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>>717475435 (OP)Total King Halo LOVE
garbage woke slop
tranny game
>>717477027I hate western fanbases so much it's unreal.
i FUCKING HATE THE INFIRMARY, SHOULD CURE EVERYTHING AT 100% RATE
Didn't even beat Uma finals and her stats suck but that's okay I love Haru anyways!
Ready to stink your CM racetrack.
>>717477320>he thinks he can stop my oguri cap (which means peak)
>>717477027Special Week would never
>>717477320Is it really meta to train a Nice Nature that takes all the debuff skills for that?
>>717475435 (OP)what is the relation between Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser?
>>717477660i wonder how much is the rate of umas retiring to marry their trainers, cuz god knows i would do unspeakable things for natie
>>717477660Seems like some people agree to the idea that every career as a different trainer.
T W O
W
O
5% IN A ROW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717478239rough
i once got 3 5%'s in a row...
during summer camp
>>717478043It's a miracle the girls actually get to finish their 3 year careers instead of having to stop due to pregnancy
>>717478309Good statement
>>717478043you're not the only one who wants to know
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>>717478309there are 6 of us now
>>717477456It's the more f2p friendly method.
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>>717478239you know what to do
>>717478764Dude, you love NTR too?!
Who is the best Uma to do the 30 race wins in a single career challenge? Bakushin? Assuming you place first in all her career races and the URA finals, that leaves 16 optional races you have to WIN, you can't skimp on training too hard or you risk losing one
>>717478764>>717478805whats the appeal of NTR?
>>717478858Not really since there aren't that many sprints, your best bet is to get an Uma that can do mile/medium with good growths and skills, give her 2 stammaxxed parents and then spam OPs and G3s
So, yknow...
>>717478764This game already has NTR. You're not allowed to lewd the girls, only the yakuza can.
>>717478927Her big forehead
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she doesn't even fit into the frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o
waiter waiter i want power creep!
>>717478913>I start watching the new yuri harem anime>Check the VAsThe MC is Narita Top Road while the love interest is Mejiro McQueen lmao
>>717479138excuse me, i can't read the menu
>>717478927the crying scene
>Watch the first 2 NTR OVAs
>She gets cucked out of a win in both
Shut up and give me porn of anime horses
>>717478764https://youtu.be/RIDl7x_gFGE
>>717477320teach me the ways of evil nature, what supports do I need for all the debuff skills?
>>717479257>I assumed her cut design meant she wasn't a winnerI thought she was Urara-tier at first until I saw her JRA records.
>>717475435 (OP)Holy fucking mambo
>>717479520wait a second... that mambo you posted...
>>717477027>StraightAll
>GayAll (femTrainer)
>>717479695artists be like "oh no AI is gonna rip off my 3/10 art style!
Are Donkeys and Zebras a thing in Umamusu world?
If they aren't, what is Donkey Kong called in there?
>>717478309>>717478678oyakodon with air groove and duramente
>>717479768it's still not too late to reclaim the humanity you've lost
>>717479257never doubted her
how does this look for CM?
>>717479979i think you need 2 gold blue skills if below 1k stam
>>717479996yeppp this is why you never abandon a career early
>>717479979You need 1 more Gold skill or more Stamina, this would be fine if there weren't any Natures.
>>717480074no belly content in the game :(
Is this the thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8
>>717480074Pregnancy compilation
>>717480278seriously, why did he do it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNm_9NxQ-IE&list=RDuNm_9NxQ-IE&start_radio=1
>>717480219holy FUARK EVIL MAMBO
>>717479979>B MediumIt's over before it even began bro...
these threads really are degrading in real time
its just memes and shitposting now, just like /vg/
>>717480398why doesn't this webm work on my ipad?
its literally just this webm of Nice Neicha and Marvy
When Tazuna says "your trainee needs guts" what she really means is stamina right?
>>717479257I still can't believe she's related to Secretariat.
>>717480398jesus christ, marvelous is STACKED
>>717480219THIS WORLD SHALL KNOW MAMBO
>>717480398>japanese humor
>I-I'm going for seconds!
>..? Go ahead. (Why did she have to tell me that..?)
the japs are laughing at this but I don't get it
loreGODs? anyone?
>>717480701special chud has a crush
We hate Special Needs here.
