate temperature. I really hope that person was just showing him off and otherwise has him in a VERY well climate controlled environment where he can adjust his body heat. Otherwise he's going to get sick so quickly.

>>717496484
I looked it up and if this is Blondie or Rhea then s/he looks well taken care of. Now I am happy again.

>>717496619
yey

>>717486242
I think bears see humans as some weird kind of a bear, which makes sense since they are the only other kind of animal that can walk on two feet that they encounter in most of their habitats.

>>717496484
It's just a bird, anon. I ate one for dinner tonight.

>>717473831 (OP)
TEST YOUR MIGHT

>>717496695
>Featherless
>Biped
Dude that's a man.
Are you fucking dumb?

>>717480113
I see sir Patrick has upheld his vow of chastity, he shall be canonized as a saint should he keep it until death

>>717486414
*duel of fates starts to play*

>>717488483
Nice posture

>>717473831 (OP)
That's not the name of the game. The name of the Game is "Mortal Kombat", and that is a picture of a real life animal which is not video games.

>>717473831 (OP)
>tranimal thread

>>717473831 (OP)
same aura

>>717489615
>>717489681
god snow leopards are pretty

>>717493271
huh?????

>>717499335
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

>>717496973
bruh he ded

he never scored

>>717500102
He took Jesus's vow of celibacy :D

>>717500274
>abstinence through domestication
>achieved wizardry
>died in bliss in a woman's arms
>goes to superheaven
beautiful people have such easy lives

>>717480113
>TFW old enough to see the first ever wombat wizard

>>717500758
What is the skink doing?

>>717500863
It got pissed off and it's trying to dominate the iguana. Iguana doesn't give a fuck.

>>717490957
>>717490992
Someone post the one with niggers in a store vs a bear in a store.

>>717491012
Apples probably taste pretty good if you only ever eat wood

Having a reptile as a pet seems silly because they don't bond with you

Bigger ones absolutely can.

>>717492783
Nice wombats finish last

>>717501179
Whoops, meant for >>717501052

>>717501269
>>717501179
I read somewhere they don't have emotions

>>717500934
dumbass evolve teeth you idiot

>>717500934
they give each other a little lick at the end :3
>>717501339
that's gingers

Cool video game fact: in DMC5, when playing as Vergil and with alternate announcers enabled, Dante will shout WOMBAT when Vergil has a high style rank.

>>717477119
>multi wombat drifting
that little WAAA jump at the end too
let's all do a shift as wombats in a future lifecycle anons I'll see you there
>drifts away

>>717501339
That's very silly. All living things can be happy, sad, etc.
Smaller animals and non-mammals that don't stick together in packs and only interact with eachother to mate have a harder time showing them, but they're still entirely capable of understanding that pets feel good some one else feeding it means they are a friend.

>>717475701
m- minecraft???

>>717501657
Like, look at this spider. Dude knows what it's doing and what the human is doing.

>>717501703
My own bearded dragon will even get pissed at me if I don't refill her water dish. She'll stand in it and stomp her foot over and over to alert me.
Also she does this racist chinese cowboy impression at me.

>>717501703
This is the most compelling evidence for a soul i've seen, creatures that biologically shouldn't have such complex minds and emotions acting like this makes me think there's something about "being" we don't understand yet

>>717493271
The best flesh for pound

>>717488260
>>717488141
i think possums are cute, but that's probably because i don't live anywhere near em

>>717501920
It's really interesting that some spiders can properly process how large humans are. Most animals, in the simplest of explanations, see us as big faces with hands, and vague shapes. To actually look at us, fully, and understand that we're giants with full bodies, is hard to do.
All the more interesting that these tiny spiders can do it.

Aren't wombats considered dangerous creatures?

>>717480113
He is literally me fr fr

>>717502110
Dogs are a good example of seeming way smarter than they are. They see and remember humans with general shape, how we speak, and what we smell like. I'm pretty sure if Skynet in Terminator just made infiltration units properly smell like humans, the dogs wouldn't be able to detect them.

>>717502315
Thank you to coming to my /v/ talk about why spiders and lizards are cool dudes and you shouldn't squish them.

>>717502405
I wish my house had the cool janny spiders but all i get are the stupid and lazy leggy ones that don't filter out the pests. I have to depend on the lizards buy they love sticking their shit to the ceiling or other places hard to reach.

>>717502585
Same, sadly. I got an ant problem that has been ongoing for like two years now, and only recently have their numbers dropped thanks to new traps we bought.
Lizard won't even eat them because they're so small and they're bad for her anyway.

>>717486887
Capybara's are pretty gay, but beavers are the white man's rodent

>>717480113
>nearly the same age as patrick in human tears
IT'S FUCKING OVER ISN'T IT!

>>717496674

It goes the other way too

>>717502801
Turts love the brushie brushie.

>>717502924
Well yeah, but don't let the grizzlies know that.

>>717483361
I always assumed moles were way bigger than they actually were when I was younger.
I thought they were groundhog sized until I actually saw one for the first time.

