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Anonymous No.717527673 >>717527991 >>717528237 >>717528375 >>717528694 >>717528924 >>717529586 >>717529708 >>717533535 >>717534570 >>717534703 >>717534775 >>717537978 >>717540954
Rank 'em
Anonymous No.717527906 >>717528007 >>717530864
2 >1 > Holy fuck what went wrong > Jesus Christ > Fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk > 3
Anonymous No.717527991 >>717528816
>>717527673 (OP)
1 > origins > 2 >>>>> 3
Anonymous No.717528007 >>717528183 >>717528816
>>717527906
>2 >1
Trash opinion. 3 was literally made for zoomers like you
Anonymous No.717528183
>>717528007
t. too poor for Win-is-U
Anonymous No.717528237 >>717528816
>>717527673 (OP)
1 > 2 > HUGE POWERGAP > 3
Anonymous No.717528375 >>717541536
>>717527673 (OP)
1>3>2
Anonymous No.717528694 >>717528816
>>717527673 (OP)

1 > 2 >>> 3
Anonymous No.717528816 >>717529550
>>717528007
What the fuck is the point of the fucking thread then?
>>717528694
>>717528237
>>717527991
Oh woaaaaaaah so daring fellas, this is ACE!!!!!
Anonymous No.717528924 >>717528954
>>717527673 (OP)
I've only played 1 and it wasn't good enough for me to give a shit about replaying it or playing the other games.
Anonymous No.717528954
>>717528924
Filtered and low test
Anonymous No.717529270 >>717530791 >>717538282
It's 1>2>3 honestly. 1 is a 10/10 or 9/10, and then 2 is an 8/10, and 3 is a 6 or 7/10 depending on what you care about.
Anonymous No.717529509 >>717542582
Anonymous No.717529550
>>717528816
me um needum reifnorcement of meum opinionum meum getum angeeum ifum notum reinforcedum
Anonymous No.717529586
>>717527673 (OP)
Origins > Every other Bayo game
Anonymous No.717529708
>>717527673 (OP)
2 > 1 > Origins >>>>> 3
If you say 1 > 2 you simply didn't play either.
Anonymous No.717529991
Haven't played 3 yet, what's wrong with it gameplay-wise, all the trailers looked pretty cool
Anonymous No.717530791
>>717529270
I cared most about the Baal Zebul part
Anonymous No.717530864
>>717527906
fpbp for once. Pretty much exactly how I was gonna rank them.
Anonymous No.717533134 >>717542582
Anonymous No.717533535
>>717527673 (OP)
2>1>3

I loved the outfits from 3 tho
Anonymous No.717534292 >>717534372 >>717534459 >>717534873
3 would be much better without the marvel multiverse type story. Like you can just tell they watched tons of cape shit while writing it.
1 has the most enjoyable bayo personality and story wise.
2 has some kino locations like inferno and nice architecture, always a sucker for ruins. Also daddy baulder is just a great character design and the first boss fight against him is ultra epic

I'm not sure how to rank them desu.
My first thought is 1>2>3. But 3 and 2 have a lot of weapons I really like and 1 only has 2 weapons I even care about.
Not sure guys. Last digit decides
Anonymous No.717534372
>>717534292
Digit has spoken. 2 is the best Bayonetta
Anonymous No.717534443
Anyone ranking 2 over 3 is an absolute giga-casual
Anonymous No.717534459
>>717534292
I completely forgot to mention that I hate how they tuned down the sex appeal with every game to the point that 3 is pg 16.
I feel like sex is an core part of what makes Bayonetta good
Anonymous No.717534518
1 >>>>> 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3
Anonymous No.717534570
>>717527673 (OP)
1 > 2 > 3

Two is really, really close to being as good as 1, but Umbran Climax ruins the flow of combat (and the risk/reward of using torture attacks) and NSIC mode is far worse as well. Both 1 and 2 are above 3.
Anonymous No.717534703 >>717535057
>>717527673 (OP)
literally all of Bayo 3's problems stem from the Switch's dogshit hardware crippling its scope hard
Anonymous No.717534775 >>717535839
>>717527673 (OP)

3 > 2 >>> 1.

Unironically & including music.
The moment I was glitching towards a ledge with the flying bird summon while doing a fucking annoying PS2 tier cube puzzle, it finally hit me that Bayo3 is pure kinosoul and that the shitty minigames are fucking based. I became enlightened, sort of.
Anonymous No.717534873 >>717537869
>>717534292
>kino locations
>inferno
Anonymous No.717535057
>>717534703
>shittiest story
>forced dyke character
>kaiju boring shit
How does that have anything to do with the Switch?
Anonymous No.717535119
I'm on PC and 1 was great.
Anonymous No.717535286
I really like the weapons and demon masquerade in 3 but the game itself is just so ass.
Anonymous No.717535839
>>717534775
nah
1>2>3
the only song on 3 i really liked was gh()st. they gave the best theme to the new girl.
Anonymous No.717537869 >>717538643
>>717534873
Looks better then paradiso
Anonymous No.717537873 >>717538794
3>2>1
As someone who loved the summoned demons designs, but hated that they were just a QTE in 1 and 2, I loved the ability to control them.
1 was barebones Bayo fighting, but it meant there wasn't much to it.
2 Has the best graphics and story, but relies too much on the Climax gauge. Being able to play as Balder was a under utilized feature
Anonymous No.717537978
>>717527673 (OP)
1 > 2 > 3
It's that simple, although 2 Bayo is best visually
Anonymous No.717538120 >>717541656 >>717541962
where can I buy 1+2 without getting scalped?
Anonymous No.717538282
>>717529270
Accurate post
Anonymous No.717538643
>>717537869
Inferno looks like it's from one of those vita monsterhunter copies in which there are crappy small circular arenas connected by small corridors and that's it.
Anonymous No.717538721 >>717541767
Either this thread is a larp or DMC threads are one big larp where everyone is literal NPC beep bloopers

>Bro it's le anima devotion
Oh guess everyone on the board just isn't Ie ironically gay enough outside of sharing fetishes with other men
Anonymous No.717538794
>>717537873
>2 Has the best graphics and story
What the fuck are you talking about? Most of the story revolves around that cringe and annoying brat.
Anonymous No.717539124
HENLO??????


