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Anonymous No.717506456 >>717506497 >>717506506 >>717506532 >>717506609 >>717506641 >>717506712 >>717506740 >>717506793 >>717506948 >>717507026 >>717507059 >>717507219 >>717507864 >>717507979 >>717507981 >>717508156 >>717510505 >>717510884 >>717512054 >>717513742
I want more games like Pikmin and overlord where you can command a squad of retards to complete your goals.
Anonymous No.717506497 >>717507116
>>717506456 (OP)
I want a game where you sex a harem of goblins. Dreams don't come true.
Anonymous No.717506506
>>717506456 (OP)
Anonymous No.717506532
>>717506456 (OP)
Just be a raid leader in an MMO
Anonymous No.717506609 >>717511094
>>717506456 (OP)
She farts from there.
Anonymous No.717506641
>>717506456 (OP)
What happened to Lemmings?
Anonymous No.717506662 >>717506705 >>717509061
> I want more games like Pikmin and overlord where you can command a squad of retards to complete your goals.
Anonymous No.717506683 >>717506785 >>717506952 >>717507072 >>717510636 >>717511419
You DID play her demo, right?
Anonymous No.717506705
>>717506662
hearty
Anonymous No.717506712
>>717506456 (OP)
Anonymous No.717506740 >>717507773 >>717512268
>>717506456 (OP)
If a Pikmin game where the "Pikmin" were sexy shortstacks it would sell 10s of millions
Anonymous No.717506742
Best games i can play as a femgobbo? Bonus points for mmo but its not WoW.
Anonymous No.717506785
>>717506683
I only play finished games and on a 70% discount
Anonymous No.717506793 >>717506906 >>717507380
>>717506456 (OP)
>ywn be reborn a goblin and gather a gang of goblins, sexy girl goblins among them, and build a goblin-- but other fantasy races included, empire with you as the uncontested king goblin with the most girlfriends
Anonymous No.717506906
>>717506793
>ywn be reborn a futa goblin and gather a gang of goblins, sexy girl goblins among them, and build a goblin-- but other fantasy races included, empire with you as the uncontested futaqueen goblin with the most girlfriends
Anonymous No.717506948
>>717506456 (OP)
you don't command goblins but give Little Kings Story a try
Anonymous No.717506952
>>717506683
Yes but knowing it was leading into a kickstarter campaign and not an imminent release means that it'll be probably 4-5 years before the solodev delivers.
Feels a bit shit for the demo fest to not be a preview of what's almost/already available to play in full.
Anonymous No.717506990 >>717512518
I want to be consumed by Midna. It's not fair bros...
Anonymous No.717507023 >>717510616
Are goblinfags the world's most autistic niggers? Let's find out.
Anonymous No.717507026 >>717507521 >>717507876 >>717508989
>>717506456 (OP)
Tooth and Tail might be up your alley
Honestly I got filtered by it, but I'd like to give it another shot someday
Anonymous No.717507059
>>717506456 (OP)
There’s a goblin RTS made by the wow people on ps2
Anonymous No.717507072
>>717506683
yes and i still want porn of her
Anonymous No.717507116
>>717506497
>Goblin Layer
Anonymous No.717507126 >>717507540 >>717508729 >>717511434 >>717512867
Where are the horny Anons at?
Anonymous No.717507132 >>717507496 >>717507523 >>717507697
I've had the idea of a game called "tuckers kobolds" in my head for years and it's literally just about whipping a gang of retarded kobolds into shape to fight off adventurers.
Anonymous No.717507138 >>717507313 >>717512820
I see goblins, I click
Simple as
Anonymous No.717507219
>>717506456 (OP)
These gobs are too clean
Anonymous No.717507313
>>717507138
By click, you mean the attack button right? right?
Anonymous No.717507337 >>717507465 >>717507568
Anonymous No.717507380
>>717506793
>ywn be born as the last surviving orc in the region and stumble into a goblin camp whose male population has been severely decreased due to fights with other tribes and hoomans and be treated as the prophesied big goblin and conquer all other tribes in the region and amass a great harem of gobbos
Anonymous No.717507465 >>717507568 >>717507842
>>717507337
Post her bare soles
Anonymous No.717507496
>>717507132
Could be fun. You have shitty retarded troops that are only kept alive by your tactics. The game difficulty escalates as the adventurers start taking the kobold threat more seriously
Anonymous No.717507521
>>717507026
I enjoyed it even though I was never good at RTS games before. Even did somewhat decently in the online play before I stopped and lost all my skill.
The singleplayer campaign remains a fun walled area if you dont want to try to outplay another human.
Anonymous No.717507523
>>717507132
Kobs > gobs
Anonymous No.717507540 >>717507669 >>717512893
>>717507126
Everywhere
Anonymous No.717507568 >>717507842
>>717507337
do this >>717507465
Anonymous No.717507579 >>717507767 >>717507831 >>717507836 >>717508498 >>717513319
>"Hey humie."
