Thread 717516379

left or right?

Tight teenage Coco.

>>717516379 (OP)
why did you guys let crash ip die again?

>>717516379 (OP)
Right.
Kill left with fire

>>717516650
>make new game
>ruin literally all the character designs
>force strong womxn to replace attractive love interest
>ERM THAT JUST HAPPENED humor
>countless alternative gameplay sections that suck like dingo and nuTawna
WHY DID IT FAIL!?

right with lefts style

>>717516650
Speak for yourself. I bought the games. Especially played the shit out of CTR. They promised a pc release on that one too. Probably would have re-bought it. Fucking dickheads.

>>717516379 (OP)
Right but not with those shitty SFM shaders.

left is balding, has no tits and has the proportions of a psychonaughts character.

>>717516650
I had to pirate NST because Activision advocated BLM n*gger riots.
and crash 4 was pure trash.

>>717517342
>muh culture war reasons
You are an idiot and you should be tossed into a woodchipper feet first so we dont need to hear your retarded takes.
The game suffered from other actual issues. Like the last ones hide and seek crate bs.

>>717516379 (OP)
CNK coco was best

>>717516379 (OP)
As is sfm porn tradition they must have a fart off to decide

>>717517342
>>force strong womxn to replace attractive love interest
really? glad i only know this franchise from porn

>>717517659
>you should be tossed into a woodchipper feet first so we dont need to hear your retarded takes.
Based, total /pol/nigger slaughter

>>717516650
Toys for Bob killed Crash

>>717516379 (OP)
I like both, there isnt a bad Coco design.

Head of left with the body of right

>>717517659
Yeah lots.. but one of the issues was the cancerous unfaithful characters who ruined the game you limp dicked commie troon.

>>717516650
I'm in the minority of people who like the N.Sane Trilogy here. It was ok, 4 truly was a bloated fucking collectathon that took away the appeal of 100% in a sitting if you were good enough. Pill shaped platforms aside, I'm still getting an OG Crash facsimile.

>>717516650
Didn't crash 4 got popular
I remember it being everywhere
Im confused now.

>>717516379 (OP)
right

>>717516650
It did well, it just didnt do well enough. You forget that the people that hold the IP buy IPs just to put them on a shelf and do nothing with them. Its fucking bizaree.
>no CTR on PC

>>717517808
Titans Coco was a bit rough, especially when facing directly forward. They fixed her in Mind Over Mutant.

>>717516379 (OP)
Right except edited to get rid of the weird fur effect.

>>717516379 (OP)
who the fuck would ever pick left

>>717518612
is she shitting in that image

>>717516379 (OP)
which one takes the biggest shits?

>>717519009
Furries draw the best art, but unfortunately god cursed them with degenerate fetishes

>>717516650
It's Activision. They always wanted it to die because you can't monetize a platformer.

>N-Sane Trilogy
Happened just to hold on to the IP rights because they were doing nothing with Crash, and settled on a budget remaster. Vicarious Visions overdelivered, made it clear they wanted to stay on Crash, and their reward was another remaster with Tony Hawks 1+2. That did fine, but not as good, so all of VV's efforts resulted in them being sent to work as Blizzard's sidekick along with work in the Call of Duty mines.

>CTR Nitro Fuelled
Happened to strike the hot iron and a chance to monetize, forcing a store into the game. You can tell Beenox hated it by how generous they were with coins and how eager they were to give free updates. Activision eventually ceased all production, never did the PC port, and punished Beenox's resistance by sending them to the Call of Duty mines as a support team.

>Crash 4
Toys for Bob were rewarded for the Spyro remakes own lesser success and with VV on Tony Hawks, they got Crash. This released as what we got, but look between the files and you can see evidence of Activision wanting microtransactions with unreleased skins and early "Wumpa League" hints. They were sent to the Call of Duty mines after, but still caught Activision's attention with "Wumpa League"

>On The Run
A reskinned game from King, one of the greediest non-gacha mobile companies on the planet. A match made in heaven with Activision, and even this they got bored of quickly and canned.

>Crash Team Rumble
A F2P model game released as a full priced game. Like Beenox, it's clear T4B hated the microtransactions and wanted to find ways to give out things for free. Activision shuts it down, and not wanting to end up like VV and Beenox, T4B do the smartest thing they can do and buys itself out to go independent and escape the CoD mines

>>717516650
We? you fucking retard?

>>717517659
whenever libtroons ruin a piece of media with their garbage faggots like you come around trying to disengage from the argument because you know it's impossible to defend the subject matter itself. Of course, adding a dyed hair strong womxn who emasculates "Crash Bandicoot" is perfectly normal or whatever, it's pointing this fact out that is too far into political extremism

>>717516650
The corporations hate mascots, because for them to work, they have to treat that IP with respect. Then they turn around and complain that nobody cares about their brand.

>>717516650
They refused to remake Crash Bash instead we got that shitty Crash team rumble.
It deserved its fate for being so gay.

>>717517659
You conveniently ignored that half of my points dedicated to non-culture war things.

>>717516650
People didn't want to pay $60 for a new game when they got 3 games for $40 beforehand. Not to mention the sudden art style and tone change, along with replacing the original Tawna with an ugly shaved head whore and then making a non binary tranny OC with the spin off. That on top of how poorly designed 4 is killed the franchise despite the huge success of the remakes. All they had to do is merge VV and Beenox into the Crash team and let them make the games and not Toys for Trannies

>>717521978
>making a non binary tranny OC with the spin off
Good God this thing is ugly.

>>717516650
He killed himself because of Tifa.

>>717522425
Reminder that they thought this thing was a priority to add over every other classic Crash character.

