Thread 717493045

Why don't devs make games set in a medieval setting anymore?

>Beards
>Medieval

what if medieval setting but actually it's post apocalyptic and the ancient civilizations were super advanced and the remnants of their technology still disrupt people's lives? i am very original

>>717493045 (OP)
Holy shit is that Nick Mullen?

>>717493045 (OP)
Medieval fantasy is probably the most common genre there is, but actual medieval games without magic, leather armor, half naked female "warriors" and all that silly garbage are more or less non-existant. Solely Mount and Blade or KCD come to mind.

>>717493235
I had a simular idea. Basically magic is actually super advanced technology from a fallen civilisation and very rare and expensive.

>>717493194
It's Skallagrim, one of the evil Shadiversities fake martial arts pawns.

>>717493479
oblivion too

>>717493045 (OP)
Kcd2 came out this year though?????

>>717493045 (OP)
The last thing I remember about them is that they receive USAID money for some reason. Remember the jew being really angry at Trump and Elon because of it.

>>717493194
>shaving in medieval age
lol

>>717493045 (OP)
Anon, you posted in the wrong timeline, medieval settings are still common in video games in this timeline.

>>717493045 (OP)
We had one but the alt right mobs dislike it for some reasons

>>717493247
no, it's theodopholus fuckdiccilio

>>717493479
Half naked female warrior was more realistic than woman in full plates.

>>717493479
that is nick millions you homosecual

How bout fuckin, Like a Dragon: Muslim Yakuza in Israel

>>717493045 (OP)
How did the bug guy end up mogging him?

>>717493045 (OP)
theres 100 trillion pc exclusive RTS & city builder autist genres for you to choose

>>717493045 (OP)
it's raycist

they just did
also felvideik and pentiment

>>717494780
>nick millions
I didn't realise cumtown made that much money

KCD 2 came out but it was woke o algo

>>717493045 (OP)
his beard is going to get caught in that chainmail

>>717493045 (OP)
because there's no place for niggers in a medieval setting

um, you're chinese

>>717493045 (OP)
Where is he bros?

>Dasha's jeet husband is cheating on her now
It's over... should've stuck it out with the gay bug...

>>717496267
as long as he's not doing a boring podcast like the others idc what he does.

>>717496301
Is that a shotgun with a plunger bayonet?

>lol what if retard and gay
>haha trans rights and BLM tho
>make sure to vote democrat
cumtown fans should kill themselves

>>717496490
>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE HECKIN BASED DUDE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE RETARD AND BLACK JOKES WHILE NOT ACTUALLY BEING HITLER GROYPER SOLDIER 1488 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>717496401
It's just a plunger but to a pajeet it looks like a service rifle because it looks deadly and alien to them

>>717496490
this faggot doesn't get it at all lmao what a fuckin queer hahahaha

Man i want a m&b warband like game with chivalry 2 combat

>>717493631
Pozzed trash.

>>717496267
dead in his garage after he tried to teach himself trampoline gymnastics

>nick starts saying something funny
>stav and adam shut it down
>repeat every episode
>podcast ends
>stav and adam make gay little podcasts that aren't nearly as entertaining as two fags trying to wrangle nick
>well I'm the kinda guy that fucks his mom and dad

>shut the fuck up adam
>so there used to be this... retard in 7th grade i knew and he insisted on calling telephone poles "TV pulls", he was like 15. and he- he always got a shit ton of baby carrots-
>oh hell yeah dude baby ca
>yeah so anyway he had like giant popcorn bowl of baby carrots he was eating and i remember this one time

>>717493235
>>717493479
Age of Decadence does this, and I think there was a JRPG series that did it too but I can't remember

>>717493247
no thats dick mullen from disco elysium

>>717493479
Bro call me crazy but I don't think that post was putting it in a positive light

>>717496490
>lol what if retard and gay
>haha trans rights and BLM tho
This is how 80% of left leaning men under 40 are in real life. You've just been brainwashed by the internet into thinking everyone left of Reagan is a danger hair.

