Thread 717497541

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Anonymous 8/7/2025, 12:51:37 PM No.717497541 >>717497593 >>717497645 >>717497971

Given enough time, everything evolves into a crab, including robots.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 12:53:03 PM No.717497593

>>717497541 (OP)
Sweet Jesus, I… I don’t think I’ll leave this cave alive

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 12:54:21 PM No.717497645 >>717497771 >>717497889

>>717497541 (OP)
>crabs are the optimal design!
>can't walk forwards
>no opposable thumbs
>no art
>no literature
>cannot manufacture
>cannot make fire
>relegated to being a meal at red lobster

oof

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 12:57:59 PM No.717497771

>>717497645
Spoken like someone who hasn't explored a crab habitat 2500 miles under the sea. Those aren't real crabs, but shitty fake crabs bred by big seafood. Wake the fuck up.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:00:45 PM No.717497889

>>717497645
anything could spark the fire.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:02:43 PM No.717497971

>>717497541 (OP)
>Given enough time, everything evolves into a crab
why though?