Anonymous No.717507669
>>717507540
Oh no that sounds dangerous.
Anonymous No.717507697 >>717513553 >>717513967
>>717507132
What unholy abominations are those?
Anonymous No.717507767 >>717507840
>>717507579
How I want to respond:
>What's up, my gobbo?
How I'd actually respond:
>Y-you too...
Anonymous No.717507773
>>717506740
Iirc Didn’t it turn out that this gobbo was cursed to be one and later got the curse broken? What they were before was a flat out downgrade if memory serves.
Anonymous No.717507793
Luv me Tani, simple as.
Anonymous No.717507826
Ah youre asking for Persona 5
Anonymous No.717507831
>>717507579
>"Why aren't you naked"
Anonymous No.717507836
>>717507579
How much for a gob job?
Anonymous No.717507840 >>717507914
>>717507767
its a gob, dont say anything just pull your cock out
Anonymous No.717507842
>>717507568
>>717507465
Do you think that you deserve soles?
Anonymous No.717507864 >>717508521
>>717506456 (OP)
you simply dont understand how badly i want a living onahole stortstack to rail whenever i want.
Anonymous No.717507876 >>717508278 >>717508989
>>717507026
Game was comfy as fuck, a little dumbed down RTS wise but the score was class.

https://youtu.be/TuZOeEYiL0Y
Anonymous No.717507914
>>717507840
That works, but I kind of want to be passive in the hopes that she'll just jump and mount me.
Anonymous No.717507979 >>717508538 >>717508540
>>717506456 (OP)
>will never get a romancable goblin companion in a rpg
>can’t even get a romancable female dwarf/halfling/gnome companion
It’s funny in a sad way just how scared devs are of being called pedos because a character is below 5ft tall.
Anonymous No.717507981
>>717506456 (OP)
You mean like in literally every single RTS?
Anonymous No.717508067
Lemmings
Anonymous No.717508156
>>717506456 (OP)
Every day I wake up and pray for a new overlord game announcement. Also, does Kena Bridge of Spirits fit? Never played it but I think it's been compared to pikmin
Anonymous No.717508234
I want to be the Goblin King and I want to fuck all the Goblin men.
Anonymous No.717508278 >>717508440
>>717507876
This I can agree with, OST's really good
Anonymous No.717508429 >>717508671 >>717508697
The autistic, furry, tranny that made Pseudoregalia has a tech demo out for his goblin girl game. Even in its totally incomplete state, its probably still thr most polished, best looking, best playing, goblin girl game.
Anonymous No.717508440
>>717508278
Austin Wintory has a pretty good catalog of soundtracks hes made. Im quite fond of the Monaco OST.
Anonymous No.717508498
>>717507579
The chill comfort gobbo.
Anonymous No.717508521
>>717507864
There are two kinds. Those who want that, and those who lie.
Anonymous No.717508538
>>717507979
They don't want to be banned from australia
Anonymous No.717508540
>>717507979
Short people don't exist
Anonymous No.717508671 >>717508910
>>717508429
If there is only one gob I don't care.

Goblins are meant to appear in packs
Anonymous No.717508697 >>717508910
>>717508429
You know, trannies grew on me over the past decade. If they aint part of some political shit they are pretty chill and do some decent games. They are just perverted guys that took their fetish to the max, after all.
Anonymous No.717508729 >>717508832
>>717507126
I just woke up I got shit to do and fapping is not on that list.
Anonymous No.717508832
>>717508729
If you have shit to do then why did you open 4chan? That makes no sense.
Anonymous No.717508910 >>717514024
>>717508697
I was always fine with them if that was the case. Shame too often that isn't the case.
>>717508671
>oops all lesbians
BORING
Anonymous No.717508936 >>717509438 >>717509501 >>717510905 >>717511547
I want more games with hot goblin girls.
Anonymous No.717508989 >>717509064 >>717509618
>>717507876
>>717507026
Cute rats. Need rat game. Shill this rat game.
Anonymous No.717509061
>>717506662
Lmao
Anonymous No.717509064
>>717508989
It has rats
Anonymous No.717509342 >>717509532 >>717511728
Overlord would have been so much better if the minions were cute girls
Anonymous No.717509438 >>717509561
>>717508936
Define hot
Anonymous No.717509501 >>717510905
>>717508936
>Toned body
>Ears aren't the size of fucking fighter jets
This is the ideal goblin girl.
Anonymous No.717509532
>>717509342
Rollem
Anonymous No.717509561 >>717513227
>>717509438
yes
Anonymous No.717509618
>>717508989
Its an RTS where your mouse cursor is literally a mouse in the world that can be attacked and die (you do respawn)
The controls are simple enough to be played on a controller but micro-management of units is still possible.