WHERE THE HELL MY PROXY UP BOATS?????????

WUBBA LUBBA
Anonymous No.717539725 >>717540951
Probably 2>1>3
3 does have the coolest weapons selection of all cuhrayzee games though and I like many of the gameplay changes. It's just that I didn't even know you could fuck up a story so bad.
Anonymous No.717539746
Every time I play 3 I'm bewildered at how fucking garbage the enemy design is. How did they get it so right in 1?
Anonymous No.717540516
I still don't understand how they made a game all about summoner gameplay that was even more shallow than V's gameplay from DMC5.
Anonymous No.717540948
>make amazing first game with great combat and bosses, tons of unlockables, replay value and high skill ceiling
>but its mired with brown and bloom and some terrible gimmick sections
>sequel cuts down the gimmick bullshit and ups the visuals substantially, but combat and humanoid bosses got significantly worse
>third game looks ugly, runs like shit AND is chock full of gimmicky bullshit
bayonetta 1 was lightning in a bottle, pretty much the closest we have ever gotten to a "perfect" action game package and the sequels pale in comparison
Anonymous No.717540951
>>717539725
cuhrayzee is just a made up term by v/shitters who don't even know the games have ranking systems and just want to chimp out in bloody palace / angel slayer. Wacking off to """""""""""""depth" because some Game Makers Toolkit told them so
Anonymous No.717540954
>>717527673 (OP)
1 > 3 > 2
Anonymous No.717541536
>>717528375
This with Origins next to 3 with their places being interchangeable.
Anonymous No.717541656
>>717538120
CEMU plays them great. Way lower input lag and way better performance than original hardware
Anonymous No.717541767 >>717542856
>>717538721
>Either this thread is a larp or DMC threads are one big larp where everyone is literal NPC beep bloopers
What are you talking about? Am I missing something?
Anonymous No.717541962 >>717542169
>>717538120
PC version of 1 and CEMU to emulate 2
Anonymous No.717542169
>>717541962
360 BC and Wii U emu are both preferable to PC version.

Just definitely avoid the remastered PS4/XB1 version, it has over 2x as much input lag as the 360 original.
Anonymous No.717542237
1 > 2 > 3
Anonymous No.717542582
>>717529509
>>717533134
trannoids will never recover
Anonymous No.717542682 >>717543595
I'm playing through 1 right now and I'm kinda pissed no one told me how fire this shit is. It absolutely stomps DMC garbage and is easily the best action game aside from Ninja Gaiden Black/2
Anonymous No.717542856
>>717541767
DMC community has always been a cult of circlejerksrs centered around 3-5. They feign respect for 1, then shit on everything else in the franchise. When poser secondaries maintain the mainline for 10 years then fuck off because they were normalfags all along
Anonymous No.717543353
I like 2 more than 1 cause the gimmick sections are more fun and the QTEs are less annoying. 1 had better bosses though, 2's bosses are kinda meh except for that one guy with the twinblade.
Anonymous No.717543595 >>717545335
>>717542682
kys fag. DMC1 btfos all that meme garbage you inherited from your lessers
Anonymous No.717543780
I don't understand how you could have any other opinion than 1 > 2 > 3. The gap in quality is so obvious as the games went on. The peak moments in 1 were so damn good and hardly replicated as the series continued. It just doesn't seem subjective to me.
Anonymous No.717543840
1 > Origins > 3 > 2

1 and Origins are the only ones really worth playing but 2 and 3 have some ok stuff in them.
Anonymous No.717545335 >>717545493
>>717543595
DMC1 is a piece of shit that does almost nothing well.

>key upgrades unlocked behind jarpig grinding crap
>difficulty levels are completely fucked where on the highest difficulty, regular enemies are actually much weaker. They have the same health, and only deal 60% more damage while your HP (with all blue orbs) is 3x higher. Then you factor in all the additional moves and increased DT you've unlocked, and they just became total trashmob pushovers, while bosses have a fuckhuge damage and health increase. Basically just turns the game into a glorified bossrush.
>levels are big labyrinthine areas with time-wasting fetch quests where you grab some random arbitrary gizmo trash and then run across the map to stick it in the random designated gizmo slot to progress
>camera is about as awful as they come in a 3D action game, especially since movement is relative to camera (unlike RE for example)
>despite literally having an entire system to lock onto enemies, even when it's NOT ACTIVE, Dante STILL magnetizes to the nearest enemy whenever he attacks even if they are 30+ feet away. It's also extremely finicky to lock onto the proper enemy you want. It's impossible to emphasize just how much these factors make combat feel like complete shit
>absolutely AWFUL underwater sections
>slow, clunky menu weapon changes
>recycles each boss multiple times, overall low enemy variety in general (but again, they become irrelevant on anything beyond a new fresh run)
>items completely trivialize all challenge in the game, and you can even still earn S-ranks with these items

In the context in which it released, it deserves credit, but played today, it does not hold up nearly as well, and there is basically nothing it does better than later action games. Ninja Gaiden, God of War, GodHand, MGRR, Bayonetta, Souls, later DMC games, even shit like Kingdom Hearts and Bamham absolutely pound it into the dirt.
Anonymous No.717545493
>>717545335
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh ok..............oooooooooooooooo I see I guess...................... so that's how it is huh? I see.