Who would win Special Chud or No Reason
>>717480701Spe is a misogynist chuddy (though not as much as Tamamo Cross), Dober is the one mare he likes.
what did Gurass Wanda do to Spe-chan that made him use his enhanced vision abilities to racially profile all chestnut colored horses?
Are there any horses are still active in races and have an uma?
>>717480984Grass Wonder got hard when he reunited with Special Week.
>shadowverse collab
>they just played air hockey and hide and seek
I thought it was a card game...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZTFh0Npj2U
>>717480443Just filter 'Mambo' you pussy
>>717481274SEKAI SAIKYOU WA??
>>717481000the one time they went and added an actively-racing horse (daring tact) the horse in question got injured later in the year, had a troubled recovery, and wasn't able to do as well as it used to. so that convinced them to just stick to retirees only.
>>717481471they should add eclipse and make her have the biggest tits
do we already know who season 4 will be about?
>>717481615oguri cap season 2 first
for season 4, surely, it's gonna be
>>717481615>Season 4they're doing Cinderella Gray season 1 part 2 bwo
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>>717481128God I fucking hate Shadowverse. Legit the worst CCG I ever played, physical or digital.
>>71748161513 episodes of Tamomo Cross punching human women. Sometimes they get kicked too.
>go to danbooru to look up cool or cute artwork
>Just get a shitton of porn
Are the yakuza just shit at their jobs?
>fail a 2% rainbow training two turns before the second to last race and get afflicted with practice poor
>>717481994dan/gelbooru is mostly used by coomers
even good art like picrel will have a 20% chance of never getting archived there, because it's not showing enough skin
>>717482060anything sub 10% before a race is actually 50% istg
>>717475435 (OP)ooooooooooooooooooo i'm gonna say it
>>717480443Last two threads were quite normal.
>>717480701>I hate women BUT...
>>717482448i look like this and say this
Best Uma to win the daily blue currency thing race?
>>717481615If they commit to just CinGray that would take a good while to adapt.
If they're going to make another "main season", it shouldn't be around the Spica team anyways, so they could just name it something else like Road to the Top or whatever.
not even golden inspiration but still dats mane
>>717482794Frontrunners like Daiwa Scarlet or
>>717482834
>>717482794suzuka
also coins are better
>>717480319Thought it'd be funny
>>717478239I seriously can't get over how fucking funny it is seeing my Uma in an awful mood and still winning. She may be depressed but she's locked in
>>717482794hasn't let me down yet
>>717475654BASED
MY FUARKING KING
failed traning. mood: terrible
>>717482448>>717475435 (OP)>Go for a long time without seeing the actual context behind the Mambo meme>Even if it's just a throwaway voiceover and gag somehow i now feel compelled to call her Mambo tooI think it's just the way she says mambo, its cute
>>717481615Apparently Part 2 of the in-game Main Story just ended in JP and they were praising it quite a bit.
Maybe they could adapt that as a Season 4?
>>717479257WE LOVE YOU DIGIGOAT
I've had like four runs in a row with mayano where she crushes everything in her path and then gets 6th in the arima kinen what am I doing wrong
>>717483543need more stam for Longs. Super Creek/McQueen/Rudolf rapes unprepared long challengers
>>717483543Arima Ken is long, do you have like at least 400ish stamina?
>>717475435 (OP)Oh my fucking god, she's adorable!, but not enough to make me play this game.
Anyway, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY.
>>717483543i finally had another Maya run where she got all the way to the finals but crashed out at the very end.
Pace Chaser actually worked out kinda nicely, like Mcqueen.
>>717483543bro failed the stam check
>>717483596>>717483593my first run had like 600 stam but I think the other stats got a bit neglected (don't remember what they were off the top of my head) and I fell for the front runner meme so her special never popped off
every other one since I think I've just been trying too hard to build up speed instead so stamina is definitely lacking
>>717483830If you had a lot of stam maybe you got unlucky if you were frontrunning and suddenly get sucked into the pack and never recovered
Is that g00 1st skill only good for front ravers?
is this card good for a late surge Vodka? it has a lot of late skills
>>717475435 (OP)Shame Haru Urara's current owner only posts small updates on his blog with low resolution photos instead of just providing updates on X with much higher resolution photos. It is just not an efficient way to boost Haru Urara's popularity since his obscure blog likely does not get much web traffic.
