Thread 717483227

why dont you have a 4chan girl to play videogames with

I don't associate with 4chan outside of 4chan!

Because I want a 4chin boyfriend instead

>>717483227 (OP)
>girl

>>717483227 (OP)
I do.
She's me.
I don't have a 4chan boy though.

>>717483227 (OP)
What's up with Euphoria being so popular?

>>717483372
shut up faggot

>>717483227 (OP)
There's no such thing as a 4chan girl anon...

>>717483227 (OP)
>Euphoria cosplay
Absolutely based

4chan girls should dress up like Yotsuba

>>717483227 (OP)
>4chan girl
You mean a tranny? I couldn't imagine how mentally ill a biological women would have to be for them to browse /v/.

>>717483304
this but unironically

>>717483227 (OP)
i had one but she ended up cheating on me, and in general she was a terrible person, she always tries to get me back because i'm way out of her league but she's got a kid now, idk, not worth it

>>717483627
CC girls come hang out sometimes

>>717483796
>CC girls
LMAO!

>>717483227 (OP)
are you being ironic, OP?

>>717483227 (OP)
Because I don't know how to find one and the only way I can think of is being like that one guy who spams threads with FEMANONS ADD ME ON DISCORD IF YOU LIKE RWBY, TOUHOU, ETC, ETC.

I don't want to do that.

>>717483227 (OP)
Because they are all mentally ill

>>717483227 (OP)
I have a 4chan boyfriend to play videogames with.

>>717483227 (OP)
I had a girlfriend once, sex was cool. But everything else fucking sucked. I'll pass.

>>717483358
>Niggas gonna end up using the nostrils for the tightest onahole action
Lmao

>>717483796
>Closed Caption Girls
Huh?

>>717485301
Crystal Cafe. It's basically 4chan for women only. No boys allowed!

but i dont want to play the sims or candy crush

>>717485332
I've been shitposting there for years now. Pretty sure that more than 80% of that site are actually men, maybe more.

>>717483227 (OP)
>tfw your gf actually does housework

>>717483372
Pre or post?

>>717485332
>Crystal Cafe.
Wouldn't go there.
They are not an ally

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>>717483227 (OP)
3D games give my wife motion sickness. We only play normie phone games together, mostly word based games because they help her get better at English.

She knows I browse 4chan and will watch YLYL threads with me . She named all out 3 of our children and gave them names starting with the letter K.

>>717483227 (OP)
I had one, we played postal together, it was a bonding moment ngl

>>717485332
>>717486342
CC is absolutely troon central.

I can't think of anything worse than dating a chick who is big into "internet culture", you just know she's some kind of e-whore with a dozen beta orbiters.

I (4chan dude) play aoe2, pokemon tcg and tabletop games with my gf (reddit girl)

Literally the two genders

>>717483227 (OP)
Every girl I've ever pulled from the internet had BPD
I'm done with that kind of stuff forever

>>717483227 (OP)
i thought we were s'posed to get them through the mail
anon lied to me.....
how could .....
.
.

sweet 4chan-chan

i love you, 4chan
please don't ever change...

I don't think girls like videogames. either way there's no way we'd ever meet because that would require we go outside and happen to cross paths. not something that happens.

>>717487248
i
want
to be inside you
wanna know how you smell...

>>717483227 (OP)
The few I've spoken too were terrible people and completely unrelatable. I have a normal bpd egirl gf and and that's good enough for me.

>>717483227 (OP)
WHY DIDN'T SHE DO THAT FUCKING TOP BUTTON ON HER CARDIGAN UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>717483227 (OP)
I'd love to but I'm a fucking neet so I don't have much to offer. I also don't know how to meet any.

wanna do stuff to ya
yeahhh
.
.
make ya feel things...
ooooo babeh

>>717487440
gimmie sumadat

>>717487495
sound like you're soft
like you smell good

mmmmmmmm

>>717487634
need to do stuff to ya
aw yeah

people are starving in gaza

>>717486815
They literally despise trans talk

>>717487724
turning gaza 2 zaza
>people
lmao they dont know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell I don't think they're people.