>>717522425
i remember some NB person in some discord i was in type literal paragraphs about how proud they are a character like this can repreent them or some other faggy shit
shits ugly, its a fucking ugly character
9/10 non-binary people just want an ugly girl with short hair to represent them
identity politics is a genuine blight

Whatever happened to this dude? He fell off the face of the earth in 2019 and hasn't come back at all. Also goddamn 2019 was so good on here with all the art and porn this series was getting. Along with mariogrant who seems to have fallen off doing weird shit and ricksteubens moving on from crash where did it all go wrong

>>717523605
he probs got bored since the crash series died again
i wish he went and make some coco butthole porn before he dipped. like a lot of it

>>717523552
Majority of lgbt freaks are only in it for the attention and shielding being a fag or tranny gives you. I don't doubt there are genuine people who just want to be happy but the whole community is ruined by these loud retards who make it their whole personality

>>717518612
People who "not furry but" instead of full blown furries?

>>717523869
Yeah but he's been gone gone for years with no updates and didn't even make porn before he left, just suggestive stuff.

>>717524067
Its been years man, its entirely possible that he died in a car crash or something. Theres basically zero expectation of a return once you get past the 1 year mark.
Let's just be happy that we got what we did while things were still good.

>>717523605
Whenever an artist abruptly disappears like that there's always a reason for it. Often times it's because they're attempting a complete rebrand and don't want people to know or they're going corporate. It's very rare for a talented artist to just drop art.

i wonder why program her used,
his art always had a grittyness to it that felt very mspainty, even though its very clearly not mspaint

>>717517226
100% this

>>717524701
Could be a custom brush on anything, I think (guessing) he used a finer version of the binary-brush in SAI?

>>717524701
It's just the brush he used. An artist can radically change their style just by choosing to use a different brush.

>>717524701
i can barely type english, what the fuck
im getting off for the day

tongue coco butthole
tongue tawna pussy
kill nina

>>717517659
He's not wrong, the gameplay was put in a secondary position to promote the culture war shit, as every game has since those people got into game dev positions. Its why nobody gave a damn when they all got fired and replaced by indians

i dont think corridor platformers were ever fun
crash was only really good in the side scroller levels

>>717516650
>IP holders are retards and don't make anything good
>But it's my fault for not buying
Sorry, but if a game company wants my money, then they have to work for it and pander in ways that are tangible.

>>717523869
>he probs got bored since the crash series died again
That makes no sense because he disappeared when CTR: NF was at its peak.

>>717516379 (OP)
right easy

>>717523605
Didn’t he upload like three months ago?

>>717516650
Sink or swim bitch I'm not gonna pay Toys for Bob's ransom because the state of intellectual property rights law gave control of a beloved videogame character to a bunch of incompetent figurine salesmen.

>Activision dragged their feet on PC CTR for so long that both a decomp of CTR ps1 and an indie game (Karters 2) are both on the scene at the same time
Feels good.

>>717526740
https://www.deviantart.com/kempferzero/art/Light-814140671
This is the last thing he poster before disappearing and there's been nothing since. Though I do have a vague memory of making a text post before he left but It's not on his DA and not sure where else he posted

>>717516650
Blame Toys for Bob.

So...how long until this is moved to /trash/?

Rash. C?

>>717516379 (OP)
Right easily

>>717517659
>complaining about culture war shit is TOO FAR
>putting it in the game though is fine

>>717528802
OH YE
THEN WUSS MY PATRONUS THEN, HM?!

>>717528802
somewhere, somehow, a fat gay mexican is chuckling to this

>>717517659
>>717517730
because all that matters is how much she does or does not look like a child, right? stuff like personality or humor doesn't matter for a game character. idiots..

My wife Ami

>>717516379 (OP)
Right. Note the subtle chest and curves on the body. There's no debate here.

>>717516650
I don't care about the IP. All the good games are still playable.

>>717522425
Thank god we traded Pamela Anderson Bandicoot for a post-masectomy bat tranny! PHEW!

>>717529873
But imagine what could have been if they continued making good games instead of making bad ones.

>>717516650
You faggots must have stockholm syndrome. Blame Universal Interactive which later became Vivendi Games which then became Activision Blizzard which destroyed Crash in 2008 then again in 2020-2023 with 4, Rumble and the disbandment of Vicarious Visions into another branch for WoW games. Then finally Microsoft who will do nothing with the IP and mishandles their own homegrown franchises like Halo or Gears of War.

>>717516379 (OP)
I would like a right with left's color palette

>>717530008
There's no reason to make new games, it just devalues all of them.

>>717530129
CTRNF was amazing and should have been allowed continued postlaunch support but Activision shipped the entirety of beenox to work on call of duty

>>717516379 (OP)
Why do all SFM/gmod pictures look like this?
same with the porn

>>717530035
Reminder: Sega and Sony actually handled publishing duties for the two decent remakes. Only 4 and Rumble were all Activision.

>>717530223
It was fine, but worse than the original. The physics, the visuals and the loading times were all worse.

>>717517342
>>ERM THAT JUST HAPPENED humor

Isn't this what the series has always been about?

>>717530468
No, not at all.
Not even the Radical Entertainment games were like that, and they had the most humor out of all of them.

conceptualize new crash characters

>>717530468
It was always character and dialogue driven humor for cutscenes in the old games. Like when Cortex in 3 says he should retire to a “nice big beach, with a nice big drink and a women with two, big bags of ice for his head.”

>>717530468
No, the OG games' humour was mostly rooted in slapstick and wordplay

>>717530973
The old games also had a lot of visual gags, like those you'd see happening to wile coyote, only punctuated by a WOAH

>>717530868
>>717530953
>>717531024
>>717531102
>aislop

>>717530868
>>717530953
>>717531024
>>717531102
wtf are you doing anon

>>717516650
Because Crash 4 sucked and they didn't remake Twinsanity instead