Haru Urara News: https://mf-urara.jimdoweb.com/%E3%81%8A%E7%9F%A5%E3%82%89%E3%81%9B-%E8%BF%91%E6%B3%81/
>>717484253Here is the blog post where Haru Urara's owner thanks everyone for the donated fresh grass.
https://mf-urara.jimdoweb.com/2025/08/06/%E5%A4%8F%E7%9C%9F%E3%81%A3%E7%9B%9B%E3%82%8A/
>>717483543Post stats and skills.
>>717484217Yes, it's a pretty decent welfare. The gold skill is also good.
Your club leader would hate the zero fan count bonus though.
>>717484394it's okay I don't have to hit 3M daily
>>717484109pace can also run it
Is behold thine emperors divine might good for pace umas?
>>717478764I like her Admire "Unofficial Arknights collab" Vega friend more.
>>717484836It works but it's probably more consistent for lates
>>717484867I didn't know they let donkeys run races.
based witmaxxer feeding me points
>>717478764>NTRgood choice the NTSR is so bad
Should I bother with swinging maestro if itโs a sprint/mile Uma?
>>717484581Cool art. Doesn't get enough attention ITT
>>717485001Sprint no, mile is a wash probably
endurance recovery is a percentage of your base endurance so if the base is low the recovery is also low
Meaning its best just to shore up additional stamina points and budget your skill points for something else
Was rolling for Narita Taishin worth it
>cooler than vodka
>sexier than vodka
>better singer than vodka
>story isn't tied to the fat cow daiwa
>cute daughter
>zero reason to use vodka if you get her
This is the worst case of power creep i have EVER seen in a gatcha
>>717481858It would be pretty uninteresting, she basically just won everything, there's no tension.
>>717484836You're better off with Rice Shower's, Oguri Cap's or Tokai Teio's uniques than Rudolf's on Pace.
>>717479257COOLER AGNES I KNEEL
>>717485089Is 400 stamina good enough for sprint/mile?
>>717485136she's one of the few end closers for now so she does give you a bit of leeway if you want a balanced team for pvp
>>717485153Used goods
Hag
Hag
Hag
Hag
Hag
>>717485221500 stamina makes sprinters durable for pvp, like 700 stamina for mile
If you're uncomfortable with those targets just get as close as you can since the stealth 400 stat buff for career throws unsuspecting new people for a loop and lots of umas will have those stats pretty far underwater
It's a shame they barely acknowledge rerelated horses i wanted Special Week to meet her daughters
biwa's career sure sucks donkey balls
>>717475435 (OP)why does Teio bully Nature so much in her career?
>>717485467I love random mile race and my autistic horse getting sleep deprived and low energy from rest multiple times in a row. I only started winning her career after getting much higher level support cards and very good parents, it was a massive struggle to until then.
>>717485595because Teio is a little gremlin who needs a good dicking
>>717485153Vodka tries her fuckin best asshole and thats what makes her cool
>>717478239>>717479996she deserves all the headpats
>>717475435 (OP)Malnourished tip
>>717485595It's just bantz.
>>717485595Nature's an easy target for bullying that's it, kind of her own fault really
>>717483215Since RTTT, Beginning of New Era and main story part 2 are actually in chronological order, it's possible the next anime project is actually about Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet.
It would be a waste to adapt the game's story into an since it's already an anime lmao. The final chapter has like 20 minutes of fully animated cutscene.
ENOUGH WITH THE MOOD DOWNS ALREADY HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING BOOMER
>they expect me to believe this ANCIENT hag is a student
>>717486418I kinda don't like the overdesigned umas
>>717486418give me gorilla horse now
>>717485967>she deserves all the wombpatsfixed
>>717486418-Jobbara
+literally anyone else
>>717486459>ๅซใgive me more horses that reject the trainer please...
>>717486459Tracen's full name is Japan Umamusume Training Schools and Colleges, she and Maruzensky are like adults going to college and getting a degree.
Maruzensky having a license for that sports car means she's in her 20s minimum, when you add the outdated slang and her other behaviors she's like a 30+ HAG
>>717486837desu i was waiting for That Fandom to bleed heavily into Uma but it's been like a month and a half and i havent seen much bleedover at all
Or are they mostly dead now? It's been like a decade and a half
>>717486805Yet Muruzensky wears a sailor school uniform like if she was a high schooler, and Rudolf looks like a grown woman when she's only a student, same deal with Air Groove, these umas are strange man.
just finished the first season of the anime, why does the final episode spoils everything from the second season?
