Thread 717475435

musume

>>717475435 (OP)
mambo

>>717475435 (OP)
Total King Halo LOVE

Uma Kart racing game

garbage woke slop
tranny game

>>717476897
truueee

>>717477027
I hate western fanbases so much it's unreal.

i FUCKING HATE THE INFIRMARY, SHOULD CURE EVERYTHING AT 100% RATE

Didn't even beat Uma finals and her stats suck but that's okay I love Haru anyways!

Ready to stink your CM racetrack.

>>717477320
>he thinks he can stop my oguri cap (which means peak)

>>717477027
Special Week would never

>>717477320
Is it really meta to train a Nice Nature that takes all the debuff skills for that?

>>717475435 (OP)
what is the relation between Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser?

>>717477660
cute

>>717477660
i wonder how much is the rate of umas retiring to marry their trainers, cuz god knows i would do unspeakable things for natie

>>717477660
Seems like some people agree to the idea that every career as a different trainer.

T W O

W

O

5% IN A ROW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like Air Groove.

>>717478239
rough

i once got 3 5%'s in a row...
during summer camp

>>717478239
Dead run

>>717475578
Meisho Mambo?

>>717478043
It's a miracle the girls actually get to finish their 3 year careers instead of having to stop due to pregnancy

>>717478309
Good statement

>>717478043
you're not the only one who wants to know

>>717478309
there are 6 of us now

>>717477456
It's the more f2p friendly method.

This game NEEDS NTR

>>717478239
you know what to do

>>717478764
Dude, you love NTR too?!

Who is the best Uma to do the 30 race wins in a single career challenge? Bakushin? Assuming you place first in all her career races and the URA finals, that leaves 16 optional races you have to WIN, you can't skimp on training too hard or you risk losing one

>>717478764
Holy based.

>>717478764
>>717478805
whats the appeal of NTR?

>>717478858
Not really since there aren't that many sprints, your best bet is to get an Uma that can do mile/medium with good growths and skills, give her 2 stammaxxed parents and then spam OPs and G3s
So, yknow...

>>717478764
This game already has NTR. You're not allowed to lewd the girls, only the yakuza can.

>>717478927
Her big forehead

>>717478805
>>717478913

she doesn't even fit into the frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o

waiter waiter i want power creep!

>>717478913
>I start watching the new yuri harem anime
>Check the VAs
The MC is Narita Top Road while the love interest is Mejiro McQueen lmao

>>717479138
excuse me, i can't read the menu

>>717478927
the crying scene

>Watch the first 2 NTR OVAs
>She gets cucked out of a win in both

>>717479257
mm... nyo

Shut up and give me porn of anime horses

>>717478764
https://youtu.be/RIDl7x_gFGE

>>717477320
teach me the ways of evil nature, what supports do I need for all the debuff skills?

>>717479257
>I assumed her cut design meant she wasn't a winner
I thought she was Urara-tier at first until I saw her JRA records.

>>717475435 (OP)
Holy fucking mambo

>>717479520
wait a second... that mambo you posted...

>>717477027
>Straight
All
>Gay
All (femTrainer)

>>717479695
artists be like "oh no AI is gonna rip off my 3/10 art style!

Are Donkeys and Zebras a thing in Umamusu world?
If they aren't, what is Donkey Kong called in there?

>>717475435 (OP)
MAMBO!

>>717478641
kek

>>717478309
>>717478678
oyakodon with air groove and duramente

>>717479768
it's still not too late to reclaim the humanity you've lost

>>717479257
never doubted her

(how was this 4.35MB...)

how does this look for CM?

>>717478782
>>717478239
IM SO GLAD I DIDNT

>>717479979
i think you need 2 gold blue skills if below 1k stam

>>717479907
>>717480004
Suzucute

>>717479996
yeppp this is why you never abandon a career early

the forgotten texts

>>717479996
Grats

>>717479979
You need 1 more Gold skill or more Stamina, this would be fine if there weren't any Natures.

>>717480048
Suzugone...

>>717480074
no belly content in the game :(

Is this the thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>717480074
Pregnancy compilation

>>717480278
seriously, why did he do it bros

>>717479337
>Mambo Tensei

>>717480219
holy FUARK EVIL MAMBO

>>717479979
>B Medium
It's over before it even began bro...

>>717480350
wait shid >>717480219

these threads really are degrading in real time
its just memes and shitposting now, just like /vg/

>>717480398
why doesn't this webm work on my ipad?
its literally just this webm of Nice Neicha and Marvy

When Tazuna says "your trainee needs guts" what she really means is stamina right?

>>717479257
I still can't believe she's related to Secretariat.

