Thread 717498125

There goes Jonathan Blow. I must remember to thank him.

>>717498125 (OP)
Did she finally BLOW her brains out?

Why did he waste half his life making another worthless programming language? is he rarted?

Holy shit it's real???

head like an orange

THAR HE BLOWS

>>717498716
this guy is in his 50s damn

What kind of fucking name is that? Sounds like a gay porno

why are weirdos obsessed with this guy

>>717498716
if i didnt know any better i'd say one of you faggots rewrote his wiki page just to make this thread to which i say, fuck off nobody cares

>>717502335
He was in quite a few pornos.
You may know his brother.
Johnny Sins

>>717498716
> Self-Inflicted Multiple gunshot wounds to the back of the head.
Nice try. You only need one gunshot wound to the head to properly finish yourself off.

>>717502445
Seems they got filtered by Braid, and couldn't let that go.

Ain't no point to tha game, shits stupid as hell

>>717502701
nothing passes by you huh

The Witness would have been nice if it didn't turn into a chore a few hours in.

>>717502701
I doubt that. Can you do a demonstration?

>>717503216
It's like, Mario in a business suit
It'll never not be hilarious just how buck broken he got over that video

>>717503717
Has he seen it?

>>717504026
https://youtu.be/gWqnz-7iQbY?si=ZCLydqX66_rlc14G

>>717498125 (OP)
Dude is one of the most influential devs of all time. He invented the "indie game with simple pixelated artstyle that has muh deep meanings" genre.
Blow walked so Toby Fox could run and Jason Hall could rip off running.

>>717504359
Braid is not pixelated

>>717504359
>a guy who sided with corpas, releases a pretentious slop
>people who actually release true indie games, meant to be played and have fun

>>717504498
Kinda.

>>717504268
Doesn't seem like he's talking about it there. Did he at some other point?

>>717504645
No.

He invented indie games...

>>717502701
Are you really saying that THE Jonathan Blow, known for his famous game Braid, couldn't manage to do something like this?
I think you underestimate the game dev of the century.

THIS SHIT CALLED BRAID

THIS GUY IN A SUIT HE LOOK LIKE MARIO IN THE FUTURE

FUNNY THING IS HE GO

YOOOOOOOOP

>>717504268
WHAT? THIS IS REAL? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

genuinely really looking forward to the sokoban game

>>717498125 (OP)
Jonathan blow it out your ass

>>717504359
I like him, hes just a very autistic-neurotic-ocd high IQ guy. We need politicians like him

>>717505562
No. It's edited.

>>717498580
midwit arrogance

>>717504549
Is the joke that the Cave Story dev also sold out?

>>717505489
What did he think was futuristic?

>>717498125 (OP)
thank you johnatan
for blowing me away

>>717498125 (OP)
>>717498716
Nice try chuddie. Jon Blow has found God and is completely committed to follow His plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E49H-hm5j80

>>717505997
He sounds like a slightly more internet-savvy Jordan Peterson being asked asked the same question

>>717505601
How is it different form regular Sokoban

>>717505601
It looks so fucking comfy. I can't wait for it either.

>>717506391
No one knows.

>>717506391
It has the more ideas in a game ever.

>>717505920
Yes, and people like him deserve no respect.

>>717502701
>he can't magdump into his head and still stay alive
Skill issue.
https://files.catbox.moe/psri5q.MP4

Braid was fun
The Witness was fun

But, it was clear that Mr Blow has a complex about people playing his games. I could understand that soulja boy stuff because soulja boy was half ragging on the game while saying he enjoyed Braid. But, he gets way too defensive about any criticism.

>>717498125 (OP)
>There goes Jonathan Blow.
the biggest ASS that ever lived
what a douche
HA HO HA HO HA HE HE HE

>>717505562
YES. This is *actually* happening. We live in a timeline where Braid Guy rewinds time to escape accountability and everyone claps.

>>717508175
>escape accountability
What jonathan braid do to you?