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women absolutely loathe anything medieval. without any irony. they are incapable of romanticizing it as men do. the only thing in their heads when thinking about the dark ages is being a princess. that's literally it. they spit onto everything that isn't them.
a woman is only capable of creating a world that is their current world, but with swords and magic instead of cars and adult daycares. a perfect example is baldur's gate 3, which had a lot of influence by women, which follows these patterns:
>evil must be good/neutral (have sex with mindflayers)
>good/neutral must be evil (keepers and preservers of nature are evil)
>women must be as strong as men
>men can only be strong if they are evil or homosexual
>homosexuals must be everywhere (you are not allowed to talk a mile without meeting homosexuals)
if you are looking for good fiction, no matter the medium, look for stories written and designed exclusively by men. you will never find a shred of empathy in a story by a woman.

>>717493045 (OP)
because it's too antisemitic and doesen't promote a blacked homosexual Europe

>>717493646
He's just like me

>>717497870
Shut the fuck up retard :) learn to empathise with women if empathy is so important to you

>>717493646
>USAID money
confirmed psyop

>>717493045 (OP)
Heads will roll reforged

>>717498135
>learn to emphasize with the destruction of good storytelling
no. learn to not eat shit, retard :)

>>717498135
>learn to empathise with women

>>717493646
I tried search for "cumtown usaid" but all I got were pictures of naked gay men wanting their negholes to be pozzed with AIDS cum

>>717493646
>>717500418
I didn't find anything either just a bunch of already clicked on links to pictures of shirtless minorities.

>>717493045 (OP)
Steiner did it better.

nick is 5'2 and got molested in real life

>>717500901
just like Stamper

>>717493045 (OP)

Too white and Christian, a recipe for dark ages

>>717500860
FAT ASSES

>>717496267
Nick won. He overcame his addiction, has enough money and clout to do one-off guest episodes, and work on his own shit while not succumbing to the dead medium that are streamers and now podcasts. Wouldn't surprise me if he lands a low-stress job or doing Uber while doing standup and one-offs.

>>717493479
Skallagrim was doing it before Shad

wait is the kingdom come game a joke to you?

>>717493045 (OP)
They rarely ever did. D&D and LOTR are not "medieval".

>>717493045 (OP)
cos it's an overused setting, boring as shit

>>717497926
KCD2 proved that a modern, diverse middle ages is possible.

>>717496780
Very "he died at sea"-core

medieval shit so gay

>>717493045 (OP)
>Why don't devs make games set in a medieval setting anymore?
Christians crusading against Muslims upsets multiculturalism, which is important for our modern liberal utopia.

>>717497870
>I want a REALISTIC medieval world
>No GIRLS allowed
>Women stay in the kitchen, haha
>Wtf why are women incapable of romanticising the middle ages

>>717506639
make literally every woman in game a prostitute and I'm sure modern women will love it.

>>717504823
>socks and sandals

I though Meds banned that shit.

>>717504823
socks and sandals is blasphemy

>>717493045 (OP)
I kinda respect Nick for just fading away with the podcast money instead of trying to do new things and becoming embarrassing/unfunny like a certain edgy comedian from Rhode Island

>>717493673
Yes people shaved in medieval ages.

>>717506965
I thought stavros was from like baltimore

>>717493045 (OP)
western fantasy has been corrupted by eastern fantasy

>>717506745
Hearing /v/ talk about what women will surely love is like 19th century anthropologists speculating about societies they've only read about in books from their armchairs

>>717493631
thread ended here, everyone else is bots.

>>717507329
>hearing
lmao women posting lmao

>>717493045 (OP)
Too masculine. The feminist woke propaganda also sticks out to much in that kind of setting so devs avoid it.

>dude what if X was gay and chinese
what's the appeal

>>717510010
making retarded jokes with your bros back in a time when things were less neurotic and 'fake and gay'

Rice President is still funny all these years later

>oversaturate a genre
>people get sick of it

the only place this hasn't happened is cowadoody and shitfield

>>717497870
The same kind of women who like medieval like tattoos so they are in a constant dilemma.

>>717507048
He's referring to Samuel Hyde

>>717510010
Ok, I love you!