>>717480398
jesus christ, marvelous is STACKED

>>717480219
THIS WORLD SHALL KNOW MAMBO

>>717480398
>japanese humor

>I-I'm going for seconds!
>..? Go ahead. (Why did she have to tell me that..?)

the japs are laughing at this but I don't get it
loreGODs? anyone?

>>717480701
special chud has a crush

We hate Special Needs here.

Who would win Special Chud or No Reason

>>717480850
OYAKATA-SAMA

>>717480701
Spe is a misogynist chuddy (though not as much as Tamamo Cross), Dober is the one mare he likes.

what did Gurass Wanda do to Spe-chan that made him use his enhanced vision abilities to racially profile all chestnut colored horses?

Are there any horses are still active in races and have an uma?

>>717480984
Grass Wonder got hard when he reunited with Special Week.

>shadowverse collab
>they just played air hockey and hide and seek
I thought it was a card game...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZTFh0Npj2U

>>717480443
Just filter 'Mambo' you pussy

mambo

Mambo!

>>717481274
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA??

>>717481000
the one time they went and added an actively-racing horse (daring tact) the horse in question got injured later in the year, had a troubled recovery, and wasn't able to do as well as it used to. so that convinced them to just stick to retirees only.

>>717479996
Explode

>>717481471
they should add eclipse and make her have the biggest tits

do we already know who season 4 will be about?

>>717481615
oguri cap season 2 first
for season 4, surely, it's gonna be

>>717481615
>Season 4
they're doing Cinderella Gray season 1 part 2 bwo

>>717481128
God I fucking hate Shadowverse. Legit the worst CCG I ever played, physical or digital.

>>717481615
13 episodes of Tamomo Cross punching human women. Sometimes they get kicked too.

>go to danbooru to look up cool or cute artwork
>Just get a shitton of porn
Are the yakuza just shit at their jobs?

>>717481994
dan/gelbooru is mostly used by coomers
even good art like picrel will have a 20% chance of never getting archived there, because it's not showing enough skin

>>717482060
anything sub 10% before a race is actually 50% istg

>>717482190
*picrel

>>717475435 (OP)
ooooooooooooooooooo i'm gonna say it

>>717480443
Last two threads were quite normal.

>>717480701
>I hate women BUT...

>>717482448
i look like this and say this

Best Uma to win the daily blue currency thing race?

>>717482794
suzuka

>>717481615
If they commit to just CinGray that would take a good while to adapt.
If they're going to make another "main season", it shouldn't be around the Spica team anyways, so they could just name it something else like Road to the Top or whatever.

not even golden inspiration but still dats mane

>>717482794
Frontrunners like Daiwa Scarlet or >>717482834

>>717482794
suzuka
also coins are better

>>717480319
Thought it'd be funny

>>717478239
I seriously can't get over how fucking funny it is seeing my Uma in an awful mood and still winning. She may be depressed but she's locked in

>>717482794
hasn't let me down yet

>>717475654
BASED

MY FUARKING KING

failed traning. mood: terrible

>>717482448
>>717475435 (OP)
>Go for a long time without seeing the actual context behind the Mambo meme
>Even if it's just a throwaway voiceover and gag somehow i now feel compelled to call her Mambo too
I think it's just the way she says mambo, its cute

>>717481615
Apparently Part 2 of the in-game Main Story just ended in JP and they were praising it quite a bit.
Maybe they could adapt that as a Season 4?

>>717479257
WE LOVE YOU DIGIGOAT

I've had like four runs in a row with mayano where she crushes everything in her path and then gets 6th in the arima kinen what am I doing wrong

>>717483543
need more stam for Longs. Super Creek/McQueen/Rudolf rapes unprepared long challengers

>>717483543
Arima Ken is long, do you have like at least 400ish stamina?

>>717475435 (OP)
Oh my fucking god, she's adorable!, but not enough to make me play this game.
Anyway, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY.

>>717483543
i finally had another Maya run where she got all the way to the finals but crashed out at the very end.
Pace Chaser actually worked out kinda nicely, like Mcqueen.

>>717483543
bro failed the stam check

>>717483596
>>717483593
my first run had like 600 stam but I think the other stats got a bit neglected (don't remember what they were off the top of my head) and I fell for the front runner meme so her special never popped off
every other one since I think I've just been trying too hard to build up speed instead so stamina is definitely lacking

>>717483830
If you had a lot of stam maybe you got unlucky if you were frontrunning and suddenly get sucked into the pack and never recovered

Is that g00 1st skill only good for front ravers?

is this card good for a late surge Vodka? it has a lot of late skills

>>717475435 (OP)
Shame Haru Urara's current owner only posts small updates on his blog with low resolution photos instead of just providing updates on X with much higher resolution photos. It is just not an efficient way to boost Haru Urara's popularity since his obscure blog likely does not get much web traffic.

