Thread 717497923

>>717497923 (OP)

Happy birthday, OP! Remember, now that you're 30 you're going to actually have to start taking care of yourself, the vigor of youth will start running out now if it didn't when you were 27. 30 is truly the decade where you learn what physical problems you'll have for the rest of your life. That means: regular exercise, eating more fiber, green vegetables, and fermented foods, read regularly if you don't already (books, read books) and try to pick up a "creative" hobby if you can.

>What game should i buy to celebrate?

What one would you like? Today it's all about (you).
If *I* was a birthday boy, I'd probably buy Abiotic Factor.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:23:50 PM No.717498865

>>717497923 (OP)
Pizza Tower

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:24:09 PM No.717498876

>>717497923 (OP)
happy birthday, anon.
what genres do you like?

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:38:42 PM No.717499548 >>717499583

>>717498550
I'm not completely hopeless though. I've rejected like 12 chicks in my lifetime

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:39:38 PM No.717499583 >>717499706

>>717499548
>they all were death fat
doesn't count

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:40:04 PM No.717499604

>>717497923 (OP)
Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:40:49 PM No.717499636 >>717507015

>>717497923 (OP)
Happy birthday my nigga

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:41:06 PM No.717499647

>>717498071
Toxotransmosis moment.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:42:26 PM No.717499706

>>717499583
Kek nice one. But nah none of them were. Two were a bit chubby though, but not to the point of being fat

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:42:37 PM No.717499717 >>717499856

>>717497923 (OP)
You should probably take your wife and kids to a cinema or somewhere to celebrate.
...you do have a family, right? You didn't get to 30 while staying a teenager mentally?

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:44:28 PM No.717499827 >>717504737

>>717497923 (OP)
happy birthday anon

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 1:45:02 PM No.717499856

>>717499717
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Anonymous 8/7/2025, 2:16:08 PM No.717501435 >>717502078

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happy birthday little guy

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 2:17:42 PM No.717501515 >>717502587

>>717497923 (OP)
Rats don't live past 3 years, who are you really?

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 2:28:04 PM No.717502078

>>717501435
Tytyty

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 2:37:50 PM No.717502587

>>717501515
;>

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 3:12:29 PM No.717504737

>>717499827
Thank you

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 3:16:19 PM No.717505041

>>717498163
>>717498550
Enjoy your newfound wizard powers.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 3:18:58 PM No.717505234

>>717497923 (OP)
Qiake 3 remaster when they announce it in the evening. Welcome to boomer cclub

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 3:47:09 PM No.717507015

>>717499636
Tytyty

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 3:51:00 PM No.717507294 >>717507846

>zoomers are 30 now
>>717497923 (OP)
Are you going to keep acting like a unfunny faggot killing the board? of course you are you generational failure.

hey how's the wii nostalgia? focuking epic?

>>717498071
>>717498104
>>717498116

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 3:59:41 PM No.717507846 >>717507931 >>717508446

>>717507294
Waz that? I can't hear you because my hearing has weakened in my old age

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:01:14 PM No.717507931 >>717508446

>>717507846
I hope you end up committing suicide for killing the site and the internet zoomtard.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:08:53 PM No.717508446

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>>717507846
Kek, happy birthday ZoomCHAD.
>>717507931
I hope you end up committing [SEETHINGSCHZIOBABBLE]
See?

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:09:53 PM No.717508503

>DBROWNIE
of course lmao

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:10:02 PM No.717508514

>>717497923 (OP)
>What game should i buy to celebrate?
Whatever you want, big boy!

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:27:31 PM No.717509704

>>717497923 (OP)
dont buy a game but instead play the game,go to a bar get a drink strike a convo this is how your questchain starts

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:39:17 PM No.717510449

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>>717497923 (OP)
Honestly buy yourself games you missed out as a kid and you know to be good.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 4:50:44 PM No.717511127

>>717497923 (OP)
Wizard's Hell: Arcane Tears

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 5:05:08 PM No.717511947

The time for shooters are gone for you but you can always play games that you have a option to pause

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 5:20:50 PM No.717512860

This thread was a lot morr wholesome than i expected, except for 1 schizo
Thanks guys

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 5:25:32 PM No.717513151 >>717513273

>>717498256
>Amputation
>blacked
shit taste

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 5:27:32 PM No.717513273

>>717513151
You can just not use the amputee options
and also you can change the dudes color
Make him blue if the color triggers you so much lmao

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 5:28:20 PM No.717513325 >>717514498

>>717497923 (OP)
Happy birthday!

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 5:47:20 PM No.717514498

>>717513325
Thank you

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 6:09:06 PM No.717515859

Bump

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 6:11:25 PM No.717515979

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>>717497923 (OP)
it's all downhill from here, happy birthday!

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 6:16:09 PM No.717516239

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You should buy an old xbox and or a playstation 2.

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 6:56:02 PM No.717518784

Bump

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 7:15:59 PM No.717520312

Birthday pizza has arrivrd