I wish everybody in this thread a mood down affliction by night owl :)
>king halo run
>1st
>2nd
>2nd
>3rd
>2nd
>>717487017They probably weren't expecting to create a continuation so they showed Teio's ending early.
>>717487115That's how my first vodka run went
>>717487075I wish for you to have no guts left to wake up from your bed
is it worth levelling natty for all seeing eyes?
>2* in Arima Kinen
Sending Daiwa to the breeding factory.
>>717486130>the next anime project is actually about Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet.That would be amusing considering they were already there as secondaries for the 3 seasons, Teio/McQueen were secondaries in S1 while Kitasan/Satono were secondaries in S2, but that would be by far the biggest "wait" yet.
>>717487352dontcha worry.
she's gonna be in good hands
>>717487115>>717487205The moral of the story is fuck late surgers
I don't have money to upgrade my cards.
>>717487574So not have sex with your trainees
>>717487574yes
then have a happy, loving family
>>717487641A fate worse than death.
>>717487641we have the 6 daily races event again anon...
x.com/uma_musu/status/1953291562978557992
EPSATONO ISLAND
>>717487641same. i have stopped buying anything from the daily shop and im still poor.
Is it canon in-universe that Umamusumes are on average hotter and more attractive than n*ngen women?
>>717487808RELEASE THE FILES
>>717487845no, they've done canon live action shit that shows they just look like humans
>>717487641You can get 1.200.000 monies from the Goldship event which will start in like TODAY.
But before upgrading just cards... Considering Leveling up your Nice Nature (trainee) too, she gets gold debuff skills which are good for the Champions Meeting.
>>717487885You mean Carrotman? Didn't they just use her Biko Pegasus' voice actress?
>>717487845The story is just focused on the most beautiful and since they're racers, they're the most physically fit uma. But you've got plenty of plain janes among the mobs.
>>717487845Not really, the NPC umas are literally average looking.
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>>717487115Started awful but I won at the end. Nearly had a career ender due to 1st place requirement for one of the goals, spent all of my clocks just for that one race. Overall, not bad, saved by 4 turns worth of rainbows during the beach events.
https://youtu.be/L4IWA9syq0o
>cutest song is from THE WORST scenario in the game
damn
>>717487902imagine her sitting in your face after she wins a race
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>took 3 infirmary visits to recover from night owl
>lost the mcqueen race
>lost the mcqueen race
>lost the mcqueen race, placing in the double digits
>wouldnt reach the 600 power threshold by the end of the campaign
i'm running low on alarm clocks and almost abandoned this run 5 times, good thing i didnt. she really did bloom into the blue rose of good fortune.
>>717488374>none of your homies will cosplay THE KANG and hold your handtake me out back, im done
>>717486418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXjUkilX5Uo
>comment: a team that only gathered because they didn't have the heart to refuse Urara's invitation
>>717488374what the fuck is that behind the real oguri cap (as in peak)
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>>717488457>>717486418why was Urara subbed out? she started this team
>>717487808>hey guys don't sexualize the umas>puts them in swimsuitswhat did the japs mean by this?
>>717488420Oguri isn't a real flattie
>>717488374FAKE
this is oguri cap if he real
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>>717488592The hot spring's been in since the start my man
>>717488374>no bellyoguri fake
>>717488374>Not instantly taking stam trainingOguri, eat this man.
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>only have 10k carats
>super creek banner today
>>717487808how many mayanos are in that island?
anon-kun, should i pull on super creek banner?
>>717479774The logistics of the Uma world is funny to think about, like the fact that those are their real names and not nicknames
>Our beautiful baby daughter: Grass WonderLike is her family's last name Wonder? What kind of parent names their child "Grass"? She's just begging to get bullied in school
>>717488748Haru(forma suciedad) is inevitable
JP bros, what's the TLDR of Almond eye? Why is she particularly disliked?
>>717477320She can stink all she wants while my comfy end closer sits at the back and then rapes everyone
>>717487845isn't there an episode where TM Opera dresses like a butler for a festival and there are fat umas drooling over her or something?