Haru Urara News: https://mf-urara.jimdoweb.com/%E3%81%8A%E7%9F%A5%E3%82%89%E3%81%9B-%E8%BF%91%E6%B3%81/

>>717484253
Here is the blog post where Haru Urara's owner thanks everyone for the donated fresh grass.

https://mf-urara.jimdoweb.com/2025/08/06/%E5%A4%8F%E7%9C%9F%E3%81%A3%E7%9B%9B%E3%82%8A/

>>717483543
Post stats and skills.

>>717484217
Yes, it's a pretty decent welfare. The gold skill is also good.
Your club leader would hate the zero fan count bonus though.

>>717484394
it's okay I don't have to hit 3M daily

>>717484109
pace can also run it

Is behold thine emperors divine might good for pace umas?

>>717478764
I like her Admire "Unofficial Arknights collab" Vega friend more.

>>717484836
It works but it's probably more consistent for lates

>>717484867
I didn't know they let donkeys run races.

based witmaxxer feeding me points

>>717478764
>NTR
good choice the NTSR is so bad

Should I bother with swinging maestro if it’s a sprint/mile Uma?

>>717484581
Cool art. Doesn't get enough attention ITT

>>717485001
Sprint no, mile is a wash probably
endurance recovery is a percentage of your base endurance so if the base is low the recovery is also low
Meaning its best just to shore up additional stamina points and budget your skill points for something else

Was rolling for Narita Taishin worth it

>cooler than vodka
>sexier than vodka
>better singer than vodka
>story isn't tied to the fat cow daiwa
>cute daughter
>zero reason to use vodka if you get her
This is the worst case of power creep i have EVER seen in a gatcha

>>717481858
It would be pretty uninteresting, she basically just won everything, there's no tension.

>>717484836
You're better off with Rice Shower's, Oguri Cap's or Tokai Teio's uniques than Rudolf's on Pace.

>>717479257
COOLER AGNES I KNEEL

>>717485089
Is 400 stamina good enough for sprint/mile?

>>717485136
she's one of the few end closers for now so she does give you a bit of leeway if you want a balanced team for pvp

>>717485153
Used goods
Hag
Hag
Hag
Hag
Hag

>>717485221
500 stamina makes sprinters durable for pvp, like 700 stamina for mile
If you're uncomfortable with those targets just get as close as you can since the stealth 400 stat buff for career throws unsuspecting new people for a loop and lots of umas will have those stats pretty far underwater

It's a shame they barely acknowledge rerelated horses i wanted Special Week to meet her daughters

biwa's career sure sucks donkey balls

>>717475435 (OP)
why does Teio bully Nature so much in her career?

So who is Umamusume A?

>>717485467

I love random mile race and my autistic horse getting sleep deprived and low energy from rest multiple times in a row. I only started winning her career after getting much higher level support cards and very good parents, it was a massive struggle to until then.

>>717485595
because Teio is a little gremlin who needs a good dicking

>>717485153
Vodka tries her fuckin best asshole and thats what makes her cool

>>717479520
eh?

>>717478239
>>717479996
she deserves all the headpats

>>717475435 (OP)
Malnourished tip

>>717485595
It's just bantz.

>>717485595
Nature's an easy target for bullying that's it, kind of her own fault really

>>717483215
Since RTTT, Beginning of New Era and main story part 2 are actually in chronological order, it's possible the next anime project is actually about Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet.
It would be a waste to adapt the game's story into an since it's already an anime lmao. The final chapter has like 20 minutes of fully animated cutscene.

ENOUGH WITH THE MOOD DOWNS ALREADY HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING BOOMER

Meet my team.

>>717486418
I kinda don't like the overdesigned umas

>>717486418
give me gorilla horse now

>>717485967
>she deserves all the wombpats
fixed

>>717486418
-Jobbara
+literally anyone else

>>717486459
>嫌よ
give me more horses that reject the trainer please...

>>717486459
Tracen's full name is Japan Umamusume Training Schools and Colleges, she and Maruzensky are like adults going to college and getting a degree.