>>717503230
i had the inverse with beavers, theyre way bigger than i thought.
Hedgehogs were roughly what i expected

>>717475038
>>717473831 (OP)
they poop cubes lol

>>717503351
Literal minecraft mob

>>717488483
Walks upright because missing right arm

>>717483487
Didn't have enough DNA points for them.

>>717503485
>hey anon come out of your room everyone is here

>>717503485
What band?

>>717502097
Eh, I see them pretty commonly in the warmer months and I think they're cute.

>>717503719
B-But Steven Spielbergs classic movie Jaws told me they're dangerous towards humans.

>>717503810
>Only like four people die to sharks a year
>The sharks aren't even attacking them 99% of the time, instead they just bite things to find out what they are since they don't have hands

MORTAL TRANIMALS THREEEEAAAD

>>717504587
Just wanna have fun!

>>717488260
>Go out into garage and see garbage bag outside of bin one night
>After I place it back in the bin I notice movement coming from inside of it
>One of these nerds crawls out of the hole that they made in it and looks up at me with a blank expression
>Remove the bag and bring the bin outside and place the bin on its side
>Watch as it waddles out into the night, never to be seen again
They're pretty cute but unfortunately I'm more used to seeing them as roadkill around here. It's crazy to think about how their average lifespan is only around 2-3 years.

>>717473831 (OP)
Kung Fu Hampter
Woodchukka Gangsta
Trying to kill this gopher
Gunna Bit this joker
Don't step to me cuz
Ain't trying bite these nuts

>>717505285
AIEEEEEEE

>>717503417
What the fuck am I looking at? Is it dying?

>>717495892
>>717495987
This is like a bottle of sprite hiding in Badlands Chuggs’ fridge to avoid predators.

>>717505890
https://youtu.be/APMheQP3pgU?si=pZvPjWB88g1DmfIs

Reminder that the vaquita, the smallest porpoise in the world, is quickly going extinct due to being caught in fishing nets, and there are less than 10 of them left on earth.

>>717506947
well, that's creepy
love it

>>717507225
>there are less than 10 of them left on earth
they're totally fucked now regardless of conservation efforts or not, there's no coming out from a bottleneck like that

>>717475038
I don't believe you need one of these fuckers

>>717507415
Wisents (Euro bisons) bounced back from 6 individuals after WW2 (2M/4F), all extant population is descended from one of those two males.
That said, they were bred in captivity. Can vaquita even be kept captive?

>>717507415
>mfw some way some how sea animals keep the sea from expanding and once to many key ones go extinct the sea will slowly start to cover the world

>>717488483
Any animal walking upright is gold, gets me every time.

>>717483361
>>717483513
they look edited.

>>717485064
>average post on /gif/

>>717505890
>Initiating Combat Mode
>Standby

>>717473831 (OP)
this some sort of zoomer tranny safe humor?

>>717507663
Kek. That's the one. Thanks.

>>717492527
>when the granny smith has that perfect level of crunch + juiciness + tang

Tree Fighter 7: King of the Jungle

>>717509048
pretty good aim

>>717493271
I'd unironically skin you alive in the back of a barn and hang your sodden corpse from a bridge.

>>717493271
???????????????????

>>717481620
Jeetbros not like this...

>>717509048
kek I wouldve laughed too if I saw that

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

>all these webms
>no one posted the bear nutshot yet
Shame

>Live in an area where the kookaburras wake me up anytime between 4:30am to 6am each day,
>See the one I’ve called Baby for the past 9 years each morning on my backyard’s veranda, sometimes joined by anywhere between 2 to 7 others
It’s going to suck when he stops coming around, but at least a few other birds like rosellas and butcherbirds are visiting now. I like the latter’s singing

>>717509008
what the FUCK is that

>>717492783
There's a word for incel wombats now?

>>717491813
>look at its tiny tail and tufted ears
Both traits that bobcats possess.

>>717510096
How about you shut up and give me money, veranda owner?

>>717510363
Why don’t you leave the cities and come to the regions, verandaless person? Don’t. It mostly sucks.

>>717499868
Who is that?

>>717480113
>lmao look at this fucking FAT OLD VIRGIN
Their cruelty is not limited to humans. Even animals out here getting mocked.

>>717503636
Milky Chance

>>717509447
That was quite a ride.

>>717505285
CRAB BATTLE

>>717505285
Strike the weakpoint for massive damage

>>717510158
Fromslop enemy

>>717505285
CRAB… IT BROKE MY KNIFE!
CRAB BATTLE

>>717499113
Moose Doe: So you have chosen death...

>>717509008
>>717510158
Went through like 25+ threads in the archive and there was only ONE fucking answer. Thank fucking god.
Apparently it's a silvery marmoset that's probably been abused or locked away for a long time, looking at the missing hair, fucked up toes and overgrown claws.