You only need one super creek right? For maestro.
>>717489131she refuses to give me paizuri
>>717488374A burning hot murderous rage fills me
>>717488819uma grok is this aI?
>>717489131She's not even out in JP yet. At best she'll be the 5th anniversary uma.
>>717489063You seem to have good Stam Cards, ask yourself, do you want to get stuck borrowing between kitasan or super creek?
>>717489021what the fuck are you complaining for fucking nigger you probably have more than most on the thread and you go
>BOHOOOO I HAVE SO FEW CARRATS WAAAAAAKYS KYS KYS
>>717489208Sugoi, how can she be popular if she's non playable?
>>717485153>>story isn't tied to the fat cow daiwathis is a negative
Of course when I had a good run, no debuffs, pink sparks triggered, Super Creek just won't give me Maestro you stupid fuck.
Tracen is supposed to be an elite school, right? Why are the students there scarier than delinquents?
>>717489292she's the secret boss of her career scenario
>>717489292Real horse is already the GOAT among horse racing fags. The uma design is also ultra sexo.
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Daiwa Scarlet paizuri or Oguri Cap assjob?
>>717489292I think she already has a support card.
In any case, you see that with other franchises, people start drawing fanart of new characters before the game even comes out.
>>717489354Oguri is too autistic (cute) for me to lewd, so Daiwa.
>>717489070It's suggested that they have normal names in addition to horse names the way secret koreans in japan have legal japanese names they can use to hide their koreanness
>>717489354Oguri Cap bellyjob
>>717489354>Ass jobThigh job, she has more fat there
>>717489354King Halo handholding
>>717489354I would rather give mayano headpats
>>717488819>>717489196>cow body stiched to donkey headnice try leftists
>>717489337>SexoThe only lewd thing is her showing cleavage
>>717489367I also saw her being at the front of uma's twitter banner so I was wondering how she got there if she is non playable
>>717489158she's already great but lb1 makes her better
Today is your last day to pull on this Uma wife who loves you, you won't leave her hanging right?
>>717489354Oguri can only do oral. And you have to be very careful.
>>717489354Oguri Cap assjob
Daiwa Scarlet paizuri
Silence Suzuka naizuri
Super creek breastfeeding handjob
Mayano Top Gun mating press
idk keep going
Happy Meek looks like a dopey retard. I want to bully her tall ass.
>>717489237now that you brought up the stam cards, mebbe i'll just settle and save for umas.
>>717489525more stamina when training
for reference kitasan gives power at lb1 which is why people recommend at least lb3
they're still both great at lb0 tho
>>717489579>Silence Suzuka naizuribased
>>717489354pls dont lewd the horses
>>717489651I thought this was a horse game not a cow one
>>717489651>shes not close>shes just BEEG
>>717489319because some of them WERE delinquents
>>717489292Her support card is the current best Speed card in JP. Of course they will see her often.
How am I supposed to pull on Super Creek's banner and Seiun Sky all in the same month with barely 10k carats?
>>717489752Just swipe, bro.
>>717489752You can only pick a single hill to die on
>>717489741>formerI don't know...
>>717489752buy saving for brian!
>>717489651>legend race with curren chan>holy fuck who is that unit
Allright. sleep, or more careers
>>717489752its a gacha bro. they want you to blow hundreds on jpegs.
>>717489292The real horse, anon. She won 9 G1.
Cygames put extra attention on her because she's a new legend that was born post uma musume.
>>717489263It took me 30k carats just to get one Kitasan from pity. A single copy. One.
>>717475435 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6BtMYhbltU
Mambo
Que rico el mambo
Mambo
Que rico eh eh eh eh!
>>717489914it's okay anon I apogolize I was angry after the kitasan massacre
fuck this stupid cow
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>>717489545how dry would a trainer end if Oguri ends up liking the taste of cum
I finished season 1 but I really want to watch Oguri cap season, should I skip kitasan part or save cinderella after finishing everything else?
>>717490035>you will never experience March domestic violenceits not fair bros
>>717487017Teio and Oguri are famous for their miracle win, there's nothing to spoil
>>717490082Watch Season 2 then watch CinGray.
https://youtu.be/L682O6tX9Xk
do the umas get paid for this ad or does it all just go to Tracen?