Maruzensky having a license for that sports car means she's in her 20s minimum, when you add the outdated slang and her other behaviors she's like a 30+ HAG

do not open

>>717486837
desu i was waiting for That Fandom to bleed heavily into Uma but it's been like a month and a half and i havent seen much bleedover at all
Or are they mostly dead now? It's been like a decade and a half

>>717486805
Yet Muruzensky wears a sailor school uniform like if she was a high schooler, and Rudolf looks like a grown woman when she's only a student, same deal with Air Groove, these umas are strange man.

just finished the first season of the anime, why does the final episode spoils everything from the second season?

I wish everybody in this thread a mood down affliction by night owl :)

>king halo run
>1st
>2nd
>2nd
>3rd
>2nd

>>717487017
They probably weren't expecting to create a continuation so they showed Teio's ending early.

>>717487115
That's how my first vodka run went

>>717487075
I wish for you to have no guts left to wake up from your bed

is it worth levelling natty for all seeing eyes?

>2* in Arima Kinen
Sending Daiwa to the breeding factory.

>>717486130
>the next anime project is actually about Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet.
That would be amusing considering they were already there as secondaries for the 3 seasons, Teio/McQueen were secondaries in S1 while Kitasan/Satono were secondaries in S2, but that would be by far the biggest "wait" yet.

>>717487352
dontcha worry.
she's gonna be in good hands

>>717487115
>>717487205
The moral of the story is fuck late surgers

I don't have money to upgrade my cards.

>>717487574
So not have sex with your trainees

>>717487574
yes
then have a happy, loving family

>>717487641
A fate worse than death.

>>717487641
we have the 6 daily races event again anon...

x.com/uma_musu/status/1953291562978557992
EPSATONO ISLAND

>>717487641
same. i have stopped buying anything from the daily shop and im still poor.

Is it canon in-universe that Umamusumes are on average hotter and more attractive than n*ngen women?

>>717487808
RELEASE THE FILES

>>717487845
no, they've done canon live action shit that shows they just look like humans

>>717487845
yeah

>>717487574
yes

>>717487641
You can get 1.200.000 monies from the Goldship event which will start in like TODAY.
But before upgrading just cards... Considering Leveling up your Nice Nature (trainee) too, she gets gold debuff skills which are good for the Champions Meeting.

>>717487885
You mean Carrotman? Didn't they just use her Biko Pegasus' voice actress?

>>717487845
The story is just focused on the most beautiful and since they're racers, they're the most physically fit uma. But you've got plenty of plain janes among the mobs.

>>717487845
Not really, the NPC umas are literally average looking.

>>717487115
Started awful but I won at the end. Nearly had a career ender due to 1st place requirement for one of the goals, spent all of my clocks just for that one race. Overall, not bad, saved by 4 turns worth of rainbows during the beach events.

>>717488085
spark status?

https://youtu.be/L4IWA9syq0o
>cutest song is from THE WORST scenario in the game
damn

>>717487902
imagine her sitting in your face after she wins a race

>>717488118
Average.

>>717487991
there's more

>took 3 infirmary visits to recover from night owl
>lost the mcqueen race
>lost the mcqueen race
>lost the mcqueen race, placing in the double digits
>wouldnt reach the 600 power threshold by the end of the campaign
i'm running low on alarm clocks and almost abandoned this run 5 times, good thing i didnt. she really did bloom into the blue rose of good fortune.

>>717488374
oguri flat

>>717488374
>none of your homies will cosplay THE KANG and hold your hand

take me out back, im done

>>717488374
das a man

>>717486418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXjUkilX5Uo
>comment: a team that only gathered because they didn't have the heart to refuse Urara's invitation

>>717488374
what the fuck is that behind the real oguri cap (as in peak)

>>717487808
cheval sexo

>>717488461
It's a robot.

>>717488457
>>717486418
why was Urara subbed out? she started this team

>>717487808
>hey guys don't sexualize the umas
>puts them in swimsuits
what did the japs mean by this?

>>717488420
Oguri isn't a real flattie

>>717488374
FAKE
this is oguri cap if he real

>>717488592
The hot spring's been in since the start my man

>>717488374
>no belly
oguri fake

>>717488374
>Not instantly taking stam training
Oguri, eat this man.

>only have 10k carats
>super creek banner today

>>717487808
how many mayanos are in that island?

anon-kun, should i pull on super creek banner?

>>717479774
The logistics of the Uma world is funny to think about, like the fact that those are their real names and not nicknames
>Our beautiful baby daughter: Grass Wonder
Like is her family's last name Wonder? What kind of parent names their child "Grass"? She's just begging to get bullied in school

>>717488748
Haru(forma suciedad) is inevitable

JP bros, what's the TLDR of Almond eye? Why is she particularly disliked?

>>717477320
She can stink all she wants while my comfy end closer sits at the back and then rapes everyone

>>717487845
isn't there an episode where TM Opera dresses like a butler for a festival and there are fat umas drooling over her or something?