>early 2018
>get a fembots discord from contactfagging threads
>find out we have a lot in common and fall in love
>talk every day
>january 2019
>we move together
>i lose my virginity, she wasn't a virgin to begin with
>february 2019
>we marry
>all is great until...
>starting march 2019, she stops putting effort in anything, doesn't cook and only eats instant ramen
>never cleans up
>is on her laptop all day and never does anything
>today:
>come home from work
>wife is topless on discord with orbiters
>dog is begging to go out
>dishes aren't done
>no food is ready
>cooked something for myself that morning, she ate it and left the dirty dishes on the floor
>take dog (that she wanted) out
>play with him for a little bit
>come home
>do dishes
>make myself dinner
>she's smoked all the pot
>a little bit of cognac left
>drink and go to bed
>she's still topless on discord
This was basically my life every day until we divorced. She says she is bipolar and that's why she is like this. I've offered her to get therapy, anything, she doesn't want to, says she can't talk to a therapist because she has social anxiety and depression. All bullshit..
Never marry a fembot

>>717487798
damn, maybe you're right. i do approve of their selma killing policies

>>717483227 (OP)
>4chan girl
They don't exist

>This thread

>>717487762
Mate, they've been raided to hell and back by the second most troon infested board on this dogshit site. Just because they say "tranny" and "troon" to each other doesn't mean anything. Take a look at how trannies talk to each other on /lgbt/.

>>717487818
grim
At least the single life is simple and devoid of drama like this

>>717487818
>pot
Found your problem. Well, you being a fucking retard is half your problem, but that was probably caused by you being a pathetic drug addict.

>>717487967
retard faggot post. I've never been topless after smoking weed.

>>717483227 (OP)
idk, they say that you have to go out to meet people, I don't like that

>>717483227 (OP)
Because I like to actually play games, not play hot-or-cold with some cunt who can't decide what to spend the next hour or two playing.
Plus, I'm married to a gacha player. Yes, our bank accounts are separate, just in case.

>>717488014
No, but it probably destroyed what little brain you have.

Here's what I would've done. The first day she starts acting up, you get pissed off and treat her like shit. Women test boundaries, and instead of seeing the house in a state and getting upset, you went "oh, ok wifey..." and went to bed. This makes you a loser, and so obviously, she then proceeded to walk all over you until the relationship fell apart.

If you don't outline your basic expectations, how can you expect a chick to follow them? Instead you do her work for her and seethe about it internally.

>>717483227 (OP)
I'm too ugly and I'm a beaner in America, and Americans believe in the White replacement theory.

Japanese girls don't give me the time of day and Chinese girls fuck Whites and Jews only.

>>717488332
every time I smoke weed I gain 10 IQ points. some people are just born to be retarded.

4chan girls are fucking awful. first of all they aren't using any good boards. they only look at /vg/ gacha generals, /cgl/, and /vt/. they inevitably have a discord server filled with hundreds (no, literally - hundreds) of men futilely trying to have sex with them.

they will post extremely doctored photos of themselves, sometimes from 5-10 years ago. invariably with a haze of beauty filters, photoshop, whitening filters and makeup obscuring any of their real features. their autistic male orbiters eat out of their hands and utterly debase themselves for any tiny morsel of the e-whore's attention. in reality the 4chan girl is inevitably obese, ugly, and of a left-wing disposition (even though they pretend they're hot and conservative)

they don't even like the website or its users, they just correctly identify themselves as low-quality women who can only solicit the attention of pathetic loser autist men

>>717488683
real and true. though I still hope.

>>717488683
I do wonder what drives them, I assume they just love being the center of attention, even if they're at the bottom of the totem pole. Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven shit.

>>717483227 (OP)
I'm not attractive, am a little autistic and have no money to speak of.
I might as well be invisible.

>>717487724
then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
go over there and help, or something

>>717493837
I'm already helping by praying every day

>>717483227 (OP)
I do but shes a tranny

>>717483627
>I couldn't imagine how mentally ill a biological women would have to be for them to browse /v/
I can

I'm attractive and wonder why the rest of you weren't born with hot looks like i was
losers

>>717487818
Not all fembots are like that

>>717493960
looks are all that matters
semd them across the world
if your looks domt work
them surely you music lyrics will
be the lyrics!!!

>>717487818
You married someone after a single fucking year? Are you insane?

>>717493960
Playing on easy mode and winding up here makes you way more of a loser.

>>717494041
be what lyrics tell you to be!!!!
surely that will work!!!
you davage faggots that prey on the old and stupid
feel proud that you ripped off people to get by, like your no different than merhheads!!!
yayyyyy!!
keep on ruinig peoples lives cause theud do it to you, right??

>>717494173
yeah, but im hot, so no one's gonna listen to you
you don't listen to rap, so i can main character you and get everyone on MY side lol you dont know shit lol KNEEL BEFORE SHiT KNOWING

I did, I dated a Chink from /pol/ for a few months. She dumped me because she couldn't handle the long distance.