>>717490190I just want to correct norn ace
I know she's good now but STILL
>>717490082Skip S3 if you're a shounenspic
>>717489974kitasan scarcity is fake, just grab one bro
>>717489131she looks like she fucks old men
>>717489884I already have a copy of Super Creek's Swinging Maestros so it makes my decision even harder
>>717490236Damn right she's good.
Legit one of the best designs out of all of them.
>>717490293>gyaru bully turns into your number one fangirlcute as fuck
>>717490350>only AFTER you dab ultra hard on hercant forget that part
>>717490082Skipping S3 and then watching it at the end of everything is my personal rec, yeah.
It's worth a watch if you're deep but not at the price of (possibly) ruining your momentum, because S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray is a hell of a ride.
>>717489954I find Fuji hotter than Brian, so unless she is extraordinarily shit I'm not pulling on her
>tfw no gf to play goo goo babies with me
>>717488056Excuse me but It's Calling is a goddess
how many copies of super freak should I get before stop pulling for her
I don't understand how this website works, I want it to give me a schedule of Long races for Gold Ship and it becomes fucking empty when I select that
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>>717490738the ultra secret final boss...
>>717490673there are no optional G1 long races
>>717490673Double check you are in races for a selected character mode
>>717490738>รber-StatsWill probably drop the game when that kind of powercreep drops
>>717490301>>717490341Attendants, translate these texts!
>>717490883https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1953272929455882679
how to train NICE NATURE and which sparks and cards
>>717490082I watched Cinderella Gray first and watched S1 and just started S2, it's definitely better to start from the earlier anime so you don't end up disliking them because they're badly animated.
>>717490673Some characters literally can't run certain G1 races because their main objective race happens in the same day as other G1 races.
>>717490769I have 2, so it's not worth keep pulling then?
>>717491020he meant three
>>717490926why does that special week looks so menacing
>>717490926That looks fucking cancerous
What is there after Uber-stats?
>>717490980someone post the retarded opera
>>717490926post the skill list
>>717490082Cingray isn't even related the the first 3 seasons so it doesn't matter.
>>717490883Most of it is just the scenario. If you go back to URA with your latest card you'll still get S rank at most.
>>717490980Public Domain (PD) Circus Peasant...
>>717490926what is this retardation? why don't use new letters instead of retarded numbers
>>717491119What the fuck is going on here?
Is this part of a super career mode or something?
>>717491119>The game reaches fingerless glove meter levels of retarded UIFuck that
Isn't it pointless to roll for horses? Considering you can farm their badges from Legends, Events or Shop.
>>717490903>>717490301>Nice to meet you, Rudolf's trainer!>I'm Runa-chan!>Oh, I've heard a lot about you.>You and Rudolf are quite close!>Will you be Runa-chan's friend, too?>Of course!>Let's have a chat!>Yay!>Runa loves you, trainer-kun!>I'm sorry, let's stop with Runa-chan for today.>Ehh? But we just started!?>>717490341https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9651357
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>>717491252you can't fucking farm enough badges from legend races
>Donated 1 shoe by accident
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>717479257WAIT WHAT TTHE FUCK!?
>>717491119At least the game makes it easier to get a ranks by then right?
how the fuck do i get to A rank.
I can only only get to ~9k tops
Do I need more SSRs and MLBs?
>>717491252Legend races only give you 90 shards, you have to collect the other 60 from when they put it into the dailies, and you can only farm 1 shard a day. By the time you get that horse, she'll be outdated and you might not even like her anymore.
It's a nice feature still, but you can't rely on it.
>>717491252Even though they'll add older legend races as permanent daily races later on, they'll only give you 1 (ONE) star piece for winning PER DAY, so you end up grinding them for like half a year just to unlock a single 3* uma.
>>717479257It's weird when they have a horse with such a good track record and then turn them into a meme character like this. I also made fun of Rob Roy until I found out they were a triple crown winner.
>>717491410just get charming early and don't get hit with many bad random events bro
What do you say as a trainer when someone questions your trophy room full of dirty female shoes?
>>717489651I thought the gameโs scale was bugging out the first time this horse showed up in an event she does not look like she should be that big
>>717491370horse breeding is basically crusader kings.
>>717491410A-rank horse? It's mostly horse stats and number of skills that matter for that. So high rank support cards and 9* parents is the main thing to get overall stats up.