You only need one super creek right? For maestro.

>>717489131
she refuses to give me paizuri

>>717488374
A burning hot murderous rage fills me

>>717488819
uma grok is this aI?

>>717489131
She's not even out in JP yet. At best she'll be the 5th anniversary uma.

>>717488374
That's a man

>>717489063
You seem to have good Stam Cards, ask yourself, do you want to get stuck borrowing between kitasan or super creek?

>>717489021
what the fuck are you complaining for fucking nigger you probably have more than most on the thread and you go
>BOHOOOO I HAVE SO FEW CARRATS WAAAAAA
KYS KYS KYS

>>717489208
Sugoi, how can she be popular if she's non playable?

>>717485153
>>story isn't tied to the fat cow daiwa
this is a negative

Of course when I had a good run, no debuffs, pink sparks triggered, Super Creek just won't give me Maestro you stupid fuck.

Tracen is supposed to be an elite school, right? Why are the students there scarier than delinquents?

>>717489292
she's the secret boss of her career scenario

>>717489292
Real horse is already the GOAT among horse racing fags. The uma design is also ultra sexo.

Daiwa Scarlet paizuri or Oguri Cap assjob?

>>717489292
I think she already has a support card.
In any case, you see that with other franchises, people start drawing fanart of new characters before the game even comes out.

>>717489354
Oguri is too autistic (cute) for me to lewd, so Daiwa.

>>717489070
It's suggested that they have normal names in addition to horse names the way secret koreans in japan have legal japanese names they can use to hide their koreanness

>>717489354
Oguri Cap bellyjob

>>717489354
>Ass job
Thigh job, she has more fat there

>>717489354
King Halo handholding

>>717489354
I would rather give mayano headpats

>>717488819
>>717489196
>cow body stiched to donkey head
nice try leftists

>>717489337
>Sexo
The only lewd thing is her showing cleavage

>>717489367
I also saw her being at the front of uma's twitter banner so I was wondering how she got there if she is non playable

>>717489158
she's already great but lb1 makes her better

>>717489514
Why?

Today is your last day to pull on this Uma wife who loves you, you won't leave her hanging right?

>>717489354
Oguri can only do oral. And you have to be very careful.

>>717489354
Oguri Cap assjob
Daiwa Scarlet paizuri
Silence Suzuka naizuri
Super creek breastfeeding handjob
Mayano Top Gun mating press

idk keep going

Happy Meek looks like a dopey retard. I want to bully her tall ass.

>>717489237
now that you brought up the stam cards, mebbe i'll just settle and save for umas.

>>717489525
more stamina when training
for reference kitasan gives power at lb1 which is why people recommend at least lb3
they're still both great at lb0 tho

>>717489579
>Silence Suzuka naizuri
based

>>717489354
pls dont lewd the horses

>>717489651
I thought this was a horse game not a cow one

>>717489651
>shes not close
>shes just BEEG

>>717489319
because some of them WERE delinquents

>>717489292
Her support card is the current best Speed card in JP. Of course they will see her often.

How am I supposed to pull on Super Creek's banner and Seiun Sky all in the same month with barely 10k carats?

>>717489752
Just swipe, bro.

>>717489752
You can only pick a single hill to die on

>>717489741
>former
I don't know...

>>717489752
buy saving for brian!

>>717489651
>legend race with curren chan
>holy fuck who is that unit

Allright. sleep, or more careers

>>717489752
its a gacha bro. they want you to blow hundreds on jpegs.

>>717489292
The real horse, anon. She won 9 G1.
Cygames put extra attention on her because she's a new legend that was born post uma musume.

>>717489263
It took me 30k carats just to get one Kitasan from pity. A single copy. One.

>>717489816
same

>>717475435 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6BtMYhbltU
Mambo
Que rico el mambo
Mambo
Que rico eh eh eh eh!

>>717489914
it's okay anon I apogolize I was angry after the kitasan massacre
fuck this stupid cow

>>717489545
how dry would a trainer end if Oguri ends up liking the taste of cum

I finished season 1 but I really want to watch Oguri cap season, should I skip kitasan part or save cinderella after finishing everything else?

>>717490035
>you will never experience March domestic violence
its not fair bros

>>717487017
Teio and Oguri are famous for their miracle win, there's nothing to spoil

>>717490082
Watch Season 2 then watch CinGray.

https://youtu.be/L682O6tX9Xk
do the umas get paid for this ad or does it all just go to Tracen?

