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Anonymous No.717490442 >>717490545 >>717490568 >>717491083 >>717491464 >>717493327 >>717494660 >>717495120 >>717495428 >>717497918 >>717500518
Nothing is true...
Anonymous No.717490545 >>717490623 >>717500426
>>717490442 (OP)
...everything is edible.
Anonymous No.717490568 >>717490623 >>717491667 >>717495428 >>717500857
>>717490442 (OP)
Assassin's Greed.
Anonymous No.717490612 >>717490623
>be today
>anything is true
>everything is forbidden
??????????????????
Anonymous No.717490623 >>717490780 >>717490897 >>717490937 >>717490952 >>717492852 >>717493280 >>717495068 >>717498912 >>717506027
>>717490545
>>717490568
>>717490612
Only poorEUROfags think this is fat.
Anonymous No.717490759
>Rotisserie in pace
Anonymous No.717490780
>>717490623
fatass
Anonymous No.717490897
>>717490623
Eat in peace
Anonymous No.717490937
>>717490623
Only fat fuck lard mules think this is a reasonable weight
Anonymous No.717490952
>>717490623
lol ayo this nigga fat as fuck
Anonymous No.717491083
>>717490442 (OP)
...every food is permitted.
Anonymous No.717491464 >>717492647
>>717490442 (OP)
Yep... Its gaming time!
Anonymous No.717491667 >>717495428
>>717490568
Assassin's Feast
Anonymous No.717492647
>>717491464
Assassins creed: Bloody Bastards
Anonymous No.717492852
>>717490623
friendly reminder
Anonymous No.717493280
>>717490623
Anonymous No.717493327
>>717490442 (OP)
I've seen this picture before. Years ago
Anonymous No.717493449 >>717494105
Imagine him huffing and puffing as he 'runs' across the rooftops
Anonymous No.717494105
>>717493449
rooftop* singular. lets be real.
Anonymous No.717494660 >>717495564
>>717490442 (OP)
Revelations' assassin outfit is my favorite when it's died literally any other color
Anonymous No.717495020
Leap of Faith becomes a weapon of mass destruction
Anonymous No.717495068
>>717490623
>all these seething euroslave replies
im keking!
Anonymous No.717495120
>>717490442 (OP)
....body positivity for men is permitted..
Anonymous No.717495214
Fatzio Eatditore da Feastrenze
Anonymous No.717495287 >>717495564
what's the best way to play the old games? i'm not signing up for some EA shit and i sold my AC1 over a decade ago. still got 2 on PS3 and a few others on Xbox 360
Anonymous No.717495428 >>717500767
>>717490442 (OP)
>>717491667
>>717490568
Assassin’s Creed: Belly of the Brotherhood
Assassin’s Creed: Chubby Shadows
Assassin’s Creed: Waddle of the Ancients
Assassin’s Creed: Pudge Mirage
Assassin’s Creed: Rolls of Valhalla
Assassin’s Creed: Chunky Odyssey
Assassin’s Creed: Plump Pirate
Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate of Snacks
Assassin’s Creed: Origins of Overeating
Assassin’s Creed: Stealth to the Buffet
Anonymous No.717495564
>>717494660
You got a favourite dye? I usually dye the outfit in 2 and Brohood but I find the Ottoman robes get way too colorful
>>717495287
I play Brohood and Rev just fine through their Steam versions fairly regularly. Revelations they messed up a bit with the patch that removed the MP executable and added achievements, since they also mistakenly removed the exe the game uses to run Desmond's Journey, but you can redownload that file. AC1 and 2 I have no experience with on PC, as I played them on PS3 but I heard AC2 was a real mess because of the antipiracy measure where the game constantly tries to connect to a version of Uplay that doesn't exist anymore.
Black Flag runs fine (though they made Kenway's Fleet unusable since it was an online feature, as well as community events) but IIRC Ubisoft is being fucky with the DLCs for it so beware.

On the plus side, though, if you play these games on PC there's a mod to expand the parkour in AC1-4
Anonymous No.717495695 >>717498820
Stay your fork from the bowl of a salad
Eat in plain sight
Never compromise the buffet
Anonymous No.717496082 >>717501678
Anonymous No.717497918
>>717490442 (OP)
Assassin’s Creed: Two Number 9s
Anonymous No.717498820
>>717495695
lol
Anonymous No.717498912 >>717505958
>>717490623
Most American reply I've seen all week
Anonymous No.717500426
>>717490545
Came here to post this
Anonymous No.717500481
Anonymous No.717500518
>>717490442 (OP)
>Subtle video game clothing
Anonymous No.717500767
>>717495428
Top fucking kek
Anonymous No.717500857
>>717490568
more like Assassin's Gluttony
Anonymous No.717501678
>>717496082
2011 was a better time for internet pranks
Anonymous No.717502484
Wow Americans must be online
The thread is kill
Anonymous No.717505958 >>717506272
>>717498912
Why do fatasses go into this weird orgasmic, cross-eyed bliss when they stuff their fat fucking faces?
Anonymous No.717506027
>>717490623
Good bait
Anonymous No.717506272 >>717506340 >>717506351
>>717505958
It’s clickbait you fucking retard
Anonymous No.717506340
>>717506272
Nah, it's an American thing. Maybe the sneed oils and the corn syrup induce some kind of high?
Anonymous No.717506351
>>717506272
Uh huh, sure.