>>717491538Only Digital's personality is a meme. Tachyon always praises her speed and admits that she can't catch up to her.
>>717491595>why yes i am a champion trainer what gave it away
Do umas usually marry their trainers?
Is being a trainer to a uma basically an engagement?
>>717491410borrow a 9* guest
>>717491370>is also related to fine motion and skibi rizz too
>>717491684No, because if that was the case, the majority of the girls would just get their father as their trainer.
who the hell is secretariat?
I though that was a bojack horseman character
>>717491410Put 9 sparks into one stat and max it
Prioritize orange skills
>>717491684Mihono Bourbon's dad used to be a trainer, Bourbon herself is an Uma, do the math.
I still believe in the theory that humans can carry uma genes
>>717491756American horse with a deformed heart that was twice as big as the average, making him an absolute beast when ruinning.
>>717491538the game does glaze how she's very strong and her reputation as the "all arounder" being able to run any race in between her being a meme
>>717491684Curren Chan wants to fuck your brains out since the first moment you meet her
>>717491848there are no genes, it's literal fucking magic
Leaked footage of curren chans Onlyumas page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ZRS8fbRrY
>>717491891that sounds epic
thanks for the context
>>717475435 (OP)I shit in your mouth tranny
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>>717491891>You were born with a deformity, you are supposed to be weaker!>Secretariat: I don't care *wins*
I finally won the URA finals with Rice Shower. The game has nothing left for me now.
>>717491891>if human has larger heart he just fucking dies>he horse has one he turns into superhorseit's not hekin fair
>>717475435 (OP)Kill yourself tranny
why is nice nature such a slut for her trainer?
>>717491891>Be born with a defect>Actually makes you better at racing
>>717491830is that a fucking m*b being the center in Legend Changer...
>>717478175Which uma gets the fat ugly bastard trainer (with a heart of pure gold)?
>>717478764Shut up faggot.
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>>717477320Still working on either Gorushi or Groove to be my ace.
which uma song should I listen to now?
>>717491538she's a meme because irl horse took turf and dirt at random and still raced exceptionally well, without injury too. that earned her the title freak horse by fans. also she broke oguri cap's 13 year record, so whos truly peak now?
>>717482710L O N D O N
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>>717492126Vodka goes on a date with trainer after one day of meeting him
PLEASE CYGAMES, GIVE ME ANOTHER SSR VOUCHER, I NEED OPERA
>>717484253You should never hope for people to use X or social media, Anon.
>>717479257you can be genghis khan's horse irl but it doesn't matter if you're giga cringe in game
>>717491756>tfw in the Uma Masume universe the show is called Bojack Umamusume
>>717492497Now THATS a paypig horse
>Won the Long URA finale by distance
Jesus what an assrape, I love this horse
>>717492880>staring special chud
>>717492858I want to bang this human woman instead
>>717492880...horsegirl wine aunt Bojack?
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Will she ever become playable
>>717493049Satono seems a better fit because of the diamond pattern.
>>717493097I'm sorry, anon
>>717493097Don't really care for her, she is the universal loser constant
>>717493035Uuuh anon? Your red uniform???
>>717493283No point when we're gonna drown in Golshi stars in a few hours
>>717493074I think having her actually be related to Secretariat would be pretty funny.
Though, based on the SR card for Agnes Digital, she would work best for being the absolute most high. She looks fried in that art.
>It's another episode of Sprint hag want to ran Long race
>>717493483Many such cases. SAD!
I still have my free 3star horse ticket they gave me at the very start. I was saving it but I'm starting to think they won't actually increase the amount of horsewomen I can get with it.
>>717493097>>717493287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X25llpr3-w
>>717493483>Those stats by that race Bro just glue don't waste time
Only reply to this post it you have yet to win a ura finals
>>717493616What if I've only won with Bakushin (aka easy mode)?
>>717493717If you didn't Witmax you didn't win.
>>717493827Dont you mean if you DID witmax you didn't win?
Bricked my run that was doing perfect
>>717493097Sheโs such a cutie pie.
>>717475435 (OP)I read some guides that told me to inherit power. Are power sparks that good? I was thinking about breeding for stamina but I could go for power instead.
She can get out of hand sometimes
>>717494036No, you got conned by a guy who made 10cents by finding some retard reason for you to watch his gay video instead of someone else's.