>>717490190
I just want to correct norn ace
I know she's good now but STILL

>>717490082
Skip S3 if you're a shounenspic

>>717489974
kitasan scarcity is fake, just grab one bro

>>717489131
she looks like she fucks old men

>>717489884
I already have a copy of Super Creek's Swinging Maestros so it makes my decision even harder

>>717490236
Damn right she's good.
Legit one of the best designs out of all of them.

>>717490293
>gyaru bully turns into your number one fangirl
cute as fuck

>>717490350
>only AFTER you dab ultra hard on her
cant forget that part

>>717490082
Skipping S3 and then watching it at the end of everything is my personal rec, yeah.
It's worth a watch if you're deep but not at the price of (possibly) ruining your momentum, because S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray is a hell of a ride.

shame they used

>>717489954
I find Fuji hotter than Brian, so unless she is extraordinarily shit I'm not pulling on her

>>717488056
Excuse me but It's Calling is a goddess

how many copies of super freak should I get before stop pulling for her

I don't understand how this website works, I want it to give me a schedule of Long races for Gold Ship and it becomes fucking empty when I select that
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler

>>717490647
one

>>717490647
two

>>717490738
the ultra secret final boss...

>>717490673
there are no optional G1 long races

>>717490673
Double check you are in races for a selected character mode

>>717490738
>Über-Stats
Will probably drop the game when that kind of powercreep drops

>>717490301
>>717490341
Attendants, translate these texts!

>>717490883
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1953272929455882679

how to train NICE NATURE and which sparks and cards

>>717490876
STOP IT

>>717490082
I watched Cinderella Gray first and watched S1 and just started S2, it's definitely better to start from the earlier anime so you don't end up disliking them because they're badly animated.

>>717490673
Some characters literally can't run certain G1 races because their main objective race happens in the same day as other G1 races.

>>717490769
I have 2, so it's not worth keep pulling then?

>>717491020
he meant three

>>717490926
why does that special week looks so menacing

>>717490926
That looks fucking cancerous

What is there after Uber-stats?

>>717481615
HER TIME

>>717490980
someone post the retarded opera

>>717490926
post the skill list

>>717490082
Cingray isn't even related the the first 3 seasons so it doesn't matter.

>>717490883
Most of it is just the scenario. If you go back to URA with your latest card you'll still get S rank at most.

>>717491065
nah

>>717490980
Public Domain (PD) Circus Peasant...

>>717490926
what is this retardation? why don't use new letters instead of retarded numbers

>>717491084
I wish

>>717491119
What the fuck is going on here?
Is this part of a super career mode or something?

>>717491119
>The game reaches fingerless glove meter levels of retarded UI
Fuck that

>>717490640
Create Send

Isn't it pointless to roll for horses? Considering you can farm their badges from Legends, Events or Shop.

horse versus squid

>>717490903
>>717490301
>Nice to meet you, Rudolf's trainer!
>I'm Runa-chan!
>Oh, I've heard a lot about you.

>You and Rudolf are quite close!
>Will you be Runa-chan's friend, too?
>Of course!
>Let's have a chat!

>Yay!
>Runa loves you, trainer-kun!

>I'm sorry, let's stop with Runa-chan for today.
>Ehh? But we just started!?

>>717490341
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9651357
for some reason the context is not translated but this is...

>>717491252
you can't fucking farm enough badges from legend races

>Donated 1 shoe by accident
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>717479257
WAIT WHAT TTHE FUCK!?

>>717491119
At least the game makes it easier to get a ranks by then right?

how the fuck do i get to A rank.
I can only only get to ~9k tops
Do I need more SSRs and MLBs?

>>717491252
Legend races only give you 90 shards, you have to collect the other 60 from when they put it into the dailies, and you can only farm 1 shard a day. By the time you get that horse, she'll be outdated and you might not even like her anymore.
It's a nice feature still, but you can't rely on it.

>>717491252
Even though they'll add older legend races as permanent daily races later on, they'll only give you 1 (ONE) star piece for winning PER DAY, so you end up grinding them for like half a year just to unlock a single 3* uma.

>>717479257
It's weird when they have a horse with such a good track record and then turn them into a meme character like this. I also made fun of Rob Roy until I found out they were a triple crown winner.

>>717491370
fraid so

>>717491410
just get charming early and don't get hit with many bad random events bro

What do you say as a trainer when someone questions your trophy room full of dirty female shoes?

>>717489651
I thought the game’s scale was bugging out the first time this horse showed up in an event she does not look like she should be that big

>>717491370
horse breeding is basically crusader kings.

>>717491410

A-rank horse? It's mostly horse stats and number of skills that matter for that. So high rank support cards and 9* parents is the main thing to get overall stats up.