>>717501657
i think there's a threshold, something like an ant is just a biological machine with minimal capacity for self-preservation, let alone emotion
but most things above it do

>>717505874
he's just trying to scratch at an itch; they can control how "inflated" they are unless they're ill

>>717485438
>>717495798
>>717489245
>dont these things fucking die if they get wet
not really
the reason you dont want to get them wet is its a lot of work to get them dry due to one of the most dense hair, and having wet fur can make them cold or lead to mold
though its not like they just drop dead form water, just make sure to dry them out since in wild they would just sit in sun and wind, but in encloses spaces they cant dry themselves

>>717503441
not missing, but you can see the way its folded and close to his body must be broken or in another way hurt

>>717503719
christ this is the first time I've seen the unedited footage of this

>>717512796
Shark-chan still loves you, even if she's not saying anime things.

>>717476673
Nario

>>717512796
it's cuter without it

>>717473831 (OP)
For me it's ace wombat 2

>>717486625
>But I made it.
>And I guess I should be thankful for that.

>>717509008
El duende

>>717507668
How did they deal with inbreeding issues?

>>717514609
limited breeding with american bison, but additionally their inbreeding issues just weren't as bad as you'd expect
some animals are more resistant to it than others, or at least, it takes longer for those issues to appear down a lineage

>>717480795
>atak bobra
XD

>>717480113
>Goku:maximum gains can be achieved, remember, girls are temporary. Self improvement is forever!

>>717503351
Do they have a square asshole?

>>717503810
I think the worst thing about sharks is they just rip you apart while you drown. I'd eat people too if I knew what the fuck they were throwing into the ocean every day.

this thread has shown me that wombats are a lot cuter than i realized

>>717505874
>>717511914
no, hedgehogs spit some kind of saliva on themselves and spread it against pests, thats normal behaviour

>>717491673
Dude just wanted a bite

>>717480113
>>717491194
>Bitchboy
lol deserved

>>717516252
thats not a wombat tho

>>717476404
https://youtu.be/moXB63qXFOU?si=9r3SiVymzsJ_fnbP

>>717516728
i know, i didnt have many wombo related vids before today

>>717502776
>in human tears
Yeah... me too...

>>717477335
COCONUT DOG

>>717493417
>The genuine shock and surprise from the hawk

>>717516978
i do not trust these things

>>717498484
>monster hunter 3: tri

mice in the nightmare
>b-but pic related is a hedgehog!
we call them "needle mice" in nippon land, baka it's because i don't have a mouse image

>>717517121
>don't trust something that clearly wants to eat you
duh.

>>717515425
Is the shark stuck?
Does a diver just push its nose out?

>>717517241
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>717517250
Those are mean fuckers, that rail doesn't look safe at all.

>>717473831 (OP)
That game is for PANTY WAISTS!

>>717517292
Yes and yes.
>>717517362
It's a jeet zoo. Instead of digging the pit deeper or adding a fence they pay that man a quarter a day to slap any hippos that try and get out.

Man...

>>717517250
i thought these were vicious killers
why was it trying to play with him?

>>717485696
I like the ones between the ravens and wolves

>>717517121
you shouldnt, theres a reason the egyptian god of death is part hippo

>>717517489
They really aren't. They can be dangerous as fuck if they get pissed off, but they're more like brown bears rather than grizzlies.

>>717517364
Lol I thought I was the only one who remembered this episode

highly expressive games

>>717485173
BRUSHY BRUSHY

>>717517850
Having unlimited funds and assured life, I'd do my part to protect these animals from poachers. They deserve nothing more than a bullet to the back of their heads, and all the literally limp dicked faggots who are using their body parts for traditional nonsense medicine and trophy hunters.

Why does the wombat have to die
I wish it was immortal wombat.

>>717518098
Oh absolutely. Fuck the chinese and their constant need for dick pills.

>>717491673
>when your gf wants some of your food

>>717486508
Polar Bears can't afford to be nice.
They live in a frozen tundra where food is more scarce than any other biome
If they see something that looks remotely edible, they NEED to take the chance. No pussy footing about it, even if it's a human, they can't take the chance that there will be something else to eat soon so they need to eat what they see NOW.

>>717511843
ants can certainly be distressed, which is an emotion. So I don't think it's too far to say that they experience something like happiness (or at least contentment) when things are going well.

>>717518474
I really hope they don't feel much, because currently I feel nothing smashing them as they run around my keyboard.
There's not even any food in here.

>>717518575
And I wish cows and pigs and chickens didn't feel emotions considering how much I enjoy eating them. Only so much you can do, the world is cruel to small things.

>>717518474
We have no fucking clue what is needed to have subjective experience. Unless you subscribe to soul and such, the most plausible-sounding hypotheses say that consciousness arises from your brain modelling the world it perceives around itself, which includes other creatures and their perception of you. And this recursion basically leads to the notion of self.
Ants may have some rudimentary emotion-like behavioural patterns, but nowhere near enough sophistication for subjective experience.

>>717507225
how rapey are these little guys? its hard to feel empathy for delphinids

>>717519310
ants definitely model the world around themselves (they can remember where they've been) and communicate that information to others (so they have perception of other creatures). The real deciding factor for me would be whether or not ants have a self preservation instinct, or if they will mindlessly die for the good of the colony. If they do that, then sure. If they won't I'd say it's safe to say they feel emotions.

>>717488039
incel lies