>>717494373
she found out you had 0 state secrets to leak

>>717483227 (OP)
I would never get with a 4chan girl. You'd have to be insane to do that. Any girl browsing here is extremely mentally ill and either one of the nastiest sluts imaginable or a hideously obese and disgusting fujo/yume/pooner. If you hook up with a girl from here just know that she's probably hooked up with a dozen of other anons off of /soc/ or /r9k/ and then many more off of other apps or sites. Women in male spaces are all like this.

shut up
just shut up
we live in a movie and you don't know the proper quotes haha
fag
fuck you
if ypu lnew the quotes, then youd be cool and could spit proper lyrics, bit you sont, cause theres no movie quotes you can sput to counter my smartness
haha
haha
all you can do is spit things that ypu didnt come up with on your own
just have to quote and reference those that are better than you to counter me
faggots!!!

They all stink like shit.

schizo retard please shut up, leave, or die.

>>717494556
so say your song lyrics
quote your bullshit movies...
dig into your video games for all i care...
all it proves is your a faggot and always will be
all you ever did was try to copy what you saw
just
like
the
rest

>>717494738
just another coward
just another pussy that preyed on the weak
no different than the rest

>>717483227 (OP)
But I do, he's hot. We're meeting again soon. Too bad he lives so far.

>>717494792
day in
day out
just another pussy

>>717494854
just
like
the
rest

literally hobo johnson tier lyrics please shut the fuck up

>>717494902
make me fucking sick

>>717483227 (OP)
i sent in my order, but no 4chinx gal has arrived yet
did i fill out the for wrong??
.
.
.
i just want muh 4chan girl...can't really be real without her
can't even say I'M REAL, without her

>>717487818
That's why you're supposed to beat your wife, so she doesn't end up like this

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FEMALES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh yeah, if you use cheats online, or scam people online, then you'll never get your waifu just purely out of spite
them girls are real and hate the games you play to isolate them from the world

>>717494423
I doubt the Chinks want to know Dutch state secrets.

>>717495261
you're fault for being abusive fags

>>717495336
quit trying to isolate girls and isolate them from their families and friends, fags

>>717483765
Tell her to succ my cocc

>>717495392
they arent YOU. you can't use tactics that'd work on YOU, lol

>>717485262
Still too big

>>717495431
but maybe theyd work
YOU'RE brainwashed zombie that cant control themselves or their feelings, just like the chicks you go after
just remember, chicks are basically dudes now cause of all the lesbian acream therepy, so expect fists and weapons if you arent looking jist like you ise weapons when people aremt looking

>>717495626
and expect people to think youre a bigman, just like those feminests expect you and me to think of them as men

what the fuck is this schizo thread... oh i forgot
NOT VIDEO GAMES !

>>717495684
you're all a buncha pussy, spoiled baby faggots as far as i'm concerned
can't even take a joke when it's dorected at you
can't even handle a simple joke, but want people to think of you as some kind od saviour????
suck my 8bit dick
come back when you've spent years covering vidya and all there is therein
didn't start until xbox360/ps3 amd have the nerve to say i don't know anything?
boy
i been playing and watching since you were a barely alive zygote
work your bullshit scams on some newcomer like you always did??
you're dealing with an Ancient, son

>>717495916
i was here before you were born, and i'll be here long after you gave up on vidya because you couldn't make money off of it anymore

>>717495976
because i actually like vidya
i'm a real fan

>>717496037
but ya'll never what it did for me
where ot took me
all you'll ever see is how it fits into your rap lyrics and movies
just
like
the
rest....
how bout you all get dumped in east los angeles, lol
pussies

>>717496328
how you like Compton when it's shoved right up your ass

imagine being a schizo faggot like this. you spend all your energy advertising that you're a loser instead of shutting up and getting some bitches. I'd kill myself if it was me tbqh.

In my expierence from doing collaborative projects with other anons, I would say maybe 1 in 6 anons on /vp/ are women, and 1 in 15 to 20 on /v/ are

Mind you this was like 13 years ago, demographics may have changed

>>717496439
that's what i've been saying for years! years!!! but faggots want everything to be like their rap songs

>>717496556
okay, of you wanna plug up dudes's assholes with your dick
fine
just leave me out of it

I'm too insecure and scared of failure/rejection to even try. I'm even scared about what would happen if some girl actually would take interest in me as I would have no idea what to do and scared about how my solitary life would change drastically as a result. I understand how stupid it is, I understand how it hurts me in long run but I'm still unable to overcome my fear. I live, bath and breathe fear, so long that I'm not sure if I could live differently.

And don't know what to do about it.

>>717496670
fucking cult fags

>>717483227 (OP)
That's a man.

>>717483227 (OP)
>4chan girl
I used to date this "japanese girl" (I still think she was bullshitting) I met on ff14 back in 2014 or something and she admited to visit 4chan a few times. The only other game that I can remember that we played was the red solstice then I broke up with her.

>>717496771
quit euining my hobbies woth tour cultish behaviours
seek other places to repeat your brainrot