>>717491538
Only Digital's personality is a meme. Tachyon always praises her speed and admits that she can't catch up to her.

>>717491595
>why yes i am a champion trainer what gave it away

Do umas usually marry their trainers?
Is being a trainer to a uma basically an engagement?

>>717491410
borrow a 9* guest

>>717491370
>is also related to fine motion and skibi rizz too

>>717491684
No, because if that was the case, the majority of the girls would just get their father as their trainer.

who the hell is secretariat?
I though that was a bojack horseman character

>>717491410
Put 9 sparks into one stat and max it
Prioritize orange skills

>>717491684
Mihono Bourbon's dad used to be a trainer, Bourbon herself is an Uma, do the math.

I still believe in the theory that humans can carry uma genes

>>717491756
American horse with a deformed heart that was twice as big as the average, making him an absolute beast when ruinning.

>>717491538
the game does glaze how she's very strong and her reputation as the "all arounder" being able to run any race in between her being a meme

>>717491684
Curren Chan wants to fuck your brains out since the first moment you meet her

>>717491848
there are no genes, it's literal fucking magic

Leaked footage of curren chans Onlyumas page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ZRS8fbRrY

>>717491891
that sounds epic
thanks for the context

>>717475435 (OP)
I shit in your mouth tranny

>>717491891
>You were born with a deformity, you are supposed to be weaker!
>Secretariat: I don't care *wins*

I finally won the URA finals with Rice Shower. The game has nothing left for me now.

>>717491891
>if human has larger heart he just fucking dies
>he horse has one he turns into superhorse
it's not hekin fair

>>717475435 (OP)
Kill yourself tranny

why is nice nature such a slut for her trainer?

>>717491891
>Be born with a defect
>Actually makes you better at racing

>>717491830
is that a fucking m*b being the center in Legend Changer...

Daiwa's Daiwas...

>>717478175
Which uma gets the fat ugly bastard trainer (with a heart of pure gold)?

>>717478764
Shut up faggot.

>>717477320
Still working on either Gorushi or Groove to be my ace.

which uma song should I listen to now?

>>717491538
she's a meme because irl horse took turf and dirt at random and still raced exceptionally well, without injury too. that earned her the title freak horse by fans. also she broke oguri cap's 13 year record, so whos truly peak now?

>>717482710
L O N D O N
O
N
G

>>717492126
Vodka goes on a date with trainer after one day of meeting him

PLEASE CYGAMES, GIVE ME ANOTHER SSR VOUCHER, I NEED OPERA

>>717484253
You should never hope for people to use X or social media, Anon.

>>717479257
you can be genghis khan's horse irl but it doesn't matter if you're giga cringe in game

>>717491756
>tfw in the Uma Masume universe the show is called Bojack Umamusume

>>717492497
Now THATS a paypig horse

>>717492851
Shite taste

Taishin love

>Won the Long URA finale by distance
Jesus what an assrape, I love this horse

>>717492880
>staring special chud

>>717492858
I want to bang this human woman instead

>>717492880
...horsegirl wine aunt Bojack?

Will she ever become playable

>>717493049
Satono seems a better fit because of the diamond pattern.

>>717493097
I'm sorry, anon

>>717493097
ei, ei, _no

>>717493097
Don't really care for her, she is the universal loser constant

>>717493035
Uuuh anon? Your red uniform???

>>717493283
No point when we're gonna drown in Golshi stars in a few hours

>>717493074
I think having her actually be related to Secretariat would be pretty funny.
Though, based on the SR card for Agnes Digital, she would work best for being the absolute most high. She looks fried in that art.

>>717493483
Many such cases. SAD!

I still have my free 3star horse ticket they gave me at the very start. I was saving it but I'm starting to think they won't actually increase the amount of horsewomen I can get with it.

>>717493097
>>717493287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X25llpr3-w

>>717493483
>Those stats by that race
Bro just glue don't waste time

Only reply to this post it you have yet to win a ura finals

>>717493616
What if I've only won with Bakushin (aka easy mode)?

>>717493717
If you didn't Witmax you didn't win.

>>717493827
Dont you mean if you DID witmax you didn't win?

Bricked my run that was doing perfect

>>717493097
She’s such a cutie pie.

>>717475435 (OP)
I read some guides that told me to inherit power. Are power sparks that good? I was thinking about breeding for stamina but I could go for power instead.

She can get out of hand sometimes

>>717494036
No, you got conned by a guy who made 10cents by finding some retard reason for you to watch his gay video instead of someone else's.

Power is ok if it's all you can get. You want Stam

Since everyone is so unlucky here, can you get night owl multiple times per career?

