Thread 717511820

>you didn't beat the game!
Why are soulsloppers like this?

haha the in webm is such a sperg, I am glad my fellow souls bros aren't like this haha

>>717511820 (OP)
This is such a jeet-coded scene
>Act like a fool
>Think like a brilliant XDDD

>>717511820 (OP)
He's right you know.

>>717511820 (OP)
this webum is more like when a blue gets summoned by a taunter tongue duelist and refuses to help the host because it's dishonorable

>game is boring and not very good
>you didn't beat the game!
no shit

>>717511820 (OP)
I think this scene every time I eat (cheap) sushi

>>717511820 (OP)
Well I mean if your summoned phantom or mimic did then you did not

>>717511948
In that series the sushi guy is the boss and the little pipsqueaks apologize to him just like you will apologize to me after I invade you.

>>717512428
Sperg power fantasy

>>717511820 (OP)
If you're not meant to use the onions sauce why is it there?

What video game does this scene represent?

>>717511820 (OP)
what is gale yapping about

>>717512697
this scene was rape

>>717512697
wanting a server browser in an online multiplayer game

>Go to a fine sushi restaurant
>Eat take the fish off of the rice and eat it on its own
>Mix the wasabi into the onions sauce
>Take the rice and soak it in the onions sauce
>Drink it as a slurry

>>717512697
>just finished a kino game and now you're looking for something similar in the catalog
guy's asking for spit in his food

>>717511820 (OP)
i have only ever seen this actor play this exact same smug redditor type role

>>717512697
Disgaea

>good ending is just don’t kill yourself
>kys is easy free grind

>>717511820 (OP)
>raw fish on rice
PEAK CUISINE

>>717513038
it takes SIX YEARS to learn how to cook the raw fish you stupid gaijin!!

>you are ruining the perfect flavor balance of plain rice and plain uncooked fish!!

sushi is the most over hyped fucking garbage
a huge shit stain on asian cuisine

>>717512596
The sauce is there for consumption, but the guy on the phone was just DRENCHING it in sauce. With that much sauce, all you really taste is the sauce and not the sushi. It would be like drowning your hot dog with ketchup to the point where you can't even see the hot dog

You know you're eating a thing that just left the unwashed, bare hands of some dude touching it all over, right?

>>717512596
Came to ask this too

>>717513264
All proper chefs wash their hands in America. It's the law

>>717513038
THAT WOULD BE ONE HUNDRED DORRA STUPID GAIJIN

>>717512596
For the fish. It’s not for the rice.

>>717513382
You don't ever stop sweating and releasing gunk out of your pores.

>>717513617
japs sweat less than most

>>717512428
>boss is an absolute retard and everyone under him has to kiss his ass or get fired
Typical.

>>717513617
Most first world places allow cooking bare handed so as long as they wash.

Youtube been spamming me with a crazy amount of similiar movie scenes just like that. They all reek written by a redditor

>>717513617
What if the chef is a cute girl though

>>717513926
Yeah okay as long as you realize every little bit of that sushi you're eating has been thoroughly molested by the chef.

>>717513263
>The sauce is there for consumption
But it's already precisely sauced :/

>>717511820 (OP)
>NOOOOOO DONT EAT TASTY FOOD HOW YOU LIKE IT
that's like crying over me using a dildo up My ass to masturbate to Mai shiranui instead of jerking My dick.
Like Bro i like that shit, the cook's effort worked out anyway. Messing around with food is How We find new tasty dishes you fucking caveman

california rolls is peak sushi culture

Reminder that using your hands is more acceptable than using a fork for sushi

>>717514196
>Crushes the sushi and eat It with a spoon instead
You're not my mom

>>717511820 (OP)
what no pussy does to a motherfucker

>>717514056
you drink the sauce as an aperitif before eating the precisely sauced piece

kek

>>717514010
dude that would be disgusting haha and what if they had to work in a really hot kitchen in only their sweaty chefs apron that you could see through because it was so wet from sweat haha nasty dude can you imagine like what if you could see the sweat rolling down her arm onto the pan where it made an awful TSSSS dude that would be so fucking gross ugh

>>717514271
But he's lapping up raw fish?

>>717513038
This but unironically

>>717513263
>Provide dip/seasoning
>Season to taste
>NOOOoOO NOT LIKE THAT
Fine diners need to tongue my anus the way I prepare it.

>>717514010
I'll clean her hands myself. Can't trust women to do anything right by themselves

>>717514010
Then you need to get a refund if you see a woman chef at a high end establishment.

>>717514196
>Reminder that using your hands is more acceptable than using a fork for sushi
Sushi is literally hand food. It wasn't meant to be eaten with chopsticks until Japs got all pretentious about fish on rice uncooked a mirrion times

>>717511820 (OP)
[Speaking Japanese]

>>717514196
>>717514262
>>717514685
>not slamming the edge of the table, sending the sushi rolls into the air and its individual ingredients into neatly organized, falling food that land neatly into your outstretched mouth before you swallow it in one bite with a loud gulp and a licking of your lips
You don't actually enjoy asian cuisine.

I eat rice every day.

>>717514768
>not making a blowjob face and sucking out all the sushi in the area while making vacuum cleaner sounds ending with a loud burp
pssh.

>>717513263
>is there for consumption
And I WILL righteously consume it as much as I like it.
>all you really taste is the sauce and not the sushi.
Says you, with underdeveloped palate who can't taste the subtle fish behind the master-crafted Yamasa Shoyu which only enhances the already precisely sliced fish on exactly 247 grains of plump Japonica cooked rice
Your move.

>>717513663
Bourdain is such a fucking faggot.

>>717514771
how fat are you?

>>717513663
Did he kill himself because he food sinned?

>>717515101
*taps sign*

>>717511820 (OP)
>onions bath
I do this
>chill out mr. miyagi
I say this