Game setting is a sort of soviet revolution era where everyone is starving due to food shortages and have turned to eating each other (not in a fetish way).
While all 4 factions have access to the same mercenary units, when playing multiplayer you pick which 6 will be in your army for that match. Campaign has presets for the scenario.
Anonymous No.717509659 >>717509708 >>717511718
Can you make gobbos in that one furry Atlyss game?
Anonymous No.717509708 >>717510164 >>717510469
>>717509659
No, because Atlyss is a furry game, not a goblin game. Goblins aren't furry; they're just diminutive green elves.
Anonymous No.717510164 >>717510494
>>717509708
So where are the games with female goblin shortstacks?
Anonymous No.717510469 >>717510721
>>717509708
I subscribe to the idea that they are fantasy allegories for Latinas, and SEA women. I saw someone say that, and it immediately rang true for me because I feel like I like goblins and short brown women for exactly the same reason. Colonizer's genes just kicked in yo.
Anonymous No.717510494
>>717510164
im keeping them all in a vault locked with a huge key that i keep around my neck at all times. if they ever got released, the world would cease to function because everyone would take days off to play them.
Anonymous No.717510505
>>717506456 (OP)
>Tfw you couldn't smash (with your digital cock) cute, bratty gobbo shortstacks in BG3
Anonymous No.717510616
>>717507023
Kek
Anonymous No.717510636
>>717506683
Nope
Anonymous No.717510705
>>>:(
Anonymous No.717510721 >>717510945 >>717510965 >>717511306
>>717510469
>fantasy allegories for Latinas, and SEA women
How does that make any sense though? I mean besides the fact that you want to fuck them
Anonymous No.717510884
>>717506456 (OP)
You just want sexy goblins
Anonymous No.717510905 >>717512839
>>717508936>>717509501

that's not a goblin, that's a shortstack elf.
Anonymous No.717510945 >>717510986 >>717511124 >>717511306
>>717510721
>short
>big assets despite this
>almost feral
>many children because of all the fucking
>firey tempers
If you've ever seen latinas in a club you'd know.
Anonymous No.717510965 >>717511306
>>717510721
>shorter, differently colored, different facial features, fiesty attitude
Im not really saying its a 1:1 thing, but what im saying is that I do believe the attraction comes from the same place. Like I said, colonizer genes.
Anonymous No.717510986 >>717511040
>>717510945
>in a club
i thought they usally hold those
Anonymous No.717511024
I love my goblin gremlin wife.
Anonymous No.717511040
>>717510986
>holds a club
>shakes her ass at a club
Goblin allegory confirmed.
Anonymous No.717511094
>>717506609
Yeah, into my mouth.
Anonymous No.717511124
>>717510945
>tfw when you have to bring all your kids to the club
Anonymous No.717511273 >>717511386
Somewhat related
Anonymous No.717511306 >>717512815
>>717510721
>>717510965
>>717510945
Not to mention how I have seen many people (here especially) refer to Latinas in a derogatory way by calling them "goblinas". I dont really think that all fantasy creatures are 1:1 allegories for real life races, but they are obviously inspired by real life people. It could simply be that part of the "goblin's" makeup is racial caricature of a spic. Or a Jew in some other depictions, obviously.
Anonymous No.717511368 >>717511452 >>717511474
>paedophilia with extra steps
Anonymous No.717511386
>>717511273
Nose too short
Anonymous No.717511419
>>717506683
Yeh, but won't be buying it.
Developer is a retarded Californian.
Anonymous No.717511434 >>717511691 >>717511741 >>717512613 >>717512661
>>717507126
Doodling fat yordle ass on my phone during company hours
Anonymous No.717511452
>>717511368
>ae
You wouldnt get it anyway, you filthy Br*t.
Anonymous No.717511474 >>717511754
>>717511368
>you must be this tall to ride the Human Male
We aren't amusement park attractions. There is no such thing as the height of consent.
Anonymous No.717511547 >>717512272 >>717512542
>>717508936
Would a fantasy life sim with a romanceable Goblin blacksmith suffice?
Anonymous No.717511691 >>717512014
>>717511434
Very based
Anonymous No.717511718
>>717509659
yeah there's like a midna race so you can make goblins
Anonymous No.717511728
>>717509342
Giv
Anonymous No.717511741 >>717511989
>>717511434
I just wan you to know that I will use this shiny Poppy butt eventually to make an Anon squirt his balljuice.
Anonymous No.717511754
>>717511474
>Philippines extinct due to not being allowed to breed because they are majority below the height of consent.
Tragic. Better than making some western dickhead feel icky though.
Anonymous No.717511883
I blame GW2 for this awakening.