>>717494036
Both stamima and power is good because every uma benefit from that. You will be spamming speed training with kitasan black though, so power less useful compared to the stam. Guts and wits is a joke.

>>717494191
Yes. Sign of a dead run for me unless I brought the deck with Tazuna in it.

>>717494191
I feel like I got that in a run before but I was playing it on the side watching something else so I just went "haha wack" instead of freaking out and taking a screenshot

>Get 3* Pace Chaser spark
>put it on McQueen (A Pace Chaser)
>doesn't level up to S at all
>put 1* Front Runner Bakushin on anyone
>always improves Front Runner affinity
??

>>717489534
>>717491932
>>717494271
Slut...

>>717478239
Man I've been trying to train up this moody bitch. She is so inconsistent. Have to bring a fucking trainer card because her mood is always dropping for some bullshit reason. Why did I get stuck with this emo bitch!

>>717494334
did she have low compatibilty?

>>717478764
Your career ended before it even got started

>>717494443
Both have a triangle.

kitasan boob window...

>>717494334
On all aptitudes if you have it under “A” it is guaranteed to be improved, but if you have it at “A” or higher it will only improve if you roll it during inspiration

>>717493559
No, they won't.

>>717494234
SPIDER-MUN
SPIDER-MUN

I'm watching Cinderella Grey and I heard that half of the characters are fake real horses, how do you know which is which? I'd be pissed if I watched this first, end up liking a character and then finding out they're a donut steel that's never going to be in the game.

Like for example this South Heroine girl here looks cool but I'm guessing she's not real

>>717494717
Man I can hear the sound effect for training success just looking at that

>>717494627
>>717494717
Her tits are always changing size...

>>717494717
harikitte ikouuuuuuu

>>717479369
pro tip, don't sleep on Rs

naked umas
don't click

what is the appeal of the uma shounen

>>717495021
Her ass design on the SSR card ruined all her PR

>>717493717
That still counts as winning Bakushinning

>>717479369
R Rudolf+SR Marvelous Sunday+SR Tachyon+free SSR Rice Shower+ unlocking her potential to level 5. Just pump wit when training her because she doesn't have to win.

>>717495021
>tuk tuk shakur
Is she the most hated/ugly uma in the game?

I feel kinda bad that nice nature is my third favorite uma, it's like i'm bullying her through no fault of her own

>>717494609
triangle is bad
circle is good
circle inside circle is best

running titty cow

why are chestnut horses so gay and retarded

>>717493068
>human

>>717494758
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000177555/
She is based on this horse, North Hero.

>>717495413
Spe-chan please, Grass is just being nice.

>>717478043
Probably pretty low. The vast majority of men do not want a freak that can lift them with one arm without breaking a sweat

>>717495678
Haha yeah who would want that

>>717495612
oh no I meant real as in "is a character in the game", that's cool that's they're based off actual horses though getting a unique design for a minor role

Someone post naughty neicha decks.

First-rate, bitches!

>>717495251
>>717495934
more like tummy neicha

>>717495993
King Halo is my only level A Uma, love that gal

I curse the next thread to be a mambo thread

>>717496034
I missed the classic crown, but got the autumm with this win, hopefully that's enough for a good rating too

>>717495993
Worst horse in the game

>>717496089
I'm gonna kill you dead

>>717496175
Not worse but definable third rate

>>717496175
I got a decent spark off her so at least she serves me as a cum bucket now but that's all she's good for

>>717496072
*bless

>>717496298
Shit thread, gonna get deleted because you coulnd't control yourself coomer assposter

>>717496402
the only shit threads are made by mambo tranny, shit eater

>>717496480
Cope, mambo.

>>717495413
Is she fingering her ass?

>>717494036
It all depends on what sort of runner you're training, however most of time you focus on speed which already gives some power as well.

>>717475435 (OP)
What is this bitch's appeal?

>>717491756
Secretariat, over 50 years later, still holds the track records for all three triple crown horse races in America.
The most well known run he had was the Belmont Stakes where he won by a whole 31 lengths.

His rivals were no slouches either, they just had the misfortune of racing against the GOAT of horse racing.

>His owner is Hajime Satomi, the chairman of SEGA Sammy Holdings Inc.
So if I lewd her will Kiryu personally chase me down?

>>717497307
yes

>>717497307
>Kusama, you were lewding umas weren't you?

MOOOOUUUU - Daiwa

>>717497448
>kusama
is this a fucking meme? this is the 8th time I've seen this retarded typo

DESUWA - Mejiro

>>717496480
Auto saged, told you, retard