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Anonymous No.717493005 >>717493142 >>717493198 >>717493217 >>717493253 >>717493328 >>717493491 >>717493731 >>717494070 >>717494629 >>717494967
>when the new update fucks everything up
Anonymous No.717493071
old news, i don't think it ever caught on
Anonymous No.717493080
Nah I am and will always be a GeminiCHAD
I fucking hate this sign end me
Anonymous No.717493142
>>717493005 (OP)
>Pisces
It's over. Also I don't think anyone uses the new ones.
Anonymous No.717493146
Did sephiroth do this.......
Anonymous No.717493198
>>717493005 (OP)
Go to facebook or trumblr and talk to your tranny friends about this shit

Say H
Anonymous No.717493217 >>717493781
>>717493005 (OP)
>No longer a sagittarius
well damn
Anonymous No.717493253
>>717493005 (OP)
Should you check where the constellations were at the time you were born, though?
Anonymous No.717493328
>>717493005 (OP)
Sheeet, all those horoscopes that I've read were wrong? Is this why I turned out to be a failure?
Anonymous No.717493410
Only 3 over lap days. Still an Aeris nice also lol wtf is this about?
Anonymous No.717493425 >>717493462
Literally nobody cares about this shit, insane how they tried to industry plant a fucking constellation and expected everyone to agree
Anonymous No.717493462 >>717493540
>>717493425
You have never been around a woman in your life.
Anonymous No.717493491
>>717493005 (OP)
this thread is giving ophiuchus vibes
Anonymous No.717493540 >>717493592
>>717493462
Oh All and Mighty Anon in a fucking Ophiuchus thread teach me about women
Anonymous No.717493592 >>717493682 >>717493703 >>717493798 >>717493932 >>717493989 >>717494098
>>717493540
The majority of women unironically believe in this shit and so do a good deal of pathetic simpering men who worship anything women like, you dumb faggot.
Anonymous No.717493682
>>717493592
Believing in star signs and blood types doesn't mean you will accept a sudden new one being inserted and everything changing, the risk of your own sign changing would have women incredibly hostile to the idea actually.
Anonymous No.717493703
>>717493592
How many women did you hear talk about Ophiuchus?
Anonymous No.717493731
>>717493005 (OP)
But I don't want to be Taurus, I am Gemini!
Anonymous No.717493747
how the fuck does it work if you're born on the end date of one sign and the start date of another?
Anonymous No.717493781
>>717493217
we will always be sagittarius bros trust
Anonymous No.717493798
>>717493592
You are retard man.
Anonymous No.717493830
>Normally Capricorn
>Sagittarius with Ophiuchus
Got two awesome Gold Saints honestly
Anonymous No.717493835 >>717493936 >>717493954
Anonymous No.717493932
>>717493592
Women don't believe in anything that isn't disseminated to them in public school and in mainstream news.
Off-hand suggestions to add the serpent to the twelve have been made for decades and it won't ever take.
As long as all the "daily horoscopes" continue to use the classic twelve, so will women.
Anonymous No.717493936
>>717493835
What if I'm just into Saint Seiya
Anonymous No.717493954 >>717494020
>>717493835
That just reads to me as women are less intelligent and more narcissistic
Or alternatively people who believe in astrology are more tend to be women
Anonymous No.717493989 >>717494058
>>717493592
and? faggots believe in that retarded theory on personalities bullshit by carl jung
Anonymous No.717494020
>>717493954
Some men believe in shit that's just as dumb like alpha, beta and sigma males or other crap.
Anonymous No.717494053 >>717494102
HELLOOOOOO EVERYBODY
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK
Anonymous No.717494058
>>717493989
>Observe behavior and classify it
>This is the same as classify by date of birth and predict behaviour based on it
I'm not actually sure which personality classification system you are referring to
Anonymous No.717494070
>>717493005 (OP)
>Scorpio is completely cucked and only has 6 days
Who made this shit
Anonymous No.717494098
>>717493592
You are retarded imbecile, women do believe this shit, but they also despise ophiuchus. NO ONE FUCKING USING IT.
There is a difference between constellation and a zodiac sign.
Anonymous No.717494102
>>717494053
>HELLOOOOOO EVERYBODY
MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER
Anonymous No.717494115 >>717494317
Am I the only one who gets extreme anxiety looking at math and chronological design stuff like this now?
Anonymous No.717494317
>>717494115

probably
Anonymous No.717494629 >>717494691 >>717494750
>>717493005 (OP)
>No longer a virgo
>Now a Leo
>Middle name is actually Leo
Not sure how to feel about this but I'm mad on principle
Anonymous No.717494691 >>717494776
>>717494629
>>Middle name is actually Leo
why did you dox yourself
Anonymous No.717494750 >>717494893
>>717494629
>Be virgin
>Not a Virgo
Who writes this shit
Anonymous No.717494776 >>717494869
>>717494691
Nigga I'm a greasy spic. There's probably millions of us with Leo middle names.
I'm a Rodriguez too. Bet that narrows it down
Anonymous No.717494869
>>717494776
>Leo Rodriguez
Did you have fun making Spy Kids?
Anonymous No.717494893 >>717494960
>>717494750
Does that mean sex havers graduate from Virgo to other star signs?
Anonymous No.717494960
>>717494893
>Hey buddy... I have some bad news... Turns out you're a Cancer...
Anonymous No.717494967
>>717493005 (OP)
could make for a good overarching gag in a fantasy game
>some magic schools are related to constellations
>they work by building up your attunement to those stars, allowing you to draw in astral energy and buff up your magix.
>the constellation you can choose is related to your birth date.
>most mages end up doing this at some point because its a pretty major boost. and also it lets you make sickass robes with a 'sea of stars' effect
>one day some fuckass higher being decides to add a new constellation to the system
>fucks up EVERYTHING
>the vast majority of mages cant attune to their old or new constellation
>attunement energies have gone haywire and are causing magical anomalies.
>many mages have been drastically nerfed, magic reliant towns and cities have been crippled.
>minor conflict among gods as they all scramble to fix it but keep overwriting each others work.
>the reason why you cant build up game breaking magical power is because the system genuinely does not work.
>the cherry on top would be to leave in a broken attunement system script for dataminers to find. it doesnt work because there's that extra constellation in the list, or have it be a mangled mess because all the gods are trying to fix it and do their own thing.