Anonymous No.717511889
I need me some, Goblins, Kobolds, Imps, and Gnomes.
Anonymous No.717511989 >>717512849
>>717511741
guh
Anonymous No.717512014
>>717511691
Green buttcheeks.
Anonymous No.717512054
>>717506456 (OP)
Same.
Anonymous No.717512201
goblins are dangerous, and have ended the journey of many adventurers. be careful!
Anonymous No.717512268
>>717506740
Love Nott.
Anonymous No.717512272
>>717511547
>tfw no game where you play as a human inventor/craftsmen with a female goblin assistant.
Anonymous No.717512346 >>717513976
I WANT TO LOCK A HAIRY PUBBED GOBLIN GIRL IN A JAPANESE SHOWER ROOM AND IMMACULATELY WASH HER AND FUCK HER OVER HOURS AND HOURS UNTIL SHE IS THOROUGHLY CLEAN AND IMPREGNATED
Anonymous No.717512518
>>717506990
Same.
Anonymous No.717512542
>>717511547
>Game features small playable blacksmith
>Its a gay pandering hairy dwarf
>Game features goblins
>Ugly enemy npc you have to kill
Anonymous No.717512613 >>717513005
>>717511434
Man how do you even doodle so well on your phone wtf, what app are you using
Anonymous No.717512661
>>717511434
Wish I could doodle that well.
Anonymous No.717512721 >>717512776
Anonymous No.717512768
Anonymous No.717512776
>>717512721
me underneath
Anonymous No.717512784
Videogames?
Anonymous No.717512815
>>717511306
Thats because they resemble goblins
Not the other way round ya retard
Anonymous No.717512820
>>717507138
Right there with you, my friend.
Anonymous No.717512839
>>717510905
>shortstack elf.
That's a gnome
Anonymous No.717512849
>>717511989
Cat got your tongue?
Anonymous No.717512858
>tfw no sorority full of drunken gobbo sluts near me
Anonymous No.717512867 >>717513014
>>717507126
Here but I have family visiting for two weeks so I'm in a bind otherwise I'd play.
Anonymous No.717512893
>>717507540
Goblins have a complicated history with their ears.
Anonymous No.717513005 >>717513118
>>717512613
I use Ibistudio, neat ,free and works on my brick
Anonymous No.717513014 >>717513112
>>717512867
Just lock yourself into the restroom for a few minutes. It won't take long.
Anonymous No.717513112 >>717513397
>>717513014
A tempting offer but I don't want it to be over in a few minutes. I like building it up for a while. Maybe if I come across you again we can have a session.
Anonymous No.717513118
>>717513005
Ibispaint*
Anonymous No.717513128 >>717513334 >>717513521 >>717514050
>impregnate shortstack
>Your sons are doomed to be manlets
Truly an ethical conundrum.
Anonymous No.717513187
What are some games with playable goblins FUCK
Anonymous No.717513227
>>717509561
More Tubba
Anonymous No.717513319
>>717507579
I wouldn't be able to think up a clever response, but you better believe I'm walking away with either her or her number.
Anonymous No.717513334
>>717513128
Not my problem
*dies*
Anonymous No.717513397 >>717513595
>>717513112
Oh well. We'll see but you will not be ready. Enjoy your family time, big boy.
Anonymous No.717513521
>>717513128
>Sons
Gobs only produce females
Anonymous No.717513534 >>717514123
I blame Midna. What the fuck was nintendo thinking
Anonymous No.717513553
>>717507697
Effect of dragons playing gods.
Anonymous No.717513595
>>717513397
>We'll see but you will not be ready.
>big boy.
Looking forward to it
Anonymous No.717513618 >>717513718
Might as well join the winning side.
Anonymous No.717513718
>>717513618
Is that Spazkid in the corner? Lmao
Anonymous No.717513739
I want to fuck a goblin girl's ears
Anonymous No.717513742
>>717506456 (OP)
Sex with green women
Anonymous No.717513753
Are goblins evil, or do they just have an strong instinctive drive to raid small villages to gather breeding slaves?
Anonymous No.717513774 >>717513929
Wait a second, this aint videogames!
Anonymous No.717513827
Left > Right
Anonymous No.717513916 >>717513964
Anonymous No.717513929
>>717513774
Videogames are my favourite videogames.
Anonymous No.717513964
>>717513916
>791x1024

I know goblins are small but c'mon man.
Anonymous No.717513967
>>717507697
I love seeing samurai and knights interacting.
Anonymous No.717513976
>>717512346
>washing the gobbo
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.717514024
>>717508910
>>oops all lesbians
Most of those poor sexually harassed elves are male
Anonymous No.717514050
>>717513128
>already a manlet
What coudm go wrong?
Anonymous No.717514123
>>717513534
They had some good thoughts at the end of the day.