Power is ok if it's all you can get. You want Stam
Since everyone is so unlucky here, can you get night owl multiple times per career?
>>717494036Both stamima and power is good because every uma benefit from that. You will be spamming speed training with kitasan black though, so power less useful compared to the stam. Guts and wits is a joke.
>>717494191Yes. Sign of a dead run for me unless I brought the deck with Tazuna in it.
>>717494191I feel like I got that in a run before but I was playing it on the side watching something else so I just went "haha wack" instead of freaking out and taking a screenshot
>Get 3* Pace Chaser spark
>put it on McQueen (A Pace Chaser)
>doesn't level up to S at all
>put 1* Front Runner Bakushin on anyone
>always improves Front Runner affinity
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>>717478239Man I've been trying to train up this moody bitch. She is so inconsistent. Have to bring a fucking trainer card because her mood is always dropping for some bullshit reason. Why did I get stuck with this emo bitch!
>>717494334did she have low compatibilty?
>>717478764Your career ended before it even got started
>>717494443Both have a triangle.
>>717494334On all aptitudes if you have it under โAโ it is guaranteed to be improved, but if you have it at โAโ or higher it will only improve if you roll it during inspiration
>>717493559No, they won't.
>>717494234SPIDER-MUN
SPIDER-MUN
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I'm watching Cinderella Grey and I heard that half of the characters are fake real horses, how do you know which is which? I'd be pissed if I watched this first, end up liking a character and then finding out they're a donut steel that's never going to be in the game.
Like for example this South Heroine girl here looks cool but I'm guessing she's not real
>>717494717Man I can hear the sound effect for training success just looking at that
>>717494627>>717494717Her tits are always changing size...
>>717494717harikitte ikouuuuuuu
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>>717479369pro tip, don't sleep on Rs
what is the appeal of the uma shounen
>>717495021Her ass design on the SSR card ruined all her PR
>>717493717That still counts as winning Bakushinning
>>717479369R Rudolf+SR Marvelous Sunday+SR Tachyon+free SSR Rice Shower+ unlocking her potential to level 5. Just pump wit when training her because she doesn't have to win.
>>717495021>tuk tuk shakurIs she the most hated/ugly uma in the game?
I feel kinda bad that nice nature is my third favorite uma, it's like i'm bullying her through no fault of her own
>>717494609triangle is bad
circle is good
circle inside circle is best
why are chestnut horses so gay and retarded
>>717494758https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000177555/
She is based on this horse, North Hero.
>>717495413Spe-chan please, Grass is just being nice.
>>717478043Probably pretty low. The vast majority of men do not want a freak that can lift them with one arm without breaking a sweat
>>717495678Haha yeah who would want that
>>717495612oh no I meant real as in "is a character in the game", that's cool that's they're based off actual horses though getting a unique design for a minor role
Someone post naughty neicha decks.
>>717495251>>717495934more like tummy neicha
>>717495993King Halo is my only level A Uma, love that gal
I curse the next thread to be a mambo thread
>>717496034I missed the classic crown, but got the autumm with this win, hopefully that's enough for a good rating too
>>717495993Worst horse in the game
>>717496089I'm gonna kill you dead
>>717496175Not worse but definable third rate
>>717496175I got a decent spark off her so at least she serves me as a cum bucket now but that's all she's good for
>>717496298Shit thread, gonna get deleted because you coulnd't control yourself coomer assposter
>>717496402the only shit threads are made by mambo tranny, shit eater
>>717495413Is she fingering her ass?
>>717494036It all depends on what sort of runner you're training, however most of time you focus on speed which already gives some power as well.
>>717475435 (OP)What is this bitch's appeal?
>>717491756Secretariat, over 50 years later, still holds the track records for all three triple crown horse races in America.
The most well known run he had was the Belmont Stakes where he won by a whole 31 lengths.
His rivals were no slouches either, they just had the misfortune of racing against the GOAT of horse racing.
>His owner is Hajime Satomi, the chairman of SEGA Sammy Holdings Inc.
So if I lewd her will Kiryu personally chase me down?
>>717497307>Kusama, you were lewding umas weren't you?
>>717497448>kusamais this a fucking meme? this is the 8th time I've seen this retarded typo
>>717496480Auto saged, told you, retard